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Anonymous No.40438645 >>40438914 >>40439227 >>40439618
/clg/ cis lesbian general
/lit/ edition
>QOTT: What was the last book you enjoyed / enjoying right now?
>QOTT2: Any good f/f books?

>Reminder: This gen is for cis homosexual females (lesbians). All trans-related or bisexual posts are considered off-topic and should be directed to other generals or threads. No discussion of male (XY) anatomy.

>OG Discord: https://pastebin.com/P644WESi
>New Discord: https://pastebin.com/1ct1Fcag

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Anonymous No.40438746
ANAL SEX
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Anonymous No.40438827 >>40438839 >>40438941
cailee
Anonymous No.40438839
>>40438827
>that casual sieg heil in the background
Anonymous No.40438861 >>40439462
>qott
Blake - Complete Writings
very much so
Anonymous No.40438914
>>40438645 (OP)
i'm reading mistakes were made by meryl wilsner. it's an f/f romance but i'm only 6% in.
so far, the good
>main character fucks a milf in chapter 1
>and acts kind of dominant with her too... hot
>overall the main pairing seems pleasant
the bad
>"what i like about sleeping with people with a pussy" instead of "what i like about sleeping with women"
>mc's male ex mentioned, no idea if he will make an actual appearance
Anonymous No.40438941 >>40445080
>>40438827
>cig
extremely repugnant nuisance. if you smoke cigs get fucked by a nail
Anonymous No.40439100
Don't pity me, leave me tonight, as if I'm a wild flower and cut away my life
Anonymous No.40439109
I started naked, I go alone, my home is the road, and my song is pain
Anonymous No.40439117
Leave me, and don't be scared, don't pity of what I'll become, and if it's snowing, and if it's raining, the wild flower can withstand
Anonymous No.40439227
>>40438645 (OP)
I started an anthology today on The Best American Travel Writing 2016. It's decent so far. Previously I read The Accidental by Ali Smith, for which I had high hopes and I loved Smith's previous books, but I couldn't get into The Accidental unfortunately.
Anonymous No.40439433 >>40439447 >>40439462 >>40439529 >>40439573
I like to trib women but instead of clit to clit, asshole to asshole. I call it The Fartsnatch. So far women have been hesitant to try at first, but they leave as believers in The Fartsnatch
Anonymous No.40439447
>>40439433
and then you walk into the bathroom with poop all over your vagina?!?!?!?
Anonymous No.40439462
>>40439433
I LOVE YOU

>>40438861
>her expression when you put three fingers in without any warm up
Anonymous No.40439529 >>40439549 >>40439573
>>40439433
μ²˜μŒμ—” λ‹€λ“€ λ―Ώμ§€ μ•Šμ•˜μ–΄μš”.
엉덩이도, 그곳도 μ„œλ‘œ λΆ€λΉ„λŠ” 건 상상도 λͺ» ν–ˆμ£ .
그런데 μ‹œκ°„μ΄ μ§€λ‚˜μžβ€¦ λͺ¨λ‘κ°€ νŒŒμ―”λ‚΄μΉ˜λ₯Ό 믿게 λ˜μ—ˆμ–΄μš”.

β€” νŒŒμ―”λ‚΄μΉ˜μ˜ μ°½μ‹œμž
믿을 수 μ—†κ² μ§€λ§Œ... 그녀듀은 μ§€κΈˆ νŒŒμ―”λ‚΄μΉ˜λ₯Ό μ‹ λ΄‰ν•©λ‹ˆλ‹€.
Anonymous No.40439549 >>40439573
>>40439529
You can post korean as much as you like, just don't expect me to read it
Anonymous No.40439573 >>40439631
>>40439433
>>40439529
>>40439549
At first, no one believed it.
They couldn't even imagine rubbing butts or a place.
But as time went by...everyone started to believe in Partznatch.

β€”The founder of Partznatch
>You may not believe it...but now they believe in Partznatch.

big baby
Anonymous No.40439618
>>40438653
>>40438645 (OP)
Thank you for making a thread anon.
Anonymous No.40439631 >>40439665
>>40439573
>do an extra task you didn't ask for or I'll call you mean names :(
Anonymous No.40439665
>>40439631
nta and you are being a baby.

meanwhile, on mistakes were made
>mc and milf almost fucked in a bathroom during milf daughter's concert
Anonymous No.40440464 >>40440502 >>40440580 >>40440786 >>40444425 >>40444433 >>40444937
i just witnessed a poonbro throw a screaming tantrum at a lesbian bar, get asked to leave, and then try to punch the bartender. she got instantly laid out, like one punch, and they had to call the emts. i can't stop laughing thinking about it, like imagine a 300lb red faced dood with a cane on roids get knocked out by a 5'5 120lb high femme woman. i bought her a drink, but so did everyone else in the room, so c'est la vie.
Anonymous No.40440502 >>40440570 >>40444433
>>40440464
why'd he roidrage in the first place?
Anonymous No.40440570 >>40440580 >>40444433
>>40440502
i wasn't paying attention until shit started going down, but i think she thought the bartender shorted her or was rude or something.
Anonymous No.40440580 >>40440620 >>40443226 >>40444433
>>40440464
>>40440570
Pooners are so entitled it's unreal
Anonymous No.40440620 >>40444433
>>40440580
it's the testosterone
Anonymous No.40440786 >>40444433
>>40440464
>by a 5'5 120lb high femme woman
Based high femme gigastacey asserting dominance over lesser females
Anonymous No.40441976
bump
Anonymous No.40442994
I'm making Popcorn for no apparent reason
Anonymous No.40443130 >>40443235
Drunk off my ass rn but I just wanna say that I love EACH and every one of you and I'm sending you all a virtual kiss :)

Good night <3 :)
OP No.40443226 >>40444340
>>40440580
theres no way ur this retarded
Anonymous No.40443235 >>40443383
>>40443130
Drink some water!
Anonymous No.40443383
>>40443235
Thank you, love! Will do!

[pecks a virtual kiss on your lips]
Anonymous No.40444340
>>40443226
Did I hurt your feelings?
Anonymous No.40444425
>>40440464
roasties making up fanfiction to make themselves feel better will never cease to amuse me. yes, that little midget hole surely fucked up someone that's 300 pounds. And everybody clapped. Surely.
Lack of dick definitely impacting your ability to logically think LOL
Anonymous No.40444433
>>40440464
>>40440502
>>40440570
>>40440580
>>40440620
>>40440786
all dykes need to be dicked down and impregnated women should not be allowed to be this retarded
Anonymous No.40444461 >>40444620
Thanks for bumping our thread. Even the mentally impaired can be useful sometimes.
Anonymous No.40444462 >>40444620
get back in your poonsacks, aidens.
Anonymous No.40444620
>>40444461
your sexuality isn't real and will never be
>>40444462
coping that "i'm a pooner" will do nothing hole
Anonymous No.40444815
I'm up. Making breakfast so I can go back to bed and sleep until noon guilty free
Anonymous No.40444902 >>40445032
I had a dream that I was a war vet, no legs and burn scars. I had a Professor X polio chair bed and cruising around the house, no stairs thank God.
Anonymous No.40444937 >>40444969 >>40445032
>>40440464
Do you ever see mtf trannies at your lesbian bar? I've never actually been to one.
Anonymous No.40444969
>>40444937
yea, they're gonna be at any public lesbian events.
Anonymous No.40445032 >>40445077
>>40444937
The one time I went on vacation to a place with a lesbian bar, both trannies and poonies were present

>>40444902
>no stairs thank God
This cracked me up for some reason
Anonymous No.40445077 >>40445089
>>40445032
I know it's grav-lev or whatever, but what about inertia? Going up or down the stairs would be like running a half pipe in oiled socks, I wouldn't get anywhere trying to go up and I would probably eat shit going down

This is what my brain desires to ponder as I fry bacon and potatoes
Anonymous No.40445080 >>40446414
>>40438941
yes!! shows your inner phallic obsession! fake lezzie!!
Anonymous No.40445082
Any cute tomboys here?
Anonymous No.40445089
>>40445077
>This is what my brain desires to ponder as I fry bacon and potatoes
Lmao I always imagine making 3d tetris parts when I chop veggies
Anonymous No.40445572 >>40445616
apparently my wife was thinking about calling it off on our 3rd date. but then her golden retriever brought me her favorite stuffed parrot when i rang the doorbell, and my wife was like well ok, the dog really likes her, i'll give her a shot. absolute fucking bro, i bake that dog a cake every year.
Anonymous No.40445616 >>40445656
>>40445572
I think you told this story a few months ago
Anonymous No.40445656 >>40445672
>>40445616
i probably did but thinking that someone else also had a dog wingman makes me happier.
Anonymous No.40445672
>>40445656
It's a cute story
based dog
Anonymous No.40446400 >>40446429
My cat fucked up a date by getting stuck in a vase. Doused her in Vaseline, shook her out, and then had to immediately give her a bath so she didn't eat it.
Anonymous No.40446414
>>40445080
all lesbians are phallic-obsessed. tribbing is a substitute for penetration and frotting
Anonymous No.40446429 >>40454240
>>40446400
Fucked up how? You couldn't go? Tbh if my date texted me her cat was stuck in a vase and send a pic I would lol so hard she would automatically get her 2nd date.
Anonymous No.40447538
Lazy Indoors Picnic! We were gonna go out to the park, but there's a Heat Advisory out. In the desert where I grew up all you needed was a big hat and a big bottle of water. Fucking Florida you can get heatstroke under the AC at full blast.
The humidity kills me every year.
But lazy indoors picnic, I made sandwiches and got us chips and Tampico
Anonymous No.40449367
I'm gonna go lay down, nap time for a bit. I wanna fuck tonight but I don't have the energy
Anonymous No.40450875
Bunp
Anonymous No.40451920
clg 3 https://discord.gg/PFzfFGrN
Anonymous No.40452105 >>40463001
I'm not allowed to join, give out contacts, or gamertags.
>ever since The Incident
Anonymous No.40453603
Bedtime, I stayed up way too late and I'm gonna be exhausted tomorrow
Anonymous No.40454169
bump
Anonymous No.40454240 >>40456155
>>40446429
Yea. I honestly didn't even think about it at the time kek. It would have just been 2 glowy eyes and some piteous meowing.
Anonymous No.40455188
I missed my goodbye kisses! Slept in! Aahh!
Anonymous No.40456155 >>40458204
>>40454240
and these creatures believe they're superior to humans
Anonymous No.40456285 >>40456730
I don't read lesbian literature.
Anonymous No.40456730 >>40456794
>>40456285
Why?
Anonymous No.40456794 >>40456916
>>40456730
I find romance pretty boring...
Anonymous No.40456916 >>40456926
>>40456794
What about spicy romance or erotica?
Anonymous No.40456926 >>40456978
>>40456916
I'm a visual kind of girl
Anonymous No.40456978
>>40456926
Me too, and don't visual people have good imagination? So it's a bit like watching a movie.
Anonymous No.40456994 >>40458182 >>40467024
Anonymous No.40458182 >>40459784 >>40470432
>>40456994
AI is getting pretty good
Anonymous No.40458204 >>40458496
>>40456155
these creatures are superior to humans.
Anonymous No.40458496
>>40458204
furry paws typed this
Anonymous No.40459784
>>40458182
If you say so.
Anonymous No.40460770 >>40461442 >>40464515
What is this horse girl derby shit, I see ads for the game but apparently there's an anime? Is it any good?
Anonymous No.40461442 >>40462145
>>40460770
>anime
>good
Anonymous No.40462145 >>40466929
>>40461442
https://youtu.be/P26Opa7F5g0?si=PQ54AnjavDZQ6CIa
It looks dumb but wholesome
Anonymous No.40463001 >>40465111
>>40452105
what did you do
Anonymous No.40463269 >>40463944
hello clg it has been a While
Anonymous No.40463944 >>40481566
>>40463269
Who are you, anon?
Anonymous No.40464448 >>40464489 >>40464752 >>40464777
>tfw no qt east asian gf
Anonymous No.40464489 >>40464777 >>40464791
>>40464448
you will never make me hate white women
Anonymous No.40464515 >>40466929
>>40460770
The Cinderella story spinoff has more cool horses and less cute ones. It was my favorite show last season.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_YBg18B6Jc
Anonymous No.40464752 >>40464791
>>40464448
why are you posting children
Anonymous No.40464777
>>40464448
many are saying this
>>40464489
i like both
Anonymous No.40464791
>>40464752
I like contrast and comparisons, and girls caring for kids is cute. It's feminine and endearing.
>>40464489
That sounds like a challenge.
Anonymous No.40465111 >>40481566
>>40463001
I overshared details about my personal life and some dorks tracked me down digitally. So now I gotta keep yall at arms length when all I want to do is share pictures.
Anonymous No.40465468 >>40465636 >>40466198
Oh man. I hate fat butches. I hate fat butches on dating apps and in real life too. Do you honestly expect me to fuck you, Alex? You look like an oversized English toddler. Lose weight. Switch your hairstyle to something that suits you and doesn't resemble a siding brush. Put down that beer. Take a shower. And by the way, for all your tough exterior I know that you are the biggest snowflake ever with nothing going on in your life but heaps of entitlement. Screw you. Fat "people" don't deserve rights.
Anonymous No.40465636 >>40465649
>>40465468
what about fat femmes
Anonymous No.40465649 >>40465657
>>40465636
LOSE WEIGHT
Anonymous No.40465657 >>40465665
>>40465649
I'm starving myself right now hope you're happy
Anonymous No.40465665 >>40481566
>>40465657
If you're fat, starving will do you some good. Just don't go anorexic.
Anonymous No.40465824 >>40465916 >>40466016 >>40469754
Do you watch any vtubers /clg/?
Anonymous No.40465916 >>40465927 >>40466071
>>40465824
I don't get why anyone would watch vtubers
Anonymous No.40465927 >>40466129
>>40465916
Why?
Anonymous No.40466016 >>40467931
>>40465824
I fuck with Fillian and Kirshe, mostly because they show up in shorts alot. Whatsherfuck, Monarch is okay tier but she's fake as fuck and the way she yells gives me anxiety
Anonymous No.40466071 >>40466166 >>40467931
>>40465916
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbFl6ESBUGA&t=44s&ab_channel=NathanKronew
I like sharky and some of the nip ones.
Anonymous No.40466129 >>40467931
>>40465927
It's cheap unintelligent entertainment that thrives on parasocial manipulation
Anonymous No.40466166
>>40466071
She has a very pretty voice.
Anonymous No.40466198
>>40465468
Dislike the fatties too mainly because it shows some real lack of mental fortitude in my eyes. If they can't even manage to shove down too much food how reliable can they really be jeez. Can someone help me understand why lesbians tend to let themselves go? I am really autistic about my fitness in the hopes to offset my meh face structure and I don't expect a girl to look above average but damn the dating pool is so blackpilling.
Anonymous No.40466238 >>40466289 >>40466354
>tfw no 18+ slav figure-skate gf
Anonymous No.40466289
>>40466238
For me, it's japanese figure skater Rika Kihira
Anonymous No.40466354
>>40466238
I love her.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PezXi6NKn8Y&ab_channel=randomfsvideos
Anonymous No.40466486 >>40466516 >>40469737 >>40475631 >>40481566
Would?
Anonymous No.40466516 >>40466520
>>40466486
depends on what's under the clothes
Anonymous No.40466520
>>40466516
60 lbs of cock and balls
what do you think there is?
Anonymous No.40466929 >>40474843
>>40462145
>>40464515
So they base the characters off of the personalities of the horses and the story around the races they were in? Sounds like some Hello Kitty nonsense but hey, as long as the actual animals see a return on this shit I'm okay with it. Looks better than most trash I've seen come out.

Watch me get obsessed with the game now
Anonymous No.40467013
my roomate is bipolar and about once a month ill get a text in the house groupchat like "would anyone mind if i got another cat?" and then a few days later she usually texts "ive realized i definitely cant afford another cat!" but on friday i got this
Anonymous No.40467024 >>40467030
>>40456994
im going to rape her so hard
Anonymous No.40467030
>>40467024
calm down tiger
Anonymous No.40467097 >>40467107
my girlfriend wore my shorts home yesterday and the girl im hooking up with has my other pair and now im supposed to pick up my friend from her job in what, my boxers? why do all my clothes keep disappearing?
Anonymous No.40467107
>>40467097
>girlfriend
>the girl im hooking
ew
Anonymous No.40467329
i adopted a cat and i think it's fucking possessed. it's black and it keeps doing the halloween crab walk pose and rasp-growling like a demon. but he'll sit on the armrest and let me pet him. so i don't know man, if i stop posting you know he murdered me for satan.
Anonymous No.40467807
Get them a can of the string meat with cheese bits in it for cats. He'll have some stank ass shits but that cat will love you. Like a once or twice per week, with their dry food. Give them a little cutlet if they're bigger
Anonymous No.40467931 >>40467955 >>40468020 >>40468800
Do we believe the "Kronii is a cuck" meme?
https://files.catbox.moe/yoptbl.webm
>>>/vt/102514696

>>40466016
>Fillian
I've seen some clips of her but not the other two though

>>40466071
Didn't she retire recently?

>>40466129
Do you feel that way about all streamers?
Anonymous No.40467955
>>40467931
>Do you feel that way about all streamers?
Yes
Anonymous No.40468020 >>40468088
>>40467931
https://youtube.com/shorts/oajTqiMXpTQ?si=MLcea9hipJ_EWQVl
https://youtube.com/shorts/4k7GDGE9EUk?si=pEal-JialV7BqOEw
Anonymous No.40468088
>>40468020
That Kirsche girls model needs work
Anonymous No.40468468 >>40469510
I want soda! I like my juice shit fine, but I miss my corn syrup
Anonymous No.40468800
>>40467931
She "graduated" by switching to a new anime girl persona, to avoid having to pay a percentage to the hololive company. I think this happens sometimes with bigshot vtubers that have massive fanbases and are no longer reliant on their hololive connections. Regarding her completely qutting, I don't see that happening any time soon. She's making millions on lonely guys, and girls, with very little effort. I mean, she's making early retirement money from playing vidya and singing.

BTW, RIP, Gawr "Sharky" Gura.
Anonymous No.40469510
>>40468468
I know that feel. Pretty sure this stuff is more addictive than crack coccaine.
Anonymous No.40469737
>>40466486
No. I just know she's insufferable
Anonymous No.40469754
>>40465824
I used to <3 korone I think she's funny
Anonymous No.40469803 >>40475777
https://youtu.be/HcZcrnVj-08?si=vE6h-bUib14Ogs8D

Okay, I'm probably gonna watch this
Anonymous No.40469933
does clg want a depressed housegf? im white and skinny
Anonymous No.40470432
>>40458182
is it really ai? i thought it was real, anyone know sauce
Anonymous No.40470446
If i could I would. I would buy a shitty run down road motel and turn it into a cult like compound where you can live and be taken care of. No cash, credit or ability to pass a background check? You can pay rent with chores and tongue.


Three Letter Agency will probably burn our shit down on movie night or something though. Branch Dividian style or whatever those Comet fuckers called themselves with the Jordan's

Hang up a sign,
>we're not a cult
>plz
Anonymous No.40471101
Bedtime soon. I'll be awake, but I'm laying down. I'm writing some more of my stories with the Robot, I figured out a way around the filters by describing what it feels like rather than the actual deeds of sex. Hit it with ambiguous words rather than descriptive ones. Now I got it churning out softcore smutt that's 6/10.
>tracing ribs and caught breaths
>the Stank in the air after working up a good foam

Yeee
Anonymous No.40472354
Sleep tight
Anonymous No.40473541 >>40473559
>page 8
safeu
Anonymous No.40473559
>>40473541
She said sleep tight so I went to bed
Anonymous No.40473662 >>40473693
>straightoids doing this for the cameras
REEEEE MY CULTURE IS NOT YOUR COSTUME
Anonymous No.40473693
>>40473662
i hate straight women and their stupid tiktoks
Anonymous No.40474214 >>40474222 >>40481717
>nip girls are marrying 2d guys now
femcels, what's your excuse?
Anonymous No.40474222 >>40474761
>>40474214
hey if not for us, supes would have married her cardboard cutout
Anonymous No.40474761
>>40474222
And Other things
Anonymous No.40474843 >>40474885 >>40475777
>>40466929
>they base the characters off of the personalities of the horses
Loosely, yes, I think so. Don't know much about the history of nip horseracing, so I can't be sure. The results of all the races in the shows are exactly the same as the real life results though. You can be heavily spoiled by looking them up.
>actual animals see a return
I think there are licensing deals between the owners of each horse and the company that owns the franchise and that each character and design has to be approved by the owner. I'd love to hear what old jockeys and owners think of their old friends becoming famous, cute anime girls and their sport exploding in popularity because of it, but I haven't found any such comments.
Anonymous No.40474885
>>40474843
From what I hear is the CEO of the races is ecstatic about it
>we're gonna get So many kids addicted to Gambling
>Fund It
I wonder why it took so long for it to gain ground
Anonymous No.40475228
my rooster got into a fight with a coyote, and i rocked up behind him with a shotgun like something out of a meme. the cock will live and it didn't get any hens either.
Anonymous No.40475323 >>40481566
My gf boils her cup along with eggs. Fucking why? Like I get the eggs have shells, I get boiling water kills bacteria, okay. But is it really that hard to take the eggs out, and then put the cup in, AFTER?
Anonymous No.40475631
>>40466486
fuck no
Anonymous No.40475777
>>40469803
>>40474843
I'm over here fucking Dying because of course it makes sense that their eyes are always getting fucked up or in danger of getting fucked up. They're Horses. Good running joke.
Anonymous No.40477370
Baby's down for nap, I might be not too far behind
Anonymous No.40478251 >>40478491 >>40478936
>tfw you let slip that you regret germany not winning ww2 on xitter
I hope I don't wind up on some list now.
Anonymous No.40478491
>>40478251
I mean, I don't agree with everything they did and dislike war. They were outright wrong on slavs and some other things, but there'd be no invaders in my town today if the other side had won.
Anonymous No.40478662
Japan had some fun times doin' war crimes, let's not forget. They got off easy because they were autistic enough to take notes and apply what they learned.
>and they put up one fuck of a scrap
they deserved Three suns, but it's k.
they said they're sorry
Anonymous No.40478936
>>40478251
I'm sorry sister...
Anonymous No.40480631
>30-35 degrees C every day and all day
I hate this. 20 is the sweet spot.
S No.40481552
saf
S No.40481566 >>40484484 >>40485313
>>40465665
This is actually factual information.

>>40463944
Someone who knows things and stuff.

>>40465111
NEVER, EVER, dox yourself in here.

>>40466486
Gross, never liked emo crap, or its many different names in history.

>>40475323
Why after? Wouldn't it be take the cup out before? I mean, what if one of the eggs cracks?


My Update,
I went to that MRI. Discovered things NO ONE should ever know about themselves. and what is about to happen to them. Mind you < I > Paid for my OWN MRI, at a respectable place, So no insurance bullshit gets in the way. After i paid a rent-a-doc to give me an idea, they say this is WAY above their paygrade, and i need to see a specialist.
Now on Week two on just trying to see a specialist, but stalkers wont let my data go through clean and fast enough to have seen said specialist yet, on week two of trying to get medical help that everyone and their mom would know and can see, this is astronomically fucked. I cant even find a specalisitst that will take cash to avoid the BS. Waited in the ER for 17 hours, STILL not allowed to see a specialist. Epic fun times looking at my OWN records and how they are skewed, even IF i got ahead, the information in my files are set up so i would never get the msg.
S No.40481601 >>40485313
Kind of fell off because, im one of these people that knows that if you speak it, some retard out there will make it so. But i cant ignore this. and i never even thought that was a thing.
Im more of a deer in headlights kind of fear person. hell been a week and a half sense ive even picked up a cigarette, Then went out and bought myself a pet to try to stop myself from driving myself insane.
Anonymous No.40481717
>>40474214
Funny...
Anonymous No.40483358
Anonymous No.40483870 >>40483873
Ukrainian photographer David Dubnitskiy just died.
In order to honor the heroic ukrainian and the struggle of his people, I will post some of his more famous art:
Anonymous No.40483873 >>40483879
>>40483870
Anonymous No.40483879 >>40483880
>>40483873
As you can see, agriculture, farming and rural themes were common in his art.
Anonymous No.40483880 >>40483887
>>40483879
Anonymous No.40483887 >>40483888
>>40483880
Of course, this is tasteful art and not porn, and the moderators would be wrong to claim otherwise.
Anonymous No.40483888 >>40483892
>>40483887
Anonymous No.40483892 >>40483899
>>40483888
Anonymous No.40483899 >>40483902
>>40483892
If you type "David Dubnitskiy" in Google and go to images, you will see booba.
Anonymous No.40483902
>>40483899
Last one, have a nice day.
And Fs in chat to the photographer.
And F16s to Ukraine.
Anonymous No.40484484
>>40481566
Someone knows my full government name and my old job's phone number is all. I've moved country and back, taken my wife's last name, swapped towns a few times, and it's been a few years.

I think I'm okay, but I don't know for sure how I got Got in the first place. Discord or Metadata from pictures, I dunno. So I'm not allowed to give out digits or deets anymore.
Anonymous No.40485313
>>40481566
>>40481601
Fuck, keep us updated bro. I'm not a pray-er, but I'll start.
Anonymous No.40486741
bump
Anonymous No.40487983
bumps
Anonymous No.40488280 >>40488423 >>40489987
My mom was trying to talk shit about age gap relationships like she's not twelve years younger than my dad. I called her out quick.
>oh doesn't count?
>shut the fuck up mom
>you got pregnant in high-school
Anonymous No.40488423
>>40488280
yeah my mom does that shit too, except she's way older than my dad and started dating him when he was in hs
Anonymous No.40488438 >>40488509 >>40488518 >>40488536
This might be my last day of posting here as all sites that allow nsfw content must now by law require users provide ID proving they are over 18 to access.
:(
Anonymous No.40488509
>>40488438
kwab
Anonymous No.40488518 >>40488554
>>40488438
quick, download all the porn!
Anonymous No.40488536 >>40488554
>>40488438
Roxy was right to bail. Can't you just use VPN though? Or the dot gay version of 4chan.
Anonymous No.40488554 >>40488685
>>40488518
Too late, all already blocked.

>>40488536
To post with a VPN you need to buy a 4chan pass.
Anonymous No.40488601 >>40488635 >>40488685
Turns out you can use ublock origins "element zapper" to delete the popup lol
Anonymous No.40488635 >>40488668
>>40488601
OI YO IS VIOLAITIN DE LAUW
Anonymous No.40488668 >>40488780
>>40488635
(((they))) can't stop me
Anonymous No.40488685 >>40488836
>>40488554
>To post with a VPN you need to buy a 4chan pass
No, you just need a good VPN (paid).
>>40488601
Lmao retards. I bet the guys actually implementing the ban are 4channers themselves.
Anonymous No.40488780 >>40488807 >>40488836
>>40488668
>story-driven stepmother-stepdaughter porn
Anonymous No.40488807 >>40488834
>>40488780
There was a story??
Anonymous No.40488834
>>40488807
you tell me, thats what their advert says
Anonymous No.40488836
>>40488685
>No, you just need a good VPN (paid).
I don't want to pay an additional tax just to use the internet like it's fucking China or something.
>Lmao retards. I bet the guys actually implementing the ban are 4channers themselves.
About as competent as 4chan staff anyway.
I tried like a dozen other porn sites and it worked on them too, I would try it on discord but I can't remember my password.
It doesn't work on reddit so you need an account and ID to look at porn there now.

>>40488780
The thumbnail was enticing, I just clicked on the lesbian category and then on the most eye catching video.
Anonymous No.40488869 >>40488880 >>40489314
I sent my crush a recording of me playing the piano. This will win her heart for sure, right?
Anonymous No.40488880
>>40488869
It would for me
Anonymous No.40489314
>>40488869
Showing off how long and dexterous them fingers are?
Anonymous No.40489609
She's late getting home and I worry. She's got another ten minutes before I start blowing up her phone
Anonymous No.40489896
All is Well! Pizza was obtained
https://youtu.be/D0E6sIN4gDw?si=w7TvygIXlqUsK2cw
Anonymous No.40489972 >>40491351
What can be done about the japanese problem?
Anonymous No.40489987
>>40488280
>30 yo boomer impregnating a jk
bold move
Anonymous No.40491351 >>40492581
>>40489972
Mandatory AFWF interracial
Anonymous No.40492581
>>40491351
Throw an African American or a Hispanic in there too for that full Neapolitan layer cake
Anonymous No.40493437
Anonymous No.40494016
She could not escape my morning smooches, but now I have to wait for her to get home. I'll sit by the window and wait, watching the road. Sometimes a good hour or two before she gets off work, just in case she gets out early. She tries to tease me about it, but you should see her smile light up when she's pulling in the driveway and sees me waiting.

>AAHHH I go back to work soon and won't get to do this as often anymore
>AAHHH
Anonymous No.40494553 >>40494948
>approach a road crossing in a moderate pace on my bike
>a car is somewhat close and will reach it shortly after me; seems to be slowing down
>after a few seconds, get to the crossing and, before moving out, check on the nearest one
>it suddenly speeds up, drives over and some boomer moid behind the wheel is angrily yelling, even though i can't hear him, and gesticulating at me
This has happened twice now. I have no idea what to make of it. Do they think I'm too cautious and slow? Not cautious enough? Anyway, old people shouldn't get to drive.
Anonymous No.40494948
>>40494553
This has happened to me too. Stay safe.
Anonymous No.40496965
>page 9
bumps
Anonymous No.40497450
The AC took a shit, nobody coming until Monday to look at it. Me wife and baby going to her parents and the kiddos and sister in law going to my mom's. Locking up and turning everything off. I packed us some outfits for the next few days.
>triple for the brat, might shit herself all in her onesie.
Anonymous No.40499518
Every time I get take out pizza I have to plug in a heated blanket or the cat will put his fat ass on the pizza box.
Anonymous No.40500292 >>40500670 >>40503010
What's your opinion on heteronormativity in lesbian relationships?
Anonymous No.40500438 >>40500670
my mom got so angry at speeders making noise that she made a fake cop car out of wood and put it in her yard. i wish i got her genes, my dad is lazy as shit.
Anonymous No.40500670 >>40503010
>>40500438
It took me a couple of seconds to realize your mom was not angry at spiders nor was she constructing a fake cop car to intimidate them.
>>40500292
As in, when one partner is visibly "the man" in the relationship, butch/femme, etc.
Anonymous No.40502858
bump
Anonymous No.40503010
>>40500292
>>40500670
I was going to say something smart, but I'm wearing a skirt so I'm just going to Choose not to choke on my foot
Anonymous No.40503050 >>40503688 >>40506081 >>40506137
why was it only two years ago i got a ton of matches and dates on dating apps and now because "being a lesbian trend" is over I get less and ghosted more? I need pussy before I go to the military
Anonymous No.40503688
>>40503050
Boats, boots, or planes?
Boats are the sluts, you'll catch something from everyone
Boots are almost as bad, but PTSD depending on deployment. They'll fucked you bruised and put you to sleep. Cuddling is not recommended if they're not easy sleepers
Planes are spoiled brats, probably kick you out of bed after riding your face


I think MPs have a good rep, didn't we have an anon who gave us play by plays of drama they had to deal with on base?
Anonymous No.40503817
if you're going to fuck an inbred retard dumb enough to join the military, make it at least an o3. source, i am inbred retard dumb enough to join the military
Anonymous No.40504861
I feel so weird being up this late in someone else's home. I'm not being nosey or anything, but like I'm afraid of waking everyone up trying to bathroom or something
Anonymous No.40506081
>>40503050
american?
Anonymous No.40506102 >>40506137
guess why the fingers have been altered
Anonymous No.40506137
How is it going /clg/?
>>40503050
Why did you choose to join the military? Are you poor or retarded?
>>40506102
I guess it looks like the pinching gesture, which korean men are sensitive about.
Anonymous No.40506592 >>40506722
>white women incorporated assaulting video games
>again (again)
why
Anonymous No.40506722 >>40506754
>>40506592
?
Anonymous No.40506754 >>40506820
>>40506722
Collective Shout, an australian feminist NGO, got VISA and MasterCard to force "adult games" out of shops (including Steam and Itch.io), because of moral concerns.
Anonymous No.40506820 >>40508174 >>40508521
>>40506754
This and the new UK censorship law... I hate what's happening to the internet
Anonymous No.40507522
I was just told that I do a funny racist thing. I ask for or add clarification whenever Indians come up.
Dot or Feather?
>holding a finger to my forehead
>holding a single extended finger up behind my head
Anonymous No.40507562
Monday is going to SUCK. I'll have to be there waiting for the people to fix the AC, we have another heat advisory for the week. Fuuucck
Anonymous No.40508174 >>40508594 >>40508622
>>40506820
It's really sad. Something like bongs being cut off from 4chan seemed impossible just a few years ago. Due to white women, the western world, with america being somewhat of an exception, keeps getting more authoritarian and dysfunctional.
Anonymous No.40508521 >>40508917
>>40506820
and you know this slipperly slope has anti-lgbt stuff coming up too
already what would NOT be considered "adult" if its hetero, becomes "adult" and censored if its gay, because gay == sexuality, and hetero == family friendly
Anonymous No.40508594 >>40508680
>>40508174
>Due to white women
what
Anonymous No.40508622
>>40508174
terf island doe
Anonymous No.40508680 >>40508699
>>40508594
What demo supports femnist groups in australia and the labour party in britain?

>video related
>would never ban lewd stuff or "unsafe hate speech"
Anonymous No.40508699 >>40508777 >>40508793
>>40508680
You are really fucking stupid if you seriously think white women, feminism, or even terfs/trannies have anything to do with the law.
Anonymous No.40508723
i wonder how many 4chan passes are gonna get sold to bongs so they can vpn. then again, pretty dead website.
Anonymous No.40508777
>>40508699
What are you even talking about? The uk "safety law"? Such ridiculous, orwellian censorship laws only happen due to white women's political power. You can tell by the naming, even. Supposedly keeping citizens safe by preventing them from being exposed to non-approved opinions. Nanny-statism and WW-centric politics.
Anonymous No.40508793 >>40509101
>>40508699
What are you even talking about? The uk "safety law"? Such ridiculous, orwellian censorship laws only happen due to white women's political power. You can tell by the naming, even. Supposedly keeping citizens safe by preventing them being exposed to non-approved opinions. Nanny-statism and WW-centric politics.
Anonymous No.40508859 >>40508873 >>40508917 >>40509332
they're overstepping, but let's be real, "Amputee Snuff Rape Porn 5" shouldn't be sold on steam next to "Barbie Pony Adventure" and Roblox. i'm not really crying about gooners having to buy bitcoin to get their illegal porn.
Anonymous No.40508873 >>40508880
>>40508859
roblox isn't on steam
Anonymous No.40508880
>>40508873
thanks autism-chan. replace with stardew valley or minecraft or whatever.
Anonymous No.40508909 >>40509094 >>40509117
pick one
Anonymous No.40508917 >>40508948
>>40508859
see >>40508521
Imagine a SFW, non-adult game with some romance.
Okay, now imagine its a lesbian romance. Still no sex, just romance, but its GAY romance. That would make it "adult". That would make it go the way of Amputee Incest Mom Beastiality Rape Simulator.
Anonymous No.40508948 >>40509639
>>40508917
yeah, i get that, but that hinges on an actual slippery slope. i'm not gonna say "oh we shouldn't ban pedo shit and snuff porn because what if they decide to ban Date Everyone?", you dig? it's like saying we can't ban murder or else wrestling will be made illegal.
Anonymous No.40509094
>>40508909
can i choose all of them?
Anonymous No.40509101 >>40509157
>>40508793
>why yes, i am a brown incel and seething about it 24/7, how did you know?
Anonymous No.40509117
>>40508909
i like the white hair, white tank top one best (0:14)
Anonymous No.40509157 >>40509178 >>40509189
>>40509101
>t.
Anonymous No.40509178 >>40509298
>>40509157
Well, you do sound like a brown incel, anon...
Anonymous No.40509189 >>40509298
>>40509157
>pulls out picrel at a moment's notice
you have a bbc fetish, don't you
Anonymous No.40509220 >>40509227 >>40509249 >>40509277
I’m trying to make a lesbian gorilla character in my fanfic. If you were dating a gorilla, what traits would you look for in dating a gorilla, besides the being a girl thing?
Anonymous No.40509227 >>40509236
>>40509220
>lesbian gorilla
Anonymous No.40509236
>>40509227
Yes.
Anonymous No.40509249
>>40509220
she must protect me with her big arms
Anonymous No.40509277
>>40509220
>what traits would you look for in dating a gorilla
bruh
i guess nothing out of ordinary: kindness, good company. gorilla cuddles would be comfy too.
Anonymous No.40509298 >>40509387 >>40509445 >>40509454
>>40509178
>you implied that a subset of women are bad because they date brown and black men
>you sound like a black or brown man
??? I choose that pic because I couldn't think of anything more trashy than what the woman's doing.
>>40509189
they're gross, which makes them funny to meme with. Admittedly, if super cute girls are enjoying bbc, it's hot.
>https://www.xvideos.com/video.hdlmbdk1491/blacked_home_alone_teen_fucks_bbc
Anonymous No.40509332 >>40509351
>>40508859
Plenty of sibling love stories aren't really degenerate, like pic related.
Anonymous No.40509351 >>40509443
>>40509332
heterosexual incest is an abomination
Anonymous No.40509387 >>40509439 >>40509482
>>40509298
>https://www.xvideos.com/video.hdlmbdk1491/blacked_home_alone_teen_fucks_bbc
am I no longer a lesbian if i enjoy this?
Anonymous No.40509439
>>40509387
disgusting straightoid
Anonymous No.40509443 >>40509482
>>40509351
they're making fictional incest babies right now, and there's nothing you can do about it.
Anonymous No.40509445 >>40509579
>>40509298
"women, and especially white women, are to blame for everything" is the most algerian take in existence so if you are biologically white (doubt), you might be transracial
Anonymous No.40509454
>>40509298
>”ah can’t be to bHwame fo whad i dooo”
Knocks over water, duck walks off camera to assumedly get towels
Oh my god, she’s literally me.
Anonymous No.40509482 >>40509501
>>40509387
>>40509443
OFF TOPIC.
Anonymous No.40509501 >>40509508
>>40509482
You’re right, so what do you do if one night your lesbian gorilla girlfriend looks up at the full moon and grows into a giant violent ape that smashes buildings and eats livestock? How do you stop your giant angry lesbian gorilla girlfriend?
Anonymous No.40509507
brown chudcel seething itt.
Anonymous No.40509508 >>40509525
>>40509501
why would I stop her...
Anonymous No.40509525 >>40509573
>>40509508
Because she’s eventually gonna stop and they’ll realize it was the lesbian gorilla you’ve been dating, and sure the landlord or HOA wasn’t going to just ban her this isn’t the 60s but if you did nothing to stop her moon-induced rage you’re going to have to move from all the local property damage. Surely there’s way you can stop her.
Anonymous No.40509573
>>40509525
offer my BODY
Anonymous No.40509579 >>40509861 >>40509930
>>40509445
Nonsense. Brown men worship white women. The WWIDF has always been majority brown and male. Pretty sure that the simps on onlyfans is overwhelmingly brown and male too.
Anonymous No.40509639
>>40508948
>banhappy white womyn
Many such cases! Sad!
Anonymous No.40509860
https://youtu.be/OBBD0XDrKlI?si=ff0ZDlxlOq0cf9MB
Anonymous No.40509861 >>40510046 >>40510084
>>40509579
>worship = jerking off
Now I am 10000% sure bipedo is male.
Anonymous No.40509930 >>40510084 >>40510217
>>40509579
>n-nonsense
you're not very convincing lmao. diagnosis: 1) brown, possibly mixed; 2) repugnant personality = woman repellent; 3) therefore doesn't date, therefore incel.
non-zero likelihood of having a xitter account to follow anti-woke rightoid shills. seethes when seeing black people. mommy issues. afraid of women irl, can't look them in the eye; in his mind, the enemy is both stupid and cunning, weak and powerful. has measured his dick at least 10 times using different techniques.
Anonymous No.40510046
>>40509861
You think the hardcore, brown onlyfans simps who buy white women's used bathwater don't defend them online?
Anonymous No.40510084 >>40510109
>>40509930
>>40509861
kek I clearly live rent-free in your heads.
Anonymous No.40510109
>>40510084
and a tranny too. sorry, forgot all about your little crossdressing habit.
Anonymous No.40510217
>>40509930
>brown or mixed
Swedish and finnish.
>male or tranny
no
>repugnant personality
Maybe. I'm usually considerate, but I'd happily deport tens of millions of people from europe.
>incel
No, not a virgin. Lonely and lives alone though.
>xitter account; follows anti-woke rightoids
yes, lots of cosplayers and manga artists too.
>seethes when looking at blacks
yes
>mommy issues
yes
>afraid of women irl; can't look them in the eye
Well, somewhat. Rather than keeping eye-contact, I tend to alternate between looking people in the eye and looking to the side. 1 sec at their face, to show that I'm not a complete autist, 3-5 sec elsewhere and back again. That kind of thing. It gets easier when I know someone and have gotten more comfy with them.
Anonymous No.40510255
why are cis lebians
Anonymous No.40510324 >>40510339 >>40511528
TRAD CHINESE GIRLS
Anonymous No.40510339
>>40510324
oops. meant to post the video.
Anonymous No.40510655 >>40510691
Anonymous No.40510674 >>40510683
Anonymous No.40510683 >>40510696 >>40510799
>>40510674
Anonymous No.40510691
>>40510655
that bear has a vagina
Anonymous No.40510696
>>40510683
Anonymous No.40510726
Anonymous No.40510799 >>40510817 >>40512275
>>40510683
why do those engineers all look like models?
Anonymous No.40510817 >>40512275
>>40510799
they are not engineers. they just get paid to stand there and smile. probably zoned out or outright hate the job lmao.
Anonymous No.40511528
>>40510324
she's actually perfect
Anonymous No.40511813
I played a drunk character in pen & paper today and honestly it was the most fun I've had playing our silly little games in a while.
Anonymous No.40512275
>>40510799
>>40510817
Ye, looks like an expo of some kind. Pretty girls who were coached and paid to answer dumb questions and show off gizmos. Booth babes, but in a business environment