/lit/ edition
>QOTT: What was the last book you enjoyed / enjoying right now?
>QOTT2: Any good f/f books?

>Reminder: This gen is for cis homosexual females (lesbians). All trans-related or bisexual posts are considered off-topic and should be directed to other generals or threads. No discussion of male (XY) anatomy.

>OG Discord: https://pastebin.com/P644WESi
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ANAL SEX
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cailee

>>40438827
>that casual sieg heil in the background

>qott
Blake - Complete Writings
very much so

>>40438645 (OP)
i'm reading mistakes were made by meryl wilsner. it's an f/f romance but i'm only 6% in.
so far, the good
>main character fucks a milf in chapter 1
>and acts kind of dominant with her too... hot
>overall the main pairing seems pleasant
the bad
>"what i like about sleeping with people with a pussy" instead of "what i like about sleeping with women"
>mc's male ex mentioned, no idea if he will make an actual appearance

>>40438827
>cig
extremely repugnant nuisance. if you smoke cigs get fucked by a nail

Don't pity me, leave me tonight, as if I'm a wild flower and cut away my life

I started naked, I go alone, my home is the road, and my song is pain

Leave me, and don't be scared, don't pity of what I'll become, and if it's snowing, and if it's raining, the wild flower can withstand

>>40438645 (OP)
I started an anthology today on The Best American Travel Writing 2016. It's decent so far. Previously I read The Accidental by Ali Smith, for which I had high hopes and I loved Smith's previous books, but I couldn't get into The Accidental unfortunately.

I like to trib women but instead of clit to clit, asshole to asshole. I call it The Fartsnatch. So far women have been hesitant to try at first, but they leave as believers in The Fartsnatch

>>40439433
and then you walk into the bathroom with poop all over your vagina?!?!?!?

>>40439433
I LOVE YOU

>>40438861
>her expression when you put three fingers in without any warm up

>>40439433
처음엔 다들 믿지 않았어요.
엉덩이도, 그곳도 서로 부비는 건 상상도 못 했죠.
그런데 시간이 지나자… 모두가 파쯔내치를 믿게 되었어요.

— 파쯔내치의 창시자
믿을 수 없겠지만... 그녀들은 지금 파쯔내치를 신봉합니다.

>>40439529
You can post korean as much as you like, just don't expect me to read it

>>40439433
>>40439529
>>40439549
At first, no one believed it.
They couldn't even imagine rubbing butts or a place.
But as time went by...everyone started to believe in Partznatch.

—The founder of Partznatch
>You may not believe it...but now they believe in Partznatch.

big baby

>>40438653
>>40438645 (OP)
Thank you for making a thread anon.

>>40439573
>do an extra task you didn't ask for or I'll call you mean names :(

>>40439631
nta and you are being a baby.

meanwhile, on mistakes were made
>mc and milf almost fucked in a bathroom during milf daughter's concert

i just witnessed a poonbro throw a screaming tantrum at a lesbian bar, get asked to leave, and then try to punch the bartender. she got instantly laid out, like one punch, and they had to call the emts. i can't stop laughing thinking about it, like imagine a 300lb red faced dood with a cane on roids get knocked out by a 5'5 120lb high femme woman. i bought her a drink, but so did everyone else in the room, so c'est la vie.

>>40440464
why'd he roidrage in the first place?

>>40440502
i wasn't paying attention until shit started going down, but i think she thought the bartender shorted her or was rude or something.

>>40440464
>>40440570
Pooners are so entitled it's unreal

>>40440580
it's the testosterone

>>40440464
>by a 5'5 120lb high femme woman
Based high femme gigastacey asserting dominance over lesser females

bump

I'm making Popcorn for no apparent reason

Drunk off my ass rn but I just wanna say that I love EACH and every one of you and I'm sending you all a virtual kiss :)

Good night <3 :)

>>40440580
theres no way ur this retarded

>>40443130
Drink some water!

>>40443235
Thank you, love! Will do!

[pecks a virtual kiss on your lips]

>>40443226
Did I hurt your feelings?

>>40440464
roasties making up fanfiction to make themselves feel better will never cease to amuse me. yes, that little midget hole surely fucked up someone that's 300 pounds. And everybody clapped. Surely.
Lack of dick definitely impacting your ability to logically think LOL

>>40440464
>>40440502
>>40440570
>>40440580
>>40440620
>>40440786
all dykes need to be dicked down and impregnated women should not be allowed to be this retarded

Thanks for bumping our thread. Even the mentally impaired can be useful sometimes.

get back in your poonsacks, aidens.

>>40444461
your sexuality isn't real and will never be
>>40444462
coping that "i'm a pooner" will do nothing hole

I'm up. Making breakfast so I can go back to bed and sleep until noon guilty free

I had a dream that I was a war vet, no legs and burn scars. I had a Professor X polio chair bed and cruising around the house, no stairs thank God.

>>40440464
Do you ever see mtf trannies at your lesbian bar? I've never actually been to one.

>>40444937
yea, they're gonna be at any public lesbian events.

>>40444937
The one time I went on vacation to a place with a lesbian bar, both trannies and poonies were present

>>40444902
>no stairs thank God
This cracked me up for some reason

>>40445032
I know it's grav-lev or whatever, but what about inertia? Going up or down the stairs would be like running a half pipe in oiled socks, I wouldn't get anywhere trying to go up and I would probably eat shit going down

This is what my brain desires to ponder as I fry bacon and potatoes

>>40438941
yes!! shows your inner phallic obsession! fake lezzie!!

Any cute tomboys here?

>>40445077
>This is what my brain desires to ponder as I fry bacon and potatoes
Lmao I always imagine making 3d tetris parts when I chop veggies

apparently my wife was thinking about calling it off on our 3rd date. but then her golden retriever brought me her favorite stuffed parrot when i rang the doorbell, and my wife was like well ok, the dog really likes her, i'll give her a shot. absolute fucking bro, i bake that dog a cake every year.

>>40445572
I think you told this story a few months ago

>>40445616
i probably did but thinking that someone else also had a dog wingman makes me happier.

>>40445656
It's a cute story
based dog

My cat fucked up a date by getting stuck in a vase. Doused her in Vaseline, shook her out, and then had to immediately give her a bath so she didn't eat it.

>>40445080
all lesbians are phallic-obsessed. tribbing is a substitute for penetration and frotting

>>40446400
Fucked up how? You couldn't go? Tbh if my date texted me her cat was stuck in a vase and send a pic I would lol so hard she would automatically get her 2nd date.

Lazy Indoors Picnic! We were gonna go out to the park, but there's a Heat Advisory out. In the desert where I grew up all you needed was a big hat and a big bottle of water. Fucking Florida you can get heatstroke under the AC at full blast.
The humidity kills me every year.
But lazy indoors picnic, I made sandwiches and got us chips and Tampico

I'm gonna go lay down, nap time for a bit. I wanna fuck tonight but I don't have the energy

Bunp

clg 3 https://discord.gg/PFzfFGrN

I'm not allowed to join, give out contacts, or gamertags.
>ever since The Incident

Bedtime, I stayed up way too late and I'm gonna be exhausted tomorrow

bump

>>40446429
Yea. I honestly didn't even think about it at the time kek. It would have just been 2 glowy eyes and some piteous meowing.

I missed my goodbye kisses! Slept in! Aahh!

>>40454240
and these creatures believe they're superior to humans

I don't read lesbian literature.

>>40456285
Why?

>>40456730
I find romance pretty boring...

>>40456794
What about spicy romance or erotica?

>>40456916
I'm a visual kind of girl

>>40456926
Me too, and don't visual people have good imagination? So it's a bit like watching a movie.

>>40456994
AI is getting pretty good

>>40456155
these creatures are superior to humans.

>>40458204
furry paws typed this

>>40458182
If you say so.

What is this horse girl derby shit, I see ads for the game but apparently there's an anime? Is it any good?

>>40460770
>anime
>good

>>40461442
https://youtu.be/P26Opa7F5g0?si=PQ54AnjavDZQ6CIa
It looks dumb but wholesome

>>40452105
what did you do

hello clg it has been a While

>>40463269
Who are you, anon?

>tfw no qt east asian gf

>>40464448
you will never make me hate white women

>>40460770
The Cinderella story spinoff has more cool horses and less cute ones. It was my favorite show last season.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_YBg18B6Jc

>>40464448
why are you posting children

>>40464448
many are saying this
>>40464489
i like both

>>40464752
I like contrast and comparisons, and girls caring for kids is cute. It's feminine and endearing.
>>40464489
That sounds like a challenge.

>>40463001
I overshared details about my personal life and some dorks tracked me down digitally. So now I gotta keep yall at arms length when all I want to do is share pictures.

Oh man. I hate fat butches. I hate fat butches on dating apps and in real life too. Do you honestly expect me to fuck you, Alex? You look like an oversized English toddler. Lose weight. Switch your hairstyle to something that suits you and doesn't resemble a siding brush. Put down that beer. Take a shower. And by the way, for all your tough exterior I know that you are the biggest snowflake ever with nothing going on in your life but heaps of entitlement. Screw you. Fat "people" don't deserve rights.

>>40465468
what about fat femmes

>>40465636
LOSE WEIGHT

>>40465649
I'm starving myself right now hope you're happy

>>40465657
If you're fat, starving will do you some good. Just don't go anorexic.

Do you watch any vtubers /clg/?

>>40465824
I don't get why anyone would watch vtubers

>>40465916
Why?

>>40465824
I fuck with Fillian and Kirshe, mostly because they show up in shorts alot. Whatsherfuck, Monarch is okay tier but she's fake as fuck and the way she yells gives me anxiety

>>40465916
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbFl6ESBUGA&t=44s&ab_channel=NathanKronew
I like sharky and some of the nip ones.

>>40465927
It's cheap unintelligent entertainment that thrives on parasocial manipulation

>>40466071
She has a very pretty voice.

>>40465468
Dislike the fatties too mainly because it shows some real lack of mental fortitude in my eyes. If they can't even manage to shove down too much food how reliable can they really be jeez. Can someone help me understand why lesbians tend to let themselves go? I am really autistic about my fitness in the hopes to offset my meh face structure and I don't expect a girl to look above average but damn the dating pool is so blackpilling.

>tfw no 18+ slav figure-skate gf

>>40466238
For me, it's japanese figure skater Rika Kihira

>>40466238
I love her.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PezXi6NKn8Y&ab_channel=randomfsvideos

Would?

>>40466486
depends on what's under the clothes

>>40466516
60 lbs of cock and balls
what do you think there is?

>>40462145
>>40464515
So they base the characters off of the personalities of the horses and the story around the races they were in? Sounds like some Hello Kitty nonsense but hey, as long as the actual animals see a return on this shit I'm okay with it. Looks better than most trash I've seen come out.

Watch me get obsessed with the game now

my roomate is bipolar and about once a month ill get a text in the house groupchat like "would anyone mind if i got another cat?" and then a few days later she usually texts "ive realized i definitely cant afford another cat!" but on friday i got this

>>40456994
im going to rape her so hard

>>40467024
calm down tiger

my girlfriend wore my shorts home yesterday and the girl im hooking up with has my other pair and now im supposed to pick up my friend from her job in what, my boxers? why do all my clothes keep disappearing?

>>40467097
>girlfriend
>the girl im hooking
ew

i adopted a cat and i think it's fucking possessed. it's black and it keeps doing the halloween crab walk pose and rasp-growling like a demon. but he'll sit on the armrest and let me pet him. so i don't know man, if i stop posting you know he murdered me for satan.

Get them a can of the string meat with cheese bits in it for cats. He'll have some stank ass shits but that cat will love you. Like a once or twice per week, with their dry food. Give them a little cutlet if they're bigger

Do we believe the "Kronii is a cuck" meme?
https://files.catbox.moe/yoptbl.webm
>>>/vt/102514696

>>40466016
>Fillian
I've seen some clips of her but not the other two though

>>40466071
Didn't she retire recently?

>>40466129
Do you feel that way about all streamers?

>>40467931
>Do you feel that way about all streamers?
Yes

>>40467931
https://youtube.com/shorts/oajTqiMXpTQ?si=MLcea9hipJ_EWQVl
https://youtube.com/shorts/4k7GDGE9EUk?si=pEal-JialV7BqOEw

>>40468020
That Kirsche girls model needs work

I want soda! I like my juice shit fine, but I miss my corn syrup

>>40467931
She "graduated" by switching to a new anime girl persona, to avoid having to pay a percentage to the hololive company. I think this happens sometimes with bigshot vtubers that have massive fanbases and are no longer reliant on their hololive connections. Regarding her completely qutting, I don't see that happening any time soon. She's making millions on lonely guys, and girls, with very little effort. I mean, she's making early retirement money from playing vidya and singing.

BTW, RIP, Gawr "Sharky" Gura.

>>40468468
I know that feel. Pretty sure this stuff is more addictive than crack coccaine.

>>40466486
No. I just know she's insufferable

>>40465824
I used to <3 korone I think she's funny

https://youtu.be/HcZcrnVj-08?si=vE6h-bUib14Ogs8D

Okay, I'm probably gonna watch this

does clg want a depressed housegf? im white and skinny

>>40458182
is it really ai? i thought it was real, anyone know sauce

If i could I would. I would buy a shitty run down road motel and turn it into a cult like compound where you can live and be taken care of. No cash, credit or ability to pass a background check? You can pay rent with chores and tongue.


Three Letter Agency will probably burn our shit down on movie night or something though. Branch Dividian style or whatever those Comet fuckers called themselves with the Jordan's

Hang up a sign,
>we're not a cult
>plz

Bedtime soon. I'll be awake, but I'm laying down. I'm writing some more of my stories with the Robot, I figured out a way around the filters by describing what it feels like rather than the actual deeds of sex. Hit it with ambiguous words rather than descriptive ones. Now I got it churning out softcore smutt that's 6/10.
>tracing ribs and caught breaths
>the Stank in the air after working up a good foam

Yeee

Sleep tight

>page 8
safeu

>>40473541
She said sleep tight so I went to bed

>straightoids doing this for the cameras
REEEEE MY CULTURE IS NOT YOUR COSTUME

>>40473662
i hate straight women and their stupid tiktoks

>nip girls are marrying 2d guys now
femcels, what's your excuse?

>>40474214
hey if not for us, supes would have married her cardboard cutout

>>40474222
And Other things

>>40466929
>they base the characters off of the personalities of the horses
Loosely, yes, I think so. Don't know much about the history of nip horseracing, so I can't be sure. The results of all the races in the shows are exactly the same as the real life results though. You can be heavily spoiled by looking them up.
>actual animals see a return
I think there are licensing deals between the owners of each horse and the company that owns the franchise and that each character and design has to be approved by the owner. I'd love to hear what old jockeys and owners think of their old friends becoming famous, cute anime girls and their sport exploding in popularity because of it, but I haven't found any such comments.

>>40474843
From what I hear is the CEO of the races is ecstatic about it
>we're gonna get So many kids addicted to Gambling
>Fund It
I wonder why it took so long for it to gain ground

my rooster got into a fight with a coyote, and i rocked up behind him with a shotgun like something out of a meme. the cock will live and it didn't get any hens either.

My gf boils her cup along with eggs. Fucking why? Like I get the eggs have shells, I get boiling water kills bacteria, okay. But is it really that hard to take the eggs out, and then put the cup in, AFTER?

>>40466486
fuck no

>>40469803
>>40474843
I'm over here fucking Dying because of course it makes sense that their eyes are always getting fucked up or in danger of getting fucked up. They're Horses. Good running joke.

Baby's down for nap, I might be not too far behind

>tfw you let slip that you regret germany not winning ww2 on xitter
I hope I don't wind up on some list now.

>>40478251
I mean, I don't agree with everything they did and dislike war. They were outright wrong on slavs and some other things, but there'd be no invaders in my town today if the other side had won.

Japan had some fun times doin' war crimes, let's not forget. They got off easy because they were autistic enough to take notes and apply what they learned.
>and they put up one fuck of a scrap
they deserved Three suns, but it's k.
they said they're sorry

>>40478251
I'm sorry sister...

>30-35 degrees C every day and all day
I hate this. 20 is the sweet spot.