Thread 40462602

Imagine JK Rowling has used magic to kidnap you - and you are now stuck inside a secret castle she owns on an island that doesn't appear on most maps - that has all the windows and doors sealed shut with foot thick steel encasing them and the rest is solid stone.

There is one door to enter and exit. Once inside the castle - you will be locked in for 12 hours - food, water, a bed, and a porta potty will be provided - but - you will be sharing the castle with YOUR CHOICE of 3 grizzly bears who have not eaten in 3 days OR 12 agile, fit, 20 something black men scooped up from the worst neighborhood in St. Louis Missouri

There is a secret arms chest somewhere in the basement dungeon that could aid you - but it will be up to you to find it. After 12 hours - if you survive - the main door will be opened and you are free to go (a boat will escort you back to the mainland).

Please state - which letter/grouping of LGBT you are
AND
whether you would choose to be castle-trapped with grizzly bears or ghetto african-americans

mtf
choosing the african americans
i'll befriend them or hide in the porta potty

>>40462602 (OP)
MTF

I choose the niggers,
I can cover myself in my own shit, and they'll think Im crazy and will leave me alone

>>40462626
they are not very friendly
they were binging on crack before they got flown to Scotland and they are withdrawing hard and it is making them QUITE agitated

>>40462626
>>40462651
please state if you prefer men or women

>>40462654
i would empathize with them and try to offer comfort
plan b is still hiding in the porta potty

>>40462673
i prefer men

>>40462874
it's pretty stinky, she dropped a fat dump into it while prepping the castle for your arrival

>>40462673
nowadays I prefer women.

>>40462964
what changed?

bi female
bears please

>>40462602 (OP)
I dont like the racist tinge to the quest, but i so love hypotheticals like this.

The obvious choice is the 12 agile humans. If you're the first to get to the top of a tower you can create a choke point, and multiply your power by gravity.

Due to my innate combat abilities, id easily win against 12 people because after pushing the guy down the stairs, i then remove his rib and fashion a nice dagger out of this. A dagger is all you really need in this type of engagements.

Now the big factor is, just what kind of weapons are stashed around the corner?
Guns? Swords? It makes stuff really hard to decide.

Because if swords, ur best bet is humans.

But if lets say a sniper rifle or a 50cal armor penetrating magum revolver is laying around somewhere, then bears are the better choice because you'd only need one bullet per bear to make them non issues.

So it depends on the weapons. But generally, guys are a safer bet.

>>40463627
tell me more about your innate combat abilities

>>40462602 (OP)
Ico reference is based

>>40463712
huh?

>>40463731
Is it not a reference to the plot/game of ico?

>>40463765
no

Bear. I'm not afraid of men I just have an innate kinship with animals.

>>40463702
TRANSBIAN SWORD TECHNIQUE NUMBER 2!!!!

i draw my blade and point it at you.
You're not in range, but that doesn't matter to me...
Then, i close my eyes and nonchalantly turn around as i sheathe my blade in one swift motion.
Then, i utter the words...

~
"The rainbow of death fades into the sky"
~

Pain shoots through you like lightning, your eyes open wide in shock. Blood suddenly spurts from your back where a diagonal and deep slice appears. The blood arcs far into the sky as the sun shines through it, beautiful and diverse shades of red and orange shine down on us both in an almost angelic display..

>>40462654
Okay well then I really don't think they will be any good at finding me compared to hungry bears. Both options seem most likely to attack each other rather than try to find me

>>40462602 (OP)
B butch febfem terf
i would definetly take the grizzly bears, they are a little bit easier to outsmart than 12 st. louis niggers. also the bears will not rape me, and maybe they can smell that i am vegan and we can be friends

>>40465656
You are assuming Rowling isn't paying them in crack to find you. And remember, she herself might chase you. It's her castle.