today i fucked myself with a cucumber and then served it to my family

why are trans men so pervy?

>>40483442
if you post your tits I'll explain why

>>40483478
theyre underdeveloped

Did you know the yeast in your vagina could be utilized to ferment cucumbers into pickles? If you canned up the cucumber you would have natural pooner pickles with a side of botulism. Then you could kill your family and make international news and have lots of true crime podcasts made about you.

>>40483432 (OP)
I wanna eat a cucumber that's been in my sibling's pussy...