Thread 40483520

Explain to me, logically, why these are not bagels.

bagels are a jewish racket like diamonds

>>40483520 (OP)
Because they aren't talking about deleuze

>>40483520 (OP)
because they have yet to have bottom surgery to get their bagel holes installed

>>40483520 (OP)
god told me they are not bagels

>>40483540
I read like 5 pages of that and it just seemed indecipherable.

>>40483538
>transgenderism is not a jewish racket

>>40483520 (OP)
Bagels are boiled and dipped in alkaline water. Its because during the black plague jews were banned from using the community ovens so they had to boil their bread at home. This morphed into the bagel we have today.

>>40483558
Has no one yet tried boiling english muffins and then griddling them?
You could start a buffin craze.

>>40483548
transgenderism is an indian racket

>>40483566
seems pretty jewish to me
maybe the jews came from india - like they had trade routes silk road shit way back when out that way

>>40483571
you and your jews

>>40483598
Jews are, alone, responsible for the recent explosion in transgenderism.

>>40483602
and bagels but they were banned from boiling crumpets

>>40483652
why has nobody tried boiling crumpets in alkaline?

>>40483520 (OP)
They actually taste good.