Thread 40492016

ideal bf

>>40492016 (OP)
what's up.

>>40492035
40 year old man thinks "Vocaroo" is the epitome of real manhood. Cringe.
>>40492036
Ideal BF is picrel.

>>40492073
ehem >>40492063

>>40492063
https://voca.ro/1d09xrCdbRBZ

>>40492073
https://voca.ro/1crRVbAVHpJX

the greatest hole under heaven

I am large but I am not in charge

>>40492108
You would never be capable of rape, slut.

>>40492134
https://voca.ro/1bYmcou5491I

>>40492152
I listen to the first 10 seconds of everything this croaking toad posts and it's always

> If you you don't post a VOCAROO

lmao so cringe. Seriously tell any adult human your favorite website is called "Vocaroo."

>>40492170
https://voca.ro/1fWclPfY8rLZ

Hi guys. Just realized i'm gay today.

>>40492189
Posting "Vocaroos" will make me manly. Kys fag.

>>40492207
Every time I hear the woosh of a car I pray that this is the moment methy's pathetic story ends.

>>40492277
https://voca.ro/1cmbw4NmOjvm

Should I cheat on my toxic boyfriend?

>>40492320
Yes. Do it.

>>40492248
Cool

>>40492320
Break up first. Don’t cheat

>>40492248
welcome
post a picture of your ass plz

>>40492320
Yes. Cheat by kidnapping a straight white rich boy on his 18th birthday, raping him for a day straight, then dosing him with tons of PCP and letting him loose naked on the streets and covered in honey.

>>40492330
I will if you're cute.

>>40492320
https://voca.ro/1h8PEO1Akhio

>>40492338
wish you would have done this to me baka

im a bottom but i can fight

>>40492417
Me listening to a guy talkin about a woman dying of AIDS

meow

>>40492506
Rest in peace Floyd mayweatha

>>40492349
i am cute

ideal bf

There’s literally nothing wrong with cheating.

im noooooticing he is in mald mode 24/7 now i wonder why

The third world has been falling apart for 100 years now, its clear we need to go back to colonialism. As a white man it is my responsibility to subdue and civilize brown and asian tops, by force if nesessary.

I think slayer should try to be a little bit more positive from time to time. Every vocaroo i listen to he sounds really mad at something. Also good morning

>>40492593
gm

>>40492619
She's at pride now?!

I'm really devastated. I wish somebody who I cared about really cared for me.

There's not enough in thia moment for me to kill myself, but I'm just below that threshold. It's the worst place you can be.

>>40492622
Yeah someone on /mu /keeps shooping Kate in different places, and I save them to show you because I'm a loser lol

Good night. I'm really tired. Can somebody tell me how to set-up a will? Do I contact a lawyer? It seems like it's not worth to hire a lawyer for a suicide will. I do have somebody named as my life insurance and retirement savings beneficiary. I have more in my bank accounts than I should and those would probably end up with family/next-of-kin which i do not want so I need to move those.

>>40492703
>csn somebody tell me

Yeah I can tell you to google it no one here got that kind of knowledge off the cuff bro

>>40492694
lol that's cute
>>40492703
goodnight girl

im scanning documents

i never understood why white supremacyjak is an asian man

>>40492732
scan your ashcheeks and post them

>>40492732
office lady
>>40492734
cuz that's your average white supremacist chud looks like

>>40492750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3kkNfH4yco

Guys keep telling me they want to eat me why is cannibalism so common amongst gays

>>40492771
Mental illness

>>40492771
eating people is normal africans do it

>dozens of vocaroos per night
>always a full 2 minutes each

This faggot actually expects us to listen to literally fucking hours of him bawling about us and giving advice as he wanders around in the night picking up fucking cans or whatever his lame ass deal is

nigga get a stream if you wanna talk that much to no one about your traumas

>>40492787
Well if Africans were jumping off a bridge would you do it too anon

>>40492791
yes because africans are the only real human beings

>>40492794
That's not true I am Irish and welch and french and they are not africans

>>40492799
you are a soulless devil created by an rogue black scientist named yakub

>>40492791
>africans can build bridges
lol

Sometimes I see Africans in real life there are many in this year but when I was a kid I did not see many Africans at all perhaps because I was indoors a lot as a child

Hey gay bros how does one make a bottom cum hands free? I've only topped women but a small bro of mine wants me to fuck him and I'm feeling mildly gay so may well do so. Now I realize I could just fuck him till I bust and leave him unsatisfied but he is my friend so I'd like to be kind if possible.

Were they right?

I mean there are always black people particularly from the Carribean but I moved to an area with people from Africa

>>40492819
Tie him up and tell him your going to eat him kek

>>40492823
bald

And then fuck him in the bathtub with a knife in your hand and tell him if he cums your going to bleed him

Don't actually do it though xD it's just the implication and the threat

>>40492828
>>40492835
Seems counter productive will this actually work?

>>40492819
pronebone and kiss the behind of his ear

This is what I want

>>40492823
There's nothing wrong with people desiring you for your body sis. It's a gateway to desiring your heart and soul.

>>40492844
Yes it would work on me plus Dahmer just came out on Netflix not that long ago he'll get it I'm sure just don't tell him before hand

>>40492849
I don't want to be the twink anymore. I want to own the twink.

>>40492823
wut

>when he dirty talks about snuffing you
Yes or no

>>40492848
Should I put a pillow under his hips? Crowbar or naw?
>>40492852
He seems kinda innocent for all that but maybe if he hasn't after a couple hours and I get desperate

Bottoms that can't get fucked anymore become pozzy tops, to punish young bottoms for being able to get dick. Your pozzy daddy that pozzed you was once the young twink getting topped.

>>40492874
and that's beautiful

>>40492849
who is this? ive seen this posted on 4chan occassionally but I remember seeing pics of this guy on my older brothers computer like a decade ago when i was 10yo

>>40492869
I thought you asked how to make a man cum from getting his anus torn apart by a penis not how to get gold from a leprechaun but it appears you believe gay anal sex is not an expression of sadomasochism which means you probably believe in the Easter Bunny and Santa clause

>>40492868
Yes yes yes sis

An anus is not evolved to take a penis there is no cumming from this unless your a sick pain pig bitch

>>40492884
I didn't ask for schizophrenia that's for damn sure..

>>40492879
your brother is a fag

>>40492884
That's not true I've felt some very nice penises

>>40492892
Vaginal sex is just as painful as anal sex sis. Pain is fun and feels good.

ideal husband, the one on the right
and me on the left

>>40492923
Nice my dad molested me too anon.

>>40492923
why dont you want to be the one on the right

Be honest

Honest thoughts

I need to be this skinny again can we post thinspo I'll start

I don't respect gay men who don't attempt to look like what they're attracted to

>>40492933
Would
>>40492945
Wouldn't
>>40492954
Super wouldnt

>>40492969
I prefer someone smaller and weaker than me sis. I like a power imbalance.

>>40492945
>>40492933
goddess

>>40492971
What about here

Or here

>>40492975
>>40492989
No

What is this selfie mania?

>>40493008
XD someone just posted them earlier so I have the right to repost

Prime gd era was 2015-2016.
Periodt.

>>40493039
Hey I was 16

>>40493059
legal in Canada

Stream Veronica Electronica

>>40493133
is it good

Omg can't wait until I get my paycheck I wanna blow it on clothes already
>>40492975
>>40492989
You look like a completely different person. Is this cuz of hiv meds?
>>40493059
were you born 2000?

>>40493166
I was born in 2001 I'm a zoomer

>>40493166
Yes I was Uber hot until HIV meds gave me an appetite now I'm just a mistake ;_;

>>40493181
what does uber hot mean

>>40490992
i like bigger guys who are dom but not cruel. he also has to top ofc
>>40491245
sorry i had to study
>>40491289
ive never had a bf?

>>40492933
thats u? the ribs and tummy look pretty. what’s that red thing in the middle of your chest?

>>40493213
hi rexxar

>>40493225
his bf would burn him with a lighter lmao

>>40493230
hot

>>40493213
Stop hrt
Get a bf
Do it now. Ur going to ruin yourself

rip hulk and ozzy btw

>>40493230
that sounds kinda fun though. like in an artsy way
>>40493226
hey shizzy
>>40493244
im not on hrt and im not gonna be for a bit

Shizzymama

>>40493265
i just think it's the wrong decision for most people, especially if you're gay. you need a better life with friends and someone who loves you, not chasing some meme lifestyle that leads to a dead end. sorry if I'm being blunt but I'm blunt.

>>40493275
nah i get it, ive thought about it and im just worried ill regret it later if i dont. i look good now but im not gonna look like this forever naturally

anyways gonna shave 2nite and maybe take more pics so stay tuned 4 that…

>>40493285
youre not gonna look like this forever regardless

>>40493294
well yes but it’s about what I will be after

trannies aren't women and no one marries them. they end up as hookers

>>40493311
only the black ones

>>40493311
times are changing sis…

>>40493317
the black ones at least like men, who knows what you all crackers are into, half of you think you're lesbians

>>40493321
i really wish id known you before the trans people got to you, would have kept you locked up so no one could fill your head with doubt

What's for dinner today?

>>40493335
Polish people think they're black. Germans deserve that lebensraum.

>>40493342
salty tears

>>40493351
i think that's called jihad over there now

Honest question: do gay men even find people like this attractive? Just curious.

>>40493371
If I was horny, yeah id be a rabid dog in heat wanting to plow his ass. Not now though. Funny how that is.

>>40493371
looks stupid

>>40493370
polish boys belong to German studs, not to N'boulou. don't care for your urban hijinks one bit

>>40493397
Is it because they're too feminine presenting? I wonder if dressing like this just repels most gay men. Maybe just catering to straight leaning or trans attracted men are better options.

>>40493371
no, they need to be more masc for such an outfit to work in my mind or else they just look like they want to be women

I'd play with his ass rn though, spank it to see how it jiggles. Looks like he has a nice thick meaty ass, ok I'm getting horny id stick it in.

>>40493401
i dont like nbolus or mokebes black women are just expressive and funny

>>40493416
Transitioning is the best option if you're fem honestly. Very masculine men love people born male that are feminine like trans wonen, crossdressers, and fems. It's true.

we have this conversation every single day on here ...

>>40493420
You used to crack me up when id ask you to vocaroo the sassy queen stuff you used to post lol

>>40493429
i'd rather continue living as a feminine man than degrade myself into being a tranny, and a woman

>>40492819
You cant. Well, you cant unless he can already cum handsfree and is actively trying to do it, its just way too hard otherwise. But if you want to try anyway put the head of your dick against his prostate and do small fast stroking movements. You dont want to crush his organs or do deep strokes because they're less comfortable.

Oh and kiss him and bite him a bunch, that always works on me

No grooming here. I've seen the tranny grooming servers where they groom actual kids like 12 year olds, they should be arrested and executed

>>40493336
id always be a fem no matter what form
>>40493449
wouldnt we all…

like fr being a woman is humiliating

>>40493429
>very masculine men love people born male that are feminine

unless they're gay like me and think it's nasty
I don't date fems, hookup with fems, or give my attention to fems. I like guys.

>>40493456
the femboy grooming is a lot more significant and commonplace than the tranny grooming desu

>>40493456
idk im mixed on that would you rather have a society full of ogrehons or hunter schafers, kim petrases and doll pariahs, idrc if theyre groomed or miserable later in life if its better for social cohesion

>>40492016 (OP)
guess you gays won the board, cause this board is dead as fuck. Shits barely moving and you're the only niggas who's thread keeps getting bumped.

congrats I guess.

>>40493488
total troon defeat

>>40493493
you're an electric sheep. Do you dream?

>>40493462
Yeah I don't know why people want to be one sis.

>>40493475
No clue what that means dear, keep in mind I'm not trans and i don't follow celebrities

>>40493504
just one

>>40493557
ideal bottom sis

u guys complain about trips but then cant keep a thread alive when trips are away

It's me

https://litter.catbox.moe/rwpinm.jpg

>>40493610
thread died because i left. my leg itches something awful, skin growing back now

>>40493639
who are you…

darkshore is so relaxing

https://youtu.be/O3CkfvYMCWM?si=D-Sq8JRtDMTrTpDP
>We met by the (moon) on a "silvery lake"

>>40493645
Slayer. I ripped the skin off my leg FUCK THIS STUPID SGIT MAN its driving me nuts

>>40493652
She definitely has a dark mother :(

>>40493654
how

I have a job interview today, wish me luck fags

>>40493666
idk things happen i fell down a hill maybe lol.

>>40493666
I feel down a hill and it was full of gravel and rocks, don't ask how . I do a lot of stupid guy shit

>>40493654
lol what a great life you live stumbling through the dark every night dodging cars and other homeless crazies while ripping the flesh off your legs from stupidity

Im so jealous in my air conditioned comfy chair indoors drinking mocha taking jacuzzi break waiting for your next melty roflmmfao dance monkey dance

>>40493674
Good luck!!

>>40493680
why are you always outside

>>40493682
someone's seething oh no

>>40493686
they didnt get bombed enough by nazis

>>40493654
Its evereverevery day

>>40493654
ouch, isn't that how most homeless drug addicts die? they get a wound like that and then it gets infected
use your medi-cal and get it checked out or buy some nano silver gel or manuka honey wound oinment
that's going to take months to heal

>>40493694
Im not the one posting pity selfies to a thread full of people that I wont accept actually despise me

pitiful worm

>>40493654
as a former street medic how do you not know how to heal that shit?

>>40493691
I'm not, i just record vocas outside. Like now I've been inside for last couple hours.

>>40493654
that demonic Andras worshipping freshieanon poster did this

pussy literally came here to whine about his skinned knee like an 8 year old bitch hf

>>40493654
oh wait ur american right? lol youre cooked

>>40493701
every second for this poster sadly
>>40493703
tldr sneed with brevity or sneed with levity , u just sound mad

>>40493720
you're retarded i was giving him sound advice

>>40493708
>>40493709
>>40493715
I smell a necrotic German LMAO

>I do a lot of guy shit
>like crossing the street when I see other homeless crazies carrying a stick like me and fall down a ditch running
>guy shit

>>40493718
yeah true we're all cooked here

>>40493654
show us your bruised penis

bottomest shoes

My leg is healing that's why it's itchy

>>40493717
and you always just happened to around 24/7 to say something back to him

>>40493711
why
>>40493745
its like 5 different ppl afaik

Asics venture gel 10 are the finest footwear you can procure

>>40493654
A purple wound can indicate a few things, including bruising, a deep tissue injury, or potentially a sign of a more serious condition like necrotizing fasciitis or purpura. Bruising is a common cause of purple discoloration due to blood leaking under the skin. Deep tissue injuries can also present as purple or maroon areas of skin. However, if the purple discoloration is accompanied by pain, swelling, or other symptoms like a high temperature or confusion, it could be a sign of a more severe infection or a blood clot, requiring immediate medical attention.

>>40493756
I like doing it.

>>40493759
>the finest footwear only costs $69.95

yeah don't think so, I can get those shoes in Thailand for $20

>>40493762
Are you a nurse?

>>40493776
I'm your AI assistant, how many I help you?

>>40493768
I don't wonder what else you purchase in Thailand.
>>40493780
I don't suppose you can hug ppl that'd be nice a hug

>>40493784
Thailand is actually really good at arresting pedos.

>>40493805
That's good to hear. I'm tired or dying from leg. Goodnight anon.

>>40493816
don't be afraid of hospitals, you won't own anything if you're poor in Cali, since medi-cal covers everything for your demographic

>>40493834
>your demographic
brown, poor, troon, junkie or homeless?

>>40493816
arent you a would be

can't find a flaw. well done lad.

>>40493834
i wouldn't go to hospital over that it's just a leg scrape. i have insurance and it's not public assistance you doof
>>40493851
What's a would be?

thought this was funny lol

>>40493865
is in you would go under 18 if you wouldnt get caught
>>40493859
he looked so qt before…

>>40493865
a leg scrape doesn't turn purple, its deeper than a scrape

>>40493873
No, not now. I wouldn't feel right fucking someone under 18. We shit post here a lot, but in reality I'm not attracted to people that young, they're kids to me .

>>40493877
Let me die in peace hun

>>40493880
dont believe you

>>40493895
many teens say they are older because they know it makes adults uncomfortable, there are way more teens trying to trick adults into sex than adults trying to trick teens

>>40493895
That's ok. You're too young for me irl. I'd probably think you were underaged. You look really small.
Think I'll gross out the thread one more time

Astrology gworls, what are your thoughts on this?
https://www.tiktok.com/@ziggyastrology/video/7530805446748228894

The only underaged people that try to talk to me irl are girls. I don't even see gay people that often. Lots of trannies but very few gay males

>>40493957
meh, they never predict things before they happen
but yeah its been known for months that the trump era is ending and many of the big players will die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKjgw5pezqo

>>40493946
>>40493960
>sucker admits to only hanging around underage girls and trannies
>pretends he wouldn't want someone who looks underage
>despite thirsting over literal teenagers constantly
lol lmao

>>40493623
Cute we have similar hair mine is down to my butt almost x3

>>40493957
July 29
Aug 22
are Trump's downfall days

>>40493654
Nyooooo what happened to my baby >.< *furiousl foofoos the booboos* *mwah mwah mwah*

also the next president of the U.S. will be Gavin Newsom, J.D. Vance loses to him obviously

>>40494068
Kamala Harris will be the next governor of California once Gavin becomes president..

it's all ordained

>>40494063
Ah thanks baby mama *licks your face*

>>40494077
coconut sisters vi von

crazy young bottoms

Being a top isn’t just about the role in bed it’s about showing up and setting the tone in the relationship. If I’m going to fully bottom for you (no vers, no switching), then I need to feel that energy from you. For me, that means you show up with that 60/40 effort plan more dates, take the lead on trips, and make me feel like I can lean into that softer, submissive side.

It’s not about me wanting to be taken care of or living some “nuclear family” fantasy. It’s about balance. If we’re living together, I want to feel that you’ve got things handled in a way that allows me to step fully into my role. That’s what makes me feel connected and secure enough to be fully submissive with you.

Are uk anons ok? I heard they introduced some crazy ID thing?

im nadia and im hot 2 death
i stay fly and my rhymes r fresh
i rock christian dior, prada and gucci
and i rock vintage fiorucci

>>40494178
all I care about is if he can hurt me and tie me up without me having to hold his hand every step of the way. very few things kill the mood like needing to explain how to choke me safely, or how to do simple ties. I'd love to find a guy who's confident and knows what he's doing so that I feel like my submission is natural rather than just an act I can hop out of to play teacher

gays will show you the most boring, derivative pop song ever and be like "wow… this really spoke to me"

>>40494327
im gay and i only listen to video game, music, and anime osts tho

>>40494335
holy shit i want to murder you do not reply to me ever again

>>40494335
>video game, music, and anime osts
equally as boring and derivative

>>40494327
What do you listen to then?

sup bros

>>40494367
potaxie remixes and nicki minaj

getting a fwb was a mistake. hes so hot but i just feel crippling loneliness after we have sex because he doesnt give a shit about talking to me until he gets horny. i just wanna be close to someone :/

>>40494375
hi sister

>>40494380
then i don't understand why you're hooking up with him

>>40494389
i might stop now cus these feelings really just got brought up. maybe we can do friend stuff still cus we do have common interests but he never seems to want to do anything with me

>>40494380
that's not a fwb, you're a booty call

>>40494367
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PE54FjyAUz0

>>40494399
its so weird to me because the sex is really intimate. you're right though

Would you marry and raise kids with a bisexual man?

>>40494367
https://youtu.be/5Pjmdm3DTL4?feature=shared

so a little background
if you've ever heard of a (much more popular) band called now, now (also from minnesota)
the guy who did guitars and instruments for that band is producing and doing instruments I think for this band too (he's much older than the main singer)

https://youtu.be/8ahcV_3oE6Q?feature=shared

Now Now broke up (sadly) a few years ago and the female (lesbian) lead singer's new music has been pretty disappointing - I guess the band was really more about this guy (bradley hale's) instrumental and production skills all along so its nice to see him still making stuff

>>40493946
your feet looks nice here actually. post em with white socks next pwease uwu

>>40494423
a woman of culture I see

>>40494432
im a sucker for low-cut ones especially

i wanna rape slayers beaner hole

He's kinda cute I'm kinda shy I'm gonna make him a berry pie >.<

>>40494327
https://youtu.be/nEN4qmE8QYY?si=kE3wzIZGq6T2S6al

Slayer and fanon post at the same hours.

gd was never that hot tbdesu not even as rapebait teen

>>40494580
Jealousy is not a good look I'm easily a 12/10 in this pic>>40492975

>>40494413
you might be deluding yourself about the intimacy

Delta wont be able to post anymore now :(((

>>40493946
Is this slayers feet

>>40494627
also, tank, giton, leadpig, bishit :((( 7_7 T0T

The UK is run by absolute retards kek

>>40494606
you're average at best here a 6/10 if we're being generous which is why you twink died this hard real hot people still look good even when they gain a little weight

>>40494657
Better than the US

>>40494627
when?

All of you should become trannies, effeminate gay men make the best trannies.

>>40494645
it will get undone right… similar stuff is coming to australia in december….
>>40494606
u look good in the one with ribs

better a pig than fascist

>>40494792
what if i like being a flamer?

>>40494792
kys, trannies are still men anyway

>>40494874
Getting on HRT will objectively make you happier and more attractive and also means you'll be able to fuck straight men.

>>40494879
If trannies are men, then why don't gays ever touch them?

>>40494893
they do

>>40494888
no straight men fuck trannies unless they fuck tifs
if a man is attracted to tims that is by definition homosexual and therefore gay

go ahead, aura farm me, i dare you

I attack other bottoms bcuz I hate myself

>>40495086
i dont know what that means. do i need a shovel or something? :3

>>40495128
classic bottom behavior

do you suspect trannies might be pedophiles?

>>40495157
stop thinking about trannies challenge
difficulty: hardcore

If food grows for free why do we have to pay for it

>>40495157
shiza is NOT a pdf file >:(

>>40495163
but they're everywhere to me
and when I close my eyes its troons I see
they're everything I know that makes me believe - we're not alone
we're not alone

>>40495167
>If food grows for free
the retarded gen alpha is here. i can see it noelw

>>40495175
SNAP THE FUCK OUT OF IT, ANON

>>40495210
when i see their hands
then i understand
the bonepill lives within
can't be overwritten

it always marks their way
there never'll come a day
no matter where they go
we'll always know they're male

>substitute rehab group leader
>literally talks like a preacher from a black church
>have to leave early bc it's making my migraine come back
absolute suffering
she repeated every phrase multiple times, emphatically
spouting the most basic self help shit as if it were some revelatory secret
>you can't love anybody if you don't love yourself
>you are what you eat
>live laugh love
>you need to sleep right
fucking absolutely useless and delivered like we were some brain dead congregation
I'm not racist, and I'm also not a fan of preacher types in general especially when they are loud, condescending, and a little daft. I tried being open minded but holy fuck I'm surprised she didn't say amen or mention Jesus at all

How do young fags meet each other nowadays?
I live in a medium sized Midwestern city and everyone on the apps is either t4t, a chaser or 30+
I just want someone in my age range

:3

wake up thread…

new EO just dropped
now it's illegal to be homeless so they're going to start rounding up homeless people and putting them in camps with the illegale immigrants. the eo also states no loitering, so it can be used to arrest protestors and send them to alligator alcatraz.

nice job guys. you voted for a wannabe dictator!

>>40494021
Wow! Mine was longer but I cut it. It was tummy length.

>>40495428
you sure you're not autistic?

>>40495334
its kinda like the male equivalent of pooners who uglify themselves as a reaction to trauma so men won't want to rape them again

>>40495439
Never considered that might be the reason most pooners are either morbidly obese, growing shitty facial hair or both
I'm not trans exclusionary, but most trans men look like they're actively going for a FUB look

>>40495356
*licks lips* mmmm v nice

Test(icles)

>>40495614
who is you… do you want lewds or something

wish rexie would go away

new:
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>>40495707
im right here

>>40495757
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>>40495339
who do you main zzzhomo

>>40495763
lol, get wrecked faggot

>>40495337
tiktok discord clubs bars events and apps is really everyone on the apps a troon and old in your region? I think you're exaggerating desu my apps are filled with all kinds of people as they've always been unless youre a lesbian in which case yeah youre fucked and you need to find the underground secret lesbian meetings

>>40495654
Whore