Thread 40496421

qott: Would you have sex with Ray Blanchard if he asked really nicely?
q4t: Do you consider yourself to be AGP or HSTS or some secret third thing? Are you happy about that? Have you ever tried to change it?
q4c: If you were a tranner, would you want to be AGP or HSTS? What do you think you would actually be? Would you prefer to date an AGP or a HSTS or a neither? Why do you feel that way?

PREVIOUS: >>40492266

>>40496421 (OP)
>qott
i dunno who that is

slicing trannies in half with a katana

force feeding all trans girls and chasers beans. no i won't expand on that.

chat, thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DGGnorCn40

>>40496426
You did a bad job. This is not humor.

>make shitpost op
>every reply is a shitpost
Thanks a lot bronyooligan

>>40496421 (OP)
i like flirting with ray blanchard whenever i see his posts actually, my goal is to get him to block me or call me an agp or something. and i consider myself to be a secret third thing where i'm a transsexual girl who has a preference for men and who is pretty femme but is very autistic. and idc abt any of that stuff anyways i'm chilling

>>40496439
*takes a wet diarrhea shit down your throat*

>>40496454
stop makin me make all the fuckin threads and maybe you'll get a better one

>>40496456
>and idc abt any of that stuff anyways i'm chilling
I need you.

>>40496421 (OP)
>qott
ill be real if it was young blanchy he wouldn't need to ask or even warn me
>q4t
the typology is dumb but like obviously if you have to place me on it i'm agp right
but also someone here implied I was hsts a while ago and i found it really funny like yeah sure lmao if you say so im a fat midshit sysadmin engaged to a cis woman that's as hsts as it gets right

>>40496421 (OP)
blanchard is a disgusting fraud

i make people sad

>>40496462
that's the spirit!

>>40496473
This is based.

>>40496421 (OP)
>q4c
If I were a tranner I would be very agp

>>40496476
no it’s not

saving myself for daddy blanch

>>40496473
Yeah. You just did.

should i poop on the carpet or in the bed

>>40496489
i love this image like the box is for the chocolate cake so i assume after this was taken he took it off and then had to figure out how to get the chocolate residue from the box out of his hair

Are we good for our date in September Twink? We could do it on 9/11

>>40496421 (OP)
>qott
he's a faggot.
>>40496436
lol that was a close up frauded beyond belief, and it's worse now, so...
>>40496440
thoughts are all the ways I should kms rn

>>40496492
i’m sorry

It's okay to be a faggot
It's especially okay to be a girlfaggot

>>40496467
i'm just doin my best in life desu. and like idk i love dresses and lingerie which is p femme and i guess collecting anime figurines and hello kitty stuff is p femme too but i also love making music, computers/technology, maths and physics, and i dabble in some vidya which i guess is kinda masc but like idrc abt all that im just doin me
i guess i can also consider makeup a thing i do now considering i've done it everyday the last 2 weeks ;p that's new tho

i’m the only tranny he’s talking to

>>40496504
you just need a bf to play a guitar like them

>>40496520
what’s his name?

>>40496421 (OP)
>qott: Would you have sex with Ray Blanchard if he asked really nicely?
stupid
>q4t: Do you consider yourself to be AGP or HSTS or some secret third thing?
im pan/asexual
>Are you happy about that?
I dont really think about it desu, yeah?
>Have you ever tried to change it?
no? what

he's the only tranny im talking to

i’m the only tranny he wants to rape

>>40496526
Why do you keep asking people this, who would answer that question

thinking i got tricked by a psyop into finding ray blanchard cute but like how it happened isnt important anymore. ray blanchard is cute

>>40496513
It's okay to be a faggot
It's especially okay to be a girlfaggot
but the worst thing possible to be a gay man.

>>40496526
you wouldn’t know him or the name

i'm the only shrimp who wants to cat

what a retarded thread, OP needs to go outside

>>40496523
I need a lot of impossible things rn anon

>>40496540
i just went outside earlier i bought a bunch of cute stuff did u not see my haul

Red Bull betrayed me. I asked for my friend to get the pink Red Bull from CVS because I got a raspberry Red Bull that made me feel like I was about to cum every time I took a sip it was so good but then he shows up and it’s a fucking peach Red Bull like come on change the can colors you lazy bulls

I will not sadsack ventpost today
I will jerk off crazystyle instead

>>40496536
Gay men are faggots tho (respectfully)

>>40496531
first time i did it
>>40496537
guy told me this yesterday too is all

>>40496558
Peach is the summer edition. You should have specified the wild berry one. The peach is really good though. Way better than the pink edition.

>>40496572
I said pink Red Bull and yeah I can’t fault him they’re both pink, I only fault red bull

el classico redbul >>>>>>>> all other flavors

>>40496552
youre so agp

i eat so little bread these days that a loaf i bought developed mold before i even opened it.
while i hate wasting food and mold freaks me out, im ultimately happy about this development (eating less bread to such a degree)

>>40496594
Have you tried the coconut one though?

>>40496504
Tell me how you frauded your ass rippling as you smacked it

>>40496599
nothing compares to el classico desu

impregnating Clown's throat

>>40496596
i posted this in the wrong thread but if ur still here anons thank you

>>40496517
You sound like an actual person lol. Congrats on the makeup though, it's insane how much difference it makes.

>>40496594
I get 12 packs of classic Red Bull for normal days and then I make people bring me big flavored Red Bulls as tribute to show they like me and I’m their queen.

qott: only if i could torture him afterward

>>40496606
Hard disagree. It's right in the middle of the pack. I drink three red bulls a day. I am uniquely qualified to make this judgement.

I am Ray Blanchard

>>40496613
meh, i don't think it even makes that much of a difference on me if i'm being honest. like it looks pretty don't get me wrong but i don't think i need it to pass. but it is amazing how quickly i got ok at applying eyeliner just doing it everyday tho. a few days in and i was managing to get it done within 5-10 minutes as opposed to the 30min-hr long ordeal it was at first

i drink 12 redbulls every day

>>40496628
based taurine addict

>>40496570
he’s not the same as my guy were not from ur country

>>40496611
Yeah no problem. You seem cool so good luck.

Look at all of these gay men on HRT pretend playing.

>>40496568
well yeah, ig I meant faggots(pretrans girlfaggots).

q4t: would you let me pour a white monster down your asscrack and let me slurp it up?

>>40496658
no thats disgusting

>>40496633
>like it looks pretty don't get me wrong but i don't think i need it to pass.
Now this is where you tell us you're already married.

>>40496653
thanks i love when my bf calls me a stupid little faggot

>>40496659
don't FUCKING lie to me bronya

>>40496638
It makes me feel like god

they really are happier today. i can't prove it's because i am not around but i am fairly sure

>>40496658
You’re supposed to use grape jelly

>>40496421 (OP)
nope.
hsts and a third thing. idk i just accept its how i am. yes and its unnatural for me when i try not to be. like its not a natural drive and that bothers me when i can naturally be me and get results that are more in line with myself.

>>40496665
:3

>>40496421 (OP)
>Would you have sex with Ray Blanchard if he asked really nicely?
Honestly idk if i could possibly turn down the ultimate meme opportunity
imagine if i had a selfie of me snuggling os Ray's chest in his bed
that would be so funny to me idk if id ever stop laughing
>Do you consider yourself to be AGP or HSTS or some secret third thing?
I'm SEF and also pretty MEF and a little bit AGP but that was much worse pre-transition
those are my acronyms
they're all made up and silly
>Are you happy about that?
the sef thing is annoying but otherwise idc
>Have you ever tried to change it?
oh yes. god yes
very unsuccessfully for a very long time
>If you were a tranner, would you want to be AGP or HSTS?
"HSTS" is an insulting term that means you trooned for a fetish
if you just mean "straight" then yes id 100000% prefer to be straight
>What do you think you would actually be?
this gross double-gay predator thing
>Would you prefer to date an AGP or a HSTS or a neither?
neither
>Why do you feel that way?
besides that i dont date?
HSTS means she trooned to get access to straight men, so she's only dating me because she sees me as a straight man
and anyone who unironically considers AGP to be a descriptor for their whole identity is unhinged and to be avoided

>>40496660
nope im single. just sky high standards and i'm not rlly convinced at this point men r capable of loving me for more than my physical form at this point. idk, i'd love to be proven wrong tho

>>40496653
you're the one playing pretend, at being human.

>qott
Blanchard has done so much harm to trannies, so no
>q4t
Probably agp bc I rly like the idea of feeling small and weak and feminine next to someone much bigger and more masculine than me.

>>40496663
Literally nothing hotter than this

what if i transitioned for better ascess to bisexual men

I love all of you anon trannies who don't post with a nick <3

>>40496688
im unhinged and to be avoided

woke up with my cock in my mouth again

>>40496604
still has a tiny amount of fat
>>40496610
no...

>>40496689
Well shit I can try, not sure if I'm sky high standards man but I can swing. So you work at a polar research base or the ISS?

>>40496701
rip my old trip

if i cut off my nose do they have to give me a newer prettier one?

I Have Been Formally Warned For My Behaviour In The Chasergen Server

>>40496701
makes trip again target i wouldn't you and gay

why do i want to die?

i should feel hapy

>>40496631
oh my god hi mr blanchard can you tell me if i am agp or hsts and then i can print it and frame it on my wall

>>40496716
here in my country if you got disfigurate they will cover plastic surgery for you
im thinking of doing that. do something bad to my nose but not too bad to the point its unsalvageable so i get a rinoplasty for free ^___^

>>40496726
>>40496736
Bad brain disorder

>>40496756
where to get good brain? mine is a bitch

>>40496604
I can't fucking believe I haven't seen this why am I even alive
>>40496710
yes.

>>40496698
Just put on panties the bis aren't picky

i am obsessed with him

>>40496710
Eat more skelebones.

>>40496726
>>40496736
im sory that is rough.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>40496758
You build it.

>>40496784
i have to be cute tho no ugly crossie vibes

As a masculine cis man I just want a non passing flamer faggot -maxing 100% bottom tranny gf, is that too much to ask?

>>40496788
thanks
>>40496793
yeah

>>40496801
literally me and my bf

i need to lick his face

Good morn again

>>40496692
The woke media lied to you anon
>>40496708
:)

>>40496801
thats me i fear

do you guys wanna see my pink glasses

>>40496793
what's the matter, anon?
>>40496705
i mean i wouldn't date you
which is all "avoided" means in that context, really

>>40496786
I'm a disgusting skinny fat fub I do not need to gain weight, like ever. I'm actually trying to loose some

>>40496798
out of what?

having to perform a facial scan, email verification, and provide a photo of my id to access RUIN YOURSELF HYPNO - GAY FEET POPPERS TRAINER is a real personal low

>>40496816
sure

>>40496811
No it's not

>>40496817
you wouldnt date me :( my heart is breaking
>>40496827
fug

>>40496712
lol that's flattering. neither tho, truthfully i'm in a silly industry but i'd love to make music and making youtube videos my fulltime job 1 day

>>40496824
https://unsee cc/album#7vA7BcFD5kGI
i like em

Hsts faggot puppymaxxing boulderhon bpdemon trannie ^~^

>>40496817
chaser gone idk where

>>40496737
HSTS (I intuit)

>>40496837 you are so pretty. i like your long dark hair

i ate (drank) lunch and i’m better now

>>40496849
Ah yes, the irish soup lunch.

>>40496858
smoothie

>>40496421 (OP)
q4t: Definite HSTS

>>40496846
aw thank you !!

>>40496861
lol

he must like me or else he wouldn’t talk to me so much

>>40496861
me

>>40496832
Silly industry you can't talk about I take it? Well, what kind of music then? And what videos would you even make? I can definitely see the appeal, I'd love to ramble on camera for hours about all my interests and get paid.

>>40496830
im 6'3" im way out of your league i only date top 1% stacys
>>40496840
im sorry nona
what a coward

The results are in and unfortunately it is what i was scared of. I am gay

>>40496893
Faggot

>>40496877
I'm not a fan of the inverse of this

>>40496896
Be careful, puppy. It is contagious

>>40496880
i love dariacore desu. and i wanna make video essys about anything that piques my interest. i think that is genuinely the sweet spot in life where u can just pursue whatever passions u have and follow them and see where they lead. i wanna do that with longform video analyses and media analysis/social analysis in general

>>40496877
it’s message up that my brain can only infer the opposite. attention means nothing but the lack of it means they hate me

>>40496916
Daria has her own genre of music now?

>>40496903
>>40496918
i am going to make him mine

>>40496916
Other than Daria. Yeah I think you've nailed on the head exactly what I'd love about it too. It's super compelling as a concept, basically an independent researcher with a microphone. For now my friends have to suffer until I make it big though. Do you have example people in mind?

Bronya, do you like muscular men? I'm thinking of signing up for a gym membership if you do like it

>>40496938
Everyone should be exercising regardless of if someone is attracted to it.

>>40496944
it’s good for you yeah

>>40496938
isnt her type fubs

Muscular men are a fetish of mine… thinking about them now

Really need a trip to thailand

Need to spread some tiny tight teen bussy

>>40496944
Sure but i mean real muscular, not the normie exercise of walking x amount of steps a day

>>40496938
bronya, do you like muscular men? i already have a gym membership and am strong

>>40496951
Hi, muscular man whore here.

>>40496956
motherfucker

>>40496921
ya it's sick tho it's def tranny music i can put u on tho if u want?
>>40496929
i love dariacore it's a sample based genre and to me it's like creating a collage of sound. i have synesthesia and dariacore tends to hit the absolute best + i see it sorta like alchemy where ur taking component parts and making something entirely new from them
and desu i wanna do my own thing, don't rlly have any particular youtuber in mind atm. i guess maybe moon channel, technology connections, and sock sensei as good examples of youtubers done right

>>40496963
the best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. the second best time is never, because someone else planted a tree 20 years ago and will mog you forever

>>40496973
I'll do steroids if i have to

i’m glad real adult men don’t want to have sex with teenagers and that’s just a larp from here haha

>>40496973
I am the mogger. Even though I'm losing my hairline ACK!

they're literally measuring skulls on /mmg/ and its kinda my fault because all that started bc i was complaining about my shoulders measurments there.....

>>40496882
fug

>>40496962
Do something muscular for me? I am going to be around a lot of hot shirtless men this week and I need to mentally prepare myself.

>>40496996
woa... hi

Look at these little guys so cute. Little dinosaurs

that q4c is kinda weird 2beehonest :c

>>40497012
wtf you ignored my question but reply to him? you are just like every other tranny

>>40496999
they were practicing phrenology long before you started hrt don’t worry

>>40497002
I only perform muscular things for people on my discord friends list.

>>40496972
>sample based collage
>synesthesia
Now that's a very interesting combination. I'd actually really like to hear more.
>daria
I'd take a listen at least. I might like it and it's not like I'll explode if I don't. I have no idea who any of those channels are either though lol. Science and tech stuff I'm guessing?

Question 4 chasers: what’s stopping u from finding a tranny to marry

>>40497045
Am I on your list? What does your pfp look like?

>>40497052
im trying. my last GF broke it off because she felt she was too mentally ill to be in a serious relationship. but i keep trying.

>>40497058
Probably not, I have my back as my profile photo on Discord.

>>40497052
Got banned from my local smash tournament

>>40496996
not bronya but respectfully lookin :c

i got new glasses

>>40497066
let me see it

bald men are hot

>>40497073
no

>>40497073
yeah but he’s a psued

>>40497073
so are bald tranners

>>40497061
Gotta go to mtg next

>>40497060
How do I get on the exclusive list

>>40497063
Aw, that’s kinda cute actually.

>>40497094
Just drop your discord, it's that easy.

Phrenology is true actually

getting my slovenlinessectomy next year

>>40497084
Wait what

>>40497114
lol

>>40497048
my favorite set: https://soundcloud.com/xaev/insurgence?si=06ae313e37dd4d1d8a8624274ac70942

2nd favorite set: https://soundcloud.com/steejen/orchard?si=5329e068a02d43ac83ff2b1317491e73

some heat: https://soundcloud.com/user-177606668/friday-night-fucking-cover-w-me-gf

moon channel is a guy who does deep dives into mainly anime and japanese video games, here's a gr8 vid he did on who owns pokémon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfSKAvbAUUk

technology connections makes vids on technology (lol). typically avoids computers tho, but his vids r always very well researched (also lowkey i think he might be trans?) here's a vid of his i quite liked on an antique microwave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiS27feX8o0

sock sensei does rlly good anime analyses, here's a great vid he did on evangelion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUc0Ha9cbN

also a big fan of 3blue1brown and veritasium but idk if their content is what i would imagine my content will look anything like

>>40497073
i humbly disagree

>>40497120
honest nose looks like patches

>>40497070
ignore no makeup

>>40497052
Dating sucks

>>40497116
Lol I'll take the compliment. E before U in pseud btw B^)

>>40497161
i have a disability

>>40497141
you're so pretty lb

>>40497052
Autism and trauma to be quite honest with you

>>40497141
You are looking cute
As for the glasses i like them. Everybody uses those huge ones, some way too big for some faces. I prefer the smaller, more discreet ones like those. Mine are similar

>>40497174
Well now I feel bad. You dyslexics need to wear a poorly spelled sign or something.

>>40497184
if i get big glasses, i already have a big head, i end up looking like this

>>40497187
i do irl don’t worry

>>40497141
very lorelai gilmore
>>40497126
even nerdy british math youtubers are improved by it. beard or no beard. (the beard is nice too though)

>>40497124
What the fuck soundcloud makes you sign in now? I'm never using it again.

>>40497194
would be kind of hot. but i do understand the hesitancy

>>40497194
Some people do look like that

weird bangs and huge glasses chasers are all ive got to keep me going

>>40497194
Yo do not be disrespectin the Big Comfy Couch in this household.

>>40497219
Get gigantic circle frames

>>40497229
i love that you know big red comfy couch

it's not gaeh if one of us puts lipstick on

>>40497197
Good citizen.
>>40497232
Yeah I grew up watching it lol. Idk how kids shows made me actually excited to clean up my room. Damn good programming.

>>40497232
>Big Comfy Couch
idk why i put red

>>40497204
why do some dudes let it get this far without cutting it short?

>>40497230
i want a pair like the ones cate larsen wears
theyre real weird and kinda vintage i think, with the arms connecting to the frames at the bottom corners of the lenses instead of up at the top

>>40497232
>>40497243
how do you know about big comfy couch - its canadian

>>40497263
this has to be incredibly practical cuz u can see everywhere without turning ur head

>>40497124
Alright I found some of this on youtube. Yeah it's honestly not bad. Although it's almost like got too much going on for me? In the sense that my brain sorta just stops trying to keep up and it all sorta loses focus. If that makes any sense?
So you're like a bit of a nerd then I take it? No offense of course, antique microwave video is sick as hell.
>>40497255
Fear. It's a big change and one that will likely be with you for life. It's more than just cutting the hair, it's a moment of accepting your future.

>>40497271
when i was a child i would go to the library and we would rent the VHS tape. i used to watch it all the time as a kid

>>40497255
the stigma that keeps them from giving it up is why i encourage men to embrace the shaved head

>>40497271
It was syndicated in America and run by PBS. So if you were in the right age range it was on. My parents even bought us a mini little toddler couch for us to sit on until I sat on it as a teenager and squished it lol.

>>40497194
i like that style and i would totally rock that fit includin the huge glasses ofcawse c:

>>40497276
that seems so overdramatic though, it's already gone, ive went shaven head before just to save on hairdresser money
>>40497291
is this a regional thing? i feel like theres no stigma like this here but maybe im just not normally reared

>>40497316
i wouldnt have guessed its a regional thing but i guess so, ive heard a lot of men lament having to shave their heads when their hair isnt viable any longer
and about the same amount refuse to do it

>>40497316
>that seems so overdramatic though
Maybe it is man but that doesn't stop it from being true.
>it's already gone
Sure man but people cry over spilled milk all the time. You've never heard of the stages of grief? Denial is right up there.
> ive went shaven head before just to save on hairdresser money
I don't know why you'd argue shaving your head that will grow back is the same as being bald for life. It's not.
People don't have to do exactly what you'd do to be understood, Nils.

Any tranner completely desperate around?

>>40497351
what up?

>>40497351
i need you to see my guts daddy

>>40497036
wait did you ask me a question sorry ive been gooning for the past two hours let me find it

>>40497194
This is the og goonclown

>>40496938
>>40496956
i like fat guys best but buff is fine too! as long as you're happy in your body that's what's most important anon. god that's such a beauty pageant answer. skinny guys are fine but i dont think i could date one cuddling w a twink feels like laying on a remote im sorry kings

>>40497276
ya i suppose hahaha. idk it sounds amazing to me but i can see why it would be overstimulating to some. and i suppose u can say i'm a bit of a nerd... lol

>>40497349
im not tryna be judgy i just dont get it

>>40497380
what in god's name is a goonclown

All your favorite kids tv shows are actually Canadian

im canadian

>>40497409
Ask pichu

>>40497412
mine are most certainly not thank god

my name is goonboy clowngod

>>40497407
Sorry, hard to read tone online. As dramatic as it is though, they're genuinely mourning their hair. If you view it as someone reacting to the death of a pet or something it lines up pretty well honestly to how they behave.

1 kilogram

>>40497449
can i come over and have some?

>>40497378
Why didnt you tell me? We could've gooned together on discord

>>40497157
Is anything good on Netflix these days? Family got an account again and I kinda want to reconnect with what people are into but boy does it all look terrible.

Dad recommended Ozark I think because I loved Breaking Bad but after three episodes it seems to be a profoundly weak imitation.

>>40497276
>>40497404
being completely honest i think im just incredibly autistic to a fault. i love understanding stuff, i'm a chronic understander of things

this thing tastes awesome, i wish i was a wolf walking around stealing farm animals from retarded farmers who petition the goobernment for the right to kill me incessantly but all they recieve is one more percentage of tax on exhaust because they think food magically spawns in the supermarket

>>40497462
im shy. and i dont think im allowed to take my clothes off on the internet anymore or the government will come to my home

>>40497449
Imagine the poop later today

hello chasers! i'm 1.5 beers deep and buzzin' how is ur day going?

>>40497480
fuck im hard

>>40497469
I understand, you have trust issues, but i'm different, babe. You can trust me, i'm not like the other guys

>>40497468
i think this is copy right infringement

>>40497404
>>40497467
I could definitely see how in the right headspace it would be a really fun listen though. I think I'd just have to be doing basically nothing else.
>i'm a chronic understander of thingsv
I don't think I'm autistic but I definitely feel this. Absolutely just love pulling things apart and always have. Too many pens exploded lol. People really interest me the most though, love learning what makes people tick, history, religion, it's always interesting.

>>40497499
if it is i wanna read what im infringin on cuz it sounds flippin awesomesauce

>>40497493
thats what every guy says...

What’s the most embarrassing outfit you’ve ever worn for a partner?

>>40497522
i am NOT answering this

>>40497512
Yeah but they are lying, i'm being honest

>>40497522
nazi uniform

>>40497512
Nta but that's not true, I'm nothing like that other anon. You can trust me on that.

>>40497522
My underwear after I slid off the bed and smeared shit on my sheets because I hadn't learned to wash my ass yet

>>40497522
he made me be a kitty cat and meow

>>40497522
the cage </333

>>40497481
It's going alright I am .5 zero sugar mountain dews deep and playing some djent riffs at the moment
A buzz would be nice but I promised not to until tomorrow

>>40496421 (OP)
qott: yes
q4t: idk I consider myself a gay man on hrt make of that what u will

>>40497504
ya! i'm always rlly interested in understanding ppl's intent with stuff not just looking at their actions at face value. but anyways i actually have to go for now desu and get some work done but it was lovely talking to u, hope u have a good day anon

>>40497531
fascinating. have the two of you ever explored each others bodies
>>40497529
ok i believe you yayyyy this is so awesome

>>40497549
cool, i don't like mountain dew but enjoy the djents please... i have been drinking 3/5 days this week relapsing was really not a good idea.

>>40497522
I'm a chaser and once i dressed up as Undertaker (the wrestler) for a tranner i was talking with.
It was Halloween and both of us were into wrestling.

Now that i think about it it was cringe as fuck. Especially when we were gooning together and as she came i said
>You may cum....in....peace

>>40497560
Of course, enjoy work at the mystery factory. Nice talking to you too! You have a nice day as well.

I need to let a mid tranny ruin my life.

>>40497522
A Jewish tranny wanted me to call her a kike faggot while I was fucking her and RP that I was a nazi

i’m gonna kms (how is everyone doing today?)

>>40497105
lonelygarden

How do I be an ethical chaser if this is just a fetish for me

>>40497596
will send a picture of my dick to this person

>>40497606
lobotomy

>>40497609
.nice.girl.

>>40497606
Go date cis women

what do we even know about space

>>40497619
i'm a man

>>40497631
big.guymandude

>>40497625
A lot.

>>40497609
liar

>>40497642
Calm down, i have to get hard first

patience kitten daddy needs 3 hours to get hard

>>40497625
Some
68% of matter is dark energy supposedly but they don't know what that means they just have to designate it for now so their models don't collapse which probably means the model is entirely wrong

>>40496421 (OP)
>some secret third thing
i’m trying to bring MEFism to the mainstream it should be hidden no more hear my roar

You guys see the Tea app thing got totally fucked and gaped today?

>>40497631
IM STRAIGHT

>>40497667
physicalists when they theory breaks down into increasingly more complex and metaphysical explanations

>>40497679
LMAO

>>40497678
“Teabagged” it was right there dangling in front of your face and you kissed it

>>40497625
literally way more than we have any reason to. boring men with napoleon complexes felt the need to find something else to conquer so we've been funneling taxpayer money into it for decades and probably always will. it primarily functions as a cover for military research.

>>40497678
was i on there. i can explain

>>40497686
Damn he really did

>>40497679
You silly goose

>>40497648
can I help

https://voca.ro/1fW7M89I3Z3g i have convinced myself my voice training is backsliding. too much time outside i fear!

>>40497678
Incels win again

>>40497578
she does porn

>>40497714
You sure can

>>40497678
Good, I've been laughing at the hags for a while now

>>40497635
43 flaccid chaser penises in my inbox since you've done this to me.

>>40497745
WHENNNN WILL IT BE MY TURN

>>40497668
soon some random celeb or athlete from 30 years ago is going to pop up and have a call me "mef" spotlight and be the 1st mef and mef of the year on time magazine and mef rights will be pushed on everyone and mef television shows and all a bunch of pro sports people will begin mef'ing in the middle of the game and the fed and the states will infight over mef issues etc..

>>40497735
think about playing pacman but instead of a joystick controller it’s a gock

>>40497724
https://voca.ro/1kJCMaFF21mA

>>40497744
i am also calling them incel loser rapists. for what its worth. and im a beautiful crossdresser

>>40497724
you sound really cool in this. what’s this from? i would listen to you narrate an audio book

I take some pretty good flaccid pics imo but women can't appreciate the stoic masculinity of a classic grower

>>40497745
>flaccid
Hmm yeah haha s-sure i was flaccid, i'm actually way bigger than that haha

>>40497766
ENLIGHTENMENT

>>40497781
Jesus took three days and nobody says shit

>>40497781
>good flaccid pics
idk if that's a thing anon

>>40497796
Three days to what, get hard?

>>40497733
...

>>40497803
want to see my flaccid pics? tranner btw

>>40497724
i got a boner while reading this
>>40497766
this killed my boner

>>40497803
Yeah because you're a woman, you don't get it that's what I'm saying
Honoring the penis means appreciating it in all forms
Men know this instinctually

>>40497781
show me

>>40497818
>reading
I mean listening
Im so dumb. Im just a dumb fucking chaser, i cant do anything right fuck me

Ugly girls are more evil than pretty girls

why isn't Venus the HSTS grooby queen ace of spades using her trip anymore?

>>40497764
I DESERVE IT ALL
>>40497818
ur welcum

It's Friday and my thicc gf is back.

>>40497855
Bronya? You cheating on me?

>>40497840
Not true i am very pretty and very evil
>>40497818
thts awesome anon. try listening to them both at once
>>40497781
im a huge advocate of the flaccid pic and im SO glad you brought this up because i feel like its so deeply underexplored among straight men. there's something grecian about it. the natural beauty of a man

>>40497773
oh this is the gone girl monologue ive been using it for voice training. maybe ill get into doing audiobooks with a little more practice i only really read BL tho
>>40497865
no im still in my room on my own. i checked

>>40497824
>Honoring the penis means appreciating it in all forms
>Men know this instinctually
what did he mean by this...

>>40497888
Really makes you think

>>40497824
im a certified real man squeee im gonna fujo out... i wanna do sex to boys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84UpmfXXKCA
Who up pinging they dodgeball

>>40497886
oh you could do descriptive audio of the pictures too!

Did any of the tranners use Tea
If so LMAOOOO

>>40497886
get thread anons to voice the characters

>>40497725
sry i had to check the stroke order before every 正 im still terrified theres a 𤴓 in there somewhere which would make NO sense

>>40497910
>>40497930
i think something beautiful is forming here

>>40497840
This was proven to be correct today, they really stop being human when they are ugly

>>40497928
what happened?
>>40497940
chasergen presents your favorite bl

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>40497951
but this is the thing which is my favourite. i dont know which one we should do

>>40497953
Felt and same

>>40497957
pick one you don’t like that much cause we will be bad for the first couple times

>>40497951
The app stored all of its users info without security and someone found out so all of its users are now doxxed

>>40497968
i see i see.... let me think about the classics ill pick something straightforward. maybe just one seme one uke? but that's so heteronormative...

>>40497951
>what happened?
all the women who used it got doxxed because the company uploaded their info to a publicly accessible website and people are making fun of them for being unattractive

That's the state of it as of about an hour ago

looking at twitter replies about tea and realizing incels are real and not a big roleplay people have been doing

>>40497855
Congrats anon, but you don't need to post your creepshots here

>>40497971
lol deserved

If my bf posted on chasergen while we were together or posted pictures of me on chasergen that would be weird and icky to me

>>40497971
oh scary
>>40497986
oh that’s really mean
>>40497994
:(
>>40497997
why what is tea?

>>40497984
oooooh what about this classic https://myreadingmanga.info/club-z-yuuki-now-this-is-pissing-standing-up-eng/

>>40497994
Wasn't Tea mainly just for gossiping and bullshit anyway?

>>40497983
please tell me you went back to school at the very least

>>40497994
I dont really know how privacy laws work in america but the people who made that app should go to jail for being retarded

my charger broke and I got a new ten foot one. much longer than the standard one that came with it. this is life changing. I can still use it while its plugged in across the room

>>40498024
that would be weird and icky to anyone

Do boymoders still work at Starbucks even though they gutted FFS coverage? I need my coffee at unreasonably late hours.

Up for like half an hour & already havibg a bad day. Wanna judt go back to bed but have to go out later for work

>>40498053
anon the boycott...

>>40498027
>why what is tea?
It was an app for women to post whatever they wanted about men on dating apps with no limits. It's illegal in the EU because it violates privacy laws.

for what its worth if tea existed in my country i would be putting on the profile of every single guy who messaged me that they're a chaser

>>40498027
it’s for straight women to spill the tea on guys their thinking of dating but apparently it's just filled with lies and nonsense
anyway they got all of their shit leaked including ID's etc and it looks to be every user

it also doubles as a transbian dating app

>>40498034
Laws don‘t protect the socially awkward. We truly live in a society.

I want to give a girl pecks on the cheek and call her pretty while she sits in my lap.

>>40498024
What about shitposting on cg as a couple's activity?

>>40497840
Not true i'm a vile freak & everyone cherishes my virtue

Did wulfim get taken down by the uk govt? Rip

>>40498084
i call dibs on calling ppl agp u can call ppl egp

>>40498083
Theres no way this is an amab

why do people on the phone yell at me like it will make me able to suddenly be able to solve their problem? actually wait there is this secret solution i was hiding from you until you proved you were really mean

>>40498083
Convinced me to voot republican

>>40498083
Why are conservative men more likely to want to fuck troons?

>>40497994
The distinction between myth and reality is not always clear-cut

>>40497984
the only good ones are heteronormative tho

>>40498105
Tranny working at a call centre?

>>40498093
he is sleeping zzzzzzz
>>40498083
wait this is goated i need to start cruising at the urinals. i want to try doing that with a cage i feel like its a good ice breaker

>>40498099
Deal, what's egp?

>>40498114
shit I don't know ask Kayla, she goes to republican conventions to find boyfriends

>>40498117
shame!!!!!!!!!!!
>>40498131
>doesnt know the taxonomy
ngmi

>>40498114
Conservatism is built on homosexuality

>>40497995
Seethe.
You will never have a trans girlfriend.

>>40498147
Looks like ai

>>40497928
i was literally at the screen where they ask you to take a picture to prove your wombynhood and just letting the worms wash over me when i got the news

bronya can wear a cage and I can get a prince albert and we can link together

The funniest part of that guy spamming pics of his fat girlfriend is he already revealed they are transbians so why does he even come here

not sure how I'd feel if a cute trans woman was in the mens bathroom with me. maybe nervous cause shes hot and afraid shell see my penis and think its not good enough.

>>40498084
the second im not single im not posting here ever again

>>40498162
Whenever I see a troon in the men's bathroom I get an intense desire to rape

>>40498122
don’t call me

I think if a cute trans girl was next to me at the urinal I'd straighten my back and piss properly.

>>40498160
wait this is literally bonding thats so beautiful
i always wanted a prince albert but i never got one... i think im gonna hold out for an orchi and get that piercing carta monir had. wait but if u get an orchi u cant wear cages anymore. the dream was dead from the start. need to thinkkkk

>>40498178
Screenshotting this to show to my family when they get uppity about me using the women's

>>40498162
also i don't want them to hear me fard and poop

Chasergen urinal party!!!!!!!

>>40498142
nah bitch shame on u!! that's disgusting!
>>40498144
*fascism* and fucking a tranny isn't gay

>>40498083
seething

I have literally never seen a tranny in the mens bathroom
I think all that american bathroom shit is made up

im gonna go sit at the mall for no reason* tomorrow and yous all just reminded me i will need to confront the public restroom dilemma again for the first time in many many months
mildly worrying once again

*the reason is to make myself go outside

>>40498162
i need you to know if u are ever at a urinal with me i have looked at your dick. and probably quietly masturbated listening to you take a shit in the next cubicle

>>40498190
Silicon testicle implants like ftms get

>>40498032
i haven't been in school since 2021. idk if you've noticed the job market is kinda fucked and higher education is like 10 gorbillion dollars to learn nothing except how to prompt chatgpt to do the work for u all so u can struggle to find work like everyone without a degree except with more debt

>>40497986
>publicly accessible website
they used Google Cloud Firebase data storage for the data, it's basically like a box you can shove data into and then get out as needed. Most modern websites do this, like all the pictures on BeReal are in firebase buckets Firebase is what the whole thing runs on, a bunch of things use AWS S3 which is basically another company's version of the same thing. The benefit is that you don't have to think about the storage infra, there's just a vague pile you throw your data into and pay for it by the gigabyte, Google takes care of buying more drives if the space runs out.
Now, these things are used for two main purposes: some companies use them to store publically accessible data, like if I was hosting an image sharing site like Imgur or something then I could just make everything public and then link to the pics in the app and that'd be great. But you also see them used for private data storage, hell, this is not the first time I've seen IDs put in one at all, it's actually pretty common.
Problem is they did the thing that they tell you to never ever ever do which is store private data in an unsecured bucket. You can put private data in them, but you absolutely make sure that the data is secured with a passkey only known by the server, and then only the server can grab the data because only it knows the passkey. And for some inexplicable reason they just, like, didn't. Maybe they wanted to send the stuff directly from the app to the buckets, who knows. But it's so monumentally fucking stupid that I can't understand how a team that can get a product out the door can simultaneously be incompetent enough to make that mistake. It's such a fucking basic thing, like, comparable to if you were a plumber and couldn't tell apart a wrench from a spanner, or if you were a seamstress and couldn't tell apart a sewing machine from an overlock. Might sound complex to ppl with 0 domain knowledge, but totally basic knowledge for a professional

>>40498197
sorry princess, didn't know you were up

>>40498198
i have never used a womens public restroom
for the most part we've been successfully scared out of using them in the us

>>40498196
Kill yourself retard

>>40498198
i go sometimes bcs i prefer urinals
>>40498209
oh my god is that real. i need to find an ftm to ask about this
>>40498199
i literally did this today and it was soooo much fun im mad we cant go to the mall together. i saw a bunch of cute clothes i thought would be your style actually but i felt weird sending pics of them to you LMAO

>>40498197
You WILL be forced to get a girly hairstyle and act dainty like her

me and my fat trans gf
seethe CHVDS

Need a tranny gf to take my sexual violence out on

>>40498197
Practically you

>>40498198
I have once.
>>40498203
this sounds exactly like what fox news would say. also I'm alright with that

>>40498225
>i saw a bunch of cute clothes i thought would be your style actually but i felt weird sending pics of them to you LMAO
omg i would love this?

>>40498198
i just hold it till i get home

>>40498238
i forget where i was i think it was literally h&m but they had a bunch of cute floral print stuff for summer... i tracked some of it to the clearance rack but it was all S and XS sizes >:I i guess everyone isnt on ozempic after all i was ready to start reeling in bargains left and right
>>40498236
thank u. you're a real ally

>>40498222
pathetic

Back to bed for me. Try again in an hour. Goodnight

>>40498198
i lik it when i go to means bathroom and someone walks in then walks out then walks back in tehehe
>>40498229
i’d rather die
>>40498233
NEVER

>>40498182
I'd definitely try to pee louder than her. No quiet pissing.

>>40498263
goodnight. I love you

>>40498265
THIS HAPPENS TO ME ALLLLLL THE TIME ITS THE BEST
i think thats what my first malefail was but to be fair my hair was braided

I think it would be an interesting experience if i saw a tranny in the mens room
I would probably tell friends about it as a funny story

>>40498199
>*the reason is to make myself go outside
Good reason! Going out regularly is key to keeping your feet on the ground, at least for me.

people who pee loud in public restrooms scare me

>>40498230
chaseranon i fear this may be us

>>40498289
I like knowing this.

t. Loud pisser.

>>40498272
Secret women's bathroom fact is that since women can only pee down they can't do the side bowl piss thing to be quieter. So it's actually clocky to pee quiet

I once used a public shower with a ftm and she looked at my dick too much

>>40498265
I was actually shitting in the mens bathroom once and heard what was either a trans woman or cis woman come in, judging by the feminine clothes and heels and purse I saw under the stall. at first I thought I accidently went to the women's, but after leaving I checked the sign and it was the mens.

>>40498265
When you have become a tiny little princess made of flowers and cupcakes, then you have permission to die.

pissing so hard that it sounds like frying chicken

Pissing with my gf at the urinal and winning the nervous bladder race to assert dominance

>>40498289
i hold it in for long as fuck so i usually roll my head back and moan too. my bladder is sooo big and distended

>>40498301
you aren’t in the women’s room i think

>>40498265
Okay that's it you're getting forcefemmed

>>40498305
Hot as fuck

>>40498304
idk if you are joke but i self conscious about this
>>40498313
lol

making a tranner put her fingers together in a heart shape so i can piss through the hole

>>40498324
this is extremely romantic to me. when i say i want a guy to like buy me flowers and stuff i am also talking about this kind of thing

>>40498289
that’s just the female population
>>40498306
>heels
it was a cis woman
>>40498308
I HATE WOMEN SO MUCH
>>40498318
I WILL DIE MY HEART WILL LITERALLY GIVE OUT IM LITERALLY NOT CAPABLE

>>40498304
>side bowl piss thing
you mean like, pissing on to the left or right side of the bowl so it doesnt hit the bowl straight on so it's quieter?

>>40498322
They were also my TA from a class I had the semester before so I kind of knew them but not enough to say hey what's up while they were looking at me naked in the shower

>>40498324
saw an image just like that on 4chan

there's also the joke about how new couples wont let each other know they pee or poop, but after 2 years its like your wife is taking a shit and you ask her to spread her legs so you can pee in there

My tranner too nervous to use the.womens room so i fet down on my knees and tell her i got you honey and open my mouth

>>40498343
i have done this with a woman it was terrible we just pissed all over eachother

>>40498334
yeah if it goes down the side of it

>>40498190
I'd only get a PA if my gf got one too I think.
>carta monir
Oh what'd she get? And I've seen orchi girls wear cages, Idk how the fuck it works, girl magnets maybe, but it's possible

i wonder if i’m an hsts or an agp

Ok i'm back

>>40498349
what a gentleman

>>40498351
thats awful. what a terrible thing to happen. i would really hate if that happened to me

i just killed a passoid now i’m horny

>>40498342
Was she cute

>>40498272
I'd push too hard and fart and then shit.

>>40498333
>I HATE WOMEN SO MUCH
So do they lol

Yeah come on into chaser gen, this is my friend meffanys room who is totally normal
>>40498371

>>40498359
god i have to find a transbian that can match my freak to explain how that works. going through my rolodex as we speak
carta monir has the like. orchi and then a bar piercing where the balls would have been. highly recommend looking at her genitalia at least once before you die whether chaser or tranner they're broadly considered the most fascinating set on earth

>>40498372
As a woman, yeah. Cute nerdy type, got really excited about the things she taught. But not to me as a ftm.

Waking up in the morning remembering trannies exist and getting so hard i pass out

>>40498371
Every day you don't try you kill a passoid

>>40498380
truth. men hate women, women hate women. we all agree.

I dress like a woman every day and tinkle in the ladies room. It usually smells like gross vaginas in there. No one has ever given me grief or been anything but nice.

>>40498390
TRVKE

>>40498393
I used to be a janitor, and often the women's restrooms would smell worse than the mens and be filthier.

>>40498369
it wasnt hot, it was like 4am and we were really drunk and tired and had to hop in the shower to clean off the piss when i just wanted to sleep and then the next day i had the worst hangover of my life

Start Diggin in yo butt twin

>>40498407
you're literally just making it better anon

>>40498407
ppl keep saying this but i've never seen someone first clog the toilet and then kick the stall door off its hinges in the women's room

>>40498426
clearly you've never taken me on a date

>>40498426 was supposed to be a reply to >>40498405 oops

The worst part about trannies is that they tell you that you dont love them because they look like a man
And then if you tell them you dont care that they look like a man they block you
Like how do you even win

>>40498079
>it also doubles as a transbian dating app
that's every app
anyway Tea as a concept was inherently built for abuse. it could never have been good
>>40498192
actually, same
>>40498182
not really related but reminded me:
one of the stupider things ive ever done was that time i tried to use a urinal wearing a dress
i had to stand so far back
jesus that was embarrassing

>>40498437
i hate to say it but maybe date less wormed trannies :/
i guess its better to say that they do not look like men though. if you say you don't care that they look like men you are implying that they look like men which most trannies do not like

>>40498437
Tell me I’m hot all the time and leave gender out of it

>>40498426
They‘ve got small dick energy

how do i learn if im the HSTS or the AGP

>>40498381
i am the last normal person left in the world

>>40498437
say i don’t look like a name next time nathan

>>40498448
huhhh what was the issue i do that all the time. you just hike it up
>>40498455
toss a coin

>>40498448
says transbian rapehon

me and who?

>>40498461
have you pooped today?

>>40498384
This is actually fairly easy actually, just look it up, they're often custom made and I imagine more focus goes on making sure the belt is right.
>orchi and then a bar piercing where the balls would have been
I saw some pics, I need to research more it's actually hot and I'm pretty neutral about orchi. But when I went to check properly
>Gubmint wants to scan my face, ass, skull measurments, apply QoS sissy tattoo on forehead for access
Fuck my gay life for even reminding me, I lost my boner

>>40498390
More trannies should realize this

After learning about her height I‘m convinced that Sarah is built for my Odinic giantess taming fantasies

>>40498472
I was going to post this, tall girls are so great

>>40498485
I will try

desu today i'm not dooming im feeling kinda cute today desu i wish i had something to do or to go irl today because im not as ugly as usual today

>>40498437
shit bait, kill yourself.

I miss Meat Loaf so much bros

>>40498491
how cracked are you at fortnite is buggy better than you

>>40498474
i actually dont think so. fiber supplements and mounjaro have me fucked up im not as regular as i would like to be. gotta drink more water
>>40498477
i see i see.... it definitely seems like the right thing to splurge on a custom product for....
the FUCKING ID SCANS ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY i literally just posted about it >>40496823
i cant believe this is just life now. its just like this every day. thank god myreadingmanga is still safe

>>40498504
meatloaf is dead too???

>>40498461
you get piss on your dress
this was like two or three years ago and id never used the bathroom in a dress before so i didnt know it'd be easier to use a toilet
and also that was back when i would still use urinals - why are you doing that?
>>40498469
he got the joke!
everyone please clap

>>40498455
>desire to learn
agp

>>40498490
tall girls are mesmerizing
but not me!

I'M SONUCKING MAD AT HIM

>>40498510
girls don't poop idiot

>>40498516
are you like 4’11?

>>40498455
>lacking knowledge
HSTS

>>40498513
im not a he retard
>>40498515
i am agp and im free

>>40498412
Is this another gay black guy porn twitter meme or something

>>40498513
i have places to be i cant be faffing around with cubicles a urinal is a nice convenient in and out. plus i piss outdoors a lot. doesnt everyone?? like if you're drinking in particular??? thats pretty normal here i feel i usually see at least one person pissing every time i go outside
i dont get why u cant just hoik the dress up... ive never had issues other than from intoxication
>>40498520
im not a girl that poops im a bitch that shits

I keep calling French girls petite and they respond with their height it‘s really annoying

>>40498535
uh huh

>>40498515
i’m a researcher
>>40498528
i do be learning stuff

i do feel like kerry katona

french is a waste of time

>>40498537
idk braith kept saying it and it got stuck in my head
>>40498540
your a dummy bitch

>>40498540
big dress
i have a shy bladder i like my cubicles
hate being on display
simple as

Fucking Discordia in the ass and she hits you with the fag voice ooooo you diggin in me

>>40498540
>im not a girl that poops im a bitch that shits
please tell me this is a genuine bronya original and not just a quote it's soooo good

My pig just inherited 20 million dollars????

>>40498526
i am 6’1

>>40498569
huh

>>40498554
can I tell you my favourite french joke https://voca.ro/19muR3QRTlIK

>>40498569
send me like 20 bucks

>>40498545
sssshhhhhh transbian shouldnt talk ever

>>40498510
it's already talked about but r34 going ID mode is hell-tier shit. e621 seems to be fine. I know, VPN etc, but it's the principle. And forums like here, Idk if they'll accomdate us at all due to the costs of ID verification methods, those facial scanning implementations aren't cheap from what I've heard.
It's just a pointless thing, it's not going to protect kids who'll find a way round it, I would've, it just fucks sites where you "might" see a naked body, like it's just gonna get worse and more targeted.
Please actually get the cage I need to know scientifically if it works

henlo

>>40498569
oink oink

>>40498559
im honestly the exact reverse i cant really piss without someone watching

>>40498579
I don‘t own any of it. He‘s going to buy the Boston Symphony Orchestra.

>>40498564
one of discordias posts got popular on reddit

>>40498584
That shit used to go hard in 2014

>>40498593
Can you please link it to me?

>>40498580
why am i expected to follow rules that you yourself don't follow?
>>40498584
hiya <3

>>40498565
i wish i saw it on twitter or something forever ago but i love it so much. its my lifestyle
>>40498581
ill report back when i get my hands on cage money!
yea its pointless the cruelty is the point et cetera et cetera. thank god e621 is safe im going all out on my furfag era. lets get our yiff on anons

when ur frotting and ur fagcent comes out

>>40498597
no don't feel like it
>>40498599
why are you projecting your transbianism on me

I love the rain :)

i'm trying to run team fortress 2 but my game is lagging. can someone please help me?

>>40498607
Tell me the subreddit at least. I need to know all the discordia lore

>>40498608
Me too, it has been raining the last couple of days here and i've had the best sleep in months.

>>40498607
you said you were agp
that's Blanchard for "transbian"
>>40498589
that's rough when you live alone i bet

>>40498606
i hate that i cant do this it never went in. im all fagccent all the time. which is cool but as a fag i appreciate the glamour of a reveal

>>40498616
she posted on /r/smalldickproblems
that's all I'm willing to say.....

not buying lube was a mistake

pls love
o wont u pls

>>40498606
Hmm I wonder who could be behind this post

>>40498608
can i come over? it’s not raining her

>>40498507
I beat her when we 1v1 lol but I was kinda cheesin it with op builds/sniping. Other than that I kinda suck lel

>>40498622
naur yeah im joking i always sounds like a fag

>>40498621
i just have a lot of mirrors in the bathroom. but then its a struggle because i get so fucking hard

Where do trannies that identify as AGAMP fit in

>>40498620
if they say no can i come over and get some sleep please?

>>40498627
me n u babe

>>40498629
AFT BABYYYY, sorry i’m using 4chan while on break because my bf is busy

>>40498620
Truly the comfiest of weather. I'm glad you've been getting good sleep.
>>40498630
No, perform a rain dance.

>>40498629
oh look it's that one anon that's obsessed with calling Rabbit out in every post, you're so fucking cool bro, I bet you get all the women

>>40498472
oh my God I want this. her feet could cover my whole face and it would feel calming in them

>>40498642
who cares!
>>40498645
oh my fucking god this is the best stonetoss ive ever seen. that guy is a visionary i fear

>>40498624
I don‘t need to look it up this is funny enough

>>40498642
it's all made up nonsense so wherever you want ig
>>40498641
just when i think you can't possibly say anything more insane

>>40498649
okay :(

>>40498665
ok can u pls delete this im goinkg to cry

>>40498665
Boycotting soda until they make amogus tabs

>>40498665
real as hell

>>40498664
how long have you known me by now surely you've learned im always going to escalate
>>40498665
why is the stonetoss shota kinda hot

>>40498678
WHEREEE DOES THIS COME FROM i had literally never heard anyone say this shit before i came here its so fucking funny to me

this is me btw if u even care :L

>>40498669
Oh no, did you frown during the rain dance? That's going to have disastrous effects. Drought or monsoon, flip a coin.

>>40498665
>>40498678
lol

every day my desire to get srs grows more :(

>>40498621
blanchard is a faggot im just bisexual like most cis women
>>40498631
so you shit on them with a sniper? lol they mustve been bad

Going to stop using shampoo. Time to Fonzmaxx. I will become irl chaser Fonz.

pwaying dewtawune :D im sitting my imaginary boyfriend's lap

>>40498701
same :/
its bs that we have to just live like this

>>40498697
i hope it’s a monsoon

WHY DOES NOBODY LIKE ME

>>40498715
i thought i would be able to just live like that before hrt and just get srs if i really wanted to and if i had enough money for some surgeon like suporn but now im starting to considerate the free srs my country offers :(
its so shit i used to dislike my p*nis but just that now im really hating it so much

>>40498731
i like you. lets do our best again today!

>>40498719
Me too, 1-10 Drought 11-20 Monsoon. d20=5. Aw fuck. sorry. You should have flipped the coin you're probably luckier than me. Too late now.

I like it when she

>has a big chin
>has a nice smile
>has big shoulders
>is tall
>has a huge working gock
>has a deep voice

>>40498742
>not really
>yes
>yes
>no
>no
>yes but its gay

I like it when he

>has a small chin
>never smiles
>has weak shoulders
>is short
>has a tiny shrimpie
>sounds like a bitch

>>40498710
Ayyyyy

>>40498753
they all sound like bitches its insanely cute i wish they posted vocaroos more

>>40498735
ik a girl who was like that, went w the nhs surgeons and regretted it :/ idk what im gonna do im hoping if i can get an orchi that might make the suffering less bad
>>40498736
ty bronya i like u too

>>40498757
Eyyyyy

>>40498742
>yes
>no its so ugly
>omg omg omg meeee :)
>not really
>kys
>not deep but normal male voice :(

>>40498742
>yes
>hopefully
> yes
>yeah
>its 3 inches hard
> fag voiced

>>40498758
i want the leonardo dicaprio flag im going to take it to pride next year

Really wish I was sucking gock in the break room right now

>>40498758
ironically gay men seem less upset about age gaps than straight young people. so this is not true

>>40498741
you’ve doomed me and you still won’t let me come over

>>40498780
i’m eating a burrito in the break room rn

sometimes it sounds like i am fapping but i am just playing with my bellay

>>40498777
someone make the 25 and under flag. it will serve as the new official chaser flag for chasers 25 and up

>>40498764
>ik a girl who was like that, went w the nhs surgeons and regretted it
thats my fear tho. im pretty sure the free surgeons and method we get arent the same as the elite surgeons lol. also im planning on orchi too but it would be just a small relief i need that thing gone

>>40498682
>how long have you known me
idk like a month?
>>40498709
>im just bisexual like most cis women

>>40498797
i make a strong impression usually i dont know many people for longer than a week

>>40498781
I wonder why...

>>40498782
Such is fate. On the bright side one of us is thoroughly enjoying listening to the thunder right now, so as a whole I think we win. Hooray for us!

>>40498786
Nice

>>40498792
I want to play with it like pizza dough

i don’t really think i want to be a woman…

>>40498822
come over its the best
>>40498826
the pop on the B made me moan a little

my dad called me sir today :D

>>40498816
happy on average i suppose

>>40498834
Tough shit put on the dress

>>40498846
need them to eiffel tower me so bad

stonetoss is a retard

tranny with a limp sissy clitty

>>40498869
me irl

>>40498871
Me and who

>>40498871
me and who

>>40498871
i and whom

>>40498871
https://voca.ro/16pjWykF3xIQ

>>40498871
me and my ex bf

>>40498893
why u sound like jade tho

>>40498893
All nazis are chasers he doesnt need to come out its assumed

wait you know how chasers always want us to wear cosplay for sex. i never considered the reverse. making chaser dress up as aoba for maximum yaoi. or towa slow damage.... or air bud....

>>40498906
Do you need a new bf, babe?

>>40498907
https://voca.ro/1cUl2HHle7rt