Thread 40501980

>>40501980 (OP)
anal sex with divorced men decades older than me uwu

I flubbed my opportunity to invite him out... I'll try again tomorrow.

H

dude what the FUCK is Animal Human, i'm going crazy this shit exists

>>40501980 (OP)
how often do you gays cut yourselves?

>>40502153
Never, I've been self-loathing for most of my life but I've never gone to full self-harm, it disgusts me.

>>40502169
This. Cutters go fuck yourself.

>>40502169
This. I'm the only person I've ever liked. Why would I do that to me???

With the sisters new fiancé we're an odd numbered group and I'm the most autistic. Uh oh sisters...

I accidentally ate ice cream today

Flamers are literally women in men's bodies

>>40502153
Nicked my thumb taking a controller apart the other day
Please don't hurt yourself

Can you recommend me some good late 90's /early 2000's shows or films?

>>40502294
The Sopranos

>>40501980 (OP)
When you're practicing sodomy with another man, do you have to consciously push the thought of shit out of your mind? Or do you just enjoy poop?

>>40502294
i watched this the other day, its a nice thriller

>>40502153
when i lose my balance and fall

>>40502349
Enlarge the pic.

>>40502183
why? it's no different from getting a piercing if you know what you're doing. Cutting is unhealthy sure, but why so much anger?

>>40502290
I deserve to hurt myself, but thanks.

>>40502359
ouch, be careful.

Am I hot enough to be a little cringe

>>40502402
fuck yeah you are, holy. my ideal bf

>>40502401
thanks you too

>>40502402
Need to be crushed by your thighs

Do you think I'll ever fall in love again

>>40502446
i sure fucking hope not

>>40502369
Ah okay, so you are poop-eating perverts. Got it.

>>40502469
Having a bad day?

>>40502476
My worst day is better than your best. I'm not queer, remember?

>>40502392
> it's no different from getting a piercing
wut? i think most people who get pierced are not doing it for self harm reasons. and most cutters are not doing it for aesthetic reasons because cutting scars just scream extreme mental illness and fragility

>>40502487
I don't remember you saying you're not queer, no. You're probably gay and love eating poo poo.

>>40502294
X-Files
Ginger Snaps
I Know What You Did Last Summer
Romy & Michelles High School Reunion
There's Something About Mary
Welcome To The Dollhouse
Jawbreaker

love that era

>>40502514
Enjoy Hell.

>>40502487
Why are you here then?

>>40502402
Love the body hair. The muscles and tummy too. Then there's the bulge

>>40502529
Let me eat your poo poo Dyson Dylan

Also, half of the "gay guys" in this thread are just lonely straight guys.

>>40502543
Curious. What makes you say this? I just fapped off to a guy's butt a half hour ago.

>>40502402
more butt pls, ideal bottom

>>40502414
:D
>>40502441
I’ve thought about filming myself crushing a watermelon

How is it my sweaty parts all smell bad but my feet sweaty don't have a smell?

Does anyone else love PAWBs? Living near a college town, it's distracting af. I'm too old for them, though :(

>>40502566
Your feet won't stink unless you've wearing shoes and socks and exercising.

>>40502565
age? city? single? preferred position?

>>40502569
How do you know? I'm nearly 28 and have attracted 21yos

>>40502460
Why

>>40502494
what's wrong with being fragile? Besides, everyone has their own way of coping. I'd argue drinking is worse than cutting, but almost everyone does it anyways.

cutting isn't that bad, and it's a good way to punish myself for being a failure.

>>40502446
maybe, you seem a bit goofy though which throws tops off

>>40502294
you don't give enough info about your taste or what categories you're into to give a proper recommendation
you want me to just pick a show or film out of a hat? come the fuck on
d

Hairy bellies drive me nuts

>>40502575
I exercise almost every day so your fat jokes don't work anymore

>>40502543
bruh when I was in school I had almost nothing but female friends. Hell that's the STEREOTYPE for gay guys. This idea that gays just gave up on pussy is total bullshit and was made up by the internet.

>>40502618
ehh i dunno man, cuttings seems worse than drinking to me

>>40502618
nothing wrong with being fragile per se, but advertising it via cutting scars really goes against societal norms, where we value strength in character even if its just for show, imagine going on a date or job interview with cutting scars on full display, definitely doesn't invoke the same feelings and perceptions as someone who rocks up with piercings or some tattoos

>>40502703
why do you still look fat?

>>40502608
I'm also 28 lol I feel too old for these boys. But damn, seeing them in around in their short shorts makes me feel like an old perv lol

>>40502703
you're too sensitive man, i honestly wasn't making a fat joke. Just saying that if you're feet sweat barefoot they won't smell like they would if you were wearing shoes

>>40502703
post gunt

>>40502771
There's only one thing anyone can say here that bothers me for real.
>>40502740
It's a work in progress. This is why I can't get offended from it. It's a fixable problem i did to myself.

>>40502618
being fragile means you haven't developed properly as a man

>>40502685
I posted mine earlier and only got one mid (You) :(

>>40502830
ugh oh spaghettio

>>40502830
what happened to ur cute bony body… wtf

>>40502830
https://youtu.be/GAedoZZCAUY

>>40502862
never quit stimulants fuck everything the haters say

>>40502879
that’s not me in picrel its him… i wish i had qt ribs like that

I wish I could go back

>>40502862
I looked like this a few years ago at like 12-13 lol

>>40502929
12-13 bmi? damn i need to lose weight

>>40502862
Ice cream cake baklava Nanaimo pizza shawarma I stuff my fuck hole full of food until the calories put me into a deep depressive slumber

Got messaged by the hottest man ever (by my standards) but I'm too lazy to shower and clean up for him

>>40502830
It's time to hit the gym bruh.

my bush is a jungle in this summer heat

>>40502941
depression killing your game sis

>>40502938
you can lose it… you can be skinny again… i believe in you

Are you trans or what

charlie horse right after cumming in his hole ruins my mood :/

>>40502711
compare deaths caused by cutting and deaths caused by drunk driving, and tell me that with a straight face.

>>40502720
I see that as a bonus. If scars scare you away, then I don't want to be near you. Simple as. If a job doesn't hiree because of my scars, then that's the jobs loss. If a date gets scared off by my scars that's his loss.

>>40502801
I see being fragile as cute.

>>40502961
not really, once you taste good food, its hard to not be average or fat
but if you're poor and don't have access to good shit its easy to be skinny

When you're practicing sodomy with another man, do you have to consciously push the thought of shit out of your mind? Or do you just enjoy poop?

>>40503005
with vyvanse its easy…

>>40503008
I would hope he cleaned his asshole before hand retard.

Guys I lost weight I weighed myself 178 I was 186 last week

>>40503024
how tall r u

>>40503008
its not normal to have a poopy hole, if you suffer from such a thing you had a gastrointestinal issue

>>40503020
>fingers crossed!
>*plunge*
Do fags really?

>>40503037
*have

and what I mean is if you constantly have to wipe after going #2 you have IBS or something

your poops should come out clean 95% of the time, if not you have something going on...

so sex with bottoms is easy

>>40503038
im telling your mom you are posting on the gay board again

>>40503038
nigga, go lick a yeast hole that smells like fish then retard. If you're straight, why are you here. Fuck on somewhere.

>>40503035
5'11

>>40503066
she literally posts here, too. it's awful. then she wonders why i have no friends. because you manipulate them all mah.

>>40503024
it not about losing weight, start lifting
you need to get toned, visible muscles, to look good again..

>>40503005
This is the worst cope I've ever seen.

my eyes hurt

>>40503104
whatever, everyday i have to deny myself the luxury of gourmet foods to stay in shape and not go over my alotted calories, its fucking hard

>>40503103
That's a cope because >>40502862
Looks better than "toned" read: fat because you would be fat for having fat muscles

>>40503125
... but nothing tastes as good as thin feels?

>>40502937
My age

>>40503125
Poor people get fat all the fucking time, the idea that only poor people are skinny is genuinely retarded, like I think you must be 13 years old retarded. No thoughts in your brain, still developing sentience.

speaking of food. gonna simmer stew for a few hours for dinner tomorrow. bone in lamb, onion, spices, bay leaves, rosemary, and a bit of vinegar.

>>40503137
you will never look like that again, if you lost that much weight now your skin will jiggle and you will look even worst

>>40503151
they're poor because they over spend on shitty food.

>>40503154
lol

>>40503151
poor people choose to spend their money on crappy fast food and meals as a cope

those who do poverty correctly are fit and skinny

>>40503137
>fat muscles
?? what form of broscience is this

>>40503155
My tummy has been fat for less than 5 months I think my skin would tighten back up once it's lost its water weight it would just shloup back up right

>Heat Index 85°
>Humidity 90%

Kiss my ass, is what I sez. Trump should tariff whoever is in charge of controlling the weather.

It was like a sauna out there, you could barely breathe.

But on the bright side, I got to see the lightning bugs which always bring me cheer, and smell the summer wildflowers in the night steam. And of course, see the unavoidable fireworks because its a summer night in America on a day ending in Y.

Plus, I got my burger and fries. Time to be comfy cozy. Which is coincidentally the name of a stream I used to host.

I like to recount the time I was a late teen or early 20s and in a small grove by the forests near the house, there was one tree the lightning bugs would gather in. I guess they liked it for some reason, probably a mulberry tree.

Anyways they would gather there for some reason at night and the tree would light up like a Christmas tree, all by itself among the other trees. It was quite a sight.

But now I burger.

And try to find something to watch or listen to. Im still pissy about the goddam heat.

>>40503154
Wow that sounds awesome, Mr. Giton.

>>40503210
Thank you anon!
>>40503198
What kinda area do you live in? I havent heard fireworks since the week of independence day

>>40503195
a lot of people were skinny in older times because of all the bacteria making them chronically sick... whole towns would get sick from eating bread or something like soup and because they had no clue about bacteria and about bathing

>>40503215
https://voca.ro/12Bg66FW5Ws9

I see poor fat people all the time and it's simply because they get food stamps. If the government starved them they'd all be better off.

>>40503222
>What kinda area do you live in?
Suburbs, but not the cookie cutter developed kind, so theres all sorts around.

They start around the third week of June and go on till a bit after Labor Day. People just like to burn money- literally- on watching stuff that stopped entertaining me by age 12. Idgi really. I dont really mind it, but it just seems odd that grown ass adults are amusing themselves with such nonsense.

But if they like it, they like it. I shouldnt judge other peoples fun. I save that for gaygen.

>>40503228
https://voca.ro/13MnFf8qNHtY

>>40502569
God damn, who is he??

>>40503237
I order my groceries online to come to my door

>>40503248
this is like the third time i've heard a child screaming in the background of your vocaroos

>>40503266
Yeah there are kids playing outside retard I live across the road from a playground

>>40503258
do you not have a car?
do you not drive?

>>40503251
Silly. i hope america eventually pivots to drone shows like china

>>40503282
kids are playing at a playground at 11pm at night? just admit it you've part of some cult...

>>40503292
I don't know how to drive :(

>>40503258
https://voca.ro/1dco5GXJfrh7

>>40503293
>i hope america eventually pivots to affordable people first politics.
ftfy

>>40503304
Yes i also think we should pivot to maoism

>>40503296
bro wtf. sometimes ya gotta.

>>40503249
I think its a lot of things. What I dont quite understand (and yet I do) is why people past a certain BMI arent institutionalized. It really is a mental defect thats dangerous.

On the other hand, most treatment professionals are incompetent frauds and authoritarians, and I can see why people dont want them getting any more power than they already have. They just dont have any accountability for failure, which seems to be most, and bad judgment. The whole thing seems more like a racket. It requires faith in what are ultimately social scientists who larp as medical professionals. And even if it ever was a legitimate and sincere if bullshit business like chiropracters, thats long past and its just a blatant con industry to collect insurance bucks now. They seem to have an unusual focus on children as the easy money, because they are all insured, but never are accountable for not actually helping any of them, while the "mental health" of kids seems in steep and rapid decline.

>>40503293
Oh Ive seen videos of those. They are pretty amazing indeed.

>>40503299
It feels like hospice I don't work I don't have friends and I don't leave the house except to go on the occasional sparse grindr hook up now that I'm fat and nobody wants to fuck with me ;_;

Im fat and nobody wants to be around me I had one guy asked to see me today and go on a date to see if he wants to be my boyfriend but I blocked him because he was in his 40s and I am only a 23 yr old freshie so that's perverted

I figure I ought to have someone my own age because that makes the most sense

Diets don't work for me so I'm trying starvation diet where I put my fork down and feel a tummy burn that means I'm losing weight

>>40503325
>>40503334
https://voca.ro/11lRvb1qPnda

Anons do you feel confident in your penis? I’ve measured mine and it’s above average but I still don’t like it. I think it’s not good enough and I convince myself I’m ugly even though I’ve had multiple people tell me I’m attractive. What the hell is wrong with me? (No pics)

>>40503332
not sure if I should take your advice
post body?

>>40503334
you’re lucky a 43 year old even deigned to look at you he should be passing on bussy older than 18 1/2

I guess I could watch a Kevin Lee Jacobs upload, his vids are usually comfy when they are cooking vids.

Lately I have subbed to a few outdoorsman channels though that show camp cooking. They are pretty cozy too.

>>40503334
https://voca.ro/1oFu46b0T8NV

>>40503258
The modern world caters to bottoms like these. Tragic.

>>40503364
I don't want to be rescued I just want somebody to come along and spend all their time with me I mean like never leave each other's company obviously he wouldn't work because then we'd have to be apart

>>40503401
does Canada not have a lot of fat guys? or are you not interesting in them and block them?

>>40503387
I've worked cleaning a building at night and I've worked as a COVID greeter and I've worked at a Tim Hortons and Ive had odd jobs here and there and I worked as a roofer before but I don't work anymore not since my schizophrenia manifested

>>40503419
Fat as in chubby yes but they're mostly bear for bear I think or looking for twinks thinner then me
Obese guys are rare

>>40503401
You have co-dependency issues sis. Try being a sovereign individual for once in your life sis.

>>40503430

birth date?
time of birth?
location of birth?
I want to see what's astrologically wrong with you.

>the planets made mr pancakes a fat slut
okay

not counting prostitutes, my sexual life
>cis girl I met at a skatepark, was mostly fwb, we watched gay porn and then we fucked, she dumped me because I wasn't kinky enough
>cis girl I met at college, was with her for 2 years, said she was with me just because of my dick, very painful breakup
>chinese art student (male) I traded bjs with but he wouldn't let me put it in, i stopped seeing him because he kept kicking my nuts
>indonesian business student. only guy i've had sex with. he was much smaller than me and clean shaven. saw him a couple of times
>18yo german guy, taller than me, went to a pub, went back to my place, smoked weed and he then sucked my dick a little. took of our clothes and when i kissed him i was met with a wave of disgust, so I told him I wasn't into it and threw him out
>dutch androgynous guy who models, we went to a park, talked for hours, then I ate his ass, blew him and then he blew me. still have to fuck him tho
haven't felt right since I was with the german guy, like the encounter has tainted me
he wasn't ugly, but the other guys didn't really feel like I was fucking a guy, but this dude I just felt this overwhelming sense of dread. since then I feel like I don't deserve to be with a woman, like i'm some disgusting homo

am I just a straight guy who's fallen for the meme? I feel shameful for even meeting up with that guy. I can't imagine being with a cute girl and her sharing the same dick some german faggot sucked on.

>Double Bacon Cheeseburger, extra grilled onions, extra tomato, mayonnaise, mushrooms, grilled bun

And watching
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWYLQXtMTGU

white people be like

He know this bussy bald jeanette maccurdy.

>>40503459

Scorpio Intensity vs. Aquarius Detachment:
You might struggle with vulnerability, swinging between intense emotional connections and then pulling back, or feeling emotionally misunderstood because your need for space can be at odds with your deep emotional nature. Others might perceive you as aloof or mysterious, even if internally you feel deeply.

Scorpio's Need for Control/Secrecy:
This could lead to a tendency to hold grudges, be overly suspicious, or struggle with trust issues. You might keep things to yourself, making it difficult for others to get close, or you might project your own intensity onto situations, creating unnecessary drama.

Aquarius's Unconventional Nature:
You might feel misunderstood by traditional societal norms, or you might intentionally distance yourself from group emotional expressions, which can sometimes lead to isolation or perceived coldness. You might struggle to commit to conventional emotional displays or relationships if they feel stifling to your need for freedom.

Retrograde Planets (Jupiter and Saturn):
Your sense of abundance and emotional security (Cancer) might be something you deeply reflect on or that develops through a non-traditional path. You might question established notions of home and family, or find that your greatest growth comes from overcoming initial emotional insecurities. You might have had early challenges with communication or learning, or you might be very self-critical about your own thought processes. There could be a need to repeatedly review and refine your ideas and how you express them.

Intensity and Obsession:
You might become overly fixated on certain ideas or people, struggle to let go, or find yourself caught in cycles of intense passion followed by emotional withdrawal.

>>40503459
November 21st 2001
7am
Halifax Nova Scotia

>>40503538
Would

>>40503513
I dont think its important to box you into a label. Whats important is that you just accept what a degenerate and disgrace you are to the word 'man', you irredeemable pervert, you.

I would avoid getting too close or making eye contact with your father. He will smell it on you and it will break his heart.

https://youtu.be/-hQyYWbInvY?si=CoL51Rq65YoipuqC
Does anyone here like Halifax x3

>>40503538
I wish you were normal so we could have a nice conversation about what Nova Scotia is like.

>>40503513
https://voca.ro/1dGSkF1WOW4x

My birthday is 21/11/2001 which is very symmetrical I even have a cute birthday

Hmm

Im what happensed when Kamala Harris Get her toes out to save america,

>>40503588
It's by the Atlantic ocean
https://youtu.be/iFsg4ZFG5wY?si=hhK6CN2ql9e5xKHD

>>40503578
my father left when I was 7 and I think that that plus the rejection I felt from women has caused me to spiral into homosexuality
>>40503591
I actually took my ex's virginity lmao
Grindr is horrible in the Netherlands man it's a totally different ballgame, even as a top
I've actually taught about going on vacations on my own to some European city that's got some vibrant gay scene. at the same time, I'd probably kill myself afterwards

>>40503538
Right now you feel like a sword plunged into murky water, its sharpness dulled by the surrounding haze. Your main problem stems from having a lack of clarity, an over-reliance on emotional responses rather than rational thought.

You had a major disruption in your sense of stability leaving you feeling ungrounded and disconnected from your roots. This lack of security is fueling your current struggles.

You also struggle to maintain boundaries and feel overwhelmed by current challenges.

The solution lies in embracing a new path with bold initiative. You need to channel passionate energy and take decisive action by exploring new opportunities, embracing spontaneity and adventure.

>>40503624
>>40503531
Stop larping as me get a life I would never say that

>>40503643
THAT'S MY PURSE. I DON'T KNOW YOU

>>40503599
My birthday is 04/13/2003. There's nothing particularly special, I just like the order of numbers.

>>40503643
I'm could never compete with those toeses...?

>There are people posting here born in 2003
Oof

>>40503635
https://voca.ro/1m2QYcpLRRjt

if you were born before the year 2000 its over

>>40503673
Wasting your prime years on 4chan is worse

I was born years of the snake so I am technically a bug snake and I'm the most evil of every astrological sign

>>40503681
Hey that was my first post this evening. I was out at a bar hanging out until about 11:00 PM. I just got home.

>>40503673
Thank god

>>40503636
There are no new paths for me uwu and the only adventure I can seem to attain is under heavy scrutiny because people don't like to see you happy

>>40503669
the cute dutch gays aren't on Grindr
there's a lot of cute guys tho but because gay culture is normalized they behave like straight people when it comes to relationship ethos, getting into committed relationships and that jazz
I heard Warsaw has a lot of cute dudes aswell
pic related is the dude I went on that last date with, found him on Grindr
but he's some spiritual hippie type and a mean gay too, he's bitchy as fuck lol especially towards women

I gotta go to work, but I'm horny.

>>40503709
Do you find your pic related attractive?

>>40503719
hell yeah brother
ate his ass too

yall burger king has NARUTO toys rn

>>40503720
That's a nice photo

>>40503728
Huh, interesting

>>40503635
I just tease. Anyone taking me seriously should get a head examination.

But I was serious about one thing. I dont think a label is helpful.

And omg this f'n burger. I feel like I owe the cook money. Sometimes I wonder if he has white fever because he acts like he has a crush on me. Fetish maybe. You know how foreigners are.

Also, do not copy my typing style, to whom it concerns, or I will see you in court for copyright. This is my corner.

>>40503738
how so

>>40503709
https://voca.ro/1f8okoPYcUk0

>>40503634
I know where it is you daft loon.

Do not provoke me. I wont have it.

>>40503760
What are your honest thoughts on my astrological signs be honest

>>40503767
Thanks this song really spoke to me https://youtu.be/T1n72aCdwdU?si=tNY74WT2iKtulr_7
I'd appreciate your honest thoughts on it

>>40503744
went to this bar and this gay dude came up to ask me to take a picture of me, wasn't even a gay bar
same night some MILFs kept approaching me
I prefer bars with an older demographic
it's more spontaneous
bars with young people I always end up fighting some entitled retard or dyke

>>40503768
https://voca.ro/1UFBsTrr6c84

>>40503334
Yeah you can do better than that
>>40503513
>i stopped seeing him because he kept kicking my nuts
elaborate

>>40503776
Ty but I will have to watch it later. I have my hands full with burger and another video already.

>>40503778
https://voca.ro/1hFDTEsY9k3v

>>40503778
lol you sound like a good time.

>>40503760
yeah he's a fucking horrible cunt but that excites me because that hetero caveman/bitch dynamic where i play the masculine part and my partner gets to be spoilt is fun
that's the way my girl ex was too, constantly between begging me for shit or putting me down

it's fun for a while but it wears you down eventually

>>40503779
Your right that was offensive

>>40503579
i lovee early grimes... so ethereal

>>40503780
he texted me back on grindr because i had a xenomorph as my pfp since im a DL
went to watch kung fu panda at the cinema, then to his house where he wanted to play Civ 6
at some point we started kissing and it was rlly hot so i rubbed my dick on his butt but he thought it was too intimate to have actual sex (???)
at some point he asked me to nut on his dick and then blow him with it, which I did but i didnt mind because he wasn't very masculine so I could still rationalize his dick as being an oversized clit
he kept kicking my balls i guess because almost every gay guy i've met thinks i'm a douchebag DL straight guy who just wants a quick fuck
too thick to understand if they have 1 dimensional personalities they're gonna get 1 dimensional interest

more than anything I want my manly female ex back
>>40503792
the problem with being sober and talking to people is that I usually can't stomach the bs i'm putting on or pretending that i care about their bs
i remember a while ago i got super drunk and called this iranian chick to ask why i didn't get invited to her bday, then told her i had a hard dick
don't know why i did that but it was funny
>>40503797
<3

what's your guys' experience with cold approaching guys outside?

Heres a question that has perturbed me for years.

If you had a choice, why would anyone choose any steak but ribeyes?

I mean, they are all valid, dont get me wrong. But clearly ribeye is the superior cut and theres just no argument.

>>40503896
enjoy stews

>>40503908
Yeah stews are delight, no doubt. Giton said he was making a really good one upthread.

>>40503151
>>40503165

>>>40503908
>Yeah stews are delight, no doubt. Giton said he was making a really good one upthread.

>>40503154
>>40503165

Oh the hell with everything.

I miss him

>>40503720
I like your style!

>>40503947
The United Steaks hehehe

>>40503792
and that age is?

>>40504028
0.<

>>40502803
Where

Ooooo im just seeing bernie for the first time ever said israel is ethnically cleansing gaza :ooo just say the word please bernie.....

>>40504033
Me in six months after my superior genes kicks in and makes me naturally fit without trying or exercising

Uh oh, the beef fat is kicking in.

... You ever notice that when you are talking to foreigners, you sound as bad at English as they do?

I wanna tip this cook that acts like he has a crush on me without him thinking I am gay for him. But he really is a master. He has that knack that I never will. He deserves more than whatever they are paying him.

>>40504205
yo mama tricks for treats

I am giving more and more serious thought to buying Dr. Paul Lam's Tai Chi tutorials.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIOHGrYCEJ4&list=PLMypbNPFKGgRcuiKMpj79cE-VHP4I2zhB

He is the only one that makes it seem appealing, and I keep wondering if it will help me with stress. I already watch the videos constantly and its relaxing just watching his classes.

I am pretty sure my 'chi' is totally fucked up as it is. Maybe this would help. Being mad all the time is hard work and I need to relax goddammit.

I still think I fried my brain on Buddhism in college. Or fixed it, depending on your point of view.

>>40504253
I hope you weren't expecting an argument, that dead whore. I still remember telling me when I was sixteen that roses on a piano wasnt as good as tulips on an organ.

If you only knew, but my family lore is tldr even for me.

going to countryside today

>>40504286
Have fun and enjoy those outdoors. Maybe take some pics and tell us about what you saw when you are back. Dont ruin your time out by fussing here while you have the country side to enjoy. I wouldnt, anyways.

good morning chat
>>40504286
fun! Sounds like a WoW detox

>>40504332
>WoW detox
until evening, im taking my laptop

I was supposed to do some boomer errands and then work on my Grok project but now I just want to sit in my tub and chill. Maybe I will make a float. And by maybe, I mean yes.

I still struggle to keep them from exploding with fizzy foam when I make them though tb'h

Eh, why bother. Just look at the countryside on Instagram and leave a like. Idt the difference will be noticed.

Hmm, noticing I havent finished my iced coffee or peach tea. I wonder if it is uncommon for people to have three or more beverages sitting around them most of the time. It just seems to happen.

>looking for pics of normal coke float online for the uninitiated
People sure have a lot of ways to needlessly complicate and fuck up the simplest dessert drink in the world.

All you need is coke and vanilla ice cream dammit. Adding anything just mucks it up.

I've always believed that if a college educated man ated out my booty he would use peer reviewed techniques and really make me squart!

>>40502402
daddy

>>40504586
Anorectal Manometry.

>>40501980 (OP)
helo! I like gay people, cis or trans. You guys are awesome, keep doing you!!

>>40504633
Hello whatever creature you are!

I will become a Tai Chi master, like my father before me. If he were Asian.

Then I will come back to gaygen and rescue you all from your homogay sexuality.

I alone can save you with my newfound jedi mind voodoo ha cha cha

I am scared of gnomes. And I am scared of dwarfs.

>>40504677
is your hole smooth

>>40504687
Sometimes all I really need is a benefiber and a glass of red.

Should I tell my therapist I'm going to kill myself or surprise them?

>>40504677
>I am scared of gnomes. And I am scared of dwarfs.
and now you're slowly turning into one. Horrifying
>>40504726
You should keep posting about it a little while longer

Why do tops smell so Bad?

>>40504754
High T

I have decided I need Tai Chi.

And more gold.

Give me your gold. Give it to me. I want it. And I should get what I want. Its only whats right.

Ok technically its more of a milkshake made by pouring a little coke over a huge glass of ice cream. But thats how I like it. Nice and tasty.

so bored today

>>40504794
You should get a chimpanzee as a pet and feed it cocaine. No one with a cocaine monkey ever gets bored.

REMEMBER-

Monkey

Cocaine.

omg ngmi

Its that goddam beef fat. The beef fat did me in.

the beef fat oh lordy

>>40504831
I look like this. Whenever you reply to me this is who you're replying to

need a cuddly hairy hubby who likes playing vidyagaymes

>>40504840
lol

need dominant sadist bf to tie me to and use me as a foot rest while he plays vidya after work

>>40504858
what's going on with the rope going to his feet? Looks like self-bondage

>>40504858
What if he isnt so much a sadist as he is just too cheap to buy new furniture?

>>40504715
lame, hairy holes are better

>>40504886
hot...He kinda looks like this dom guy I used to lewd it up with on discord too

I'm so dead inside.
>>40504886
He's hot. Feet are hot.

>>40504882
Big toes tied together
>self bondage
no, I used a photo of a tie I did a few years ago as a reference. it with a guy and he did the tying and took the pic. the rope going past the hips was on both sides iirc

>>40504886
he'd be hot if he were like 20 years older lol

yall jus kno they aint got nobody to be acting like that

>>40504886
tops don't clean they room

>>40504912
I wanna hogtie someone like that, but I want to tickle and fondle his neck and armpits. then cuddle his body on my lap while I watch a movie show.

>>40505037
that's what bottoms are for

and i feel like i just got home and i feel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0TRoR7MrAI

i wanna be cuddled
but i live in a homophobic country
(T ^ T)

>>40505071
omg I love ray of light. The entire album is so good. https://youtu.be/R2T3QaM78wg?si=2Swe75pe_NCFZZvl
>>40505085
I wanna be cuddled too and I live in a homofriendly country ;_;

>>40504754
cus i like it that way. last time i coom'd while huffing and licking his arm pits
>>40503178
GD isnt the brightest star in the north

>>40504811
he way too bricky to be doing all that

>>40505171
thats the best part, what are you straight?

I pleasure men with my penis.

I found my new love after tonight and that's big booty arab fags. Especially the dl ones that are all bottom in the sheets.

>new love
>cut dicks

>>40505200
Cool and good

>>40505200
same but with my butt and mouth

>>40505239
cooler and gooder

I can't help myself and psychiatrists and therapists can't help me either. I don't want to keep living. I'm burnt out on everything

>>40505259
you know what to do

>>40505261
Yes - kill women

picture this: my gay cunt projectile shitting all over your big tits and also I’m chinese

i crave big uncut cock with a thick musky bush

Benson Boone frontflip

>>40505052
that sounds nice too, cuddling while tied up is very nice

why is there never anyone in this thread in these hours :(

>>40505470
Not many homos from Europe

>>40505259
same bro lets encourage each other

>>40505200
i don't pleasure men neither i have pleasure in my pointless life

btw it's nearly 7 am at my country and i spent most of my late night, or early morning (??), trying to fix my toilet that was clogged. i feel stupid and frustrated.

how do i find a husband? are there any apps for that?

>>40505470
soorry but I'm doing stuff
>>40505485
we're a dying breed

>>40505525
thrilling update

>>40502153
after the top leaves and I'm all alone again or if a top pmo like coming too late to our date

>>40505531
grindr tindr hinge romeo if in europe tiktok snapchat sniffies (shut up just make a normal dating profile it werks)

>>40505535
i accidentaly >>40505537
hurt my shoulder too

>>40505576
oops miss click mb

>>40505557
How do you use tiktok as a dating app?
I thought people share there short videos or something...

>>40505584
nta but same way with people using ig to date too, see what you like and just slide in them dms and have a crack at it. ive been approached before on ig

>>40505584
on TikTok type "MLM" its the m4m dating tag... and you'll find a bunch of comments of zoomer tiktokers in the comments of mlm videos sharing their pics looking for a date

>>40505602
>zoomers
ew
how do you find guys 35-40+?

>>40505602
that sounds desperate

>>40505613
...gay bars?

>>40505613
you're too young to date anyone of that age, date your own age bitch

>>40505621
anything without alcohol or drugs? or places with lots of people?

>>40505613
honestly a lot of the comments are of 30-50yo men looking for young boys to date lmao

I should be allowed to date guys atleast 10-15 years older than me

>>40505630
nigger I'm 31, I've been with guys 20-30+ years older than I am since I was in my 20s. I don't want to date anyone younger than me, it would feel weird plus they're so immature

>>40505648
>31
how embarrassing to admit that

>>40505648
why be an agist? you should be dating 18yo's
30yo straight men have no problem dating eighteenies straight out of highschool

I bought some Scottish kilts, I've been obsessed with them for awhile, and now I'm confident enough to start wearing them everyday once I learned how to style them appropriately. I'm going to make it a gimmick until i'm known as that guy with a kilt in my area.

>>40505674
30yo straight men are hardly something to aspire to emulate

>>40505686
>>40505686
>>40505686

>liking old men
daddy complex
>liking young men
pedo
You can never win here sis.

>>40505613
Idk I was at a gay bar and a guy just came up to me. Wish I knew where other Gen Z people were at. I don't use any online shit, is dehumanizing.

>>40505648
I'm immature in a worldly sense, but not in the way you might think a Gen Z adult would be. I don't really want to date folks significantly older than me because of the differences in our lived experiences, like 1990-1999 vs my early years if 2003-2013, the connection isn't the same, it would feel like being talked down as a kid. No waaayyy me born in 2003, I didn't see 9/11 whaaat that is sooo interesting.

>>40505696
You can win, your own age.