Chess edition

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Previous:>>40522740

I wish I was good at chess, I know Just enough to do nonsense and waste my opponent's time

I used to play chess with my dad. It's a nice memory I have of him. I've met plenty of people, had some relationships and no one wants to play anymore.

>>40548857
me on the left

>>40548857
God

>>39948146
First off bitch, you're literally a white person, making you 10x worse than a tranny and 2x worse than a moid.

Second, saying FDR was behind Pearl Harbor is like saying Bush was behind 9/11. Embarrassing; dated.

Third, horror movies are shot in Vancouver because it's one of the cheapest places to film, and horror movies are almost always made on a shoe-string budget.

>>40548823
>I used to play chess with my dad
my dad tried to get me into chess when I was a kid but I was retarded and disinterested

Grounded 2 is fun. Honey I Shrunk The Kids but Ark survival. Bioshock respawns, but you lose your inventory. Multi-player is more Minecraft, single player is story. arachnophobia settings to "turn off" spider like appearance for spiders. Amorphous blob with two eyes instead of the nightmare fuel with eight and eight


I like it, 8/10 free on gamepass

I like chess but its not a game I find fun when Im already stressed with other stuff.
Anyways, its 2pm yet Im already starting to feel like hornyposting.

>>40548568 (OP)
how to get lesbian???

I yearn to be able to have those mommy/daddy age play relationships both straight people and gay men get to have.
I want a mommy so bad to take care of me and be a perverted slut towards me. Im an adult but I pass as a 14yr old, I sound like a little kid to the point it made situations awkward when strangers would just assume I was a little kid as opposed to asking me. I can fit into teen girl clothes and everything.
I want mommy to ride me while calling me a good little girl, telling me to behave for her and she;; take me to McDonalds or somewhere else as a reward.
Making me be her little slave, forcing me to eat her out, spanking me, tying me up, having my body be at her mercy. As I watch TV, coming up to me and slowly massaging me, sticking her hand down my pants, asking me if I enjoy my cartoon, jacking me off and making me moan like a good girl for mommy. Cooking me chicken nuggets and pizza rolls for dinner as I sit on her lap to eat, her brushing my hair and telling me how proud she is. Going out in public shopping, telling people Im her daughter and everything. Bringing other women in to use me like a sex toy.

>>40548568 (OP)
Thank you for making a thread OP.

>>40549065
>responding to 7 week old /clg/ thread
?

>>40549065
Shit, screwed this up, meant to say it's 10x worse than a moid and only 2x as bad as trans.

Japan said they were sorry though.

>>40548568 (OP)
I was in chess club in 7th grade. Yes I've always been very cool.
My best friend has recently started working at an autism therapy centre where she spends much of her day battling autistic kids in chess.

>>40554458
Over what?

new server tru server clg 3
come hang out
voice verification required
https://discord.gg/kTvvZrycH6

Anyway, the point is perseverance. As ****** ***** has shown, the key to success is to never go away and never shut the fuck up. You can **** a woman, **** children, send a *** of ********** to **** everyone in the ********, try to ***** an ********, succeed at ******** an ******** your second (technically third) time, drop ***** on **** because ****** told you to, cheat on all three of your *****, ******* business documents to hide ****** you paid out to a ********...

There’s literally no low you can sink to that you can’t recover from, so long as you always follow the two most important rules in life:
1. Never fuck off
2. Never shut the fuck up

That would be a fun fanfiction of clg.
goober chess club dykes who are all mid-to-terrible at chess. Cheeto fingers and avoiding eye contact.

Someone says the king me maymay over and over. It's not even their turn when they say it.

Bedtime soon, ilu

>page 8 again

>boss, which way does this go in?
>it only goes in one way
>saws off the pin preventing improper insertion
>like this, boss?
>holds up smoking tv
can we maybe lay off the meth?

>>40559849
LMAOO
Thats adorable

MEATU MEATU MEATU

>>40560514
i love it when girls eat meat, its so good for you. fuck this weird vegan crap, BRING OUT THE SMOKED BRISKET WITH A GLASS OF AGED WINE PLEASEE

does any other lesbian like fisting or am i weird
I just feel like my hands are perfect for fisting and my pussy is made to be fisted by someone my same height. By fisting, I mean vaginally not anally, because anal is fucking disgusting.

>>40560618
I mean I wouldnt mind a girl forcing me to wear a vibrator anally, but only if she gets me off vaginally.
For some reason I have really good orgasms when having something inserted anally while getting off.

I think I will become a tripfag now.

>>40560618
i hate fisting

>>40560702
fair. I never tried it except trying to do it to myself, so maybe I wouldnt like it either

>>40560711
I don't even put tampons down there

>>40560727
dayummm thats crazy, I dont understand how other women can do that, every time i wear pads it never goes well. tampons kept my underwear from being ruined.

I hate the diaper feeling pads have, but sometimes it's easier and quicker to swap depending. I prefer tampons, but needs must when the devil drives.

Sometimes I just freebleed

>>40560861
yooo... picrel.... hott dayum.

>>40560890
She's the main bad guy in the new Gundam. It's mid, but I don't even like giant robot shit, so that's high praise

Bitch From Mercury is better, actual Yuri and decent writing. Hardly focused on the giant robots.
https://youtu.be/llctLqPhRj8?si=1AEcdHwrmt5AVAkT

>>40560916
her being a villian makes it even more hot, holy fuckk.

>>40560958
https://youtu.be/U5A2fY8Icks?si=_mi9JASJYZVum4Lk

https://youtu.be/pWB0pdFg88E?si=LYMykWvGiBGOsNl1

any nonas wanna play chess

>>40560984
It's the shoulders, isn't it?

>>40561076
I could make an account on chess dot com now

>>40561218
oh you should use lichess instead its free no ads open source etc

I'm glad I live in a state that allows CCW

>>40561240
okay I made an account on lichess what's next?

>>40561245
every single woman in that video is attractive af, if this was in America it wouldve been nothing but fat bitches fighting each other. My country SUCKS.
Its funny how they both seem hesitant to actually hit hard though lol drunk and confused ig.

i need a woman to hit me like in that video, but then try to make out with me too, hit me hardddd on my ass, give me black and blue marks\. slam me against the wall.

>>40561376
I hate violence

>>40561387
dont worry nona ill never be violent toward you mwauh mwauh mwauh

>>40561318
i dont have an account so you can tell me yours and ill challenge you to a game
or you can just send me a link to a game in this thread and we can just play that way

>>40561415
i'm flinch25

>>40561387
love watching girls fight

>>40561432
i thought one could send a challenge request without an account but you can't so i had to make one i should've figured out people would abuse that feature lol
but thats me that sent you a challenge

I hate eating in front of anyone, yet I really like the idea of feeding a girl food. Not in a feederism "get fat" way oh fuck that, no. Just buying her yummy food and seeing her enjoy it, seeing her take a nice yummy bite out of a burger as Im holding it, buying the most fancy bougie food and seeing her enjoy herself.
Im not the type of person who falls for the "oh lemme be your sugar mommy" materialistic gold digger bait, but I sure of hell will spoil the ever living fuck out of you when it comes to food.

I just want a girl to be my neet-hikikomori princess, we will try to have a baby together every day if you know what I mean. We'll be the first women ever to conceive a child together.

>>40559504
I wish Asian girls were real...

>>40559504
why is her skin so white? i thought asians were supposed to be yellow.

>>40564301

>>40564033
Makeup is very powerful

>>40564335
that right pic looks very unnatural, and you can see some yellow shining through. Nothing like the girl in the video. She may be a hapa and wearing little makeup.

>>40551064
My most serious relationships were due to mommy issues. First (I was 25, she was 52) and next (I was 27, she was 41). Roleplay is fine but IRL they don't work out.

>>40564727
yeah man I wouldnt wanna date a woman like that, I just mean sexually speaking.
It would be nice if she has a husband too that doesnt know about the affair yet the problem with that is she could easily lie, with the husband could be secretly getting off to the situationship, which would be gross and lowkey traumatizing lol

i feel like going on random sites and VCing with random people, skipping all men just focusing on women.
does anyone know good sites to do that? Theres this kink related app called Pure that has that feature but I got to verify my age, I know for a fact if I dont Im gonna end up getting banned bc I sound like a minor.

>>40566144
so basically omegle?

>>40560618
You would like me. I have the hypermobility disorder and it takes less than a minute to go from one finger to full on fisting provided I'm turned on.

>>40566370
did that get shut down?

Grounded 2 and then bedtime
>yes, I have the wuss filters on for the spiders

>>40548568 (OP)
There's this chick im interested in, but i don't know if she's allowed to play with lesbianisum. How do i find out. Hell i dont even know if shes attached to someone. I don't know anything. She's surrounded by people all the time.

>>40548743
ive studied chess for decades, i STILL suck at it, IsThoKay, i still like to play.

>>40569076
>but i don't know if she's allowed to play with lesbianisum
due to religious reasons, or? What does that mean?
I'd say bring up speculation about someone elses sexuality, namely another female, and see how she reacts. Someone famous or something.
It sucks to be in that situation, man. Hard to navigate without outing yourself to someone potentially homophobic.

>>40560861
I only use tampons when im going swimming, i dont see why pads are so bad. I like them and they are less uncomfortable. Mind you i dont wear dainty underwear. I wear boy cut women's underwear, The three inch seam ones.

>>40569114
any reason really, i remember when i was younger and i almost became a nun because i thought that was the only way out, So i dont really care about the religiousness, I will respect it though. ( i really might just be the only atheist out there that will ruthlessly respect your belief system out of courtesy)
Mind you, as long as its not shrea, im cool with whatever thing you got going on. I used to be an extreme god people, when i was younger, I get what the family does to people. And how expectations dictate a LOT of the decisions we make.

>>40569114
also <.<
> bring up speculation about someone else's sexuality,
How? she's ALWAYS surrounded by people, and i believe that's a sensitive topic, or an open one but only at a bar or something of the sort.
Mind you i think bars might ALSO not be allowed.
God she's great though. Sigh* "Don't ask me about her, i'm in love with that woman, she can do whatever the hell she wants" I'll cover her"

Ugh! Cant sleep, about to go play vida gms, (i have faith that someday im going to finish witcher someday) Game play tends to have a way of actually forcing me to think about other things.
Also, day 16, Still not smoking, despite withdrawals of tobacco

>>40569254
>day 16
Noice!!
Shit is hard to give up but YOU CAN DO IT!!
I did the chewing on straws and flavored toothpicks and willpower, going on almost four years! Weed too!
>not counting the occasional social blunt on special occasions

>>40564387
>Nothing like the girl in the video. She may be a hapa and wearing little makeup.
are you retarded or blind

>>40548568 (OP)
>No discussion of male (XY) anatomy
Penis is better at chess though

>>40570874
don't care

>>40570874
OH MUH GAWD dood, No one is telling you, You cant suck a dick, you can have ALLLL THE DICK, what does your lust for dick have to do with an alleged lesbian space?

>>40570989
You mad :)

>>40570427
what do you mean, "nice"? Im losing parts of my brain to smoking, and the withdrawals of 30 plus years of smoking is literally killing me, via bleeding out and no one wants to let me talk to a neurologist.
ngl tho, thinking about girls is always a nice thing to help me get out of my, "im dying faster than i thought i would" funk

>>40570998
nope, you think so tho, what's it like for you finding out right this second that everyone knows that you feel special for doing this on line because you know that your self righteous trash is just a form of Munchausen and your friends love to hear about it, but its not even a real interaction?
No Wait.
>i mean..
Yeah im mad grrrrr, i haven't been on this earth longer than you and i dont have a whole ass group of friends that helped in a lot of things you dont know about and all the real adults just watch you make a dumb ass out of yourself..
>oh noo, im so sad, my real problems dont vastly overshadow bitches bitching on line....

>>40571039
What? I love you

>>40571014
FUCK don't tell me this ima cry

>>40571014
>>40571039
You fucking dying bro? Say psyke right now

why do people act like androphiles are more "lesbian" than potential gynephiles
I'm not a gynephile yet apparently if you like modern beauty standards, you must not like women, you must be a gynephile.

Gotta love radfems and their retardation. If I ever meet up with an attractive radfem with those beliefs, I am going to drug and rape her. That'd be funny if after doing so, I act like some man did it somehow. Like I freak out once she becomes sober and start going on about I found her laying there unconscious. Not sure how I'd go about that but the thought of these stupid cock obsessed whores freaking the fuck out thinking some man raped them is funny. I just like to see certain certain people suffer. Its a bad habit of mine.

I joked to my roommate about becoming a BPDdemon, but truly I should purposely seek out these women and make their life hell on purpose. It wouldnt be real BPD because I wouldnt be emotionally unstable, it would all be planned.

Im tired of these whores getting with women because they're incels who hate men, policing women on everything, being the reason for why lesbians get the most divorces since they're fucking liars who liked men this whole time. Then people look at them and think homosexual women doesn't exist.

>>40572649
stop being a coward and just admit you get off on raping women

>>40572694
I do get off to raping woman, but I wouldnt want to hurt someone innocent so I think about doing it to women who deserve it.

>>40572750
Bueno Excellente

>>40572750
nobody deserves it, you're just a cunt lmao

>>40572792
Proud to be one.

>>40571014
Bleeding out from which end? Coughing blood or heavy flow? Both can happen, seeing as you've been smoking for longer than I've been alive.

>>40574027
They are. Those dizzy spells i was having that i thought were nothing, are in fact some serious fucked up shit going on in me now.

and just in case, whoever it is that keeps on fucking up my medical records keeps fucking with them, Heres a pic of my brain missing and

here's the pic of the slice before showing that the brain matter that is NOT missing is pushing against the Nothing there to lean on.

>>40574310
>>40574323
I have checked out the scans. Did some zooming in and out. I understood absolutely nothing, but I hope you will be alright.

>>40574485
yeah, dont expect people who have no need for an MRI to have a need to know how to read them. Its that brain matter is str8 up missing on the lower left hand side of the picture.

>>40574520
maybe your brain has a hole in it desu

A way they teach you in medical school to see if something is wrong in images or the person is right in front of you, is to look and see if both sides of the body are the same, you check a standard DCAPBTLS from the outside, then in imaging you look to see if both sides are the same, Look at the skull, does it look like in some of those pictures that some things dont look the same on both sides, then the line on the bottom is supposed to have a little hole on the back of the skull, its supposed to be in the center or as close to the center as possible, notice how its veering to the left. Ugh, i can believe we lost so many doctors of my generation to covid.
my generation has no one to communicate with when it comes to this stuff.
all we got now are the millennials who are either to afraid to help or str8 up just dont know what they are supposed to do. Hell the only reason i know anything at all whatSoEver is because my goal in life as a kid was to be a doctor.
sigh*

>>40574560
>because it does..
> <.<

>>40574520
There was a guy who lived with 10% of the usual brain matter and had no idea.

>>40574680
Yeah, except i actually blacked out because of lack of My brain matter, People thought i was on drugs!! FUCK THOSE PEOPLE byTheWaay.
And my white blood cell count is high as all hell, meaning, no my body is not taking this well at all.

PONIS GOES IN VAGENI
DOMOS EROS HOMOS

>be me
>completely detached from modern pop culture
>vaguely aware it exists
>haven't heard a single taylor swift song but know who she is, etc.
>heard old town road for the first time
>wtf this is amazing
i have been listening to this shit on repeat for the last 6 hours

>>40575385
are you joking bc I cant tell if you are or not I dont wanna be fooled
but if you arent, HELL yeaah man. Such a good song. So freakin catchy.

>>40575573
i wasn't joking. the guy is a genius.

>>40574756
Could your immune system be rejecting your brain? Or is it trying to fight something that's eating your brain?

>>40575629
NGL, i genuinely don't know, i have other issues, but none as grave as literally shutting me down like that, Ive been waiting to get permission to talk to a neurologist so they can tell me what the hell is going on, but EVERY SINGLE FUCKING HOSPITAL keeps forcing me to wait at least a month before i can see a primary care physician so that THEY GIVE ME PERMISSION to even SEE a neurologist.

>>40575725
this is retarded. can't you pay to see a private doctor? or pretend faint and have somebody call an ambulance for you? i'm not american though so no idea how your system works.

>>40575743
nah, my parents saw how the ems people were treating me and freaked out, everyone who knows me, knows damn well i dont do drugs, and these men were about to do overdose things to me.
So then i tried to see if i could just stay in the emergency room to see a doctor to get to see a neurologist, and i was there for a LOT longer than sixteen hours, but i was in fact signed in to see a doctor in an emergency room and did about two days waiting to see one, just to be told, yeah you should see a doctor for that, here's some meds for your cigarette withdrawal bleed outs, but no answer for your brain issue at all.
Hell they even gave me hell for trying to reinstate my self in MY OWN HOSPITAL, like i never left but for some reason it was all like as if though i left some how. Everything is so fucked, even broke down when i got the lightest shimmer of light that now i get to see a doctor to see a doctor to see a neurologist.

>>40575817
damn, american healthcare sucks
luigi/10

>>40575913
Fo real tho.

Feeling like a handsome rawr stud is central to my sexuality.

Keep us in the loop if you can. Fuck bro I'm crying and I gotta fix my face before my wife gets home.

I won't forgive you if you die on me you bitch, I expect to be Haunted.

>>40576066
rawr stud as in a scene queen way
or rawr stud in a tiger way

>>40576150
In butch-to-her-femme way.

Ill keep up with what i can, but NGL, it took me so long to update people in here after the MRI because of the shock and working on absorbing the situation im in right now.
Also, ldk if ill be able to let folks know i died, i think only my stalkers would know about it because those mf'ers even stalk my senpai to know what im up to. Its weird, but i get it in this new digital world.

Also, please note, i find it funny how fucked up we are to each other, but understand each other better than bullshit wokness people do. It makes me smile.

>>40576233
You're not gonna die. You are going to feel like shit though and probably need a surgery.

>>40576223
Im like this, I like being mailable to the femme im interested in. Gives me a happy to see her happy.

>>40576263
Yeah but, like, in a cool way. Macho way, whatever. "This appeals to the male fantasy" but lesbian.

>>40576261
at the pace im moving, i really dont know. Its all bad news. Like ALL OF IT. and i cant bring myself to tell anyone because it hurts me to see people i care about hurt and my hospital for some jank ass reason decided to give me a AGP mf'er as my SEXUAL ASSAULT therapist for some reason, I literally have no one to talk to that i can bare talking to about this. Im fucking alone again. and it sucks. And it doesn't help that the people around me do in fact love me so, no im not about to hurt them with my reality.
Just hating life right now.

>>40576309
You have to tell them. Consider that hiding info that crucial might hurt them too.
>Im fucking alone
No you're not. Tell them.

>>40576281
Ha! for some reason, this makes me happy. But i cant picture it in my head at all.

bump

>>40576351
The "Dapper Dyke" look with a bit of Jessica Rabbit.


Carmen Sandiego?

bump

>>40578275
she's a femme though

>>40576233
You're one of the homies! We can butt heads and name call all day, but you're still our friend. We wouldn't roast you half as hard if we didn’t give a shit about you.

I miss the nights where we all just got drunk and shitpost about nothing.

>>40580583
New ones maybe, you ever watched the old ones?
https://youtu.be/CGufyFt6zQc?si=bXgnpkgvCXy6E3YQ

>>40580606
What in Alucard's name have I just watched?

>>40580628
She was the antagonist of a point and click video game series and game show and cartoon. Netflix did a reboot a bit ago but meh

https://youtu.be/--q8Hd-NLIY?feature=shared
https://youtu.be/f0hx-JA5bZM?si=uReHhpqW3uQj9Ujk
https://youtu.be/6WgyQarHXDw?si=YnGe6sir9Bp0QM77

>>40576309
wompy womp

>>40581722
Is this true? If so, hot. Imagine coming home to picrel, or being a cute little sub in frills for your butch to violate as she pleases.

>>40581772
+ Especially if she's not wearing any panties.

Grounded 2 is hard, I'm too scaredy bitch to fight spiders even when they look like floating harmless balls

>>40581772
I don't care if my woman is wearing a cute pink mini-skirt or a potato bag when I get home. I don't care about clothes at all.

>>40576233
I hope it's not fatal and whatever is wrong is fixed soon.

>>40542264
based and feetpilled

I start work again soon. Did I tell you that I finished all my certifications? I'm officially allowed to order chemicals and shit.

I want to decorate the yard again this year for Halloween, do my graveyard again but shape it different and put more stuff.
Wacky Arm Flailing Inflatable Tube Man or something EXTRA that screams
>I give out the GOOD shit


HOA says I have to wait until September or people will be putting up their Christmas lights too, so calm my tits

ANAL SEX

>>40548568 (OP)
can we get this server vetted? we have 17 members already.

clg 3 (voice interview required): discord.gg/kTvvZrycH6
pastebin containing this gateway server: https://pastebin.com/emrpgWM8

what are you listening to /clg/?

I said something to my crush today that she thought was weird, riiiip
I signed up for a wrestling class and wanted to tell her about my first session today. It was fun. Dreaming of being a stronk amazon soon.

>>40575817
Try seeing a rheumatologist in the meantime and get tested for autoimmune conditions

>>40576233
did you get brain cancer? I am too lazy to read the thread

>>40586303
i hope you get hemorrhoids

>>40586615
second this.
ily S : (

I got the kiddos to jump on Grounded with me and now we're wrecking shop. I even turn off my wuss filters.
>Hoops is best girl

bedtime soon. Plans tomorrow

>>40584768
I see the next Just Doctor on the 4th Ill ask.

>>40586303
No, somethings wrong with me where my brain is just,.. I think disintegrating? Not staying whole? Dehydrating? ldk, Its just going away, and i cant get to a neurologist to ask.

If that stupid idiot with the bislut gf's here please know that I hate you, that you're an idiot, and that your gf's gonna cheat on you and leave you because of how much of a fucking idiot you are.

You are arguably the worst person in the history of the world. Fuck you.

>>40578275
>>40580583
>>40580606
>>40580628
>>40580748
I used to play that game, i remember, I have always liked the steam industrial fashion sense, So i can see what you mean now. I do in fact wear some of the stuff in that kind of style just not so boxie, i like the smooth sleek lines, and how it hugs my body. Kind'a lightly shows my curves, and my muscles hardly show threw the fabric. I like cotton, linen and rayon, they pull sweat away from the body. An now with my new tailor is light years more expensive than my old seamstress, but at least i know none of the men around me will sleep with him so i wont lose him. So all my clothes fit nicely, Minus the few pounds i randomly gained in the last six months, that are a part of whatever the hell is wrong with me.

>>40590338
How do you know, who, is bisexual?

Kind of painful to see people you knew, who you suspected to be 100% sapphic grow up to marry and even have kids.
I don't why this happens, but the majority of lesbians seems like they're either 1) (not just confused but) completely clueless about their sexuality, 2) stay in the closet and never come out, 3) or just settle for a straight relationship and live a lie.

Depressing ngl

Are there any real attractive women in this thread? Because something tells me that you all are troons, fat or ugly.

Lesbian sex do be like this

>>40590810
I'm hot, in a "I can fix her" garbage kinda way.

I'm butch (I wear pants).

>>40591475
anon i've looked up her xitter acc and she is straight up retarded

I'm out, see you later

bump

>>40548568 (OP)
chess or lichess
mch134

>>40586615
>>40586632
why? I was just curious about her condition

Newfag here
Anon that keeps posting asian girls is a man or tranny, right?

>>40590810
I'm not troon or fat
I don't know about my attractiveness, doubt I'm that much horrible looking though

How come I almost never saw lesbians posting outside of this thread?

I want a toy to simulate tribbing. Should I just buy a fleshlight? Or something like this https://www.sextoy.com/products/banana-pants-lippi-hot-pink?_pos=9&_sid=fd86a2430&_ss=r

>>40595594
too many trannies all over the board

>>40595594
/lgbt/ is a tranny board and trannies absolutely hate cis lesbians

>>40595554
The sex of Asian worshiper bipedo/moid worshiper bipedo/aspiring coalburner bipedo has been debated for the last 4 or 5 years
Also she is not the only Asian girl poster

I just broke my dominant hand somewhere around the wrist. Too tired to go to the trauma room so I'm popping an ibuprofen and going to bed with a ruler tied to my arm.

What's the hottest sport a woman can do?

>>40597585
If it sets wrongly they'll have to rebreak it!
Just go

>>40598049
No :3
I'm getting comfy and the swelling isn't even that bad. Maybe it's a fracture, since the bone isn't sticking out at a weird angle.
The best part is: I got injured while chasing a mosquito around the house.

Fuck. I can't get off with my left hand.

what the fuck is wrong with my gf's cat? she absolutely hated me, hisses, all that shit. then one day, i bring my stuffed bear over to show my gf, and suddenly the cat starts beating on the bear and demanding i pet and pay attention to her. can cats be bpdemons?

>>40595758
A grinder would probably be better than a fleshlight

bump

>>40597585
>>40598049
>>40598102
I'm in a cast. The bone is fractured so they didn't have to rebreak anything.

>>40602854
Sad that you hurt yourself, Glad that you went and had it looked at! I'd signs it if I could

Is there any porn with a guy stealing a lesbo's girl? Him befriending the other girl who initially loves the lesbo, making her laugh, catching her alone at a weak moment, giving her the d, making her completely betray her lesbo partner and saying stuff like "I'll stay with her a bit longer because cheating on her is so hot and exciting." Asking for a friend.

>>40603159
That's the plot to tons of yuri bait. shit, I'm counting the days until one of them gets cucked by Cabba

>>40602871
It's not like I had much choice, it hurt like a bitch. I'm gonna have everyone sign my cast now. Evvvvvvveryone.

>>40603159
enjoying misery, yours or other people's, is malebrained

tranny

>>40603591
>ntr is only for moids
Have you never watched a lifetime movie or read a romance novel? Girls being stolen from their husband, fiance or bf is extremely common. cucking's in normie tv shows too, like the office.
>you enjoy it
I don't know. Sometimes, I get so disgusted after consuming ntr that I seethe at the characters for a while and tell myself that I'm never going to do it again. It comes with a very bad feeling, yet I keep coming back to it once in a while. It makes me feel emotions at least.

>>40603977
>Sometimes
Actually, it's every time. Many of these stories are meant to be disgusting, especially the ones nips make, and they sure are.

>page 8u

>>40605539
She likes BBC

>>40605539
She likes BWC

>>40605539
She likes ESPN

>>40603159
>video
Dying for this is so incredibly sad.
>>40606026
kek

>>40605539
bbc and bwc memes aside, how do you explain this behavior? Surely, those are not her genuine opinions, right?

>>40607347
of course not. read between the lines. she's trying to convey she is kind and accepting in order to attract social media followers.

Are there actual CIS women here

>>40608129
Sorry, I'm not actual but rather passive instead. Especially with a broken wrist.

>>40605539
The guy is straight up dying inside.

>>40548568 (OP)
nemo is a lesbian?

Was supposed to meet a cute Frenchie tomorrow but she cancelled on me, whelp :(

I don't go to WORK

don't Want to go to work
lel

>>40590450
She said her gf was bi.

If you're gonna date a bislut, you might as well date your rapist. It's only a matter of time until they cheat.

Hey, bad dream woke me up to save the thread

>>40609747
>>40610568
lost my job (probably to AI lmao) as a codemonkey last december
still havent gotten a new one, but also im not really looking

thinking about being an unemployed zombie mode NEET for as long as the money lasts

>>40607347
>how do you explain this behavior?

gaijin hunter
there are japanese girls that are really into foreign men and that's what they are called in expat circles

>>40608129
There are some of us, just we're sparse and far inbetween. Its a hell hole in here, and the people who come here have their reasons that the majority of the population would never understand.

>>40611239
and you wonder why the phrase everyone hates men is so common, You can try to get back at women, but it won't be your generation that gets to see it. And when you're dead and gone the next generation will have fixed all the dumb shit you smeared all over your own face.