Thread 40572032

>>40572032 (OP)
More proof that face > everything

>>40572032 (OP)
Lmao

You had a 20% chance of being born on the Indian subcontinent and eating poop. Count your blessings

>>40572053
Nope

>>40572055
Lamb korma tastes really good

>>40572053
this anon gets it

>sleeper build
when the top comes off and he's shredded underneath

>>40572032 (OP)
i didn't know jawline was this important until now, i think it's the only difference between this guy being lil bro and daddy

hes got a nice face, it just doesnt suit that body so it looks weird

AHAHAHAHAHA I JUST FOUND OUT MY EX IS DEVASTATED ALL ALONE AND A TOTAL WRECK THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SUCH A STUPID BITCH VI VON

Now I would like to see the reverse. This face on a twink body

I'm back on track. I lost 3lbs in 11 days (i had to restart my app) and I resisting my cravings and manage them very well now

i lost 3lbs in 5 minutes (took a crap)

>>40572207
I wish it worked like that

Eating and masturbating are the only things in my life I enjoy BUT there's this ethereal promise that things would be better if it wasn't so fat & pornbrained... Scary stuff

>>40572177
man shut the fuck up with your retarded proana shit

>>40572161
Santino

>>40572264
I mean theres healthy delicious stuff you can enjoy eating and jorking without porn is better anyway

>>40572271
Suck my flappy puss

Much of the world barely eats, when they eat it is little, what they eat is healthy, and they have no fat. Westerners invented the word 'anorexia' to make resisting glutton culture sound like a mental disease.

love me some pizza
love me a bit of garlic bread
butter chicken garlic naan
bosh.

Does anybody wanna get pizza and cuddle and watch a scary movie

History has documented that you can beat the gay out of people. You can beat the autism out of people. You can beat the fat out of people.

You can cure a lot of things with a good steady regiment of beatings.

Fear and terror. Thats how you turn children from little apes into functioning humans. Beating.

>>40572381
not with you

>>40572395
:(

He wasnt talking to >>40572395

>>40572391
Imagine how unlucky the generations before us were having to permanently be stuck in the closet

>>40572409
what makes you think you know who he was talking to?

odds put them back in the oven for 10min
evens nah they good as is

>>40572381
me

You know how they used to turn weaklings into soldiers? Beating. What gets a nerd to start lifting and getting in shape? Beating. How do you defeat an enemy? Beating them. How do you get kids to behave and act right? Beating.

There is very little in this world that can't be fixed with a good, hard beating.

>>40572447
odds fifteen
evens ten
dubs don't wash you hair again

I wish losing weight i could get into the military

is there a deodorant that doesnt smell like a "MANLY" harsh chemical scent, doesnt give you cancer, and lasts the whole day? been using doves womens deodorant but it doesnt last all day if i do anything more than just sit around

trips head back in the oven

>>40572464
why would you ever do that?

>>40572391
$100 this poster spends most of their days inside their house

>>40572479
Only spray swagger works all day (mostly) for me

There's a guy I know who always wears leather loafers with no socks
You know those shoes smell like the pits of Hell

>>40572032 (OP)
brutal jawpill
face + height + frame is everything
gymcels can never win

>>40572481
It's illegal to kill yourself

>>40572484
Originally I wanted to volunteer in Ukraine but I can't do that regardless

>>40572503
bah

>>40572509
wasting your life for war is incredibly dumb no matter which side you're on

>>40572535
Im useless already

I hope Tankanon hasn't joined the French Foreign Legion

>>40572579
Tankanon is fucking ridiculously pretty though it's insane

gm brothers

I was up until like 4am last night learning how to play Solitaire

>>40572492
see my list of requirements §1

>>40572648
time waste

>>40572587
When Beyoncé said
>Give me face, face, face, face, yah
>Your face card never declines, my God
She was talking about Tankanon

why are there always wheel covers on the side of the road. i'm always wondering this. how are people losing their wheel covers all the time

>>40572668
Fuck else was I going to do?

um chile anyway

>>40572053
grim

>>40572587
>>40572674
glazing hard

Levi's said Beyoncé has better jeans

>>40572689
goon to gay russian amateur porn

>>40572724
Fair enough. Good taste. But by that point in the night I was too tired to jerk off and I was deep in the cards

shiza femme superchub for chasers of the gaygen

>>40572734
and you be sayin these things why exactly

>>40572738
I love femmes !
I love superchubs !!
I love femme superchubs!!!

>>40572747
gross

>>40572501
TRVKE

>>40572656
Better then smell like bo
>>40572724
Prepare for feet

>>40571566
Bacon double cheeseburger from Burger King? It hits. I'm absolutely shocking in the culinary department. Cannot cook to save my life. At Subway my go to order is a meatball as well :o
I'm okay. Best with you hopefully

>>40572161
>This face on a twink body
This is basically what I'm attracted to. Emaciated masc twinks

Stay woke, timur's creepin. He's gon find you. Gonna catch you peein.

How would you save yourself if you got stabbed in the neck?

Saw my international visitor last night. We went to my place, had sex for like an hour or so, cuddled, made dinner, and went upstairs and had sex again and fell asleep together. We did it again this morning lol then went shopping in town. I don't know if he sees it like something that'll end when he returns home. I think that'd be the least painful option

>>40572857
pray

>>40572784
>Prepare for feet
This is sending me

>>40572361
BOSH!

>>40572972
hope their apartment burns to the ground and they all die even the dog

>>40572972
Man am I bitter. And resentful. And envious.

Gym time. What are your plans this morning?

>>40572989
it’s 1:30pm you lazy west coast space cadet

>>40572972
Reminder people that post their love life vids are fake.

>>40573007
cope

>>40573007
reminder that you are a liar and you will soon be getting what is coming to you

>>40573007
damn this nigga is mad jelly

>>40572972
was into it until i saw the retarded dog nobody normal got those

>>40572972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WodT4i3uobA

>>40572989
I already did a short jog/run

>>40573042
shut up liar

>>40572989
goon

>>40573012
What do I lie about and what's coming?

sup brahs

>>40573057
muh dick

>>40572999
It's 10:30 and I got a late start bc my belly was aching. Sympathy plz

>>40573058
let me see it then

>>40572989
I walked to work. Tonight I have to go to my fiancé's friend's house because her failson graduated from bartending school so we're going to have drinks there

You guys think I'm single? And lonely? And unlovable? And angry virgin? Wow come on

>>40573101
being self aware about it doesn't make it any less cringe

>>40573101
whatever you have going on will turn to ashes in your mouth because youre molested

shiza is jealous of guys who were cute enough to get molested

no gays i know over the age of 23 are happy. it really makes me worry and question everything, this life seems so lonely, even the ones with heaps of friends and/or are in ltr there just seems like there is an underlying sadness of some sort, maybe it's just me and who i gravitate towards but i cant help but notice it

>>40573129
I wasn't molested I was raped

>>40573151
same thing, molested is funnier to say

gay flight attendants be like "mascs will fall from above"

>>40573140
I wasn't happy being gay until like 25+ and had disposable income

>>40573059
ooooooh nyoooo bby got tummy owchies owchie >.< You know what that meansssss craaaazzzyyyy tummy kissesssss :DDDD :3 *mwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwaaaaaah* :****** there all better <333

>>40573178
I would love to be fucked by Sledge

>>40573151
Hot... story?

>>40573192
Guess and I'll tell you if you correct.

>>40573210
your bother raped you while on drugs

>>40573221
no that's what trannyslayer did to his brother before he killed himself

>>40573168
im 21 struggling uni student, i have to wait 5 years to be happy?

>>40573238
you're 21 in a place with horny men. happiness is a choice

https://youtu.be/T6h3Fp6FpQE?si=wuNOkh4-kfEqm8jk

This is what I viking to today

>>40573238
find an older bf

i will never give a single red cent to a bitch

>Gay
>Happy
>Thinks he can have both

>>40573249
>horny men
did everything before i finished hs, sex isn't as exciting as i'd like it to be, what now
>>40573271
i've had older bfs and they depress me, or maybe i project my depression onto them

>>40573350
I'm gay and happy

>>40573350
Skill issue or menthol health problem?

people don't say "miser" any more

>>40573350
being gay is a blessing

>>40573357
The second one probably

>>40573350
gay means happy
oh the irony

>>40573357
>sex isn't as exciting as i'd like it to be
develop a mental illness -- i mean fetish.

>>40573358
HOW
>>40573361
Possibly both?
>>40573365
It doesn't feel like it :(
>>40573385
It's not lost on me

>>40573364
nothing wrong with being miserly read dickens

>>40573424
Dickens criticises miserly characters you plonker

charles dickens was a class collaborator

>>40573441
dear god do i have to actually use the faggot retard autism / things when i post here

>>40573413
neck

>>40573473
is this sentence in english

>>40573488
you forgot /fnr

>>40573474
Cyks blyat ur voice and accent are cute af it makes me want to rape your tight little boypussy

Friendly reminder that people who mope about being gay don't get no bitches

>>40573512
oh youre talking about those tone indicator things lmao

How do I get a top that looks like this

>>40573565
did they fuck?

won't be another

>>40573565
Look hot

>>40573528
I dont concest

>>40573619
consensual incest

>>40573565
who are they?

>>40573565
Look like fuckboys

>>40573619
thats how I like it lilbro feel free to resist and scream for help while I make them ass cheeks pounding

>>40573710
#Freak #FreakySmile #Edgy

I want to convert to Norse Paganism......


What's on your mind gg?

>>40573766
Slapping my 6 inch monster cock on the tongue of cute boys with russian accents

>>40573766
im thinking about how there should be communal bottoms that are kept tied to fire hydrants that you can jerk off onto if you get too horny

>>40573335
I love Madonna and this song but everytime I hear this one I just get the urge to listen to ABBA lol
>>40573766
>Norse Paganism
Every person I know that is into that shit walks around in military clothes and are dull and boring

>>40573794
You should recieve the nobel peace price for that idea

hello hello and happy friday!
>>40573794
>jerk off onto
Like you wanna cum on them and that's that? Is that what tops are into lol

>>40573794
>communal bottoms
why the discrimination?

>>40573766
are you circumcised?

>>40573766
only nazis become norse pagans

>>40572501
why are you blackpilling in a GAY thread, r u retarded?

>>40573888
r u?

>>40573878
This is how i imagine the tranny's 4chan posting station to look- several computer screens that he calls his friends and boyfriends

>>40573896
Why do you care that much about them?

>>40573787
Faggot
>>40573794
Dogs piss on those
>>40573795
That's me
>>40573835
Hi what's up?
>>40573853
No

>>40573835
you know sometimes i do just want something i can jerk off on but i was thinking about disease prevention

>>40573909
>No
Good, we're not allowed to teach to those that are tainted by the jews

>>40573909
>Hi what's up?
Im great just consooming some schnitzel and watching movies. How are you?
>>40573911
>thinking about disease prevention
hah?

>>40573927
it’s much easier for tops to spread them than bottoms

>>40573888
because the blackpill transcends sexual orientation.

chad's bone structure lets him get away with anything. the gymcel will look horrible if he stays out of the gym for 3 weeks.

chad eats pizza while you're busting your ass for nothing.

and condoms are verboten don’t even talk to me about them

>>40573968
Cant believe even gays fall for this incel shit lmaoo
>>40573972
>and condoms are verboten don’t even talk to me about them
yuck

Tfw no bf to dissect

>>40573968
This kind of demoralisation only works on straggot males

>>40573924
You're a heathen?
>>40573927
Im good too thank you. I want fall to come quickly.

>>40573981
raw is law

>>40574003
>I want fall to come quickly.
noo why? :(

>>40573981
>>40573988
Be kind, reading unironic looksmaxxing is funnier than to just chase them away

>>40573896
>>40573878
Heres mine

>>40573908
No one cares about them. They make their presence felt by inserting themselves here

>>40574019
Kek

>>40574015
Hot and humidity weather should be illegal

>>40573948
Not really gonorrhea and stuff is mostly asymptomatic in the ahh I gave so many tops stds cuz I didnt even know I had them loll

>>40574025
You very clearly care too much if you feel the need to just randomly bring them up, we all know and hate them around here. Why did you think we needed to spend anymore time posting about it?

>>40574050
Trannies!

>>40574061
A round of applause for this anons joke, hilarious

>>40574046
bottoms are far more likely to become infected from an exposure than tops. as far as i remember, there isn’t any std they aren’t at least twice as likely to catch.

Last gay to post itt is a diaper tranny

>>40574072
>Hey! You stop talking about them right now. We know they exist but this is my thread for skinwalking gay men. Skinwalking the vagina women's was last hour, please stick to my personal psychiatric disorder schedule.

How do you feel about mustaches on a guy?

>>40573968
"just take dihh up the ahh bro" brutal...

>>40574105
Reminds me of old timey film actors playing a sheriff in the old West

>>40574090
:(
>>40574105
hot af as long as they trim it

>>40574098
you’re the first person to bring up trannies in this thread you fucking clown

>>40574105
this looks like shit and makes him look like a zero but it can feel good when he's sucking dick or eating ass.

>>40574098
I'm so sorry i upset you anon, i should have just let you cringe post undisturbed. Lesson learned

>>40574105
Ewww I hate those they look so fugly and remind me of the alcoholic grandpas that stink of beer my grandparents are friends with love short ones tho with a goatee

>>40574158
>alcoholic grandpas that stink of beer
lowkey hot

>>40574098
BYEEE THE SPIDER IS FRYING ME

>>40574098
>>40574171
i think im too stupid what does the spider mean?

>>40574105
I fucking hate them

>>40574125
>>40574137
I made a joke
You raised your hands and said 'present'
Idk what ur yapping about now.

>>40574198
What don't you hate? Swear i see nothing but sad posting from you

>>40574208
where’s the joke? it looks like example #1488 of your raging tranny obsession to everyone else

>>40574180
Trannies identify with spiders because spiders are creepy, lurking, watching, waiting for an opportunity to bite!

>>40574208
>i'm not retarded it was just a joke guys
Very funny anon

>>40574215
This is the average trannies bedroom lol

>>40574214
I don't hate many things.

>>40574238
There you go crying about them again, you for sure don't care tho right?

>>40574248
>YOR CRYING BROOO HA HA *sniffle* *wheeze* *abloo* YA CRYER!

Howdy

>>40574260
Keep in mind this crashout is because i asked him to just not talk about trannies

finally got around to watching Next Gen NYC lol (weird to see people you know irl on a tv show)
my main friend Dylan didn't get much show time

>>40574269
You're the one seething and coping over a joke

>>40574238
i don’t care if i did i would go to trannygen and post there

>>40574277
Where am i seething?

Why does america judges keep letting violent criminals out on bond?

>>40574279
This is trannygen
>>40574282
Creating a reply chain over a joke is seething

>>40574300
>This is trannygen
Where am i supposed to laugh at this?

>>40574288
Prison is racist

>>40574309
That wasn't a joke it was a factual statement. Trannies run gaygen and the entire board from their screen nest

>>40574288
because God's their judge, not some human?
if I had the power i'd let everyone out of prison, I don't believe in prison as punishment
if someone is that far gone, death is the only viable option

>>40574324
Because of people like you that literally can't help themselves from talking about it

>>40574288
Their prisons are full

>>40574332
No, I made a joke that you chose to have a melty over. Post tits sir

>>40574346
explain the joke to me

>>40574363
the joke is that he thinks anyone is buying this retarded bullshit

No matter who
Or what
Looking for a slut to fuck
Lot lizard, lot lizard
You made me this way

RAWR xD

>>40574374
N

>>40574363
>>40574366
Screens and ai are the troons only friends

>>40574374
FUCK YES

>>40574376
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

>>40574396
POTATO TURTLE KAWAII OMG DX!!! I... I... *awesome faces* You’re........ A POTATO !!! XD JUST KIDDING YOURE THE MOST POTATOEY KAWAII POTATO!!! Is that weird O____O??? Will you be my dark prince....??? XD rawr... SOZ SOZ IM TOO UGLY XD... POSTING ANYWAY YOLO!

Ok but where's the joke buddy

>>40573164
Underrated post.

>>40574426
I saw a tiktok with those exact words a week ago, everything is a repost

i don't have a labubu to be honest

>>40574396
>>40574423
I miss the late 2000s

>>40574435
But I didnt, and wouldnt have unless anon was nice enough to share it.

>>40574440
i bought fake ones for me and me nieces, one third of the price and still looks the same

Fuck this jack skelli beenie is cute where do I get one

>>40574440
my grandma has 200+ beanie babies in her attic I fear what will happen if she finds out about labubub

would you rather have a bf with a big crotch or a big butt?

>>40574532
nice medium ass with a freakishly big cock is the ideal bottom

*mogs you*

>>40574517
She will be labubuttomized

>>40574517
I was going to google the prices of beanie babies to see if they were worth anything today but it's just filled with aislop articles now. How fucking sad to witness the downfall of such a giant

>>40574514
Probably it's a hat with a pin

>>40574532
big crotch but not like this wtf

>>40574440
Labubus are a psyop. Nobody actually gives a shit about this

>>40574532
Big crotch a fat ass is nice but nothing beats a huge schlong

>>40574561
I wish slayer looked like this, i'd be on the next plane to modesto begging for my ass to be fileld

>>40574584
I know what he looks like

>>40574440
My mom bought me a lafufu from czechia but its trans colored lmaooo

>>40574591
be honest, is he hot?

>>40574591
how would you rate his face 1-10?
also did he show teeth? bad teeth can ruin a good face

>>40574566
Oh yeah nice it does look like a pin

>>40574443
good lord me too
but for different reasons ((((((

>>40574591
Why?

>>40574610
Thank god we have poster thx to weigh in on this, i got worried no one were going to say anything

>>40574532
cawqk

what is it called when bottoms do this to get a tops attention?

>>40574629
Whats the biggest schwanz u been plapped by

>>40574602
Yeah
>>40574603
Idk
>>40574617
Why not?

>>40574626
oooh oooooh is this your trip hate? u feel anon yedsss oooooh so smart anon oooh show me ur cockpole anon cawkpole soooooo want muuuucho butato soooo tldr happy for u anyways :3333 teheee

>>40574649
>Yeah
I don't know if that's enough to excuse the things he's said

>>40574643
~19cm i crossdresser he was bi
one of the best fugs too

>>40574663
He can be a dick sometimes but what he's said thats so bad?

>>40574656
>>40574667
It's very important that you all know, thx posted these. Don't forget pls!

>>40574667
no 19 is too big i dont actually believed that, ive seen a 22cm dildo before

boyfeet penis sex

>>40574672
something about hating being "too gay" and preferring women

>>40574674
did u know that im descartes?
post pole or hole unironucallty tho

i have actually a question here lete type

>scrolling right wing twitter

Im getting really tired of people trying to convince me trans are actually 'agp straight' men.

If they were straight, they would have gfs, not hang around clinging to gays constantly.

Quit trying to convince me trans is some etheral noble quest for spiritual validation. Lets be blunt:

Its about cock. They are trying to fool men for cock. They are hoping to prance into a bar, sit down, and find some straight guy who either buys their larp or at least thinks he can leave with the troon for a quickie without raising the suspicions of others and go undetected.

Trans know the best liar is one who believes the lie themselves. It is fantasy role play. There ARE NO females chasing trans and they know it. Where are the trannies? On grindr. Who did they attach to? Lgb. Ffs, what does their porn depict? Men.

Thats all this about. Cock. Its not some cosmic journey of self fulfillment, its about cock. They want cocks. Its that simple. Cock, cock, cock.

And goddammit I am going to throw it in their face every goddam time I hear this "agp" bullshit. Sonofabitch.

At some point, somewhere, I swear I am going to take some psychiatrist hostage on live tv and make him admit there is at least one man somewhere on this planet who is nothing more than a delusional psychotic in a dress. Because if you are to believe these quacks, no such thing exists. We have thousands of Jesus Christs, Napoleons, Casears and Martians from outer space. But I am to believe not one of these fuckers are textbook psychotics. Bullshit.

>>40574649
was he wearing a hat? he looks like he has a really high hairline

>>40574692
Look guys, a lore drop. Better type this in your journal so we don't forget this very important information about our poster thx

>>40574105
ugly eyes make self more ugly public
this save me!
not

>>40574708
No

>>40574019
just sittin ont dildo feels like nothing irritates shothole

>>40574729
he most likely showed you a face photo
he's paranoid and wouldn't trust you

>>40574716
dislikes mustaches, checked

>>40573835
kys kys kys your tits
gently down the bög
LAWL!

>>40574732
fake*

>>40574732
It's real

>>40574745
then post it

>>40574737
Easily angered, interesting

>>40574712
weusste eigentlich dass du mir atta5entuone gibst mit deienn jus du debisler spasti kek dummar hus0 ne null fakk u heavy metal

>>40574755
German oof, how old are you?

>>40574667
trannysucker

>>40574745
don't believe you, you're the one who claimed you were losing weight and were just "skinnyfat" but turns out you're more chubby and bigger than shiza

https://archived.moe/lgbt/thread/40538574/#40538800

>>40574649
How do you know what he looks like did ge send u pics?

I like my boys playin hard to get and I like my men all incompetent

>>40574752
No
>>40574767
Funny I post pics of myself and pics of not me and you silly billies pick what you want to be real. I never show my face btw.

>>40574767
Thats just another one of his lies

>>40574712
OK concentration!
Question!!!

I know this guy who says he likes the taste of cum! Post nut! I tell him that 99% of people find it absolutely disgusting! He says, it's just me. Educate him on cocksucking and swallowing! Would you eat your jizz after orgasm? Be honest and descriptive.
I postulate that the taste while aroused and in action is an acquired quasi-fetish.
Do you agree?

im not gonna jerk off tonight. im gonna let him have some rest

>>40574754
>>40574734
>>40574712
Lmaooo

>>40574762
why u care? wanna cyber ? post hole pole wahtsever is nicer

ruhm und ehre der waffen ss!!!!!!!!

>>40574810
Not gonna lie, i do love getting noticed for my prime time shitposting

need thicc muscle butt bf

Currently watching: Beetlejuice
>>40574737
hello babe. You seem to be high energy this evening

>>40574798
nta but cum eating is purely psychological. its one of those "things" you would do only when horny. for the right guy and in the right mood, i'd even try piss. it's the horny state of mind. nomsayin

>>40574798
I used to suck myself off as a teen wanting to paint my mouth so badly everytime but could never do it bcuz all desire to swallow left me as soon as I started cooming

>>40574858
I'd prefer if you didn't try to buddy up with me again

>>40574858
Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy ;) *nuzzles your necky wecky~* murr~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy*

>>40574850
how much do u like trailer park bois nomimsayin
>>40574877
sizecheckme

Thornys chaotic adhd energy exhausts me I feel like lynette from desperate housewives with her methed out tripletbois from hell

>>40574890
nothing wrong with a thicc juicy butt

>>40574897
nah bro got a dumpy

>>40574899
I think he posts in bursts when the meth suppository kicks in and is at its most active, and then his manic dumpster faggot energy falls off until he's eating his own poop and posting Beatles Real Love incoherently at random newbies. Mind broken.

>>40574849
cameras are toolof the devil shizo

You will not fool *me* into posting in a full thread. Nice try, gaygen.

>>40574897
what is that slash from? is it just a fat roll? I've never seen a back roll on a guy before, lmao

>>40574897
>how much do u like trailer park bois nomimsayin
i LOVE them

>>40574901
ok this one's top shit. i upvote

>>40574946
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>>40574946

>>>/pol/511977897
The guy who wants to start his own white community has a pretty nice dick

>>40574937
You love to see it •_•

>>40574937
its hust fat niiggger u retarded or what?
mowait imsowwwyyy

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