>>40572032 (OP)More proof that face > everything
You had a 20% chance of being born on the Indian subcontinent and eating poop. Count your blessings
>>40572055Lamb korma tastes really good
>>40572053this anon gets it
>sleeper build
when the top comes off and he's shredded underneath
>>40572032 (OP)i didn't know jawline was this important until now, i think it's the only difference between this guy being lil bro and daddy
hes got a nice face, it just doesnt suit that body so it looks weird
sock
md5: c260fa3fb2ba9492cda3babc5f9d41c8
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AHAHAHAHAHA I JUST FOUND OUT MY EX IS DEVASTATED ALL ALONE AND A TOTAL WRECK THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SUCH A STUPID BITCH VI VON
Now I would like to see the reverse. This face on a twink body
I'm back on track. I lost 3lbs in 11 days (i had to restart my app) and I resisting my cravings and manage them very well now
i lost 3lbs in 5 minutes (took a crap)
>>40572207I wish it worked like that
Eating and masturbating are the only things in my life I enjoy BUT there's this ethereal promise that things would be better if it wasn't so fat & pornbrained... Scary stuff
>>40572177man shut the fuck up with your retarded proana shit
>>40572264I mean theres healthy delicious stuff you can enjoy eating and jorking without porn is better anyway
>>40572271Suck my flappy puss
Much of the world barely eats, when they eat it is little, what they eat is healthy, and they have no fat. Westerners invented the word 'anorexia' to make resisting glutton culture sound like a mental disease.
love me some pizza
love me a bit of garlic bread
butter chicken garlic naan
bosh.
Does anybody wanna get pizza and cuddle and watch a scary movie
History has documented that you can beat the gay out of people. You can beat the autism out of people. You can beat the fat out of people.
You can cure a lot of things with a good steady regiment of beatings.
Fear and terror. Thats how you turn children from little apes into functioning humans. Beating.
He wasnt talking to
>>40572395
>>40572391Imagine how unlucky the generations before us were having to permanently be stuck in the closet
>>40572409what makes you think you know who he was talking to?
odds put them back in the oven for 10min
evens nah they good as is
You know how they used to turn weaklings into soldiers? Beating. What gets a nerd to start lifting and getting in shape? Beating. How do you defeat an enemy? Beating them. How do you get kids to behave and act right? Beating.
There is very little in this world that can't be fixed with a good, hard beating.
>>40572447odds fifteen
evens ten
dubs don't wash you hair again
I wish losing weight i could get into the military
is there a deodorant that doesnt smell like a "MANLY" harsh chemical scent, doesnt give you cancer, and lasts the whole day? been using doves womens deodorant but it doesnt last all day if i do anything more than just sit around
trips head back in the oven
>>40572464why would you ever do that?
>>40572391$100 this poster spends most of their days inside their house
>>40572479Only spray swagger works all day (mostly) for me
There's a guy I know who always wears leather loafers with no socks
You know those shoes smell like the pits of Hell
>>40572032 (OP)brutal jawpill
face + height + frame is everything
gymcels can never win
>>40572481It's illegal to kill yourself
>>40572484Originally I wanted to volunteer in Ukraine but I can't do that regardless
>>40572509wasting your life for war is incredibly dumb no matter which side you're on
>>40572535Im useless already
I hope Tankanon hasn't joined the French Foreign Legion
>>40572579Tankanon is fucking ridiculously pretty though it's insane
I was up until like 4am last night learning how to play Solitaire
>>40572492see my list of requirements ยง1
>>40572587When Beyoncรฉ said
>Give me face, face, face, face, yah>Your face card never declines, my GodShe was talking about Tankanon
why are there always wheel covers on the side of the road. i'm always wondering this. how are people losing their wheel covers all the time
>>40572668Fuck else was I going to do?
Levi's said Beyoncรฉ has better jeans
>>40572689goon to gay russian amateur porn
>>40572724Fair enough. Good taste. But by that point in the night I was too tired to jerk off and I was deep in the cards
shiza femme superchub for chasers of the gaygen
>>40572734and you be sayin these things why exactly
>>40572738I love femmes !
I love superchubs !!
I love femme superchubs!!!
>>40572656Better then smell like bo
>>40572724Prepare for feet
>>40571566Bacon double cheeseburger from Burger King? It hits. I'm absolutely shocking in the culinary department. Cannot cook to save my life. At Subway my go to order is a meatball as well :o
I'm okay. Best with you hopefully
>>40572161>This face on a twink bodyThis is basically what I'm attracted to. Emaciated masc twinks
Stay woke, timur's creepin. He's gon find you. Gonna catch you peein.
How would you save yourself if you got stabbed in the neck?
Saw my international visitor last night. We went to my place, had sex for like an hour or so, cuddled, made dinner, and went upstairs and had sex again and fell asleep together. We did it again this morning lol then went shopping in town. I don't know if he sees it like something that'll end when he returns home. I think that'd be the least painful option
>>40572784>Prepare for feetThis is sending me
>>40572972hope their apartment burns to the ground and they all die even the dog
>>40572972Man am I bitter. And resentful. And envious.
Gym time. What are your plans this morning?
>>40572989itโs 1:30pm you lazy west coast space cadet
>>40572972Reminder people that post their love life vids are fake.
>>40573007reminder that you are a liar and you will soon be getting what is coming to you
>>40573007damn this nigga is mad jelly
>>40572972was into it until i saw the retarded dog nobody normal got those
>>40572972https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WodT4i3uobA
>>40572989I already did a short jog/run
>>40573012What do I lie about and what's coming?
>>40572999It's 10:30 and I got a late start bc my belly was aching. Sympathy plz
>>40573058let me see it then
>>40572989I walked to work. Tonight I have to go to my fiancรฉ's friend's house because her failson graduated from bartending school so we're going to have drinks there
You guys think I'm single? And lonely? And unlovable? And angry virgin? Wow come on
>>40573101being self aware about it doesn't make it any less cringe
>>40573101whatever you have going on will turn to ashes in your mouth because youre molested
shiza is jealous of guys who were cute enough to get molested
no gays i know over the age of 23 are happy. it really makes me worry and question everything, this life seems so lonely, even the ones with heaps of friends and/or are in ltr there just seems like there is an underlying sadness of some sort, maybe it's just me and who i gravitate towards but i cant help but notice it
>>40573129I wasn't molested I was raped
>>40573151same thing, molested is funnier to say
gay flight attendants be like "mascs will fall from above"
>>40573140I wasn't happy being gay until like 25+ and had disposable income
>>40573059ooooooh nyoooo bby got tummy owchies owchie >.< You know what that meansssss craaaazzzyyyy tummy kissesssss :DDDD :3 *mwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwaaaaaah* :****** there all better <333
>>40573178I would love to be fucked by Sledge
>>40573192Guess and I'll tell you if you correct.
>>40573210your bother raped you while on drugs
>>40573221no that's what trannyslayer did to his brother before he killed himself
>>40573168im 21 struggling uni student, i have to wait 5 years to be happy?
>>40573238you're 21 in a place with horny men. happiness is a choice
https://youtu.be/T6h3Fp6FpQE?si=wuNOkh4-kfEqm8jk
This is what I viking to today
>>40573238find an older bf
i will never give a single red cent to a bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCzVMpKmhtw
>Gay
>Happy
>Thinks he can have both
>>40573249>horny mendid everything before i finished hs, sex isn't as exciting as i'd like it to be, what now
>>40573271i've had older bfs and they depress me, or maybe i project my depression onto them
>>40573350I'm gay and happy
>>40573350Skill issue or menthol health problem?
people don't say "miser" any more
>>40573350being gay is a blessing
>>40573357The second one probably
>>40573350gay means happy
oh the irony
>>40573357>sex isn't as exciting as i'd like it to bedevelop a mental illness -- i mean fetish.
>>40573358HOW
>>40573361Possibly both?
>>40573365It doesn't feel like it :(
>>40573385It's not lost on me
>>40573364nothing wrong with being miserly read dickens
>>40573424Dickens criticises miserly characters you plonker
charles dickens was a class collaborator
>>40573441dear god do i have to actually use the faggot retard autism / things when i post here
>>40573473is this sentence in english
>>40573488you forgot /fnr
>>40573474Cyks blyat ur voice and accent are cute af it makes me want to rape your tight little boypussy
Friendly reminder that people who mope about being gay don't get no bitches
>>40573512oh youre talking about those tone indicator things lmao
How do I get a top that looks like this
>>40573619consensual incest
>>40573565Look like fuckboys
>>40573619thats how I like it lilbro feel free to resist and scream for help while I make them ass cheeks pounding
>>40573710#Freak #FreakySmile #Edgy
I want to convert to Norse Paganism......
What's on your mind gg?
>>40573766Slapping my 6 inch monster cock on the tongue of cute boys with russian accents
>>40573766im thinking about how there should be communal bottoms that are kept tied to fire hydrants that you can jerk off onto if you get too horny
>>40573335I love Madonna and this song but everytime I hear this one I just get the urge to listen to ABBA lol
>>40573766>Norse PaganismEvery person I know that is into that shit walks around in military clothes and are dull and boring
>>40573794You should recieve the nobel peace price for that idea
hello hello and happy friday!
>>40573794>jerk off ontoLike you wanna cum on them and that's that? Is that what tops are into lol
>>40573794>communal bottomswhy the discrimination?
>>40573766are you circumcised?
>>40573766only nazis become norse pagans
>>40572501why are you blackpilling in a GAY thread, r u retarded?
>>40573878This is how i imagine the tranny's 4chan posting station to look- several computer screens that he calls his friends and boyfriends
>>40573896Why do you care that much about them?
>>40573835you know sometimes i do just want something i can jerk off on but i was thinking about disease prevention
>>40573909>NoGood, we're not allowed to teach to those that are tainted by the jews
>>40573909>Hi what's up?Im great just consooming some schnitzel and watching movies. How are you?
>>40573911>thinking about disease preventionhah?
>>40573927itโs much easier for tops to spread them than bottoms
>>40573888because the blackpill transcends sexual orientation.
chad's bone structure lets him get away with anything. the gymcel will look horrible if he stays out of the gym for 3 weeks.
chad eats pizza while you're busting your ass for nothing.
and condoms are verboten donโt even talk to me about them
>>40573968Cant believe even gays fall for this incel shit lmaoo
>>40573972>and condoms are verboten donโt even talk to me about themyuck
>>40573968This kind of demoralisation only works on straggot males
>>40573924You're a heathen?
>>40573927Im good too thank you. I want fall to come quickly.
>>40574003>I want fall to come quickly.noo why? :(
>>40573981>>40573988Be kind, reading unironic looksmaxxing is funnier than to just chase them away
>>40573908No one cares about them. They make their presence felt by inserting themselves here
>>40574015Hot and humidity weather should be illegal
>>40573948Not really gonorrhea and stuff is mostly asymptomatic in the ahh I gave so many tops stds cuz I didnt even know I had them loll
>>40574025You very clearly care too much if you feel the need to just randomly bring them up, we all know and hate them around here. Why did you think we needed to spend anymore time posting about it?
>>40574061A round of applause for this anons joke, hilarious
>>40574046bottoms are far more likely to become infected from an exposure than tops. as far as i remember, there isnโt any std they arenโt at least twice as likely to catch.
Last gay to post itt is a diaper tranny
>>40574072>Hey! You stop talking about them right now. We know they exist but this is my thread for skinwalking gay men. Skinwalking the vagina women's was last hour, please stick to my personal psychiatric disorder schedule.
How do you feel about mustaches on a guy?
>>40573968"just take dihh up the ahh bro" brutal...
>>40574105Reminds me of old timey film actors playing a sheriff in the old West
>>40574090:(
>>40574105hot af as long as they trim it
>>40574098youโre the first person to bring up trannies in this thread you fucking clown
>>40574105this looks like shit and makes him look like a zero but it can feel good when he's sucking dick or eating ass.
>>40574098I'm so sorry i upset you anon, i should have just let you cringe post undisturbed. Lesson learned
>>40574105Ewww I hate those they look so fugly and remind me of the alcoholic grandpas that stink of beer my grandparents are friends with love short ones tho with a goatee
>>40574158>alcoholic grandpas that stink of beerlowkey hot
>>40574098BYEEE THE SPIDER IS FRYING ME
>>40574098>>40574171i think im too stupid what does the spider mean?
>>40574105I fucking hate them
>>40574125>>40574137I made a joke
You raised your hands and said 'present'
Idk what ur yapping about now.
>>40574198What don't you hate? Swear i see nothing but sad posting from you
>>40574208whereโs the joke? it looks like example #1488 of your raging tranny obsession to everyone else
>>40574180Trannies identify with spiders because spiders are creepy, lurking, watching, waiting for an opportunity to bite!
>>40574208>i'm not retarded it was just a joke guysVery funny anon
>>40574215This is the average trannies bedroom lol
>>40574214I don't hate many things.
>>40574238There you go crying about them again, you for sure don't care tho right?
>>40574248>YOR CRYING BROOO HA HA *sniffle* *wheeze* *abloo* YA CRYER!
>>40574260Keep in mind this crashout is because i asked him to just not talk about trannies
finally got around to watching Next Gen NYC lol (weird to see people you know irl on a tv show)
my main friend Dylan didn't get much show time
>>40574269You're the one seething and coping over a joke
>>40574238i donโt care if i did i would go to trannygen and post there
>>40574277Where am i seething?
Why does america judges keep letting violent criminals out on bond?
>>40574279This is trannygen
>>40574282Creating a reply chain over a joke is seething
>>40574300>This is trannygenWhere am i supposed to laugh at this?
>>40574288Prison is racist
>>40574309That wasn't a joke it was a factual statement. Trannies run gaygen and the entire board from their screen nest
>>40574288because God's their judge, not some human?
if I had the power i'd let everyone out of prison, I don't believe in prison as punishment
if someone is that far gone, death is the only viable option
>>40574324Because of people like you that literally can't help themselves from talking about it
>>40574288Their prisons are full
>>40574332No, I made a joke that you chose to have a melty over. Post tits sir
>>40574346explain the joke to me
>>40574363the joke is that he thinks anyone is buying this retarded bullshit
No matter who
Or what
Looking for a slut to fuck
Lot lizard, lot lizard
You made me this way
>>40574363>>40574366Screens and ai are the troons only friends
>>40574376hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lolโฆas u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^โฆ im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lolโฆneways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
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love and waffles,
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
>>40574396POTATO TURTLE KAWAII OMG DX!!! I... I... *awesome faces* Youโre........ A POTATO !!! XD JUST KIDDING YOURE THE MOST POTATOEY KAWAII POTATO!!! Is that weird O____O??? Will you be my dark prince....??? XD rawr... SOZ SOZ IM TOO UGLY XD... POSTING ANYWAY YOLO!
Ok but where's the joke buddy
>>40573164Underrated post.
>>40574426I saw a tiktok with those exact words a week ago, everything is a repost
i don't have a labubu to be honest
>>40574396>>40574423I miss the late 2000s
>>40574435But I didnt, and wouldnt have unless anon was nice enough to share it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51ks020QGys
>>40574440i bought fake ones for me and me nieces, one third of the price and still looks the same
Fuck this jack skelli beenie is cute where do I get one
>>40574440my grandma has 200+ beanie babies in her attic I fear what will happen if she finds out about labubub
would you rather have a bf with a big crotch or a big butt?
>>40574532nice medium ass with a freakishly big cock is the ideal bottom
>>40574517She will be labubuttomized
>>40574517I was going to google the prices of beanie babies to see if they were worth anything today but it's just filled with aislop articles now. How fucking sad to witness the downfall of such a giant
>>40574514Probably it's a hat with a pin
>>40574532big crotch but not like this wtf
>>40574440Labubus are a psyop. Nobody actually gives a shit about this
>>40574532Big crotch a fat ass is nice but nothing beats a huge schlong
>>40574561I wish slayer looked like this, i'd be on the next plane to modesto begging for my ass to be fileld
>>40574584I know what he looks like
>>40574440My mom bought me a lafufu from czechia but its trans colored lmaooo
>>40574591be honest, is he hot?
>>40574591how would you rate his face 1-10?
also did he show teeth? bad teeth can ruin a good face
>>40574566Oh yeah nice it does look like a pin
>>40574443good lord me too
but for different reasons ((((((
>>40574610Thank god we have poster thx to weigh in on this, i got worried no one were going to say anything
what is it called when bottoms do this to get a tops attention?
>>40574629Whats the biggest schwanz u been plapped by
>>40574626oooh oooooh is this your trip hate? u feel anon yedsss oooooh so smart anon oooh show me ur cockpole anon cawkpole soooooo want muuuucho butato soooo tldr happy for u anyways :3333 teheee
>>40574649>YeahI don't know if that's enough to excuse the things he's said
>>40574643~19cm i crossdresser he was bi
one of the best fugs too
>>40574663He can be a dick sometimes but what he's said thats so bad?
>>40574656>>40574667It's very important that you all know, thx posted these. Don't forget pls!
>>40574667no 19 is too big i dont actually believed that, ive seen a 22cm dildo before
>>40574672something about hating being "too gay" and preferring women
>>40574674did u know that im descartes?
post pole or hole unironucallty tho
i have actually a question here lete type
>scrolling right wing twitter
Im getting really tired of people trying to convince me trans are actually 'agp straight' men.
If they were straight, they would have gfs, not hang around clinging to gays constantly.
Quit trying to convince me trans is some etheral noble quest for spiritual validation. Lets be blunt:
Its about cock. They are trying to fool men for cock. They are hoping to prance into a bar, sit down, and find some straight guy who either buys their larp or at least thinks he can leave with the troon for a quickie without raising the suspicions of others and go undetected.
Trans know the best liar is one who believes the lie themselves. It is fantasy role play. There ARE NO females chasing trans and they know it. Where are the trannies? On grindr. Who did they attach to? Lgb. Ffs, what does their porn depict? Men.
Thats all this about. Cock. Its not some cosmic journey of self fulfillment, its about cock. They want cocks. Its that simple. Cock, cock, cock.
And goddammit I am going to throw it in their face every goddam time I hear this "agp" bullshit. Sonofabitch.
At some point, somewhere, I swear I am going to take some psychiatrist hostage on live tv and make him admit there is at least one man somewhere on this planet who is nothing more than a delusional psychotic in a dress. Because if you are to believe these quacks, no such thing exists. We have thousands of Jesus Christs, Napoleons, Casears and Martians from outer space. But I am to believe not one of these fuckers are textbook psychotics. Bullshit.
>>40574649was he wearing a hat? he looks like he has a really high hairline
>>40574692Look guys, a lore drop. Better type this in your journal so we don't forget this very important information about our poster thx
>>40574105ugly eyes make self more ugly public
this save me!
not
>>40574019just sittin ont dildo feels like nothing irritates shothole
>>40574729he most likely showed you a face photo
he's paranoid and wouldn't trust you
>>40574716dislikes mustaches, checked
>>40573835kys kys kys your tits
gently down the bรถg
LAWL!
>>40574737Easily angered, interesting
>>40574712weusste eigentlich dass du mir atta5entuone gibst mit deienn jus du debisler spasti kek dummar hus0 ne null fakk u heavy metal
>>40574755German oof, how old are you?
>>40574745don't believe you, you're the one who claimed you were losing weight and were just "skinnyfat" but turns out you're more chubby and bigger than shiza
https://archived.moe/lgbt/thread/40538574/#40538800
>>40574649How do you know what he looks like did ge send u pics?
I like my boys playin hard to get and I like my men all incompetent
>>40574752No
>>40574767Funny I post pics of myself and pics of not me and you silly billies pick what you want to be real. I never show my face btw.
>>40574767Thats just another one of his lies
>>40574712OK concentration!
Question!!!
I know this guy who says he likes the taste of cum! Post nut! I tell him that 99% of people find it absolutely disgusting! He says, it's just me. Educate him on cocksucking and swallowing! Would you eat your jizz after orgasm? Be honest and descriptive.
I postulate that the taste while aroused and in action is an acquired quasi-fetish.
Do you agree?
im not gonna jerk off tonight. im gonna let him have some rest
>>40574762why u care? wanna cyber ? post hole pole wahtsever is nicer
ruhm und ehre der waffen ss!!!!!!!!
>>40574810Not gonna lie, i do love getting noticed for my prime time shitposting
need thicc muscle butt bf
Currently watching: Beetlejuice
>>40574737hello babe. You seem to be high energy this evening
>>40574798nta but cum eating is purely psychological. its one of those "things" you would do only when horny. for the right guy and in the right mood, i'd even try piss. it's the horny state of mind. nomsayin
>>40574798I used to suck myself off as a teen wanting to paint my mouth so badly everytime but could never do it bcuz all desire to swallow left me as soon as I started cooming
>>40574858I'd prefer if you didn't try to buddy up with me again
>>40574858Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy ;) *nuzzles your necky wecky~* murr~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy*
>reversing the damage of unsavory ai slop with hot ai slop
>>40574850how much do u like trailer park bois nomimsayin
>>40574877sizecheckme
Thornys chaotic adhd energy exhausts me I feel like lynette from desperate housewives with her methed out tripletbois from hell
>>40574890nothing wrong with a thicc juicy butt
>>40574897nah bro got a dumpy
>>40574899I think he posts in bursts when the meth suppository kicks in and is at its most active, and then his manic dumpster faggot energy falls off until he's eating his own poop and posting Beatles Real Love incoherently at random newbies. Mind broken.
>>40574849cameras are toolof the devil shizo
You will not fool *me* into posting in a full thread. Nice try, gaygen.
>>40574897what is that slash from? is it just a fat roll? I've never seen a back roll on a guy before, lmao
>>40574897>how much do u like trailer park bois nomimsayini LOVE them
>>40574901ok this one's top shit. i upvote
>>>/pol/511977897
The guy who wants to start his own white community has a pretty nice dick
>>40574937You love to see it โข_โข
>>40574937its hust fat niiggger u retarded or what?
mowait imsowwwyyy