>>40572032

>>40574946 (OP)
That's me I'm a pouty boy gay icon boy ugh ppl don't know about my struggles as a model

Imagine being this guy >>40574959
Just casually admitting you look at /pol/

>>40574946 (OP)
*squats on his face*

>>40574946 (OP)
OK concentration!
Question!!!

I know this guy who says he likes the taste of cum! Post nut! I tell him that 99% of people find it absolutely disgusting! He says, it's just me. Educate him on cocksucking and swallowing! Would you eat your jizz after orgasm? Be honest and descriptive.
I postulate that the taste while aroused and in action is an acquired quasi-fetish.
Do you agree?

>>40574946 (OP)
who is this?

Racist anons of GG, would you? Be honest.

>>40575010
hole has no race

good night cruewl world :|

>>40575007
i don't like cum in my mouth at any point. i think you guys are weird

>>40574926
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

>>40575017
Vertical, remember

>>40575008
>not recognizing Alain Delon
literally you should actually be ashamed of yourself and i'm not joking

>>40575007
It cant be a fetish fetishes are required to get you off in the first place its a kink

>>40575010
i fucked a black guy once and he smelled kinda weird

Why has my face shriveled up like a raisin while my friends still look like they're 21 when we're all 30?

>>40575033
>not going to /pol/
Where do you think you are?

so many guys smell like Fritos

>>40575017
don't wake up ;)

>>40575007
i only like it pre nut

>>40575033
>People, once more, don't say it straight to your face but they suggest very very strongly that you have homosexual tastes? Delon: So what's wrong if I had? Or I did? Would I be guilty of something? If I like it I'll do it. We have a great actor in France named Michel Simon, and Michel Simon said once, "If you like your goat, make love with your goat." But the only matter is to love.
do you think he was a bottom or top?

>>40574990
Well I do NOW.

But seriously, I don't understand why good looking people care about being caught in porn or nudes. Its like, wtf are you ashamed of? Having anatomy?

If I was chiseled with a giant schlong I'd be making damn sure everyone saw me.

>>40575007
I kinda like it
>>40575017
Niight
>>40575068
Using sunscreen every day? Moisturiser? Sleep well?

the best smelling musk ive encountered was from a really hairy colombian guy

>>40575097
>Using sunscreen every day?
nope
>Moisturiser?
Nope
>Sleep well?
nope

indispensable to the lover is his unrequited love, which he would at no price relinquish for a state of indifference

the only body odour i like is my own. men smell gross

>>40575115
let me enjoy your odor

>>40575007
>Would you eat your jizz after orgasm?
have done it. horniness doesn't immediately wear off so it can still be hot. sucking dick without swallowing is pussy shit obv. last time i swapped head with a guy he made me cum first but i still had a great time and swallowed him <3

>>40575115
are you even gay

Why the fuck would anyone eat their own jizz?!

I get the whole symbolic 'ingesting lovers essence' nonsense but eating your own is just menthol. Its borderline cannibalism already like spirit cooking.

>>40575125
enjoy it how?
>>40575135
incredibly

>>40575104
I think I may have identified the culprit
>>40575115
its weird how guys I find attractive smell great but ugly guys smell like ass what's that about.

>>40575141
you're missing out pussy

>>40575152
mental illness?

>>40575152
>I think I may have identified the culprit
But it's unfair
I'm rarely out in the sun, my skin doesn't get dry, yet my face looks like it belongs to someone 10 years older. It's not fair

>>40575141
why would anyone enjoy anal sex? oral sex? eating butt? making out?

how dare we not be civilized sexless beings

swallowing is literally one of the hottest things and the best part about sucking dick

I drink my own pee when I feel like I'm coming down with something and within 12-24 hours the symptoms go away.

Your daily gaygen brainworm cleanser and good clean fun break.

https://x.com/Yoda4ever/status/1950989887357985095

Theres a beautiful world out there besides thinking about dicks all day and someone has to remind you.

Pick

>>40575193
No

>>40575227
you just want to think about about bird dicks and how birds fuck pervert

>>40575227
Me claiming slayers nuts and succesfully fighting the other bottoms off

i want gbf, but gbf doesnt want bbf

>>40575235
Yeah

>>40575193
And feeling his cock twitch and pulsate and shoot the load in your mouth

>>40575231
not feeling any of these boogers atm

>>40575227
Give me darkness.

>>40575248
>>40575254
NYET

>>40575242
lol

>>40575254
my whole body jerks when i cum. it might kill someone if i came in their mouth

>>40575261
I have a hard time believing you're as hot as you make yourself seem like, post a selfie

>>40575254
1000%

>>40575244
>bbf
big beautiful fag

>>40575280
I never say or imply im attractive

>>40575231
Right below me kissing while I ride him
2nd right and middle to my side getting jerked off
Left fucks my face with deep and heavy eye contact
2nd left DPs me

>>40575284
Let me be the judge

>>40575238
They have a cloaca like texanon

>>40575302
You said that's not you

>>40575302
that's not your photo, stop lying

>>40575242
why would slayer want a bottom? Oh, right, to believe his 'man' larp.

"I'd make you cum so hard... (remembers larp) ... with MY cock in YOU... dude!!"

https://vocaroo.com/1iEQaOf5Tj7s
https://archived.moe/lgbt/thread/40544837/#40546267

lol

>>40575302
Ugh i regret intreracting with you now knowing you're a broccoli hair

>>40575314
he's really the tubby boy in the last thead

>>40575273
bro got that dolphin cumshot

The challenge before me is discovering whether or not I can bake chicken thighs from the tub without ruining them. Timing is an issue.

>>40575338
You wish.
>>40575336
Better?

>>40575302
Make another vocaroo pls ur voice is so cuteee

>>40575343
it can be a little much, sometimes i feel self conscious

>>40575321
u need help biboomer.

>>40575360
Goddam that compliment of tones between hair, skin and eyes. You simply glow.

>>40575321
rent free

>>40575355
Just set a timer dafuq

>>40575360
>No but THIS ONE is really me.
Post hole

>>40575379
Im not the one who brought up his twisted sex urges.

>>40575369
Hot hyperspermia chad

>>40575377
Thank you
>>40575384
I have hemorrhoid

>>40575396
Timorroid, and let biboomer lick it lol

>>40575321
Because he likes naking bottoms flood their black panties with flowers on them

https://vocaroo.com/1f99LPsjEMog

>>40575405
It's not very bad

>>40575381
But the whole point of hot tubbing is that time has to stop. Its a big middle finger to imminent mortality. Will, control, defying the elements, spiting the universe.

What? You think people simply just like hot water? Just look at these masters of the universe. Gods, they are. Like me. Maybe a bit furrier.

And maybe not.

femboy

>>40575396
You have very soulful pretty eyes <3

>>40575420
You type just like an old guy that used to post in chasergen, you sissy you

>>40575392
i don't think i have hyperspermia, i just get really into it when edged

>>40575420
I activated his yap card

>>40575419
bb such rare elegance and demure beauty have I found in your hemorrhoids <3
*crunch*

grr >.<

>>40575447
You jest but my ex popped one of his hemmorhoids on our couch once and I had to clean it up like a bitch

>>40575429
Thank you

>>40575450
uWu

>>40575465
You are whalecum

>>40575464
There's yet another sentence i never thought I'd read in me lifetime

>>40575472
squeak ;3

Why isnt gd so pretty anymore even tho hes as fat as timur

What are the plans for tonight fags

sucking off doordash hotties :3

>>40575506
just chill. guy i'm dating is coming over tomorrow for the first time so i want to relax

>>40575518
Oo, fun. If getting some is the goal I hope you get some. If other things are the goal I hope they're achieved too. What constitutes as chilling in your book

>>40575433
I wouldnt know.

Behold, Valhalla:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-I7xNAJumgI

"Time is a concern only for those who have not yet lived."

- "La Vita boomer", 2019 ©, pg. 3,092

>>40575532
Lmao look at this push over

>>40575517
Oh is that a thing o.O pity I dont eat fast food xd

>>40575532
we're definitely gonna have sex. chilling = watching tv and eating junk food while playing shitty mobile games. what are you up to

>>40575550
I needn't be mocked by anyone but myself ;-;
>>40575562
Hip hip hooray for sex. When you say shitty mobile games how shitty are we talking
Currently I'm watching Doctor Who whilst grinding in Final Fantasy IV, which I started today

>>40575554
i dont order i find them while theyre waiting outside places for orders
they like to group up and hang out while they wait and most of them are horny enough to just wanna take a second to coom. its always a quick transaction

i'm not gay but i'm a mega bottom and i deserve a bf.

>>40575550
Deje el Bullying el bullying no es bueno para dejar de intimidar, sé más bonita.

>>40575586
Ok but are they white? Third worlders and browns don't count. They will fuck goats ffs.

>>40575593
sub top x agp skinwalky bottom is peak internet

>>40575586
woah :o and how do you approach them and offer to succ them? :o I wanna try this are you a twink or what do you look like

>>40575360
AI thinks you're an angrodynous looking woman

>>40575580
it's called gems of war. some kind of rpg card collecting game that i've been playing on and off for years. which doctor are you watching

>>40575619
>how
jfc

>>40575623
Never heard of it. Only mobile gaming I do these days is occasionally emulation. I'm on the tenth doctor

>>40575622
O.o the amab lesbian wife of my dreams

do gay zoomers know how to cruise in public or is that a lost art thanks to apps?

>>40575662
I am a gay zoomer. I have no idea how to cruise

>>40575662
im the one that posted about the doordashers >>40575586
and im a zoomer
>>40575619
ig i would be considered a twunk
>>40575615
i like ethnic guys :/

>>40575662
we don't need to cruise...we have cars, we have bedrooms

>>40575662
gay zoomers can't talk or make eye contact, so they text each other during sex to moan or announce they need to change positions

>>40575662
Jesus christ man they don't even know how to interact with someone they haven't known since grade school.

>>40575662
is this why slayer walks around at night for 3+ hours? crusin' for a bruisin'?

>>40575672
cruising isnt about the location stupid. it's the act of picking up men in public just by subtle visual cues and suggestion

>>40575657
it's not popular and it's pretty old. i doubt many people know of it. 10th is tennant right? he's my fave. did you start from 1st?

>>40575683
Its way more than three hours.

>>40575636
Oh sorry I dont know how to go up to random groups of potentially homophobic straggots and offer to be their fleshlight mrs sex goddess why dont you enlighten me instead of being a bitch

>>40575662
From what I've heard of it cruising sounds crazy to me

>>40575683
the gay cruising bushes of yesteryear have a migrant family living inside of them now lol

>>40575662
>>40575672
They don't even know what cruising is apparently. So yeah I’m gonna go with lost gay technique

>>40575684
I can just go on an app and have a guy over in 5 minutes but yeah there's definitely cruisers at the parks in NYC, I've seen he same guy circle me 3+ times before with a semi-erection in his spandex joggers

>>40575670
do you also like unwashed guy? cruising just seems like a way to get piss soaked dick and sweaty crotch

>>40575669
>>40575670
>>40575672
>>40575672
The thought of being a zoomer seeking out 4chan of all places instead of hanging out with people your own age at the new fresh apps kek

>>40575686
Am but an ignorant youth, after all. Tennant's 10, yeah. My fav's 11 though. I grew up with new who, and I was getting nostalgic hankerings, so I started with 9.

>crashing out over anon cruising doordashers again
You did this last time he mentioned it weeks ago too. Someone is jealous they get no bitches or something

>>40575693
I'd cruise you up if i saw you prancing about the boulevard in your little bow tie suit

Here is the zoomer social interaction protocol:

1. Stare while slack jawed.
2. Wait to be addressed.

3. Did they address you? y/n

N: Go to step 1.
Y: Go to step 1.

>>40575709
incoherent ocd post

>>40575622
lol

>>40575706
11 is ok but the actor weirds me out. and i didn't like any of his companions. he was the beginning of the end of new who

>>40575705
me and my friends hang out in video calls all the time or meet up once a week if were not super busy
4chan isn't my life

>>40575662
I just just start doing the zoomer stare unironically cuz idk how to do anything T_T

Ffs, its 2025. You don't cruise bushes and parks unless you want the aids. You go to grocery stores and shopping plazas you stupid gits.

He out hear calling me funky... Til I pop!

>>40575731
>me and my friends hang out in video calls all the time
kek

>>40575703
sounds like a you problem slayer. leave me alone

>>40575712
I wear suits but not bow ties that shit is gay as fuck
>>40575714
You actually type like an out of touch boomer too amazing

>>40575683
He's avoiding the sounds of his tweaker mom chewing her own fingers off

>>40575730
Aw, shucks. I'm a sucker for him personally. Any strong feelings on Capaldi? I thought he was good.

>>40575670
Do you just go up to them and offer a blowjob lmao?

>>40575755
i'm not slayer. i was actually asking

>>40575727
you'll figure it out and internalize it anyhow

>>40575755
That wasn't even me
>>40575758
Bet you look very cute regardless, and gay as fuck is what I'd like to do to you :9

>>40575755
a white twunk sucks brown man dick and trannysucker starts losing his mind as if he had a chance in the first place

>>40575770
hated him. felt like an angry old man constantly boomersperging on every other person on screen. i stopped watching after his second episode, haven't watch any who since

>>40575770
what personality?

>>40575791
Wtf are you talking about at this point you spastic

i need some heat dome

>>40575801
You look like you smell like unwiped ass and rotting armpit

yell at your phone

>>40575786
:O

>>40575825
RAAAAAAAWWWRRRR X333 o3o

What a waste. The whole point of announcing your gayness and deliberately letting rumors circulate that you're a cock technician serves no other purpose than to draw antagonism for the reward of making it easier for guys to approach you with an expectation.

If you are still fucking it up and not getting laid you have some area that needs some serious goddam improvement. You are handing blowjobs out to men. Its like cigarettes. It practically sells itself. If you aren't closing the deal, the problem is you. Learn some damn salesmanship. Thats all it is. And you are presumably doing it for free. If you can't sell free NSA blow jobs to a world of sexually frustrated men, you are one shitty salesman. Learn your trade ffs.

You have twinks cutting their dicks off to pull a man because they have no competence for interaction. Isn't your whole story that some troon took a nightstick to the skull in the 60s so you could signal with rainbow bracelets? Show some damn initiative.

>>40575809
you have no idea what i look like lol

>>40575793
You're certainly not missing much refusing to watch anything past Capaldi. Angry old man is kind of his thing, if you've seen any of In The Thick Of It

>>40575832
consider getting a hobby

looks like he lives in the bushes lol

>>40575842
disconnected to the point of autism is the gaygen way of life

Oh honey I'm nooooootiiiiiiciiiiiiingggggg

>>40575841
sure fatty

or could it be possible i’m not the person you’re obsessed with and you need to suck start a shotgun

>>40575841
i know

>>40575758
>You actually type
Twenty dollars says you had to tap through auto-complete four times to get that post out.

cum

>>40575878
i'll take those twenty dollars

>>40575861
that slayer is always here seething?

>>40575888
nobody gets me gold

>>40575842
never saw it. not generally into british comedy. i wanted to give the woman and black guy a try but i just lost interest in dr who and now i hear they're bringing back rose and i just tired. time to end it

>>40575892
No. We all noticed that one ages ago

>>40575893
me looking for who asked

>>40575878
>that image
omg your not even larping your probably like 40. Nothing wrong with that tho

I'm 36 not 40 like you retards keep saying

>>40575914
show penis

>>40575914
who do you think you are?

>>40575914
lol

I'm 81 not 60 like you retards keep saying

>>40575869
Such a corny sentence. When's the last time you went outside? You're seething you little irrelevant nobody

>>40575914
Beatles
Real
Love

>>40575894
Oh, well. Am a Brit so British comedy *is* my cup of tea. I don't care for the lady doctor, and Ncuti is alright consider the rubbish writing he's working with

>>40575924
>me when i am so creatively bankrupt i have to remix other peoples post

two doordashers sucked today :3 it's almost time for dinner rush maybe more will come out

>>40575928
Good song. I like George's guitar solo, it switches from F minor pentatonic to major pentatonic in a very clever way to resolve the melancholic beginning.

>>40575934
>the rubbish writing he's working with
i thought they brought back the original writers

Delivery drivers here are all brown. Now way I'd blow one

>>40575937
Slayer teas! he's so unoriginal

a better song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOSYB38y2xA

>>40575961
Also wasn't me. What's wrong with you?

>>40575961
Do not just willy nilly throw out these cringe ass replies, didn't ask for that at all

I had a dream I was in a reality show with my nemesis and he had said autogynophilie and I said what's autogynophilia and then his career was over cancelled instantly

>>40575973
>>40575978
Stealing shaggy's work. The unoriginality continues from slayer! Plus he is illiterate af

>>40575861
Me with the reptilians

https://youtu.be/MKi1vraghJQ?si=Vw6CgM7IqFsi37WZ

>>40575985
Oh boy. The lack of outside has reached critical levels unfortunately. Nothing we can do nurse, he's flatlining

what is that one site to upload pics that delete after a time not unsee

Someone post clappingtards photos for me

>>40576010
unsee

God i hate them so much. Why can't we nuke these fucking subhumans? I pray China does the needful soon and flushes the poos.

>>40576010
litterbox.catbox.moe?

>>40576002
omg she said reptilian why is she trying to expose us
humans must not know about us

>>40576019
Come closer yes you are the one I've seen in my dreams that means I will die today

>>40576020
take it to /pol/ old man

>>40576034
lul shut up patrick stewart

>>40576041
pol was right about everything init

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJwy99aQIMI

>>40576068
>>40576075
>waah waah politics
Where's the fun in dedicating time to posting in this thread just to cry about real life

>>40576075
https://youtube.com/shorts/TkNihP6JyOo?si=dZSZl0uCiwsssz5K

>>40576019
>>40576021
which is preferred i took photos of the second guy i sucked. ive been with him more than once so idk i think we're fwb now??

Does anyone want to play Mario Kart World or Palworld with me?

>>40576100
im actually completely uninterested so pick whatever bj queen

mascsisters.... Are we cooked?

>>40576033
It's because disclosure is coming on ets

>>40576108
blobby why do you tell gay people you hate them and then ask them to be your video game manchild buddy?

>>40576108
Remember your first posts trying soo hard with "nothing wrong about cheating"? i remember

>>40575937
Well it seems to have baited all the fregolis anyways.

Thats me, winning again, as always.

Me.

Not you.

Me.

I win.

I win everything. Its all mine.

mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine

>>40576108
Sorry I only have a switch 1 and smash bros :(

>>40576127
you're obsessed with me and saving all my pics and vocas, you're definitely not winning geezer

>>40576127
Sorry i double reverse played you, you thought you played dumb baiting me but actually i pretender to be even dumber just to bait you. Get tricked retard

>>40576139
you do the same thing to multiple others and have for years now

Your holier than thou act is blown

>>40576019
Who is that

>>40575944
Do you lurk infront of their hq like some type of succubus

>>40576114
all gay men are pedos

Arnie hammer is a cannibal he likes to eat women

>>40576165
Project harder anon

>>40576085
Kind of impressive that they do it without drugs.

>>40576170
african cannibals say the soles are a choice piece of meat

>>40576157
they have three different spots close in the city ik they stop at to meet up :3 i find them there so yes

https://youtube.com/watch?v=woLfAvD5iXI

she's like the only interesting person in pop music now

I’m crashing the fuck out right now.

>>40576188
Africans also say pigs lips are good eating will you stop listening to Africans on food

femboy gay sex..

>>40576205
i would too if i were forced to attach my name to posts like yours

>>40576192
are you gonna post the pic

>>40576225
even asian cannibals say it though and asians are the smartest race

>>40576188
>The feet
He's already ahead of you

>>40576192
but how do you do it succubus nona pls tell me your secrets >.<

>>40576238
If Asians were the smartest race how come the first man on the moon was Irish

>>40576250
because we stole a bunch of huns after ww2 to make them make rockets for us

>>40576232
Fucking kill yourself faggot ass bitch.

>>40576250
It's just medicine

>>40576149
You're legitimately schizo.
>and have for years now
Incorrect.
>Your holier than thou act is blown
Save more vocaroos for PROOF to use in the court of No One Gives A Fuck

How to solicit dickdash drivers for succing

Armie hammer eats grass fed hookers

>>40576259

>>40576154
>Who is that
It's me cathy, I've come home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJFu6nIWpiw
>>40576170
I wouldn't mind getting eaten by him :DD
>>40576203
I like her makeup and stuff

>>40576149
I have actually never saved "his" pics because no one has posted one that matches his fat nasally voice and snorting, so I don't believe them.

I dont even save his vocs; Idk why anyone would. Its in the archives. Theres a trick to using them, but Im not telling.

And besides, I like to keep stirring his fregoli and keep him guessing. Its like teasing a retarded cat with a laser pointer. I intend to keep watching him degenerate until he is finally on the evening news instead of here.

>>40576273
Learn Spanish, Hindi, Arabic, and Nigerian

took a shit in the shower

>>40576268
Archives already have it all. Since 2018 right?
Ironic you're always the first one to cry about the law. Do you think it's on your side and protects someone like you?

>>40576279

>>40576293
Better shower than pants I guess

which gaygen user has the sweetest feet meat

>>40576284
If you disappeared now forever I'd forget you in 5 minutes anyway. My shadow just got 4 dms on grindr go investigate stalker loony troon lol

>>40576286
and what magic words do I say then so they let me drain their balls?

>>40576244
NTA but nigga you don't know how to signal to a guy you want his dick in your mouth? It isn't fuckin rocket science

Is liking subway a red flag? I've noticed people who like subway are always assholes or old.

>>40576301
You're the drugged up schizo retard who thinks I've been posting here for 7 years. Doubt you could find your own asshole through the fog of medication at this point

The loudest and most insecure shit talker itt always hiding in shadows lmao pottery desu

Seen here: methy explaining his battle with 4chan to his elderly parents in their shack next to the freeway.

>>40576318
please

>>40576319
NO I REALLY DONT WHY WONT ANYONE HELP ME "H-hello s-saar m-m-may I-I-I p-p-ls s-s-u... MAY I PLEASE SUCK UR PP SAAR???" like this?

>>40576327
the swede girl likes subway and she seems very nice and not mean

>>40576284
Please don't be mean to retarded cats, cats, or retards.

>>40576302
do you really miss your ex? isn't he like 50 now?

>>40576337
Is this another projection?
I’d say you probably are on many meds yourself but evidence shows the problem here is you’re not actively taking all of the necessary ones lol

>>40576302
16yo me was zoinking it to this movie when it came out and now I just cry when watching it. Makes me nostalgic desu
>>40576317
omg that looks like the default image on grindr too lol

>>40576327
The trick to all fast food is remembering the shift of one or two workers and tipping them a few dollars. Or if its a girl or gay, giving compliments.

>>40576364
Yeah I miss him

>>40576348
p sure it's only his mom. he only ever mentioned her on disc and voca. his dad probably left when he was a kid. would explain a lot of his issues

>>40576376
no it's me telling you the truth, which you don't believe because your an idiot. Telling you it's pointless because you'll repeat the same thing the next time.

>>40576379
https://youtu.be/x2dNTjE6ItI?si=pq7So-IS7MGDKbLl

>>40576389
can i ask why you bothered learning this much about namefags?

>>40576360
i would definitely lead with racism

>>40576319
I don't know how to signal because I'm autistic, so I just get blunt with people.

>>40576379
lmao im the guy that default shadow was patterned after

>>40576327
no subway is also for poor bottoms

>>40576404
Fine be like that then

>>40576362
"Cats" was a euphemism. If I say retarded people, gaygen assumes I mean everyone here and gets offended. Wherein lies the joke.

>>40576364
I miss him I wish he was still with me because we would have buckets of fun but to be honest I had a nightmare last night we were on a reality show commune together

>>40576407
Finally: John Grindr

>>40576389
And how.

>>40576380
I need a sugar daddy, I can't go stalking fast food workers...

I fucking LOVE Lidl

i need me a construction worker with a jackhammer and other powertools uwu

Lidl is like ikea but for food

You look at him, make eye contact, shift look down to his crotch.
When you see him looking at you grab your crotch and pull it a bit. Watch to see if he does the same. Maybe act like you’re fixing your sneaker laces and bend over with your ass towards him.
Once you're more sure you have his attention you can do things like lick your lips or put your fingers in your mouth.
Mouth to him you want to suck it or walk by him and whisper it.
Results

mating with a femboy >.<

https://www.youtu.be/D7ByjmaSIMU

i haven't gone ice skating in months

Is lidl a gay friendly brand?

>>40576435
Its not stalking if they wont take the initiative for proper counter-surveillance.

argh

>>40576464
imagine getting home from a looong day at w*rk then deciding to spend the rest of your free time doing this

>>40576446
Yo my tools are bagged up rn but theyre all Milwaukee

>>40576464
>You look at him, make eye contact, shift look down to his crotch.
>When you see him looking at you grab your crotch and pull it a bit
Thats a mixed signal though. You only do that if you are looking for aidsy recycled vers gay dicks. If you want clean straight dicks you have to have to lure them away from the pack and use jedi mind voodoo.

>>40576464
Why am I bricked

My balls STINK right now

i need to be bred so badly omg

>>40576538
no one asked you make your own post

I let out my most impressive mating cry.
I present a notably smooth stone, of high quality for them to add to their nest if they choose.
Then I jump around from on foot to the next while shaking a nice stick, relatively straight and with only a few knobs, I've had it for years and it has impressed many mates.
When the dance is good I present my throat, and if he jams his cock down it the ritual was a success.

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>>40576541
i might have prefered roping over doing this

>>40576544
tongue bath timeeee <333

>>40576558
You'd probably die or pass out from one slight whiff, post gym balls are absolutely deadly, marbles of eternal smellstruction

>>40576547
HELP I CANT BIRTH-

>>40576555
do it then <3

>>40575010
imagine being racist and being unable to appreciate the variety of cocks and asses this world has to offer

>>40576572
glaze harder anon

Most of you have no sense of timing. You think you sell a house in one conversation. You go at straights in stages through a series of conversations. If you force someone into an immediate yes/no response under any environmental situation whatsoever, you are naturally going to get auto-rejected as a defense reflex. They have to warm up to the potential pitch before you make it.

You people would have made lousy hunters. You don't just march right up to your quarry and start chasing it with a stick. It has to get used to seeing you or its going to run.

>>40576572
Puuuuuushhh

>>40576583
>unable to appreciate the variety of cocks
Rope you fucking nigger

>>40576591
sorry i am autistic

Lies. Deception. Manipulation. Thats how you get laid.

You fuckwits have been watching so many short gay zoomer romance clips that you think some asshole is going to walk up to you with flowers and candy then wonder why you are here gooning to fake trip pics. You have no concept of game at all.

>>40576602
i'm not black. cope with your inability to appreciate men, asexual weirdo.

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