qott: how tall are you
qott2: how much do you weigh
qott3: why aren't you in my tummy
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>>40578100 (OP)
>qott: how tall are you
147cm
>qott2: how much do you weigh
39kg
>qott3: why aren't you in my tummy
because you aren't the person who gave birth to me

>>40578100 (OP)
>qott: how tall are you
174cm
>qott2: how much do you weigh
65kg
>qott3: why aren't you in my tummy
you haven't given me the opportunity

>>40578135
>you haven't given me the opportunity
i literally killed myself last thread because i wanted to eat an ftm and couldn't

>>40578100 (OP)
>qott: how tall are you
like 5'5 (165 cm)
>qott2: how much do you weigh
170 lbg (77 kg) but i've been losing weight (30ish lbs down) and i plan on maintaining around 120-130ish (54-59 kg)
>qott3: why aren't you in my tummy
won't fit

>>40578122
No way there are literal midgets on this board

>>40578180
I really hope a 4’10 femrep sees this, realizes she’s a dwarf either way, and poons out. That is my dream.

>>40578180
ftms are shorter than average from my experience, the same way you always see +6ft mtfs

>>40578349
The average ones aren’t as clocky.

>>40578412
shorter ftms are more likely to survive because they don't rep

>>40578100 (OP)
>how tall are you
6`6
>qott2: how much do you weigh
Idk actually the last time they weighed me was when they were going to put me on antipsychotics and I was 12 at the time so its obviously not accurate
>qott3: why aren't you in my tummy
Not into vore

>>40578470
Justifiable interpretation, could’ve been more clear. Was referring to who is more likely to “survive” anon’s selection process for who is trans and who doesn’t.

thsrs a convenience store near my house that sells banger pizza slices and ive been stealing them every time i go therr an i dont know if theyre retarded and havent noticed it yet or if tehyy thinkk that im a schizophrenic homeless asylum escapee and are pityingg me and allowingg me to get away with it BECAUSE THIS HAD HAPPENED BEFOR like people thopught that i was a homeless teenage boy who got kicked out and offered me help because i look rlly young and disheveled

where do the FTM's who want to fuck straight older men hang out? /SOC? Grindr? Sniffies? or the local anarchist collective bookshop? I want to meet you.

>>40578100 (OP)
5'8"
178
People don't tend to like my kind of pooning out, I probably don't taste good

>>40579352
why would a ftm fuc a straight guy?

>>40578100 (OP)
5'3 1/2, 115, I'm too large you'd have to cut me up and boil me and consume me across several days.
>>40578180
I saw a passoid FtM (Eyes and voice, however he could have been an unfortunate cis man) who was like 4'10 or less I swear to god.

>>40579352
hiiiiiii where u at?

why are normie ftms so fixated on discussing periods holy shit they talk about them more than cis women. had one of them decribe to me in great detail how he started bleediung out of his poonhole while at uni and had to shove a ball of toilet paper into himself to stop it. i thought that the normal way was to thug it out and pretend like you dont have them because you want to be perceived as a man. why are you parading this why are you posting about yout cute girly period trackers why are you talking about period shits and ovulation. do you have any dignity left in you

>>40578100 (OP)
i mean you're annoying but better than nikols or th by far
>qott1
5'8 (172-173cm) (possibly taller now since i'm even taller compared to my mom)
>qott2
if i had to guess, between 240-250lbs (109-113kg)
>>40579966
if they weren't poondosed they wouldn't have a period

>>40579432
lol you ever met a "gay" FTM? they are the horniest creatures on the planet and go docile and feral when thrown around and fucked like bitches in heat by a man twice their age.

>>40579813
ready to dream with you. Don't live somewhere stupid, I'm in a very large east coast city and the PNW sometimes.

being a socio with narcisistisc traits is the true oppressed neurodivergency regular autists could never comprehend feeling so detached from the rest of the humankind

>>40580374
blah blah 'the wages of sin is death', get a new bit. youre tired, useless old scum. go wages of sin until you death bitch

>>40580461
what the fuck are you talking about

>>40580498
there's an anon who'd write max character schizo posts over being a narcissist and always said "the wages of sin is death," threatening to detrans for "abusing his mom"
i called him schizoanon and now most people call him that

>>40580498
NPD = BPD = screaming NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER at your neighbor? not ringing a bell? stop smoking doinks and maybe you'll be less paranoid

>>40580511
why would someone detrans for "abusing his mom"?

>>40580511
oh im not that anon lmao. im the anon who replied to him telling that if he really was a narc he wouldnt care abt abusing his mom bc i am one and i did the same and i dgaf

>>40580537
i know, i wasn't the anon you were originally replying to. but i wasn't sure if you just didn't know about that anon considering it's still summerfag season for another two weeks

>>40580518
NIGGER, NIGGER, NIGGER, POW, POW, POWER. cha ching, cha cho, cha taso. i've not screamed nor yelled at my current next door neighbor (though She and He always remember but hide it from me).
>>40580537
it's called YEARS OF CONDITIONING by KIND EMPATHS that instills you with MORAL VALUES DEEPSET WITHIN............. that you cannot truly strive for due to your latent predatory nature.... i was both molded and born into my misery, shaped by years of sex self abuse and peer to peer open sourced torment

>>40580652
terrible imitation, please do better

>qott: how tall are you
176cm
>qott2: how much do you weigh
56kg
>qott3: why aren't you in my tummy
UK censorship laws

>>40580289
>why would an ftm fuck a straight guy
>goes in depth about his own sex fantasies
Can you answer the fucking question?

>>40580818
He can't get regular women

>>40580652
>i was both molded and born into my misery
thats how all narcissists are you big fat retard. despite what the media might tell you nobody is born a narc or a socio, its always a mix of enviromental factors and genetics. i was highly moral and empathetic child with a strong sense of justice, but my empathy was ridiculed and my good deeds were punished so my brain got rid of them and started associating those traits with weakness, and long story short thats how i ended up in psychiatric hold for being homicidal.

>>40578308
I hope this doesn't happen. Everyone that height should stay female.4'10 ftms are a true horror.

>>40579360
I'd still fuck your pussy and I'm MtF bet it's still cute.

>>40580957
malebrained gorillahon sexual harassment

>>40580511
we're gonna worship you like a goddess. i'm working on a shrine to your body

>>40580965
mtfs fucking is unfortunately the hottest thing ever somehow thoughever

>>40580945
what is the cutoff. like at which point are you too short to be male

>>40580965
Not really anon... but interesting you should say that.
I'm just being nice and reminding anon he's still lovable and still has worth as he was being mean to himself. Poonboys deserve to love themselves and love being fucked.

>>40580974
5'4 unless you have unusually good genetics otherwise

>>40580979
>he was being mean to himself
i dont think he was
>I'm just being nice
youre following your innate amab programming to be a mindless sexape

If you don't shit on your tboy's face and have him suck your cock after then you're just not a very good cis boyfriend are you

>>40580998
Are you some kind of terf or something? You sound like a terf and you are following your innate afab programming to accuse people of being perverts. He was being mean to himself he was acting like he didn't deserve to be fucked.

>>40581037
>he was acting like he didn't deserve to be fucked.
the fucking wasnt even in question nobody was talking about sex it wasnt in the original post. thats why im calling you a pervert

>>40581060
It was about pussy eating

>>40581073
it wasnt lmao. read the third qott

>>40581099
It was a sexual thing. Sounds like a vore fetish

>>40578100 (OP)
>q1
40cm
>q2
9g
>q3
Look closer.

Every ftm I've met irl is either extremely intelligent or a complete retard, no in between. Is there a reason for this?

>>40581281
i think to poon out you either have to be a total retard who doesnt understand that being a tranny will destroy your chances at normal life or like you have to be so smart that you dont give a fuck about what the plebs think. those who have average iq are less likely to be eccentrics + less likely to disregard the opinion of the flock. third secret option is having average intelligence but crippling dysphoria so you poon but stay stealth your whole life so thats why you havent met thove poons who are in the middle of the iq scale

>>40581281
i think to poon out you either have to be a total retard who doesnt understand that being a tranny will destroy your chances at normal life or like you have to be so smart that you dont give a fuck about what the plebs think. those who have average iq are less likely to be eccentrics + less likely to disregard the opinion of the flock. third secret option is having average intelligence but crippling dysphoria so you poon but stay stealth your whole life so thats why you havent met poons who are in the middle of the iq scale. they just keep quiet and low-key and pretend that theyre normal

>>40580970
fuck off

>>40581281
Likely a few different reasons at play. I think one could be that trans people are undereducated on average. I imagine those who actually pursue higher education are heavily pushed into it, or otherwise really value it, so they likely have to care more about their academic performance as well as things like intelligence and learning in general.

Card and Ogre both got KF attention within a very short interval of one another, but Ogre's is in PG so you need an account.
I don't think Ogre deserves it but I'm surprised it took Card so long.

>>40581281
People are coming up with elaborate answers but really it's just autism and disabilities.

>>40581386
i'm addicted to your body

>>40579966
>i thought that the normal way was to thug it out and pretend like you dont have them because you want to be perceived as a man
If you're already being perceived as a man you can talk about old periods if you want to. This is only an issue if you are 1 or 2 years on T and don't fully look the part, so they mistakenly believe not discussing periods makes them more manly (it doesn't).

>>40580518
WHAT

>>40581647
the people ive talked to were pre T and still had their periods and discussed them ad naseum

>>40581642
total chaser death

>>40581453
link

>>40578100 (OP)
>qott
fucking 5'2 fuck my tranny life. don't think my growth plates are fused yet tho
>qott 2
115lbs. gaining weight via gym maxxing hopefully
>qott3
good question, now bend over and let me in via the back entrance

>>40581986
Can't link directly on here, but Card's is in multimedia, referring to him as 'Cardposting'
They start grilling him on page 20

>>40580276
>i mean you're annoying

>>40582005
>don't think my growth plates are fused yet tho
you're female so they are long fused, only males grow till their early adulthood

>>40578100 (OP)
>qott
5'3, 150lbs? I'm sure that's fat to some people because of their fat distribution.
>qott3
Clone high poster = asexual?

when you see a weird little dood with the big ol eyes and tiny braincase and you're like...
...it's not safe out here, liddle transguy, get in the poonsack....

>>40582462
>Clone high poster = asexual
food > sex

>>40582505
Tiny braincase? What's that?

im like obscenelydy old to be doinrg this but i still smstimes prowl the childrens toy sections because i didnt have a good childhood and didnt have a lot of toys and im trying to compensate i fucking guess and holy shit why is everything so fucking expensive its making me understand why my parents never bought me shit when i was a kid. its turningg me anti capitalist, a cheapp bundle of plastic chinese sweatshop trinkets shoudnt cost like a bag of groceries especially if its something intended for children. and like 60% of thosee toys that cost like a fucking kidney are gachaslop blindbags becAUSE thats gonna make the child demand more and more of them and waste more of the parents money on that bullshit. also stores often do thiss thing where they dump expensive toys on shelves without any price tags so thaat youre more likely to waste money on them because youre not seeing how much it costs. its all so fucking scummy and souless

>>40582625
i want clone high toys

>>40582593
Skull
>>40582109
Depends, if you had low estrogen there's a chance for them to stay unfused longer
>>40581558
Yea kek
>t. autism diagnosis at 3

>>40581453
I'm surprised card's narcissism is actually so bad he had to make a 2nd KF account with his actual name and face on it to get people to join a pirate software discord. What an actual loser you can't make this shit up

like 3 or 4 weeks ago i was doing my shot and accidentally injected it into dermis, it stung a little and after i was done there was a slight welt for about 4 days and now that part of my stomach is way hairier and looks weird as fuck wtf do i even do about this

>>40583004
mmmmm hairy tummy hehehe

>>40583004
anon gave himself superaids

>>40583021
what did he mean by this

>>40583026
get in my tummy hairy boy

i need to eat an ftm

smells like gen alpha up in here

>>40583071
it is the oh my god bruh edition after all

someone mustve paced a curse upon me, a nefarious witch if you will, probably green and with a big pointy hat. theres constantly balls of dirt and rheum stuck in my eyes and i have to rub my eyes like a fucking jerkoff to get them out but by the times im done with cleaning my eyes new rheum spawns. and it doesnt help that i have huge faggy eyelashes because that crusty shit gets stuck in them so easily and i have to rip them out like a psycho. whatever wizard is doing this to me please stop this instant or i will find and rape you

>>40583080
It's an std congrats

>>40583080
did he look like this

>>40583090
maybe. dunno. all of those FILTHY GREENSKINS look about the same to me.

rate my music taste

>>40583250
fembrained

>>40583250
tryhard

>>40583250
fembrained and bad sorry

>>40583267
>>40583274
>>40583316

>>40583322
you should focus on going outside and finding transgender people to eat instead of making posts on here

>>40583347
i am trapped in this abandoned hospital and i will die if i leave

>>40583365
make a craiglist post and lure trannies in somehow

>>40583378
i can't because my fingers fell off and my retarded computer assistant clyde doesn't know how to pull up craigslist

>>40583400
but it can pull up 4chan and topsters?

>>40583400
you should beat him more

>>40583431
yes
>>40583443
i should

>>40582639
You need to get violently pounded in your wet hole that was made for dick

>>40579360
i bet you've got a big hairy bush and cute pussy to match the beard

>>40583486
i'm amab

>>40583515
i mean aiab

>>40583534
assigned italian at birth hohoho *rubs my jolly tummy*

actually id be okay with my life as a deranged degenerate neet faggot if i was cis. but its like being a tranny makes me feel like nothing that i do is authentic. i feel like im too aware of reality, like the average tranny lives in delulu land where they see themselves as their desired gender but for me thats not the case. ill probably splatter my brains on a wall sooner or later

>>40583558
is that al pacino

>>40583575
thats john wayne gacy

>>40583579
more like john wayne gay-cy amiright hohoho *jiggles my jolly fat tummy*

>>40583400
>using a computer
Open up a DSi or Xbone and post on Craigslist from there
>>40583558
How many years on T?

>>40583586
>How many years on T?
nta but i feel the exact same way and im 2 years on T

>>40583586
>How many years on T?
zero. which probably has a lot to do with the way i feel about myself. ill probably feel less like shit when i actually start looking like a man and not a teenage boy. i always wanted a moustache or a beard, theyre sexy.

>>40583629
you'll probably feel less like shit when you get in my tummy

i love being a heckin' chungus chonker

i shouldn't have eated all the ftms because now there's nobody to talk to

i'm such a lonely chungus

i'm sorry for eating you ftms... please come back...

Has /ftmg/ given up on itself whilst these chasers are active?

>>40578100 (OP)
>qott: how tall are you
1,64cm
>qott2: how much do you weigh
around 84kg
>qott3: why aren't you in my tummy
cuz i'm in my house reading gay yaoi fanfics.

>>40584118
i'm not a chaser i'm just hungry

>>40578100 (OP)
>qott: how tall are you
188cm cism looking for cute afab vaginabois to hmu. discord is kolguyev_

>>40584118
/ftmg/ is better when there's more afab breeding posts rather than soulless female larps. Get pregnant.

>>40584369
Way too tall

>>40584379
For afabs it would be

>>40584387
No for you

>>40578100 (OP)
got tickets to see swans at the end of this year
apparently it's the last tour before they adopt a more minimal lineup

>>40584685
Who (amab) wants to run trains on flux?

Anons what would you do if you had the chance to do anything to Gloves (sexual)?

>>40584369
qrd what happens when i add you

>>40584733
i would non sexually vore gloves if he consented

>>40584377
>breeding posts
>open picrel
>only ones prime for breeding are maybe Rats and Dark empress if she would stopped sitting down to make her hips and thighs look bigger

>>40584733
BREED BREED BREEEEEEEED. BIG CREAMY SURPRISE!!

>>40584720
anon i'm bald and fat and 30

>>40584772
nta but that's awesome

>>40584742
All of them are extremely breedable including the ones who sort of pass

>>40584772
35 but escaped balding so far. Just blessed.

>>40584772
I can see your pic it got posted in the thread and you are not

>>40584785
i'm keeping my remaining hair in any way possible man... glue... blu tack...
>>40584791
that picture is from around may of last year KEK

>>40584810
If it's matted, it still counts as attached to your head innit.

>>40584377
Posters that need a thick dick inside them most
>Elliot
>Purple
>Gloves
>One with the hat and beard
>One below that
G, Dark Empress and Rats insist upon themselves but still need it. They all do. Zero is a fugly GILF, still needs to be gangbanged (she's desperate).

i'm going to take a nappy poo

>>40584810
You probably only say that to scare off guys who want to fuck you. Too bad bald ftms are still prime fuckmeat

>>40584834
Imagine if you woke up full of cum in all holes wwyd

>>40584836
ignoring my larp i always wonder about the kind of people who make these posts. just the psychological and physical profile of them.

>>40584844
poop my pants
captcha: frarp

>>40584854
I keep thinking about gooing inside this poster's vagina

>>40584854
Totally average and unremarkable in nearly all ways IRL, needs validation and attention online.

>>40584870
that's flux

PA FOR POONDOSERS.

Look around. There is no one with a reason to live.
And yet, God gave you that. A purpose for your life. This is so rare it's fucking impossible.
You know it, I know it: your T levels are too low. Why haven't you fixed this mistake of God? Your make-believe won't turn you into a man, you know it, I know it.
There is no time to wait for tomorrow. You might turn into compost every single moment of your life, and yet you live an incomplete existance because you got prescribed a poondose. The clock is ticking and you are suffering. The smiling faggot at the clinic doesn't know what you feel. He doesn't want you to be happy. He wants you to reconsider. HE wants to be happy.
Take your T dose. Take it once and again, till you'll trully feel yourself.

>>40584898
fuck off we're full

>>40584898
what about goondosers

>>40584872
makes sense. if you're that desperate to fuck just call a hooker and ask her to pretend she's a lesbian or something so you can fulfill your corrective rape fantasy. i'm horny too but i don't go around negging girls. then again i'm not a total sperg.
or maybe i am since i study bird mating rituals instead of pickup artists.
>>40584881
i fucking wish.

>>40584783
Breedable where...? Passability doesn't matter, they're all either too thin to have breedable features or too fat to fuck.

What the fuck is going on in this thread

>>40584933
I anamaxxed specifically to no longer be breedable

>>40583250
only one ive heard of is marina
>>40584118
yes, i avoid the thread when they post

>>40584965
you didn't get the joke
good music taste though
do you listen to kikuo

>>40584923
Weird autistic feminist woman

>>40584965
Good music to nut inside you to. It's good sex music to pump to aha. To

>>40584933
If there's a front hole there's always a way!

Ftmg is always so exciting to me because it's the only place I can be certain that 99% of the posters have vagina

actually everyone what's your favourite bird
mine's any corvid

>>40584898
This isn't manly btw

>>40584810
>may of last year KEK
you say this like it was 10 years ago

>>40585083
half of the people here are amab chasers

>>40583866
should been a cute tomboy and gotten plap after plap after plap

>>40585086
My cock. Walked right into that one didn't you?

>>40585100
i'm 42 years old and amab

>>40585099
That is simply untrue.

>>40585113
Least convincing larp

>>40584965
Do your tits bounce a lot when you walk?

What's the chaser plan for when this place is inevitably devoid of ftms because of all your slopposting

>>40585086
I like corvids too, but like starlings the best, I remember seeing a murmuration of them as a kid. Was fucking mental

>>40585137
i only have b cups, so no
also kill yourself

>>40585126
my name is dr. mystery burns
i live in sunshinefields hospital
i am 42 years old and genderfluid
i am purple
i am a cat
i am 200cm tall
i live with my best friend mago and my pet jareds and my pet egg and my computer assistant clyde
i never larp. ever.

>>40585150
starlings are goated
i know you can find everything on the internet nowdays but i reccommend you buy a birdwatching handbook :^) they're much better than webpages

>>40585176
I prefer helping myself, although I'm in the UK so we only have a handful of reptiles to go searching for, I've managed to catch and release a few adders, an aesculpsian snake, and tonnes of sand lizards.

My favourite field guide picrel

>>40585207
Herping* the hobby is kinda busted here though.

>>40585154
You still wear bras? Do you have big nipples?

>>40585159
OK, poonah

>>40585207
there's a handful of small snakes near where i live but also they're very skittish so you have to go down when there's no people... aka the wee hours. maybe i'll try and catch some someday.
what's the most impressive thing you've spotted or caught?

>>40585159
>dr. mystery burns
I looked this up and it's some afabs tumblr oc

>>40584958
>I got ugly on purpose
We're never beating the allegations

>>40585236
not just any afab

>>40585119
Long time poster here
The other anon is correct. Every post has a 20% chance it was written by XY chromosomes.

>>40585252
Who gives a fuck.
>>40585253
At least I know the people who posted selfies from that pic all have vags

>>40585236
They're trying to get you to look at some pedophiles art

>>40585268
Looks like some hazbin shit

>>40585154
You're gorgeous

>>40585141
Ftm discord servers, tumblr. However the ftms will stay since they like it.

>>40585319
>Ftm discord servers
dont exist

>>40585336
I'm in plenty

>>40585319
Yeah the requests for you to kill yourself really look like they enjoy it

>>40585319
You can really tell how they're staying by how inactive the gen has become

>>40585319
NTA all the ftmchan discords suck... The most insufferable people join them.

>>40585350
That's just how it works on 4ch. When an egirl says kys she means fuck me

>>40585268
baka my head it's like you can't even groom a 14 year old anymore without people calling you a pedophile

>>40585376
stop bringing tumblr drama here

>>40585368
>incorrect use of egirl

>>40585368
>thinks there are actual egirls here

>>40585235
Probably the aesculapian, I was so lucky to get one in my garden, she was an absolute gorgeous creature!! I'm lucky my dad has animal autism too so we do a lot of catching and rehab.

>>40585386
well if i don't post about animation meme drama who will

>>40585402
ebois

>>40585420
thats the guy from disco asylum

>>40585223
i havent worn a bra since i was 17, only binders 24/7

>>40585414
No one fuck you

>>40585431
birdiefags lost sleepykinqfags won

>>40585408
The tripfags
>>40585429
Thanks for the information about your tits. You sure seem to love sharing that with random horny men online. Do you know binders apparently make your tits bigger if you use them longterm? That's what I read.

>>40585437
Only women (especially ones who are menstruating) care about this

>>40585459
>t. seething birdiefag

>>40585447
Almost none of them are verifiably female

>>40585447
>anon tries to pretend they're a man
Kek go sit down liddle dood

>>40585437
Waow you sure like pedos....

Roundhouse kick a ftm chaser into the concrete. Slam dunk a ftm chaser's baby into the trashcan. Blast ftm chasers with Civil War cannons. Crucify filthy ftm chasers. Whip ftm chasers into obedience. Slingshot a ftm chaser into orbit. Rocket ftm chaser into the sun. Defecate in a ftm chaser's food. Stir-fry ftm chasers in a wok. Bite a ftm chaser and drink their blood. Toss ftm chasers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a ftm chaser's gas tank. Judo throw ftm chasers into the wood chipper. Unscrew a ftm chaser's head off. Report a ftm chaser's onlyfans to the IRS. Karate chop ftm chasers in half. Arrest ftm chasers for selling CP. Electrocute ftm chasers. Beat a ftm chaser up. Trap ftm chasers in quicksand. Crush ftm chasers in the trash compactor. Liquefy ftm chasers in a vat of acid. Eat hunters. Dissect ftm chaser. Slice a ftm chaser up and wear their skin. Set ftm chaser on fire. Dick punch ftm chaser until they puke. Tie ftm chasers to a train track. Total ftm chaser death.

>>40585490
>Whip ftm chasers into obedience.
waow

>>40585490
i fucked it up but you get the point. god i love that copypasta

>>40585489
i don't like jack because he's ugly af

>>40585503
i don't like jack because he attempted to rape a ferret

>>40585536
yeah that too

>>40585490
No one's threatened by this btw. You deleted your post about your tits

>>40585472
Only you know who that is

>>40585490
You and the rest of the breedable vaginabois in this thread would be better off just getting pregnant and forgetting their weird AAP delusions

>>40585578
birdie drama is mainstream now

>>40585580
Someone edit her with big tits

>>40585536
Nta how far did he get with raping a ferret? Wasn't he just trying to make it give him head?

>>40585580
why would anyone voluntarily add you on discord?

pondering on recent events and it seems i somehow became more attractive to women since transitioning. which is awesome. but also overwhelming.
i think the confidencepill is real.

>>40585666
Are you going through the menopause?

>>40585666
your straiden larp fools no one

>>40585682
You leave flux alone he belongs to me

>>40585682
yeah. you want me to describe it?
>>40585687
>straiden
what like picrel?

>>40585752
Get pregnant ASAP. The birthrate decline can only be ended when cute AFAB vaginabois like you have kids

4 poon anniversary is comin up

>>40585567
>too retarded to know what a copypasta is
>>40585661
xe's too retarded to know nobody likes xim and xe gets banned from everything for a reason

zola lost
synni lost
jack lost
skrill won
that's on period

>>40585786
>"are you going through menopause" immediately followed up with "get pregnant"
the smartest minds of our generation are in ftmg

>>40585666
They would never admit it but cis women love medically transitioned poons

>>40585666
Same despite being a generically attractive woman previously. I transitioned to a kinda mid looking guy. But the ladies fucking love it.

>>40585838
Cute cuntbois like you are always ready for pregnancy

>>40585888
i don't think you know how biology works mate
>>40585874
as i said the confidencepill is real. i think i was just also an ugly girl which translated into a fair-to-middling man.

>>40585086
corvids, jays, prey birds
and these guys.

>>40585895
>an ugly girl
Wrong

>>40585822
That's ok, I love bbws like you
>>40585895
You can be a seahorse dad. Don't traumatise other AFABs (and humiliate yourself in the process) with your swollen clit and date ftm chasers instead

>>40585917
facts don't care about your feelings sorry anon
>>40585918
you're not a chaser tho, you're a severely mentally ill repper. when are you gonna take estrogen?

>>40585895
Do you have a timeline?

forcefem all ftm chasers

>>40585948
how come every single one of them is a repper tho

>>40585934
no, i rarely if ever take pictures of myself

>>40585931
WWYD if you were impregnated in your tboi pussy? Would you get a tboibortion or would you have kids like a normal AFAB cuntboi?

>>40585948
no way
I need to shave and plap the poonah

>>40585959
>dodging the question
how does picrel make you feel

>>40585948
if you forcefem them theyll still be /r9k/ tier tards, not good enough
they should be castrated instead

>>40585992
force srs all ftm chasers

>>40585616
>Wasn't he just trying to make it give him head?
Lmfao like that's any better?

>>40585096
>>40584909
>>40584904
Don't care.
When will you start addressing your E levels? Do you think a male has all that estrogen flowing in his veins?
When will you get a batch of Tamoxifen? Testolactone? Triptorelin? This is what the average juiced up gymbro takes to contrast all the roids he takes. You have to fix your naturally produced E on top of all the stuff that comes from T.
Look at your reflexion in the mirror: does it look like you are doing enough? You are God's mistake. Mend it.

>>40586252
what side on you on
>>40585437

being a troon/tranny/poona chaser is the ultimate sin. The Wages of Sin is DEATH. DEATH ON TRANNY HATER.. it will come to you..... you will not see God's kingdom

>>40586286
Being an AFAB vaginaboi chaser is normal and necessary so that they're reminded they are just womanlet BPD females.

>>40586306
my italian phase

Sucking cock makes my clitty wet

>>40586490
i used to goon to clone high yaoi but i had to stop because seeing the clones frotting would make me go crazy and hurt myself and others

Do gaydens like twinks?

Asking for a friend.

>>40586534
gaydens like anything with a dick that will dom them

>>40586570
Yes but what are my chances, or er, rather my friend's chances at getting a bf?

>>40586534
No doubt approach me

>>40586663
Helloooooo

>>40583515
Do you think that changes things?

>>40585578
Everyone knows who that is

>>40586838
no, it's just awfully progressive that you want to fuck someone like me~

>>40586913
this image is hard to comprehend

>>40586949
>this image is hard to comprehend
that's raw ftm talent you're seeing nonny

>>40586252
>E levels
Testosterone on its own generally suppresses estrogen production down to cis male levels, as long as you take it within the range of what a human is generally capable of producing. Once you surpass human range is when it’s more likely to convert back into estrogen, which is why roiders need to block it. There are exceptions, such as having a disorder that causes the conversion threshold to be lower.

>>40586070
I think it could have been worse... Birdie could have stuffed the ferret in a sock and fit it in their ass

>>40587195
i remember when birdie got period blood on his sans plush like a chad

>>40587068
Awful cope. Humans are sexually dimorphic. Male gonads are different from those of females. There is no single human range when it comes to sex hormones production. It is coded in your DNA.
But don't worry, I'm not talking to people on massive doses of copium like you. I'm talking to those who seek perfection. To those who perceive their bodies as an enemy and study them before speaking.
To people who know what aromatase is and want to deal with its consequences, for example.
Arimidex, Femara, Aromasin. All those names are distubances in the fables you tell yourself to sleep in peace.
Keep settling for nothing, and you will gain nothing.

>>40587501
holy fuck your posts are making me actually physically recoil in secondhand embarrassment

>>40586252
>Look at your reflection in the mirror: does it look like you are doing enough? You are God's mistake. Mend it.
Motivating hopefuel desu

hmmmmmm so eepy and chilli. so nice to be able to relax at night with stomach full of sandwich after a day of work :)

>>40588090
>hmmmmmm so eepy and chilli. so nice to be able to relax at night with stomach full of sandwich after a day of work :)
>stomach full of sandwich

>>40587501
Why do you use a site that allows for illegal content? I can tell by your image.

>>40587501
>sexual dimorphism
Has little to do with this, but I can explain it in those terms, if that’s easier to understand: Supplementing testosterone typically reduces the amount of estrogen ovaries are able to produce, to the amount cis men are generally able to naturally produce with their anatomy.
Regardless, I’m unironically all aboard a psyop to turn trans men into juiceheads. Just realize that when you start pulling things out of your ass, people might correct them. Simple as.

>>40588261
Trans "men" should be turned into pregnant housewives

>>40585086
magpie lul. my family name is derived from the word and they are everywhere around here so i know how curious and funny they can be

Who has the bigger dicks - anons, namefags or tripfags?

..........................

>>40588412
Tripcodes changed since i was last here, huh?

>>40588439
who are you

>>40588110
i was just saying what was in my head before i went to bed. i swear it wasn't bait. not the guy into vore, just another person.

>>40588513
i'm the guy into vore
i was saying you were baiting me
because i'm into vore
nonny

>>40588501
Me

I came here to tell the people who keep calling me dead that I'm not dead. I just left 4chan because I've gotten too old to deal with the drama. Occasionally I do check the archives for fun tho.

That's all. Goodbye!

>>40588527
;---; ok understandable. have a nice day/night

>>40588555
TERJE?

>>40588618
Yup thats him. I wish he'd post his face more instead of avatarfagging with some blonde lesbian all the time

>>40578100 (OP)
5,7 130 because your retarded

I love pulling my dick out over top my boxers

>>40585536
he was groomed into that
>>40585822
>xe's too retarded to know nobody likes xim and xe gets banned from everything for a reason
no retard hes a troll who thrives off negative attention and youre giving him jus that

>>40588555
>I just left 4chan because I've gotten too old to deal with the drama.
>4chan
>drama
>acts like they're leaving so they can silently lurk
>mask in pics
Please shut your bitch ass up, no1curr

>>40588555
Are you pregnant? If you don't show a timestamp of your tummy I'm going to assume so

>>40579583
there's a lot of crossover between gigapooner phenotype and cis man with growth disorder phenotype
i've been fooled by many <5'3 actors with frog voice and baby faces but they were literally all cis men

True or false: Some trans men were born and built to be pregnant

>>40590150
Only trenders

>>40588261
Too bad you got no sources for that, copechan. You know it, I know it.
Let's talk about what we can all agree upon instead. Have you gone to the gym yet?
Are you slowly turning into a fat little slob of hair? Why? You can clearly see that you are too small for your frame. All that T is turning into waste. You are blending yourself into a piece of furniture with all the energy and focus that T gives you.
The clock is ticking, the bones are deteriorating and you are doing nothing.
The shortest guys bulk the fastest, and you don't even care about it.
You are too small and fat, you know it, I know it. There is so much work to be done and you are sitting here reading my post.
>>40587622
>>40587638
Don't care.
Take your T.

>>40588555
have you seen the terje gloves vore comic?

breedable miss tarja

i think i unironicaly gave myself brain damage with alcohol/caffeine/energy drink abuse and a constant cycle of oversleeping and undersleeping. so far im not showing any intellectual impairments but everything feels so fast compared to me and my brain is barely processing it. im so lethargic and i constantly feel this weird pressure inside of my skull and everything feels so loud and obnoxious. brain damaged tranny award

New thread

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>>40590833
You have inflammation

>>40590878
makes sense. im probably not gonna do anything about it unless it gets really bad

>>40585086
Shrikes are cool

>>40585086
my neighbours made a place for birds near my house. its like a small area with trees where they dump food for birds. theres so many of them in there like literal swarms and theres always corpses of birds nearby some fresh and some skeletal bc i guess they also get eaten by other birds. i like poking and proding the bird corpses, ive thought of taking one of the dead birds home and dissecting it. i like shoebills because they terrify me

i know you're all gaydens but i need help
>friend randomly messages me asking if i can grow facial hair
>"some. why"
>apparently he knows a baddie who likes "nerdy trans men" (kek) and she also likes facial hair on guys
>but apparently i need to have rizz
>sends me her instagram
>cis bi girl, shorter than me
>she looks like red-haired sydney sweeney
>she's extremely out of my league
>his plan is to lock us in a room together with alcohol at his upcoming halloween party in october
wtf do i do
i need to everythingmaxx hard in the next 3 months

>>40591284
Hmmmm maybe you should just have sex with your friend instead he sounds cute

>>40591284
Shave a few times now, so the facial hair grows in a bit better for Oct,

>>40591284
I'm giving it about 6 months until you realise you're a gayden too

>>40591347
why do other ftms try and assign queerness to straight cis passing trans guys?

>>40578100 (OP)
If ftms put as much effort into their appearance as mtfs we'd be so much better. Too many ftms think it's manly to be low effort and hideous. Sure it's a trait associated with men but why only pick up the negative male traits then be a woman otherwise?

>>40591358
She's not cis passing and has a womanly personality

>>40591358
>passing
lol sure dood

>>40591373
I don't have problems passing. Sounds like a skill issue if you do.

>>40591325
i shave once per week anyway. wish i didn't but my family would start questioning me otherwise.
>>40591358
anon they're cis chasers not ftms.
>>40591347
people have been saying this to me for close to 2 years and nothing has changed. how new are you?

>>40591284
>masteron (can cause balding)
>minox
>some corticosteroids cause increased hair growrh
>bimatoprost

>>40591405
I would be willing to bet serious money on you detransing in the next 5 years.

>>40591405
cis chasers are fucking mental. in other news saw a roof with about 20 magpies on it this morning. saw you liked corvids yesterday

>>40591405
If your family isn't questioning you, you aren't cis passing

>>40591452
My dad corrected me on "sitting like a woman" "holding your phone like a girl" "don't play with your hair" for a solid two years. It worked though.

shoudl i get more lighters

Ftmg should be renamed to little dood general

>>40591445
what are you going to spend with your unlost money in 5 years anon.
>>40591450
oh shit, nice! my dad hates magpies and unironically wants to shoot them all. i think they're cool but i don't like how they disrupt the songbird population.
>>40591452
at no point did i say i passed, untwist your panties. i actively say i don't pass and people here get mad at me and call me BDD.

>>40591463
You sound like you've got a good dad, it's a shame you're a failure of a daughter who will never give him grandkids

the trolls in this thraed are so unoriginal its just the same "DOOD YOU ARE BREEDABLE. YOU ARE BREEDABLE AND SHORT. YOU ARE SHORT AND HAVE A VAGINA" slop over and over again. none of it cuts deeply or makes me genuinely dysphoric. it doesnt even make me angry, just kind of vaguely annoyed. really sad

>>40591481
>Totally not triggered btw

>>40591471
Magpies are excellent birds, although have witnessed one merc a blue tit. was no expecting to see it just. Explode. When the magpie decided it was gonna fuck with it.
>>40591476
He's an excellent dad, we're gonna go grab a beer later and watch our local ice hockey team practice.

>>40591489
am i not right tho

>>40591471
>people here get mad at me and call me BDD.
Humblebrag. You think you pass.

>>40591471
>what are you going to spend with your unlost money in 5 years anon.
Speak english. I just know, okay?

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>>40591548