Thread 40578566

Faggots have intestinal parasites.

>>40578562
>some of us jerk off to dan's pics
lmao share which ones gets you off

training a belgian malinois to piss in timurs mouth

>>40578539
Show albums r u famous

>>40578584
>bitch mad i can eat a gallon of ice cream without getting fat while she's eating dulcalax like they're skittles.

>>40578592
yo don't scare justin off. he just on the low low since diddy so hot right now.

My pants are off.

>>40578611
fo real doh

>>40578618
Try again

>>40578618
Ok now I want you to do a little dance and wiggle your arse to get me in the mood. Really throw your back into it

>>40578618
lol

>>40578585
fond of this gem
https://ibb dot co/rKjptdN0

is it weird to sleep in the same clothes you wore out all day? like your work clothes?

>>40578638
I don't obey commands

>>40578650
why are you scared of just posting it in the thread?

>>40578658
What if I play some salty Russian dance music? Then you'll have to dance it's in your nature to move to the enticing rhythms of Masha babushka and her sultry ways

>>40578694
the thought of you unironically playing this out in your head before posting it kek

AI athlete edition

>>40578655
depends, i've gone to work then went out for drinks, not coming home then going straight to work the next day in the same clothes and i dont see anything wrong with it, i work in an office though so i'm not sweating or doing anything too wild to make them dirty, i think its a little different if your work clothes are like being sweated in a lot or getting filthy throughout the day

>>40578707
https://voca.ro/18fQl6UUxDht

>>40578709
i need all three of them for maximum team synergy. at the same time.

>>40578718
neck yourself

>>40578714
sometimes i come home covered in shit from manual labor all day and pass out.

>>40578731
https://voca.ro/14G4O1JXzmyh

>>40578611
>pic
so true tho

Should I get Balos, Magmax, Glideride 3, or Glideride Max?

>>40578751
Holy shit i'm laughing so hard at this, very funny slayer

>>40578736
that's understandable, tho you do shower before you go to work the next day right and have a change of clothes too?

>>40578655
sleeping in clothes is weird so yes

>>40578736
you don't care for all that dirt and stuff getting on your sheets or lounge?

oh great the eight hour roadside podcast is beginning

i want to look at slayers asshole

>>40578782
remember last time when you said you didn't like being seen as gay? i do

>>40578779
i always shower before work, but don't always wash my hair.

feels weird a lot of people in gigi hate slayer because of his vocaroos but i don't listen to them or anyone elses so i don't know what he's saying in them to make him so hated

>>40578785
savage
>>40578789
no i just wash them periodically or buy new ones. it's just me so i don't really care and i don't plan on bringing anyone over either.

>>40578817
>keep an eye out for how casual i am for not bothering keeping up with the thread drama
okay

i make black turtle brownies. aka, brownies with walnuts and a caramel drizzle in honor of the best slayer. the one who entered the tower.

>hey guys theres a tranny posting in that tranny thread that I alone am always in for some completely normal reason that has nothing to do with me being a tranny-
>lets talk about trannies some more
>here is another opinion on trannies
>so now you guys are talking about goat herding in Thailand?
>heres how that relates to trannies-
>snort snort snort

>>40578848
keep in mind this anon for sure don't care about trannies, this is just a joke

>>40578860
oh definitely
>you see trannies are actually straight men like me on this gay general and tranny thread at the same time but I am not a tranny or gay because I don't suck dicks I just defend gays and transplain everything and and and slurp slurp slurp

>>40578796
no

whats bro yapping about now

>>40578886
maybe you should

>>40578856
Ten bucks says this was just posted in a tranny thread five minutes ago

>>40578910
fuck

Someone play Palworld or Mario Kart World with me. Or Marvel Rivals.

Thank you.

all shit games

>>40578897
>i don't wear rainbow suspenders
This is why i dislike you so much, you're literally a carbon copy of a straight guy. You hate being seen as gay, you think you have to choose between being a flamboyant faggot or a super straight because you're unironically too retarded to have a personal opinion that doesn't just mimic whatever the popular internet opinion is

>>40578924
he better be voiced by wesley snipes

>>40578948
Let him cook. I like hearing how his every rant devolves into some fantasy about gays and troons. Anything to deflect his attention from the realization that no one likes him online or offline.

stumbling through the dark rambling to no one covered by blood sucking vermin. what a winner

>>40578948
https://voca.ro/183qoxlJIzfi

>>40578972
You're projecting so hard right now
>the reason why you're here is because you're afraid of people judging you
Kek, don't know a single thing about me but this for sure is something relevant to me and not just your fears

don't really care for all this

>"I'm not gay"
>"if.. I would go back to dating women"
>dating
>would go back to
the mask just keeps slipping

>>40579019
https://voca.ro/1gbN0fiXo2vc

>>40579116
did you think you were going to dodge the hate just because you went for voice notes instead of using a name?

Hi

>>40579137
keep in mind marina posted this, it's so important that you know that

>>40579130
https://voca.ro/1ffYyrkG7qGb

Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the supermassive

>>40579147
Yes!! I did

trip or no trip, if you cultivate a personality here then you're a bonafide loser, plenty people here pseudotrip by avatar fagging or vocaroos, will do anything to get other anons to remember them

>>40579148
just stop yapping and take it you fucking retard
>voice notes?
>whats vocie notes?
Says the guy that posts nothing but vocaroo links. Pretending to be rerarded is just being retarded, friendly reminder

>>40579149
it's crazy how muse was good and then one day woke up and decided to stop making good music. why do bands do that

>>40579166
ill always remember you anon

How is/was your Friday? <3

hooooooooold you here in my arms....
i just wanted to hooooold you heeere in myyyy arms....

>>40579188
big fan of being able to read your old posts you fucking furry

I love older men so much it's actually insane, holy shit

>>40579181
i feel this way about coldplay

>muse
>coldplay
holy boomer hours

>>40579202
same………

>>40579169
https://voca.ro/1ol1RLeZq61k

>>40579227
someone please post one of the photos of clapping lmao

>>40579225
https://voca.ro/1llhF1oVI3ac

Has anyone worked for H&R Block? I’ve heard some mixed things from forums and such.

>>40579239
i know you desperately want me to explain how I'm shitting on you but i honestly don't really feel like helping you. Maybe just try not being so slow?

>>40579257
https://voca.ro/1d3JFzNvfkqf

*sages my bussy* so my hookup has a spiritual experience when he comes over

How do people actually meet each other in a gay bar?

I'm going to one for the first time ever (the stonewall actually) and im retarded

>>40579202
I feel like when you people say older men, you just mean 27-40....
I doubt any of you are getting with 50+ year olds or someone your dad's age

i listen to system and korn

I love it when a guy is kind of geriatric like 32 years old

>>40579302
That's why we said older men and not decrepit mummies

>>40579281
>Sounds wimpy to mee
I just don't know dude, it's 2025 yet still here you are actively deciding to be a cringe bisexual just because you're scared of being a gay lmao

>>40579292
well the stonewall is basically a tourist landmark at this point and people are not really going to go there to pick people up. just go there and enjoy the atmosphere and chat.

the good news is there are 9409024094 gay bars in new york elsewhere where people are looking to meet each other. and it's pretty simple. you look at them, they look at you, you return the look, maybe start a conversation? it's not very hard.

if you want to jump in the deep end you can go to the eagle and just watch what they do (but seeing as you are a baby homo, do not actually do this)

sucks having a female inner child stuck in this masculine body, I can totally understand what our trans sisters and brothers are going through

>>40579304
that's cool. i like deftones

>>40579304
both suck
>>40579330
they were good in the 90s

>>40579292
you just drink and vibe, you can either sit back and wait for people to approach you or you can be more proactive, be wary of creeps that will latch onto any sign they perceive as interest on your part, dont maintain eye contact with anyone you dont like and you should be fine.

>>40579335
you don't like their newer stuff?

deftones are for the bitches

>>40579338
straight guy btw

>>40579344
I just cant get into old men making music. Every musician should retire in their 30's and shut the fuck up.

>>40579318
https://voca.ro/18DsqpZtZwfP

>>40579354
i think there are some genres where the musicians only get interesting when they get older (blues, jazz, etc) but fair enough i guess

the cure is old and they still make good music imo

>>40579338
many bottoms are virgins, Shiza is the virgin mary of Poland, shes never going to get her bussy popped, she's celibate for Jesus

>>40579354
some musicians age like fine wine

Gay guys that pass as straight are the only attractive ones

>>40579378
you don't pass as straight or even male

gau guys who pass gas are the only attractive ones

Why are some of you so creepy

>>40579362
it especially affects women, all women as soon as they have a baby their music becomes insanely worst

>>40579397
does bjork have a kid? she's old and i still like her work

>>40579384
You're saying this to the most masc guy here.

>>40579369
https://voca.ro/1cS0BEhw5Dkr

>>40579338
I prefer older tops so it's not over for me like it will be for shiza soon

>>40579400
bjork hasn't a good album since Vespertine (2001), if we're being honest

But actually I'm not a bottom I'm verse I do it all because I actually have diversity

>>40579400
bork has one kid iirc

So I enjoy older bottoms too because they are like people first and not bottom or top most people do like either I think if it come down to it because really if your attractive like I am people would do anything with you

>>40579407
https://voca.ro/1jlY9TFCcyzD

the only diversity you have is a diversity of STIs

>>40579413
>>40579407
>>40579395
keep in mind mr pancakes really want you to know he posted these, very important

>>40579423
I just cant imagine a 17yo fucking a 40yo bottom and enjoying it, but that was your life sis

With shiza it's like
>Lights off hole

>>40579409
i personally liked Utopia but i like arca's production style and that was basically just an arca album with bjork on it.

>>40579292
make eye contact and say hi how’s your night? as the other poster said don’t be afraid to disengage with creeps

>>40579435
post a selfie kek

>>40579425
You are attractive to me I think and I don't even know what's you look like xD

>>40579430
It is very enjoyable to fuck a man sorry you aren't attracted to men maybe you'll enjoy mtfg instead

>>40579434
yeah she's done interesting things in music and is creative...but I just don't find her music that listenable anymore

>>40579454
what type of musicians are you listening to now?

>>40579302
Owo my ex was older than my dad

>>40579425
Mr pancakes got with underage tops too and bragged about it, she hater her 40yo ex years ago and only is interested in him now because she's poz and it's her only option.

>>40579466
Hey that's not true I have had many offers from younger type guys but I don't think about it because i choose to go with an older guy but it's not what you think

>>40579453
>>40579465
this is gd btw, make sure you don't forget!

i’m so intensely bored

Younger type guys can't resist the bug I'm sorry to say it's true

why does he take his name off how retarded can a person be

>>40579492
God is always watching

What does the name "gd" stand for?

>>40579505
I'd honestly prefer if you roped yourself unironically

Your all just jealous I have many jealous haters itt

>>40579513
gaydead isn’t it ironic

>>40579513
ginkle dinkle

>>40579519
That's right

he was making fun of the gay death meme and then god hit him with 8 extra levels of it

>>40579533
I'm not gaydead I am full of life

>>40579369
uhhh

he got it so bad he has to be a paypig for hiv+ indian cock

>>40579539
I wish you weren't sometimes

>>40579548
My eyes are blue are you jealous or what

>>40579539
full of aids more like

Me autistic? how did you know?

where is my bf

>>40579566
That's a vicious rumour it's not even true it's just like they say about skunk larpers

>>40579569
I was trying eyeliner to looks gothic it worked for me if I was skinny and shaved you would all be bowing down

>>40579590
I was being a silly billy there caught me..

>>40579463
I have very eclectic taste. Thank god for Spotify though.

>>40579590
Owo is this what you want

>>40579601
>>40579613
Yes you know me so well! love a silly billy type of guy xD

>>40579619
Notice how he hides his head shape with tranny angles now that I've bullied him into submission

>>40579619
Kek

Do you guys want to see my Funko pops

do you think they gave dan a pink hole when they reconstructed it?

>>40579643
URETHRA!

>>40579648
he’s posted it it’s pink

>>40579643
your teeth are really weird, you should keep your mouth closed

>>40579643
Look at this guy full of personality, maybe you should try that too dan?

>>40579670
Grim

Is larry OK?

>>40579678
Start being mean towards thw eewfags for me

My teeth just need a cleaning because their stained there's literally nothing wrong with them

>>40579668
some of us don’t need gimmicks

>>40579686
he killed himself

statsforspotify.com

>>40579712
I saw that article, what a waste

I sent someone this pic and they said wow you look like a model LOL

>>40579726
do i win anything

I want to hurt myself a little bit but I really shouldn't desu
I hate being in love with a guy who seems to be indifferent to me
he's such a wonderful guy but he hasn't spoken to me in over five years and I have no idea why and it keeps gnawing at me
I wish I could've told him how I felt before he stopped talking to me
hurting myself feels so much better

With this pic as well>>40579742
He said you look like a model

>>40579677
bottom music?

>>40579743
top music?

>>40579745
>5 years
>and you'e still obsessed with him

this is next level psychopathy

>>40579743
>black metal
>dark ambient
>southern hip hop
>gangster rap
>hip hop
>jazz rap

are you black? or mulatto?

>>40579606
i recognize grouper, bjork, nick drake, joni mitchell, wye oak. so not completely!

>>40579677
french or just really into french music?
i used to hate trance but randomly something clicked. i listened to the newest evian christ album and now i enjoy it a lot

>>40579766
it's not psychopathy it's true love

>>40579767
ok tranny

>>40579756
yeah
>>40579779
mixed

>>40579742
>>40579750
very important to gd for everyone to remember that he's still here

>>40579785
I like french music, does something to my brain...
I am part french
I listen to trance/ambient/new age when sleeping so that's probably why they appear as top tracks

>>40579726
vers top music

>>40579787
if you think recreational estrogen is more embarrassing than this bs you have going on youre delulu

>>40579779
anon do you think black metal and dark ambient are about the skin color of the musicians

>>40579809
>recreational estrogen
yeah that is exceedingly cringe lmfao
being in love with a guy is normal, "recreationally" being a tranny is not

my mom would always play Enya around the house as a baby, child, teen to create a calm atmosphere
it's probably why I cant stand noisy places and feel out of place around loud obnoxious people as an adult

>>40579820
>being in love with a guy is normal
sure
being in love with a guy who hasn't talked to you in 5 years and you're too cucked to reach out though?

>>40579805
i have some francophone family but i don't know much french music at all. i like oklou and eddy de pretto i guess.

if you like ambient/trance for sleep you should try a musician called Malibu, she has a radio show every month that's like that called united in flames. i love her work https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7LBXOJLMH8&pp=ygUObWFsaWJ1IG1peHRhcGU%3D

>>40579830
Love having shiza drag the thread vibes down with self pitty. Huge fan

>>40579841
idk what that means, anyway dont get feisty with me pansy im barely awake rn

I don't have Spotify but this is what the first few songs on my YouTube mix thing is

>>40579841
I don't think xe is pitying at all

>>40579830
I have reached out, but he hasn't responded
love doesn't stop if it's unreciprocated, and true love burns just as hot in his absence

>>40579849
can't say i expected you to understand any of that

>>40579853
surely screenshotting would be easier than taking a picture of your screen

imagine being such a nasty slut that you let someone with hiv cum inside you

>>40579849
esl moment

>>40579862
you seem worried about aids, are you still working on your first time?

i would literally kill a bottom for tricking me into fucking their toxic hole and because i live in florida they would make me a state senator for doing it

>>40579874
are you okay?

>>40579872
pozzed fag detected

>>40579879
is anyone?

>>40579859
no it was pretty easy actually I'm posting on my phone so I just had to take the pic

>>40579879
no but what does that have to do with anything

>>40579853
blah blah blah you have a special obsession for the drama of it all like every other vapid faggot

>>40579870
idk maybe some commas would help

>>40579891
just curious about your well being anon

>>40579885
my dad seems to consistently having a great time but he's a narcissist and not super smart or anything so it's probably pretty easy for him

>>40579892
your the evaporated faggot

shiza would run the hell out of a motel 6 housekeeping department

Shiza wants to remind everyone he's still here

his specialty would be unclogging cum filled drains with his mouth

>recreational estrogen

What does it mean?

if you actually fr love some dude who ghosted you 5 years ago you genuinely belong in a looney bin, this is hysterical foid behavior

>>40579907
real

>>40579907
there's something so weird about actively deciding to simp for retards like that

>>40579921
it's tranny cope

>>40579922
>huuurrrr only women have BPD
gas poland

>>40579947
you might be slow

>>40579926
>>40579954

pooftahs seething cuz i keep it real

>>40579960
you will never be a negress

>>40579955
big fan of finally getting the recondition i deserve

>>40579974
He is spiritually

*knock knock knock* housekeebink

imagine being from a third world country like poland tho
imagine what it would do to one's psyche
i can only offer pity

>>40579987
second*

delta

anyway you will never have me feeling bad about living in the last bastion of law, order and european values

>>40579992
what's the difference

>>40580007
well its cold war terminology so take a guess

>>40580007
first world was the capitalist countries second was the communist bloc third world was non aligned shitholes

>>40580005
>me when I'm good boy doing what I'm told to do

>>40579987
Poland isn't bad just a lot of rude unfriendly people

Friday is still shitty bitch day. I’ll leave yall to it.

>>40580050
better to be a good boy than a good goy

>>40580057
do you own a thong?

>>40580057
I'd get upset too if i was stuck with a face like yours

I wish I had a bf I could talk to about things that hurt in my heart and he could tell me he still loves me and that it's ok and he's there for me and we could cuddle and it'd be warm and nice and safe and I could cry and maybe he'd get a little hard but that's ok bc tops are like that

Now this is a sexy man

>>40580082
ok ugly bitter. <3

>>40580095
cute cope

I'm from the first world and Uhm not europe

>>40580091
>I could cry and maybe he'd get a little hard but that's ok bc tops are like that
thank you for understanding

>>40580101
no reason to cope happily partnered pretty confident and cum in a hole every time ugly bitter <3

the way i am now, i would not be able to protect him.

>>40578566 (OP)
i want a hubby but i live in a homophobic country :'(

Stop negging Dan. He's the only gay man we have here, the rest are bi and trannies

>>40580116
>me pretending like you're not coping so hard right now
very cool try buddy

>>40580141
ok babe :)

>>40580149
>too dumb to stick up for yourself
what a classic :)

imagine being so rattled by comments that you need to prove to 4chan that you have some sort of normal life. as if having sex makes you special or something

>>40580155
I have no reason to argue with you you are less than :)

Dan is rattling the shitty bitches again

>>40580160
Incel also >>40580116
Anal is rape the anus was not made or evolved to accommodate a penis so you are practicing domestic abuse

>>40580168
Some people might think you'd stand up for you self when you get shit talked

cooper is the only guy in norway on disability for obesity

>>40580186
but your posts are so tired babe

>have no reason to argue
>does it anyway

Dan looks like he has rabies

I love how I don’t have to specify who shitty bitches are they just bite the hook

sometimes i wish i could just pick up people with one hand like a roll of paper and fucking smack them against a wall for hours and then tell the officers "oh how could i possibly physically do that!!!?"

>>40580191
Not gonna lie, I'm a huge fan of you still thinking about me

>i have to go back to my life guys x
>still here arguing

Let's all see what's possible

>>40580238
>still here arguing
>me when i expect serious conversation from a 4chan thread

bro really thinks he's done something lol

Arguing with Dan is like arguing with Travis the chimp

>>40580246
very cute

You decide: Sexy jacked viking (like The Northman) or sexy jacked vampire (like Alucard from Castlevania)?

wait are yall seriously mad

>>40580299
alucard

Hello hello good morning everyone
>>40579726
idk what any of these genres are
>>40578584
The goa'uld desu
>>40580299
I love skarsgård but I'm going with alucard every day of the week

>>40580311
>I'm not mad you guys are!
kek

need gbf

>>40580329
>Wanted to barbecue one of her ribs and rape her at knifepoint while she cried

>>40580329
omg he's perfect...

>>40580329
okay but he has oil money sis

>>40580373
Which is exactly the problem we all know he eats hookers

Imagine being cooked and eaten by a top

i be farting like crazy after some iced coffee

Every time we lie awake

>>40580393
he earned those hookers

I just smoked weed out of a chinese guy’s ass

>>40580438
Cumtown bit

Need a gooner bf bad

>>40580447
gooning didn't even exist as a term until like 2022 this nigga is larping

>>40580438
so very funny anon

>>40580459
He says he's 20 years old so the timeline matches up

what are you listening to rn

>>40580469
Black Sabbath

>>40580472
>>40580472
>>40580472

>>40580459
but you know you can apply this term retroactively right?

>>40580471
rip ozzie

>>40580487
Yeah he was the man

what was gooning before the term was coined?