Thread 40580472

>>40580472 (OP)
first thing first, I'm the realest

femboy gay sex >.<

>>40580502
we get carried away at the end of the day

>>40580472 (OP)
lowkey brown eyes like this is so pretty on a guy might be cuter than blue eyes cuz it gives puppy-energy

extreme similarities between loren from 90 day fiance and slayershirt

>>40580543
exactlyyy ppl think im crazy for liking brown eyes over blue

>>40580551
keep in mind shiza posted this!

Took us less than 200 years to go from horses to quantum computers. The narrative that we are the first technology advanced civilization is ridiculous and everyone knows it deep down.

>>40580564
>Took us less than 200 years to go from horses to quantum computers. The narrative that we are the first technology advanced civilization is ridiculous and everyone knows it deep down.
niggawhat

where are all these ants coming from

>>40580575
sugar in my pants

>>40580575
They're probably really busy let them work

>>40580591
>let them work
Honestly can't imagine wasting the only life i get to live on this earth at a j*b

>oliver bearman
>bear man
>is a twink
what did they mean by this

ever had cybersex?

>>40580608
I unironically love my job and would be a whole lot unhappier without it. Gives me purpose and a creative outlet

Hmmm water does taste a little bit different when you drink it with a Spoon.

It gets my nipples a little bit too hard when I drinking water with a spoon.

>>40580615
like having sex with my computer? I'd never!

do you guys eat rice with a spoon or chopsticks

>>40580644
fork?

>>40580644
spoon

>>40580644
fork are you some kind of savage

i hope he likes it when i make happy bottom noises

>>40580646
>>40580657
uncultured white people i swear

>>40580644
i eat most things with fork

i want to eat ass

>>40580654
shiza if you lived in a big donkey kong barrel would you be a sweaty gundam pilot and you could only eat peanut butter and protein shakes and I could swing you around in a circle in a flowery meadow inside a dream?

spoon for grainy food fork for chunky food its simpleee

>>40580697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7RgN9ijwE4

the only thing that could convince me to use chopsticks is a south chinese bitch with a fat ass

spoon for cum desu

need tall north chinese bf

>>40580706
Classic internet bideo

Mmph oh fuck I drink so much fluids. I drink so much fluids I’m wet. What if I become Liquid? Like Liquid from Metal Gawr Solid?

>>40580722
so true

more like Metal gear pseudointellectualslop lmao!!!

top hole, plz

>>40580747
forbidden fruit if you think about it

need chinese obama bf

https://youtube.com/watch?v=u5mk1cNjlyA

>>40580747
come get it

wake up homos

So sick of morning wood

>>40580927
oh no your dick is healthy what a disaster

>>40580954
well

>>40580927
one day it will stop and you'll regret this

>>40580954
>t. salty eunuch

>>40580963
dude are you a literal fucking retard THAT IS SARCASM

>>40580990
And you thought I was calling you a eunuch for real? The gworls are very touchy this morning. I think I'll come back later. Toodles!

lol

There’s nothing like waking up to a superchub's freshly waxed butt in your face

>>40580564
Reptilians are real they have been a known threat for thousands of years this is a farming planet they are herding us for our blood

gay obama be like uuuh people of america....uuh let me be queer

I've seen the draco reptilians drinking blood but I don't know if the green ones do but it's likely
Also Australia is full of reptilians but there are less on the surface of the planet in the north

omg my snapchat is stuck on a video of Winona dancing to Madonna I was gonna send to my friend and even if I force stop snapchat completely it still opens up with the same video of winona dancing I literally can't do anything I'm gonna have to reinstall this shit

I don't know the scope of how many and who has been replaced but I know they can do it and we often shift dimensions as well due to et tech

I have nothing against anime or JRPGs. But my absolute least favorite genre of person are giga-weebs who exclusively consume anime-style content. They only watch anime, they only play Japanese games, the only music they like is anime or video game soundtracks (or mayyyybe kpop/jpop). They live in one of those weeb gamer dungeons with anime figurines and labubus everywhere. I met a few of these types in university and even more online and they’re all literal children. They put marvelslop enjoyers to shame with how retarded they are.

>reptile shows up to replace you and harvest your blood
Wwyd

>>40580644
hands

Can someone give me a quick rundown on this

>>40581050
Obama is gay tho?

Obama is gay everyone knows Michelle is a lizard (male) shapeshifting

>>40581115
Nah, he black.

>>40581076
Nobody likes Winona Ryder except you

>>40580543
>>40580562
Uhm anyway

>>40581163
el pupperino

>brown eyes looks like dogs
No blue eyes looks like dogs (pure breeds) brown eyes looks like shitbulls

See he looks the most like dogs

what are we even talking about

Another episode of shiza being contrarian and shaming his family
>Actually I like the tree bark color that is the most common and dominant color because I like when things are drab and samey and I want that for Poland too

>>40580773
maybe i will

>>40581181
>>40581199
Sir, you are a zoophile.

>>40581206
Those are puppies over twelve weeks by then you might as well get rid of them they're losing their cuteness

>>40581206
Reptilians. Do you notice things in Poland? I wonder if there's anything about them in culture there.

Brown eyes are cute and green eyes are scury and blue eyes are pretty

I really think being a gay sex tambourine is chinese just like Dragon Ball and Goku had blue eyes remember?

>>40581259
>chinese
Chinese people don't have blue eyes they have black eyes

>>40581264
but it’s chinese

>>40581133
:( then what do you like anon?
>>40581143
I said they gave puppy-energy not that they look like literal puppies moron
>>40581250
>green eyes are scury
im sorry

>>40581216
ok but when we say some guy has puppy eyes we probably mean the common image of a puppy not your aryan hitlerjugend newborn puppies

>>40581163
This dog looks like it can talk or something I'm not petting THAT

if shiza headbutted me to death until my head was nothing more than goopy chunks of gore, then at least I would have experienced one happy moment on this cuntshitfaggotfuck of an earth.

How are they giving puppy If they don't resemble puppies that's like if I said randomly slayer gives doll energy and it's like where

>>40581275
>Common image of a puppy should have blue eyes the reason why Google))(( doesnt show blue eyes it's because you know why

If you could press one button and makes the world Aryan would you shiza

>>40581289
omg you guys are actually autistic. Like they look cute and innocent and as if there's not a single bad thought in their head and I just want to play with their hair

>>40581294
nah sorry i hate jews but im not a retard obsessed with blonde hair and blue eyes

I bet he would because he's a nazi I would suspect you to likes blue eyes but no surprise you likes brown when polish people are often that shade and your a supremacists

>>40581303
they have to be white tho for it to be special

shizer is a nazer

>>40581250
what about Hazel eyes

>>40581322
Hazel is like they want to be blue so bad but they arent

>>40581302
Would that make Africans white too? Like everything still looks African but they look scandis?

>>40581309
But blonde hair blue eyes is angelic brown hair brown eyes is mousey

>>40581328
I meant hazel green

hazel is like pick a side bitch

raWr xD

>>40581329
Yes it would be like this

>>40581336
yes exactly

>>40581342
Ikr nobody likes fence sitters

>>40581346
hmm idk I feel like it would make blonde blue eyes people feel less special you know? Where's the fun in that

mental illness gen

>>40581238
Now post the one where the cat shoots up a school with a piss gun.

>>40581414
I don't have it

Being trans is actually pretty funny when you think about it. This is because it’s guys who change into girls but they still look like guys. This incongruity is cause for much humour indeed.

>>40581372
But which mental illness do I have? What’s my fucking problem? No I won’t go to therapy.

>>40581428
>guys who change into girls but they still look like guy
Dat's muh fetish! >_<

Why you don’t have a husband yet?

>>40581484
I don’t know who cares I’ll probably just kill myself

have you ever been banned from grindr

be gay!

>>40581108
when I was 15 in the twilight hours of the night one tried to take over my body, it had a device that put my body into sleep paralysis

oh nvn

Guys I really need to shit who wants it

those reptilian aliens go around at night with their little remote control tazer device that causes humans to go into sleep paralysis with one jolt, it was scary the way it felt, made my body feels like pins and needles for a few seconds and then my body felt like it was stuck in a bowl of jello, i remember screaming but nothing would come out of my mouth

>>40581528
Yeah some fuckers always reported me when I was underage on there lul

>>40581428
many trans people just look like girls, of course the passing ones wouldn't be posing on a site like 4chan lmao so yo just get the bottom of the barrel who show up here

>>40581574
Nah gng they all look like men show me a single one who passes

>>40581428
a man in a dress is the oldest joke in the world and whats even funnier is all the retarded women supporting and welcoming these sissyhypno addicted gooner autogynophiles into their toilets so they can live out their fetish 24/7

>>40581582
https://www.redditp.com/r/Ladyboys/

>>40581567
i would have invited you over for milk and cookies

bro is rly gooning to these trannies and wanted to show us :X

>>40581601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SXvaveAsdk

troon chasers are either old ugly loser men or completely insane younger men

>>40581619
I was just giving examples, trannies, ladyboys, femboys, or sissies do nothing for me
i look at them as my little sister

>>40581631
wow u just made it extra creepy grats

>>40581627
they are hurt men

>>40581591
>toilets
I feel like there's barely any gendered bathrooms left where I live. You obsess over stone age shit

post a song you recently heard that you fuck with...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55GbD6_AdKc

I wonder if he ever thinks about me
if he remember fondly the time we had together
I wonder why he stopped talking to me
was it bc of something I said? maybe I was too clingy? he said once that I'm like a retarded puppy when I'm drunk and idk if that means he thought I was cute
he also shoved me against a wall and choked me and stared me down then laugh at me for liking it, and that doesn't seem like straight guy behavior
what if he was attracted to me a bit but hated the idea so he just got rid of me
I'd forgive him regardless if the reason, I've already forgiven him for anything he could do. I love him so much

>>40581616
Mmmh I loved boymilk freshly mouth milked back then (still do) :3

>>40581684
https://youtu.be/z4RAI3jQy9k?si=27Ygk0ys-HgxxvAR

>>40581716
that's just how straight guys are...
they drop the gay shit each time a girl comes around
makes you feel like there was never anything between you in the first place

>>40581684
https://youtu.be/m9kZ1XQPBJs

>>40581739
ughhhh I think about that night a lot though, I froze up and didn't do anything and he said it was because I liked it but it really was bc of panic
if I could've reacted freely, I would've caressed his arm or reached for his chest
I regret not being more forward about my feelings for him, I didn't want to hurt the relationship or make him feel uncomfortable but in the end it fell apart anyway so who knows maybe I should have been more open with everything
men are just so confusing
and then there's my ex who was a rapist pedo, another ex who also raped me, a date guy who raped me. idk why I keep putting myself in those situations and around those kind of guys but it could be because the intensity of the experience or the illusory feeling of control over what happens
not to sound to like a teenage girl, but I'm so sleepy rn idk where I was going with that though
men are so sexy but scary and dangerous and confusing

Going to start grooming bottoms into transitioning and then dumping them.

>>40581799
now do classical gas

>>40581783
once you become a victim
it's as if other guys of the same or similar pedigree notice you and want to victimize you as well
it's as if there is a large rape victim flag sticking out from your butt that makes you a target for life
i don't know how to fix it

>>40581684
https://youtu.be/hi47J3wzbQ8?si=9TvF8ispikd1_LH0

>>40581762
I honestly hate videos like that showcasing a normal family that all get along with each other, never had a family like that

Justice for Derek Chauvin!

good morning, maggots

Wypipo

>>40581841
nobody who vlogs is healthy some real sick shit has come out about channels like this

boymilk just sounds wrong. ugh even. say manmilk. M-A-N-M-I-LK. thats the the only right one

So which tripfags are pdf files?

>>40582059
xanth

>>40582059
Shiza thorny rexie cdc

>>40580644
Spoon, whoever said fork is a bloody cretin

>>40582134
fork is comfortable too desu. especially if you have big chunks of veggies and meat in your rice

>>40582037
the word man never meant male... it meant all humans of the human race of any age or gender...
"man" has never been a designated term for a male until recently

>>40582134
I'm not getting a spoon just for a side of rice when forkknife is sufficient for main dish

>>40582169
>uhm ackshually
shush

>>40582169
recently is within your entire lifetime, shut up

GROUNDBREAKING: nona discovers words can have more than one meaning

>>40582178
>>40582187
>>40582191
don't care, boymilk sounds better

it does because you're a pedo

>>40582215
So is everyone who calls their partner a BOYfriend a pedo?

>>40582215
words can have more than one meaning

only someone on estrogen would be offended by boymilk since they are trying to turn their boymilk into girlmilk which cause them to taste sour

>>40582240
>if I have to do something to be loved that's not loved

have to give to get.. that is the rule of the universe
this christian dummy really thinks he can give nothing and get a free ticket to heaven

>>40582207
Exactlyyyyy and thats on periodt

you must love others to be loved as yourself

>>40582240
oh bieber all you have to do is gimme your boycock and ur boyballs and boyasshole bby and ill love u 4evah <3

>>40582240
bro that bitch is about to take half his money

every thing that tastes good is ripe, in season, and picked fresh

no one wants old meat, rotten fruit, expired goods

>>40582240
I can smell this picture

the idea of dating some guy who has been with many other guys before me and is basically a chewed up piece of meat that has been spit out by others multiple times is really disgusting to think about

>>40582280
i wish i was smelling cock

the world will never be short of recently turned 18yo virgins
thank God for that

Thoughts on tall boys?

>>40582303
love their tall cocks

>>40582303
the problem with him is that I cant determine his race, it's sad what humans are doing by breeding with other races creating these humans who don't have any sort of distinction

imagine not looking like either of your parents, no one being able to determine your from that family or someone's son... sad

A boy I love doesn't love me back [unhappy face]

>>40582322
>plays as a woman in elden ring
troon

>>40582327
lmao me I look adopted my older brother used to joke they found me under a bridge wait...

>>40582303
Hate to say it but tall boys do give me butterflies in my tummy and make my boygina twitch especially when they standing next to me being all tall and stuff but I love short boys too :(

>>40582348
well see what happened was, my older brother killed one so they stole another to replace it like nothing happened.

>>40582303
I like them. I like short guys too just in their own way. Guys who are 6ft and like 180-200lbs can drive me nuts. I'm short btw

I so pale

Good afternoon. Woke up at 2pm. Death to all ':3' users

how many dicks did he take at diddy's parties?

Not to sound mean, but can someone explain why this straight Hispanic chad has a black gay bestie? What could they even have in common?

>>40582483
unfathomable amounts of BBC and loads he puts even steve to shame justin bieber our bottom qween

ive been mesmerized by this since yesterday. good job, ai anon :*

>>40582497
some straight guys can be fag hags too they go coocoo for a gay bestie I've seen this many times now beats me as to why

bieber has no sex appeal to me. its the same with henry cavill or chris hemsworth or timothy shalomay etc. i think its their profession. an actor or a singer is just not very sexually inspiring professions. they are just acts. its nothing compared to say a finance bro in suits on a nyc subway casually scrolling his phone or a construction worker etc. nomsayin

>>40582560
ok

>>40582240
this is such meth behaviour

>>40580644
chopsticks if its an asian restaurant but spoon otherwise

>>40582483
Would it be wrong for me to wanna see how he got blacked :3 I wonder if they taught him how to douche and take dihh and stuff like how did it all go down

>>40580644
>yt people don't know about rice spoons...

>>40582249
he just worded it poorly

>>40582680
not every rice dish is asian it would be weird to eat the ones we make here with that

>>40582249
only if you believe in equivalent exchange. the problem is you ascribing arbitrary value to things that are meaningless.

who the fuck eats rice with a fork

Thug bieber
Would you

>>40582727
Me.

>>40582270
this

Amerimutts when you don't drown everything in kilograms of garlic and onion powder and random seasoning blends with 20 clashing herbs and spices:
>wYpIpO dUn sEaSoN dEy fOoD

I am looking for a boyfriend
I live in North New Jersey/work in NY
I have a college degree and am employed
I am not diagnosed with any mental issues

If you land a decent guy stay with him.
The grass isn't greener.
There aren't plenty of fish in the sea.
The options are bad.

>>40582776
Wuts yr degree in non

Anyone else used to massage they big bros feet when he came home from soccer practice

>>40582822
mechanical engineering but I work in finance doing dev/coding stuff because I find stocks interesting

>>40582841
What is interesting about stocks to you. I loathe numbers

>>40582827
No... tell me more...

>>40582776
Age/Weight/Height/Eye color/Hair color/Race/Position/Cock size/Cut/Uncut/Pubic hair status

My fellow Americans, I have been fucked in my ass, raped dick inside my ass. Now I’m sad on the inside of my heart and there’s nothing that will ever wipe the shame away. But maybe perhaps I will eat a cheese croissant and go to sleep in my bed for 16 hours. Remember to stay hydrated and never kill yourself.

>>40582851
I think the "story" that the market as a whole tells is interesting. Following the news, especially as it relates to political/technological developments and seeing it play out in the lens of the bets people make/how those bets fare. Lots of people have hot takes on various things, but markets appeal to me because they reflect the opinions of people willing to stake them
And I like numbers

>>40582880
27
161
5'9"
br
br
mixed
side so far but vers-curious
just under 6
cut
trimmed

>>40582908
Was just curious n wanted to understand how you thought a bit better. Good for you

>>40582896
i read this out loud to my dog and when i was halfway done i looked up and she had killed herself

>>40582955
Fuck I hate it when that happens. This is why I should have been a dog and killed myself instead of getting raped gay.

>>40582972
Was it atleast a white penis that diddied ur bucci

>>40583016
Yes, in fact, everyone in my family is white.

Get it? Because wiener penis penile incest rape dick to my ass. That’s some clever shit folks.

Woo

>>40583041
You have good taste in anime dudes

When you touch foreheads and look into each other's eyes we look like cyclops

>>40583039
Beatles real love

>>40583118
Thank you

Kylie minogue padam padam

>>40583134
All my little plans and schemes
Lost like some forgotten dream

Would any of you fuck a transguy?

>>40583237
I wouldn’t rule it out.

My love of legs has become debilitatingly distracting this summer. Theyre everywhere!

>>40583162
Terrible song. Do the locomotion or in my arms are my favs
>>40583140
Real recognises real

>>40583237
nope women are revolting its only hot to see them get used as 3 holed fleshlights by straight guys in porn

>>40583330
uh based alert

I'll streak his blood across my beak
Dust my feathers with his ashes

>>40583387
Feel his ghost breathing down my back

>>40583349
Hot

>>40583237
I have never met a FtM.
I would definitely try to have a conversation with him, out of curiosity.

>>40583237
honestly ye but they would have to be pre op, no zipper tits or frankenstein meat stick stitched on.

>>40583323
My fav kylie song as of recent is the original 1990 mix of what do i have to do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TB2oXSMPl4U

>>40583237
Yeah. Some trans guys (the lesbian ones) look very masculine even before transitioning

>>40583253
>>40583483
Bipedos detected

>>40583559
only in pictures if they angle lighting filter fraud and arent next to a real man

>>40583574
Strange how it's almost exactly the same when a gay man stands next to a straight one

>>40580564
the universe is 13.8 billion years old and the earth is 4.6 billion years old. in order for us to not be the first technologically advanced civilization, there would need to be a planet older than ours that fulfills an infinitely long list of requirements to support carbon-based life. then you have to factor in extinction events and great filters. very small odds, even with up to one septillion (1 followed by 24 zeros) stars in the universe.

imagine if the bosnian genocide happened in 2025 and u had an army of republika srpska apologists going "we need to do this because the world is an unsafe place for serbs, remember jasenovac" and the united states was like "yeah ur right" and sent 8 billion dollars a year to them

Never seen a anthro company mascot I didn't want to fuck

furries are subhumans
i think we can all agree on that

>>40583630
Don't pigeonhole me. I'd dick down mr clippy in 2 sec flat. Throw some eyes on a stapler and my dick twitches

>>40583630
100%

Tiktok Shop

i wish i didn't have a hemorrhoid bros
i'm a bottom and i've only been able to suck dick since my senior year of high school because of it (just graduated college)
i'm too scared to tell my parents about it because of the implications but i'm on their health insurance until i turn 25 :(

>>40583591
>infinitely long list of requirements to support carbon-based life

its fairly short list, it needs
1. a stable liquid solvent where chemical evolution can happen
gas is too chaotic, low concentration of reagents, too high reactivity
2. continuous external energy to drive chemical reactions
3. ???
4. thats it

there are multiple possible solvents too, its not just h2o

and i would not be surprised that a high pressure liquid helium layer or similar could be a possible solvent, so that even gas giants could drive molecular evolution

my depressing opinion is though, that the speed of light just cannot be overcome... ITS OGRE!....
there are no jumps, no tricks, no escape... sadface

>>40583532
Deep cut (I think?). You're the most into Kylie Minogue guy I've ever met

>>40583685
>i'm too scared to tell my parents about it because of the implications
1. this is just moronic
2. typically there is no fixing it, the hanging internal ones can be sometimes fixed, the external ones are just weak, extended veins and typically its ogre until they become unmanageble and the pics of the following surgery look gnarly

>>40583685
Pop it with nail clippers

sometimes i get really down over my appearance but then i hear about other people's awful chronic health issues
and then i think i'd still rather be attractive with hemorrhoids

>>40583621
Isn't the jaw thing for guys just a weight difference (gays less likely to be fat)?

Sports leads to boy kissing

you know what ruined going to the doctor for me. they're all like you need a general practitioner! so i get one right. it's a young yt woman. blonde. ok whatever.
i tell her
>hey i have hpv. can i get treatment for it?
so she's like
>oh ya sure! let me get you a referral to someone for it

never gets me a referral. gives me subtle fuck you fag vibes. i go to planned parenthood and they do an acid treatment to remove the wart. easy. will it grow back? sure, but for a period of my asshole'll be normal looking so i'm not too self-conscious to have sex.

nah. you get some yt woman and she subtly tells you you deserve it for being a fag. then they wonder why i stop going to see them.

why should i be good if you're not?

or like another case of doctors being shitbags.
go to doctor. hey doc, can you remove my supernumery nipples?
>oh ya sure! let us take pictures and we'll be in touch.
never here back from them. then they wonder why i'd drive 4 hours away to another hospital.

like, maybe if you staff didn't treat me like garbage. wtf?

>>40583757
I have played some sports before and never did it result in me kissing another guy. It just sucked

>>40583766
how am i not good? you say i can't behave, but it just sounds like you hate gay people. it sounds like you're looking for a reason because the faggot makes you uncomfortable because you can't manage your emotions. you let your unconscious bias dictate how you act.

>bottom problems
lol. why cant you just start fucking dudes if you're not longer able to bottom

>>40583621
now explain why gays have measurably different blood lipid levels to str8s

>>40583837
because we have to sashay everywhere while straggots just walk normally

it's not: i can't behave.
it's: you lash out when you feel you've lost control (i'm just strong enough to withstand the beatings)

ive been so tired lately

>>40583931
where is your body hair

>>40583837
being gay is a congenital defect

>>40583946
Asking the right questions

Rexie x haribo bottomsbian sexo

>>40583712
so what u'r saying is i have no choice but to go to the gym and become a top :((

>>40583946
never had tummy hair

hey pussy are you still there

I keep pressing this and still no top. wtf

Thoughts on Latinos?

>>40583991
Shiza said he got fat :-/

>>40584234
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY GOD WHY

>left side of crotch itches/stings again
Oh no. Not again

>>40584219
I find latino guys very attractive..

>>40584267
fungal folds

Haribo is dead and she's never coming back

>>40584281
Splendid.

>>40584267
Clotrimazole to the rescue

>>40584292
why post this again?

>>40584306
Gaygen be like. Post clotrima-hole. Haha. Get it

>>40584405
Sounds like archive is something weighing on ur heart anoni?

>>40584292
nice here's mine I'm trans btw if it matters

>>40584537
sponsored by bad dragon

Um. ..nah.

>>40584609
you can take it

i don't get why women are so obsessed with horses, is this a beastiality thing?

>>40584628
I don't want it

>>40584292
oh are you calling him a tranny because he has a bunch of computers? that’s obviously a fucking job you mong

>>40584667
>>40584667
>>40584667

>>40584537
those weird dildos scare me, wtf are they supposed to be