Thread 40586572

/lesgen/ is the lesbian general for all cis women and trans women (MtF) to discuss lesbian relationships and topics.

QOTT:
>Do you prefer girls with a small frame and cute faces or voluptuous sexpots? In other words, random Japanese salarywoman or Sydney Sweeney?
>Do you plan on finding your gf in the West or abroad?
>What accent is the cutest trying to speak English?

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>>40586572 (OP)
French

>>40586572 (OP)
q1:voluptuous sexpots ig
q2:uh europe ideally but since online dating is fucked I'm probably stuck with Americans
q3:Southern American

Also did you steal that picture from /st4tgen/ ????

>>40586640
>Also did you steal that picture from /st4tgen/ ????
No, it has 80M views on Twitter and even Elon Musk retweeted her such is her cuteness

My wife shared with me last night that she had battled and overcome cancer. She chose not to tell me because she didn't want me to be concerned. I can't believe it!

>>40586572 (OP)
>tfw that japanese salarywoman will never give me a hummer

>>40586687
I'm waiting for the results of my biopsy to see if I have cancer. Hoping I don't have it but, if I do, I'm not treating it

>>40586572 (OP)
who tf is that why do I keep seeing her everywhere

>>40586954
What the heck

>>40586572 (OP)
Women in suits like that drive me bonkers

>>40586572 (OP)
lets go random japanese woman
my wife is asian and im wasian. asian people just look way better to me and desu white ppl scare me.... also just culturally its more relatable for me so yeah

>>40587034
go fuck yourself

>>40587106
why

>>40587106
why :(

>>40586572 (OP)
>or Sydney Sweeney?
ew no she's white

>>40586572 (OP)
I plan on meeting a life partner through academia, so maybe in france, the basque country, germany, netherlands, china, or japan

>>40587114
>>40587147
wasian dating an asian
fuck you

>>40587168
i still dont see what i did wrong, being born in an asian majority place??

>>40587177
I think she is white and feels you have it too good by both being asian and having an asian gf. Like, if you're privileged enough to be asian, you should at least let other people have the privilege of dating asian women or something.
That's my best guess, I'm not saying I agree.

>>40586572 (OP)
I jerked off while driving today twice ._.

>>40587485
To what

>>40587537
my car

>>40587555
thats kinda hot, what kinda car you got anon?

>>40587537
someone close to me

THESE COMICS ARE SO FUCKING CUTE

I don’t often feel like the victim of atraumatic injury but now I do and it’s fucking me over psychologically and Im officially old and yet and still trying to heal but I can’t because im addicted

>>40588766
>tfw no autistic gf who cant tell when i insult her

>>40586958
a model who rightoids are deeming an average japanese woman

im sorry lago but i have to commend ur haters for plapcow & gock pocket theyre probably the funniest insults ive seen on this board

SMOL JAPANESE WOMEN IS THE OFFICIAL RELIGION OF LESGEN

>>40589215
MY GF AND FRIEND THINK SO TOO I HATE YOU ALL
but yeah it’s funny lmao

>>40588807
They end up together… so cute…

sweet little bumblebee
i know what you want from me
doo bi doo bi doo la la
doo bi doo bi doo la la
sweet little bumblebee
more than just a fantasy

>>40586572 (OP)
>Do you prefer girls with a small frame and cute faces or voluptuous sexpots? In other words, random Japanese salarywoman or Sydney Sweeney?
I think faces are the most important part of a persons looks, but I think most people agree with that. You can see that in the level of detail and effort people put into makeup on their face.
>Do you plan on finding your gf in the West or abroad?
I'm with a girl from the west
>What accent is the cutest trying to speak English?
i like swedish accents a lot, very soft around the edges

Kind of painful to see people you knew, who you suspected to be 100% sapphic grow up to marry and even have kids.
I don't why this happens, but the majority of lesbians seems like they're either 1) (not just confused but) completely clueless about their sexuality, 2) stay in the closet and never come out, 3) or just settle for a straight relationship and live a lie.

Depressing ngl

>>40590127
based

does lesgen like nice shoes?

Paige, I am prepared to
>Nut
>Bust
>Blow my whole load
Just like you asked me to, mommy.

after i get srs i'm gonna call my pussy my gock pocket...

I dont really like small women. Attraction to small women is pedophilic.

wydag with a foot fetish who didn't let you go barefoot without socks at home because she'd get too horny and distracted if she saw your bare feet in a non sexual situation

putting estrogen gel on your gf who puts testosterone gel on her dick to prevent atrophy's dick while she's sleeping so the effects of the testosterone gel gets reversed and she atrophies even more

>>40591295
you are a 6ft gorilla

>>40591367
SHOES AN SOCKS ARE ILLEGAL

i wanna get lip fillers....

>>40591942
$900 to look like a goofy cunt for 6 months lol

my gock is in desperate need of a hummer from a cis japanese gf

kind of want srs now

is using of ":3" male-brained or isn't? what do you think?

>>40593083
i really need you to SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPP

>>40593228
sorry :c

>>40590508
where is my gock pocket gf

>>40591367
killing myself she doesn't love me enough to get distracted by my feet 24/7
>>40591470
evil

im going to win over this girl with my mental illness charms and big haunted eyes

>>40594086
someone should edit a hot pocket box into a gock pocket meme because I have no talent

>>40591942
Me too, because I’ve seen some good results. Mine aren’t too small, but slightly bigger would look cute. Way too expensive, though. I’m more interested in eyebrow tattoo and Botox. My brows are already dark but a teeny bit sparse from over plucking. Botox because I’m forming wrinkle lines on my forehead already. Expired. Post-wall. Hag.

>>40593051
don’t tell me it’s because of the gock pocket meme, nona…

>>40592792
>t.

>>40594298
do you have the bipolar manic stare?

>>40591367
Walking around with bare feet is gross, I don’t care how clean your house is. But I know it’s not clean if you’re white. White people keep their shoes in their bedroom and even wear them on the couch.

>>40595376
i dont think so or at least i dont think im bipolar
but i might have bpd but i dont know. i get told that when i talk to ppl abt my attachment issues
did a bit of a hatchet job cutting my bangs recently n shes coming over tonight fuck my life.....

>no gf to watch summerslam night 2 with
It sucks not having an fp for almost an entire year

>>40596635
I haven't talked to anyone in five

>>40592792
bigger lips are cute...

>>40595462
lol white people are cool

>>40595462
where else am i supposed to keep my shoes tho

Daily reminder lesgen is ran by jannies

>>40597491
have you tried that little shoe shelf or cabinet in the hall near your front door?

>>40597518
don't have one and i live in a small apartment

>>40597542
not even some space for a lil shelf or rack under where you hang up your coat?

>>40597497
big if true
>>40597491
is you fr
>>40597542
omg so do I but just keep it on a placemat near the door, but I do recommend a little shoe rack if you can

>>40595591
Having BPD or any personality disorder is actually rarer than this board makes it out to be. :P It’s usually just attachment issues people here have. Bangs don’t look bad in that pic. I’m always afraid of giving myself terf bangs by cutting it myself so I just don’t.

>>40598147
Worse it is ginger Sophie

srs surgeon gf giving you surgery

>>40598621
what a nightmare, what if something goes wrong?
could be a movie plot tbqh

>>40598337
She hasn’t posted here in a long time, I’m pretty sure.
>>40598621
Honestly really based. I think it’s more romantic if it’s FFS. You’re sculpting her like a statue… Pygmalion…

How do I know if my gf likes me or is just with me because I was a decent option?

>>40599323
Why don’t you ask her…

>>40599380
I am sure she would say it's because she genuinely likes me. She acts borderline obsessed. But she spends very little quality time with me honestly.

>>40599290
plz remember to use anaesthesia when you give bnuy her surgery

>>40599290
sauce for picrel?

>>40587029
picrel slightly rel

>>40599430
Good question… No idea, stole it from discord.
>>40599414
I could never!! She’s a crybaby. Can’t handle any amount of pain. Sad for me, a sadist.
>>40599400
That’d make me sad. Quality time is my number one love language. Make sure she knows that’s important to you!

>>40599323
>>40599400
went through this too, my gut instinct was true
sorry to tell you
people that actively want to be in a relationship want to spend quality time together

>>40599699
Its not that she doesn't want too. We just usually don't. We're into different stuff I guess mostly.

>>40599896
But there are always things you can do together, compromise a bit. Go out to eat, spend time in nature/garden/park, try a new hobby, travel or explore your city. You can even parallel play. lol My gf will watch her obscure old horror movies while I knit next to her. I like that too. If she’s not willing to go places with you or try to take some sort of interest in your hobbies… that’s really lame of her.

>>40599699
maybe or maybe you're just thinking too much...
like does anyone really meet that standard, or do they show how much they care in other ways?
not denying the way you feel though, I've certainly known enough types that get bored after an obsessive period

>>40599950
>like does anyone really meet that standard
every healthy partner meets the bare minimum standard of
>spends quality time with you and enjoys it
ask yourself if a partner who can't do that seems healthy and good long term for you

>>40599983
depends on how they choose to define that
like even opinions about that can be appealing or unappealing to different degrees

>>40600281
no it doesnt
being pedantic about this aspect of a relationship is a red flag

>>40600602
I mean, you're being kinda a red flag now if I'm honest, not being able to accept ppl are different and have different needs
I wouldn't really consider this board a good place to date ppl, but there are obviously ppl that do
I just wouldn't argue that it's not true just to argue, so we're different like that

Transbian thread hilariously using cis woman op pic

Tale old as time lmao

>>40600644
I am literally a cis woman. This isn’t transbiangen.

I wish I was the cute kind of redhead instead of the uggy kind

>>40600642
my red flag is thinking a healthy relationship is one where your partner spends quality time with you

>gf buys me a sleeveless dress and tells me to wear it
>wear it with a shirt underneath bc hon shoulders
>she gets disappointed and tells me i need to stop being ashamed of my shoulders

>>40600679
1 xissy doesn't mean anything

>>40600693
there's no such thing

>>40601713
i want die

>>40600693
get ffs and maybe ba then you'll be the cute kind

>>40601434
TRVKE

>>40600717
Your gf is cool
>>40601751
One day...
>>40598621
Need

>>40600693
why do you think you're uggy

>>40601808
>Your gf is cool
no i don't wanna display my hon shoulders to the world :(

>>40600693
need to kiss each and every freckle

>>40595376
diagnosed bipolar, never heard of this. pls explain

>>40601993
need

>>40602319
UGHHHHH need cisussy so bad

girlpussy!!!!!!!!! :)

i wish i could turn dna matches on without worrying about my family finding out i'm black because there's a few serious brick walls in my family tree that i really want to knock down

If the UK had japanese immigrants I would become the archduchess of Plappington

>>40602874
your family doesn't know you're black?

>>40586572 (OP)
>cis women and trans women (MtF)
What exactly is the point of this? FtMs have always been part of lesbian culture.

>>40602907
trvke, a lesbian is a cis women or a trans person of either gender who is attracted to women

>>40602886
i look indian

>>40586625
kiiik

>>40602886
that's the legacy of spanish colonization for ya

>qott
Lesgen will always be a random Japanese salary woman gen.

>>40601945
picrel
https://www.verywellhealth.com/bipolar-eyes-8426194

>>40601993
the gock enthusiast couple shirts are better

just finished a week of crunches + other core exercises after a while not exercising. i can’t wait to have a shredded body again ;;

>>40603477
bee my gf

>>40603502
i’m waiting on my ex to hopefully come back sorry

>>40586572 (OP)
sweeney WON

wwyd if you were in a long car trip and your gf really needed to pee but there weren't any toilets around and she didn't want to pollute the environment, so she told you she had no choice but to pee in your mouth

after i get rib surgery and ba and lipo/bbl (for hips) maybe i will finally be attractive enough to find gf...

>>40604057
god i wish that was me

Putin in french is poutine?????

>>40605327
that spelling is the best way to approximate his name's pronunciation in russian
if it was literally transcribed as putin the pronunciation would be the same as putain which is a swear word

Okay I see why people don’t like Chappell Roan. A lot of her old music is so hetero. lol

>>40605390
>if it was literally transcribed as putin the pronunciation would be the same as putain
Appropriate

>>40605560
But I don’t think the accusations of her not actually being into women have any merit. She is very explicit in wanting to fuck women. Even talks about lesbian kink, which is the opposite of what poli “lez” do.

>>40605629
you are both bisexuals pretending to be lesbians

actually makes me so upset people have fumbled my gf in the past. makes me feel super lucky but just actually insane they couldn't see how perfect she is

bisexual women are *gasp* also attracted to women

Just found out lil tay turned 18 and immediately started an onlyfans my day is ruined

>>40605668
need gf who talks abt me like this more than anything in the world

>>40605799
*fumbles you*

>>40605799
I'm sure you'll find someone don't worry, and I hope she treats you right. all you gotta doooo??? be yourself ^-^

cis japanese peruvian gf

>>40605668
>>40605799
call me the fumbling queen the way i manage to find amazing women and drop the ball every single time

does it count as fumbling if I never stood a chance? need more material for the sui note

>>40607903
nah you had to have had them in order to drop them. you cant fumble a ball you never held

I want a afro-latina former lesbian to chase after me angrily with a frying pan

>>40607903
I think I have fumbled a few thinking this but also >>40607917 idk if it counts if you're some kind of settle

>>40605649
I’m not into dudes and never even dated one. try again

Bishits are great tho. When they actually date women. They’re chill asf. Secure about their sexuality, kinky.

>>40608447
nonbiney

>>40606780
who me

>>40605629
she still does sing about her past with men a lot, and allegedly was set to marry the guy until issues happened. i defintely think shes bi, but decided to swear off men after a bad relationship

>>40609636
Yep I’d heard of that but thought maybe she had her feelings confused like some latebloomers do. But idk those old songs are a bit much. Could still be the case, but ah well. It’s sad how lesbians might mask so hard. Wonder what was the case for her, just out of curiosity. Idc whether it’s one or the other, but it’d be chill to have a prominent lesbian out there or two.

how many languages is a good amount to know?
last year I met a woman who spoke 8 languages, she seemed really cool...
I bet you can meet a lot of interesting ppl by speaking their language or asking them to teach you hmm...

>>40610140
3
your native, your side language, and one you vaguely know phrases from and could navigate with
anything more and youre a polyglot tourist that deserves the rope

>>40608435
that depends on what the defenition of dude is

>>40610365
Bruh.
>>40610140
Bilingual is like bare minimum imo. Second language should be the second most useful language where you live. Third is impressive. Probably should be a language of a place you want to visit.

>>40586572 (OP)
>QOTT
small frame cute face
west i alr found her
>>40610365
you might be human
>>40610858
i’ve been back and forth on learning another language obv i took the spanish classes in highschool but i don’t live in a area where anyone speak anything other than english besides one offs who all speak different languages i kinda want to learn a language for a purpose and i don’t really want to go anywhere maybe german bc i really enjoyed my vacation there idk

hi hi lesgen tomorrow is last day i see my gf bf we go to medium distance for college

>>40611100
You should learn even if just to challenge yourself because it’s a whole new way of thinking about things. You get access to other books, shows, culture, etc. It’s really fun and makes you interesting. Even if you just learn the basics, that’s really cool.

Awww, have any plans together tomorrow??

do some people clam up hard around people they're attracted to or is that something my mind made up to cope

>>40611182
yyyyep
sucks

>>40611182
i do around women im attracted to, i get so nervous around them and clam up

>>40611182
I’m the opposite, I get very clingy, talkative and I want to touch them, hold them. aaaaa It’s terrible when you’re into avoidant, shy women.

when youre into a girl so you start playfully tapping her arm every time she says something funny

>>40611213
im shy and nervous until i reach a comfortability threshold then im like you

>>40611166
>You should learn even if just to challenge yourself because it’s a whole new way of thinking about things
i want too i’m just lazy and i kinda don’t know where to go for resources
>any plans together tomorrow
not really we had some last week but she had to cancel bc of her mom shes just gonna come over i have a gift for her and i plan on giving to to her cuddle and kiss then i have to leave
>>40611182
yes nona this is like the most basic form of embarrassment and attraction
>>40611213
i get it i get it i get it i feel worried that i scare them away but my gf said she finds it cute

>>40611195
>>40611205
>>40611249
so you're saying there's a chance

>>40611231
I do this to my gf’s thigh. I’m always groping her though while she drives.

>>40611265
not for me but maybe you're not as fucked as I am

>>40611277
i just pet my gfs little head when shes driving because shes doing such a good dang job and im such a loyal passenger

>>40611277
her though… THIGH
>>40611249
I getcha. I’m lazy at practicing my Japanese. It’s easy for me to say others should at least be bilingual when I was born exposed to both languages. hehehe
>>40611249
I had to make a very conscious effort not to grope my friend’s thigh in her car. Was painful. We did get cozy in bed and had some nice hugs a few times.

Ugh long distance is painful because I’m very cuddly and need quality time. It’s funny because I’m the opposite with anyone I’m not close to. Feel weird when coworkers or family besides baby sister want to hug.

>>40611312
cuteee
My gf calls me “precious cargo.” Missing her.

>>40611277
when i’m riding passenger i try to put my head on her shoulder normally she just pushes a hand in my hair and i’m content
>>40611265
yes it’s neva over
>>40611312
cute
>>40611339
i was practicing korean for a little while but i got caught up in life maybe i go back even tho it wouldn’t really service me
>>40611339
i get it a lot i’m not really touchy with friends, coworkers or family (i put up with mom and little bro bc it would hurt their feelings). i’m only super clingy with my gf really i have friends that i would like to be closer with but i’m kinda afraid of being creepy.
i don’t really know how i’m gonna do long distance when i’m seeing her every two weeks and i’m aching for her touch like every night bc i miss her soo much.

>>40611440
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT YOU ARENT GOING TO MAKE ME DO IT

>>40610317
iunno, that's kinda low, I feel like most ppl know at least two languages
rope tho, ouch...
>>40610858
basically, but I think it's like way easier to learn more languages that are in similar groups
like germanic languages or romance languages
>>40611182
I used to be more shy, but that kind of just went away with age

>>40611459
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>>40611440
okay?

how do i get a passing/semi-passing/twinkhon transbian to force herself on me
t. bishit tranny who makes transbian hate posts

odds kms evens drink

>>40612698
rerolling for you

i should not have let my gf pluck my eyebrows

i should not have let my gf pluck my anus

>>40611484
https://youtu.be/p3ONtUt-xBY

>>40586572 (OP)
q1: both
q2: europe is nice
q3: fuck my chud slavic accent

>>40613021
fuck off

>>40613691
mean

i'm trying to learn eyeliner...

>>40586572 (OP)
just got broken up with and im already obsessed with another girl im such a fucking bpdemon it actually kills me inside

>>40614189
That's cool i don't even have a girl in my life to be obsessed over its been a whole year

>>40614203
lower your standards or stop being ugly

>>40614251
>stop being ugly
I can't i'm luz

>>40595376
I know I do people have told me I do

>>40614256
transition then lower your standards

>>40601993
Haliemde <3
>>40608447
I've have a mixed opinion of bishits
>>40611213
Me too i show my affection too much
>>40612630
Let me kiss you anon

I found a technique for colorwork that keeps the fabric flat instead of scrunching it up but doing it this way significantly increases the time it takes me to make something, mainly because I have to spend a few minutes every row untwisting the yarn so it doesn't accidentally make a knot.
At least I can finally start making the yuri blanket now since I'm not worried about messing it up anymore.

>>40614189
kill all bpdemons

>>40614701
i tried to warn her so its not my fault watever happens.....

An abomination of nature

>>40612630
kys

SUCK MY DICK YOU LONELY DYKES

40 yr old cis top messaged back after i said im pre-op

>>40613505
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Eyebrow Man 2: The Raped

2 Eye 2 Brow

>>40615639
amazing meowjak

>>40614690
Pretty flowers!!! :D

luz just spent an hour on the phone with me screaming about how rape isn't real

me as a nun in the olden days so I can study biology and other subjects and never have to marry a moid and I fuck the queen in secret

>>40617094
you would be a sacrifice to tehfurteh-zhek or some shit

>>40616653
need

>>40616653
i get embarrassed kissing in public.. and feel really bad about it

>>40615055
why,,,

Day 60 of getting paid to learn spanish in the bathroom of my retail job while being a stone water fire wind butch dyke c4t love is love
Ama

>>40618251
erm sir? this is a general for women

>>40618251
still, ... 60 days getting paid to learn spanish sounds nice
are you going to quit when fluent?

kobol

>>40618251
I heard someone say e gives you female muscle definition. Guess they lied.

>>40618453
welcome to the real world, lol!

>>40617999
Why do you get embarrassed? Do you feel bad that you get embarrassed?

>>40618770
i dont know really. when my gf kisses me i start to worry and feel like im gonna have a panic attack

>>40618878
I’m sure she understands, anon. I’m not really a fan of PDA like kissing either. Idk why. I guess it feels too intimate to share around others. The reason doesn’t really matter anyway, unless it’s something you want to work on. I was just curious because I feel weird about kissing more than a peck. If it’s in a secluded area it’s fine ime.

>>40618907
>I was just curious because I feel weird about kissing more than a peck.
oh yeah thats relatable too honestly. having a tongue in my mouth i get confused

>>40618251
You and stacker but she’s dressed like a boy.

the rampant and unaddressed transmisogyny in the c4t community

>>40618251
LUCY FUMBLED
*clap clap clapclapclap*

>>40618453
>female muscle definition
lmao

>>40619958
yeah they were saying building muscle will help trannies pass

>>40620057
unfortunately not, afabs have unique muscles that grow completely differently to amab muscles
are you seriously this stupid

>>40620115
I am smarter than you. I am a college graduate.

nerdy faggy twinkhons with dyed hair and septum piercings...

>>40618251
Ermmm hello ma'am pick me up plssss

>>40621176
ngl kinda real

>>40619633
when will it be addressed?

>>40586572 (OP)
so im a (cis)guy and I have a friend and we were kinda like soft friend with benefits I guess is a way to put it, like we would cuddle and hold hands and she even asked to kiss and gave me head at one point, anyways I have an actual girlfriend now so I tell her I cant do that kinda stuff anymore with her anymore and she tells me its ok shes gay anyway, am I crazy wouldn't having at least some interest in guys make her bi?

>>40621668
Not relevant to the thread. Take this gross shit to bigen.

>>40620188
me af

>>40621598
lack of lagussy killed lesgen

>>40621704
rampant narcissism and lack of accountability, actually

>>40621721
she’s not that based

lago doesn't have a pussy anymore (she got phallo to try and pass as mtf)

>>40621741
droplets hit the ocean, but cast no ripples
the line is cast without cause

>>40621756
I’d never do that. I’d wear an ejaculating dildo strap though.

have you ever worn the strap harness underneath your clothes

>>40621955
you obviously got phallo, limb lengthening surgery, facial masculinisation surgery, a beard transplant, shoulder widening shurgery and hip reduction surgery to try and pass as a non passing trans woman

>>40621986
No but I’d wear it on top of my clothes in an 18+ only section of a Pride event. I might go to Minneapolis Pride next year.

my younger girlfriend got upset at me for using a slang term she didn't introduce me to
these brats are out of control

cis gf who wears dildo in her pants...

>>40622065
I’M NOT KIKOMI
>>40622144
The older you get, the more you’ll begin to use slang incorrectly and maybe even on purpose to make Zoomies cringe.

I dont care about any other human beings unless I directly benefit or harm from their existance and will never put even a single iota of effort into helping anyone else unless it benefits me directly

>>40622144
what slang

>>40622400
washed
she said
>who's this other young lady you're seeing and teaching you these things?
>is she prettier than me??

>>40622426
tell her theres a lonely kid giving better head than her in exchange for just chatting with them
more competition increases quality for the end consumer thats the free market

>>40623196
i won't be doing that

>>40623255
but it's optimal

need gf who will let my leech drink her blood and as it does so i will stare into her eyes and tell her that she is bound to me forever bc our blood has become one in its worm gut

I need that blood to live, blud

>>40622396
3edgy5me

bbbbump

>>40623550
pos

>>40623339
I would

need gf who will roleplay that i'm a cis male and she's forcing me to take estrogen and i'm crying because i don't want to take it (i've been on hrt 6 years)

>>40625679
need this but legitimately

brad taste in music is literally me

>>40626277
wtf is brad music taste

>>40626380
when you shit on artists for being abusers while being an abuser yourself

>>40626483
i do this

>talking with passoid gf about her ffs experiences (because i need it to fix my hon face)
>she shows me her pre ffs photos
>she was already a passoid
passoids should NOT be allowed to get ffs while there's still hons like me

>>40626888
oi oi oi whats wrong with that huh

>>40626888
Thought this said corpo like the cis corpo larper.

>>40626916
im an aries

are virgos trustworthy

>brown
>repper
>ugly
>short
>gemini
I'm just undesirable on all fronts

>>40622178
need

>>40626885
You should just detrans. Build up some muscle and eat more protein. What is acting like the opposite sex really doing for you when everybody knows what you really are?

>>40626957
short is a positive? luckshit

>>40628157
Im short for a guy and tall for a woman and im a man

>>40628460
what height?

I bet no one can guess my zodiac sign

>>40628529
5'6"

>>40628559
gemini

>>40628694
i know its so over for me

>>40629008
kys luckshit

>>40629479
oh wow i'm not andre the giant guess i'm a luckshit now even though i drew shit stats in almost every other category

I’m Taurus and my gf is Aries and my doggirl is Taurus. What could this mean?

>>40629879
you'll be fine retard
take your pills

>>40626937
Absolutely. I'm a leo Chad and I love my virgo princess.

My gf wont stop making fun of the people in the server having a melty about the 17 year old and 21 year old holding hands

What do I do as a man attracted to lesbians?

>>40631563
you take your estrogen pills or you fuck off

>>40631679
No way, Im not a tranny and would look like one of those axe murderer types if I trooned out. I've seen some posts of lesbians talking about wanting to get dicked down when ovulating, are those real?

>>40631761
fuck off

>>40631830
You are probably a transbian.

>>40631866
yep, no one wants you here moid

>>40631261
That is creepy tho. Imagine being a grown ass adult and wanting to date a high schooler. Couldn’t be me.

erm did you forget to ask Lagocord for consent chuddie?

mauling

I sentence you to 1 million years in the time raper machine for the following crime: giving Lago the ick online

>>40632660
She’s delusional. Take her to the time raper machine. 17/21 age gap, not great, terrible.

>>40632701
read this in trumps voice

>>40632744
NOOOOOO, it’s a Chernobyl reference!

i had a dream last night where becky lynch was fat

We have the best time raper machines in the world, we really do, nobody time rapes criminals quite like America does it's true. These people here they are raped by modernity they have extended adolescence they will never grow up they will be stunted permanently. We'll get them folks and we'll make them pay we really will it's a terrible thing, it really is.

>>40632810
unreal

>>40632759
THE LATE, GREAT VALERY LEGASOV

>>40632877
LAGOSOV was right there!!! heh

>>40632810
cum town bit

>>40626483
which artists?

she’s delusional
send her to the new thread

>>40633072