qott: what is your favourite bird?

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>>40591548 (OP)
My nanna had one which would call people a cunt

What would it take to get one of you cuties to detrans? What if you're boyfriend told you to

>>40591548 (OP)
fuck my stupid alcoholic gayden life

no way yall are allowing the ftm rape gen to be above this one

REAL THREAD

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>>40591688
KILL YOURSELF
>>40591659
this board is full of doods that have no self-respect, stop the presses

Birdgen is much better. The chasers can stay in rapegen.

I prefer reptiles, but all animals are a significant upgrade.

>>40591708
theyre not even chasers none of them genuinely think that balding meth addict poons are attractive and breedable. theyre acting like sexpests to rile you

>>40591548 (OP)
Pigeons, I'm never falling for the "rats with wings" propaganda. I'm from The Bronx and no amount of pussyfuck park "security" or signs will ever stop me from feeding these guys. Especially after how we've treated (abandoned) them, they deserve some love. Not to mention they actually make great pets compared to parrots, I've picked some "wild" ones up while feeding a flock and they are completely docile. Such a shame they aren't appreciated anymore.
>>40591659
Fuck.

>>40591766
i see so many dead pigeons round my house. its kind of surreal seeing them just lay there. ive stepped onto one of them before and its head lolled bacl and its eyes shot open, as if it was still alive.

>>40591717
what's your favourite reptile?

>>40591896
Oh that's a hard one because jeez, which clade?! I have a favourite reptile for nearly all. I love snakes, specifically elapids, but I breed hognoses.

if i got a trip id go down in history as ftmgs most unhinged user

>>40592054
You doods are so cute and quirky

>>40592068
thanks

>>40592073
Let me wife you up cutie

>>40592082
Does negging actually work, like have you had any success with this

>>40592088
I'm not negging

>>40591548 (OP)
Can we gossip about ogre and his perverted ways?
t.straight man

>>40592082
i have a castration kink and used to kill animals as a child you dont want me

>>40592099
>Negging: insultorundermine(someone) in the belief thatdiminishedself-confidencewill make them morereceptiveto sexual advances.
Yes you are

>>40592115
sure

>>40592132
So what do you know about him? How he lures these young poons to come for him? Does he get off from roiding young girls? Let's share our wisdom! I have been following him for 8 months

>>40591548 (OP)
Probably the western house martin

>>40592174
>Does he get off from roiding young girls
Based.

>>40591548 (OP)
i don't know if i have one, a lot are cool though. roadrunners are fun to watch, crows are one of the most intelligent birds, and i have positive childhood memories of seeing a fuckton of peacocks at a park in california

>>40592174
>So what do you know about him
severely autistic pathological liar. i havent interacted with him face to face much, just kind of observed his antics and stalked him for a bit.
>How he lures these young poons to come for him?
he plays off a facade of being nice and wholesome chungus i think thats what gets people to trust him. to be honest i think thats a skill issue because you have to be a retard to trust a cisoid. theyll always see us as our birthgender and if youre smart you know this

>>40592264
He's awesome

Do you get bruises on you hips when strapping? If not how do I avoid this?

>>40591548 (OP)
All you breedable cuntbois need to get impregnated by a real man

>>40592264
Why are you so obsessed with kald? Just let him breed cute lil doods like you when he wants to.

>>40592332
"Disabilities" is the key word there, retard. Just being mentally ill isn't enough to be permanently committed.

>>40592356
Being FTM is a disability and pregnancy is the cure

>>40592385
No it's not

>>40592406
Yes, it is. The birth rates have been going down for so long, it's obvious that only cute lil doods like you can fix it by having 5 kids minimum.

>>40592337
They are jealous and don't like that he's a chad that fucks ftms like girls with no remorse

>>40592337
>Why are you so obsessed with kald?
he was brought up so i made a statement. simple as

>>40592418
retard just fuck cissoid women. poons on t can't even keep a pregnancy

>>40592427
You feel fetishized by him

>>40592418
You go fix it fag not me

>>40592264
do you retards that think I'm larping about my conditions think my boyfriend doesn't see me naked or something?

>>40592430
idk if i do. i feel really detached from being ftm, to the point where it feels weird to aknowledge being a tranny as a part of my identity

>>40592437
i dont particularly care if youre larping as intersex or not, i called you a pathological liar because youre two faced and spout different narratives around different people

>>40592427
>>40592428
>>40592435
>>40592442
Get pregnant ASAP

>>40592450
Ok from who?

>>40592450
im sterile

>>40592447
must be hard to navigate the world being so low iq that you can't grasp that vocabulary varies from platform to platform

>>40592461
its not just different vocabularity tho and we both know it. you can just own up to being evil and wanting to breed ftms idgaf

>>40592461
You brutally mog her. How tall is she?

>>40592470
i'm the only one being bred here

>>40592461
Wtf the ftm bf is actually real

>>40592487
You like to be femdommed by someone you see as biologically inferior

>>40592457
Real men
>>40592458
Only sterile when you're on mutilation hormones, temporarily. Once they are banned for AFAB vaginabois the birth rate will skyrocket.

>>40592487
schizophrenic levels of self denial

>>40592502
And is this real man in the room with us rn?

>>40592492
he's a good boy I give him lots of head scratches

>>40592502
>Only sterile when you're on mutilation hormones
i have a condition that i dont want to go in detail about

>>40592508
What's the obsession with pup stuff that ftms have?

>>40592507
Yes, there's 3 of us

>>40592519
What? Who?

>>40592519
>calling kald a real man

>>40592516
Being an FTM vaginaboi is only a temporary disability, dont worry.

>>40592528
no i mean like an intersex one. its unrelated to me being a tranny. its the reason im sterile

>>40592525
He is. He's an alpha that slays more pussy than your silicone dick could ever dream of.

just filter and ignore the chasers guys i know you can do it

>>40592531
Doubtful bud. How's about we test it?

>>40592508
Thats cute

>>40592501
I hate myself so that would be difficult, my boyfriend is the most important in my life and everything else is secondary

>>40592517
it's mostly a mtf thing I'm very affectionate and can't stop touching him so it works out, the leash is also a comfort thing for me, the other end is usually attached to my lock chain necklace that he has the key of.

>>40592522
Me, the FTM chaser and Ogre

>>40592337
Im not even an ftm, I just want to gossip. I think it was cute how ogres poon bf was defending his chaser bf in reddit

>>40592546
Most femdom guys have some kind of self hatred

>>40592549
Ogre is intersex you dumbass

>>40592549
Ogre is taken, idk who the ftm chaser is why don't you get me pregnant Nikol?

Ogre made it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH6TJU0qWoY&pp=0gcJCfwAo7VqN5tD

>>40592556
Still more male than any AFAB vaginaboi, like you.

>>40592556
Sure bro

>>40592552
I consider him to be more important than myself

>>40592572
He has ohallou from what i know

>>40592575
Ohallou? Is that something hawaiian?

>>40592574
Is he asian?

>>40591548 (OP)
>bird is the word
everybody knows that the bird is the word

>>40592572
>he doesn't know the lore
All newfags should be thrown into a volcano

>>40592584
no I just dyed his hair black and he doesn't go out much when I'm not there so he's pale as fuck, poor man has blisters on his feet now.

>>40592574
>>40592599
You're living my dream dawg

>>40592541
>How's about we test it
can you tell me what is the point of this monotonous breeding fetish banter. like were never gonna fuck we probably wont even meet irl because i live on the other side of the earth

notice how ogre was respectful and curious and nice overall in this gen (ignoring his weird larp and past) and he got a boyfriend
meanwhile the plap spammers are dying alone

>>40592599
>I just dyed his hair black
waow customizable ftm bf

>>40592605
am I? I'll be visiting him again soon, we just spend a week together.

>>40592574
youre unironically a pedophile

>>40592613
>notice how ogre was respectful and curious and nice overall in this gen
no fucking way youre falling for his shit

>>40592622
Do you tell to dress more emo?

>>40592616
he was already emo, so was I when I was younger, I dress like a goth trucker.
>>40592623
we're both adults

>>40592628
the bar is in hell anon he's a weird borderline misogynist incel but at least he wasn't spamming Nikols-tier garbage

>>40592622
Yeah, I'm lonely and want a poon boyfren or even a standard boyfriend. I just want a reason to go outside desu

>>40592629
no he was like that already but I did cut his hair

>>40592635
He's not that bad for looksmax standards, even better than that site's average tbdesu

>>40592637
we went urban exploring it was fun

>>40592628
The bar for nice is in hell. Mentally ill people see someone who is not yelling slurs at them and think about how thats such nice person

>>40592635
>>40592649
Get pregnant

>>40592635
why is being a misogynist an issue when you're dating men

>>40592640
Sexxo. Post naughty pics

>>40592622
>>40592622
Do people laugh at you two when they see two fags in leashes? /s

>>40592653
You were made an offer already

>>40592653
This is why you're gonna die alone
>>40592661
Cook this Nicols fraud

>>40592679
Are you a mutilated AFAB vaginaboi? (on t for more than 3 years)

>>40592689
if you want breedable ftms it's the /st4tg/ discord selfie channel you need

>>40592676
only a few people stared at us weirdly but it was mostly our pants that caused it (all the chains make noise and shit) it's not like I walk him on a leash in public unless there's an event because I don't wanna lose him in the crowd.

>>40592700
All the cure AFAB cuntbois are in this thread right now

>>40592700
he'd get booted out of that server in a second desu

>>40592718
Probably it's actually a really nice server when I was in it last

>>40592689
No, perfectly fertile

>>40592622
How tall is he? Very cute, I like fellow short men.

>>40592718
I am already banned, but why don't you HMU and post your cute afab vaginaboi body in dms?

>>40592734
not actually that short it's just that I'm almost 190 he's taller than most men in his city.

can we ignore the pedophile posting his boyfriend who looks like a 15 year old boy

>>40592759
most of you would look like toddlers next to me

>>40592769
can we get an ogre and gloves meetup so we can see them side by side

>>40592726
yeah they're all lovely
>>40592740
you are not the girl i'm meeting in october sorry

can nikols get a new bit him repeating CYUTE AFAB VAGINABOI is starting to look schizophrenic

>>40592782
Aren't you like an expired roastie? Be grateful that anyone wants to touch you

>>40592759
Its not pedo to like adults. Some of you are just bitter af

>>40592788
he'll keep doing it as long as people keep replying so the correct thing to do is ignore him
also nikols is a weirdly similar name to nicola

>>40592773
Nobody wants to meet gloves. He smells like cheese and mold

Post cute ftm bitchgirls!

>>40592788
I'm confused is nikols tranny hater or is he just repeating the bit?

>>40592814
This. I would rather be tortured than even touch such vomit-inducing obese woman.

should i go out and buy sweets

>>40592922
yes

It hurts so much to know that the ftm pooners in this thread have a larger and more functional dick than my lil baby cock. I hate how small mines is... take pity on meee....

>>40593144
you are a chad with a huge penis and everyone likes you now LEAVE

>>40593152
It's not... I was a serial coomer for like ten years and then spent like a year and a half on estrogen. now I straight up cannot get fully erect... its subjected me to only being able to bottom. It's kinda why I appreciate being around ftm's. they mind way less about dick size and I can make up for my lack of inches by being super affectionate and enthusiastic about foreplay. Cause legit nothing gets me more giddy than suckling on a testosterone boosted girlpenis

>>40593292
>girlpenis
You people literally cannot help yourselves can you

you need hot beef injections

>>40593319
fuck no... have you got any idea how much suffering it is knowing that you're in the bottom 5% of dicks worldwide?

>>40593434
I can't even tell if you're a sissy or mtf

>>40593464
Failed mtf... all I got was babytits and a half dead cock from the pills... I still perform if there's a wet hole but I struggle y'know

>>40593501
Ew

>>40592635
How is he an incel? He's a gigachad that has never had a problem getting laid. The word has lost all meaning. Ogre's relationship reminds me of Kanye and Bianca (Ogre being Ye, of course).

>>40592788
He got you.

fuck i posted in the gay bait thread. anyone has recommendations of books with ftm characters that are short and good? or just good books about young male characters? i'm starving. preference that he is a outcast or is autistic or has new found powers/weird hobbies. the story doesnt need to be gnarly but having horror elements is a bonus.

>>40591659
i was so fucking dumb sorry guys.

>>40594384
You're gonna have to go on AO3 for that, but closest thing I can give you is "All You Zombies"

>>40594413
thank you! dw i have a ao3 account. its hard to find good original stuff on there, for me at least.

>>40594413
aaah i interpreted wrong your reply sorry. i found the wiki of the og story. its so good! thank you!

listen i think the tumblrinas with their headcanon bullshit were onto something because pretending that a fictional/historical/whatever man i like and resonate with is also a tranny makes my miserable pooner existence a little better

>>40594413
>ao3
sigh

>>40594580
You gotta go back. Or get fucked by a cis alpha male.

>>40594384
try getting pregnant

>>40594655
Ao3 is full of poon/omega stuff. It will bleed into mainstream soon. There is already way more books out about poons than troons

I can't decide between raven and crow. I know ravens are bigger than crows, but they're about equivalent in intelligence which is what is really drawing me to them. I'm wondering what the differences are other than size and shape.

>>40591548 (OP)
>can't get angry at pregnancy fetishist chasers because that's what they want
>can't ignore them because they make me angry
>they don't even trip so i can't filter them
>impossible to insult them because they have no brains so any insult just goes in one ear and out the other
i'm so tired bros i need to hire a deep web hitman to kill them

>>40594943
You need a good plaping

>>40594943
i don't mind the pregnancy fetishists if i can imagine them as cute guys but they almost certainly aren't

>>40595170
How many children would you like to give birth to?

>>40594943
>get pregnant anyway

>>40594943
>can't ignore them
Except you can, it's words on a screen. Complaining about the bait is giving them what they want, so just don't.

>>40595170
They're just so weird desu. They're like chatbots that are programmed to spit out the same 5 answers. See >>40595279 for example. No engaging, no actual replies. They're not even good at trolling.

why so big

gn ftmg

>>40595315
about what I'm supposed to talk with afabs online? you're soulless, and on 4chan I cannot even see your tiny breedable bodies, so your value drops below zero, because nobody cares what a woman has to say.

>>40595378
See what I mean?
It just seems like a massive waste of time for everyone involved (them because they're not getting any, us because we have to read this slop) but I guess ragebaiting is the goal.
Idk, go out into society and do something productive. Go on Tinder and find someone or hire a prostitute.

>>40594384
Im gatekeeping my niche interests sorry

>>40595398
See what I meant? Instead of spewing you female nonsense, you could instead post you photo and that everyone would be happy - you because you would get attention, and us because we would see a cute ftm.

>>40595378
Girl what have you physically gotten done today

>>40595432
I mean I'd show myself to an actual man, but you just seem like a scrub. Why would I bother with someone like you?

>>40595482
Why would I bother with giving attention to afab that could be a disgusting mutilated woman?

>>40595536
We're just going round in circles here lmao

>>40595378

>>40595482
Ignore him he thrives on the attention.

>>40591723
ODB, Big L, MF DOOM, Whodini

>>40595319
It's a 4hr movie. There's actually a scene where the main character is scrolling /tttt/ in it.

>>40594921
>There is already way more books out about poons than troons
This is thanks to cuntification of literature. It's been studied how feminized writing has become.

>>40595801

>>40595812
Its because men cannot write anymore and women have hobbies. Trans men write shittier poon porn than straight cis women

>>40595812
>picrel
Imagine believing all that. Could only be a true incel loser

>>40595857
Men can still write, it's just that fat women's rape fantasies are what is being pushed heavily by publishing companies. If only ftms used the time they spent writing fanfiction to write actual books (that aren't gay and/or jewish)

>>40595875
It's true.

>>40595897
God forbid I make my holes unavailable

>>40594943
Wtf are you talking about, AFAB bois love being impregnated and fucked by real men

>>40595812
>>40595897
anon how do you feel about the fact that you started off as a girl in the womb
and that a woman birthed and raised you
in fact i think i just pity her for ending up with a son like you

>>40595934
You need someone to fill your AFAB vaginaboi holes

>>40595897
Mentally ill opinion

>>40595946
Someone like you?

>>40595970
as if he can picture himself doing it
notice how he always says "someone" needs to do it
it's because he's a cuck who likes to sit and watch
he's not man enough to do it himself

>>40595319
>interested
>look up movie
>mtf
I think I'll pass

>>40595988
This is not so hard he could jerk off into a jar and I'd smear it on my pussy if he doesn't wanna fuck

>>40595970
Yes, I'd love to fill your cute AFAB holes

>>40595988
No need to lash out because you're a dickless manlet built to be bred, just accept your biological function instead and you will be so much happier and filled.

>>40596024
Like organically or do you need the jar?

>>40594943
fuck after reading this post I'm just imagining this 4'9 pissed off girly ftm berating me and punching my cock and balls until I'm full mast.

>>40596024
>ignores the cuck accusations

>>40596039
anon not even most cis women are 4'9"

>>40596038
Organically
>>40596051
Nobody is talking about cucks other than you.

>>40596039
i can do that for you anon

>>40596063
if you weren't one you'd say

>>40595934

>>40596059
Most ftm bois are very short (usually under 5'3) which is why they lash out so much. They have napoleon complexes, it's very sad to see.

>>40596120
These guys are still much taller than the average ftm

>>40596063
And then what do you do after I'm pregnant?

oh i just realised the last thread ended before i could get some advice
>be me
>cism friend messages me saying he has a cisf friend who is into nerdy trans men
>sends me her instagram
>she's gorgeous, like a red-haired sydney sweeney
>she's playing pitcher for the yankees and i'm selling hotdogs outside the stadium, that's how far out of my league she is
>friend says his plan is to introduce me and her at his halloween party in october and basically lock us in a room together alone with alcohol
>apparently i have to "rizz her up"
she also likes facial hair which is a slight problem as i have to shave regularly until i can move out
but does anyone have """"flirting advice""""
(no timewasters plz)

>>40596142
With tbois, pump and dump

>>40596157
Tell her you're an FTM boi and get pregnant afterwards

>>40596159
I don't think so. Paternity tests will be done you will be made to pay child support and will be happy. You are going to baby trapped whether you like it or not

>>40596039
>they strangle your cock so much you end up blowing your load all over their face.

>>40596157
What’s your ideal outcome?

>>40596157
If she's cis, stay away from all trans/lgbt humour. She's probably pretty normie, so can get away with a bit of edge but not too depressive.

Make her talk about herself a lot, ask questions that she can shpiel to you about.

>>40596107
Sometimes I wonder if they are really like that.
But then I remember: they just don't know.
>>40596157
Good luck with the endeavour.

>>40596592
Actually been looking for that damn timeline image forever, thanks.

>>40596592
This picture essentially happened to the ftm community, as did cuntification

>>40596592
Picrel is ftmg

the chasers here ruin all the food things we have.

>>40596749
are they glazing everything you eat?

>>40596749
>all the food things
Obvious typo but instead of bitching about chasers ftmg should start talking about what our favorite things to eat are or some shit. I see more people taking the bait compared to the amount of posts they make.

>>40596859
>start talking about what our favorite things to eat are
...ftms

>>40596859
I eat an ungodly amount of sweet chilli chicken wraps. Like 5 days out of 7.
>>40596776
yes

>>40596891
I set myself up for that reply. Good on you ftmeater, have a feast.

What's your nerdiest interest, ftmg?

>>40596914
*NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM*

>>40596919
I like to count the amount of different colours in a pack of Skittles, then make graphs on the ratio.

>>40596749
a chaser shooting a giant hot load onto your salad wont happen unless you specifically ask for it.

>>40596953
No this is true. I got way more unsolicited cum in my fast food when presenting female.

>>40596940
Which skittle color is the alpha skittle

>>40596107
Most men are like this. At best, they desire to be something more than they are, but they don't do anything.
Maybe it was different (for women as well) "way back when"
>>40596919
I think all of my nerdy interests are reddit. I heckin love comp sci and retro consoles!!! Sega 5everrr<333Star trek > star wars :DDD Le gundam models :OO
Been into cities skylines recently, used to play sim city 3000
>>40596940
What were your findings

>>40597002
Green lime, which is objectively the worst flavour.

>>40597010
Fake Skittles fan. Green is the best flavor.
>>40597008
>Star Trek
>Sega
>Star Wars
>Gundams
Malebrained. You sir have won the internet for today.

M&Ms solo Skittles
Candy should not be fruit flavored

>>40597078
M&Ms are low grade Smarties.

>>40597097
Brit spotted

>>40597115
Don't let Starmer know I'm still using this board.

>>40596919
Similar to >>40597008, comp sci, cybersecurity and Super Nintendo. I also read comics sometimes but I read everything so I feel that doesn’t count. There’s probably something nerdier I do/like that I forget about or fail to consider.
>>40597002
Green apple
>>40597097
I like m&ms more than chocolate smarties. Peanut ones especially. Smarties are a little too sweet for me.

I'm joining the Navy, about to get shipped out in three weeks, and the only way I can do HRT during active duty is if I get on hrt before I get shipped out an then I'll be in technical school. But I don't have any insurance and I'm broke. I have no idea what the fuck to do. I am also going on birth control (im a 21 year old afab) to help with my PMDD which makes me suicidal so i dont have periods during bootcamp. (my parents made me go on this). But this will increase the estrogen in me.

idk what the fuck to do. i can't go on t because i live with my parents rn and they would kill me if i was a tranny or some shit. i dont know what to do. i was on testosterone when i was 18 and then ran out of money so maybe the birth control's estrogen will level out my hormone levels. idk? what should i do? idk

>>40597389
American?

>>40597389
the american navy bans being on hrt at all, retard

>>40597435
yes
>>40597471
whatever im 5'3, at this point im throwing in the towel and just gonna androgynmaxx. fuck you for passing better then i ever will but still choosing to be an obese asshole.

>>40597479
He can be fat if he wants. It makes his hat and shirt choices make sense.

>>40597648
gloves needs to be fat because... you know...

>>40597177
What's a comic you'd recommend we read? I like comics but don't know where to start.

>>40598133
nta but you should read re-nightmare

>>40597389
>joining the navy as a tranny
You're better than that come on man

>>40598162
Do not recommend me pedophile groomer EDP Colleen Ballinger Smartschoolboy9 Diddy art

>>40598211
he made re-nightmare before he was a diddy ahh blud doe

Gaydens, be honest, would you have sex with a man that looks like this? Remember, he is tall, loud and will throw you on the floor if you threaten to call his wife

>>40598243
We get it you like pedophile artists

>>40598374
*artist
at least until he clones himself

>>40598254
Sure if he didn't have a wife...

>>40596157
she seems gorgeous. hmmm ask her about her day and what she likes to do. compliment her. and try to be chill and don't make derogatory jokes. only stuff to that is easy. go along to make her feel like she needs to be the one taking iniciative in you. so you can Maaaybe hug her back. if she tries to kiss you just let!!!

>>40598170
might just tell my recruiter i have gd to get dq (:

>>40596919
right now its analog technology, tech from late 20 century.

>>40598133
>comics
Depends what you’re into. I started when I was a preteen so it’s a bit complicated to explain since it’s accumulated knowledge - I think that’s why it’s so inaccessible as an interest as well. There are definitely people out there who can offer better advice than me.
I guess you could start with graphic novels/compendiums if you’ve never read them. Public libraries usually have some - that’s how I read The Walking Dead comics. Can give you a good feel of what to expect or familiarize you with certain plots that could be referenced in things you read later.
From there, you have superheroes, TV shows, or everything else. There are free comic book reading websites, similar to ones you’d use for watching anime, or you can purchase them. They get pretty expensive in my country so I usually read them online first and buy them if I like them or once they get compiled into a book.

>>40591548 (OP)
There's a lot of magpies near where I live, so I always like watching them. Funny little guys
>>40596919
I've been trying to improve at mathematics so probably that. I study it a little bit every day. I read quite a bit in general. Idk, I'm also into some weebshit and casual gaming

>>40598133
(Samefag as >>40599130)
For superheroes, I’d say if you ever were remotely interested in a DC or marvel character/team from a movie you’ve watched, just search for what people consider good places to start, or ask here or on reddit. Most people who are into the character will be happy to help. Newer characters are easier because there’s less material, but older characters usually have better material. Some people make character guides and those can be useful. When you’re reading you might also see a reference to another comic in the corner (e.g. “See Nightwing #54”), sometimes I’ll check those out. There are also comic reviewers on YouTubers, these helped me get more into it because they explained what was “good” that was currently in print.
For TV shows, just check if a TV show you like has ever had comics. Cartoons as well. These usually don’t run for as long so they’re a bit more digestible. Ones that are in print will also usually be grouped together in comic book stores, there’s definitely been times where I walked in and thought “oh, didn’t realize that show was doing comics”, and read it later.
For everything else, just look what different publications are offering and try to find a story that seems interesting to you.

>>40596919
i dont think im into anything nerdy, per se. my interests are definitely fringe, but i wouldnt call them typical nerd things. i sculpt out of clay, i make subversive abstract art, ive been getting really into duct tape and making "paintings" out of it (its more sculpting than painting tbdesu), i write purple prose, I like to have fun playing with my OCs like dolls. i do also make actual dolls, i make a "skeleton" out of tinfoil and wire and then layer small pieces of ductape ontop of it, forming fake doll flesh. i use different colors of ductape for hair/skin/clothes. im into religion and researching scriptures, lately im most interested in Zoroastrianism. i like researching psychiatry related topics and im highly interested in the pathology of mental illness. i also make collages out of trash (theres more that im forgetting or leaving out on purpose because reasons)

its why the claims that afabs are not "sentient" or have no hobbies seem so weird to me, i think im more sentient than the majority of human race, usually when i ask other people what their hobbies are they sam sum dumb shit npc that barely counts as a hobby, a la "i like watching movies/tv shows", or they start listing off music that they like. neither of those are hobbies, consuming entertainment is not a hobby.

>>40596919
i dont think im into anything nerdy, per se. my interests are definitely fringe, but i wouldnt call them typical nerd things. i sculpt out of clay, i make subversive abstract art, ive been getting really into duct tape and making "paintings" out of it (its more sculpting than painting tbdesu), i write purple prose, I like to have fun playing with my OCs like dolls. i do also make actual dolls, i make a "skeleton" out of tinfoil and wire and then layer small pieces of ductape ontop of it, forming fake doll flesh. i use different colors of ductape for hair/skin/clothes. im into religion and researching scriptures, lately im most interested in Zoroastrianism. i like researching psychiatry related topics and im highly interested in the pathology of mental illness. i also make collages out of trash (theres more that im forgetting or leaving out on purpose because reasons)

its why the claims that afabs are not "sentient" or have no hobbies seem so weird to me, i think im more sentient than the majority of human race, usually when i ask other people what their hobbies are they sam sum dumb npc shit that barely counts as a hobby, a la "i like watching movies/tv shows", or they start listing off music that they like. neither of those are hobbies, consuming entertainment is not a hobby.

>>40599383
Post one of your dolls

>>40599383
my only hobby is art & fucking around in vocaloid but everything i draw is so autistic it's usually just shared between friends

>>40599535
Get pregnant

>>40597479
>below 5'10 as a pooner
Just rep at that point

>>40599405
i consider most of my dolls too personal to post online. heres a hijabi i drew in mspaint, as a compensation.

fuuuuuuuck i'm working my wiener crazy style right now

>>40599678
how do all of you talk like retarded tumblrites lmao. crazy how every ftm is just a retarded woman

>>40599715
i am literally jerking my 12 foot ding-a-ling right now and it's hard as fuck

>>40599648
>below 7'0 as a pooner
Just rep at this point

I like getting fucked in the ass.

i should rope i really suck i fail every time and i'm not supposed to

>>40599900
i dont think im supposed to have friends

>>40600021
friends are useless tbdesu

>>40600081
i want them though. i just feel like i dont understand people and i hate myself too much to be around them

>>40600201
other humans are worthless and 99% of them are not worth your time. learn how to enjoy solitude, pick up a new hobby that youre able to do alone, watch more movies, read, get addicted to vidya, grow plants. etc

You just need a big strong man to come along and fix you, that'd get rid of all this "trans" nonsense

hello I'm here for birds ovo
>>40591548 (OP)
jackdaw? Flux is so based..
>>40591766
babies. orphans. I love them. pitiful creatures. cuties.
>>40592196
lovely bird choice just lovely. swell, even.
>>40592535
PUT THE BAT DOWN !!

>>40600201
You need to get pregnant

>>40591548 (OP)
Common loon, with morning doves coming close second.

>>40600599
opinion on shoebills?

>>40600683
Midface ratio neverpassers, sadly :( I find the honbird quite beautiful tho

>>40600668
Minocqua wi!! I love birds this is the best gen ever!!! every general om the board must post bird!!!!!!!!

Family member who pretended to see me as a man admitted they never really did and said it's not disrespectful of them to refer to me as my birth sex and name. I guess I should've expected it but I'm pretty disappointed

>>40601385
Uncle's are generally knobheads anyway, isn't this just on brand?

Why are your pussies so fuckable? Does the testosterone help keep everything down therr nice and tight?

>>40601439
No idea. Nothing has been inside it for a decade.

>>40601439
The testosterone makes it drier and there are guys who like a rougher texture. That and we become cock addicted sluts due to the increased horny

>>40599383
>im into religion and researching scriptures
Which canon have you read? If none, which one are you planning to go through in its entirety?

>>40601572
That gif is wild

>>40601385
Kick his ass. I spanked my father on the floor and he has never misgendered me again.

>>40601466
Cis men are so retarded I had to tell multiple of them the pussy needs lube. Even worse are the cis men who think their 6 inches is going to really do something.

>>40601439
dunno my bf tells me he can't really feel a difference between my pussy and my ass and i can't tell if thats a good thing because i've heard from other people anal is tighter

>>40601684
He might just be talking about the texture

>>40601433
It was my grandmother. The nice one. She's also disowned me because I "don't love her if I'm disappointed in her"

>>40601650
I can't just beat an elderly woman

>>40601725
Doesn't sound like she was nice one then anon

>>40601733
Well, she was the nicest one. The others were much worse. I really shouldn't care, but aside from my siblings she was the only family member I was close to

>>40601730
You have a vagina, yes you can. A cis man 80 years ago wouldn't have held back just to make sure that dinner was on the table.

>>40601750
If I lay a hand on her she will die. I'm not going to prison just cuz I'm a little sad.

>>40601755
Bitch made. Beat yourself and say she did it then.

>>40601775
Surely you understand why that would epically fail.

>>40601784
Well anon I can't give you all the answers. I'd give you a spell or potion but you wouldn't have the materials for it. Maybe you just have to deal with it like a good boy.

>>40601799
Im already dealing with it. Im gonna be sad, maybe bitch for a few hours and move on

I love the packer I got so much, I use it for drawing reference now. Now I can draw my waifu sucking my cock for real! Id post the art but im not out as trans on my art account.

>>40601891
I searched specifically for an uncut packer because circumcised cocks look cold, occasionally it falls out my harness in the morning and gives me full body horror for about 5seconds before remembering it comes off though

>>40601712
he was specifically talking about tightness when we were talking about it

>>40601671
>Even worse are the cis men who think their 6 inches is going to really do something.
wait a minute how big must it be to satisfy an ftm?

>>40601949
4 is enough desu but I wouldn't be mad about 3 either

>>40601684
anal is like a super tight cock ring that goes up and down the shaft while the pussy is a warm and wet muscular embrace all around and inside you can feel the vaginal rugae, with anal inside it's mostly smooth almost like a condom

>>40601949
6.5-7inch minimum if you're not a 90lb virgin
>>40601956
>4
Wtf are you doing with four?

>>40601982
nta but man how fucking deep are you, 4 inches and already I get hit in the cervix

>>40601982
Take it up my pussy what else?

>>40601970
well yeah i know the difference i'm just saying what my bf said
>>40601949
my bf is 6 inches and it's more or less perfect

>>40601956
I've never tried dick but I want to and I like the aesthetics of smaller ones. Do you recommend I make him use a condom and if so should I get one of those rare ones that have no built in lube?

>>40601992
You might have a low sitting cervix, or weren't very horny during penetration

>>40601684
You know that you are supposed to clench your vag muscles when you are having sex? Its feels really good, like getting milked.

>>40601572
ive read the old testament + new testament + a translation of Quran into my native language and im fammiliar with a lot of hadiths. my knowledge of Christianity is primarily eastern orthodox but im also familiar with catholic teachings. im more casual about researching non Abrahamic religions, i know a lot about Hellenic paganism, Tengrism and the aforementioned Zoroastrianism aswell as bits of anecdotal information about Slavic paganism. ive been wanting to dive into Buddhism next. sorry if i misunderstood your question, English isn't my first language.

Cockhungry female sluts can't hold back from talking about their bfs dicksize

>>40602132
This is not something men do. Men never do this.
>>40601982
Why do ftms act like the most low value whores?

>>40602132
Nta but clenching during sex is annoying, doesn't feel good

>>40602238
We're men, little lady. You're going to hear some locker room talk here.

>>40602258
Talking about getting your pussy stretched by big dicks is not locker room talk by any stretch of the imagination. At least not for males. Have you genuinely convinced yourself of this?

i cant imagine feeling genuinely distressed over being single or wanting a partner to anchor onto for your entire life. to me it reeks of deep dissatisfaction with oneself

>>40602274
>Taking about having sex with desirable partners isn't locker room talk
You've never been a part of locker room talk because you were too busy getting shoved in the locker

>>40602166
> if i misunderstood your question, English isn't my first language.
You did, but you partially answered.
"Canon" is the collection of religious texts. It is usually comprised of "scriptures" and sometimes "commentaries". Far east religions usually put commentaries in their canons, western religions rarely. For example, the Tibetan Buddhist canon has the Kangyur section (scriptures) and Tengyur section (commentaries). If we wanna oversimplify, the Jews have the Torah (scriptures) and the Talmud (commentary).
Canons change according to the "branch" of the religion (yours being eastern orthodox) and its "denomination" (greek, slavonic, georgian). Picrel is the canon for the old testament.
>eastern orthodox
What patriarchy are you in? Are you the ukrainian pooner I see from time to time on here?
>im more casual about researching non Abrahamic religions
Me too. I wanna get serious about Esoteric Buddhism, though. It has a lot of things I agree with.
>Zoroastrianism
How do you approach it? Do you go directly into critical editions of primary texts or do you first read (or watch) some introductory stuff, like seminars, podcast episodes, yt videos?
>ive been wanting to dive into Buddhism next.
If you wanna get into Tibetan Buddhism, try the 84000.co project. It has a very nice section for beginners.
I've tried posting on /lit/ after reading it and they really struggled even with the most basic of concepts, so I think whatever they use to learn about Buddhism is not good at all.
Also, avoid Zen Buddhism till you get decently confident with Buddhism. It is not light stuff (even if it is very concise) and the commentaries don't give you the whole picture.
The Buddhist canons are fucking massive, iirc they are almost as long as the Taoist canon.

>>40602380
You'd get shoved in a locker if you started talking gay shit, you'd get raped if you started talking about how much you get fucked in the pussy

>>40602472
You say that like it's a bad thing

>>40602238
Sure men would do that if they had little pussies :3

>>40602472
>pussy vagina ooo scary rape pussy fuck

>>40602296
same, i will never understand the drive some people have for relationships, nor the desire for one despite being in one in the distant past. we were more or less just friends with an extra label

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>>40602832
>>40602832

>>40602428
>What patriarchy are you in?
i dont consider myself a Christian, or a member of any religion at that matter, but I feel the closest to the Russian orthodox church because i grew up with it. it just hits home
>are you the ukrainian pooner I see from time to time on here?
probably not but i wanna be mysterious and say maybe.
>How do you approach it? Do you go directly into critical editions of primary texts or do you first read (or watch) some introductory stuff, like seminars, podcast episodes, yt videos?
combination of both ig. ive read the gathas and started reading avesta but i combine it with watching thematic videos and reading factoids. im aware that the last two are not always accurate, i mostly just do it to entertain myself and to keep the fixation going while im taking a break from reading the raw text