QOTT: Whats your craziest fetish?
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>>40592081 (OP)I regret watching this video
>QOTTMaybe getting hit and bruising and stuff
>>40592071omg this scared the shit out of me it started autoplaying when I wasnt looking
>dumb troon cant pirate software wtfidk modern software make it so hard now with licensing servers that forces you to stay online and bunch of weird stuff it's scary
>are u even a real tranny??!!??no
>>40592081 (OP)>Whats your craziest fetish?packing a home cooked meal and giving it to my hook-ups before they leave my apartment :P
>>40592081 (OP)getting off to being raped sucks ik it's like a cope but it still feels bad
>>40592087being effeminate is a good thing
was thorny just being le ironic or did he actually get boner from watching that clip of that guy who got beheaded while jerking off?
>>40592141He's just being edgy and cringe as always
>being effeminate is a good thing
no
I'm a little bit effeminate
>>40592164Loving the textures. Hand-painted is so chic
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Hmm...
>>40592176hello hello Marina. How are you?
>>40592176>little bit effeminate>little bit LMFAOOOOO
>>40592149ok. lemme know if you have any allergies cause i dont wanna get sued for wrongful deaths and shit okay
>>40592180if the bitches are equal then they can fight their own battles
>>40592183Hiii, I'm sleepy but I went out to dinner with my dad to a nice Chinese restaurant!
How are you?
>>40592186I swearrrr only just a little
>>40592195i'm allergic to bottoming
>>40592180everything after heroic men in the bottom graph should be crazed evil men or just switch the labels on the top graph
>>40592209and what about getting your ass eaten?
>>40592223i have a severe deficency
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4aTQ4BbzO8
>>40592207That sounds nice
>How are you?Really good. Pouring down rain while im posting from my balcony. Got coffee. I just wish I had a cig
>>40592234Oh that sounds lovely and cozy! I wish I could join you! Being outside in the rain is one of my favorite things.
>>40592232hmmm. so you would take a tongue up the ass but wont bottom? interdasting!
How do we know shiza is a real pole? It could all be an ellaborate larp.
sometimes I like going on my anon sniffies account and just sending guys compliments about their peens and holes
>>40592288it's not up the ass, it's around the ass but yes
>>40592164What are your plans for 60? Gonna clear all raids?
>>40592141Was it a Russian getting beheaded? He thinks he's edgy and funny getting off on it.
>>40592357idk. i didnt watch the clip. it was crossposted from gif
>>40592381ypu're trying too hard, bluv
>>40592405nyope. im chill
Anyone else have smol feet? Orz
>>40592433Post smol feet in socks :3
>>40592081 (OP)handholding, cuddling, then being mercilessly fucked
how are we all doing today anons?
>>40592433What size counts as small feet?
whens the last time you saw a butterfly?
Are other gays like gaygen irl or are they worse or better
>>40592439I'm not a slut
>>405924688 in us mens
>>40592491You've got to stop asking this man I'm not going to comply
>>40592475Since I moved to the city, forever :(
>>40592478All the gays I know irl are super well adjusted like they do outside activities and shit
>>40592484>8 in us mensThen mine are small I guess. They appear big tho like a hobbit so not really cute
>>40592456probably
>>40592478sort of goes without saying but yeah lads IRL are a lot more normal than anons who frequent fringe gens on an image board
>>40592475yesterday (:
>>40592511Wishful thinking I'm afraid
>>40592441how big is your penis?
>>40592514we'll see (that hole)
>>40592523all good, had a lovely morning.
went the gym, had a swim, then some coffee been reading a book for the past few hours very comfy
wbu?
>>40592547If you can consistently be amusing you still won't get holepics
>>40592503>Since I moved to the city, forever :(me too :(
i havent seen crows in forever as well
>yesterday (:lucky you
>>40592554that's what they all say
>>40592475Just now when I looked out da window theres tons of cutie critters here c:
kms i got a like notification on tinder and the guy was actually cute but i didn't want to match instantly because i thought i'd seem weird and now i can't find him again
>>40592594You ask for holepics from everyone?!1 I'm not special... I can't believe it...
>>40592604That was your ideal soulmate and you would've lived happily ever after if you didn't pussy out :/
>>40592543idk 5 to 6 inches i think
>>40592597wish i lived in a pretty rural backwater desu
>>40592604it's Tinder you'll end up seeing him again same lads get recycled over and over, at least until they delete the app
>>40592606post hole is gaygen's official greeting
>>40592597okay disney princess. no need to rub it in the faces of us cityfags :s
sonicfox is such a narcissistic faggot holy shit
I love these, im happy I found them half off
>>40592551That's sounds good. Im energetic and in good spirits. Thank you
>>40592620litcherally
>>40592624i hope so but i've been refreshing on and off all day and its still showing me the same whitebread motherfuckers i've been ignoring for weeks
Been balding since the age of 14, now at the age of 24 I will go and shave it.
Goodbye wondrous youth, you will be missed.
>>40592672post hole to you too
>>40592638I think im in the city actually not sure what you would call this area but they left a ton of nature between the apartment blocks here thankfully and they only mow the lawns every couple of months so theres lots of wild flowers for bees and butterflies
>>40592081 (OP)wtf is this even called, its so fucking weird
>>40592682rip
>>40592698I've got that too. It's nice
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>>40592644no you
>>40592656good, good, they look nice
>>40592678just give it time ultimately there's only so many gay guys in your area, so the app has to do a lot of recycling, provided you did not swipe left he will pop up again
>>40592682honestly if you're balding just shaving it off I think is the best way to go
looks a lot better imo
>>40592682Post snatched wig head
>>40592725would you have sex with your bf in soccer uniforms
>>40592682balding for 10 years without shaving or doing anything to stop it is crazy bro
qott:
sleeping on a pile of money, surrounded by beautiful asian twinks.
>>40592739>sleeping on a pile of money, surrounded by beautiful big dicked men
>>40592747IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME
>>40592747fuck that's so fucking hot I wish that would happen to me as long as all the guys were white
>>40592711why are you not angry this time? you usually get pissed off with the "z" reference otherwise
>>40592737sure sounds like it could be hot
no bf tho ):
>>40592747why are you posting this old news, b**gle? that guy is dead btw. he was killed by a "swedish gang"
Did Hulk Hogan deserve death?
>>40592785I dont like the word
>>40592747and he got killed like a year or so after that. Poor kid
Rap music has the most repulsive celebrities
>>40592860TRUKE. ruined the music scene since the 90's
the musk cult has gone far enough. just went on a date with a potentially attractive gym bro but he literally smells like shit even after a shower. whoever is telling people to use organic, aluminum free deodorant is lying to you. get the chemicals!
some animals just can't be domesticated, because they are evil
>>40592771um, sweaty, it happened in sweden so you know it was a pack full of wild shitskins
odds wash your hair
evens fuck it
>>40592965get in the shower stinky
>>40592965you're gonna have to wash it now geg
pls stop talking about sweden :(
>>40592965wash it but no shampoo just conditioner
>>40592965did you wash it last time?
I support migration, just not for arabs.
>>40592900Sis is so brainwashed and trained like a dog by big perfume she cant even handle natural smells anymore
>>40592980last wash was friday.
>>40592996wash it again. how long does it take anyway
>>40592988>smegma? nahhh bro its just natural, keep sucking dude
>>40593003.... like fifteen minutes. and then styling is another 30
>>40593011do you have long hair?
I'm such a sucker for fast fashion when it comes to buying pants. im a bad person im killing the planet ;_;
>>40593018its okay everything is fine
>>40593018im the exact opposite. i buy clothes and wear them to death
>>40593007Oh is that why you prefer prebubescent children?
started getting blazed every evening after work and my skin has somehow miraculously improved
all the redness and acne-proneness is gone. strange how that works
Back from a long trip and my cats won't leave me alone. Nice that they missed me but daddy is trying to shitpost over here but one of them keeps headbutting the phone while the other is just yelling by the door. Gotta FOCUS to get these (You)s
>>40593070Why won't you love me?!?
>>40593068zenless zone zero
>>40593053put your name back on, cripple
>>40593074Got the white one for myself in 2020 and the black one for him once I started going back to classes inperson in 2022. Havent had a moments peace since
>>40593070sis im just sharing unconventional skincare tips
>>40593040>wear them to deathI try to do that but sometimes when I feel down or self-conscious I just feel the irresistible pull to buy more like a sheep
>>40593110cute. keep the pics coming now pls
>>40593042i need to get off this website forever
I eat Boston donuts upside down to taste thr chocolate better and my bf started doing the same. I feel validated
>>40593184timmy loves eating cream pies
>>40593176yet it still sold more units than any other system in its gen, how
>>40593195it's called hype
>>40593131They're very aesthetic.
Nobody cares BUT imma vacationpost a bit too. With the cats as collateral. I roadtripped 4 days down to Myrtle Beach, 3 days over to Nashville, then spent 4 days back at home in WI before scooting back to NH. Highlight was the sunset Shenandoah, the NC Museum of Science, and Big Bulls Banging BBQ. Lowlight was the heat. 100+ every day after I left Myrtle and high 90s even at night. I had a whole back trip planned but couldn't hack it so I bailed back to the safety of the tundra. Imma go back down through WV/PA prob next fall. High 40s welcomed me back home. God's way of apologizing I assume.
>>40593195>other system in its genwhich are what?
>>40593235xbox, all the handhelds, ps5 continues to sell to this day even when xbox has more exclusives, cant be just "hype"
Can't believe xbox lost. hold me gaylo bros....
>>40593215idk what any of those things are that you mentioned but it sounds fun :D Also is that your furniture?
>>40593234had to unfollow her twitter cuz it was just way too much negativity for me it made me sad
>>40593176death stranding 2 just came out
>>40593234So... What now?
>>40593265*Holds you and starts fondling your crotch rolling back the foreskin and having a taste*
is it bad if i say i wanna watch this ai guy's fat ai ass getting fucked hardcore?
>>40593266did you play it? i got the first death stranding when it came out and swore to never buy anything from kojima again
>>40593393i need to lose weight this is so hot
>>40593393I'd dress like this but I just don't think I have the looks or confidence for it
>>40593172we have truly reached the heights of football twinkdom
can't wait for La Liga to start
>>40593265>had to unfollow her twitter cuz it was just way too much negativity for me it made me sadSame here
More people should wear thongs
>>40593265>Also is that your furniture? Yeah I have a lot of bold patterned stuff. Idk what the style would be but like maximalist-victorian-greek-revival type thing. Lots of color blocking, gold accents, velvet, and statues.
>>40593496post bold patterned hole
>>40593496My dining room last easter. It's not for everyone but I love the process of collecting and building vibematched decor. Lots of goodwills. Not done yet but I also have a bunch of stuff I still need to hang. I get lazy
>>40593346yeah but if you didn't like the first one you probably won't like the 2nd one lol
>>40593496omg I love that. I don't really do furniture with patterns that well but I love tufted stuff like that and colors too. I usually go with big dark furniture and mix it with pillows and blankets that has alot of colors and patterns
What do >we think of tongue piercings?
>>40593492AY GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY FAGS I'M WALKING HERE
my kink is when the bottom is hard during sex
>>40593492too fem just wear speedos or a jockstrap if you must engage in faggy behavior
>>40593589those are fem too
dont even interact with DLs imo. too pussy to come out means no bussy
>>40593612a lot less so, considering that thongs are women's underwear
>>40593419do you likes bundesliga, some qts there too
>>40593526yeah i knew i wouldn't be getting ds2 cos i couldn't make it past a couple hours of the first game, one of the first games i bought with my own money because i thought it was gonna be mgs6 but it was so fucking boring
>>40593628me coming out would ruin my family. cant help that
Reyna
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>>40593639yes, mostly watch Premier League, Serie A, La Liga, and Bundesliga
always had a thing for Reyna ngl
crouching penis, hidden bussy :3
>>40593702then your family is shit
>>40593716omg he looks like the guy that ai models generate when you ask for a blonde guy
>>40592081 (OP)>QOTTBondage + edging and milking :3
>>40593734receiving or giving
>>40593520Wow I love your aesthetic serving alice in wonderland mad hatter extravaganza
>>40593743Giving ofc <3 love making my tops submit and turning them into a living dildo
>>40593718sorta agree, but they do their best.. id come out instantly if they all weren't so active in the church, one of my uncles is a member of the clergy too
>>40593628but DLs are hot why would I gaf if hes out or not if Im just hooking up with someone
>>40593760bondage is cringe but being edged and milked sounds fun
>>40593731he's not a natural blonde but still a qt tho
do you watch football anon?
>>40593811no. i have ZERO interest in watching sports. i cant get into it at all. i used to watch wwe as a kid tho
petition to rangeban hungary and poland
>>40593850why ban poland? they don't even have electricity yet let alone computers
>>40593889we must strike before they connect to the internet, it's like in terminator, once skynet is online it's game over for us all
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>>40593828no worries anon, for me it was Ray Mysterio
in retrospect that I was into watching that shite should have tipped my parents off that I was a fag
>>40593875god he's pretty
can't wait until football starts again, just want a beer and a good match, and some qt lads to oggle.
surely that is not too much to ask for?
>>40593850there's some qt polish guys in my country can they get a pass please?
>>40593925did you ever play, anon? or are you just a fan of the sport? i played football casually in hs, wasnt as good at it as i was in other sports
>>40593760>serving alice in wonderland mad hatter extravaganza Tyty. That was the exact goal. HUGE meal. Breakfast casserole, avocado toast bar with homemade toppings, multiple pastries, parfaits, bacon, sausage, spiral ham, and an italian lemon cake. Guests brought the drinks. Mimosas, screwdrivers, palomas, and bloody marys. The mess afterwards proves people enjoyed themselves! I love entertaining but tfw no bf so it's typically 1-2 couples and me. Odd numbers are hard cuz someone gets left out.
>>40593760>>40593973I also molded butter into little eggs and bunnies. Lil too extra ngl but they were adorable.
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>>40593963ireland
>>40593965yes, left midfield, both in secondary school and uni, have a small five-aside thing I do too now but it's very casual
so both, watch a lot of sports, but tend to be very autistic about football
what other sports did you play btw?
Twink ass in my face
No twink ass on your face
>>40593973>>40593979that looks super cool, how did you give friends to invite to it? or are the butter bunnies the friends?
>>40594015good, I don't want a butt in my face nor am I into other twinks
>>40594015Period
https://unsee
cc/album#ICmIhTIkd3VD
>>40594015only if it's hairy
>>40594053ok i'm jealous. never had a man sit on my face
>>40594028I met all my friends in the office and their SOs. I have no friends outside of work despite best efforts.
>>40594030i can see your beard in one of the pics :3
>>40594042He's 22
>>40594062No better way to start the morning than ass on your face
>>40594072Thatโs that flavor catcher/tickler
>>40594003i played rugby, mainly fly half and occasionally left wing :) also did martial arts. in footy played center back and some goalie lol
>>40594098post your fly hole
>>40594072You can see his chest tattoo slightly too hmmm
>>40594111Tops don't do that brother
>>40594207sound's hot, fisting's not
>>40594207do you really shove metal rods down your piss hole?
both are insane, fisting less so
>>40594098it's funny exact opposite for me i was not good at rugby
ocassionally will watch league but more into the six nations, desu
martial arts sounds cool in retrospect, kind of wish I did BJJ or Taekwondo
evens never tell family or anyone about winning the lottery and leave the country
odds give them all a share
>>40594248how much did you win
sounding literally doesn't hurt
>>40594242No Iโm not acting on my more depraved fetishes
>>40594207nope nope nope nope nope
>>40594343everything is too much for you virgin
>>40594357rather vanilla incarnate than sticking things up dicks
that is a one way tunnel
i have sex but i'm not sexually satisfied, how to fix
>>40594420i mean what are you into? kind of depends on that.
>>40594425don't know. would be nice to cum handsfree tho
>>40594438not much you can do unless you figure out what turns you on anon
>>40594445penis turns me on. i just like men
I have a locker room fetish
Itโs not crazy but itโs the most intense
>>40594493like being in a locker room or the smell of a locker room
>>40592081 (OP)my bf hates me and he can't let go of his resentment to not hate me
>>40594579what did you do
>>40594599well i haven't always been the best but i never sought to hurt him
>>40594586good reason to go the gym
the answer is at the bottom of an adderall pill container
>>40594644I wonder why I can't find adderall in europe
>>40594676There's plenty of other options tho
The haul. I was hoping on more bottles but I bailed before I really got into the Bourbon corridor. I gift sixpacks of local beers to friends so it's not all for me.
>>40594613lol you cheated and denied him sex on many occasions because he got fat
>>40594699how old are you
>>40594699omg everything is so American I love it haha
>>40592081 (OP)>QOTT: Whats your craziest fetish?whatever those portals/wormhole things are called where one slaps a smooth surface device to another's genitals wherein they are transfered by magic to a remote location. The person becomes anatomically like a doll but can feel any and all interactions with their teleported genitals, completely outside of their control
>>40594692ritalin makes me go apeshit, atomoxetin is nice, but insanely expensive, it's joever
>>40594699none of it is traditional Americana stuff
>>40594729Wut about Elvanse?
i want a bf who ain't afraid to pin me down and make me take his big, hard cock like a good bottom.
>tfw bi sub fem bottom
>>40594727Why just because I like dinosaurs?
>>40594720That was the goal. The whole trip was state capitals, state museums, local BBQ, historical landmarks, and diners.
OFFICIAL BBQ RANKINGS AS FOLLOWS
SC > TN (Nashville specifically) > Eastern NC > VA > KY (mutton) > Western NC
Research is ongoing for the rest of the south and will be conducted as convenient.
>>40594756So like every other bottom?
>>40594676they want you zogged and goypilled
good little boys and girls who are too anxious from the ritalin to breathe the wrong way
>>40594770nta but i'm a top and i want that
>>40594744not available here either
>>40594767what was your favorite BBQ place?
>>40594731I mean in the sense that stickers didn't exist in 1776? Sure. But the whole trip was nationals parks/landmarks and state museums/capitals and local diners/BBQ. Other than meth near a railroad it doesn't get more americana imo
>>40594706i would never cheat on him i am a god fearing man who tries his best but fails
>>40594796I dont think you know what a top is
>>40594799I mean I don't recognize any of those brands as anything I've seen in the south. Bucee's I thought was just a texas chain.
>>40594767answer the question
>>40594811i'm a top and i want to be fucked. we exist
>>40594798Big Bulls Banging BBQ in SC had the best meat by far. Their spicy BBQ sauce was killer too but the Carolina gold part was not my cup of tea. Second would be Wilbur's in Goldsboro NC. Their region does like a light brown gravy as their signature sauce. Suuuuuuper good hushpuppies too. And the blue angles practice out of an airfield nearby and were doing really low passes overhead the whole time. The sound was terrifiying but a cool random thing to come across. Shitty picture I took from my car on the drive out.
>>40594699cute girlfriend, how old is she bifag?
>>40594815It was all hyper local stuff. Bucees has stops all over the south now, that was the only real chain thing I went too. The beers I got in liquor stores so idk their distribution but each was brewed in the state it was purchased and recc'd by the clerk.
>>40594838The only hs friend I still have. I actually went up to visit her in WI cuz the weather was too hot to continue my trip down south. I was out by 14 and I've only ever kissed a woman in 2nd grade, who immediately slapped me. So pretty gold card gay.
>>40594819Not diagnosed so free and clear. Just a lot of brain damage from concussions and sports and stuff. I like science museums and don't make friends well. That doesn't make me autistic!
>>40594879>Just a lot of brain damage from concussions and sportsamerican football?
>>40594889Nah my gma wouldn't let me play cuz by the time I got old enough I had already had double digit concussion hospitalizations. I liked climbing up things but didn't like to climb down, so I'd jump. Tripped on a dog once at a campground. Sister pushed me off a house. Sprinted into the wall cuz I thought I was standing in a doorway not off to the side. Classic dipshit stuff
Would you still love your bf if he was a worm?
concussions are not cool, i had one like 4 months back, i still don't remember shit
>>40594827>iM a ToP aNd wAnT tO Be fUcKeD
>>40593628exclusive tops are worse
oh u refuse it up the ass? insta dropped!
>>>40594909Did you remember having a concussion yourself? What if someone is gaslighting you into thinking you had a concussion
>>40594919don't be topist
>was a bitter incel for a long time
>decided I had enough of it
>sucked a random's dick on Grindr
>made unironic real dating app profiles
>really cute 22yo shy depressed wolf cut twink academic chemist liked me
>back and forth texting for hours for a week now
>we find each other attractive too
I can't believe it was this fucking easy
I am starting to feel something for the first time in my life
>>40594699ze only thing id want from those bottom trinkets is the skullstrawberry and the colorchanging cups
dump the rest...
>>40594934Thank you. I consider it my life's work. Imma lil scrambled ngl but maybe it's endearing to leave my car running or the oven on or whatever. Who doesn't want to signup to be a fulltime caretaker in like 10 years when I'm really shot?
my favorite part of growing up in the south was fucking with my Christian parents
>have black bf bang on the door late at night to pick me up scaring my parents
>left condom at the top of the trash with bf's cum in it
>have latino friend jog through the neighborhood (gated community) to my house to go running with him to piss off my white neighbors
>>40594956Just wait until he cheats on you with chad and gets addicted to his 10 inch monster cock
>>40594956>I can't believe it was this fucking easyyou should feel bad for having been so retarded
>wolfwhat?
>>40594971I have a sticker board in my bathroom so I like to pick something up when I visit a college or buy a local product or whatever
>>40594992Wolf cut its a hairstyle
>>40594985>i expose black and latino people to racists for my personal amusement
>>40594956way to go *high five*
>>40594971And I just started collecting the state magnets from places I've been. My hope is it gets more fleshed out as I travel and I eventually have the complete picture. I forgot to get a few this time around and I didn't have the idea until recently so I'm missing a bunch
>>40595005oh, i didn't know that had a name
>>40595008guess i'm the racist oops :3
>>40595024and slow. that was heavily implied
>>40595005a hairstyle for a woman, is he trans?
>>40594999how did u acquire this wonderous habit
>>40594832cant support that establishment
if shiza died, would you be sad?
>>40595038Did an icecream passport a couple years ago with a group of friends and the stickers are only like a dollar so I just started getting one wherever I went. I like my little possessions. I sit on the toilet fighting for my life and the positive memories calm me down.
Would you still love shiza if she turned into a brown recluse crawled into your at bit you
>>40595057no
>>40595067don't love her/it now
>>40595035i'm far from slow, i'm speedy gonzales
>>40595047Oh yeah they were crazy rinkydink and unorganized. They asked to see my id when I tried to pay with card to match the names. Nearly no tables. Inside was full of like those mom Facebook boards that say shit like "don't talk to me until I've had my coffee... Or three!" And other tacky shit. Stick wooden picnic tables indoors. Old sign on the street that should have been replaced a decade ago. I loved them and will return anytime I'm even a little close by.
>>40595057yes
>>40594940cant
make swedebรถg post open hole
>>40594956grats bud! always be closing!
>>40595022minny lazy
>>40595060why dont you have pinups of halfnaked men on your walls?
>>40595097Would you creampie shiza if she appeared naked tied and gagged with an apple in her mouth like a roast pig in your bed
>thorny is the only one who cares about shiza
what does this say about gaygen?
>>40595047Big Bull's...."bang"? uuhm ok
>>40595057yes :(
35, shy, submissive, high libido, short slim asian. plenty of mileage left in this badboy, any takers?
>>40595107would you?
why do you ask?
now? no, im dead