Thread 40597544

Qott: have you reached out to your lgbt brothers and sisters to ask how they were lately?
old >>40595150

>>40597544 (OP)
>Crinkling
YAY

Every time I shave my butthole it starts itching after a few days and makes me crave having some guy scratch it for me with his cock

https://youtu.be/ebHSsPyb-jY?si=7A-B7jDkw6pHeWSM

Love these 2 boomer kings

>>40597544 (OP)
i don't have any lgbt brothers

Sucking your dads dick and cock nothing better than the dick that made you

>>40597544 (OP)
I have no gay friends

>>40597544 (OP)
I have one sibling and we text regularly
we are both lgbtarded

>>40597590
honest q, did your dad molest you

I know that we are young
And I know that you may love me
But I just can't be with you like this anymore
Alejandro

gay men make the best women

Thoughts on hsts

>>40597619
shes beautiful

>>40597569
if i shave my ass i get ingrown hairs fuxking everywhere

>>40597629
Idk but I definitely want zhim to sit on my erect penis

>>40597630
She was

>>40597629
>>40597619
Gay men that's all they'll ever be because God he doesn't make mistakes and he don't like skirt steaks

>>40597629
dont know what that means

>>40597649
Homosexual transexuals

>>40597649
heterosex therapy system

>>40597602
unfortunately not atlest I cant remember

>>40597641
she is. don't be a chud

>>40597544 (OP)
only ever known one other gay guy

>>40597619
such a waste

>>40597629
all of the hot trannies are this

>>40597675
He*

>>40597675
Going from pretty to ugly should be illegal. No matter what your gender whatever is.

>>/aco/8930341
Kekekekek wtfff

>>40597676
>such a waste
you would know

>>40597727
>>40597689
shes valid and beautiful, fuck off

>>40597729
>>>/aco/8930341

>>40597729
>>>/aco/8930341. Woops

I had a dream a transwoman named Lily spit on my face and called me a
>Professional park ranger.
What does this mean

>>40597741
He*

>>40597741
>>40597641

>>40597746
park cruiser

>>40597742
>>40597745
twinks when they hit 20

>>40597619
this was a travesty though he was so insanely hot as a guy

>>40597738
flattered

we will always stand up for our trans brethren

I don't mean to be rude
No he-shes cause I'm not in the mood

>>40597766
>TWENTY
Lolololol... You're right

>>40597797
anywhere but in bed

I'll stand up if we're both on a seesaw and they're dangling over a vat of lava. Joka style bb

>>40597745
stop posting. this did not warrant our attention. stop samefagging

Twinks ripen at age 25 that's their peak of attractiveness

why do even gay guys look down on women and see them as inferior?

Then they Peter off at age 35 to be daddies okay they never really stop being hot

>>40597831
i want you to strike up a conversation with a woman and really listen to and think about the things she says

>>40597831
I dont see women as inferior but they are like alien because they have different pee parts

>>40597831
Gay guys are beneath trans on the totem pole thats for sure

As a rat, I wander along twitter accounts of straight guys to collect pics such as this. Sometimes they wonder who the person is adding this to bookmarks.

Hot gays > all straights > hot trannies > ugly gays > lesbians > all women > ugly trannies

>>40597821
good boy

I should go to sleep already but had like two ice coffees and my bed sheets didn't dry properly so I have to sleep in my couch
>>40597829
I'm not planning on expiring any time soon tho
>>40597831
According to who?
>>40597889
>pic
GUH

No one taking the word of some pozzed loser seriously

>>40597824
>>>/aco/8930341

>>40597890
a bipedo wrote this

>>40597940
>so I have to sleep in my couch
esl moments are so cute. one day you'll post vocaroo and I'll melt off of my chair and be a puddle on the floor

>>40597948
Nah just a regular purebred gaypedo

they were all in love with dying they were doing it in texas

>>40597965
uh what? what's esl about it?? *on*smy couch?

>>40597983
The fault was in our stars all along

>>40597991
Yeah lol sleeping in your couch sounds like you're smol and mouse-sized and going to sleep inside the little crevice between the cushions

Unruly twinks should be enrolled into a government program where they become live-in inmates for men with good behavior at maximum security prisons.

The fault in our stars' but he has HIV and not cancer

>>40598023
Greentext this and bet I could cum to it

If you're
a. over the age of 20
b. over 125 lbs, regardless of height
then you aren't a twink anymore and should call yourself a man. I see 32 year olds online calling themselves 'twink' and I'm thinking no bro, you're just a tube of fat that doesn't exercise.

>>40597993
You are now forced to remember "Boom Clap" for saying that
>>40598004
Well maybe that's the case. So you're saying I sleep IN my bed but ON my bed? Stupid... -_-

>>40597965
https://voca.ro/1cm1EcQze0B9

Esp if there's a sort of scared straight smugness that gives way to terror as they realize the inmates CAN touch them and WILL fuck them. Then kinda a "until they like it" dealio

>>40598075
omg im drunk I meant couch

>>40598075
Yes I don't make the rules of language and I can barely speak English myself lol
>>40598078
Why do you sound Russian and not German

>>40598101
I was thinking more the man you are paired with would be super protective of you from the other inmates but this angle also works, communal twink for the entire prison block.

how many of you sit to pee

>>40598145
I do cause I'm not a fucking caveman

>>40598145
i sit at home

>>40598143
Nah i like the pairing off idea more. Just the initial interaction where the twink gets put in a room and realizes he's about to get fucked then an introduction to the cell block where he sees maybe his childhood bad boy idol bitched out and realises he's on the same path. Thinking a 20 page comic or so. 2-3 pages where he's a bully, 1 where he's sentenced to the program, 10 of the first encounter, 2 where he meets the gen pop, 3 where it's a flashforward.

>>40598078
Im bricked

>>40598129
What do you speak?

Im making another iced coffee during my hot tub break and there is nothing any of you can do to stop me.

>>40598191
>>40598190
>>40598143
>>40598101
>>40598023

>>40598068
>dick eaters calling themselves men

Now just a goddam minute...

>>40598260
https://voca.ro/19s5Z1xa1Ie3

>>40598068
I'm 23 and I'm still a twink

>>40598314
Aaaaaaa it's gaydeath

>>40598307
You havent been a twink for 10 years

Thinking about getting this or something similar but idk what do you guys think? I already have one but it's a bit different and blue
>>40598260
>>40598292
Are you guys like 5 or something lmao

>>40598292
https://voca.ro/1fByUum0q1rw

I realized my homosexuality and bottom role after I saw this episode long time ago

https://youtu.be/KRW-lQLli84

>>40598344
https://voca.ro/17P7LGT5uxFz

>>40598375
bruh a jacket is NOT just a jacket. Motorcycle jacket sounds cool. Vintage is always good especially with jackets and stuff they're really good quality.

>>40598344
no one dresses like this in real life

>>40598443
They do tho?

>>40598360
will you be my stimpy

>>40598307
Its time to evolve from the raped to the raper gd

>>40598423
I sold a Facconable jacket to some guy in Sweden for $250. I used to buy and sell vintage sveny, that's where I managed to source original clothing from the 1950s. I still have some of it.

>>40598459
I am literally like this irl

>>40597768

Generic mid douchebag looking twink as a guy

Exciting beautiful seductive woman as a troon

>>40598476
woah cool

>>40598490
a guy you could never have
a “woman” you might be able to because their sexual value is so low

Iced coffee complete.

>>40598260
>>40598292
>>40598353
Beeg fart want to smell your fart

>>40598513
ig I'm not very interesting

I dont mind traps, gays that want to dress up. But when it comes to surgically altering your body, I figure it must be the gaybrainest of gays. (Gays have no concept of the future; this is why time and age confuse them).

I thought I saw the straight version of this a few days ago when I watched that collab between Fuentes and some tiktoker named Clavicular, whose shtick is about "looks-maxxing" and said he plans to have jaw surgery and his legs broken to gain height.

And he's nineteen. And why does he want to go through this? To impress females. To me, thats as mindbroke as a tranny. Its at least as degenerate as a troon, because you are making these idiotic medical decisions to earn the affection of females. I mean, how broke must your ego be to think surgery to win validation for sex is a good idea.

He also recommends regimens of hormones, of course and is one of these lunatics that thinks balding 18 year olds should start finasteride.

How many of you are actually hot?

>>40598611
Three guys told me that they want to eat my hairy ass

>>40598611
I keep my air conditioner in good working order, so not really.

>>40598611
Im mid but fuckable

>>40598556
don't put yourself down like that. Bad for your menthol health etc
>>40598611
what >>40598654 said

>>40598611
a little above average i think, i rarely get outright rejected for looks and face pic increases the number of messages i get

>>40598611
I am probably the hottest person you'll ever see

>>40598719
>sniffing eachother's socks
ftfy

what's your type?
nacho cheese dorito's
of
cheeto's

Post gyatts

>>40598731
>>40598737
Fuck yeeeeaaahhh

Socks and asses socks and asses

ya know what i really want?
a new james bond movie where the bond girl is the villain. a tranny that absolutely loses their shit if you misgender them. imagine. they've got bond tied up and their divulging their evil plan. a henchmen sir's them and they just turn around, shoot 'em and continue like nothing happens. later they're fighting and bond tells them they punch like a man before they go completely unhinged.

>>40598798
rent free

>>40598798
SCREAMINGG-

I took a nice penis photo

>>40598798
Yawn

I don't get stripclubs. If I can't touch how is it any better than normal porn?

Me vs the men I date :3

>>40598611
everyone here is hot in their own mind
also 4chan standards are way lower than the rest of the worlds

Halloween episodes > special location episodes > Christmas episodes > guest star episodes > crossover episodes >>> soft pilot episodes

>>40598860
Why

>>40598856
They’ll rub their ass on your crotch if you tip well

>>40598879
4chan standards are high but from below average anonymous posters

>>40598817
as if i could charge him. my cards are all maxed out.

you know how the uber ridge claim 0 income and why the government would audit those claiming such a small amount of miney every year?

major corporation owners use the shares they're paid in as leverage to take out loans to use as income, but cannot be called income as it's a borrowed debt. they then pay off the debt by liquidating an asset or trading in their stock, but because they're playing with borrowed money to begin with they never have to pay it off in full. they have to make the minimum payments. they can then continue to acrew more debt that doesn't need imediately payed off year after year as they continue to acrew more assets like stocks. the stocks only ever get taxed when they cash them out.

If you've ever smelled a gay couples apartment I feel bad for you

>>40598852
you gotta pander to the hetero's. have sydney sweeny play the villain.

>>40598884
Yeah but then what? You get all amped up to go jerk one out in you car?

>>40598856
the smell.

>>40598798
Why can't we have trans HEROES why are they always villains

I once went over to my friends apartment whose girlfriend recently had a baby. Wasn't much different than a gay person's apartment. Smelled like poo.

>boys
what they smell so good for? For me to sniff them? Sluts >.<

>>40598767
*sniffs*

>>40598925
Do you pity?

>>40598895
this is why i've never had sex in my apartment..
it's not just the musk but the energy and vibe is changed by people having sex in a closed space...
and people are having sex on the same bed they sleep on which is so fucking weird and energetically attracting demons

>>40598906
listen. they're tired of trans positivity. trends only last about a decade. let the hetero's win for once.

>>40598942
Can I attract a big booty twinccubuss that way?

>>40598899
I don’t know I’ve never paid a stripper

>>40598942
meant for
>>40598893

>>40598941
about two hundo for soft
four for hard.

>>40598955
Then why are you replying to me? I need SMEs not some wannabe with a giant tapered cock

which do you prefer?

AI spam hours

>>40598965
But that's not the lyric :(

Also you already know I got the goods. Need a preview of the merchandise before I throw any stacks down, yahurdme?

>>40598982
Left

>>40599002
maybe if you weren't ugly and could take a good pic i wouldn't have to spam AI

>>40599015
wig discombobulated

The whole point of making money is so that when you are ancient like me, you dont have to rely on looks to get hole.

I could buy and sell all your holes for less than the price of a pair of shoes. This hole. That hole. All your holes. I would parade your holes on a kathoey stage before a crowd of drunken Thai business men, auction you off and send you back to the pen like cattle.

I would be at the podium swinging my gavel, "2,000 baht! Do I hear 2,500? 2,400? 2,100 baht to the man in a jaapi! Jing jing? Makkwa? Sold for 2,100!"

Then you would twerk for them as the cock fight starts and I count my Thai gold ha cha cha

>>40598982
Rights ass is too small step aside for a real bottom

>>40599028
Wig

>>40599028
Oh so you're trans... nvm

Need him

>>40599039
Xie zing ping will hear about this

Oh great he is starting on the student athletes

getting off to an ai pic of a person who doesn't exist
or
getting off to an a pic of a straight guy who has a wife

which is the worst sin?

when you're immortal. hole loses control.

>>40599039
I'm just a hole sir

>>40599074
Getting off to some poster just because they posted a pic and replied to your post once.

We all know who Im talking about.

I really want to find me a hot trucker bf to drive across the country with. Sounds like so much fun.

Maybe I'll masturbate tonight. Idk. Keeping my options open.

>>40599126
>we all know
i have no clue and why would anyone just jerk it to some random persons photo you have no bond with, i feel uncomfortable watching porn of random hoes

>>40599108
Neat. A reference to both one of my favorite meme porn fags and the only cartoon character that could give me a boner. Even that pic is a little difficult to scroll past.

>>40599152
>why would anyone just jerk it to some random persons photo you have no bond with

the only thing I crave is coffee with creamer... I can go without food I never really crave it but something about sweet coffee I have this strange oral fixation for.

>>40598977
Because I was bored

I jerked it to one poster's pics until I got to know them, at which point in stopped having fantasies about them. That's how that goes.

>make dinner or jump back in tub
These are the daily battles I must contend with.

let me tell u the story about two bottoms who fell in love

i started jerking it to one posters pics after i got to know him

>>40599185
I drink a bit much myself. Its responsible for at least half my textwalls here.

>>40599224
Me to Santino

>>40599211
>>40599224
who was this poster?

>>40599240
Thornys hot steamy clog log

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plapusis the Side? I thought not. It's not a story the Bottoms would tell you. It's a Top legend.

I jerked to a poster but then we became buddies and it immediately felt weird so I stopped.

>>40599240
you wouldn’t know him he lived
s in another country

>>40599154
>ywn be as attractive to someone as that cartoon character is to anon
why live

I can't stop farting ass blasting I might start shidding

would you squeak, for your bf?

>>40599289
No but I would wheek like a guinea pig

>>40599289
ask not for whom the bottom squeaks, he squeaks for thee

bussyqueef

>>40599298
I used to queef hard on my BF's cock cum farts

forget buttqueefing, has anyone else burped after giving head

Comfort sounds an awful lot like cum fart why's that

>>40599328
you have an accent

>>40599332
It's cumfartable in here

>>40599326
I've puked which turned him on and he made me clean his dick with my mouth...

Try to say comfort without saying cumfart impossible even with a British accent

>>40599369
same except he didn't have to say anything I just slurped it back up and kept going
ugh I love men

>>40599376
Wait you're not British?

...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRbKne2rTh4

How in the world could someone have a conversation with people like this? I assume they just don't talk much.

>>40599567
2/10 too pudgy

vintage gay porn

>>40599376
https://voca.ro/17JbYOktpYoF

god i fucking love nachos. i need a latino bf so he could cook for me and fill me with his leche

>>40599805
https://voca.ro/1nuVNRs1w7uy

https://voca.ro/1lGAeEkQipD2
Com for table your missing a syllable retard

>>40599854
ummm actually comfortable is THREE syllables

>>40599877
>>40599889

>>40599597
Still fucks and sucks

Wow a lot of angry people to bring bad vibes to a simple joke. Sheesh.

I notice that often about a lot of posters. They seem like the type too uptight to ever just laugh.

It's pronounced as spelled shrimple as any other explanation of the pronunciation is perpetuated by ESL English speakers

do i jerk off for the 6th day in a row. my dick is kinda sore :/

>>40599952
That's sinful get right with God you loon

>>40599976
niggers

>>40600008
Don't say racist words it's offensive

>>40599952
No wait for the diminishing returns to cease

i wanna be crushed by big hairy men

massive diarrhea just struck me need my prayer warriors to intercede

>>40600107
Feel the rain on your skin noone else can feel it for you

Just lied to an 18 year old bottom, said I’m straight and wanna experiment.

This has worked dozens of times since I started doing it when I was 19

bet way to get rid of swamp ass?

>>40600120
>Straight guys

I just saw a video of grown men dancing and twirling batons. This is a naked manifestation of communism.

I hate talking to 18-20 year olds on grindr. It's always like "wyd" or "horny af" like speak like a normal person

>>40600127
Bottoms tongue

>>40600138
xi would never allow this

horny af.... wyd

>>40600140
anon, I AM the bottom, I'm 5'8 and want to be in tip top shape for my top, and I want my ass to be ready for him whenever he chooses

>>40600179
Maybe he likes plapping it dirty

is femboy x femboy uncommon?

>>40600139
From what I can tell, gays cant have normal conversations when they think sex is on the line.

But its a good trick; if a gay guy is hitting on you and you aren't interested, you can give them the ick by pivoting back to having a normal adult conversation. I've used this before, even here. The homogay intellect cannot process sexual interest simultaneously with imitating humans as social camouflage.

I mean, just listen to methy. He can never make a point without the voc ending in some lewd sex fantasy, da filtee degenerate. Filthy, filthy, filthy.

>>40600216
Just be a transbian. Femboy x femboy exists in porn and no where else

>>40600198
I would prefer to assume he doesn't until he states otherwise

i thought swamp ass referred to sweat not like, diarrhea

>>40600233
It's sweat.

>>40600233
It depends how loamy your swamp is

>>40600224
this is the gay male thread, the one place that shouldn't be trans

>>40600233
it does

>>40600140
this. ill do it for him

>>40600241
It's so vile how trannies are. First they claim that they don't use gaygen and that we have to drop the cis, but then they come to regular gaygen to groom/pinkpill men. But if they lie to themselves about being a woman may as well lie and manipulate their way everywhere else.

>>40600233
i think its sweat and a little bit of shit. you really need a bidet to be clean

When was the last time you had a mental breakdown gaybros?

let’s steal the tranny thread but gay version >>40599437

>>40600255
ANON, I AM NOT THE TOP

>>40600266
I refuse to shit without showering immediately after

are you really a bottom if the smell of your tops unwashed shithole doesnt make you horny

Ive slowly been getting my family to stop being catholic. And the way its been working is through the lens of race. Crazy. I got them Spanish copies of the French book "Les Azteques" and I printed the illustrations that were included in the original French copy and included them with their books.

>>40600241
89% of femboys troon out eventually, according to the Femboy Association of the World

gaygen anon: straight acting gay doesn't exist
other gaygen anon: i am actually a straight acting gay and you are fag

the straight acting gay if he existed in 2025: i am quite fond of "labubu"

>>40600127
gold bond

My bf cummed on my hand. I licked it off. I don't like cum. But I'm trying to force, for his enjoyment.

Throwing my bottom bf against the wall and then punching him and calling him a fag

OMG did you see the latest episode of The Gilded Age :0

>>40600455
Who’s the bottom buu is eating? He cute

Does anyone like it's dragonball z

>>40600437
that's hot.

What's with gay men and cannibalism

>>40600471
name 5

Outing my closeted top bf to his parents anonymously, then consoling him and not telling him it was me who did it

>>40600497
thats evil

>>40600482
Jeffrey Dahmer
Guy who ate Kevin Bacon
Guy who ate that dude in germany
It's weird that it happened three times

>>40600471
bro I saw that fucking video, why did you have to remind me of its existence....

>>40600471
vore is so hot i just want a man to wrestle my weiner off with his teeth like a dog ripping a pillow in half >.<

>>40600379
So then we agree that you sound like a MASSIVE faggot which is what make your nasally rants comedy gold.

>>40600482
Luka Magnotta I believe ate some of his victims asscheek so that counts

>>40600497
unethical but justified

>>40600513
yeah me too, I think that was genuinely the first ever snuff film posted on clearnet. it was up on pol for a couple hours.

fag sex

I think I might unlock Astrologian and give it a try.

>>40600471
as opposed to the numerous documented cases of humans in history eating each other? most recently people in africa, papua new guinea, and new zealand? the downed plane of athletes stuck and eventually ate their dead to survive? you act like eating other people is some sort of depraved gay thing people have been doing it for a millennia

>>40600532
https://voca.ro/1eaa8QM7T1rX

... Cant you weirdos ever just have normal conversations?

>>40600601
Let me know how it is? I haven’t played since the game was new so it was just White Mage and Scholar as the two healers. What does Astro do

i need my hole pounded

>>40600620
https://voca.ro/1mpOiKImE4kz

would you date a cannibal with HIV?

>>40600633
I like how you stammered @00:26 when you realized your gay voice and normal voice were the same.

>>40600640
it heals

i like gay cock

>>40600704
no way me too

>>40600670
https://voca.ro/15ZFgHC5y7EB

if a cannibal bbq'd and ate a HIV positive person do they get pozzed too?

>>40600716
pretty sure the heat would kill the bacteria but i wouldn't trust an insane person to exercise proper culinary hygiene desu

>>40600700
Did I say you could speak to me? Fat fuck

>>40600640
I haven't played it before but it is a healer. You draw tarot cards to buff your party, and I remember hearing their heals are delayed and overtime. Like you have to set them up. But I heard they got buffed with the last patch, and there's 7.3 coming out in a few hours. Sage is the newest healer and they're a shield healer.

>>40600754
ok, keep wondering abt the complexities of a class in a game with linear itemization and no talents like a retard

>>40600711
Stopped at 00:26

If you think any self respecting person is going to listen to a homeless junkie giving his deep thoughts faggotry in the middle of the night while walking around with his stick snorting into his phone AND literally simultaneously pissing in public, you really have lost your mind.

Im sure it ended with some lewd sex digression as always. And your the one unironically yammering about gays and fetishes while uploading you pissing. Take your exhibitionism and piss fetish somewhere else, degenerate.

And ask your mom to take five minutes to teach you how to behave like a human being before she ropes herself too. Disgusting.

>>40600776
https://voca.ro/1b02pUJ7ibXL

>>40597619
I prefer mine to retain a bit more twinky clockiness

>>40600704
I took a great penis photo earlier

>>40600638
What you wanting to talk about?

>>40600834
Have you seen the new King of the Hill reboot

>>40600640
It actually feels good getting back into it. I'm not rushing to endgame, just enjoying the world. Though I do want to get to raids. Right now I'm trying to get my hunting logs to rank 3.

>>40600796
No, I think we're done here. I can laugh at a lot of your delusions but asking me to join you in urophilia is where I draw the line. Your vocs are suspended until you sober the fuck up from whatever you are on, you repulsive street crawling vermin. Just disgusting. jfc

no one cares

>>40600857
https://voca.ro/1byvytfM1L09

squeak

>>40600838
I don't watch this show

need edging

>>40600952
>>40600952
>>40600952

based cisgaygen is back