Thread 40600958

no trans allowed sorry
>>40597544 prev thread

I'm a passing straight trans woman with a straight boyfriend, and I love him so much!

>>40600983
this really happened lol

Whats on your mind gg?

>>40601025
grape with a russian

I love white guys. I know it’s not woke to say it

>>40601053
Details

going to countryside yay

>>40601081
actually I'm gonna make a turkey panini , i have this delicious Italian bread that i got from an Italian bakery. Turkey, sun dried tomatoes in garlic olive oil, with red onion, green bell pepper and melted provolone cheese. Madone!

>>40601107 >>40601091

Enjoy

>>40601107
Goddammit.

>>40601114
Ty friend, I hope you're doing great today

i'm a very demanding bottom

>>40601125
Thank you

>>40601091
>Pic rel
He's obviously being abused by his handlers to be allowed to take a picture like that and look how they've got him dressed up

I hate when trannies randomly latch on to a popular thing and try to make it a tranny thing

I like these so much I do t want to wear them and ruin it.

>>40601002
I can confirm it did
I’m the boyfriend

>3hrs of sleep
>no shower
>feel like ass
morning....

awoo! ;3

I’m a white twink top and I need love too

Why are gay men obsessed with cannibalism and becoming cannibalized https://youtu.be/yfrf1n2yRXI?si=mgZcTw_s0h7MMnFF

>>40601226
Not good sister

Lemon drop with crown blackberry leaves an immaculate aftertaste

>>40601300
>>40601272
Demons

>>40601226
Go shower .

>>40601226
a monster and some death metal will fix you

When another mc says your a lame butt rapper and your ryhmes are weak I don't swear I dont cuss and my pants don't sag I do excude a little christian swag and I'm proud to be an american

>>40601281
I know. Circles around my eye makes me look like a panda. Speedrunning aging
>>40601332
No I was too late for that
>>40601337
Monster for sure. I don't really listen to death metal tho

>>40601337
Why don't we listen to natural healing whale calls instead

I want to blue whale Timur and then dan.

Jesus Christ will return in clutch in about an eon

>>40601383
What does it mean?

>>40601304
That’s a serious accusation

>>40601362
Why aren’t you sleeping darling

>>40601393
Youve never been blue whaled they basically force you to commit suicide is the idea

meow!

I cut myself to pieces this is my last resort

>>40601404
Why do people want me to die?

>>40601403
>Why aren’t you sleeping darling
Didn't want the day to be over just yet plus I had like two ice coffees in the evening. Happens all the time cuz I'm stupid

>>40601393
pots hole

>>40601404
if you can’t make yourself commit suicide how you gonna let someone else make you commit suicide

>>40601431
same but cocaine

>blue whale challenge thought to be originated in russia

I never heard of it

>>40601192
ok and?

i'm gay

>>40601450
lol
>>40601451
oh yeah I remember that
>>40601459
proud of you

>>40601474
Nice body
I hate pride flag stuff.

>>40601474
Would suck your cock if you changed that faggy ass jockstrap

>>40601492
Is that dan

>>40601474
Why is your dick hole on the top of the head like a belugas blow hole and not in the front of the head

>>40601025
why you pidorahas r such faggots

>>40601504
He’s unapologetically a gay hookup hoe, why pretend he’s not?

Is it a piercing

meow meow meow, meow

Everything I've seen about Dans body is made wrong he's like a different breed of human I wonder what his neanderthal gene percentage is at probably 10% or higher for real he's like an archaic man

>>40601516
I’m just built different

>>40601504
It’s not that serious

>>40601492
Dan make fire

>>40601526
he would look much better if he simply chubbed up again
his body is not made to be a twink

>>40601517
Stfu

>>40601531
We're your parents related possibly siblings?

need gay cock

>>40601541
Dont joke about that

uwu!!

my dicks gay but my balls are straight

>>40601526
There he goes, One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered homosexual never even considered for mass production. Too gay to live, and too rare to die

>>40601603
Took the words out of my mouth

>>40601226
hm i bet you smell ripe xx
I like my trannies stinky and sleepy

>tfw you compliment someone with a big ego

I take it back.

I want to ask him if he regrets getting any of those god awful tattoos but then I see his god awful jockstrap and I see that's just how his taste is

>>40601626
Why's it such a big deal tho

gay sex!

>>40601474
What an awful tattoo sir

>>40601624
christ

>>40601642
im burnin bridges out here sister and arson is fun

>>40601637
Don't want to contribute to traits i hate.

why did you make me forget what i was thinking about you fucking dumb bitch

>>40601670
lol

>>40601668
You don't seem very fem timmy. I bet your butt doesn't even salivate for your tops pickle

tfw no anarchist bike club bf to go jousting with

>>40601678
I'm spiritually masc, thank you for validation.

>>40601680
I don't think hells angels joust

>>40601676
i’m glad you saw my vision

>>40601687
You do sound very masculine. I bet no one assumes you're gay irl

>>40601641
That’s my chihuahua and it gets compliments and oo awes all the time

do you like femboys?

>>40601689
nah, mutant bicycles. not bikes

saw the new property today cozy af right next to a big forest and there's a mary shrine

>>40601709
imagine me plapping you next to a stream in the forest? wouldn't that be something tho :9

>>40601714
>stream in the forest
this isn't scandinavia retard

>>40601719
you dont have forests in poland?

>>40601474
that dog has seen things

>>40601719
Oh? Because I could have sworn your big lumps got me Sweaden xx

>>40601727
That’s just his face

Shiza's swiss alps, worth the trek to jam my pole into the top xx

>>40601724
she lives in a Jewish village (not making this up) that was part of hasidic dynasty, jews established the town she lives in

>>40601744
>was
Thank you Unc Adolf xx

retards

>>40601694
I got misgendered twice until I talked.....

>>40601758
u can be whatever you want timmy. I'm usually a big jerk face arsehole to posters that don't post pics but i like you

>>40601766
I posted pics but thank you.

let's give the Palestinians Israel and the Jews Poland

>>40601756
So yeah you just have another house to play video games at now lol i mean you don't do anything babushka. U need bf to take you by the hand and get you out on adventures

>>40601776
i got adventures on world of warcraft

what would happen if two gays held hands in Poland?

>>40601734
i have to put my dog in the laundry room if my bf is over because he wants to join in on the action

>>40601783
that's no comparison to running exploring the woods with your lover, smelling the wonderful earthy smells and holding hands

>>40601791
Gross

I hate myself so fucking much. I’m a disgusting, vile, and despicable person. I want to kill myself or at least hurt myself. I’m a no-good, worthless piece of subhuman garbage. I deserve to die and if there’s such a place as Hell, then that’s where I am going.

Interesting thing to note: I am not larry. Does that guy still post here? I am on the same tier of self-hatred.

>>40601807
Larry posted about a month ago and he's better now. Nicer and not bitter or doom posting about his looks anymore. Wagmi

We ARE all going to make it

>>40601752
lol yeah her whole town was destroyed in the 1940's, one of the largest Jewish cemeteries is there housing 700+ bodies, in addition to it being a battle front for different battles between German orces, the town still suffers from bad air pollution (exceeding WHO limits) and the soil is contaminated due to biological warfare...most likely many people have brith defects who are born there.. i wouldn't live there

the other OTHER white meat

>>40601816
That’s nice for him. I wish I could hire him to kick me to death. Stomp me until my head bursts open, and shit in what’s left of my skull.

>>40601837
German forces*

>>40601837
I love her much more now, you really shouldn't have posted that

I'm a slave, and I am a master

>>40601841
Well Romania does have the worst economy in Europe. Live your myth in Bucharesti

squeak.

>>40601853
Bow down before the one you serve you’re going to get what you deserve

>>40601642
Why do you keep posting this Jewess?

shiza's idea of romance is taking a walk with a date through a Jewish cemetery

coffee just didn't taste that good this morning...
sometimes it hits just right and other times it's meh

>>40601870
why dirty my boots with them?

Shiza would you ever give a chance to a brown or black guy?

>>40601892
she likes asians and some latinos

>>40601892
His ex boyfriend was Nubian

>>40601892
latino yes, lightskins yes, arabs no, indians no

>>40601925
would you date a Jewish guy?

>>40601925
Why so racist against arabs and indians, sister?

Arab in particular I find many of them cute

>>40601925
>latino yes, lightskins yes
oh wow lol nvm

>>40601958
i dont so

>>40601951
unlikely because of politics

How do you dress?

>>40601963
its just a chance, life would verify

gay if you wouldn't

why cant we have nice things

>>40601967
I wear that shirt but i like that album. My vans are this style
>>40601973
No I get it. All the bottoms i thought were pretty ended up being whores for niggers and beaners. You guys are like identical in wanting a low IQ cave man with a donkey dick. Tacky.

>>40601967
Like that xD

>>40601998
This too
Now I only have running shoes though. I bought too many. Except a cheap old pair of shoes for yard work and mushie foraging

>>40601998
meth

>>40602009
My vans are still in the box to be honest. They weren't that comfortable and I put them away and bought Nike instead. Also a pair of Asics that I don't care what happens to them because they need replacing anyway

>>40602027
What asics? I tried 2 on that i didn't really like

Why I actually prefer swp over BBC and BLC

>>40602037
that's on god

>>40602026
Your lips will nevar grace a meth pipe you are not that kind of girl

>>40601967
>like this

>>40602041
Does God really have a sexual plan for everyone

>>40601699
some are hot

>>40602033
I got a pair of Asics right before my HIV diagnosis and then I got triggered by them thought they looked like aids shoes so I threw them out

>>40602033
Venture gel 10 they were only $70

Why did God decide my sexual plan should include rape god raped me

>>40602066
lol so you're saying they're cursed Aidsics ? I better get tested

>>40602066
That's nice hun.

>>40601987
Indeed I am, I feel absolutely nothing by her

Show me a hairy buff hunk tho, and my peepee instantly gets hard

>>40602066
stop deleting your posts faggot, its so annoying

Right before my HIV diagnosis I slept with a few homeless men I don't know how to contact them so Paul and Pete if your lurking please get tested

>>40602089
stop trying to slander skunk
all he did was say you weren't his type (he prefers older men)
get over it

I wouldn't buttfuck any of you

Pete and Paul were 58 and 60 respectively

>>40602096
Good thing I'm sides

Peter Paul and Mary

One time a homeless guy fucked my face while I wore a collar and he had both hands gripping the collar using it to fuck my face

>>40602103
Ok now i kind of want to because now i know you're a butt virgin

>>40602111
That would be hot. That's the only reason I ever would wear a collar though.

>>40602117
It was in Manchester nothing makes me hornier then a homeless Manchesterite

Beatles real love

I'm from Sunderland if you didn't know

I think the gimp from Sheffield is giving gimps a bad name

>>40602009
i dress a bit like the the one on the left, usually all black, slim fit jeans and loose tops/hoodies + overcoat and boots. i do change it up occasionally with typical zoomcore baggy jeans and tee

>>40602114
But I only like to suck cocks

Morning gaygen. Just had to unblock the loo. I'm talking plunger, two hands, wrists submerged in toilet water. Shit was like pulling the sword from the stone. But I did it

https://youtu.be/d8rWo7p5Y1k?si=LN3N_YX73FPG-X_B

My real name is actually Oliver Paul

>>40602133
The Beatles were the peak of music

This is so obviously shiza pretending to be skunk and it's not fucking funny

>>40602172
why dont you have a plunger, theyre like a few dollars and save you a lot of trouble

Slayer post your eyes. If you don't you're a flamer faggot candy ass bitchhh

stfu you aids infested faggot, no one gives a shit

>>40602243
Can you not read chum. I said 'plunger.' I'm talking plunger. I have one. I used it. to unblock the loo.

>>40602266
oh, i just saw hands submerged and thought you didnt have one, were you missing the handle or something, plunger is so you dont submerge your hands in toilet water i dont understand how you still got your hands wet

>>40602288
Because the toilet was blocked, the water had risen. The water was close to straight up spilling out the toilet. So I had the plunger but because the water was so high up my fucking arms were in the shitty water. Wasn't especially fun

>>40602254
https://voca.ro/1wysTXdcMJ9B

>>40602236
nigga im outside working

>right jacket sleeve still smells a bit pukey
Unpleasant

Infinite ropes of gelatinous cum

>>40602316
I don't keep track of tripfagging and drama and whatnot but you've a nice laugh

>>40602379
tyvm anony

>>40602316
Type it

>>40602401
you can have my shadow no eyes or face

>>40602332
>Works outside
Field nibba

>>40602359
Awwww he's scared of thorny your just a scared little bitch aren't you

I thought slayer was attractive but now that I know he's scared of trolls I am creeped out by him

>>40602418
Irl face to face i would knock him dead with one punch

HI SISTERS

>>40602407
Eyes please

>>40602407
Omg I didn't know you were black

>>40602449
Only from the waist down

>>40602452
Omg I hate it when boys say that uwu >0<

>>40602452
lol

Black MEN > white BOYS

I so prefer black

fine ig i have to settle for satisfying all the white boys sheesh

>>40602468
Pepper oni nipples

>>40602470
I believe that you are the real shiza

>>40602476
I am the real shiza I am heartily slurping down horse milk while I read these posts like all Slavic boys do

>>40602414
no cause its our land

I work outside i work the corner in kieve

>>40602496
shiza is descended from an powerful szlachta family and makes ukrainian refugee shotas shake it for zloty

>>40602482
cute ngl polish boys need their milkies

>>40602482
Shut the fuck up, Tы тaкoй нaдoeдливый

I'm shiza I have a fat ass and my tits sag

I'm Mr pancakes I have a flat ass and my gut sags

Look how hopeful he is with his big smile. Before the horrors of 4chan claimed him.

>>40602527
hes freaking the fuck out

>>40602527
lol shiza has more masc features then me and he's on estrogen, orz

>>40602533
in America, someone would see his sword and panic and shoot him 40 times just to make sure he wasn't the school stabber.

>>40602527
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>40602527
he had such muscle bear potential, sad

>>40602542
rude but anyway going back to field

>>40602527
He looks like every fat kid

I cant wait to carry a pewpew

>>40602573
Yeah it's rude to myself

>>40602585
I hope your bf hits you

https://komitet-pamieci-pileckiego.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/SAM_4878.jpg
https://klubakradzymin.pl/wp-content/gallery/konkurs-historyczny/DSC_8860-1.jpg
http://archiwum.powiat-wolominski.pl/pliki/aktualnosci/2020/Katalog-oferta-szkol-ponadpodstawowych/7-a.jpg
https://komitet-pamieci-pileckiego.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/SAM_4916.jpg

>>40602601
Why you say that?

I'm every woman

>>40602573
Starfield?

>>40602603
He was such a qtpatootie before the estrogen

>>40602603
Why are you posting these here?

Intellectually, I know I wasn’t my fault. I know this, but how can I make myself believe it? I can’t fucking take it anymore. The shame is agony.

>>40602634
Pirate Software gaining sentience.

>>40602623
no you don't understand he HAD to transition because one time he got attention from a str8 guy

>>40602527
Chubby bunny

>>40602542
I've never seen you

>>40602647
I posted myself before but because it reverses to a account somewhere gg doesn't believe

>>40602638
I don’t know what the fuck that means,

>>40602407
The hair looks like a penis

>>40602650
Many are saying this.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky is like shooting stars I could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now

>>40602652
and my penis looks like a hair

>>40602659
Yeah. I have no desire to prove anything anyway

>>40602666
Me either
No one wanna want me

>>40602619
no im working outside, also some yehowah witnesses came by, young couple, called me ma'am, told them im catholic and not interested

>>40602632
cuz hes a creep but i dont really care

>>40602669
post pic of your fit

>>40602669
you're catholic?!

>>40602678
no, im fat and shaped like sonic adventure eggman leave me alone

did she have potential?

>>40602603
Um every girl is cute and the teacher is a crazy hot milf.

>>40602685
my sh4 walter era

>>40602685
As a clown yes that nose is giving clown ellegonza

>>40602681
Why was your teacher so hot? Holy shit you were just surrounded by cute girls and a sex milf teacher

>>40602691
Walter if he was a cannibal and ate all his victims

>>40602698
wasnt a teacher also those are underage girls and youre a massive fucking creep anyway

>>40602605
you're annoying and not attractive enough to compensate

>>40602664
;_;
>>40602685
>>40602691
lmao

>>40602706
i suffered ok i was only around fat Mexican girls and didn't stand a chance

Shiza with a fuck ass bob

>>40602691
there's nothing left within my lonely room WITHOUT YOUUUUUUUU

>>40601699
They seem evil

My mother is either pretending I'm not gay or I pass a straight

>>40602685
daddy

im forking cut grass for fertilizer

>>40602733
Nice I used to do stuff like this on my grandfather's farm. I miss it

>>40602733
We stan an agricultural queen

>>40602603
So did he turn into a skinny twink for like a year before he got fat again or what happened lol

>>40602712
Bob Ross?!

HAHAHAHA SHE STILL USES FORKS POLAND IS IN MEDIEVAL TIMES

>>40602634
Whatdid you do? :o

>>40601987
she is fucking ugly!

just like jennifer whatshername the plebbit whore
also fucking ugly

they must have sucked so much kike dick.... my god

>>40602750
holden broke his heart

>>40601987
Which Drag Race season is she from???

>>40601881
enema it
>>40602435
no makeup, he ugly as well

>>40602603
how tall is he? he looks kinda short here :w

>>40602435
Pinkity drinkity :3

>>40602750
uh yeah more like 2yrs, only managed it by bulimia and i yoyod when i got depressed

>>40602750
its a slow suicide
>>40602755
he talked to BRL trannysuckr

I could kick shiza's ass any fucking day.

>>40602767
5'9

shiza had a bootydo

>>40602767
wrong question, how heavy is it!
>>40602775
so answering that question is no problemo! eh

i like stuffing my mouth with good food and coca cola and playing world of warcraft, im spiritually american

>>40602775
I noticed you're shorter than some of the girls in your class pictures

>>40602782
im not getting on a scale, i dont do it for myself, i refuse when parents offer me to, its nothing abt you i just dont want the anxiety attack

>>40602771
why are you still posting here I thought you gonna leave
>>40602783
IJBOLLL

>>40602783
Come home celery man

>>40602789
Your parents want to weigh you???

>>40602733
>shizo getting plapped in the hay one summer night by the nord
>>40602709
>lmao
ur lmao...
>>40602430
BRL brutally rejected loser
beatles real love
broke retarded lesbian (tranny)

>>40602707
Are you loved?

shiza vs timur in a troonoff

You get nothing from me monkey aids nigger

>>40602789
>its nothing abt you
well yeah im about 72kg kek
anxiety has to be faced
>>40602790
let me check the date

>>40602794
yeah like when they weigh themselves? not that weird in a fat family

get tae forkin

>>40602790
october

Timur getting drafted into war as morale support stress relieving fleshlight for all the russian soldiers causing all his holes to be mangled and prolapsed

my guts are bubbling open up thorny

>>40602817
you're from a fat family?!

This is the real me. I was using fake pictures from Twitter

>>40602828
yes obviously

>>40602837
august 2024
i was a lot more manic, hopefully ill be that again soon

>>40602826
You had me until prolapse

how it feels to free yourself from the shackles of douching and just letting whatever happens happen

and methy thinks im crazy for liking latinxes

>>40600952
>>40600952

recycle

21 augustus... not even 3 weeks left
https://archived.moe/lgbt/thread/36979601/

>>40602858
*takes a fat sheiza on your twunk tummy*