How do we convince JK Rowling to tripfag on this board?

>>40604158 (OP)
Shes rich. she probably just buys transbians to strip naked and humiliate in her dungeon any time she needs a fix

>>40604178
It would be funny if she made a name for herself here though. I bet she would enjoy it!

>>40604158 (OP)
write her a strongly worded terfy mail with detailed instructions on how to use the board

>>40604266
but where do I send it?
Is it like Santa where I just write "JK Rowling's Castle" and it gets there?

>>40604273
you can find her mail and po box on her homepage...

>>40604303
wait seriously?

>>40604312
yes seriously. it's how i make money - looking at websites and finding ways to contact ppl. it's not that hard once you leave social media.
pretty much everyone with a website has an email address on it. now whether that inbox is monitored is another question...

>>40604331
>email
not good enough

>>40604344
have u tried? i would only escalate to snailmail if that fails

>>40604331
>whether that inbox is monitored is another question
it absolutely is, do you think no one's ever tried to send her a bomb

>>40604443
e-mail. inbox. and monitored in the sense of attended / regularly checked. you psycho.

>>40604158 (OP)
You already have femreppers

>>40604480
you don't get it - we need noah and jk to hype each other up about detransing and gender ideology. anons just don't hit the same.

>>40604476
nvm i'm retarded
>you psycho
woah there feds i'm not advocating for it i'm just saying there's probably thousands of seething trannies who would do it given the chance

>>40604561
ur being profiled as we speak. too little too late

>>40604605
already was

>>40604480
they lack her acerbic wit and presence

>>40604561
feds on my tttt?

>>40605690
weren't there a ton of government email addresses when the 4chan janny list leaked

I love her!

>>40604158 (OP)
4chan is too scary and abrasive for women (hint, hint)

how do we know she doesnt anon in femrepgen

>>40607654
I want her to make a name for herself here.

>>40605690
it's more likely than you think

>>40604331
>its how i make money
what kind of corndog job do you have? private eye?