>>40630623

>the perfect bf doesn't exi-

Nobody commented on my pic is this why fat girls get their friends to comment on insta

>>40633711
i just don’t care

>>40633701
anon thats a child

Redpill me on Fetlife

I'm supposed to say I'm fat and you're supposed to say NOOO nigga you're gorgeous bro wtf

https://files.catbox.moe/qnw2sk.jpeg

>>40633711
i thought you looked good but i was confused by the pose because you dont seem to have much muscle? at least not more than i do

I mogged mr pancakes so hard he had to post old pics and claim I was wearing contacts

>>40633723
Did they stutter?


Also do any of you ever go to female Imageboards?

Those shits get like 2 posts each month. Why do women write 50 paragraph posts all the time and silence every other time

>>40633723
Don't worry I'm not the one doing the penetrating so it's not rape

bisexuals give me a feeling of disgust after having a bad experience with one who is now an ex

>>40633736
Mr pancakes is your looksmatch

>>40633736
mogging mr pancakes isnt something to brag about

bisexuals are only hated because they're the ideal sexuality for an individual, male or female. It's like the brown races attacking the Aryan ideal, everyone knows they're superior and writhe in malicious destructive jealousy because of it. You cannot prove me wrong.

bisexuals are only hated because they've the ideal sexuality for an individual, male or female. It's like the brown races attacking the Aryan ideal, everyone knows they're superior and writhe in malicious destructive jealousy because of it. You cannot prove me wrong.

also
>check selfie channel for the lgbt discord at my uni
>literally every picture is either a trans female or a trans male or a woman
>zero cis men in sight no matter how far i scroll

Does he really think he can mogg this
https://youtube.com/shorts/7umozGUhYY4?si=dRMneDfLvSg8Xn1C

>>40633840
cis men on discord are really far in-between, at least gay ones. The ones I did meet were extremely cool so there's that I guess.

>>40633840
I'd say get off discord and explore other apps. Discord is like tranny central

>>40633839
i had one hide his polygamous nature to me only for it to become a deal breaker 1 year in and then i had to have threesomes with women because i wasnt comfortable with him fucking them alone

>>40633839
holy trvke

XD

>>40633854
So that's where Nick Fuentes hangs out...

>>40633852
oh man that's pretty gross. but I think that ties more into him being a poly freak and less of him being bi imo.

>>40633850
what should i even use? i refuse to use anything made for hooking up like grindr. i just dont want to go into meeting someone with that expectation

>>40633868
it was kind of painful seeing how they could pleasure him in ways that i couldn't. he started doing things with them i had never seen before, i guess since i don't watch porn with women. it was a bit disturbing for me to see

Wow great moves keep it up proud of you

mr brapcakes

Why all the bisexual talk?

>>40633906
>>40633839
already covered

>>40633906
i want fuck you sex sex sex

>>40633912
K

Before he deleted

>>40633940
mods removed it on government orders (photographic proof of alien coverup)

4chan went down because someone posted the real mr pancakes abduction photo

I miss orphan

Guy said we could go out dancing a few weeks ago then cancelled last minute. I was annoyed but we hooked up again, he said he really likes me, and we made plans to try again. This time something else came up and again he only let me know last minute. Now hes really upset that i wont just come over late and makeout instead. Nope! No no no no no! No more tolerance for people flaking and not communicating. He will be ALONE tonight and realize his mistake.

>>40633998
How'd you guys meet? Grindr?

Life's not a contest but I've, I've already won
In a world so cold, what did I do to feel so loved
You know I've got your back and I know you've got mine

Raw love unparalleled
It's like nothing I've ever seen
Like nothing I've ever dreamed
Like something bigger than me

Stealing happiness from tomorrow
Feel the love of the whole world pouring over me
Stealing happiness from tomorrow
I never want to feel alone ever again

>>40633940
>>40633970
>>40633964
Wtf guys is this real

My side hurts I went too hard at the gym last night

my grandpa always told me “never talk to a bitch like she pretty. you treat that hoe like she’s ugly as sin.” and i gotta say it was great advice

>>40634031
so was your grandpa a nigger? thats the only type of uncivilized scum i could see saying that

>>40633970
kek
>>40633912
salient point
>>40634005
yea. i expected this bc he hit me up first and all bottoms who hit me up online or irl end up being crazy af

My grandpas both hate black people, which is probably also uncivilized according to the fagbrain trust.

>>40634062
>all bottoms who hit me up online or irl end up being crazy af
Why are they like this? Is it the heat cycles?

>>40634059
no he is swabian

i was translating from schwäbisch to modern american english

>>40634098
How bout I give you a schwäbischslap?

gaygen I cut my dick off and regret it

>>40634059
nah that's great advice also don't say the n word (nuclear)

How do i stop my masturbation addiction?

>shrooms kickin in
>talkin to a horny bunny girl
>playin re0

I have needs you know

>>40634031
BASED AND TRVTHPILLED


לתפארת מדינת ישראל

I'm gonna be honest sometimes I jack my pecker to gay porn and sometimes it's vore which is autistic

new here hi. i'm a total virgin and this twink has been coming onto me incredibly heavily the past couple of weeks. at first i wasn't really vibing with it on account of me being straight and him being a friend of mine for 3 or so years but now i kinda wanna give him a chance, he's honestly really cute. we're the same age (19) and I don't really know how to approach any of this sort of thing. advice?

>>40633683 (OP)
I look like a statue of Hercules (including the penis)

It’s a love story him and I are perfect and his room mate is going to learn a lesson about maturity and keeping men

Dan likes the attention he gets from other men his boyfriend is a cuck

>>40634011
Do you have a bbc

I pulled put the icecream.
>>40634303
How has the roommate acted to your relationship? Cause I do feel kind of bad for him, unless he's an asshole.

>>40634366
Nah. It's just 7in.

he looks so tired in 2025

>>40634394
that's pretty big dummy

Honest thoughts on Jimmy kimmel

I looked at fetlife. Yikes. People use this site?

>>40634423
Hack

>>40634423
i dont find any of these late night talk show hosts funny in the slightest

>>40634449
>>40634458
my thoughts exactly. I'm not an expert on this subject, but Jimmy Kimmel is that wave of people who didn't deserve show business success, like Joe Rogan. I get the impression It was just served to them on a silver platter. Right place at the right time, sort of thing.

>>40634071
mayhaps. its not even all of them, only the ones who hit me up first rather than vice versa
a guy acted all sweet to me then suddenly started begging for money and long after we stopped talking revealed he was hiding from a felony DUI warrant
guy who invited me to sit w him at the bar and flirted for an hour then loudly announced he liked some guy that sat next to us better
the guy recently who was sweet and wanted us to date then got distant and ghosted after there was the slightest trouble
some more ive forgotten
and the many online who have blocked at the last second after agreeing to meet

>>40634381
He sucks he deserves it dw

>>40633723
The fresher the egg the yummier the yolk

>>40634071
It's all holes; When your self worth is tied to being desired.

Honest thoughts on Tucker carlson

Honest thoughts on Hamas
Honest thoughts on Justin Trudeau
Honest thoughts on kiwi farms

Honest thoughts on magic mushroom vape pens

Honest thoughts on shapeshifting reptilian lizard humanoids

The only thing Jimmy Kimmel should host is a tapeworm

my dick is 7 inches long and 6.7 inches around. i've never met a bottom who can fit it comfortably so i'm forced to frot and make out instead of making love. sad!

A peaceful thread. I approve. Nice and peaceful. Good for my nerves.

>>40634558
hugging you. lovin' on you from afar

>>40634517
positive
>>40634526
positive negative undetermined
>>40634531
neutral
>>40634552
wait ive heard that before who said that its funny af

I mog mr pancakes

>>40634562
<3

i'm a top that likes my bottoms to have big dicks
i'm also a top that sucks dick, like a real man!

>>40634637
holy shit same but I only fuck twinks and femmes

>>40634470
I enjoy Fallon. Seeing him drunk/hungover during the Thanksgiving Parade was hilarious

https://voca.ro/1d3LTt3Cj4Cs

another vocaroo that nobody's going to listen to

>>40634669
you have one of the most obnoxious voices i've ever heard in my life. no wonder you latch on to arbitrary labels like they're your lifeblood.

FAGGOT

>>40634669
I think you need to end your life.

>>40634669
honestly gays like you need to be stoned to death

The thing about guys is that most guys aren't actively presenting as femboy sissies, but it's easy to turn a guy into one. You just have to see the potential in them, make the first move, and then make them shave and adopt a soft boy haircut. They're out there, ripe for the picking.

welp
https://vocaroo.com/14fVWVhmM2sm

>>40634687
https://voca.ro/1ojOyTupQd6k

>>40633839
Bisexual is the brown of sexualities actually.
It's the mutt sexuality. Purity is reserved for gays and straights.

>>40634715
case in point, they can't even help themselves. Faggots talking about purity? Get a hold of yourself-oh wait, I didn't even read your trip...

>>40634669
This is 100% cope sis you are a coping faggot

>>40634690
>>40634694
https://voca.ro/1boCAZcf28fQ

>>40634714
I will not be listening to this vocaroo

>>40634724
Yea exclusive gays are pure gay whereas non exclusive gay doers (bisexuals) are impure. Open a dictionary retard.

>>40634732
huh?

debaser calling anyone retard is kinda funny

>>40634756
Yea cuz I'm funny and good at jokes
I'm objectively high iq tho (non joke)

>>40634762
no, you're not. you're one of the dumbest trips on this board and the quality of a thread plummets the moment you appear.

https://voca.ro/1cU5O8FdjB0L

>>40634762
I'm MENsa certified
>>40634766
Suck my dick bitch this thread was dogshit before I came and it will be worse when I leave

lol ironic

yeah you really are a high brow idiot. you should just go ahead and leave

>>40634789
Exactly. I'm too smart for stupid people to understand me when I'm being intentionally stupid. Check my 7s faggot >>40634777
>>40634777
>>40634777

https://voca.ro/1oVNKnx047OZ

would you fuck a monitor lizard with HIV

>>40634847
it’s incredible that we’re decades into this meme’s life and people are still doing it

>>40634847
lol

>>40634565
Cringe opinions
>>40634854
The meme existed before anyone made the ms paint file anon. It's a fundamental part of the human experience.

>>40634854
The intense joy he derives from trolling vocs seems like he just discovered he can finally get attention from the internet by just being an obnoxious lout, yet he is 35. Its like he just finally was able to afford internet and a phone a year ago.

>>40634873
before the internet doesn’t count that was just practice like gay guys

>>40634881
He's 35? Like, legitimately?

>>40634887
Stop coping anon it's not my fault that you have a cringe sexuality

https://voca.ro/1fYP5p5dnJje

>>40633683 (OP)
i went white potty all over my boyfriend

>>40634899
Omg stop crying how embarrassing

https://voca.ro/1aqU6FiZ7n00

Do I sound gay

i am shitting.

>>40634906
I hate you, you're the worst namefag on gaygen, you're fat and normie

>>40634916
not feminine but very gay

>>40634916
https://voca.ro/1dDywIiFkZ3f

>>40634916
I sound gay and my parents pretend I don’t.

https://voca.ro/13EHTIyGgCTr

>>40634927
Hot

>>40634924
Being normie is a compliment. I'm glad that fucked up freaks hate me.

>>40634916
post kike octobussy

>>40634937
:) are you cute or what

I met a really hot jewish tranny from this board but she lives 9k miles away

https://youtu.be/c5rCZHWgx1Q

https://youtu.be/kegpIfaZ2qw?si=X2zmQq1x3zyiK18S

>>40634916
post mutilated pole

>>40635002
I love this song
https://youtu.be/XNCNMoRZvzc

>>40634939
CODED MESSAGE FOR WILLIAM FROM GOD>>40634937
BAD TRUST ITS EVIL!!!!!
SUNDANCE IS AFTWR ME AGAIN!!!!!

>>40635023
High 5 debaser that's a great album

>>40635081
HI FIVE MESSAGE CEOM GOD STAY STRONG SUNDANCE IS AFTER YOU

I want cake and pie.
I have no cake or pie.
So now, I have decided that I will be mad about it.
I am now mad about it.

>>40635084
Thank you William i love the Illuminati lizard dragon people
>>40635088
I bought a little lemon chiffon at the store cuz why not celebrate woohoo

>>40635088
So real I hate not having cake

Sean cody was kinda peak

>>40634891
excuse me sorry 36* as he likes to remind us in vocs

>>40635097
>I bought a little lemon chiffon
:3
I wonder if I can order cake and pie online and for how much. All the bakeries here (super market garbage) suck. I want real pie and cake, not some low-grade crap.

I don't think you can mail cake though.

>>40635142
You totally can though. My mom buys cheesecake from nyc and has them sent on planes to her house on the West Coast lol. It's like $150 for one cake

>>40635127
Ethan is GOATed

>>40635127

>>40635164
lol naked guy in chat uwu

femme superchub porn is so rare it’s sad

>>40635127
studio porn is so meh and soulless same with OF, amateur is where its at

>>40635177
Sean cody was kinda amateurish though most guys would do 3 vids and get dumped away

>>40635127
Feet uwu

do bottoms like tops with 25 inch thighs (muscular)?

I'm going full lezzie in this mental ward

>>40635127
Who dat?

>>40635199
Do gold diggers like 78 yo single billionaires that have a history of heart problems?

>>40635158
Wow. That seems a lot, but then again it is cheesecake. I love cheesecake, but I was thinking something lighter. I should just learn to bake. And make proper cheesecake. Its sort of my fault for not knowing how. We have some good cooks on gaygen though. Knowing gaygen cooks is some comfort, encouraging.

>>40635177
agree. the only studio porn I could ever watch was Japanese stuff and even then it's meh. amateur shit has heart, soul and natural vibes to it.

>>40635215
Don't get my hopes up. Please don't.

>>40635186
At first I thought it was Rachel Maddow.

>>40635209
Vid is byron and jamie

>>40635238
It's a 00s twink

Hour of the wytch is upon us

if you're a top, how would you care for your bottom bf after annihilating him with your dick?

Sometimes you have to take matters into your own hands...

>>40635278
Carry him lovingly into the bathroom and spend the next hour cuddling and indulging in self care amidst the steam. Then snuggle in bed watching whatever before I get horny and annihilate him again : 3

>>40635296
Have mercy on whoever you're hexing anon

>>40635277
>>40635296
I was hoping it was birthday cake.

>witchcraft
lmao, this was the sort of shit my millennial goth sister was into, lame

>>40635278
Put the plug back in until I'm ready to use him again. It also keeps my seed from leaking out.

If I'm not this obssessed with the twink it doesn't count

i only jerk off to young twink butt anymore these days. who want me

>>40635345
he needs to work on his butt. also twinks with long hair are preferable to all other types.

>>40635358
I prefer short hair. I want him to look like a guy but still be pretty and fem looking. His butt looks much nicer without oppressive clothing covering it but blue board.

>>40635374
Could you give me his name? Please?

>>40635380
chr1sox

lgbtidiots

lgbtards

I feel scared for mr pancakes I feel like he has the biggest target on him because he's a plus sized and just trying to live his life and now hexes but luckily he's getting healing and protective frequencies to raise his vibrations above a normal level

>>40635345
i dont even jerk off anymore. i only wanna do it. preferably young twink but i often stray...

Mr pancake is high vibrational and is raising his dimensions

>>40635390
yeah you're right. that's quite the rear end.
>>40635411
I've gotten to this point as well. doesn't help that I've been a virgin for 25 years at this point but I just wanna dump my proclivities and find a nice soft young twink to pound and love and kiss and date. dunno what to do desu

>>40635277
>>40635296
>>40635329
Mental illness

may i squeaken to thy liking if not but for a humble moment ;3
oh.. master..

Haha no witch will get mr pancake tonight

>>40635434
I'm a studious observer of ass.

>>40635472
I'm not targeting him. I'm unshackling myself and casting an obsession spell on the twink I love

I also have charged crystals in uranium glass biatch I will Reverso this attack on my person's bet

grr! >.<

>>40635434
just get on Grindr there's endless cute 18 year old twinks to fuck. Be careful though because they tend to get attached and a relationship with them can never really work out because of their short expiry date

It's actually shocking how easy it is to get teens interest on the apps. Just have a car, dont be horrifically ugly, and talk to them without being a total creep. Bam, free and legal teen ass (which starts at 17 in my state).

Wham bam thank you man

meow meow, meow! meow meow

while the cat's away the mouse will gay

>>40635531
>>40635454
lol

>>40635509
Wow everyone thinks your a loser who can only fuck teens because he has no value

>>40635509
Why is my gut telling me you have no car?

>>40635220
Buddy you're talking about something that's obvious. Everyone likes thick thighs not just bottoms.

>>40635531
cat hunting mouse. the tables have been turned.

>>40635550
>t. post-twinkdeath bottom
Sorry, I'm just not going to fuck you anymore. There is cuter and younger boys to fuck every year

Scary af

surrender yourself to asian femboys

>>40635442
Bitter. Old.

>>40635607
yes........

>>40635570
the mouse tail is tastiest part *licks fingers clean*

walkies

whos behind the lard triplarp

>>40635674
Holy smokes is that Benny worm

>>40635698
we have niggas on our money now
>>40635703
the wormiest little worm in the spermy sperm

>>40635717
black people would be very happy to learn about this if their money wasn't all in food stamps

>>40635770
lmao my nicka

Racism isn't funny

>>40635770
<3 skinny azn cock

>>40635820
exactlyyy

>>40635818
well i laughed

I'm in love with a pretty 19 yo twink

Im in love with my cat

horny hole

im in love with world of warcraft

>>40635823
I'm in love with a pretty 28 year old twink. He's an angel and beautiful and submissive but getting old and needs my love before he expires totally.

My profile is so chopped. When did I get this ugly :(

>>40635846
>28
>twink

I'm in love with baulders gate

>>40635867
more like Bowlers Gay

I'm beginning to suspect that I can't love another male. It's only lust.

balduran's gape

>>40635907
Post gape

https://voca.ro/17wrOym0WaJu

>cis gay gen
>its all trannies and bisexuals

>>40635938
I'm gay

>>40635938
bis deserve loving gay boyfriends

When I was grow up I was so good at math. They used to say PANCAKES you are a numbers machine. But then they introduce fractions... All Downhill from there. I wish I could go back. I wish they were never invented.

>>40635971
wrong

>>40635929
Do you ever stop yapping nobody asked plus your ugly

>>40635978
In America we start fractions by like 4th grade

>>40635978
They never teach real stuff like how to do reaction videos

>>40635992
I was sacred and shaking. They begged me to learn,,, I'm couldn'.

>>40635988
I'm a strict top. It's not my job to be pretty.

>>40635929
>t. bitter old bottom trying to rebrand and failing
so obv

>>40636086
I've never bottomed. I've never sucked a dick. I've never touched another guy's dick. I'm a trutop.

>>40636001
This broke my heart to read I hope you get the help you need you should never be sacred >-<

>>40633854
>bisexual lighting
look it can't be much clearer than this

>>40633736
you have a nice mug, reminds me of several drag queens i know who look really good as men

>>40636140
lmao her contact lenses are even more obvious on video

>>40635843
Endless amounts of good games out there and you choose one of the worst fucking mmos out of all genres?

If those are her real eyes she fucking nukes pancakes though because that's like violet eyes

>>40635843
im playing moppa

>>40635938
And roasties.

When I was a kid I could make oatmeal all by myself I can't anymore though

>>40636193
whats moppa

>>40636183
name better mmos than vanilla+ wow

>That one time I danced with a cute twink to Robyn's "Dancing on my Own"
I peaked for 5 minutes. I didn't even realize at the time this was a gay anthem I was so autistic.

>>40636244
mop classic

i just want to clarify:
part of project 2025 is removing trump from office to instill their new puppet autocrat.
trump wants the epstein nonsense to go away because he knows it's the nail in the coffin for him. the heritage foundation has always planned to use and discard him as they find his behavior abhorrent.

niggas would rather play world of warcraft than craft a world where they feel warm...

>>40635979
silly

>>40636284
The heritage foundation has an annual budget of $22 million. You got played by some tepid libcuck streamer. They are not major players.

>>40636268
ohh gotta be honest i dont rly see the point of cataclysm and latter versions, like just make the content relevant again on retail :X

horny dads...

>>40636244
guild wars 1
ferentus

>>40636286
i need this on a t shirt

>>40636300
And grand dads

>>40636300
>guild wars 1
not an mmo
>ferentus
first i hear of this, will check out when im home

Starting a gay app called Dads and Grads for dads and recent high school grads to meet and mingle

why is it so appealing when a guy gets off on seeing you in pain and making you hurt

>>40636307
deeskostink

>>40636311
gw1 isn't an MMO? I played it back in middle school and I'm p sure it was advertised as such

>>40636331
it was marketed by anet as an online crpg, not sure what the publications at the time were saying, obviously heavily steeped in mmo culture and those terms were just emerging at the time

you know i could just go coach the futball team?

>>40636378
yeah but gay fem twinks with fagcent don't play football. I want really gay twinks squirming under my body

https://youtu.be/2yJgwwDcgV8?si=xltTNLO7Fy82Arjn
XD

>>40636389
figure skating

clearly you never had the makings of a varsity athlete

Why is he obsessed with George Floyd what a loser lol plus rip he was murdered by police

>>40636396
Drake that's the one. I need Japan's feet behind his ears moaning 'oh dadu'

Does anyone else like Nyan cat

>>40636406
You have normie white woman takes on everything

>>40636406
>still believing fentanyl floyd was killed

its just sad how people use this deceased man as a meme for so many things...

he's someone's son, brother, husband, boyfriend, father

imagine being a relative of his and seeing all the different takes online about his death

>>40636476
>its just sad
Nah.
>imagine being a relative of his and seeing all the different takes online about his death
They definitely aren't doing much reading.

it's crazy having a genuinely small penis and having to accept that it's never getting bigger
id kill myself if i was a total top

>>40636476
>you can make fun of the queen's death
>of 911
>of russian soldiers
>of the fucking titanic
>but don't you dare make fun of a criminal who pointed a gun at a pregnant woman's belly
The sheer fucking derangement of people here.

>>40636493
fagbrain is a mystery for sure

>>40636486
ironically tops are the only ones who care about penis size

>>40636493
I don't even disagree but the titanic being the most egregious on the list is hilarious that shit happened over 110 years ago

who up & questing https://youtu.be/o83uriMyqw8

I stopped listening to Pink Floyd when they started to push woke agenda with their album covers.

>>40636544
lmao actually made me lol

Be honest

>>40636551
left tops right

>>40636524
Because somehow the amount of time that passed makes any difference when you didn't knew the deceased or even someone that was affected by the death? Come the fuck on.

I wish I had a cute little baby with progeria

>>40636551
Moggs Mr pancakes

>>40636476
>he's someone's son, brother, husband, boyfriend, father
someone's bull, baby daddy, plug, thug, gang member, nigga*

>>40636534
good chunes swedebög

>>40636572
Which one?

Shiza needs a strong black father figure to teach him masculinity

>>40636307
left looks like an asswipe

Shiza needs a feminine super chub to help her accept her plus-sized body

>>40636561
9/11 is more tragic than the eruption of Mount Vesuvius, yes, that's not an abnormal opinion

>>40635277
i hope this helps my cock grow

>>40636573
How do you know these words like plug niga u didn't even smoked a weed

>>40636591
For people who were affected by it, which were not few, yeah that's a normal opinion. Not for me.

>>40636591
Correct. Vesuvius gave us San Marzano tomatoes, the finest tomatoes on earth, grown in the rich volcanic ash bearing soils of the San Marzano region..
>>40636610
>Durrr I'm yUnG
goo for you zoomy.

>>40636603
cultural osmosis

Whats tragic about 911 is that people really think 2 tiny planes can demolish buildings of that size and magically destroy other buildings that werent even hit xD

>>40636623
i feel like you should have been born here and i should have been born in Poland. you actually like all this nigger shit

>>40636603
Polaks are 3/4 nigger thats why they love to steal and stuff

>>40636629
americans willingly lap up whatever the ((official)) narrative is, same with the las vegas shootings

>>40636629
Americans are dumb meat sacks for Zio Occu Govo

reminder guys, don't touch the poo, let the cow do it's thing

>>40636634
you're thinking of gypsies or their smarter cousins jews

I used to have a plug it had a doggy tail on it but I said NO MORE this is hurting DOGS

a lot of jews have black kinky hair nuff said

>>40636631
i feel like midwest wouldve been chill yeah, my grandpappy was actually gonna move to usa with his family but he died of a brain haemorrhage, just saying it is a timeline out there

>>40636658
nu

>>40636621
>yung
Maybe you can't comprehend that not everyone lives in the US or that not everyone in the US was affected by 911, but for everyone else you look like a retard.