Thread 40636790

QOTT what’s your type (if you have one)?

>>40633888 (prev)

>>40636790 (OP)
Goofy question honestly.

>>40636790 (OP)
>QOTT what’s your type (if you have one)?
anything with or without a heartbeat

>>40636790 (OP)
how do I find a chaser bf
i'm considering giving up and going t4t

>>40636778
y
>>40636795
she knows lol

>>40636841
top 10 wulfim posts

>>40636840
Wow.

no one said goodnight to me

sweet, gentle, loving, supportive, slender body, tall is nice, pale complected, brunette, curls are nice, blue eyes, a bit clocky, wants to build a real and lasting relationship

>>40636858
payback for not saying good morning to me
revenge is a dish best served C O L D

I wouldn't trust anybody who says "complected" honestly.

>>40636834
tell us a bit about yourself and what kind of guy you might like

>>40636866
fr fr way too many syllables no cap

>>40636834
You've give us zero information.

>>40636869
Nah just sinister vibes. No good. Bad soul.

just achieved waking up another day, good morning transsexuals and gentleman.
>>40636790 (OP)
white, below 6', only a little crazy can't be active cutter, 3+ years hrt, cute voice i dont care if its male long as its faggy.
applications can be sent to donaldtrumpsnotapedo@gov.com

My type is an older jock guy. Bulky muscle-dad body, like former hs athlete who stays healthy. Can hold a conversation and likes movies and adventures.

>>40636860
This is me but I have green eyes

>>40636850
thmearkig yeeims fer yeeims kinddoeable willertims matoeable absoluerly soim

and then we do my favorite part. the traditional labeling of which responses are hsts and which are agp

am i pretty

>>40636922
my flaccid penis

i should have bpded all over my friend yesterday so we could have both had terrible evenings

>>40636923
:)
>>40636929
you should probably clean it more often

>>40636897
aw green eyes are also really pretty, I mean so are brown; I was more just sketching out a vision not listing dealbreakers

>>40636932
yishuims matoeable

>>40636931
neeims matoeable yeeims deeny hassry tee reflecttoeable whattoes issry reflecttoe absoluerly soim matoeable

>>40636922
yes you are Frances

>>40636932
I like it dirty like that

>>40636790 (OP)
White
Same height as me or taller
Acceptable music taste (I couldn't like a guy who liked total crap)
Thoughtful and caring but not a pushover
Not bald or fat
Ideally more outgoing than I am (I'm very shy and don't get out much)
Clean and tidy

>>40636938
I’m your type then but probably older than you’re looking for.

>>40636790 (OP)
do chasers like it when you cry

>>40636939
I don’t understand what you mean. i read but i did not understand

>>40636964
and you live in boston uh huh

>>40636942
yay :)
>>40636948
just keep it away from me

>>40636965
if you cry I will tease you until you cheer up

>>40636922
Yes, always. I love Stu-chan, for being so kissable and cuddly

>>40636966
thattoe alreettoeable matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40636973
would prefer if you took it as a sign of weakness and beat and raped me desu its what i deserve

>>40636981
yay yay yay yay :DDDDD
i love you too!!

>>40637002
I do take it as a sign of weakness but I will tickle and tease you instead to make you smile and laugh

listening to bronya's podcast rn

>>40637004
holy moly YOU’RE Stu I have been talking to Ellie this whole time?? you are not just pretty you are really beautiful I have been thinking about you for a year or more now

>>40637025
omg tysm! ^-^ yay wow yay yay

never get a job with your friends

>>40637017
gay

>>40637004
I know you do, my darling. I melt into those deep dark eyes all the time, kiss those beautiful full lips, and feel my hand upon that seductively pale skin

>>40637044
incredibly pretty girl

>>40637060
yes it’s gonna get VERY gay just gotta loosen up your anus

bronya chan

>>40636867
>>40636871
I meant in general, not trying to find somebody in this thread
Like how to find them irl or on dating apps

>>40637071
the milk’s gone bad!

>>40637063
I want to smack my cock against those lips.

>>40637075
not good....

>>40637071
gm bronyims

>>40637074
You need to get out and meet people, no other way around it. You can use dating apps but that's just a shittier way of meeting people.

>>40637071
https://voca.ro/19pS0YIrqbTN

>>40637063
She's genuinely beautiful holy shit

>>40637082
good morning (.ᴗ.)

>>40637071
Slampig alert! Wee woo

Ellie what is like being so pretty???

>>40637093
good work solving yesterday's math problem
there will be no math today, sadly

>>40637090
Whuoaw....
>>40637095
oh god what's the protocol

>>40637092
I know brother looking at her face is like looking at Renaissance art

>>40637103
yishuims matoeable

>>40637101
it's over .... im gonna get withdrawals ....

>>40637067
s-sure okey

>>40637110
do you like maximum likelihood estimation?
i always found those to be fun

>>40637112
you want it to tickle or to hurt

>>40637061
>>40637092
why are people so nice to me today??
>>40637099
um idk i dont think of myself as being pretty at all...
>>40637063
not a good picture why did i post that
>>40637078
haha what if you actually did it tho haha that would be crazy haha do it

>>40636834
How to find a tranny gf.

Can you get banned for posting fully nude unsees?

>>40637121
tickle... i want it to tickle

>>40637129
get a hobby trannies like

>>40637137
nah not unsees

>>40637116
i find it really mathematically beautiful! but statistics is a huge weak point for me i dropped it to get enough credits for more German.... now I can't do either

>>40637159
that’s what I thought

>>40637137
it happens sometimes but like just be cool and it'll be fine. they're usually chill in here

>>40637129
be nice to a tranner

i fuckin start posting about being addicted to nazi redpill hypno porn and all of a sudden the whole fuckin board is full of people posting about it why do we all have the same brain

>>40637063
Stu did you straighten your hair in this pic? Its usually curlier right? You look really cute but sad.

>>40637182
I posted the pic rather than her, it’s from a while back

My bpd agprincess >>40636241
>>40637180
bnwo for white people

>>40637192
I know she didn't post it but I know she's around lol.

>>40637180
Bronya what are the weirdest types of porn you like? I need new ideas

>>40637200
its so annoying when someone decides to have a full conversation in passgen. thats not what its for!!! stfu bitch!!

>>40637219
BUNNY!! CUTE BUNNY!

>>40637200
bnwo is bnwo for white people
>>40637217
i like everything! i always want to be trying something new you know what I mean. trying to think if I came across anything particularly niche lately... OH THE CUBES! have you seen this fetish where anime girls get turned into cubes. it's really really funny it's so slapstick I'm a big fan

>>40637182
idk how to straighten my hair lol

>>40636790 (OP)
i like tall men with nice smiles
personality wise i like kind and protective guys
i don’t like fat men

i like fat men

>>40637259
when is the next podcast dropping?

>>40637275
I'm not sure I still haven't recorded the last one

just applied #ointment>>40637278

>>40636967
lol good morning

>>40637280
this was not meant to be a reply

>>40637283
congratulations on. ointment

>>40637284
thank you. i believe in my ointment

>>40637251
What's your hair routine?

nintendo indie world showcase is near and silk song will be announced

>>40637288
i believe in it too

gmorning drinking a lot of water and nursing a headache

>>40636790 (OP)
https://youtu.be/dWK8q0lqJ_E?si=BJw_MZGFBoBTIXK7&t=37

>>40637128
>why are people so nice to me today??
because you're nice, and you're pretty even though you don't seem to believe that
>>40637106
right? I would do a lot for someone like this ngl

>>40637297
hemloperable matoeable Ibisher wishim yeeims wellertims matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40637162
I study math, paint and play guitar and piano. Does that count?
>>40637175
I always call them cute.

I love men with mustaches so much, they make a guy 10 times hotter

>>40637314
are you kidding that basically makes you one of the love island guys by the standards of this thread. if anything it might be hard to find a tranner that's qualified

>>40637313
i dont regret drinking it was nice to relax and get past some of my usual thoughts overall i feel pretty nice today mentally

>>40637330
beautiflim matoeable absoluerly soim

fuck i accidentally took a study aid pill instead of my meds. well. i guess ill get some factorio done today

everything tasted like coconut flakes last night but thankfully today it does not

potential huge win coming down the pipeline for bronya btw i might be able to commute the one last module i need to resit to graduate to a different one in semester 1 so im not sitting on my ass for 6 months and i can graduate at christmas.... im gonna be the richest bronya in the world im gonna buy u all houses in the hamptons

>>40637323
Mustache is my #1 dealbreaker. It makes me think too much of my dad. They also don’t look nice to me.

>>40637344
why are you saying it makes you think of your dad like that isnt the entire goal

>>40637337
Tf is a study aid pill? Isn't that just meth?

>>40637344
naaah a few of the hot firemen around here have them and thats a deal maker

>>40637351
i use modafinil! im not one of those dogfucking transbian whores. im worse

I'm a violent chud and I want to hurt trannies

New Delicious Full Fat Bronya Only 12,59zł

At work thinking about a certain pic she sent me

>>40637360
i am attracted to you :/

>>40637362
I only have 10 groszy

I saw a girl with terrible posture and it made me like her why am i like this.

Would chasers be weirded out if i called them daddy?

>>40637349
Not look like him! Maybe do the shoulder-rubs-with-really-strong-hands thing like he used to do.

>>40637382
I'd roll my eyes a bit at first but i'd get used to it.

>>40637353
I prefer clean shaven men does that make me bi

>>40637382
It’s cringe

>>40637382
Depends on context.

i can feel it... something in the air... the nils golden age is about to start, the nils renaissance, the nilsaissance

>>40637363
I want someone to think about my pic like this… maybe I should send sexy underwear pics I took this morning to someone.

>>40637326
Really? I just like kind people, a bit clingy is adorable. But sadly most tranners enjoy some extreme activities that I personally couldn't do to another. Oh well

>>40637413
Right here queen. I'll think about you all day.

i need to remember to avfag all my posts today it increases my cute factor
>>40637374
global financial collapse
>>40637417
wah.... you're too bright... i feel like the scum of the earth even talking to you... go find a tranny with a good job that goes outside you don't need to set foot in a place like this

omg my 500g of cosmetics grade lanolin arrived its over for you all. im gonna be as soft as a baby sheep

yuck bro

>>40637393
they can be nice too a lot of good looking asian guys are clean shave.

>>40637290
i just use shampoo and conditioner
>>40637311
im glad people are nice :)

>>40637413
I only think about it so much because she’s dear to me

what does my music library say about me
https://litter.catbox.moe/9e7ro38ohtjc1w63.mov

where did everybody go...

>>40637491
based bush enjoyer

>>40637492
im right here my love

>>40637491
You like coffee and hipster aesthetics

>>40637501
hello i missed you ;;

>>40637507
wyd rn stinky?

>>40637428
Am I dear to you?
>>40637444
True there’s so many buff Asian guys where I live
>>40637454
I want to be dear to him but I also want him to be fantasizing about worshipping my ass like a deity or whatever other perverted things happen in male minds

>>40637512
sitting on the floor

>>40637497
thats not the only kind of bush i enjoy (george w)
>>40637504
my music library is lying about me then

>>40637516
I like the floor too. So much so that I sometimes sleep on the floor.

>>40637522
that rules i do that 2

>>40637524
you raw dog the floor or do you lay on a yoga matt or something?
I use a yoga matt since I don't have carpet

I was hoping yesterday was just a dream, that was fucking wild.

you use the phrase raw dog
but you wouldnt eat a dog raw
something to think about

>>40637534
i eat hot dogs cold and pink right out the fridgerator

>>40637534
i would
>>40637528
i have carpet so i rawdog... but i shld try the yoga mat tht sounds fun...

>>40637531
<3

>>40637543
people know im NOT a catfish anymore though, I have nothing to hide underneath now. I've been exxxxxposed
>>40637542
>>40637534
my brother asked me to grill hotdogs with him today. I declined but perhaps this is a sign, it must be done

good morning chatboard imageroom
this image frightened and upset my cat when i showed it to him

>>40637542
I can go straight into yoga after a nap on the mat
it's very fun

>>40637550
hemloperable matoeable

>>40637550
good morning :)

Does sex on the floor feel good?

>>40637548
That was just braith being a fat ugly retard tbf

>>40637554
What's going on in this image mate?

>>40637550
>>40637554
>>40637559
aren't you all the same anon?
>>40637560
ouch, sounds painful

>>40637563
I keep up with chasergen lore but not to that extent, who is braith and what should I know about them?

>>40637564
heeimisty issry lickim heeimisty pawim matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40637565
yishuim matoeable absoluerly soim

Why did this thread shit the bed?

Really wish I was sucking gock right now

>>40637570
They're ugly as shit and take off their trip/name to sperg regularly, despite using their trip purely to sperg and cross pollinate drama from other gens

>>40637513
Well she does have a nice ass

Pichu are you here? Do you like the Chibi Robo series?

>>40637576
schizo rick woke up

>>40637513
>Am I dear to you?
You could be, but i'd need to get to know you first. Disc?

>>40637592
Qrd

>>40637560
no I permanently ruined my knees fucking on a hardwood floor one time

im not a doll

I don't believe the psyop that other chasers shit on other chasers, I just want my bros to succeed, I'd rather DIE than be a loser freakazoid bucket crab

>>40637606
true chaser

>>40637584
So do I
>>40637594
Are you from NA or EU?

>>40637451
Just any old kind or you use a particular brand? You have naturally healthy hair I guess :-)

>>40637581
are they a chaser or tranner?
>>40637571
I don't understand, absolutely
>>40637592
I've deleted my schizophrenia, malwarebytes found it and it'd been quarantined. The kicker is that my brain runs linux so schizophrenia never had a foot hold on me
>>40637595
people don't like me because I crashed out over a girl I liked. People then pretended to be me for a couple months (I took some time away from 4chan) Now I'm back and people don't believe I'm the real Rick.

Chasers would you call your gf by it/its if she asked you to? She's not actually changing her pronouns, just wants to be referred to and treated like an object

>>40637608
hope you're doing well mate absolutely so

>>40637613
why cnat i have an alien face aaaaaaaa

>>40637595
lore is too deep
just imagine someone who is extremely mentally ill even by 4chan standards

>>40637554
>>40637559
concernface.jpg
>>40637565
no rick i am not wulfim or ellie
>>40637587
hi im here, i rented chibi robo as a kid but haven't really played it much

>>40637610
EU

>>40637618
the alien face is symbolic, I think chasers prefer alien girls desu

>>40637613
They're some transbian or whatever, just started hrt (idk how much I even believe it), but I think they get in here, look at posters more attractive than them, and find an alternative reason to hate them to make it look less like they're utterly jealous.

>>40637606
Would you spitroast a tranny with your chaser bro? In the spirit of friendship and cooperation?

>>40637628
the alien face is very cute its a lot better than my square boxy olivia wilde face

>>40637613
yeeims abisher silimenttoeable matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40637615
yeeims seeim abisher sorrowim piccry anddoes assumpttoeable somferish soim befallim mimery matoeable

>>40637623
yishuims matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40637611
i forget what brand i used, honestly idk anything about hair
>>40637623
barley <3

>>40637623
I know ellie... I think.. wulfim, im not sure
>>40637630
many such cases. I don't deal well when people are angry though. My father was angry all the time and broke walls and shit. I know it stems from insecurity, fear, jealously and simply not getting what one wants; But I really struggle to deal with angry people and brings me back to my childhood with my dad throwing shit at me

Holy shit, pichu... I'm afraid of her 0_0

BF6 beta is so bad bros it reminds me of MW2019 ground war and the vehicles are just as bad as 2042 I hope they can fix this.

>>40637630
She might be the samefag who calls chasers who like me pedos whenever i post

>>40637633
I'm sure your face is fine
>>40637634
my brain can't decode it, "yes im simultaneous absolutely seem?"

>>40637655
yeeims beautiflim matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40637655
do not hugbox me i have henry cavill jaw

>>40637633
u cant call urself ugly by comparing urself to olivia wilde, thats a weak argument

>>40637652
not braith but if you’re the 30 year old man who posts about only liking 18 year olds you’re pretty weird and deserve that
IF

>>40637631
Hell yeah, I'd hit him with my best borat impression as soon as I cum.
>>40637648
I'm still waiting on my code, "muh gritty realism", I can already see this going the way of end of support MW2019 by Christmas with goofy cosmetics, Dice is dead. All the actual devs fucked off to go make good shit like Arc Raiders.
Something looks really off about the gunplay, its almost too snappy and the non-class locked stuff sucks. The factions seem really, really lame too.

>>40637664
shut up kiria

>>40637666
>chasers who like me
>if you’re the 30 year old man
idk if that makes sense bro

>>40637664
olvia wilde is hot, I'd consider myself very lucky if I dated her
>>40637665
right

FUCK!!! I can't be an idiot anymore because people know who I really am FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>40637673
idgi why else would ppl call you a pedo

eating honey straight from the bottle is probably only 1% as good as biting into a honeycomb

>>40637666
No, i post pics of myself and someone always replies "pedo chasers jacking off to this" or something similar

>>40637665
>>40637677
no like just take her jawline shes pretty ofc but she has other features that makes her pretty i do not have them just the jawline and the rest is ugly face
>>40637670
i ahve no idea who this is

>>40637679
to be fair, he's not a pedo, you could call him a creep but calling someone a pedo for being attracted to someone who is legally an adult is just dishonest and hyperbolic. I date within my range because I can't handle the immaturity of people who don't know how to take care of themselves

>>40637687
sorry i’m iliterate i get it now

>>40637664
Trip on wren

>>40637673
im not that anon but i misread it as "calls chasers like me pedos" not "calls chasers WHO like me pedos"

I heard from a reliable source that chaser dicks taste like lollipops

>>40637691
>I date within my range
you don’t date at all lol

>>40637690
i mean yeah, idk, haven't seen you. If I'm serious about dating a tranner though, I'll pay for her FFS is she's wanting to fix her jaw but I'd really have to trust her and vice versa

>>40637664
Trip on jennie

>>40637691
So it's over, i don't have chance with rick

>>40637699
what flavor tho. and if i get impatient can i bite into it? my favorite flavor was always root beer

>>40637705
trust me please i need a rhinoplasty and jaw but maybe if my nose is fixed i can work out with my jaw desu!!!!

>>40637710
I'd need to check to make sure

>>40637705
that's very sweet ofu

>>40637704
I had a gf a month or two ago and she just ghosted and blocked me. she lived in my city too.
>>40637707
I thought age gap relationships were fine but they really aren't. we can't relate to the same cultural things, I feel like I'm taking care of an infant that doesn't know how to do their laundry, I don't like the idea of being called "daddy" and actually make it too real and creepy.

I've learned my lesson, I think it's a lesson all men should learn at some point
>>40637711
I mean, i want to get my teeth straightened and a nose job too. Im weird though. idk though
>>40637714
thank :)

>>40637726
also, age gap relationships mess with the normal development of the younger person. It's not fair to their progress through life

>>40637627
Are you looking to go to someone or for someone to go to you? Or not romantic

>>40637726
you're not in nc are u?

>>40637747
nah
O H I O
H
I
O

>>40637726
What city, Richard?

>>40637726
>I mean, i want to get my teeth straightened and a nose job too. Im weird though. idk though
are you a FAGGOT?

>>40637751
y'know, just the general Ohio area lol >_>... <_<... T_T
>>40637752
yeah a little bit

>>40637750
i dunno how people live in the cold, then again u guys probably hate the humidity and heat here.

>>40637762
ricardo post your exact address with streetview images. i demand it

>>40637763
I only live here because family is close and it's relatively cheap if you WFH for another company.
I'd rather live down south where the winters aren't as brutal. Also, outside of the 3 main cities it's angry conservative people
I'd really love to live in a city that's like mid 70's like san fran but I've heard it's dangerous there now :/

>>40637762
its ok everybody is a bit fag ^___^

>>40637773
braith already got my socials, I don't want to go full chris-chan and tell everyone my address lol
>>40637777
quads and yeah, I think most 100% straight people don't post on a board labeled /lgbt/

one perineal massage from a chaser please

>>40637787
oh have people been sperging about braith again just ignore it its weird drama from some discord server

>>40637775
i'm in one of the bigger cities its ok but sometimes it get sketch with the homeless and druggies.

>>40637645
why are you afraid of me.

its summer break and i miss the kids i work w sm rn. one of them is lowkey autistic and just so adorable and curious and funny and expressive and smart. i want to take care of him and all of my kids so bad, i miss them so much!

guddoes neettoeable matoeables plssry hassry abisher beautiflim wayimenttoe anddoes smilim absoluerly soim

>>40637817
goodnight wulfim!!

how do i get a straight bf if i look like a twink with boobs

>>40637792
Hi

>>40637821
I’m right here, babe.

>>40637824
get to work!

>>40637830
new soijak?

ok from now on my crusade is to shower every single day. i am going to aim for wife material and hopefully land on at least rapebait

>>40637817
nini

>>40637799
I wasn't sure who she was but she was hellbent last night posting my socials and acting like I was a catfish. It least, I assume that was her
>>40637801
yeah, that's not much of an issue here for now. I think a lot don't hang out in Ohio because they'd freeze in the winter. Shit sucks, wish we didn't have a drug problem here
>>40637806
You'RE ToO SMART! you figured me out months ago, very analytical, keeps me on my toes but I do like your posts... they're unique. not sure how people identify you in the thread so easily though.

gotta play classic WOW now though

>>40637837
dont be so hard on yourself. i already see you as rapebait <3

>>40637846
isnt she literally banned rn???

>>40637830
why doesnt he change his trip from rick to fred since that’s his real name?

>>40637832
Would you rather my hands or mouth?

>>40637846
aww its a real shame you are so ideal and so far away :(

>>40637850
do u rly mean it... ><

>>40637846
You didn't private the account and that's why all those anons accused you of being a catfish

>>40637830
DeL3te THiS!!!
>>40637851
... i actually dont know
>>40637852
why don't you change your name from anon to your real name?

>>40637846
>You'RE ToO SMART! you figured me out months ago, very analytical, keeps me on my toes
dm me photos of yourself

>>40637852
I don't think that person is actually him

>>40637859
both bee and eric confirmed I responded to their messages.
Eric went silent after I messaged him back on there, speaks volumes if you ask me

I'm playing classic wow though, peace

>>40637833
Art is dead

>>40637853
whatever you want

>>40637863
is this pichu? Im not logged onto discord rn

>>40637878
Please sit on my face then

>>40637876
me

>>40637775
san francisco being "dangerous" is honestly just propaganda, like yah there are neighborhoods you probably should avoid at night--but by and large the city and whole bay area is very safe. the homicide rate in SF is like dramatically less than many cities in red states.

homicide rater per 100k in 2024
SF: 6.9
Houston: 11.5
Phoenix: 12.2
San Antonio: 11.6
Dallas: 12.5
Jacksonville: 12.6
Columbus: 22.4
Indianapolis: 27.1
Memphis: 48.7

You never hear about how dangerous these cities in red states are bc the point isn't actually how dangerous it is---it's that San Francisco represents the most liberal section of the country and its a campaign to defame "woke left" policies and culture. San Francisco isn't perfect, but it's a great city

>>40637858
yeah lemme grab them fat titties and wiggle them around
wbwbrwbrwbwbrb

>>40637884
yeah
when you log in send me a selfie. ill keep it private

>>40637876
absoluerly soim

>>40637799
>weird drama from some discord server
>never joined a single /cg/ server ever
No one likes braith

>>40637874
have fun i hope you're alliance.

>>40637895
wbwbrwbrwbwbrbwbwbrbrbwbrbwbrbbrbrb

>>40637874
omg wait u play wow? are you horde?

>>40637905
yep alliance, mage. I tried warrior but it was annoying always being the tank

>>40637914
its over....

Your daily reminder that gooning is bad for the soul.

>>40637914
i played priest

>>40637885
ok :)

>>40637911
I want to try both factions at some point. I want to try Orc
>>40637920
lol y'know during development, they weren't going to have the factions at war since at the end of warcraft 3, the war resolved itself. It was going to be teamed alliance and horde

>>40636790 (OP)
>what’s your type (if you have one)?
bpd/bipolar girls
i just hate sanity, ig

>>40637921
ignore this demoralisation post. keep stroking to my soles piggy

>>40637893
San Antonio ain’t that bad been living here all my life and haven’t run into trouble

>>40637926
woaaaa its so iconic tho... totally defines the game right

>>40637927
hihi. im lacking in stability and have lived in a psychiatric facility for nearly 2yrs

its fun to turn trip off and flirt with trannies

the cat's claews are particulalrly sharp and he insists on kneading them into my knee as he lays on my lap

this teaches me:
life is beautiful despite the pain, and life is painful despite the beauty. the two compliment one another

>>40637942
i need you

>>40637906
ur tripcode makes me think of hegel
and ur boobies make me think of getting a boner

>>40637932
exactly my point! These are all cool and great cities which people love. It may be shocking to ppl who watch a lot of the news but by and large America is actually a pretty safe country as far as crime. Amerifags complaining while having it better than a lot of the world is part of our culture

>>40637927
are you mad at me

>>40637955
it makes me think of hegel too it makes me rly happy someone else sees it.... yahoooo :D

>>40637950
r u stable and well? bc im not sure it would be a good idea to be w someone unwell, lest our issues compound on one another

i need to voicetrain for real

bricked up in the office rn, should i post more cum vids trannies?

sigh hes gaming now guess i'll go do something else.

if i was a chaser id get so much tranner ass, you fags should be ashamed of urselves for being this bad at it

>>40637981
yes. post a thousand pls

>>40637981
an on location shot... SSR pull...

im so bad at flirting and im a tranny so i need to get better because men wont flirt with me

>>40638004
perhaps i can post a couple more

>>40637971
i haven't even tried to kill myself in six whole months
and it's been entire DAYS since I last punched myself in the face (although tbf i wouldn't need to do that with you around, hopefully you'd do it for me)

>>40637988
who? Im playing wow but I kind of want to take a break from posting or go back to anon. People know who I am now and now people are asking for timestamps and stuff. it's too stressful :(
>>40637938
it really does.... ugh its so addicting too, fudge

I made a timestamp for pichu but it didn't suffice. i need to take it in my mouth

Chasers post torsos and cum videos

>>40638015
yay :)

>>40638014
lets do our best! the advice i got on here was to focus less on flirting aggressively and more on spoonfeeding them really easy opportunities to feel like they're the one flirting, if that makes sense? its like puzzle feeders for dogs you need to let them feel like they're the ones taking the lead for their enrichment

>>40638014
ok let me try flirting with you.
please post a picture of ur nipples please

anyone got budots recs

>>40638037
that blue/green dress looked really pretty on you dakota <3

>>40638040
i dont have any budots recs to my knowledge

>>40638043
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>40638045
because i dont know what those are

i got enough money to buy some makeup what do i need as a beginner just to hide a bit of mustache shadow and u know just the basic of makeup, nothing too complicated?
foundation; concealer; mascara?; blush?; im not thinking of a lipstick because i dont want to draw attention rn;

am i forgetting something that you a twink could use and wouldnt draw that much attention and would not be confused for a tranny

>>40638051
liar you are holding out on me

>>40638023
>i need to take it in my mouth

>>40638054
i do not listen to any filipino techno

>>40638052
those seem like good basics! make sure to get a sponge or a face brush or something to blend stuff out. i recommend a cream blush to start out with if you can find one!
in terms of further stuff you could get you could try something for your brows? i would just get a brow pencil to start with or some clear gel. if you want to focus on the base i also really love using 2 in 1 contouring sticks like these that are available cheap in loads of places. good way to start to practice shaping the face and you can blend it out to look extremely subtle.
oh and the one thing missing from that list is some kind of setting product. traditionally its powder but you could get away with a setting spray instead for a dewier look if you like!
sorry maybe thts too much info i just rly love makeup

>>40638025
tranners are actually into this?

>>40638072
ok..... but i am still suspicious

>>40638081
what are you talking about OBVIOUSLY yes. what do u think we're into... for all my protesting i like men a lot unfortunately

>>40638084
i will confess... i did turn my trip off and talk about ur boobs

>>40638102
thats fine ive been flirting with u off trip for months

>>40638108
based!

>>40637988
How are you feeling today?

Chat today i think i did something that can only be seen as extremely cringe but i'm happy i did it.

I spotted a tranny on my way home from the gym and i went up to her to ask her for direction
Truth is, I was 5 min away from my house and absolutely not lost.
Told her my phone was dead and was looking for the closest metro.
Basically i did all that so i could properly gender her and say ''thank you young lady, have a nice day''.
I might be the worst person on earth idk.


>>40637142
wolp

>>40638094
I fucking knew it! Bratty bottoms are rhe worst.
Cutie pie.

>>40638029
sorry got a little busy at work but i can post them at you if we're ever in the thread at the same time

I need this type of love but with a boymoder.

>>40638094
but i told myself "never again" fuck it I guess, i'm bored and skipping work
https://files.catbox.moe/h868ud.mp4
the angle sucks and it's a old vid

>>40638081
I am

>>40638116
Wholesome. Lose the 'chat' and youre good. Fuxking zoomer
t.zoomer chaser

>>40638116
omg noooo thats totally sweet sometimes when i fall in love with someone in public i have to do something like this just to talk to them
>>40638119
hehehehe
>>40638125
god thats HOT the angle is incredible.... ur so dreamy anon ><

>>40638125
Show off. I would post as a chaser as well but.

>>40638125
You’re soooo skinny someone needs to feed you

>>40638121
cool :)
>>40638125
what would you do if you cummed and a spider came out

>>40638141
nta ut i wld eat it instantly

jorkin it to jerma rn

>>40638141
Anon..

>>40637929
oink oink oink

Good morning losers

>>40638155
good piggy

>>40638141
>what would you do if you cummed and a spider came out

Uggh i'm feeling it, i'm feeling it Peter, the arachnoid is tearing it's way through my Peantuts, this is truly when Penis Parker becomes the man spider

What is a chaser

>>40638144
what comes out must go back in as you always say
>>40638146
its a legitimate question
>>40638161
who said this

>>40636790 (OP)
>qott
for men: tall-ish, sharp facial angles, not embarassed to enjoy things, caring and stable. facial hair is OK, but not into the whole metalhead look. also it's nice if he can do masculine things and not be performative about it.
for women: also tall-ish, also sharp facial angles, maybe like a tomboy lanklet build? willing to talk about interests, also caring and stable is good but with a woman i feel it's nice if she shares some of my anxieties and issues.

>>40638158
good morning aura!!!!

>>40638158
good morning beautiful, how are you?

>>40637921
Everytime i stroke my stick it loses a bit of its shine.
If i don't get married to a wifey before i hit 30 i fear my shaft will be forever dull and non reflective.

>>40638168
a gay man who is bad at fashion

has anybody seen rick?

>>40638183
STOP WEARING UNDERWEAR

>>40638168
A man that enjoys ladies with dicks
Also good morning <3
>>40638182
I'm good, I think

>>40638171
>who said this
Uncle ben whispered it in my ear before we started making out on the pavement.

>>40638132
>god thats HOT the angle is incredible.... ur so dreamy anon ><
>not dropped and fingered
Crises averted, thank you though, I saw stu posted lewds yesterday, ppl say chasers are cowards, I felt like it was a moral thing to do
>>40638138
I've denied myself entry into heaven, be careful anon
>>40638139
The only reason I'm a chaser is because I can't cook
>>40638141
Raise them as my own, jerk off into the corners of my ceiling to raise a defence against other bugs.
>>40638168
A miserable little pile of secrets

>>40638183
you have to oil it regularly to keep it healthy!!!!
>>40638171
exactly.
>>40638186
need him
>>40638196
THANK YOU FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT!!!

>>40638196
Is it going to help my stuff to regain its shinyness just as it used to be when i was a young buck ?

>>40638079
ty bronya
regarding brows. i get that i have a slightly thick eyebrow. not THAT thick or an unibrow, but its not that thin. but i know eyebrow is one of the most dysmorphic areas of the face, so im a bit scared of trying anything by myself as a beginner and getting bad results. but ofc its a thing i will learn for the future
yeah sponge brush i know, i was getting it lol i know u need something to apply the makeup
setting product/spray is to keep the makeup there right? just like those spray for hair to keep it still right?

ty again bronya. im trying to learn. i got around 100 dollars to spend (its 550 reais so its enough in my country to get a basic kit, ofc i wouldnt be able to get the most expensives products but i just want to learn a bit)

i get that skincare is important too right. i dont have neither a oily nor a dry skin. but my mom has some moisturizer that i will start to use a bit

>>40638205
ur a true ally to cg in our darkest times.. i salute u

i have a really pretty trans musician nerd friend who i played magic with back in college before either of us transed
i really really really want you all to simp for her to support her and give her band attention and money and followers and listens but i have been informed that its apparently a "BAD IDEA" to post her socials or photos here (i already knew this im just pretending it was news to me)

so i guess im just sharing this to let yous know you all are missing out.

>>40638205
the ceiling cum would counterintuitively make good food for butterflies and howler monkeys

>>40638194
fred farrago

>>40638168
a miserable pile of secrets

>>40638111
pretty good i was able to eat chicken nuggets for breakfast instead of soup

goodnight mummy bronya and mummy aura
i go sleep now

Chasers how do you feel about trannies in their underwear but still wearing boots

>>40638205
>A miserable little pile of secrets
>>40638240
>a miserable pile of secrets

Now you two have to make out sloppy style until one of you gives up.

>>40638141
I did post my two cum vids yesterday but I can post them again. I also found a bonus vid of me cumming to one of my friends pictures. And some precum play.

https://files.catbox.moe/a857r7.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/du0sb6.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/0gc2gs.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/yiw5ne.mp4

>>40638225
No fair, I cannot due to...well 4chan. Too many weirdos. But its okay, ill just 'flirt' with cute anons.

>>40638262
Sweet dreams

>>40638271
have you paid your cum tax in full yet?

>>40638224
>regarding brows
they can definitely be scary but they just grow back! if you can work up the confidence to sneak somewhere and get them threaded professionally its like £5 and gives u a really good idea of what kind of shape to work towards. but yes its rly scary...
>setting
yea its similar to hairspray! most setting sprays traditionally are actually just diluted hairspray. the REAL thrifty girls buy some specific product and dilute it to make their own i wanna try that one day
>budget
that should be way more than enough to get the basics!!! dont stress about getting rly fancy stuff! if you have nyx there they're a really good brand to just like. get everything from and not worry about specific products? so you know everything is gonna be at least decent quality and u can just pick it all up in one go. but if you want recs for specific stuff i can do that too!
definitely dont buy anything expensive to start with keep it cheap its gonna look like ass for at LEAST several months you're just learning techniques and figuring out shades that suit you and stuff!
the key to doing good makeup without spending money is improvising and DIYing everyone does it and its fun. every product can go anywhere on your face it just might look bad. play around with it you can always just wash it off if it looks bad right
>skincare
its important but dont overstress it! as long as you clean your face sometimes, use moisturiser, and wear SPF you'll be totally fine. just make sure you're cleaning your face before you apply makeup so it goes on smoothly! and please god tell me you're using extreme SPF at all times i cant imagine what the sun is like where you are

Used to be a time where the girls on here were begging for attention and posting unsees for us to appreciate, now it's dudes posting cum vids in 4K.

What a shift in power dynamics

>>40638272
im not scared >:3 do not be afraid
>>40638271
studying these diligently and taking notes

>>40638225
I'm not hench so someones gotta cockpost
I'm very respectful of your brontent output, tranners need to take notes, I need tutorials, podcasts, product reviews and merch
>>40638227
That's pretty beautiful if you think of it, to support an ecosystem with my cum. At that point reproduction is irrelevant, my seed fuels gods creatures

its 2025 everyone's cumming

>>40638238
please stop saying that

>>40638271
It makes me angry when people waste this much cum

>>40638300
another win for feminism
>>40638308
its ok even if ur not hench!!!! i just love producing content the idea of doing a product review is extremely funny i shld do that

>>40638261
Thats great!! I bet you're so tired of soup.
You should be more cautious with liquor when you can't eat solids xD

>>40638300
No one wanted to see my underwear and boots pictures so I took them somewhere else that did want to see them

I can’t post a cum video because I have a shrimpie (3 inches)

>>40638270
i NEVER give up!!
>>40638300
gotta crack down on the negging or nobody will want to show themselves

>>40638323
i love tiny cocks

>>40638323
3 inches is literally average first of all

>>40638300
It's called being a harsh bdsm daddy dom top

>>40638325
they neg me all the time, calling me a catfish despite proving my realness multiple times

>>40638338
that's because you're a catfish

>>40638270
I'd smoke Sarah, she'd get freaked out and I'd WIN. Bronya needs to ref though, Sarah uses dirty tricks

>>40638323
nobody has a penis that large. the average is 1.5 inches

>>40638338
give it up kid

the only chaser cum vid I wanna see is Rick's

>>40638343
He responded to me from his Insta, as far as I can tell he's real.

>>40638348
theres nothing in the rulebook against throwing up in ur opponents mouth a little

>>40638343
>>40638023
I've made multiple timestamps showing that I'm not. I don't want to put a piece of paper in my mouth like pichu is suggesting... though and I even wrote the date on this one. I first posted it under my trip (you can check the archive) I am indeed this bald mess of a man. I'm not a catfish

>>40638366
looks fake imo desu

>>40638343
he is extremely sus and i feel bad for any newfags that might fall for it

>>40638366
i wont believe u until i see you ahegaoing

>>40638297
>nyx
just looked and no its not available in brazil. afaik the most famous international stores here is sephora :s
there are good brazilian brands but ofc i dont think u would know because they're national only. i think i need to watch some brazilian videos regarding that too lol

ty for the info bronya <3 i will take that in count

>>40638360
no offense but idk you so that doesn't mean anything to me
bro cant post a timestamp and we've been asking for a year
>>40638366
this at least has a date on it, which is the closest thing to a timestamp ive seen from you
but it's still not a timestamp
a timestamp has a TIME on it
THIS is a timestamp
but you can do it in UTC if you want to hide your timezone.

rick is real

>>40638194
Why are you obsessed with rick

>>40638361
I grew up drinking darkfruits and dragon soops that's light work, wouldn't even taste it

>>40638387
>but you can do it in UTC if you want to hide your timezone.
we already know his timezone. EDT

>>40638297
>>40638385
also bronya i get that ofc you probably dont understand much of portuguese (idk if you know a bit of spanish bc its very similar)
but at least you can see the pictures here
https://www.boticario.com.br/dicas-de-beleza/maquiagem-para-iniciantes-itens-para-montar-seu-necessaire
boticario is one of the most famous brands here in brazil. i think that options that its shown there is the most essential for a beginner right?

>>40638300
The transbians won and now we get no tranner nudes

I would like to drink alcohol

>>40638330
Please be a tranner

Im gonna eat burger king yeah

>>40638387
okay, this is the last timestamp I'm ever making. I don't care about the timezone but Im sick of showing my actual face.
I hope pichu sees this too, she was wanting to know as well but I was hesistant since I'm all paranoid with the trolls constantly harrassing and messaging me. I brought this upon myself and bit off more than I could chew. I need to bow out but yes I am real

UNDER THIS TRIP it least, don't believe other imposters or trolls
>>40638390
thank you twinkchan

>>40638387
Im not offended but I am curious are you saying that im not being truthful? There's a myriad of other possibilities, me lying for Rick would be probably at the bottom of the totem pole, also didn't Rick already post a time stamp?

what if bee is just another one of rick's sissy personalities? he had others before

>>40638441
Ooo spicy Rick is sexy rick

>>40638451
I think they're just fucking with me now. it was nice talking to you last night though. I'm too thin-skinned to handle 4chan rn though

>>40638458
holy fuck, it never ends
>>40638460
thanks bee <3

>>40638458
LOL.. You guys are trippin
I've been on b for nearly a year and poated many times stanps a few vocas and fulfilled requests,

those that doubt rick are just jealous chasers
rick fucking MOGS

>>40638458
i don't keep track of most trips desu
is it bad that i just don't read most of their posts?

>>40638469
Amazing how no one likes you wherever you go

>>40638475
you hated him at first, I still don't understand why you changed your mind

>>40638479
I filter all trips

feeling vindicated about it being transbians being strange about rick

>>40638461
It was nice chatting with you too, you know my Insta if you ever feel like chattin some more

>>40638441
alright that's good enough for me
even though your handwriting is atrocious
>I need to bow out
yea sure
see you tomorrow
>>40638451
>didn't Rick already post a time stamp?
not that ive seen
>are you saying that im not being truthful?
im saying that for all i know you're just another ricksona

>>40638479
nah, it's healthy, it's drama over nothing
>>40638486
transbians attacking rick?

you guys are pretty weird. it's amazing how old some of you are while still acting like this

>>40638385
good luck anyway! just remember its meant to be fun!
>>40638410
yea i speak a little spanish so i can usually read portugese!
the options there all look pretty good altho obviously skip liner, shadow, and lipstick
i would also recommend a blush that comes as a cream or a liquid over a powder one for a beginner! if you just try and keep everything creams except maybe ur setting product it gives you a lot more room to blend stuff together without having to worry about layering dry over wet and stuff which can be. Bad
Intense have some in a stick format that looks not bad? https://www.boticario.com.br/b75646-blush-pessego-em-bastao-intense-55g/
but i find creams that come in a stick can be a little stiffer and harder to blend so i would maybe lean more towards something more like this? https://www.boticario.com.br/blush-liquido-blush-glow-rosa-rosalix-quem-disse-berenice-15ml/
obviously it has that glitter too but it looks pretty subtle from the review pics! but i also know nothing abt any of these brands LMAO
but yes get anything im just saying whatever springs to mind. i rly rly hope u have fun dont let urself get demoralised its a rly long journey to make it cute you gotta just have fun the whole time even when its stupid

>>40638482
They didn't show disdain they showed caution because im new, why are you so keen on trying to make me feel bad about my self, it's weird lil bro

>>40638479
not even mine? even tho i love u so much?

>>40638483
I don't hate anyone
I hate what he did to frisson, but it is what it is and it's in the past now

So dramatic. Let's all drink alcohol!!

nobodys ever asked me for a timestamp :( am i chopped. everyone believed i was real instantly im kinda depressed abt it now suddenly

>>40638271
woah...
>>40638308
you have a gift

>>40638512
I still feel bad about that and tried to apologize but she told me to get fucked. I obliged; 4chan was her "home" from what I can tell. I feel bad I made it unfun for her to post. I wish I could take back my actions

>>40638523
They’re jerking off to the fantasy of having a trans gf, they’re not trying to get a trans gf.

>>40638495
Here

>>40637652
timestamps are fun
even if writing backwards is difficult

>>40638530
thats okay! if i cant be a real gf im okay playing the role of one at least. maybe it could be enough for me. ive always loved chasergen im really grateful to get to spend time with you every day

>>40638502
How old are they?

>>40638547
im a 22-year-old 31-year-old

>>40638547
bee, rick, pichu, twinkchan, sarah and others are all in their thirties

>>40638023
Why is it so hard for people to believe you're real? It's so retarded lol.

timestamps are fun
even if writing backwards is difficult

is this good

>>40638552
there is nothing abnormal about my behavior

>>40638343
Shut the hell up already

>>40638552
yeah, I should be doing more productive stuff with my time then posting here. Kind of speaks volumes about my character

Vodka and orange juice!!

>>40638572
it's okay, Sarah doesn't like me because I messed up with frisson a year ago and had a sperg attack about it in the thread.
I think Sarah is a good person, regardless. She it least makes an effort to be clear and concise in her posts

>>40638552
Damn

>>40638589
if that was true id look thirty, but i clearly look no older than 22

>>40638588
It's 2 days of the same shit with these people. They need to shut up already

>>40638614
why did you wake up so mad today.... you are only suppose to have a good time

>>40638614
>how can i make this about me

rick mogs......

Okay chasergen. Our time has come! We must all touch ass

>>40638652
whose?

>>40638660
if someone was eating bread in a video for you and you saw it was a little moldy in the corner and they didnt seem to notice would you point it out in the video for them?

>>40638502
it's a bit embarrassing sometimes
>>40638538
ok
>>40638572
tf are you talking about?

>>40638660
Our lord and savior the spaghetti monster

>>40638668
yes because i always struggle to find things to say to people and that seems like an interesting thing
>>40638674
i dont want to do that

>>40638677
Sorry. I'm drinking

>>40638686
aura girlypop its noon or earlier in the us

I just used chatgpt to help me continue a conversation lmao i'm pathetic.

chasers not so tough after getting molested

>>40638552
unironically great motivation to get your shit together before it’s too late

>>40638690
I will sleep soon

>>40638566
You look scared

>>40638686
hell yeah keep drinking

>>40638631
I'm not mad, I guess it needs an lol at the end so you know.
>>40638670
I've seen multiple timestamps from Rick/muscleanon over the past year, why do you keep claiming he's not real?

>>40638692
The lion molests the little dog not the other way around

>>40638722
>why do you keep claiming he's not real?
>alright that's good enough for me
???

>>40638713
How many shots?

>>40638441
Wow rick is actually real and makes and sells videos to gay men?

i bought some super cheap groceries now i'm feeling a little more poor and applying for ebt

>>40638723
I am a wolf and you are a little kitten compared to me.....

the website is terrible and hardly functions oh god

>>40638766
Lol that jump scare got me

>>40637927
Unfortunately same

>>40638737
Why don't you shut up and show me your tits slut

>>40638528
Qrd my fren

>>40638766
How are you gonna molest me

ugh i'm gonna go in person when its not pouring rain and see if a case worker will figure it out with me too many questions i'm not sure about.

Okay. I'm going to sleep. Good night chaseys

>>40638818
my sympathies u_u
>>40638832
funny i was about to say almost exactly the same thing to you

>>40638857
Gnight

>>40638847
high impact ultraviolence sexual style after I beat you up

My younger brother says "woman" now as the plural instead of actually saying "women"
Fascinated by this zoomer language development and how they all just switched to that at the same time

>>40638524
whoa what?

>>40638861
You can see whatever you want bitch, I aint scared. Come look on /b

>>40638710
i amm scared

shit it to stressful why cant i just get free money

>>40638906
maybe
but i want you to take a new picture, just because i told you to.
sure you have a nice ass
but what i REALLY like is to feel powerful.

>>40638978
Any domme worth her salt can tell that Rach responds most effectively to negative feedback.
>>40638906
My body looks better than yours, I don’t need to waste time looking at yours when I can just look in a mirror.

>>40638934
Should have been born prettier

>>40638995
chaser btw

>>40638978
What happens when an immovable object meets and immovable object?

>>40639004
feelings hurt going back to bed.

>>40639047
Aww Dakota you're super pretty

>>40639041
absolutely no motion
which is a good metaphor for how this has gone so far
>>40638995
probably
but to be honest i can't bring myself to be all that mean to someone today
im in a trough atm. injection later today will make me more... confident, shall we say.

>>40638934
your eyes are so captivating. i wonder what they look like when you orgasm

you don't need to be pretty to get free money
you just need to lie to the govt

im pretty but nobody gives me free money. what gives?

I will never pay my taxes, taxes are inherently evil

>>40638978
I gain more power every time someone jerks off to me

>>40639079
LOL

>>40639126
what if i told you your taxes would go towards the dedicated broccoli farms that distribute to neurodivergence-prone communities?

>>40639128
that's nice and all
but have you ever tried findom?

>>40639126
You cannot escape taxes

>>40639135
I believe in self sustaining broccoli neurodivergent centers. We put autists in work camps, and reward them with fake videogame currency for all their work and efforts. We release them back into the wild once their brains are healed. They grow their own broccoli, they're encouraged to spend time outdoors, and they practice socializing amongst each other. RFK Jr needs to hire me
>>40639158
I know smugglers, I buy all my groceries at shifty marketplaces, I keep my money in offshore accounts, I make all my payments with crypto, I pay my bills in cash, my apt is leased under a fake name and I pay in cash. I am completely off the grid and I don't pay my taxes. They will never make me pay my taxes

>>40639191
Cringe.

qott: Himboes.Outdoorsy guys, sunny, happy guys, guys with a good laugh or smile.Guys with similar hobbies ofc. Chefs are a massive turn on desu. I'll always be a fat bitch even if I lost the weight. Someone who also wants to travel the world. Someone to grow older, fatter and happier with.

>>40639200
I am wild, I am free, and I am loose. Watch out, I can do whatever I want and you cannot stop me

>>40639227
Okay.

God i wish b had trip code

some women who have been transitioning for as long as I have are wildly successful onlyfans models with infinite money. i am filming 30 minutes of me applying various products to my feet to post for literal free for literally no reason other than that I personally find it funny

>>40638995
any domme worth her salt completely ignores rach
t. ex dominatrix

I would pay money to not watch bronya porn

>>40639272
Hi Winemom.

I would pay money to not watch bronya porn

>>40639283
hi luv :>

>>40639272
hiiii

oh fuck
i am so sorry

>>40639304
stop being stupid about winemom sarah
jesus fuck get it together. talk to her like a normal person. settle this stupid bullshit

Anyone here ever try oxytocin nasal spray? Can't find any personal antidote on reddit

>>40639279
>>40639285
PayPal me one million dollars right now or I'm making you look at my penis

>>40639233
coward

>>40639318
Correct.

i want to start bratmaxxing harder. i never really specced into it seriously cause it's annoying but the mesugaki trope is everywhere now right I gotta crank it up to 11

>>40639146
No, do you think I could? What kind of pic do you wanna see btw? I might take some new ones later

>>40639304
??
>>40639309
what even happened? why doesn't Sarah like me? idek her that well

i like how the worst of the old trips have gathered together with the horrific new trips and the result is threads like this one

>>40639335
its about that stupid thing about guns and sex from literally months ago where she got embarrassed and that made her run away and stop interacting with you

>>40639347
I don't remember it, but I'm guessing it was just something that brought up old memories. Whatever it was idrc, I tend to let go pretty easily.

>>40639283
What are you saying about me?

>>40639361
that was the impression i got too on both counts, that some past incident was brought up by accident and that it wasnt as serious as she thought it was
i want her to get over it. theres literally no drama here

>>40639362
Who ever that guy was talking about dresses on the voca was has an adorable attitude and voice

>>40639373
Go look up Cowie on the archive. He was a regular a couple years ago.

>>40638995
>My body looks better than yours
doubt

>>40639335
>>40639347
sarah is a fucking loser imagine caring

>>40638995
>Domme
>My body looks better than yours, I don’t need to waste time looking at yours when I can just look in a mirror.
holy LOL ywnbad. you don't understand the power of silence and you clearly have no temperance. Dommes require talent and disposition beyond being a catty bitch. This is so funny

Who is Winemom?

>>40639373
cowie would have hated you

>>40639448
Why is Winemom?

nobody ever asks "HOW is winemom"....

>>40639448
you dont want to know & you dont want to see her, you'll be too mogged

I am Wine Mom

>>40639451
Still cute attitude

>>40639467
I'm not here to compete with posters, hot posters make me happy not seething like some people here lol.

>>40639448
I often ask myself this.

>>40639470
we're all just a little winemom and a little bit bronya.

>>40639498
god help us all

Wine Mom is the hottest tranner I've ever seen

>>40639507
same here until someone showed me lilytino

rick fucking mogs

three days to get genshin working... im scared to launch it atp..

>>40639514
Rach and rick mogged the entire gen with their tight hungry holes

>>40639507
yet I'm still just some nobody language tutor *lights cig*

why have I seen stu's asshole? I can't get it out of my head. she's just an innocent boymoder in my mind, but then I've seen her whole spread asshole.

i want to be more capable of jealousy so i could participate in this being-mogged-by-rach activity everyone has been talking about lately
their body is definitely good i just dont feel actual jealousy over things often so im missing out

>>40638558
do y'all's phones flip your photos?

rick doesn't even use trt and mogs all chaseys here...... chasers.... your response bros?!??!

>>40639537
i don't think mogging has to necessarily involve jealousy. i think you can meditate on the difference between your body and someone else's and way that affects your lives in a way that's serene and fulfilling. never say never anon !!! there's always hope!!!

>>40639551
mine does yeah. and if it doesnt then i do it manually. irl my red is on the opposite side but i make my selfies look like what i see in the mirror so it feels more normal to me

>>40638503
ty for all the info and tips bronya... i will see what i can do


also i washed my hair now and im fucking freezing aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>40639551
i will never post an unflipped photo I feel like I look insanely ugly the other way around. worms but

>>40639514
Rick is pretty fucking hot desu

>>40639572
weird. now I know if I saw you irl it would be jarring seeing the red on the other side.
>>40639582
my old phone used to flip it, then my current phone leaves it as it looks irl and I got used to seeing it. I'm totally immune to the inverted face thing now, I think I look the same either way.

>>40638271
gooning to this

>>40639604
truth is i pass with the red on the right but not with the red on the left. its all been the most hidden form of anglefrauding possible, all along

>>40639604
this is me btw forgot trip
>>40639621
I think the inverted face thing is like a normal people brainworm. left or right it only feels different for you

>>40639272
do you know who his family is? I want that Walton inheritance

>>40639640
Huh I never rotated pics, going to have to play with this

>>40639640
>I think the inverted face thing is like a normal people brainworm. left or right it only feels different for you
ya for sure. my mom and sister and irl friends probably feel like its off seeing my pfps on social media all "flipped" whereas for me its normal
the problem with having a very asymmetrical face

>>40639641
this is how I wanna go

>>40639655
Just did it, hated every second.
I like how my phone takes the pics

/b/ won

>>40639689
Your desired fate seems unlikely. Maybe slim though the chances may be you'll get lucky and participate in a war versus the harpies, I'm rooting for you.

>>40639720
where there's a will there's a way

>>40639697
whys that?

>>40639748
I'm imagining a soldier so happy for their dream to come true of a harpy invasion rushing out into the open trying to be the first grabbed, and the initial stone dropping volley slams a rock right into their skull. I don't want that to happen to you, I want you to get lifted and dropped, but it's what I thought of.

>>40639776
>rach
>rick
>bee
all from there. /b/ is taking over

>>40639782
I'll wear a very sturdy helmet and stay hidden until the stone salvo is complete
thank you for the tip

>>40639785
Come on anon, don't make this a competition or something weird there's enough drama on /b/ we rly don't need it here

>>40639796
What's your favorite kind of helmet?

I heard b stole all the chasers from here and this thread stole all the transbians from b

what even happens on b? isn't it just porn

>>40639836
porn and schizos
hence the gigacoomer schizos who came here from /b/

maybe i should resettle into one of the non-schizo, non-coomer sfw slow boards

>>40639846
have fun doing origami faggot

>>40639852
origami is fun

>>40639852
wait but I like po :(

>>40639820
this kind

my tits hurt

>>40639876
I've never explored this board before but it looks awesome. how the hell does it have threads that last over 5 years?

if I make 1000 paper cranes can I become a real girl?

>>40639946
best I can do is real ladyboy

>>40639885
Close helm. Good choice. Very aesthetically pleasing. I think my current favorite is a burgonet.

Rach acts all aggressive and stoic, but I think she's a big softy with a big heart

>>40639968
I've always been partial to them because they feature prominently in the YA fantasy novels I read so much of as a child.

>>40637846
I was banned for 3 days, anyone who was posting as me yesterday wasn’t actually me :p

i fell asleep

>>40639976
No he's just the standard /b/ racist chud weirdo, autogynephile edition

>>40640017
Do you still read fantasy novels? I do all the time.

>>40640054
Yes. I re-read Tortall series books all the time.
Although currently I'm in the middle of "Faebound". Have been for a while, because I've been busy.

>>40640069
Are you an elf? You have to tell me the truth. Has it been a good busy or a bad busy?

>>40640095
God I wish. There's not enough time in a life.
Boring busy. Work stuff, mostly. Not bad, but also not exactly goodp

Really wish I was sucking gock right now

is chaser cock called chock

>>40611618
>>40611618
>>40611618
NEW

>>40640162
chock full of chuts

>>40640168
I wanna swallow your chum

>>40640118
what country

>>40640106
Well I hope it becomes goodp. Also I hope you become an elf during your harpy quest. Where there's a will there's a way.

>>40640178
US

>>40640165
Inshallah my sister

>>40640185
possible for you