Thread 40637348

>be me, mtf, 25
>only capable of attracting ugly men who are either obese greasy discord mods or extremely skinny eggs who make me feel like an ogre
>too ugly to attract a normal guy

the problem here is obvious, i'm aware. if i want hot guys, i need to be hot myself, and god knows i'm trying my best but there's a ceiling to how much a hon can improve

since i'm stuck with ugly men, i need to accept that and date ugly men, but it feels impossible. i feel no attraction to them whatsoever, feels like i have as much chance to be attracted to a discord mod as i do becoming a lesbian

so... any tips? pls help

You need to find room in your heart for obese greasy frogposters

>>40637364
my entire body screams no whenever an obese guy tries to kiss me, how do i stop that reflex

>>40637375
Let's practice until you get the hang of it

>>40637394
there's a 95% chance i'll vomit on you

>>40637375
That makes it hotter though, that's WHY it's hot. Why don't normies understand this.

>>40637410
this is some mermaid swamp coded shit

>>40637348 (OP)
Post a pic or unsee, can be neck down if you are shy. Need to look at what were working with here. 25 yo tranner should be able to pull crazy on Grindr and elsewhere if she even has a pulse.

>>40637404
could be hot

>>40637439
sorry I'm not online enough to have the vocabulary to understand this

>>40637348 (OP)
FUBs are the best

>>40637480
niche reference, actually. mermaid swamp is an rpg-maker horror game where the tsuchida men keep female corpses preserved in water tanks for their viewing pleasure.
its implied that the fact that is gross is what is hot to them.

>how do i lower my standards
Watch this video:
https://www.youtube.com/live/bMa9dAYdTE0?si=JmUaAan48mhTn9mj

>>40637580
that is over 2 hours long, can we get a tl;dr or a timestamp please

>>40637348 (OP)
As a chubby guy, who is kinda short, and losing his hair... Any advice? Just get fit + buzzcut? Hairy too