Thread 40645174

Your hair is damaged and thinning, your makeup is applied wrong, you’ve got a manly voice and you smell like cum.

What did she mean by this?

>>40645174 (OP)
My voice is completely cis passing and I smell like my bfs cum
I am old and wear too much makeup though.

female authors historically use initials for their first name so that it appear as if their books were written by men. anyways yeah she's going bald as fuck. hairline go crazy

>>40645190
incredibly
based

now gtfo of this site

I do have the lego hogwarts castle tho lol.
I just need to buy Hagrids hut set.

>>40645190
Nice jowls and manly sausage fingers kek. At least you know your makeup is clown tier

>>40645174 (OP)
>smell like cum
odd, op is odd

>>40645220
Suck my fat cock

>>40645174 (OP)
The first two aren't even true about my gf firstly. Secondly she may have a massive fagcent but it isn't her fault she was born as a gayboy. Thirdly she may absolutely reek of cum but that's my fault.

>>40645182
>doing the Trumpian "many people are saying" to agree with herself about her utterly insane opinions
>faux-concern about vulnerable young people as she literally pays some of her Scrooge McDuck money to fuck them over and ensure they have nowhere they can go for their healthcare or safely use the bathroom

>>40645232
Male rage comes out so quickly with you blokes.

YWNBAW

>>40645220
>At least you know your makeup is clown tier
Well look how fucked up I look with no makeup, people tell me I look younger without it but im super insecure without my full makeup routine

>>40645231
>he doesn’t know real females can smell the cum on you
Kek. We all know you’re a gooner, freak

You realize that after surgery mtfs don't produce cum anymore, right?

>>40645252
>Male rage
I'm literally wearing a soft cotton night dress and sipping hot chocolate and surrounded by my stufties so whatever faggot. I obviously don't speak like this irl
I'm actually timid as fuck

>>40645286
I highly doubt that. You seem like a violent individual and I hope you’re not using ladies’ restrooms. I would definitely be walking around on eggshells if I saw you, hoping not to make you snap.

All that makeup isn’t going to stop the pent up male anger from killing me the swings come out and you’re in full gorilla mode.

>>40645174 (OP)
I smell like lavender.
You smell like old people.

>>40645247
Do you support sterilizing gay children?

>>40645317
>He didn’t deny the thinning, damaged hair allegations
oop-