Thread 40645790

red: transsexual lesbians are all now cursed with dicks that get erect at the drop of a hat - despite estrogen and anti-androgens (and srs lesbians get a magical reversal back to penis having and srs is now impossible) - but those dicks only get erect for MEN - big burly hairy masculine men - that's all transbians want or can enjoy if you press red

green: all homophobes drop dead - globally

>>40645790 (OP)
green

>>40645809
explain why you choose green, please

>>40645817
red just sounds really fucking boring

>>40645834
a bunch of (newly) boy-crazy girls sounds boring to you?

>>40645790 (OP)
is srs impossible for bi and straight trannies too?

>>40645847
yes because they all just have the same sexuality now and would probably become a lot less interesting on the whole

plus there is no way there's enough men for every tranny

>>40645790 (OP)
green

>>40645860
no, but do you really want a wound that never heals?

>>40645790 (OP)
why would anyone pick red unless they were actually just evil.

>>40646238
the idea of transbians being attracted to guys is hot

Being trans is a fetish example #1000000

>>40646242
men are gross though

>>40646242
it really isnt and even if it was it feels like a morally fucked up kink. If the red button was "all gay guys suddenly have a hardon for straight women" that wouldnt be attractive itd just be gross and feel yucky.

>>40645790 (OP)
how long did it take you to type out red with one hand?

>>40645790 (OP)
green

>>40646252
a chaser made this post

red

>>40645790 (OP)
red is already the case

red

>>40648242
I have literally never once felt an attraction towards a man in my life

>>40645790 (OP)
red

>>40645790 (OP)
rederederedredrederererederedredered

>>40645790 (OP)
green would, generously, wipe out like 70% of the global population and cause total civilizational collapse so im
gonna have to go with red

red goes against like all modern understanding of sexuality and to that extent the human mind. and would probably have at least some inadvertent negative impact on the average human mind.

and green just kills people who suck, but still, kills people. I feel like pressing either button is bad

>>40651093
>green would, generously, wipe out like 70% of the global population
is there even a metric for this though? also how do we determine homophobia even?
is it just everyone who has had some slightly negative thought on gay people, though anything from willful ignorance to misunderstanding to whatever else. or is it people who are like properly and openly bigoted who make it their whole personality that they hate faggots

>>40652141
yeah it would need a definition listed, i just went for bad-case-scenario for the purpose of exaggerating

>>40652141
>is it just everyone who has had some slightly negative thought on gay people, though anything from willful ignorance to misunderstanding to whatever else
yes

>>40645790 (OP)
>red, can't get srs, can't be bi anymore
>green, literally no down side listed
i think i'm going with the green button here, idc about having to having to be straight forever, but no srs is a shitty deal

>>40651093
This. Depending on how tightly you define homophobia it's going to be either "just" the Great Leap Forward in terms of deaths or the single largest crime of all human history and prehistory. You would instantly become the worst criminal possible and probably personally responsible for the death of some people you love. Unless you're literally insane that's unacceptable, so it's gotta be red. I'd pick red even if its effect was "a rotary saw blade comes flying outta nowhere and decapitates every transsexual on Earth". That would be horrible, but it would still be the lesser evil by an unfathomable distance.

>>40652856
shit you're right. press green for mother earth, it's like a thanos snap but only for people I won't miss

>>40652856
>Depending on how tightly you define homophobia
anyone who has ever expressed out loud a negative collective belief about homosexuals

>>40654315
EVER?? Many gay ppl gonna die too now

>>40654382
>Many gay ppl gonna die too now
oh no that sucks
guess they shouldn't have turned on their own kind :^)

red

>>40646475
orientation play is hot :(

>>40654315
>press green button
>you yourself explode into a shower of gore because you said some shit when you were six you couldn't even remember anymore
>two people left alive on planet aside from a huge number of preverbal infants who are going to die horribly from lack of care

>>40654978
I wouldn't say there's like millions of people who have never said something homophobic - but there's more than two.

>>40654315
>>40654978
>one of the two surviving adults is a Hamas executioner who happened by chance to only ever express negative individual beliefs about the homosexuals he pushed off rooftops out loud, while constantly THINKING negative collective beliefs about homosexuals

green