Thread 40649760

qott: what is your favorite gay clone high ship?
previous: >>40640973

clone high sucks
ftms are holes who exist to be impregnated by real men

>>40649760 (OP)
Clone high rules
Ftms are towering obelisks of obscure purpose and origin that coincided with the genesis of sapience in apes

Ftms are like smeegol

>>40649804
ftms are like gandhi

should i tie a noose

>>40649760 (OP)
alexander hamilton x mussolini idk i never watched it

>>40649804
>>40649814
ftms are Prince

I'm bouta clone all over your high if you know what I'm sayin

>>40649890
I’d read that yaoi

>>40649920
jumpscare warning next time what the fuck is that

Do you have a Republican name?

>>40649935
why are they just the same name but spelled different

>>40649935
who the fuck would name themselves landen

>>40649935
>Brody
>Brayden
>Kade
>Kaden
>Caden
Wow white republican cis men are in the trenches. Theyre naming their kids transgender names on purpose....

>>40649935
What the fuck? Where the Stephen’s, Phil’s, John’s


You guys always pick these weird names to like give away a subtle hint to others that you are a tranny.

>>40649942
I guess the sound is popular, and people come up with random ways to spell it (like Brook and Brooke)

>>40649965
No these are the cis white boys. I guess a lot of trans men pick these names. I know one named Kade but goes by Kai most of the time (he/they, nobody is surprised)(possibly the most annoying person I have ever met)

>>40649965
It says 82% of Landens vote Republican. That doesn't mean most Republicans would name their kids these things. I guess there are a lot of Stephens voting Democrat, too.

Why are afab vaginabois so weak compared to real men? You lil doods should give up and get pregnant, especially flux.

>>40649915
she clone on my high till i joan

>>40649942
Don’t know, but now that you mention it I’m annoyed
>>40649965
Idk I think my name is pretty normal? The only issue is that it’s either really old people or literal children that have my name. Not many ppl my age use it.

>>40649965
Republicans can't stay alive long enough for those names to be represented... All those names peaked in popularity 80-100 years ago

>>40649989
>afab vaginabois
>female and male on the graph, no specification of anyone being transgender
okay

>>40650008
>The only issue is that it’s either really old people or literal children that have my name.
I'm going to guess it's something like Theodore, Gregory, or Benedict or something now.

>>40649989
what are you into?

>>40649935
I bet these guys all look the same too.

>>40650039
Imagine choosing the name theodore

>>40649989
What's your discord?

>>40650063
Kolguyev_

>>40650053
I knew a Tobias

I knew 6 Elliots. Yes. 6. Do they not feel unoriginal?

>>40650129
more ftms should tobiasmaxx

>>40650152
Ewww don't encourage them

>>40650028
Its the same for transgender vaginabois, testosterone does not make them stronger, taller, or more male.

>just sitting there doing whatever
>suddenly feel intensely uncomfortable with everything
>my skin feels itchy and greasy, my clothes feels wrong, the air is too tight, everything feels too dim, the air smells wrong
>cant pinpoint what`s exactly wrong
what the fuck FUCK YOU fuck this

>>40650159
this is the ideal ftm form for eating

how am i supposed to shave my ass

this will literally never happen again
>>40649760 (OP)
all this clone high stuff makes me remember the marilyn manson food song they had on there which plays in my head to this day when i see anything to do with the food pyramid

>>40650152
Trve, post this to the goals thread.
>>40650175
You don't, embrace it.
>>40650028
>This cunt hasn't filtered the fucking tripfags already
Retard. The ones that reply are worse than the baiters, either stop bitching or leave.

>>40650129
they should make a 4 corner graph of trans male names
x axis is objects/2020 discord(pencil, sock) <-> real names(chris, james)
y axis is common/clockable (Kai, Elliot) <-> uncommon/less clockable (Not risking giving examples for this catagory)

>>40650196
i do anal and the lube drenches my pubes it's uncomfortable

Can someone make a discord server because each gen is worse than the last.

>>40650218
This one seems fine so far

>>40650218
Womp womp

>>40649959
These have always been jock names

>>40650165
How about your clit, asshole and pussy? How does that feel?

>>40650148
6 is too many. Do they know each other? Are you young enough that it could’ve been EP’s influence or was it just pure coincidence?
>>40650175
Cheeks, hole, or both?

Anyone going out tonight to try and catch the perseids?

>>40650305
i can do most of it but the crevice part at the taint and also above the hole. i also don't get a very close shave it feels like there's still a lot of fuzz

>>40650305
All of these people named themselves pre Page, so this wasn't because of the actor. No, they did not know each other. I knew one from work, one from high school, and the rest I met on dating apps.

>>40650269
>always
When I was teenager they were unironically almost all named Josh, Zach/Zack, or Ryan.

>>40650218
bad idea when nikols is around, he'll shit it up, make alts when banned, and report it. that's what happened to the old one

>>40650354
He doesn't do this. Holes making false allegations as expected.

>>40650354
>Make 2 servers
>One you post it in /ftmg/
>The other you dm the link to those who can prove they are ftms
Has it been tried?

>>40650378
How are they gonna prove they are ftms? By posting pussy pics? If so, count me in.

>>40650378
>The other you dm the link to those who can prove they are ftms
bro wants pussy pics

>>40650378
Packer ID cards

>>40650322
Small electric body trimmers work well, I’m a fan of the Phillips oneblade line.

>>40650384
>>40650395
>>40650398
You'll have to dm every pussy with a timestamp to gloves or flux.

>>40649602
Just realized there was a new thread whoops this is what I said
Sorry was at the gym
>What are you playing?
I downloaded a .hack//infection rom so probably that
>What are you drawing?
I want to practice my anatomy mostly
>What are you studying?
Computer engineering

>>40650438
i'm staying out of this you're on your own

>>40650438
My ken doll looks photoshopped anyway.

i wish all ftms were fat and balding

The post that would be the final silver bullet in ftm transgenderism, if I were able to find it.
It was a guy who said something along the lines of:
I am not sexist but here are my reason for calling females cunts.
Every cunt, old or young, rich or poor, black or white, lesbian, straight or even trans identified is defined simply by the wet hole between its legs that was made for my penis.
You literally have a hole that was made for men to put their dicks inside.
So that is why I call cunts cunts. By calling cunts cunts I am simply stating the truth, as it is.

If anyone can find it please post here.

>>40650481
Me too.
Take that T.
>>40650452
>Wouldn't trade redhead sidney sweeney for a stack of pussy pics sent only at 3 am
Understandable.

>>40650452
Buns is back

>>40650528
It's kind of hot when holes do this to themselves.

why do i still visit these threads im not even ftm

>>40650513
>"silver bullet in ftm transgenderism"
>some random faggots mental illness

>>40650449
>.hack//infection
Sick.
>anatomy practice
Always good.
>Computer Engineering
Nice! I did CS. Is it your first year?

>go out of my way to kill 5 enemies in bloodborn
>they don't drop enough insight for me to afford clothes
CUNTS

>>40650556
you are deep down

>>40650592
When I'm in a self hatred competition and my opponent is an amab posting in /ftmg/ about how men are worthless drones made to die in war and coal mines

>>40650529
are you british anon

>>40650614
>CUNTS
That's you. Because you have one.

>>40650635
Men built civilization. If cunts ran society we'd all be dead. If men stopped fixing what cunts break society would collapse within days.

>>40650513
That post sounds lame. The Y chromosome evolved after the X chromosome. The penis was created for the vagina not the other way around.

>>40650610
It is, kinda excited about it. This semester I'm getting a shit ton of math and I think we're gonna go through a lot of Python.

>>40650668
Also i'm pretty sure all embryos start off as females
that line on the ballsack is a result of the vagina fusing in the womb
women are essentially the base form of life

i love flaming hot cheetos

>>40650668
>"MY HOLE IS SO IMPORTANT AND STRONG!"

>>40650660
When I'm in a replying with schizophrenic non sequiturs and my opponent is an amab posting in ftmg
>>40650693
I want takis

>>40650703
i tried takis once and didn't like them

>>40650703
How is it schizophrenic? If cunts were capable of self awareness and reflection you'd understand what I'm talking about. But you're a cunt. So you won't. You'll just go back to living your thoughtless life of cuntery on autopilot.

>>40650675
I really like Python, hope you have a good time! Make sure you take care of yourself (I was terrible at this), and go to social shit if/when you can too.

>>40650528
>Take that T.
If an FtM can't accept the fact he's got the high probability of ending up looking like this absolute fucking CHAD why even bother? Built for mowing lawns in the heat and falling asleep on the loveseat with a beer in hand and the TV on.

>>40650749
i want all ftms to get as fat and bald as possible

>>40650547
>>40650513
Nah, not really hot. You gotta first understand and enjoy cis holes in order to appreciate what the tifs are doing.
All those posts that target the general female population are missing the point.
You gotta first understand the rule and then you gotta understand the exception.
The suffering of ftms is enjoyable because they don't follow the rules that make cis women great.
Women have a soul, autistic people don't.
They just do what they are programmed to do. Like an npc stuck in a door. Like (You), anon.
You better start learning about how women reason, with an actual thirst for knowledge. Posting memes and quotes from your kin on the npc thread won't lead you to the Truth.

>>40650739
>and go to social shit if/when you can too.
This one is always hard but you're right, if I want to get better at the social game I need to start getting myself into real situations

>>40650218
remnant of last one is run by jew

>>40650701
It's actually true over 300 million years ago sex was not determined by chromosomes. All early mammals had two X chromosomes. The Y chromosome came from a mutation. There's also some explanation as to why the Y chromosome became smaller than the X chromosome over time but I don't really understand that part

>>40650693
me likes cheese doritos!

>>40650777
>Women have a soul
anon how dare you, i am a woman and i completely lack a soul, you sexist piece of shit.

>>40650556
I just like to see what the ftms are up to as an mtf. I moved away from the city I had trans friends in so I guess I'm filling a void

>>40650936
i just have nothing interesting in my life rn. i make larp posts sometimes

>>40650871
3 words and you'll finish reading the whole sentence.
You can do it!

>talking about post apocalyptic world scenarios (pandemic or slow zombies) with cis male friend
>Go into how I want to return to tradition and spend all day working on fruits and vegetables outside, and expand by building potato plots
>he starts talking about forming a gang
>think he means for safety but he really means to loot from people
>says he would be like Negan from The Walking Dead
>he lives in an apartment, is maybe 5'7, doesn't own a gun, and doesn't have any combat training other than mma livestreams
>there's even men in the same residence larger than him
Where do cis guys get their confidence from? Because I need some. Why are they always the main character despite never being qualified? One I knew was waiting for government collapse to begin robbing and raping, but he also admitted to being too fat to fuck unless someone was on top.

>>40650354
This never happened, and if it did, then you deserved it. Also, get pregnant

>>40651053
>he also admitted to being too fat to fuck unless someone was on top.
LOL

>>40651053
He's so based.

>>40651105
My not sure if his dick was small and protruding fat made it harder to fuck, or if the fat is too heavy for missionary. It scared me into losing 10 lbs that year.

>>40647549
Sorry, I didn't check to see if I had gotten a response. I appreciate it. It's kind of crazy you're a decade older than me haha. It's pretty impossible to begin to cognise what it's like to experience that much.
>What I've found is not so much that they were irreplaceable...
I have a hard time feeling like that's the case. I truly understand the sentiment though. I know a lot of relationships I've been in, have allowed me to experience and to grow as a person. However, I just want to be with one person forever. I want the person I kiss and cuddle and lose my virginity to, to be the only person I do those things with ever. And, I wish that person could be them. I think they're the only person I have the capacity to truly unconditionally love. I have relatively high standards. But there's people out there who meet my standards and would make me feel more secure, yet I can't find myself caring at all. It's irrational of me. Maybe that's my issue.
>I think you should give a lot of thought to why you think a sacrifice will improve the relationship
I have. I guess it's just, if I screwed myself over for the sake of getting to be with them, would they then see how much I love them? Having them commit to me for real would just be a bonus I think. It's honestly a really stupid line of thinking.
Thank you for mentioning DBT earlier btw, I've never heard of it before. I've only seen garden-variety therapists prior, but they haven't been helpful. I may see about finding one that specializes in DBT, if insurance covers it.
I've already thanked you for your responses, but I don't think I can convey how much better you've helped me feel about this, and how grateful I am for that. Thank you.

>>40649760 (OP)
has anyone here played elden ring. time sensitive question please respond.

>>40651604
Platined the base game but I don't remember jack shit.
Shot.

>>40651625
do you like clone high

>>40651640
No, I grew up on Total Drama.

>>40651650
the total drama art style is blatant rip-off of the clone high art style

>>40651675
Now would you look at that.
Too bad I only drink pepsi and eat burger king, otherwise I would give a chance to the OG.

>>40651604
Yes

>>40650438
Flux is already the gock inspector I can't believe you people are making him work a double shift

>>40651724
they shouldn't have gotten away with this

>>40651781
Honestly I like the sharp lines of Total Drama better

>>40649935
cismale with plenty of friends and second hand friends and I've almost NEVER heard any of these names, what age group is this taken from? I've met one fucking brody and he was the frat god of towson

>>40651792
me too but i'm not supposed to break character

>>40649965
Yeah it pisses me off. It just reeks of fem aura when they decide to give themselves a quirky name.
>breaks into public mens showers
>"Hello boys! I'm Zander!"
>immediately gets fucking barebacked by like 10 guys because they could immediately tell a hole just entered their domain.

>>40651794
you've never met a guy called Colton? really?

It was indeed NOT a time sensitive question.
>>40651813
>>40651792
Based.
I wanna be
I wanna be
I wanna be famouuuus.

>>40651831
I'm a millennial, I know chads, dereks, seans, shauns, johns, kyles, colins, steves, nicks, michaels. roberts, donnies, normal white people names.

Colton is not a name I've ever heard once.

>>40651794
Probably across all ages

>>40651863
Most conservatives are weirdos like mormons

>>40651604
Yea

T4T gaydenism is the purest form of love.

>>40652016
only if they're both fat

>>40652026
WRONG

>>40651777
NO I AM NOT
>>40651625
you good man?
>>40651776
>>40651899
awesome. what's the best class to start with.
>>40651831
colton is a severely american name

>>40652034
Samurai is good and so is sorserer

>>40652071
SORCERER* fml

>>40652028
my favorite gayden couple split up and now they're both fat
if they got back together the power they would generate would literally destroy the entire world

>>40652085
>sorserer

>>40651792
>>40651813
bad taste

>>40652016
ANYONE know about these fuckers back in 2019?

>>40652132
lame + skrillam was better

>>40652016
I want a gayden bf but they are never serious

>>40652142
ftms will call themsleves aroace and then have 59 online relationships with other ftms

>>40652182
Probably only AroAce when it comes to you anon

>>40652182
he identified as gay/homoflexible when he was with sam and after they broke up he identified as panromantic asexual and now he just identifies pansexual
learn the lore NOOB

>>40652182
also he only ever dated one ftm and one theymab so you're wrong and you should feel bad

>>40652255
>you're wrong and you should feel bad
im shooting myself tomorrow

>>40652287
i see this as an absolute win

>>40652152
Same. Hahahahaha.

>>40649989
I have a grip strength trainer that I barely use because I'm fucking lazy and my grip strength is roughly 80-100lbs, depending on the day, at 24. Still weaker than my brothers.

Are you leaving again?

new bfdia

>>40649760 (OP)
>5 hours and 39 minutes ago

>>40652016
agreed especially feminine twink gayden x masculine poonchad gayden

Nikols is terje nikols is a terje larp
Spamming the servers n shit it's terje
His obsession with collecting selfies
Imitating tranny hater, no newfag would do that
That's why nikols doesn't care about having a genuine interaction with anyone it's all just trolling
Nikols claimed to be new yet knew boris lore
Terje specifically announced he won't be posting anymore
It's terje I know it sounds random but trust me it is terje

>>40652758
I think nerdy twinky gayden x nerdy twinky gayden is kino but I respect your tastes.

>>40652844
Meds

>>40652844
i love schizophrenia

>>40652847
but what if they were both fat

>>40652896
Okay maybe if they're both nerdy twinky gaydens they can be a little fat. That would be okay.

>>40652955
i see this as an absolute win

I need a ftm to beat the shit out of me and possibly kill me in the process

>>40653120
who are you stranger

>>40653131
I'm me. Can you put me out of my misery and/or larp as toxic yaoi with me.
Who are you?

whats the point of obvious tumblr afabs larping as ftm chasers

>>40653145
>Who are you?
i am the ftm eater i speak for the cheese
>Can you put me out of my misery
if you're an ftm i can eat you

>>40653179

I don't think they're larping they really want a trans man to beat them to death with their cock

>>40653197
Sounds awesome
>if you're an ftm i can eat you
Will I get digested and die? Or is it like a vore situation where I just live in your belly

>>40653268
it would really wholesome if you just lived in my belly but if you want to die i could digest you

>>40653203
Uhhhh yeah something like that

>>40653305
Okay I guess I'll live in your belly then. *forlorn exasperated sigh*

Good news everybody I'm finally cured, I used to come here every once in a while for sexual gratification, and now this place sucks so bad that I can't fathom the concept of being horny in these halls. Now I just check to see if other trans men are still alive and fucking around in peace. Feels good

>>40653365
are you larping as me
have we come full circle

>>40653365

Stop mpregging the cannibal with your body as the baby that's too depraved, we've gone too far

>>40653377
I don't know who I'm larping as. You have the green light to vore me.

>>40653389
He offered????

you ever fap and orgasm but you feel like it's not enough
genuinely the female multiple orgasm thing isn't real
it's not possible to continue fapping after orgasming it's too painful but i don't feel satisfied

>>40653402

*slaps you on the back of your head* Anon I raised you better than that what were you thinking, the poor thing can't make choices like that he don't know what's good for him

>>40649989
my tested grip strength is 100.5 kg

>>40653390
*picks you up carefully*
are you ready anon?
*puts you in my mouth*
*swallows*
*you slide down my throat*
*you squeeze through my esophagus*
*you drop into tummy*
*rubs my tummy, feeling the weight of anon inside*
hehehe... i love how you feel in my tummy anon...
i'm so glad you let me eat you...
*burps*
the end

>>40653417

Wait a couple minutes before going again you're not Superman buddy you have a refractory rate

fat curvy trans girls slurping on my t-dick

>>40653438
Why do you hate me?
>>40653447
>////< thanks anon

>>40653447

Are you happy now anon you're already in there and I warned you better, you've made an obsessive stranger happy this is on you. Stay in there for all I care

>>40649989
I don't know why but all the average grip strength data seems to be at odds with each other.

>>40653465

I don't hate you I'm just disappointed

>>40653470
Well.. beats being unemployed!
*laugh track plays*

curvy smooth trans girls with ripe milky boobies

>>40653487

His teeth are going to fall out supplying you nutrients I hope you're happy with yourself

>>40653504
He will birth me in due time.
You could have stopped this by beating me to death beforehand.

>>40653504
*rubs my anon shaped tummy*
hehe... don't worry about me... i'll be fine...
*burps*

I just want to squeeze a trans girl's big honkers like stress balls

my underwears are getting wet spots from gooning to trans women help me

>>40653551
Send them to me I'll take care of them

>>40653537
*lovingly kicks at the walks of your tummy from the inside*
I'm so happy I got vored!!!!

>>40653522

My god what have I done......spare the rod and spoil the child I suppose. Son, I should have finished on your mother's face. Now look at all this hoopla

>>40653537

Look the poor helpless sick degenerate thing has the indigestion now, probably even bloating and lethargy. I tell you to stay out of trouble and you can't even stay out of men

>>40653538

I don't have the energy to fix what's wrong with you either young man but I hope you find such a woman soon

>>40653584
*looks at my tummy dreamily*
i'm so happy i could vore you anon...

>>40653580
only if you are trans (mtf or ftm doesn't matter) i don't trust cis people with this situation

>>40653593
Shut up!!!! We are in a loving vore relationship and that's what matters. You don't control me.
>>40653594
*hugs the walls of your stomach from inside*

peeking at a dysphoric trans girl's penis as i force my t-dick in her mouth

>>40653636
*giggles deviously and pulls up youtube on my nokia phone*
hehehe... we can watch as many animation memes as i want now... and i know the perfect channel to start with...

>>40653665
*blushes* you shouldn't have.... Gosh...I'm so happy I got to be able to be eaten by you..

>>40652844
I'm not terje, you weird schizophrenic.

trans girl sex trans girl with big boobiee

>>40653701

Holy shit it's terje

>>40653444
That will be useful when you're stroking a real mans cock, as his sex slave tomboy ftm gf.

>>40653598
I'm poon

>>40653734
can you trib me my t cock is throbbing and pulsating so hard i can hear it

>>40653833
Yes !

>>40653840
Holy shit. Imagine if our poons kissed each other and made slurpy sounds and strings of slime formed between them

>>40653853

Anon please tell me you hate yourself after you cum please tell me this is something that post nut clarity fixes

>>40653887
Not him but I do

>>40653904

Thank you for the love of all fuck thank you for comforting me in this way. Let's all choose to feel more shame sometimes

FTM fannybois, what's stopping you from becoming seahorse dads?

it's funny how stressed nikols get when he goes without attention for .1 seconds

>>40651602
Hey I'm glad it was helpful. I understand the desire for wanting one and only one partner, especially if like your first time is with someone who you're serious with. It's not a bad thing in of itself, but I wouldn't make yourself too loyal to an abstract ideal like that
> if I screwed myself over for the sake of getting to be with them, would they then see how much I love them?
In my experience, both personal and observed among my other friends, is that when someone makes a huge sacrifice for a partner like what you're describing, the partner doesn't suddenly change their ways. Instead, they realize that they can do basically whatever they want, and you will be the one that always comes back, while they check out entirely. I don't think such a perfectly self sacrificing person who can stand that arrangement long term exists. I know we can short term, of course we can, I did it, but the years drag on and on, job after job, move after move, with someone who wants to see just how little they need to give you to keep getting what you're giving.
I'm glad you were able to feel a little better, really. It makes all of the crap on this website feel worth it sometimes. DBT was really helpful to me and in some sense I feel like it's the most "real" form of therapy because it feels like a much more concrete self-interrogation. Even if I can't change my ways of thinking overnight (and I didn't), it's something to just start to recognize *how* and *why* we think certain things, though I worry saying that in that phrasing veers dangerously close to sounding like a corny platitude. Still I think it has merit though.
All that is to say you're welcome and I hope things get better for you anon.

>>40652034
>plays bloodborne
>asks what's the best starting class in elden ring
>you good man?

bye

>>40654715
Honestly, it's a really nice thought to me, even if it's bordering on being an unrealistic fantasy. I should probably distance myself from it, you're right.
>you will be the one that always comes back, while they check out entirely
>with someone who wants to see just how little they need to give you to keep getting what you're giving
It kind of filled me with a sense of dread to read that. Like, "that's what's going on, that's me". Whenever we'd argue I'd always be the first to apologize and try to make up. Whenever they'd leave, I'd always welcome them back with open arms. I always tried to improve myself to their liking so they'd be happy with me. Makes me feel really bad about myself to look back and realize they didn't put anywhere near as much energy or work into the relationship that I did.
I get the sense you speak from experience, and I'm really sorry you understand that sort of thing. It's kind of the worst feeling in the world. You mentioned earlier, that spending time apart alongside DBT helped. About how long did you need to spend to "get over it"?
It makes me wonder why I attract the people I do. It's like they're all codependent/in the honeymoon phase/etc when they like me. It's like any sort of "love" I'm given, is a fluke and happens by mistake. I don't know if I'll ever actually be truly cared about. Did you ever like, get in a happy relationship? And get your happy ending and whatnot? Or is that even a thing? Would you say it's worth all the trouble?

>>40655407
hi

>>40653702
>>40653655
>>40653551
>>40653495
>>40653538
feeling seen today

Gloves is catboy coded
G is a bunboy
Flux gives Victorian-era vampire

>>40657210
First is a wrothless obese woman.

Second is a breedable ftm femboy.

Thirs is a worthless expired woman.

Also, AFABs already shitted this thread with their usual usual unfunny nonsense.

When you will understand that we want your bodies (if attractive, otherwise you should be executed), not your "opinions".

From now on, if you post you should obligatory attach breedable afab in each post.

>>40653887
I am still horny after cumming but I often feel disappointed that my orgasm wasn't great

>>40657394
>>40657401
Stfu dildo

>>40653417
I started being able to after T (3yrs)

>>40658108
mutilation

>>40655639
It does feel bad to realize the relationship is very uneven.
Time to get over it is hard to say, there wasn't a linear progression but peaks and troughs, and while it's embarrassing for me to say I would go on to repeat the kind of pattern of behavior in relationships with two other people before finally trying to change myself and learning to be alone with myself instead of finding another "honeymoon phase" to jump into.
>Did you ever like, get in a happy relationship? And get your happy ending and whatnot? Or is that even a thing? Would you say it's worth all the trouble?

Well, not a relationship, but I do have some pretty good friendships right now. In some ways the friendships are better than the relationships I've had, I'm overall far less anxious about being discarded or replaced or "good enough", I can spend time alone without worrying on if me just being by myself for a bit will make the other people drift away, and we can have interesting conversations. Maybe that sounds like cope but I'm more focused on trying to do well being back in school and just meeting new people, if a relationship shakes out from that great, if not then maybe I'll try something different.
It might also be that now that I'm older I have to think about things like my family members that I care about getting older and that looms in my mind more than relationships.

>>40653417
Couldn't be me, been a serial gooner even before T.
Only reason I don't go past one jerk sesh now is because it lasts 3 minutes and I nut for a full 12 seconds, that's enough to satisfy me for the next 7 hours.

what is it with FTMs and rats?

>>40658761
Fembrained interpretation of juvenile masculinity and rebellion (rats are seen as gross)

just painted my nails

>>40658761
they're cute
and also bigger than a mouse and more cuddly than a hamster
and also intelligent so they just make good pets overall

>>40652844
let me guess, schizanon is terje, gloves is terje, G is terje, TH is terje, we're all terje except for you because youre a special little nigga

>>40659366
Gloves is Pipit

>>40659109
black nails are hot on chicks

>>40659387
these types of replies always make me wince

>>40659109
hmmm

>>40659455
why your hand so smooth

>>40659469
I ran the original pic through AI

>>40657401
Those piercings are just like dead giveaways, ftms NEED to control themselves and stop this shit. If you wanna blend in a be a man then avoid these things like the plague.

>>40659495
I think they look cute on him. Mmmm yummy alt boy...

>>40658761
Raccoon/opposum replacement you can have as a pet legally in most places, and won't cause significant damage being in your house

I BROKE MY FUCKING SHREDDER

>>40659777
just start shredding things with your teeth

how can you tell if your binder smells? Im noseblind to my own scent and i moxed up my binders. One is clean, the other two I sweat through yesterday (DRENCHED)

>>40659777
Checked

hello ftms

>>40659792
you can tell when it starts emitting a cartoon green stink cloud

>>40659855
Hi :3
*rustles around in your belly*
How are you vore-kun?

>>40659922
sad

>>40659789
>HHHRRRAAGGGHHH

>>40659953
Why? :c

>>40658761
A lot of us look like rats after transitioning. It's a form of solidarity.
>>40659777
Have you burnt it out? Or jammed it beyond repair?

>>40660033
jammed it, i stuck 8 sheets in when the maximum is 5 >_>
in my defence i did not realise it was 8 sheets i miscounted

>>40660018
i was lobotomized when i was younger and i feel sad knowing i will never be able to live a normal life

>>40660000
hamter quads

>>40658761
It's tumblrcore more than anything but much more acceptable than other tumblr typical interests. A lot of ftms are into reptiles like geckos and snakes too but I feel like the rat guys take better care of their pets than the rest

>>40660049
Catastrophic human error.

>>40660065
Can't we be both? I have 8 snakes, but still love rats despite feeding them rodents.

I want cunny

Hello ftm with cis gf and I'm pretty sure she's going to cheat on me with her chad lite ex. I'm ugly and short, what do I do?

>>40660305
get in my tummy for protection

God damn this gen is fucking ruined. Can someone inv me into the discord instead?

>>40660510
sowwy

>>40657210
I’m a catboy through and through

>>40659792
Wash it once a day during the summer, every other day or every two days in the winter.

>>40660050
It's okay vore-kun, you will always have me by your side, or inside moreso.

>>40660065
it's very cringe and I do not approve of it

periodical gymmaxxing update

dropped image

>>40661004
Why don't you like the rats anon
I'm sure they like you

>>40661026
Nice tattoos

>>40661043
Thanks, had to drop the guy who did them bc he'd fuck shit up "freestyling" while drunk and decided he wanted to abandon his clean asf linework for ai generated realism slop. I wanna find another person to do a large shoulder piece of a scientifically accurate fossil, maybe a carnie or a parasaur

i hate my life

>>40659455
i usually paint them black, just don't have a decent picture rn

>>40661071
My partner could match this style, his work isn’t too far off. Unfortunately we’re in Canada, and I believe on the opposite coast - but hey, if you’re ever in the area.

>>40661155
Eh, ya never know

i know youre here faggot

>>40661239
is it me?

>>40660510
there is no discord, nikols ruined that before he even namefagged

>>40661026
Oh yeah doing much better

i want to die

>>40661421
me too

>>40661421
>>40661441
Why anons

>>40661421
Why? Do you want to talk about it?

>>40661446
i'm depressed and lonely
i want to find love
i want real friends
i want to go out into the world
i don't like myself at all
i never have
i don't know what i'm doing with my life
nobody likes me
i have no friends
i can't seem to act right
i don't know what i'm doing
i'm scared

>>40661467
Likewise.
I will be your friend if you'd like

>>40661117
Seems like a stretch he looks skinnyfat at most

>>40660510
A polish man, an italian man and an irishman walk into a gen...

dubs and i kms

>>40661792
Dubs and you LOVE yourself

>>40661814
what was the post?

>>40661870
It said "dubs and I kill myself"

>>40661421
>>40661441
>>40661792
Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.

>>40649760 (OP)
i'm having elden ring withdrawals

>>40661697
that piocrel is revolting

Do poonahs actually scream, "DOOOOOOOOOOOOOD" when their vagina quakes with orgasm and you blow 30ml of fresh sperm into them??
Might be a myth but seems real

>>40662074
?
No?

>>40661026
shave and PLAP!!

>>40662074
yes

>>40662082
Speak for yourself I do

>>40662034
you're worse than nikols

>>40662114
Why?
>>40662045
Wya rn?

>>40662045
What class did you choose in the end

>>40662200
vagabond because i'm a bore
>>40662188
ran a bit too far and unlocked margit so i'm just roaming around killing things until i can level up enough to take him on
i have the bloodhound's fang so i'm working on getting my stats up to use it

>>40662285
>ran a bit too far and unlocked margit
Fast af. You were dodging mobs or they made it that easy?
>i'm just roaming around killing things until i can level up enough to take him on
There's the dungeon that you can unlock with the keys right outside the tutorial zone. It's tough though.
Whatsup with the field boss (the sentinel iirc)? Wanna beat it with the bloodhound? It's a good way to learn dodging.

>>40662188
>Why?
NTA but any argument with actual reasoning about their LARP not being taken seriously that isn't just easily dismissible mindless goonslop bait is harder to comprehend and accept.

>>40662452
How are you posting all day? Do you live in an apartment where all the yard work is done for you?

>>40662045
Somehow it's the fromsoft souls games that I've out the least amount of hours in, I think the open world and the bosses spazzing out wore on me. Maybe if I engaged more with the online I'd have found it fun

I want to be loved.

>>40662594
felt

>>40662463
Agreed.
There are zero redeeming qualities in nikols except if you fantasize secretly about getting plapped, or if you just love that kind of attention.
At least I'm giving food for thought.
>>40662524
? It's 1 am in italy.
It doesn't take much of an effort to make bait posts on bait threads. You'll get there too when you'll become an oldfag.

>>40662600
You are much less unlovable than me.

who wants to see me and /co/nspirator fight italian style

>>40662601
I have too much to do to become an oldfag. I've been were for 5 years now, but I can't stay consistently enough. That's why I'm so confused how you are here every day... No school? Job? What are you doing outside of here?
>>40662691
I'll sponsor you if you make it a tickle fight

>>40662452
dodging lmao. the sentinel is still roaming around when i go to buy shit but i don't have enough health/defence to take him on yet. trying to find armor is a pain in the ass.

new
>>40662773
>>40662773
>>40662773

>>40662549
they can be boring if you like games that require lots of mental stimulation. the lack of guidance also throws me off too. i had no idea there were even questlines until i looked up a tutorial for something. i kinda thought my aim was to just wander around and kill things until i reached the twofingers.

>>40662691
Too bad this is gonna be the last time I post on 4chan, would have been fun to see what would that look like...
>>40662774
Kek, yeah he is a pain in the ass, but get some muscle memory while you are low level (trust me).
Also, small tip: explore again during the night after you have grinded enough.
>>40662704
>I've been were for 5 years now
Cute.
I work, anon. I also live rent free in your head. This is why you see me everywhere.
A mirror of the world.