iotbt edition

It's ok to be a bottom chaser.

>>40655371
I would like to, but with someone I like
>>40655382
I am not attracted to women

demorlization bros we finally broke pichu
give yourselves a round of applause

>>40655450
I thought pichu took your virginity?

We need a revival of goth and emo trans girls

what's up chasers. currently dooming about my shr. might go cry. do you like carrot cake?

Life is so unfair why do i look like this

>>40655487
Same same and yeah

>>40655470
Scene hair was hot

>>40655487
What is shr? Yes I love carrot cake but my favorite cake is Tres Leche have you had it?
>>40655488
Like what?

>>40655466
her 1 inch ftm clitty didn’t break my hymen

Chasers see me as gay man

>>40655487
>>40655488
that's what I'm sayin
and I love carrot cake

>>40655500
You’re so fucking hot. I wanna toss you around

>>40655460
Thanks for ruining the gen for us

>>40655514
If trans women are women, then how could chasers be gay????

>>40655470
But real ones, not just the fetishwear ones

>>40655460
Why what happened?

If a guy hugged me i'd cry

I fucking hate drinking protein shakes
>>40655515
Hi cardigan did you fix your car?

>>40655514
No we don't
You see us as gay men

>>40655500
So true scene girl showing her thong 24/7 so based or the edgy girl wearing corpse paint with the full goth fit

>>40655517
I wish you would.. I'm so unbelievably pent up

thank you for loving trans women, chasers <3 you make me feel like it's okay to be trans

>>40655537
the ac? no

You still up rach?

I'm buying male clothes rn

Does /chasergen/ approve of drag queens?

Is there any Bee lore?

>>40655500
..moar. I want to bend you

>>40655571
Starting to doze, why?

>>40655557
No way that sucks. Do you miss taking public transportation now? I would melt with ac

>>40655450
I bet we'd like each other.

>>40655571
No babe take her place and post some cute pics
>>40655588
She’s a babe. End of story

>>40655597
it sucks but I'll live. I go out at night

>>40655596
Heh that edible took your tough ass out.. such a softy

>>40655535
Why?

>>40655609
I hate that word gives fat 40 year old single dad vibes, muh babe

>>40655617
It’s a classic tf else are you supposed to call hot girls?

>>40655589
>>40655609
I'm taking a risk but why not
https://unsee cc/album#SIzZqaUfmER3

>>40655634
Would

>>40655615
What are you jerking off right now and need me to boss you around to cum?

>>40655634
Would bury my face in there

>>40655634
That's a lot of ass god damn

>>40655614
What do you usually do at night? I feel like you would eat taco bell or maybe you’re vegan idk

>>40655649
Well i wasn't until you asked that, I wanna slide into ur dms

Ibishr drillim abisher holim anddoes abisher halfim soim Ibisher takim abisher breakim absoluerly soim

>>40655602
maybe
too bad I live on the other side of the world

>>40655616
Because i'm sad and lonely

>>40655644
>>40655651
>>40655654
I added another

>>40655634
Very breedable. Kind of body you would fold and mate with.

30yo tranner gf with bangs that likes being treated well

>>40655664
Slut

>>40655676
Stop being a tease and move the paper

>>40655679
>Tranny
>likes to be treated well.
Good luck homie, these gals are cuckoo

>>40655679
Twink chan is 38 and looks like Richard Ramirez. So that’s kind of close.

>>40655683
Id do what ever you told me to..

>>40655687
No keep it, leave room for imagination

>>40655689
I like being treated well

how come even though I gained over 10 lbs none of my thigh/hip/waist/bust measurements changed by even one cm? it's not fair

>>40655687
Done

>>40655676
Hot af your cat is shaming you tho

>>40655713
LMFAO I hadn't even noticed it's totally a judgmental look too

>>40655696
Make a video putting that clear dildo up your ass.

>>40655704
Define being treated well. What does that look and mean to you. I have to ask.

>>40655705
Are you weight cycling correctly? Are you on injections and pio or anything else?

>>40655720
I will just for you

>>40655705
are you on pio?

>>40655672
You're in North Mexico right? That's only pretty far not really far.

>>40655706
I’d fucking eat that

>>40655556
love you too, pookie <3

>>40655705
Its partially genetics and partially workout regime, also height has a lot to do with how fat appears on the body im 5'3 so fat anyway is very noticeable good.and bad

>>40655750
Want more?

>>40655729
>>40655744
yes I'm on injections and pio. not cycling just trying to gain bc I started from a low bmi anyway.
>>40655752
I'm 5'4. how much do you weigh?

>>40655761
Im 125 right now but I fluctuate between 123-133

>>40655756
Moar, moar.

>>40655766
well that's around my goal. I'm only around 105 rn. I guess I'll keep trying

>>40655761
Eat more fats and work out 2-3 times a week

>>40655756
Yes please

I can't sleep and I took a sleeping pill! I have my first date in 3 years with a guy tomorrow at noon, he and I are going to get lunch and ice cream and maybe a movie afterwards if we hit it off super well (which we have). My last bf suggested we go poly. I told him no, and 2 months after he cheated on me. I'm almost certain the guy I'm seeing tomorrow uses 4chan cause he said in a text
>Yeah I fucking hate poly people. Just an excuse to cheat on your partner. Fuck that guy.

How do I get to sleep ugh.

>>40655761
Your 5’4? that makes you even cuter

>>40655782
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>>40655782
>how sleep
Put down your phone

>>40655773
Oh my goodness you're skinny, id say if you want to gain aim for 115-120 i want to get down to 110-115

>>40655792
Tried. I need white noise to fall asleep. Put on a yt video that has conked me out several times, its doing nothing.

She's my angel bros

>>40655782
Make a giant peanut butter, jelly, and banana sandwich with the a tall glass of milk that’s the only way anon

>>40655791
Mew mew mew mew mew mew

>>40655694
I’m 31 and I look like Jesus Christ

>>40655806
I dont hsve any jelly or bananas right now :c

>>40655756
Are you a virgin?

>>40655782
Get off your screen dummy

>>40655805
wuddoes yeeims beeims shreeims debilims anddoes wuddoes yeeims mayim cryimenttoe

>>40655809
yishuims matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40655800
Warm drink might help, get comfy, don't try and sleep, just relax.

>>40655813
Yeah :/

>>40655776
how much working out does that actually mean? what do I do. I mean I try to do squats and stuff but I never know how many sets to do. sorry if I'm dumb

>>40655814
I already said i tried!
Read
>>40655800

hate this place. hate you people.

>>40655827
yeeims caany nottoeable hattoeable withintee ourttoeable lubberattoeable matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40655824
Having stuff on in the background is fine but looking at it is different

>>40655354
dont be an asshole to someone whos spiraling

I just want to cuddle with a guy and not think about anything but him

>>40655829
can’t ever tell what the fuck you’re saying. hopefully it’s usually friendly and you’re not one of the bad ones.

>>40655827

>>40655842
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>>40655822
Workout at least 4x a week. You should be doing squats and hip thrust. 5 sets. 2 warm up sets and 3 working since to failure. You should also be incorporating rest pause sets too

>>40655827
What'd I do

>>40655822
I've had my gf on injections & prog for a while now, I make her do 2 days of leg exercises and 1 day of core, she has gained a lot of ass and boob

>>40655827
go away pichu

>>40655840
My bed would be so cozy with you

eating a pbj sammich idc about anything

>>40655822
Put in your height, weight age, gender and goal into gpt it'll give you a decent guide

>>40655820
Wild you've got a unreal body

>>40655870
whre mimery crisppoeable sarnim matoeable

>>40655864
wrong-o, buddy. zero points. zilch. nix. nada. not her. fuck you faggot. choke on a turd.

>>40655863
ok thank you

>>40655872
Thanks, I've had chances im just shy and socially awkward, plus I'm terrified of stds, so with all that combined its hard to find someone willing to get tested and prove theyre clean just for a fun night
(*≧ω≦)

>>40655812
Smh you need to keep these things on hand.
>>40655870
Post pbj sammitch I’m craving them rn

>>40655880
Lolp

whats everyone’s problems with bronya and braith?

>>40655438 (OP)
i hate rach she is so weird and annoying!

>>40655901
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I don't matter

>>40655878
What?

>>40655901
They're transbians in a chaser thread, plus they like to say dumb things on a regular basis

>>40655840
When I have my gf over we cuddle pretty much the entire time

>>40655901
bronya idfk but braith? come one. how long was she at it with the buggy/spider shit?
lol. how many times do you think you can tell people to kill themselves before they stop liking you?

>>40655901
Bronya is that a bratty bottom. She's cute.

>>40655914
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>>40655916
Ibisher demanddoeable abisher mrushim anddoes sauggoeable anddoes eggoeable sarnim reettoeable nowimenttoe matoeable absoluerlysoim

>>40655920
Fuck you

>>40655901
Idk I wanna fuck bronya desu.
Braith is buggy/spider who’s is from gaygen and is fat and ugly idk why he lost here

>>40655923
i miss when spider could actually read people it was funny

do people just not remember the year of braith posting here as a “gay man” and spouting vile transphobic all fuckin day
how many decent posters did we lose from people just not wanting to deal with her obvious repper bullshit

>>40655923
neeim selfferish kilimenttoe allwoimenttoe matoeable absoluerlysoim

>>40655936
Whats wrong with that?

>>40655948
who did we lose to her repper era?

>be a fag
>get addicted to tranny porn because something about a woman with male genitals excites you
>spend time pestering trans women you find attractive online
>see people memeing about trans women always ending up with other trans women
>”hi everyone i’ve started hrt”
many such cases i’m afraid

I have accepted bronya as a performance artist in always making the worst possible posts and have come to enjoy her as such

>>40655963
anons probably ionno. idgaf about trips. i just know a this place used to have a lot more chill people and it was little creeps like buggy that started the trend of this just being a shitposting thread.

Just so you guys know there is an insane amount of trans girls on this queer dating app called Lex. I can’t count the amount of trans girls that messaged me. Not all of them are passing, but I think it’s mostly out of pure laziness. If you grab one before they are hot, trap them, and force fem them you’ll have yourself the most grateful wife. It’s best to look into joining weird queer groups on there that attract trannys and to avoid msging bots or avoid paying the fee to swipe. There are some good local groups and you can view the profiles of everyone in them and see when they last posted something/last active.

>>40655948
Have a heart. Imagine turning 18 and you look like you're 37 but you're also shaped like an egg. I'd be yelling slurs at clouds if I looked like this.

i haven’t posted my tits in here in 6 months i used to love posting my tits

>>40655969
i feel like buggy/spider/braith is also a performative person unless it comes to them being trans they posted proof :p

>>40655991
Rip

>>40655994
Babe post them

>>40655991
lmfao look man i don’t care. i had a babytrans period when i was young too. it’s just fucking insane to not leave and start fresh in another place. come back here after a couple years hrt with a new name. hide your shame lol. don’t shit where you eat and whatnot.

>>40655979
>>40655991
>>40655948
are buggy and braith the same person? genuinely still dont know

I can't stop thinking about my sister's long term boyfriend's brother fucking dying this week. He was barely in his late 30s.

I don't believe any man likes us. Every chaser here is a coping tranny larping

>>40656013
yes. this is a fact not conjecture

>>40655991
they look fine why is everyone shitting on them

>>40656014
cruelttoe impossry missryim matoeable absoluerly soim Ibisher wishim heeimisty wellertims anddoes yeeims absoluerly soim

>>40656016
I like you.

>>40656023
don’t know if that’s really buggy and don’t really care. won’t take part in attacking someone’s appearance but bug has said much worse in reply to my pictures so she is low on the list of people i’m going to feel bad for.

>>40656011
i think dont understand the people with these takes. why are you so upset someone is being an asshole on a notoriously shitty website?

Any chaser want one more photo on my unsee b4 I crash, ill post a rly lewd one

>>40656014
He was a fuckin kid. RIP

>>40656055
because this general didn’t used to be shitty. because YOU don’t need to be shitty. why do YOU come here? because you heard this website is shitty and you wanted to be shitty too? what is your life like?

need to put a chaser in a chokehold with my sweaty thighs after exercising

>>40656052
were you a trip or well known poster

>>40656059
Sure

>>40656059
Yes pls upload the craziest thing you could

>>40656066
youre lying

>>40656069
How sweaty do your thighs get after exercising

>>40656073
Well I'm not going to go that crazy yet, im due time, but ill post rhe most lewd of the night

>>40655901
bronya is nice to me and is therefore cool and fine.

>>40656070
duh, anyone with tits can become a well known person here.
but i was here to talk to grown ups not crybaby incel shit. every time i check back here its fucking shameful why would anyone want to engage with this garbage can shit

>>40656078
you are a newfag

>>40656087
this

>>40656084
Kitty does NOT look proud of you

>>40656082
Sniff sniff.

>>40656088
are you winemom

Goodnight chasers us straight trans love your attention, night fellow trans women

Can someone catch me up on the thread drama from the past day or two?

>>40656099
I'm actually going to lose it at how hot those pics are thank you.

>>40656093
Lol I dunno who kitty is but they shouldn't be bothered by adults enjoying eachothers bodies

>>40656100
Daria had to work with Beavis and Butthead on a science project.

>>40656099
neettoeable matoeable dreaimicalim offerish beautiflim anddoes smilim absoluerly soim

is this thread for trans women only? is there a dedicated online place for ftm chasers/chasees?

>>40656113
Goodnight wulfims <3 I wish I understood you xD

>>40656118
There actually should be.
Make the general, anon.

>>40656108
Cat on the left of one of your pics

>>40656118
not by any rule but there’s no trans men who regularly post here

>>40656119

>>40656104
Wait until you see his chud face lol.

>>40656122
that was my first time ever posting on 4chan and this will be my second, seems ambitious

>>40656133
I saw her face a few threads ago and think it's cute. Her body is fucking insane and if she lived in my state I would have already filed a formal request for marriage.

>>40656137
Your first and second post are ambitious compared to the dullness of imagination from everyone else. I'd say take advantage of that.

>>40656127
Ahh he made another cameo rofl, hes just a sweet old man disgusted by the younger generation of sluts

>>40656145
Hahahahaha

>>40656133

>>40656158
I wish to grab your tits while we make out.

>>40656145
Bee I wanna know your state now in case I have a chance

>>40656158
Hey chudders put that fuckin thing away before I hurl.

>>40656174
What's a chud? Or chudder

>>40656171
https://vocaroo.com/1j67AFoVx31y

>>40656178
It's like cheddar. They saying you cheesy, girl.

>>40656188
>she will never come east
And my heart is broken.

>>40656158
I wanna rail you

>>40656174
Bee is a libtard just like you

>>40656196
I dunno, Florida seems pretty dope

>>40656202
ig miami is.

>>40656199
Most trannies are liberal but they're attracted to chuds.

>>40656199
Will you camwhore for us now that she‘s going to sleep?

>>40656199
Woah ur still up?? Why do you call me a libtard I haven't espoused any ideals

>>40656214
It's 3 in the morning, I'm going to sleep too. I gotta pack for the shore tomorrow :p

>>40656219
I'm just saying you're liberal. That person that called you a chud thinks you're right wing or something. They call right wingers chuds. I was helping you.

>>40656221
I'm also going to the beach in the midatlantic tomorrow if I see a femboy in a tube top I promise not to say anything.

>>40656232
LOL tf why do people wanna place my politics, also you're cute and sweet you soft hearted bitch

>>40656238
i would cancel my plans reading this

>>40656174
>>40656158
ngl I'm taking the "chud" over what we usually see

>>40656257
that would make me happy if I were, whixh I'm definitely not saying I am
(*^ーﾟ)

>>40656296
She's so cute, bros.

sometimes when I'm bored at night I look up reddit posts of people hating harlequin ladybugs and calling them not real ladybugs and I get mad. but I'm done for tonight. goodnight y'all

>>40656456
I was unaware of the debate. Goodnight. Sleep tight.

calling roach “cute and soft hearted” is fucking crazy but i digress

>>40656461
I could ramble about it for a while. but not tonight

>>40656494
Another time. Go sleep.

>>40656456
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>>40655500

guess who's unbanned

>>40656638
Is it Snurly? I hope it's snurly.

fuck my bitterhon life

Feeling real hungry for some bussy rn

Ibisher grottoeable yeeims strawim berrables milkim fer yeeims princim buttoes Ibisher drinkim ittoes absoluerly soim

>>40656995
Strawberry milk is very delicious

>>40657021
yishuim matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40657030
Do you like chocolate milk too, matoeable?

>>40657042
Ibisher wuddoes lubberattoeable chocim milkims absoluerly soim matoeable

>>40657050
absoluerly soim

>>40657076
yeeim beautiflim matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40656638
Welcome back my retarded chud wife

Got fucking paid lets go.

good morning trannies

i wonder if bronya will allow me to cum today?

>>40657205

>>40657236
what's your puppet show gonna be like?

>>40657306
https://voca.ro/14OHR07pI4TL

>>40655782
>Yeah I fucking hate poly people. Just an excuse to cheat on your partner. Fuck that guy
that's a pretty common sentiment and not at all a sign that he uses 4chan

>>40657321
i love your voice wulfim

Tranner gf that teaches me how to play magic the gathering

>>40657363
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>>40657370
its not that hard

>>40657374
of course wulfim :)

>>40657385
yishuims

>>40657321
Oh wow I can understand you for a change.

>>40657411
yeeims beautiflim matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40657413
this makes me sad. poor cat

>>40657416
And we're back to me being confused again, was good while it lasted I suppose. Farewell friendo, I'll keep your cute animals pics on my memories.

>>40657422
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>>40657429
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>>40657435

>>40657446

Is it possible to get a gf whilst also thinking that women only exist to make my cock hard

any trannies wanna play some online coop games?

>>40657460

>>40657569
yishuims

>>40657558
I'd be down.

im sorry but wulfims is actually a lil annoying

>>40657580
I just don't bother reading what he says and just appreciate the cute animals.

>>40657580
thmearkig yeeims fer sayimenttoeable soim absoluerly soim matoeable

>>40657574
what games would you be into? I really don't wanna get into roblox

>>40657610
Ew definitely anything but roblox. I've had risk of rain 2 for a long time but never had anyone to play it with.

need tranny

In recent years ive come to the realization of my crushing lack of attraction to cis women and i hate that im stuck in this hellish limbo where I'm attracted to the female/androgynous form but have complete romantic disinterest in them. Ive met and talked with girls over the years (never became sexual since I was always of the mind that I wanted to have sex with someone I truly loved) and only now after I graduate college i realize I'm fucked.

Maybe its porn, maybe its real, but its a weird state of affairs when you keep thinking about having a long and happy monogamous life with either an MtF or an HRT femboy. I wish I could be conpletely gay, then I'd at least have a chance at finding someone here where I live, but I think I'm just boned. I'm innawoods in the mountains and the closest town is an hour away and its a small town. I don't get out much cause im not the social type.

No im not ugly.

>>40657714
need chaser

>>40657731
love is stored in the balls. cis women cannot provide

>>40655438 (OP)
if ur gonna be a chaser you should be hot and or hung, preferably both

if we have to put up with your antics you should at least have something to compensate for it

>>40657731
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>>40657743
I'm both and I'm not putting up with the antics of a 4chan tranny.

>>40657743
i don’t mind small pps personally
they’re better for anal
agree about the hot part tho!

>>40657750
prove it

>>40657750
Understandable. Have a nice day.

>>40657763
maybe at first but if you've been having sex for long enough bigger and deeper is better imo

>>40657736
I don't think I've had a crush on a girl since I was in a sophomore in highschool and thats about to be ten years to the date. I remember bringing a bouquet of flowers to a girl to congratulate her on graduation and telling her I had feelings for her. She hugged me and told me I was sweet, very sweet, but that she didn't feel the same.

I dont hate cis women, there are some wonderful girls out there in my experience, but its long been since I felt a spark that made me yearn for any girl in the last decade... im turning 27 sometime this month, and in these last ten or so years I've only grown attracted to a couple other guy friends on the internet after a few years of knowing them because we clicked on suck a deep level. It wasn't instant attraction mind you, the person I'm crushing on right now I've known for 2 or 3 years now and only recentlyhave i realized how much their presence and responses seem to affect my own mood.

Im mostly ranting but thanks for reading i guess.

>>40657772
not for me lol it just hurts

>>40657777
fair ig idk

>>40657772
I definitely haven't. First time my bf fucked me it hurt the whole time and the only reason I didn't tell him to stop was because he was pretty clearly really enjoying himself and I didn't want to disappoint him.

>>40657774
yeeims beautiflim matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40657749
>>40657786
Im sorry fella i dont understand a word

>>40657783
:(

>>40657783
yeah it does hurt at first
you probs needed more foreplay, eventually it gets easier

>>40657790

i don’t want to be alone but sex is scary

>>40657800
Its fine, I don't mind being in pain if it means he's happy. Pain is temporary.
>>40657802
Definitely needed a lot more, didn't even have any lube handy, he didn't finger me, just used his saliva and went for it.
I don't think he had ever done anal before because he really struggled to get it to go in for a long while.

>>40657814
no sex is fun, you just need to do it with someone you trust and take it slow

>>40657819
yeah no wonder that hurt thats like all the wrong things to do is he retarded?

>>40657814
You realize you can be around somebody and not have sex with them right.

>>40657832
they meant alone romantically obviously

>>40657821
trusting someone is scary too

>>40657834
The point still stands anon.

>>40657827
Not retarded no, I think he just got excited and well, you know, all the blood was going to the wrong head for thinking at that point.

>>40657832
>>40657839
won’t he want it?

>>40657840
he should care more about your pleasure and comfort
selfish top smdh

>>40657848
Just let him fuck other girls. Problem solved

>>40657855
:(

>>40657855
nta but that would make me want to kms what a lousy idea

>>40657866
What alternative is there?

>>40657872
i stay alone forever because i’m not good enough

Good morning cg. Why are old men creepy? Is that just how boomers are?

>>40657872
finding someone who doesn't do that?

>>40657849
It wasn't ideal but I'm. It actually complaining. He enjoyed himself and that's all I care about. I just want him to be happy.

>>40657774
anyways i look like this

i think i’m too vulnerable to talk to people

>>40657877
yeeims simperish hassry tee contexttoeable offerish soim matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40657866
neeims selfferish kilimenttoe allwoimenttoe matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40657883
But that anon literally doesn't want to have sex? Seems like an unfair ask

>>40657897
wdym?

i often feel uncomfortable thinking about sex. i’ve only wanted to have it and enjoyed having it with one person but i ended up scaring him off

>>40657889
nice arms, awful hair, shame ur probably ugly
is it big at least?

>>40657901
asexual men exist
men with lower sex drive exist

>>40657901
sorry
>>40657902
i am too desperate to see people’s intentions. i think i’m likely to get hurt

>>40657900
No context will be offered wulfim <3

>>40657908
You mean you have only wanted to have sex with 1 person you've met or just you are not attracted to anyone in the world except for that person? Because if it's the seconds case that's not healthy

>>40657915
well u should probaly work on that before dating i think ur gonna be fine

>>40657923
idk how

>>40657915
Why are you sorry? Mb for saying stupid shit I guess dam.

>>40657918
only one person has ever made me feel completely safe and comfortable in a way that made me want to have sex with him and in a way that made me enjoy doing so

>>40657908
Just find somebody who will be gentle and work with you and build things from there. It's nice.

>>40657927
therapy could be it

>>40657929
sorry for being unfair

>>40657916
thattoes alreettoeable matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40657931
That's not sex, that's love making.
I've had sex with plenty of people but i've never made love

>>40657937
Just listen to the other anon and find somebody who's patient or asexual.

>>40657936
idk how to bring it up in therapy

>>40657935
i did

>>40657942
Damn anon that's sad.

>>40657944
same way you brought it up here

>>40657949
Yeah but like again.

>>40657943
how do i know if they are really patient or just pretending?
>>40657952
words catch in my throat and i can’t say what i mean

>>40657954
that’s not going to happen

>>40657964
https://voca.ro/1k0g7LnL6hTN

I took my prog at 230am and I’m so fucking groggy

>>40657910
Nope. I'm just slightly above average. 6.5"-7" ig. And no I'm average again, just fat as fuck right now cause i havent exercised in forever.

>>40657970
thank you i think

>>40657983
You know I could have assisted if you asked

>>40657992

>>40657994
I thought about asking but I figured you were asleep.

>>40657996
:)

>>40658007

>>40658003
I was asleep but you could’ve woken me up, I don’t mind performing a late night prog procedure

>>40657964
you have to try

>>40657964
Who the hell is going to pretend to be patient. If they're willing to be patient with you then they're patient. You'll realize pretty quickly if they aren't.

>>40657951
It is sad but then again so is life

>>40658030
It’s not that hard to do myself…

>>40658037
i do try
>>40658041
maybe i’m just stupid then

Goo morn.

>>40658098
Goon morn

>>40658091
I don’t mind, just don’t pinch my finger when it’s inside. Cause they’d have to amputate it

>>40658098
hemloperable matoeable

>>40658123
Biting a finger is just as easy as biting a carrot, the barrier is really just mental. Doing it with my butthole seems tricky.

>>40657637
lol sorry i went to bed

>>40658124
Bonjour Miska. Do you drink coffee?

my world is ending soon

>>40658167
pls don't say that

>>40658138
There’s always a chance to lose a finger in a prog procedure

>>40658173
sorry

>>40658178
pls take care of urself

>>40658175
Make sure it has a flared base then

>>40658167
i've been thinking about that too, but i won't be doing it this weekend and you shouldn't do it either

>>40658179
i’ll try
>>40658182
it’s out of my control now

i want to tell him i love him

>>40658206
Tell him, he will like to know

>>40658167
why

>>40658209
we’ve known each other a day

>>40658229
And? The notion of time doesn't apply to love

>>40658159
Ibisher hassry beeims kneeim tee buttoes Ibisher leikim vanillim cofferish iffery soim buttoes Ibisherdrinkim teaimenttoe absoluerly soim

>>40658167
yeeims shallry hassry tee accepttoeable abisher newimenttoe absoluerly soim matoeable fer yeeims shallry finddoeable yeeims olddoeable withintee soim absoluerly soim matoeable

>>40658181
Lmao, don’t worry I won’t push the prog past 6 inches

>>40658229
bpd

>>40658228
because i’m a mentally ill failure who thought she could be something

any tranners with fat asses here

>>40658239
I never have special coffee flavors so I don't know which ones I would enjoy. I only ever drink it black, two pots every morning. It's the wake up ritual. For tea I drink it decaf as a night time sleepy ritual to get me in the snoozing mood.

>>40658236
not how humans think
>>40658251
probably

>>40658253
I miss seeing your ass

>>40658254
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>>40658279
i posted it a few days ago

>>40658253
Femboy :-)

>>40658294
>boy
aren't you like 30

>>40658294
Faggyboi*

>>40658294
not the same!!!

i think i need the ward but i’ll lose my job

>>40658243
Your finger is 6 inches??

>>40658252
what's wrong? specifically?

>>40658286
Repost that shit real quick doggy

>>40658304
You don't like my fat ass? I like yours :p

>>40658310
:(

>>40658312
i’m isolated from all my friends and i am fucking up getting all the things done i need to get done before my surgery

>>40658311
Did I ever tell you I have 11 fingers? The one I’m using doesn’t have a nail so less room for injuries. Although I’ve heard that you shouldn’t shove it really far in

>>40658284
Realistically I probably have had at random points many coffee flavors when trying sips of others coffee they got but I never committed it to memory or asked them what it was. Did you figure out your favorite kind of hot chocolate too? I didn't even know there were different kinds. It's fun to put the little marshmalllows into hot chocolate, I don't know if they improve the taste but they're fun so worth using. I don't talk about where I'm from.

penis head with a nail helmet

>>40658314
ok :) im doggy
https://unseecc/album#LOFnZSd0pReW
>>40658316
its just not the same

>>40658330
You stick hormones up your ass?

good morning! i love you!

>>40658352
sometimes

>>40658354
good morning. may i cum today?

>>40657731
what state is your mountain from? living in the woods of a mountain sounds nice

>>40658354
Good morning bronya!

>>40658352
that's normal for taking progesterone! if you take it orally it gets metabolised by the liver. i get that it seems strange but lots of medications come in a suppository form for similar reasons

>>40658352
No I stick them up asses though

>>40658351
I wanna see those cheeks jiggle, they look soft.

>>40658359
i haven't decided yet. do you think you've earned it?
>>40658362
good morning!!!

>>40658253
yeah, my ass is fat

>>40658351
Stu, great ass as always let me breed thanks.

is posting my naked body for attention online similar to being loved?

>>40658356
>>40658364
Oh, I thought it was taken as a shot or something.

>>40658372
>do you think you've earned it?
no... :(

>>40658377
i believe it's also available as an injection? but I haven't seen any hard data on that yet and I think you have to do it pretty frequently.

>>40658370
they do jiggle
>>40658373
hell yeah
>>40658374
ty! go ahead!
>>40658376
ive only done one so i wouldnt know

>>40658380
then you already have your answer

>>40658310
yeeim mayberish beeim ablim tee hassry brothim matoeable absoluerly soim talkim yeeims brossim anddoes talkim tee yeeims docttoeable absoluerly soim

>>40658335
Ibisher seeim matoeable Ibisher alsim fergrottoeable mimery faverattoeable chocolattoeable absoluerly soim mrushim mellowims abisher guddoes fer melttoeables buttoes Ibisher haddoes thossry larggoeable oniwerys thattoes wre realim guddoes onnry theyimisty owimittoes absoluerly soim matoeable

>>40658354
hemloperable matoeable

>>40658376
neeims matoeable

>>40658376
it's more like the opposite of that

despondent chaser looking for resentful tranny

>>40658392
hey

looking to get into yacht racing. anyone have any tips for a beginner?

>>40658390
hello! good morning wulfim!

oh okay

>>40658387
>ty! go ahead!
Sounds good, I’ll pick you up around 8 and feel free to come outside naked or actually that’s kinda indecent, put in your best buttplug before you do

>>40658387
Do you know how to twerk? I love going face first in a jiggly booty lol.

life sentences for serious criminals but the punishment is spending an eternity in chasergen

>>40658398
you are scornful and full of malice

>>40658404
howimisty abisher bronim thissry beautiflim wayimenttoe matoeable

>>40658390
Do you ever make s'mores? Others seem to prefer them browned and avoid catching them on fire but I like to get them on fire, let them burn a few seconds and get that cronchy crispy outsidemost layer burnt.

>>40658413
they did this to me after i ran over someone in my car when i drunk drove through the front door of a walmart :p

>>40658382
You do the one that goes up your ass?

I wonder what Rach will be doing when he's 35

nobody cares about me

>>40658427
Spreading his ass for gooners on /b/

Hello chaser gen. I got a haircut

>>40658431
don't be so sure

>>40658438
hello aura, what colour are you nails today?

>>40658431
What do you need cutie

>>40658421
ittoes neeims abisher thimggoeable withintee enggoe landdoeable matoeable weeim hassry mre caravaims trippoeables tee parttoeables offerish tee crounttoeable matoeable anddoes deeim ittoes onnry abisher grillim shreeims silimenttoeables absoluerly soim matoeable Ibisher wuddoes lubberattoeable soim assro matoeable

>>40658438
beautiflim matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40658414
yeah but the meds help
>>40658415
not sure yet! I'll get up and see. haven't weighed in yet so we'll see if that colours my mood lol
>>40658426
yeah I do! i take 200mg every second day. i was talking to bee last night about trying to insert it with nails it's a struggle but I think I figured it out

I should start posting my body on /b/

>>40658445
Blue
>>40658448
Thanks wolfy <3

>>40658438
woaaaaa that's so hype... something new? or just a trim?

bronya never notices when i get a haircut...

>>40658461
It's new for me. Wolf cut type thingy

>>40658450
Can't you just place it at the entrance of your hole then push it in with a dildo?

>>40658450
caany yeeims crookim mimery lasagnaim anddoes cheesily chippoeables matoeable plssry

>>40658458
yishuims matoeable

>>40658472
Cool. I like that style

>>40658451
Let’s see it

>>40658438
You should post your hair

>>40658411
ill do the biggest one :)
>>40658412
i do not know how to twerk lol
>>40658413
can i have the death penalty instead please

>>40655438 (OP)
is it really okay to be trans? like for real?..

>>40658486
hello

>>40658330
If you get prog in your peehole it will give you big nipples and make you gay

>>40658468
im sorry anon.... i usually notice things like that... qq
>>40658472
ohhhhh that's so fashionable!!! i feel like the layering would really suit your hair type! do you like it or are you still kind of adjusting to it?
>>40658476
i don't really own anything like that... and you only really want to get it just barely inside. if you go too deep it gets processed by the liver again.
plus im a femcel so it's. kind of a lot of work to even get a finger in there

>>40658481
this isnt /b/

>>40658444
>>40658446
i said what was wrong and no one cared

>>40658494
Can I pee in the butt to flush it out?

>>40658478
yes I'll get on it immediately!
>>40658486
yeah it's not just ok it's pretty cool actually

>>40658485
It's easy, just loosen your cheeks and let the momentum of them flop from side to side. You gotta find the rhythm of your cheeks lol.

>>40658498
nta but it pretty much is at this point and look how awful it is because of it

>>40658507
yeeims wonttoeable matoeable buttoes thmearkig yeeims fer yeeims kinddoeable willertims absoluerly soim

>>40658498
You’re not gonna post are you

>>40658495
Wait you're not getting fucked in your ass ? One finger ? I had a girl put her whole fist in my ass. She did have a small hand though.

>>40658512
i already started the bechamel...

>>40658522
im a post transition virgin down there... im holding out to try and find someone who's gonna stick around

the dreamcast fucking sucks lmao

When y'all put prog up your booty holes does it just sit in there? What happens to it? I never really thought about it
>>40658480
Thank ya baby
>>40658484
Okay but I feel like this picture doesn't capture the layers that well but I'm not taking one where you can see my face besause my face is ugly
>>40658495
I quite like it but I just got it

just posted my bbc (big boymoder cock) on /b/

woah aura's hot

>>40658527
Ibisher wuddoes lubberattoeables bronims whittoeable saucim absoluerly soim matoeable

>>40658508
im not good at moving lol. im very stiff. this is the best i can do
https://litter.catbox.moe/5n357qv2xrwpxagf.mov

>>40658531
What did you do before transition?
>>40658535
Looks cute :-) we have similar hair length.

>>40658522
>I had a girl put her whole fist in my ass.

>>40658492
hi
>>40658507
waow so its like based to be trans

Should I get different glasses? I feel like they look bad
>>40658546
Thank you <3
>>40658556
Thanks, your hair looks nice too baby

>>40658535
omg the haircut is so cute! i really like how it frames your face!!!
the prog capsule is comprised of a water soluble casing filled with a paste that contains the active ingredient. in the warm and moist environment of the body, the casing quickly dissolves, and the paste will coat the walls of the rectum and get absorbed

>>40658551
Omg you're killing me...I didn't wanna be horny at 10:40 in the morning lol. That's really hot btw.

goodnight mummy aura
goodnight mummy bronya

How come the guys who absolutely hate transbians never goes off on rach? Rach is literally a transbian without the hrt. Aggressively transbian

>>40658574
theyimisty deeny lrookeristtoeables baddoes matoeable

>>40658587
because they goon to his pics probably

>>40658548
thank you it's a signature of mine please look forward to it
>>40658556
it was a long time ago so I don't remember it that well... i got around for sure. mostly topped but bottomed also. i never took a fist or anything tho I've always been frustratingly tight it pisses me off it's like my body is just not built for sex

>>40658587
chud truce

>>40658587
Because I'll entertain the chasers too, I'll gladly show them my ass if they want.

>>40658566
yeah it's based asf
>>40658586
goodnight kitten sleep well
>>40658587
cause it was never about transbians anon...

>>40658596
issry ittoes actualim matoeable deeim yeeims deeim lasagaims ofttoeable

>>40658587
they're the kinds of racebaiting gooners who spend an ungodly amount of time gooning on /b/

>>40658535
Poast face you look cute

>>40658596
You don't remember lol? What were you drugged up? Well a man fist is a lot different then a female fist. I can't fit my own fist in my butt lol. My ass stretches pretty good but then goes back to being tight :p

i could tell aura was hot just from the way she typed. you all called me crazy but i was right

>>40658607
it's the only recipe i inherited from my family! i only make it for the most special of special occasions cause it's so much work

>>40658614
I think you're right

>>40658587
Rach isn't on hrt and identifies as male, not cool to miss gender people, brody

>>40658541
That brown dick next to the wood door isn't you is it lol?

>>40658584
haha made u horny

i need to kms

>>40658617
hehe no my memory is just a little shaky. ive always had trouble with stuff like that. just makes it easier to live in the moment though
>>40658629
ive been worrying about this actually does Rach prefer he? that's what I've been using but I feel like I never got a clear read on what the actual vibe is

>>40658576
Thanks bronya. Also very interesting
>>40658586
Sweet dreams baby
>>40658588
Thanks. I think
>>40658615
I'm ugly. I'll do it one day
>>40658618
Thank you

>>40658636
no you do not

>>40658630
I haven't checked the thread, but yeah that's me

>>40658623
ittoes issry soim matoeable thmearkig yeeims fer yeeims kinddoeable willertims Ibisher neeim kinddoeable willertims assry ittoes harddoeable tee carimenttoe fer mimery selfferish absoluerly soim matoeable

>>40658636
neeims selfferish kilimenttoeables allwoimenttoe matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40658638
yeeims lrookeristtoeable guddoes withintee soim matoeable absoluerly soim

who else sleeps on a piss stained mattress

>>40658654
more than just piss on mine

>>40658654
its probably piss but I'm not sure does that count

>>40658641
i feel like i do

>>40658637
I really don't care what people call me, if it makes them feel more comfortable calling me she so they feel less gay then it's fine. I think of myself as a he though.

>>40658658
are you implying that theres blood on your mattress bc ur a serial killer?
>>40658661
no. make sure theres piss on your mattress next time you use it

>>40658647
hang in there wulfim! it's ok to rely on other people from time to time. we all love you

>>40658637
Yup at least that's how they used to identify, rach is sexy androg, physically fem leaning but mentally male, it's what makes them so sexy

>>40658665
that's pretty cool! i think a lot of people are pretty similar these days it's just annoying to take it too seriously

wulfim buddy if you ever need a shoulder to lean on just let me know mate

>>40658671
ok I'll get on it rn let me go find some liquid iv
>>40658676
that rules I think

>>40658663
you might feel like that but things will get better

>>40658647
Good morning wulfims, I cant understand you but it seems others do and think you're sad, I hope you start feeling better

>>40658505
Too far

bronya's piss belongs in my mouth

I bet you a gazillion dollars Rach's face is busted

>>40658685
i want to dissociate until they do

>>40658647
I really love you desu
>>40658665
Are you on hrt? I just feel like you're really feminine. Sorry if this is rude to ask

>>40658691
oh don't worry about it you understand on some level just give it time and take it easy and one day you'll suddenly be able to read the posts

>>40658695
I'm gonna start selling it in mason jars as a homeopathic HRT alternative

>>40658646
That's been you posting all this time? Did you post your ass in a thong too before or is that someone else?
>>40658678
Yea I don't take myself that seriously lol
>>40658676
I know you're a virgin but have you ever sucked a dick? Just curious.

>>40658717
oh yea that's all me, the sissy thongs or whatever, all of it

>>40658704
The key is in understanding his sentence structure matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40658672
Ibisher appreachattoeable yeeims kinddoeable willertims matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40658681
Ibisher jisty silimenttoeables matoeable absoluerly soim thmearkig yeeims fer yeeims kinddoeable willertims absoluerly soim

>>40658691
neeims saddoes jisty lementtoeables matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40658703
Ibisher appreachattoeable yeeims kinddoeable willertims absoluerly soim

>>40658717
That's a sensitive subject but yeah I have

>>40658724
absoluerly soim matoeable

welcome to the whore nuthouse

ive never been in any kind of sexual situation with another person

>>40658767
Me neither! I'm happy and sad about it at the same time

>>40658760
First time?
>>40658767
I dont believe you.

>>40658767
based me neither

>>40658703
Nope, never touched a hormone.
>>40658731
Do you spit or swallow slut?

Lots of virgins here! Heck yeah
>>40658784
Wow. I'm jealous, you have a nice body

im saving myself for my husband

Women don't want to date men who are saving themselves for marriage because they don't want to date men who haven't proven themselves desirable to other women. For women, dating is more about social warfare than love.

should i go get an energy drink to give me the strength and power to redye my hair. or will even the sugar free ones make me fat. conflicted

>>40658784
Id do as you told me

>>40658823
abisher crokim colaim shuddoes deeim iffery yeeims neeims soim matoeable

>>40658822
what
i wouldnt mind a virgin guy if hes doing that for personal reasons and hes a normal person. but yeah we both know that there are some guys who say these things but they're actually "saving themselves" because they cant get gfs/partners etc

>>40658772
im just sad
>>40658777
why dont you believe me
>>40658781
its not based ;-; i want to kiss someone

>>40658723
Post it again right now over there, I think you're fuckin with me.

God I still fucking miss her
I need a rebound tranny

>>40658837
You should think of it as a good thing

>>40658822
i dont know why there's this idea that girls dont like virgins its really not a problem for me either way and ive never met a girl who mentioned feeling differently...
to be honest the whole idea of social warfare to me is kind of foreign its kind of only really something men do. women just dont compete with each other in the same way

>>40658842
what about a round tranny

>>40658845
>the whole idea of social warfare to me is kind of foreign its kind of only really something men do
Possibly the most malebrained thing anyone has ever typed. Do you know any cis women at all? They're not shy about admitting how cis women compete with each other.

>>40658798
Thanks, you shouldn't be jealous. Your body is nice.
>>40658824
Good answer, what a good slut.

You can be a virgin just don't be an incel or quaking in your boots about it

i feel like garbage after that nap

>>40658857
yea i hang out with cis women idk maybe its a cultural thing

>>40658860
Ibisher wishim yeeims wellertims matoeable absoluerly soim

bangs are such a cheatcode for ugly trannies like me i trimmed mine yesterday and even tho i was feeling very ugly these past weeks now i think i look at least good enough for a guy not feel like killing me when he gets sober after we kiss when we're both drunk
>>40658837
i was joking lol i wish i had a bf a partner someone etc in my past but yeah i had chances but 1) im not attracted to girls 2) i was/am way too disgusted about my body to try things with guys because im too selfconscious about my appearence and scared a guy would just leave the room if he saw me naked

>>40658862
and people call you and me incels

>>40658858
Thank you <3

>>40658879
i am most certainly an incel

>>40658882
You could find a guy to fuck you easily

>>40658882
im an incel in the way that i hate ig idk

You can actually tell how dishonest women are by talking about something bad or shallow that lots of people do and only mentioning that women do it. Say that women care about the social status of their partner relative to their friends' partners, and they'll try to tell you that women never do that. You cannot trust women.

>>40658843
why
>>40658871
real... i dont think any guy would want to do anything with me so i dont even try. u actually look good tho so you should try

>>40658905
as if men dont do the same..? the difference the main thing men cares about is looks

>>40658905
hello baitanon

>>40658896
yea ive been thinking about it lately to be honest. the kind of guy who wouldn't date me if i wasn't a (fake) virgin doesnt really seem worth waiting around for... but idk i dont know if it would make me feel better. plus im kind of nervous im rly out of practice :(
>>40658905
i also do not trust women fwiw they are constantly trying to steal shit from my bag and pockets

>>40658910
Think of your virginity as a treasure someone has yet to unlock. Don't worry about it too much too

>>40658858
I should not be this turned on this early

>>40658871
It's scary to try bangs cause if it looks terrible it'll be months before theyre partially better

>>40658922
im not worried about being a virgin, im just sad that im unlovable

>>40658927
Think of that the same way. Your love has yet to be unlocked

>>40658924
you can kind of get a really good idea of how they would look by sectioning off where u would cut and like. folding and pinning it? but yea its scary for sure

>>40658931
thats not a good thing!

>>40658910
not true but i wont doom here so ty
>>40658922
>>40658927
i kinda feel the same its not like "omg i need to get fucked!!" is more about wanting a bf, wanting to hug him cuddle with him kiss him spend time with him going out with him etc. if it were just about sex i wouldve gone to grindr lol i know anyone who likes cock can get sex easily but thats not what im looking for i really wish i had a bf (which ofc sex would be something we would do eventually but its not the main thing i have in mind)
>>40658924
my hair needs a good beauty salon visit but cutting the bangs helped me not look as bad as it were

>>40658919
You don't have to worry about much, just bend over and let them plap.
>>40658924
I shoot heavy loads so you would get a mouthful.

>>40658936
Why not? Someone needs to come along and you have to earn each other
>>40658943
Read the above

>>40658949
yea i guess you're right! idk i just wanna work on my body a little more first. its embarrassing...

>>40656975
TRVTH NVKE, TROONSBIANS

>>40658968
trvke

>>40658760
Good morning.

>>40658958
no one would want me tho
>>40658968
what is canuckle science

>>40658958
i still have a bit of feelings for a friend i met in high school. im waiting for college so i can meet new people and maybe get close to some other guy

>>40659002
They will, I promise. You have to think positive
>>40659012
I wish you luck baby

18-21 year old trannies <3

>>40658989

>>40658963
Who cares, just have fun.

>>40659038
yeah thats definitely the right mindset i totally used to be more like that... this website gave me worms

Nothing like waking up and biting into a juicy apple

>>40659044
ohhh fuck this got me hard as diamonds im gonna go do this rn. optimal way to end a fast

nothing like waking up and getting your gock sucked

>>40659055
Post a vocaroo eating the apple

>>40659072
ok i will but let me go to the store first and get it. pls be patient. how do i eat an apple in a way that isnt clocky. one bite?

>>40659036
You too! Thanks!

I remember biting into an apple in front of my trans ex, and it turned her on how strong of a bite it was. Trannies really see any show of force and get ready to have your babies.

>>40659087
yea this is true

>>40659088
Her words her "Unf, fuck" and put her legs together.

>>40659095
i woulda gone full kakegurui gif desu your life would have been in immediate and serious danger :(

>>40659044
giwtwm!

If I were a tranny, I would watch anime, but I wouldn't date men who watch anime (pedophilic manchildren)

>>40659087
i want a bf i need a bf someone please be my boyfried please i need
this

>>40659098
>gambling anime

BASED. Lets go get drunk at the casino and use fake asian accents at the baccarat table.

>>40659087
>Trannies really see any show of force and get ready to have your babies.
yeah...

>>40659077
No worries take your time, also just bite into it babe, don't overthink it

>>40659116
trvke tho

when i eat an apple i pull it apart to get to the seeds and throw out the rest. i just eat the seeds

>>40659117
Your holiness. You're alive!

>>40659120
It's human nature or whatever.

when I eat apples I deepthroat the core so my tranner can see what her gock is missing

>>40659130
how did you only read the second half of my name

id date a pedo for robux

>>40659116
only transbians watch anime

>>40659141
SHE IS RISEN

>>40659142
Find God.

>>40659139
are you dick fetishist or full bottom

>>40659153
this

>>40659158
Why? Do you need your gock sucked?

uuuu i shouldn't have gone outside... it's so busy... there's a queue to get into the store... i feel like that bitch from watamote... you're not better than me you normies... kill yourselves...
>>40659119
i love the casino!!! I've never played Baccarat tho you have to teach me...
>>40659121
ok I'll do my best

Taking a tranner out on an apple picking date, then finding a quiet place and make out.

Anywho, time to start the work day. I hope this thread goes better than last night's thread.

>>40659169
im a full service tranny

>>40659153
robux?

>>40659174
neeims selfferish kilimenttoe allwoimenttoe matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40659176
I need you

>>40659175
hello can you marry me

>>40659176
Oh I was just kidding. Please don't fuck my mouth and ass. They're both virgins

>>40659182
i need you too

>>40659175
that sounds nice... isnt it hard to reach the apples though...
>>40659180
oh that's true I'm sorry

>>40659184
Woah, take me out to dinner first. Are you anywhere in the east coast US? NYC or surrounding areas?

>>40659189
neeim apologgoeable allwoimenttoe matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40659186
i dont have to but i would

>>40659195
That's the face I make when I see gocky wocky

>>40659189
I'll carry a collapsible ladder for us and if you get tired, I have a perfectly good face you can sit on.

>>40659175
>apple picking date, then finding a quiet place and make out.
need this so badly omg

>>40659197
neeims vilimenttoe matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40659202
i see... you're prepared for everything... dreamy...

>>40659204
hello! can you post husky please

>>40659195
understood!

>>40659208
If you were an animal, you'd be a naked mole rat

>>40659212
no id be a siberian tiger cause they're sigma and im sigma

the siberian tiger buys the small dog robux for nothing in return

>>40659217
You'd be a sphynx cat because they're hairless

>>40659187
Where are you?

>>40659192
upstate new york is the best place for apple picking

>>40659220
no i think id be a siberian tiger

>>40659219
no in that scenario id rather be a small dog, maybe a weiner dog even

>>40659224
You look like you're from NYC

>>40659208
hemloperable matoeable

>>40659209
yeeims bronim

tfw I'll never be as bald and hsts as ZOGVeronigga......

>>40659224
Yeah, it's fucking beautiful up there. If I stay long enough with a girl, I'd take her up there to meet my family. My plan is to get married in an apple orchard.

its so cold here im freezing aaaaaaa

>>40659233
You do have really nice hair.

>>40659232
thank you wolfspider

>>40659233
what are you SPEAKing about? whats wrong my ninjer?

>>40659222
philadelphia

>>40659240

>>40659230
upstate
>>40659235
that sounds nice :)

>>40659220
Put your name on

>>40659262
we dont let their kind choose their own names remember? lets come up with a name to call them

>>40659255
If you're ever in NYC, let us know and maybe we'll go for a few drinks.

>>40659267
Cringe.

>>40659276
duhh i am

I can't believe Veronika is actually bald, I thought it was just a meme, but she is literally a skinhead

>>40659267
That would be the first time a slav chose anything other than dying of alcoholism

>>40659286
its a good way to go tho, im not planning on it yet, i wanna get kids first so i can hit them and they will watch their mother drink herself to death

>>40659267
Turd

almost passed out getting my blood drawn and i bled hard when i got an allergy shot intramuscularly. they asked if i wanted to test my t again (the lady doing most of this is the one who gave me trt) i looked at her and told her that i was going to be way lower and didn’t explain why.

>>40659271
ok :)

https://youtu.be/WJsktSI9W_M

the lion befriends the small dog

>>40659296
Ibisher wishim yeeims wellertims matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40659300
me and a chaser (hes the small dog)

the small dog cuddles the lioness when she's having a bad day

guddoes neettoeable matoeables plssry hassry abisher beautiflim wayimenttoe anddoes smilim absoluerly soim

in the end we're all the same..... we all bleed red.....
except veronikkka..... her blood alcohol level is insane........

>>40659329
i havent had a drink in soo long so its not true, im 3 days free so my system has reset

apple asmr https://voca.ro/11g9jxeY1hC3

>>40659344
cummed to this accidentally

we need a new thread :O

>>40659350
accidentally? :(

>>40659322
Goodnight wulfims

>>40659354
i wasnt trying to it just happened

>>40659361
What are we

>>40659365
trannies

>>40659365
Make a new thread

>>40659244
Close but still far :(

>>40659322

>>40659368
oh thts awesome
>>40659369
WHY ME i always make them....

No one make new so bronya has no one to talk to

i will trade bee for rav and rach for naoto, thank you

>>40659381
this wld honestly be ideal i need to dye my hair

>>40659382
Why do you continue to talk about me Turd? It never works out for you.

>>40659382
Please dont speak about me, Nova