Thread 40658808

75 minutes into platonic hanging out and she assumes this pose, what do you do?

>>40658808 (OP)
bongo her ass and burst out laughing
t. cism fag

>>40658808 (OP)
realistically I'm a giga sperg so I'd go
>why are you doing that
>thats weird what are you doing
>stop that
this is also how I react when girls stare at my face too long when we're on dates
t. ransbain

bring out the tire iron

>>40658808 (OP)
full force smack the ass

>>40658820
pretty much this. I would try to make an awkward joke to try to make light of my own awkwardness and she would assume I was making fun of her and then I would be in damage control mode and the night would be ruined

t. cism chaser

>>40658808 (OP)
Armpits…

>>40658808 (OP)
Thanks for posting this image. I'm probably going to jack off to it tomorrow.

>>40658808 (OP)
I need a transfriend who comes onto me like this. Hell, I just need a friend in the first place : (

>>40658808 (OP)
This nigga on a permanent heat, how come theres no bf? Too insufferable?

>>40658808 (OP)
fuckin' hell, she's beautiful. Aahahhhhh I need to make love soon

>>40658808 (OP)
When will she stop teasing and go full nude?

>>40658808 (OP)
Leave and go home

>>40658808 (OP)
I did this last time my friend came over I let him lather my bum with oil while watching films

>>40659073
This. I've literally done it before. Unless sex is explicitly discussed as an option before a meet-up, I will not indulge it.
Just cleaner for consent and safe-sex preparations not to make decisions in the heat of the moment.

>>40658808 (OP)
platonic sex
>>40659100
mwahnon i've been meaning to ask you, do you just have a bnuuy folder or do you google bunny gifs whenever you post? if its the former, any chance you could share it? i always save your pics

>>40658808 (OP)
Probably hit her with like 5 sand attacks and hope that it reduces accuracy enough for that mud slap to miss

>>40658864
The truly fucked part is that you can run this simulation in your head and pinpoint exactly where you'd go wrong and how, yet you'd STILL do everything exactly as you just described.
t. autismo cism who's been asked out point blank multiple times and had a girl literally grab his hand and place it on her pvssy but is still single

>>40659268
I have a buncha pics I save and I don't really know how I could share a folder from my pictures library

>>40659359
yeah that's fair, idk how either i am a bit stupid. i think i'll just keep stalking you and saving uour bunny pics. one day i might have enough that i could replace you!

>>40658808 (OP)
Lecture her on the benefits of a Muslim-only state of Israel

>>40659100
what was the oil for

>>40659425
my pictures are your pictures fren
>>40659434
to make me feel soft and squishy

>>40658808 (OP)
eat her butt

bump

rape rape rape rape rape !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>40658808 (OP)
Transbian here

Ok lets see hmmm:

"Wow you're really flexible...is this some kinda yoga pose? "

But my inner voice thought bubble:

"I really want to stick my face right in there..."

>>40658808 (OP)
is that Mel? omg it's over...

>>40660128
then she farts