>>40660267they're not that weird, I had an ultrasound done once and they only said there were like some minor weird things going on with one of them I don't remember what
and I've never been dx'd with hypospadias so I doubt I have that
>>40660308assigned troon at birth
>>40660316better than being p*lish
>>40660257very
>>40660267how can nuts be weird
>>40660308let me see?
https://voca.ro/1mHDNhPZh3Lq
>>40660342https://litter.catbox.moe/z2361i7eoao65rw9.jpg
fine here you go, the pill bottle and finger are for scale
I think one of them the like vas deferens is weird or something I really don't remember, this was when I was having really severe abdominal pain and delirium that they did the ultrasound so I don't really remember exactly
https://voca.ro/1kgjEhuEVGzi
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md5: 8332463ef570cac3cf857d6135706693
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>pill bottle for scale
https://voca.ro/15M2xpsSd5Ah
>>40660390you prefer feet to penis?
>>40660380they don't look that weird
>>40660384>>40660397https://vocaroo.com/13YX83cvIuV1
god that penis is so malformed no wonder it trooned out
>>40660392it's just an otc nsaid idk what's funny about that
>>40660407you can't see into the scrotum
sometimes when I have abdominal pain my bollocks go back into the inguinal canal which is weird
So now that hes blown his cover and cant lurk and goon without being recognized and hated, we have to get spammed with vocs
>>40660428it must eat you alive that you canโt control who posts here
why does this general have so many more attention whores and catty drama than the r9k gaygen
>>40660422>bollocksew a brit
>>40658582I actually wouldn't mind. He's leaving the country in a month
>>40660408https://voca.ro/134l2s97Qpuu
Then the gays hop on stage like "I can shake my ass, too!"
>>40660331You forgor bottoms who arent jailbait
>>40660473https://vocaroo.com/13YX83cvIuV1
>>40660482learn how to use commas, dumbfag
REMINDER:
you literally donโt have to listen to its vocaroos. why subjugate yourself to such sadism?
>>40660534Because I like him...
SHIZA'S ass is so LOOSE that she can insert a very LONG DILDO balls deep WITHOUT spreading her prolapse
>>40660534i donโt because iโm not a moron
>>40660491>Is there anything happening in your life today Saturday August 9th, 2025 So that's a no.
Coke float.
>>40660564https://vocaroo.com/1hqTkbEoPbUV
>>40660572post vocaroo hole
>>40660534REMINDER: A gape is not a prolapse. Puffy ass lips are not a prolapse. Your dick is not a prolapse. Your guts HAVE to be coming out of your body. Not your ass lips. Not just a gape where you can see your insides. They don't have to be huge (rosebud/rosebutt/buttrose is lovely), but they need to be actually coming out. Some exceptionally intense gapes are borderline and will be allowed.
>>40660586need visual aid
surrender your will to asian fem bottoms
>>40660638https://youtu.be/mDV9Am5AlYY
>>40660453we are iconic divas + our tits bounce when we walk and they smell of dried fishy unwashed smegma cum and their bbl only weighs like 10kg
>>40660635delta looks so good here
Ugh it's my dream to be so loose I need to be plugged at all times because my ass can't fully close... honestly! I seriously pray for it regularlyโฆ and got so many massive Toys Iโve not played with nearly enough. I want my asshole to stay open all the time lol. I need to be more regular about fisting and using my big dildos so I really truly break myself and stop just talking about it and my anus is replaced with a beautiful ruined rose.
>>40660684this happened to whitexican
>>40660638need an asian boy to do this to me
>>40660716why are you posting female, gross
>>40660716Uuaahh >.< Gorgeous veiny big strong man hands arms
>>40660732It's still hot sis. Just pretend its a boy >.>
not even gonna lie wish i was born a cute asian girl so i could get fucked by big handsome norse men
>>40660763i can't see his face and i know she's too pretty for him
Broke my computer trying to get battlefield to boot :(
>>40660638but I want a ginger masc dom power bottom :(
>>40660816why are u playing battlefield
>>40660816I canโt get it to work either. Either it crashes or my computer does.
>>40660785Pretty girls are attracted to outgoing guys with confidence. Confidence will bump a 5 up to an 8 if the girl falls for his personality.
>>40660825cuz there's a beta for the new one and I was a bit bored. I remember playing bf4 and 1 beta and those were fun
>>40660840lol cope harder
Sort-of bf and I had lunch together in a field. Going to the theater later. We can only see each other once a week or so so we spend a lot of time together at once
>>40660877nta but if you ever went outside you could see it with your own eyes
>>40660834Yah it sucks. If I get my computer up and running again I'll just play something else this shit aint worth it
>>40660864omg go play your slop bitch
>>40660885>Sort-of bfdo u mean situationship
>>40660877nta but it depends. I find that a lot of social retards with no self awareness think its confidence and then look for the most naive, weakest minds that will put up with just being obnoxious.
And WE ALL KNOW who Im talking about.
>>40660864says the fucking WoW player
gurl check urself
>>40660898u look like that mm
I come here looking for twinks and trans because actual women remind me I am a faggot when I forget and ask to blow them. Then I come back here to larp as a man and give passionate detailed rants about trans and gays, hoping homophobic bluster will attract the weakest minded. I live in California but for some reason grindr doesnt work for me so I use 4chan.
https://vocaroo.com/15WIlgpPHNa2
this guy was trying to do phone sex with me but it was weird and cringe. we can just have sex, what's with all this nonsense
>dat wi boi didn't earned his Asian girlfriend
Sounds like xanthippe. Asian girls melt for big white cocks.
Anybody want to have vcsex
Is 6"x5" a good size or am I doomed?
>>40660941>Remember THIS? lol rope yourself with some dental floss chicken neck
>>40660952just end it bro
I have an average penis but I have huge cumshots. Is that good or bad?
You better call Becky with the good hair
>>40660975good if bottom, bad if top
I dont wanna reset bios I had all my settings on there :((
>>40660915I look like a faget actually
>>40660952How could you ever satisfy a bottom when you have a little shrimp instead of a cock? Mommy got a pair of black panties with flowers on them for you
>>40661034pete burns looked great here
>>40661017>I look like a faget actuallyThat's even better. Treating you like girl, making you worship my cock but you're a smooth boy =)
>>40660975How many fingers do you use to flick your little clitty do you even get to 3?
I'm going to have bottoms try to guess my dick size while I'm inside them. If they get it wrong, I dump them.
Naked cuddling is the best
>>40661010Don't bottoms want to get filled with lots of cummies though?
>>40660529you're free to be a retard if you want, babe. it's a free country after all.
>>40661076Whats the point if you cant even feel the "dick" if we should even call it that atp?
>>40661087god thats fucking desperate methy
>>40660958Youre just mad because all someone has to do is CTRL+D your biggest fails and now you can no longer hide your menthol from constant exposure. You dont get to hide your hypocrisy any more.
You will learn your place one way or the other.
Now go scrounge some ashtrays for cigarette butts or whatever it is you walk five miles with a stick all night for.
>>40661061>tfw no bf to hotdog
>>40660280 (OP)for me, it's Bulbasaur
how are we all doing today boys? get up to anything nice
went to a football match today and then had bbq all very comfy
>>40661086Lmao, is that the best you can clap back with? I'm embarrassed for you.
>>40661096imagine the smell
>>40661053"- its a good place to meet teenagers (snort)"
https://vocaroo.com/1cAj51vMEbm0
So its no secret why you were following that little girl yesterday grousing that someone else was doing the same thing. And then calling cops to spite your competitors.
This is why pedos pedo. It takes a child (or troon) to make them feel like men.
>>40661148>Look at this joke you made 2 months ago?;? It means something to my drug addled desperate mind! it's a long road back for you. methadone can help the recovering junkie
"ha ha ha I was just joking, officer!"
Which one has better hair?
https://youtu.be/kgMa-KREa68?si=1ZqOtLnru0q-V5ls
>>40661076As long as you cum inside me idc about anything else <333
The ftm that I met on another board is 19 years old and Asian. He's a teen for another 4 months. Sperg posting about other posters is pure desperation. Seek help
where's the sexy black guy
How do you know if you're being catfished?
>>40661217So one year from public school, mentally disturbed, as you yourself keep reminding us, and culturally illiterate as well.
I notice a lot of guys go for foreigners when they need someone to be completely socially uncalibrated so they cant detect what a sperg the guy is compared to other guys.
You couldnt have picked someone more naive, clueless and mentally undeveloped if you had simply grabbed someone off the short bus.
Thats why you have to scour 4chan for some Asian menthol instead of just walking out your door to the gayest state in the US and introducing yourself to an actual woman your age.
The only reason you arent sleazing around Bangkok right now looking for a ladyboy is that you cant afford a ride to LAX much more the plane ticket itself.
>>40661277you don't unless you meet in real life and talk to them
>>40661255dead
kill niggers
I guess I should listen to some of these vocs. He was nice enough to make them for me.
>>40661217just stick your dick in the poon. people on this site are harmless irl
>>40661168ooooh troonsucker brl !
brother rapist loser oooooh
>>40661116who gives a shit about you?
has anything interesting happen last 2 days round here? loool
sexy children and gore!
i love eating feces and jerking off to kids
my last hiv test was 2 years ago, am i safe?
lol
>>40660773chinks are deformed
i eat my own shit and use diarrhea as lube to jerk off to children :3
you boring fags will never be on my level!
>>40660580oh yeah
beatles real looove
and iiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeiiiiiiii will alwaysss raaape uuuuuuuuuyyyuyyyuuyjjjuuuuuuu
hows the hairline loser? lolololololol
ErGhErrgh tranny sucker making my forehead grow larger by the second!
im so angry i could take a BBC up my ass and get another infection in my bleeding asshole!
>>40661168>two months ago>Sunday July, 20th>actually less than three weeks agohttps://archived.moe/lgbt/thread/40440661/#40443033
>NO EVERYONE FORGET MY PEDO MASK SLIPPED>*goes back to following little girls "for their safety" until spotted by women in van
now this is real music
I listen to the driving beats of WASP while Tyrone fucks my rothole dumpster. nevermind the flies laying their eggs in my rotting wound asshole! is so hot
beatles real love
straggot
troon sucker
all troons show me coq ;>
ill suck and fuck a man, troon, child, dog, porcupine, dead terrorist GEEV ME COQ
oh hes all soft and melty now
everytime he gets busted rofl
I've been learning amateur bartending, that's been my latest hyperfixation.
I'm just posting here to let you guys know I've just made the most fucking delicious Sazerac I've had in my life.
You rinse a glass with absinthe, then add just a little squirt of simple syrup and 4 dashes of peychaud's bitters
Then you stir up 2 shots of rye whiskey with eyes to chill it, and strain it into your glass then give it a twist of lemon.
holy shit that was so fucking good.
i'm drunk gaygen
>>40661500lol sounds nice congrats
>>40661511I really said "stir up 2 shots of rye whiskey with eyes" fucking LMAO
obviously I meant ice.
when I'm pulling my hair out over strangers it's VOGUE and YASGIRL valid but when they insult me back it's melty!
someone please stop the bleeding! my ass is leaking worse than Chernobyl;)
448
md5: 92829b2e82684123de3d5649849a5123
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>>40661500Sounds nice next time u should add a little squirt of simple precum tho
Someone stop be from going on Grindr...plz
>>40661523https://vocaroo.com/14dEEAZzgAjR
>>40661560it's shittiness should be incentive enough
do white guys like brown guys?
>>40661560I installed grindr and almost all of it is paywalled, it's ridiculous.
As a Gamer it offends my sensibilities.
>>40661617There are some hot brown twinks out there.
Itโs Superchub Saturday
>>40661683post superchub hole
>>40661520lol I read it as ice tho
Shiza has never even met an asian
Shiza has a harem of Asians who he is laying next to as we speak.
Slavs have chinky eyes and round dull faces because they are asian.
Why do people think I'm a slav then I always get
>Are you Russian
But my genes are Irish from county cork
>>40661409that makes sense considering polandites like urself are mongoloids
I always get are you a Russian sometimes from Africans
>>40661840yes i have lmao
>>40661899ur so mad i unfriended you on discord huh
>>40661672koreans notwithstanding
There are Asians in poland
>>40661922sis i've never added anyone here on discord except bug(gy)
how can i make sure i get stims from the psychiatrist? also sup bitches
>>40661924Why did they make uncircumcised red and circumcised blue
>>40661940bcuz u wouldn't want to belong to the nasty anteater dick red populations would u!?!?
Generally speaking, the closer in Asia that you are to whites, the more attractive the Asian. The closer to the jungle, not so much.
>>40661932oh i thought only apostle is retarded enough to buy pass nvm
>>40661959i re-upped last year for 3 more years before the price increase from $20 to $30
i'd rather gib my shekels to gay hiroshimoot than do slave labor for google
>>40661922i nuked cord hunny bunny. don't need it anymore.
>>40661959where is buggy? i haven't seen him post itt in like a year.
>>40661953I like foreskin
How come it's never how are you today mr pancake
>>40661988prolly in the troon thread since xe is one
Can we please talk about gender euphoria
>>40662055That's where i got to know you last year. You had zero interest in being chased lol
>>40662084I love my cock and balls and they make me very happy
>>40662084>>40662050hear me out
a food truck that sells chicken sandwiches that i'll park next to chick-fil-a and it'll only be open on sundays
i'll call it side chick
>>40661560you just discovered you're a dirty whore driven by cock lust beyond your control and any notion of standards was just a fairy tale for your ego that your animal instincts will ditch the moment theres another cock close enough to take
your body is just a shell for a pair of holes so that men can see them. nothing is real except the cocks that are in you and nothing else matters before or after. the only time and place you touch the universe is when you feel cock inside
>>40661500Post drunk bulge and socks
>>40661500Post drunk bulge and bare feet!
>>40662152No stop it AAAAAAAAรUGHHHHHHHH!!! we cant stand bare feetses!
Thoughts on eighteenie legs?
>>40662086yeah methy i was busy talking to a high value male like nord
why bi guys just look "odd" when sucking dick (or anything about doing stuff with men) in porn like something about their movements is just different from gay guys but I cannot tell at all what it is (sometimes I watch bi porn just to focus on the male on male action because the vibe its different from 2 full gay dudes like they are a bit more masculine looking or something if that makes sense)
Crisis averted I House MD'd my computer back to health. Screwed up the overclock tho
>>40662050how are you today mr pancake
>>40662084omg I loved Zendaya in it
>>40662212bitch looks 40
Is it rape to record a man in public without his consent and then masturbate to him later?
>>40662271yeh pls dont do that
>>40662271there is a whole thread of creepshots on /hm/ so as long they have a nice booty its ok in my book
>>40662271i believe that falls under rape, yeah
>>40662236Maybe you are clocking gay for pay actors. In any event, there is an enormous amount of profiles that get dumped into the bi label. I assume its because its easier to call them bi than admit the whole gay straight dichotomy of male sexuality is a contrived myth to validate heteros while they otherize everyone else, and for gays to self isolate as some sort of vague mutant than a cult built around a profile thats distinguishable but rationally problematic. Theres a wide variance of trans ideas also but for some reason we arent supposed to pick apart the mental dynamics that differentiate their motives. Theres a lot about male sexuality that we are supposed to treat as a mystery because the truths in plain sight arent especially flattering to anyone.
>>40662271Men cant be raped so enjoy
>>40662271I just think its odd to document anyone on video just to goon to in some fantasy where the recorder at least had the balls to introduce themselves. I dont think its wrong to take a pic of a hottie though, especially if you ask. Some like the compliment.
Do straight men know what theyโre doing?
>>40662334this
Thoughts on purposely making oneself uglier?
I remember I was at the pier years ago and some attractive shirtless guy caught a huge fish and I asked to get a pic of it, thinking I was just snapping the fish. He stepped in to pose with it though, and I thought, 'thanks guy'. It was cute.
>>40662367Happy for him. It feels like being high all the time when you're in that kind of shape. No one stays a twink forever and it feels disgusting having gay tops proposition you as a guy who doesn't want to bottom.
>>40662363not usually
>>40662367If he had not started lifting, he would just be a skinnyfat gaydead.
>>40662382>as a guy who doesn't want to bottom anymorefixt
>>40662414Wishful thinking init
It feels like being high all the time when you're just making shit up anonymously on the internet.
>>40662382>being roided to the gills is a good thing, actually
>>40662367he looked like that 17 year old girl chuds love on twitter and call her a towel boy
>>40662245Im terrible I'm a mess with sadness I have sadness inside and it won't go away
>>40662475I regret asking
>>40662475>I have sadness insideits called hiv love
>>40662481Why was my answer to REAL for you
>>40662451He could be natty. His body isn't freakishly yuge. Most men do not want to look like twinks you know, even though I agree he was beautiful as a twink. I like that guy, instead of trying to cling to his youth and ending up looking silly he's moving on to manhood.
stop putting twinks on steroids :X
Twink era should last another 10 years at least. Twinkdeath should happen at 40. 30 is too early.
https://youtu.be/xB_WZYrlvjs?si=TkU8UeawOa8UCflX
we all know when twinks do this they were raped yuck used goods another one fell to THE RAPED pile
can you people stop being the dumbest fucking losers to ever exist for an hour
is there like a thing to put under my heavy head i cant just leave it on my arm it heavy and uneven
>>40662503yes im sure those cannonball shoulders and wing-like lats in the back are totally natty especially if gained in a year
>>40662551Don't like people stealing your shtick?
>>40662540that's ftms and lesbians
gay boys can't be really raped
The king and I died
He kept floating past my eyes
And singing his songs
Life was good now death surrounds
Cause you can't feel a thing
No heart flutters in late spring
You just drift and pray
For sun-kissed, golden days
And I can't hold what's in my hand
Don't do any good to say this isn't what I planned
And little kids slide down on steel park slides
Little kids can't play with things that died
Sometimes all I want's one favorite song
And two to three minutes don't seem so long
And where's my mom, I wanna hold her tight
She's so far away from crowded nights
>>40662583yeah sure but they have their bum tickled by some jewish photographer and then they do this dumb shit
I said please stay
You can see me, don't go away
I can't see the landscape
Please describe it's amarynthian haze
It's odd where I am
They're people, you're not like them
They just look away
For rain-quenched golden days
My tears quenched five feet along
And I can scream but cannot yawn
And people gonna come and people gonna cry
We just hope it's worth the age we die
Don't try to erase what you have done
Put your favors in a mouth, and kiss it if it wants
And where's my friend, I wanna hold him tight
He's so far away from mountain light
The sadness inside is like a cancer that only grows
It will kill me because I don't looks after my health
I never meant to be sad I could die happy for people not telling me I ruin their lives by dying
Why is my behavior wrong people don't like it for me to be this way but this is the way Ive always been and the way I'll always be so why did they make it like I have to be someway else that doesn't satisfy me
every time a twink is raped an angel earns its wings
im not reading any of that i dont care about your problems and if you disappeared i would never think about you again unless someone brought you up
>>40662642Rape is no joke I got raped before and there were no angels
>>40662655Go away. You're an asshole.
Because actually rapists are demons there are horny rape demons wandering around raping people for no reason
>>40662685wow really i had no idea
>>40662696cool it down with the antisemitism
braziliphobia is a real problem in today's society
>>40662696cersei hated monkeys because they mogged him
>>40662677https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuBydllZYOM
>>40662778yep Assahola Khomeini
>>40662688Unironically correct as usual but these hoes arent ready for the truth
for my first wish, i wish that my life will end in the most brutal way possible
>>40662503Yes it is freakishly huge he looks like a disgusting mutant
a bottom's expectations for their top
>larger than them
>not obese
>literally any effort towards aftercare
>doesn't cheat all the time
>remembers birthday
a top's expectations for their bottom
>under 15% body fat
>petite, almost fragile form
>totally hairless
>perfectly maintained youthful appearance
>total loyality
>unwavering support for anything and everything
>does not complain about being ghosted for random periods of time
>willing to cover any chores and homemaking upon request
>willing to let all his friends have some ass
>does not complain after being choked by penis
>does not cry after sex and never asks for aftercare
>never asks to meet his parents
>never brings up his birthday
where's the disconnect happening?
>>40662901no u + sybau + i will drag my sweaty grimy balls across your face
i will take an obese cheater who treats me like a cumrag and doesnt care about my birth anniversary but thats just me i guess
I've been with someone for five years and I've never remembered his birthday even once how do I ask him what his birthday is
smol shy nerd bottom who likes to cook x tall shy nerd top with a big appetite >.<
you say this but i never see any love for service tops
>>40662939damn shitza, you are worth more than that..
>>40662955"Hey can I take a shit in your mouth?"
>>40662964not rly good night
>>40662990My idea was much better
Another stupid faggot revolvement around the sun almost completed on this stupid faggot planet in my stupid faggot life and still no stupid faggot bf
I'm so sad I could cry an entire river If I was a person who crys
id be sad too if i was canadian
>>40662917>does not cry after sexgod the bar for bottoms is in the fucking gutter
FINALLY the floors are mopped.
Because I have a mop.
I bet many of you have never mopped your floor.
I bet some of you dont even own a mop.
But I have a mop. I am a mop-haver. I KNOW who the no-mops here are. I bet some of you dont even vacuum.
And now I flex whilst you hang your heads in shame. Shamey shame.
My house has a dirt floor you can't mop it
Kinda hungry....
>>40662917>a bottom's expectations for their topWhat makes my expectations unreasonable is that I want them to love me as well
>>40663067I don't cuz I'm not a janitor. Only janitors and cleaning ladies have mops
>>40663077lul
when its too hot to enjoy summer
Theres a penis in the ladies room
https://youtu.be/H1_OoHyaVGk?si=Pw6pQ1cWxRc7Ksox
>>40663081Guilty mopless shamey shame. Or 'wenchly shame' as I used to call it.
>>40663124complete and utter rape with large objects until the anus is replaced with a beautiful rose
must... destroy... hungary...
>>40663101>2016Can't believe this shit is still going on desu
>>40663124>mopless:(
Is rape really that traumatizing
>>40663180My hands were raped
what if i act straight irl but deep down inside, i'm a huge faggot?
face it fags, gex is a dead franchise
bottoms sit around all day spending your money and thinking of ways to make your life hell but god forbid you ask them to keep their weight under two bills or do something about their ingrown back hairs
something that IS traumatizing is no aftercare
>>40663206>what if i act straight irl but deep down inside, i'm a huge faggot?Thats me
>>40663229>bottoms sit around all day spending your money and thinking of ways to make your life hellI do neither of these tho
>>40663180Not really. You can always kill your abuser to restore your honor sis.
Do my natal chart I was born 11/21/2001
>>40663257your sign is fat faggot and your future is HIVvy
Would you still love me if I turned into a spider and crawled into your ear laying my eggs there
other gen z gays wish they were born like 5-8 years earlier form your birth year so you could experience the peak of youtube mini-movies and series animated with the sims 2 and 3 :/
>>40663267only if your spiderlings ate away at my brain
Cats* sorry I forgot about the other one Mr peanuts
I don't care, Gex is still the best
Gex with a zaddy makes my yussy drip
You guys ever paid for WinRAR?
gex with a shy lil boymoda wita wave of lesbian hair
>>40663432im 24 im OLD
>>40663438i use 7zip so nah
>>40663432I'm still young I'm 29!
>>40663522naaaoo that fish is so cute omg
>>40663477Recently I realized that everyone who's looking for someone is 18-25 or 32+ because 29 year olds are all in relationships
except me
>>4066356432+ year olds should date the 18-25 year olds (me)
>>40663522>yeah I think my new skincare is going great I feel like I still have two or three years before twink death kicks in
>>40663580I can only pretend to be interested in childish shit for so long idk how 30+ boomers can stand 20 year old kids