Thread 40661080

what would be your role in the boymoder commune?

>>40661080 (OP)
the boyremover

>>40661080 (OP)
I play RTS games I would command the boymoder battalions against our foes

>>40661080 (OP)
>go to the boymoder commune
>it is actually the boymoder compound
>i'm told to drink the kool-aid

>>40661080 (OP)
Executioner

>>40661080 (OP)
Therapist
(The rapist)

>>40661085
>>40661115

who will volunteer to take care of the commune's pet bunnies? =:3

>>40661204
mmmmhhhhh rabbit stew for dinner tonight

>>40661085
Are you sure? There are like 50 boymoders in the commune with varied levels of passing and most of them have brainworms so deep that they need daily boyremoval therapy

>>40661204
>who will volunteer to take care of the commune's pet bunnies?
Me
>>40661115
>Executioner

>>40661282
for petting only >:(

>>40661080 (OP)
i would be the queen since i am a girlmoder

>>40661080 (OP)
artist ^_^

>>40661080 (OP)
>job in the boymoder commune
bureaucrat
>job in the trotskyite commune
bureaucrat
>job in the anarchist commune
bureaucrat

>>40661080 (OP)
Aristocrat (boyristocrat)

I must purchase ur taggos

>>40661080 (OP)
I don't think a group of boymoders can run a commune successfully.

>>40661204
me me me me me me me me me me me me me me i can look after rabbits i can do that i love bunnies they’re so cute and adorable

>>40661204
me :3

>>40661080 (OP)
therapist/latte artist

>>40661080 (OP)
Well I wash dishes as a restaurant now, so I guess I'd do something like that.

>>40662203
:3

>>40665566
That's very aesthetic dubs
gz anon

>>40661080 (OP)
Priestess of Ellaphae obviously
>i wont boymode though; i will encourage and support proper girlmoding

your society is going to fucking collapse

>>40661085
this made me lol

>>40661103
Your position was hit by SS six. 4 of the beefiest skinheads forced you to lick their hairy abs. You are now captive

>>40664281
>>40665566
Ok, we have two bunny tenders, that's good!

>>40663924
w... what do you mean?

>>40665571
We also may want multiple people who can do this

>>40665707
hmm yes yes, these tacos are satisfactory for my sophisticated palate u ~ u

Electric maintenance

>>40661080 (OP)
neet, leech, etc
I will do nothing except raid the commune's food storage, sleep, laze around, bother people who are actually working, and sleep some more

>>40666817
*Electrical
Dumb esl

>>40661103
what rts games do you like?

>>40666826
pick up a fucking trowel and build housing you piece of shit
look at my commune bruh were all gonna starve

>>40666976
too much work

>>40667058
Lazymoder!! D:<
You're lucky you're cute!

>>40666817
c... can you build a computer out of coconuts?

drag performer

>>40661080 (OP)
boykisser

boymoder commune bunny nursery :3

I'm going to be honest, seeing all these posts, I don't think OP's commune is going to be lasting long.

when you get tired you can get to the kittenpile :3

>>40667458
We're gonna have the best bunny colony in the world~!

>>40667477
Yes, this is how we will sleep, we must take survival cues from the independent and strong house kitten

I'm bored of being an aristocrat, now I wanna be a shaman! *bonk bonk bonk!*

>>40667470
w... what do you mean? I'm sure my mother will be able to make enough tacos for us to survive forever

>>40667516
your mother make tacos for you.. Im glad that you have such supportive parents

>>40667516
shaman is a very important role in the commune

local buns need salad too =:3

>>40667568
We need to have a drum circle at least 3 times a day *affirmative bonk*

>>40667553
t... thanks...

beavermoders can help building log cabins for the commune :3

>>40667595
i wish i could be your friend

>>40667603
Let's not get unrealistic now! Beavermode is LEGEND!

>>40667606
you already ARE ;~;

>>40667666
>looking for the mythical beavermoders :3

>>40667753
Checking the syrup traps...

>>40668011
they are curious. but they also like to hide... :o

>>40668137
>>40668143
>the syrup has me on it, so that means it belongs to me uwu *slapslapslap*

>>40661080 (OP)
>More ai generated boymoder brain rot slop
When will this die?

>>40668193
>a lovely snacc

>>40661080 (OP)
I mostly check the perimeter.

>>40668236
Ok the commune is now underwater because of all the beavermoders, what do we do now?

>>40668257
I... I don't get the reference .____.

>>40668401
The reference is Murderbot.
It's an autistic intersex person who lives in a commune of people who really want to love and support it.
It hates eye contact so it uses checking the perimeter as an excuse to avoid social interactions.

>>40668401
hmmm...
we can't break the dam because the beavermoders would get sad...
maybe relocate or make a raft...?

>>40668401
>>40668453
what a predicament!

>>40668425
I would be afraid of a bot called murder bot o__o;

>>40668464
aw bb it'll be okay ;~; *hug*

Maybe we can make a floating commune?

>>40668539
It's actually really nice tho. It just hates itself because it was made to do bad things by it's programming, but all it wants to do is watch sci fi and be unbothered.

>>40668539
>floating boymoder commune :3

>>40668740
woahhh cool! :O

Oh btw, I've decided I'm in charge of video games :3

>>40668672
So it's basically "what if the terminator was nice"?

They're stealing my ideas!! >:c

>>40668776
gaming cabin :3

>>40668813
I like making comfy, cozy cottages in minecraft :3

where it rains outside, and the comfy minecwaft music plays, and ur lil oven is cooking a bread... uwu

>>40668849
minecwaft :3
(that chicken pic is one of my favs imho if i can say that myself :3)

>>40667096
Probably, I had several computer architecture classes in college and built a RAM and a ROM with transistors, so if I manage to find a way to create a coconut transistor I guess I could build one, but it'd be super rustic.

>>40668875
btw I found our commune's OFFICIAL flag!

>>40668875
I like almost all your pics, it's hard to pick a favourite uwu

>>40668950
Ok good, because we have lots of coconuts but very few computers, which are vital to the boymoder way of life

>>40668996
perhaps the commune should be on a tropical island :3

>>40669109
I.... am a wintermoder.

>>40668776
What kind of videogames would you make?

>>40669172
so, no drinking chi chi under a palm tree?

>>40669172
wintermoding can be comfy too tho... :3c

>>40669172
I'd die if I lived in a cold place, dunno how people can just thrive in the snow.

>>40667666
no im not
cuz i dont have your discord

>>40661103
Please recommend some RTS games?

>>40669609
AoE2 DE ofc.

>>40661080 (OP)
Killing AI supporting skum like you

>>40661103
I see you play Warno

>>40669178
Ooh chi chis sound nice :d

>>40669212
yush, perfect cuddle and hot choccy weather :3

>>40669268
I feel the same when it's hot outside... it was 31 C the other day ;~;

>>40669550
I never use discord ;~;

>>40669609
Beyond All Reason is cool, and it's free! ^~^

>>40669174
No, I wouldn't make games, I would be in charge of playing them ;3

>>40669697
maybe we could live on floating islands that could travel to various places :3

>>40669697
also is this you? (when it's 31°)

>>40669807
This looks like something out of a JRPG!

>>40669817
Yes! ;~; Except I would be crying as well

>>40669767
OH, like streaming, good good.

>>40669875
lul :3

>>40669939
n... no... I'm too shy for that

I mean I just sit in a room and play video games all day long... that will be my job

>>40669948
It hurts my heart to see sad boymoder ;~;

Is Timberborn boymoderpilled?
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1062090/Timberborn/

fuck off ai fag

>>40669959
That's not a...actually it's cool, are you willing to test games made on the island?

>>40670019
only if you play them with me ;3c

>>40670033
Yes! Couch coop or taking turns ^^

>>40670033
>>40670048
Fighting games, winner gets to top.

>>40669959
she should just go outside, it's cooler out.
>>40669977
i think so. i love that game :3

>>40670048
2 player games are best!

>>40670053
oh gosh, I'm bad at fighting games o__o;

>>40670115
It looks fairly comfy, I must say.
>>40670123
Sounds like you better step up. Or it's boyremoval for you.

>>40670115
Factorio is my favourite base builder :3c

Unfortunately no beavers or beaver-coded content .___.

i'd grow the marijuana

>>40670193
Weedmoder.
>>40670183
>Unfortunately no beavers or beaver-coded content .___.
y?

>>40670209
you're just jealous cause i'd get first pickin' of the polycule for catering to their needs

>>40670053
*loses on purpose*

>>40670226
I'm a sneaky chaser, infiltrating your boymoder commune. : >
>>40670237
Isn't that cheating?

>>40670209
idk! Beavers would improve the game so much... wood is a perfect building material

>>40670287
Sorry, anon. I was retarded with my reading comprehension. But yes, looks like Timberborn would be the game for you then, I've been debating it for a while if I should get it. As I said, looks very comfy.

>>40670322
I played timberborn, it's got a few new technical qualities with the water management that are fun, but I didn't like how there were no goals

There are IRL beavers that I see all the time at a nearby lake uwu

>>40670465
>There are IRL beavers that I see all the time at a nearby lake uwu
Are you Canadian?

>>40670492
yesh :3

There are european beavers, though!

>>40670593
I know, but I trusted my intuition on this one. Canadamoder!

>>40670669
We need poutinemoder :d

>>40670791
Is it any good? Never had any.

>>40670813
If you like cheese, gravy and franch fries :d

It tastes probably just like you imagine it does... the hot gravy makes the cheese melt :d

>>40670852
Sounds goofy.

>>40665875
fr*ck you
>>40666932
I used to mainly play Eugen games like Wargame, Steel Division 2, WARNO, but these days I usually play Tempest Rising and I've been revisiting a bunch of older games like EndWar.
>>40669609
like the other anon said Beyond All Reason is a really good one and it's free
>>40669685
I'm taking a break until southag comes out and when all the BA hype dies down
>>40669647
AoEII and IV are very good games but not the type I usually play, I'm not sweaty enough for them

>>40670874
She's looking at it with such wonderment, I can tell it's her first poutine! Perhaps she's in Europe, in an authentic Canadian resturaunt? I hope she tries the maple-baked beans next uwu

>>40670917
Give me your blessing MWAHnon. Please, my chasoid wizard powers wane.

>>40670947
a blessing? to bless what?
I can fard (doint it right meow)

>>40670963
You have awknowledged me, thank you.

>>40670925
...maple-baked beans?

>>40671060
Instead of water, you cook the beans in maple syrup :d

It's sweet and salty!

>>40671356
Every time I hear the WAH - HOOOOOO from that japanese catbunny game that someone mentioned... I already forgot its name

>>40670917
This seems very autistik
Nise

>>40672694
klonoa?

>>40672772
YES!!!

waHOO! X3

whatta qt

I'm a hug machine, programmed to chase boymoders and hug them

>>40661080 (OP)
slaughterhouse worker. i like steak...

...would you?

>>40661080 (OP)
there will be 87 drugged up "animistic shamans", 1 person who says they will hunt but never brings home any deer, and 40 dead alpacas

>>40668788
No, it's more like what if an autist with superpowers and a dark past was LGBT.

>>40661080 (OP)
The after carer.

>>40674980
What quality of hugs are we talkin about here?

>>40675031
no hurt animal ;~;

>>40675634
m... maybe...

>>40675643
Ok... so we need to focus on alpaca care!

>>40675658
Autism IS a superpower! >:3

>>40677868
:3

>>40678161
AWWW

alpaca is FREN X3

Also boyshamans can ressurect the dead, I've decided *nods*

>>40678189
i hope it's none of that dark magic or necromancy ><

>>40678237
I guess heromoders have to fight something!

Puppymoders will be unhappy that their bone sources are walking around, though

>>40678282
>bone started walking :c

>>40678443
SAD PUPPYMODER

MUST COMFORT

>>40678576
not really sad but rather "please give treat"
you know how dogs are

Probably no role at all if I was even there. I'm a product of my time which means I'm a fucking recluse who has no interest in community at all. In a world like that I figure I would just starve and die because nobody would care about me because I don't talk to anyone

>>40678711
Yesh, and the funny part is they're not even being manipulative, they really want the treat that badly XD

>>40678721
All people have an interest in community... I consider myself very reclusive, but always my brain is nagging me to interact with people, it's unavoidable, we're social animals... and it's weird because it can be such a grinding agony that I need alcohol for, but still something inside me pushes for me to do it... I think I have an anxiety disorder

>>40678743
tweats :3

>>40678859
The commune needs puppymoders. We must raise them into expert police dogs, to make sure nobody hoards treats! And to keep nyanmoders under control!

>>40678929
nyanmoders wouldn't cause mischief.... right? >:3

>>40678966
Forged tuna permits!!!! D:<

>>40679012
o.o

>>40679012
>hold up! that tuna isn't yours!!

>>40679065
It's all over the boynews! Tuna heist THWARTED by good boy (girl)!

Looks like it's nyan jail for her! (a deep cardboard box)

>>40679114
caught!!!
tuna only on tuesdays in the nyan jail!

>>40679197
>trying to be let out of nyan jail: ;~;
>immediately after getting let out of nyan jail: >:3

is it true that nyanmoders usually turn to lesbianism because women's pussy is the only thing that can replace tuna in smell and taste?

>>40679229
>bribed the cell guard with a smuggled dog treat >:3

>>40679290
puppy police are EXTREMELY susceptible to bribes!

>>40679269
>//////<

>>40679322
they are doing their best :'c

>>40680004
Lol.... "There's a treat in this cell! I NEED TO OPEN IT SO I CAN GET THE TREAT SCHNIFF SCHNIFF SCHNIFF"

It's okay bb you're still my favourite ;~;

>>40680914
*sniff sniff* i can smell the culprit (and also treats)

I shovel the boymoder manure

>>40681258
This is so cute. She's on the case~!

Only salads are safe!

>>40681723
>:(

>>40681723
bun police must take care of salad related crime :3

>>40682319
She is NOT happy with even the general concept of salads!

>>40682379
Awww she's too shy and prey for the streets! More on the paperwork side of things
This is gonna be a really safe commune uwu

>>40682561
>>40682970
hehe :3

>>40683028
*plops you back in your box!*

>>40683818
aww a cute boy
her box reminds everyone that she is a boy!

>>40670260
Reverse cheating

>>40675634
Hmm floor taco

>>40686531
the tastiest taco

>>40666808
>w... what do you mean?
Is there an engineer in this group that's not electrical?

>>40661080 (OP)
Fluffer

>>40689779
I have 1000 hours in factorio, does that count?

Oh no! The boymoder commune is being raided by the ATF!

>>40683818
>heres ur box :3

>>40690188
well... at least it's not the AGP...

>>40690192
omg I'm tiny!

>>40690179
it's over :(

>>40691155
ahh my hoodie!

ur supposed to pick us up like THIS >:c

>>40691557
>lift gently

>>40691651
Zero survival instincts.

>>40691651
>hold gently like a burger

>>40691651
if you pick up a boymoder by the scruff of her neck she'll instantly go limp. Comes in handy when she's having a taco tantrum.

>>40661080 (OP)
boinecologist :)

>>40693121
This does not work on omega strain boymoders. They will bite! D:<

Also taco tantrums XD that's cute... I guess I do get a lil sassy when I'm hungry...

>>40693196
the boi ecology? Do you mean the bugs thriving in my empty tendie dippers? (just kidding I am very clean hehe)

>>40693571
You're really in the mood to handle tiny boymoders today~!

>>40669609
dawn of war soulstorm (modded), command and conquer: red alert 2, Command and conquer: generals (modded or community patch), company of heroes.

>>40693799
little rascal :3

pagan god-king. everyday i would feed on the best wine and meats that the commune had to offer and everynight i will mercilessly breed my harem of the most beautiful boymoders in the commune

>>40693571
>>40694046
the boymoders keep getting smaller and cuter but i fear we've gone too far

>>40694060
how small can we get...?

>>40694122
aww this boymoder is so cute! but i feel like a real boymoder is the size of a human woman

>>40694143
>come one, just try the dress, i bet you'll look super cute.

>>40694194
this one is way better actually :3

>>40694194
>>40694216
why would a boymoder cry when she is being given a cute dress?

>>40694227
no no no, she's just rather uncomfortable

>>40694279
aww I wanna protect her feelings ;~;

>>40694279
she will have to learn how to wear cute dresses
it is part of the boymoder education program

>>40694341
>>40694350
dw tho :3

>>40694379
ok now I'm jealous that boymoderchan has a fren who isn't me >:c

(just kidding, I hope they're happy :3)

I wonder if baseball boymoder is still out there

>>40661080 (OP)
Propagandist shouting, "the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the boymoder race".

all of you are evil perverts and should be put down like dogs

>>40693799
>the boi ecology?
the boibortion

>>40694439
she's out there making homeruns :3

>>40694734
*clank*
yay!

Do you have baseball in ur country?

>>40694766
n-no...
not really ><

>>40694786
this is hurting me right in my feelings ;~;

>>40694825
no!! she is just experimenting in private what makes her comfortable :3

>>40694842
(here she is daydreaming about girlmoding)

>>40694842
ok good *glomp* :3

If you feel sad it's okay to express it, I hope I'm not forcing you to be a certain way, I'm just very sympathetic

despite me also being trans you people are why i hate trans people

>>40694866
>professional glomping :3

>>40694866
>>40694950
you are pedophiles

>>40694950
No, strictly amateur!

Never for money, always for love!

>>40695154
yes yes, very philosophical :3

>>40695262
Praise boy caesar!

>>40694866
>>40694950
BOY FRENS I LOVE THEM

>>40696116
if you post in this thread then you are a fren uwu

>>40695262
Volumes of the mind, not perversions of the feetsies??

communal wife

>>40697152
How does that work?