Thread 40661244

red: you are the most popular, famous religious cleric in Iran - but you can never leave or change jobs - you are immune to Israeli bombs

green: you are the most pretty, popular and well-regarded trans woman in Iran - everyone loves you and you make regular appearances at parades and festivals - but you can never leave Iran.

>>40661244 (OP)
Lmao so im just stuck in iran either way what is this question

>>40661288
you are either a male religious cleric, or a famous trans woman

>>40661244 (OP)
I'd be fine with the conservative laws and Islam but it would fucking suck having to live in a place that could be couped by Jews at any moment

>>40661320
Jews have never occupied Persia, the opposite can't be said.

green, i become a passoid nothing else matters

green seems like more fun

>>40661244 (OP)
>press red
>go to the israel border
>claim isreali territory for iran
>border moves
>advance
>israelis try to bomb me
>doesnt work
>keep claiming israeli territory and advancing

green - beauty is worth more than power

>>40661244 (OP)
Red. It doesn’t say what religion, so I become head of my own religion.
I can prove it by face tanking Israeli bombs.

>>40662759
Or actually I would pretend to be Jesus 2

>>40661244 (OP)
>press red
>immune to israeli bombs
>get shot
>not immune to israeli bullets

>>40661244 (OP)
>press red button
>declare to the world that I am immune to the weapons of Israel and I will prove the power of Allah for all to see
>stand in the desert and ask Israel to launch as many bombs as they want
>bomb lands and and turns me into red mist
>mfw it was an American bomb

>>40662759
islam, duh

>>40661244 (OP)
Iran sounds better all the time compared to the US. Green for me and Red for bf

>>40663802
It's way less transphobic than the UK

>>40661244 (OP)
green bc i don't wanna be a man and i'm not religious