Thread 40663588

squeak

>>40663580
wouldn't pull out

Going to sleep goodnight!
>>40663600
I'm really mature and smart tho. I think I'm more compatible with boomers cuz spiritually i am one

I'm really young and stupid. Now suck my cock sis.

been having a few digestive issues since yesterday if i don't get better by tomorrow i am clawing my way into my abdomen to rip out my organs and have them strewn around on my surroundings like christmas tinsel

what're some lit choons with saxophone solos

>>40663661
https://youtu.be/SECVGN4Bsgg

>>40663661
https://youtu.be/9fsgh0xrHGo
At the end

>>40663661
https://youtu.be/N6uEMOeDZsA

femboy gay sex.

Honest rating?

>>40663661
https://youtu.be/b5690VXkU3M?si=bjR5orWIOxhjNchb

gay sax

>>40663688
>>40663709
>>40663750
nice, thanks, exactly the type of music i was expecting to see sax solos in, wish more modern bands used it

>>40663786
I'd let him have a go at me but that face is so boyish I would never be able to take him seriously

>>40663786
beautiful, but he'd lose major points if he was cut

lol

>>40663642
that's great honey, now tell me more about that niche internet trend you saw today that nobody will ever care about again
show me your downloads folder filled with post-post-post-ironic impact font hello kitty and spongebob "memes"
lets listen to your new favorite tranny whiteboy rapper together
maybe you could cry on my shoulder about how scary driving is?

>>40663661
https://youtu.be/80BN9xWkRsQ?si=DwdtgK74aR1RKgNQ

Idk what I walked in on but someones mad.

>>40663873
Swede poster would be an ideal zoomy bf because he's not like that at all. He's not needy or emotional and seems mature. And that's why he's not American. American zoomers tend to be immature and needy, flaky, narcissistic.

>>40663898
And 20 bucks says you're a gaydead American with no bf.

>>40663873
based

40 says he will be bawling into his phone and posting it as soon as its finished charging.

please no

>>40663898
nordids and evros are the same bro

no homeless skunky boyfriends :(

Are gay men allowed to join transbian polycules?

>>40663873
lmfao

>>40664101
ewwwwww. why would you do that to yourself?

>Come with me to my castle where it’s safe, my gay son. I’ll protect you from the trannies.

How do you reject her offer without sounding rude?

dang he fine

>>40664118
This is a sex-mother fantasy for you, isn't it sir?

>>40664112
I'm lonely!

>>40664118
It's okay my queen. I will defend your castle with my gayboy magic.

Just saved this image from /pol/ lmao

>random headless average male
damn he fine sis

>>40664133
>Sent from my Obamaphone

exactly

>bi tranny here
>attracted to old women and 2d fictitious men
>men just can't measure up to my Link porn, but i do spy on my mother and masturbate ferociously
>yeah so im gay then or whatevs
>think I'll post in gaygen and ask the universe for a boyfriend

>>40664180
would

how many trannies would trannysucker suck if trannysucker could suck trannies

tranny rranny trannies tranny tgirk tgirl tcock i love trannies! hey guys lets talk about trannies!!!

>>40664189
post hole

>>40664198
all of them. he's already halfway there

>watching movie about school shooters

>suddenly gay sex

Wut

>>40664219
jimmy johns or jersey mikes

Rate?

>>40664219
like peanut butter and jelly sis

>>40664273
6/10 sis

>>40664219
yeah gus van sant is a legendary alcoholic and probably had zero inhibition from the constant boozing and wanted to watch naked twinks in the shower

there was this brewpub in portland and gus van sant had his office upstairs the food was really good I think it closed since

>>40664273
Dunno, he has his shoes and socks on

>>40663786
7/10. He gains a point if took better care of his skin.

why are people in the PNW so weird?

>>40664245
Jersey mikes at gunpoint, too much food

>>40664192
I know you would. Lesgen is filled with straight men.

>>40664219
One of the only good things about that shitshow was that they didn't linger on it, but then if you are making a movie about mass shooters based on Columbine, why imply they were lovers when there was nothing to substantiate it? It makes gays look like murderers and has nothing to do with either the shitty plot or the history it was based on.

He is basically using gay as a slur and gets away with it while being the homo that needed to see it for no reason.

>>40664324
It's become a containment zone for every freak in the country to move to, in the past decade.

Portland is the #1 city in America for trannies and child molesters now.

>>40664332
They did it for fujos and yaoi fanfiction.

men at jork

>>40664358
I heard thats Seattle WA, lucky I’m too scared to go west. From NY to FL only
for me

tops should not play with their nips while they receive blowjob

Are you more threatened by AGP puppygirls or fujoshis?

Are straight men ok?

>>40664410
I'll take one of each, thanks.

>>40664219
kino
>>40664416
my best friends in high school were fujoshis

I've never met a fujoshi before sis.

>>40664416
I enjoy watching straight men suffer the hell that is modern w*men.

Was semi friendly with a fujoshi in freshman year hs and googled my full name and she was writing about me on her boys love fanfic site.

>>40664133
chinless neckless wonder

>>40664384
It's filled with autistic people now whereas it was once a city for artists and musicians.
>my fetish is my personality
these types

shit that never happened award

>I'll offer absolutely nothing of myself while critiquing all of you.
That's different!

>>40664410
I would say fujoshis because statistically trannies are around 0.5 to 1% of the population and agp puppygirls would be an even smaller fraction while women are 50% and any can be a fujo if they consume yaoi and bl

Hiii

>>40664461
sweet

Come my lady
Come, come my lady
You're my butterfly
Sugar baby

gee, who would keep bringing trannies in gaygen?

How are you? <3

>>40664521
>because statistically trannies are around 0.5 to 1%
2% if you look at younger generations

>>40664585
that was a sweet song just because it sampled rhcp

fujos are based though if I were a woman I'd be a fujo

>>40664507
things slayer does constantly

>>40664612
lol he is so unbelievably full of shit

ai ai ai im your little butterfly
green black and blue make the colors of the sky

>>40664358
>average PNW tranny

im top-phobic

>>40664585
yuck. post butthole

i think its kinda weird how some people dont know
what ********** is

>>40664649
yasss only verse x verse and bottom x bottom and verse x bottom are true gay love

>>40664649
I only bottom for myself

>>40664686
why did you say bottom x bottom three times

would you do the watermelon challenge?

>>40664673
like how people argue how making anon isnt
********** in any shape or form. it very obviously
can be

>>40664646
gas

>>40664701
what causes people to be this stupid

>>40664724
socio-economic factors

slayer would you fuck a diaperfur tranny?

>>40664724
The accursed DNA of the negro.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1754792989160529.webm

>>40664770
you know he would

>>40664770
https://voca.ro/12DPQMv2K9gB

>>40664770
regardless of what he says you know he would

>>40664810
idt it even has to be a mammal

Sup I don't mean to do the tranny thing and attention whore but im a mtf tranny and Im actually bored as fuck of the dynamic and i dont talk in a fake voice or wear womens clothes or play act performative femininity so should i just become gay? Am i basically a femboy now?

>>40664856
Yes.

>>40664856
drop the tranny shit and hit the gym. become masc4masc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CTbycx2Pfo
slayer can you sing my favorite song for me >w<

>>40664882
I like having boobs though. The idea of a twink fucking me and grabbing my boobs is kind of hot. Do gay guys like boobs?

meow meow meow

>>40664906
ewwww. picrel is the only kind of "boobs" i like

>>40664917
Is that a common sentiment? (Be honest)

>>40664923
idk. any femininity is a hard no for me im only attracted to masc guys. even twinks are pushing it for me im not really into them

whens the ccp gonna make a move on taiwan?

Thoughts on eighteenies who whore themselves out for pennies on TikTok live? :/

>>40664892
https://voca.ro/1dcwklrJAA04

evens taco bell
odds gas station food

>>40664923
of course gays don't like breasts retard

>>40664929
To be honest. That sucks a lot. You sound sane and not youth focused or overly fetishistic so it makes me worry about gay 'culture' or w/e

is there any point in posting in this thread it seems like the only people here are catty bottoms and like two tops who get all the attention

>>40664973
id imagine most bi guys are probably into u

> 40664974
t. ranssexual

>>40664958
But when i went to the movies a pack of gay guys looked at me like they wanted to rape me

>>40664974
if you're a catty bottom, it's comfy

>>40664985
I've only dated bisexual men and being attractive to them isn't necessarily a good thing since it seems like they're generally pretty bad people

>>40664985
>bisexual
That sucks lol

>>40665005
nice fanfiction

>>40665023
https://youtu.be/ZAn3JdtSrnY?si=XWcveS4Q9OGkZbFY
Honest thoughts on Canadian music

>>40665054
Not really. It was a group of tall well built short hair gay guys idk if thats a certain type but they definitely put out 'predator' vibes. Its why im asking if gay men find mtf trannies attractive or could desu

>>40665074
yeah but I wouldn't date an mtf, just rape them, and even then it would just be holding mtfs down and sucking them to completion while they cry

>>40665066
That's not Canadian music this is Canadian music xD
https://youtu.be/7fbGFO1EaAE?si=7FfsCStJgowzQtN4

>>40665079
facts

>>40665066
https://voca.ro/1dXCv3VIsoyU

https://youtu.be/_ZK1UC6PACk?si=nr0JIYxnroKuUuQp
Wait this one's better it's the Anne of Green Gables Netflix adaptation (ew) theme though

>>40665114
Anne of Green Gables is more AGP than Kassandra of Ellaphae

>>40664607
Idk why theyre hated but their hygiene is legit bad. Otherwise pretty cool

>>40665079
kek, considering male sexuality idk if that means i could expect to have a relationship or not

>>40665129
do you like getting crysucked?

>>40665119
They ruined Anne of Green gables by making all the Victorian era characters woke and they even introduced minority characters and then did nothing with them like they introduced a native american girl and then didn't show a lot of her story even though it would be interesting to depict the residential school system

>>40665134
>and they even introduced minority characters
show me all of them

>>40665129
shut the fuck up you attention seeking whore

>>40665132
Idk maybe tears of joy and happiness or is that too gay

>>40665142
Why dont you shut me up faggot

>>40665139
Okay so first we have Ka'kwet her presence didnt bother me as much because it made sense in the time period to have her go to residential school and to have her in the story was interesting like hmm interesting dark but then theres this other thing that happens

>>40665156
this isn't some flirty game tranny. the only thing you're good for is your hole and we both know it

>>40664947
I think its another triumph of the free market. South Americans have been doing it forever. Long live e whores.

>>40665161
See they introduce these two Carribean black characters which historically yes there has been a population of Carribean black people on the east coast of Canada so that makes sense but they weren't in the books and then Gilbert invites them to take over his father's farm and it just seemed very odd and unusual generally

>>40665167
classic faggot projection

oh GOD why can't autumn get here faster

They also had Gilbert work on a ship and go see the world which was not in the books and that's where he meets and brings his black friend Sebastian back to Green gables which at least they made one of the characters racist but I feel it would have been unacceptable for the time period
>What was he thinking

>>40665196
climate change

I think too if they were going to depict residential schools they could have gone thematically darker or more true to life since they are finding childrens bodies buried on their grounds

>>40665214
excuse me but I was clearly talking to god. there is no such thing as "climates changing". not one person has ever seen it

>>40665251
polar drift

>>40665139
I showed you them all respond

>>40665265
well bears will be bears I guess

>>40665249
What are you even talking about your insane nobody cares were talking about the Anne of Green gables netflix adaptation

>>40665290
facts

>>40665145
Aren't you supposed to be a STRAIGHT woman?

>>40665325
No I'm a gay hrt femboy now.

>>40665161
oh that's weird

>>40665185
they look so out of place

>>40665209
wait is this you ai'd as a green of gables character?

>>40665270
hi i was doing laundry im washing my comforter and two sets of sheets

>>40665340
>Is this you ai'd as a Green gables character
No that's the actor they got to play Gilbert

>>40665366
And this is non-white?

>>40664974
I could start namefagging with a trip and post bad advice and tumbler refugee content if you like? ^_^ Tired of lurking, time to bloom.

youtube.com/watch?v=EV46qFZrOzk

>>40665372
No Gilberta actor is dark white maybe he has french in him

>>40665372
No the actor is probably Jewish or french

You know because most actors are Jewish for some reason

for halloween everyone here has to buy a cheap wig at party city and some drugstore lipstick and slather it on and post in passgen and see who can get rated the passingest

I'm not racist though

>>40665401
He is Jewish.

>>40665290
https://voca.ro/1dvHCAEygrVZ

>>40665430
Yes you are

I'm not racist but I can identify a Jew 9/10 times

>>40665468
Because of the inbreeding?

>>40665429
I am the tranny (femboy now) and i know for a fact gay men would btfo passgen because its filled with dysgenic failed males.

>>40663588 (OP)
Big ahh forehead... Bald by 30

>>40665479
Well yeah that's how you get an in group of course Jews interbreed

I'm technically a femboy

I'm a femboy because I wear heels

>>40665485
hes just nordic

>>40665492
you're so smart

>>40665485
meanwhile you're probably already bald, or at least eating hot pockets in your grandma's snuggly in the basement

>>40665484
this board is for gay men, not gender dysphorics

>>40665429
let's go

>>40665426
historically, that's one of the few jobs they could have because they were pushed out of everything else

Do gays have feelings?

>>40665602
yeah
feeling these nuts

>>40665544
I'm a homosexual gay femboy man now so its fine.
And that namefag was talking about wearing heels nigga

>>40665628
drag queens wear heels, and they aren't trans women

>>40665602
https://youtu.be/gJC0HFqnE8c?si=OG2hHLJMyURdFFa_

>>40665632
And femboys take hrt. Why act like you give a shit about the interior lives of your conquests masc scum. Leave us hrt femboys alone uwu

>the problem with trannies
90% of slayers vocaroos start this way and that's how I know to stop listening

>>40665628
you’re a fat faggot bug

i hate muslim ppl

>>40664219
dylan and eric did that too

lol

>>40665660
I'm not fat faggot

I need a boyfriend but idk of I could maintain a healthy relationship bc of how much I love unhealthy relationships bc of how intense and passionate they are. healthy relationships would feel bland and unappealing, like the nice guy of relationships
I just want a guy who can do whatever he wants to me, and who will do whatever he wants even if I don't want it, or especially if I don't want it bc forcing it makes him feel strong and powerful
I love seeing masc guys feeling like a man bc they're domming the fuck out of me

>>40665602
yeah, bottoms moreso but tops have them too

>>40665657
Trannies are gay men chud. Deal with it. We're here we're queer we're wearing your mom's lingerie

>>40665666
>666
The devil is not welcomed here

>>40665657
>slayers vocaroos
that's where I draw the line, personally

>>40665673
you’re fatter than if debaser vored shiza you smelly mexican bitch

>>40665676
facts

>>40665686
Can you try that again in english terminally online panty wearing faggot

this tranny is so fat he has to take selfies sideways

gays are squeaky

I'm not that fat

>>40665686
lmao girl is spitting fire tonight. what about me roast plix

>>40665712
escubi

>>40665708
Youre such a weak bitch you make andrew cunanan look like dylan klebold

delta at the gaymen meetup party patiently waiting for kake

>>40665726
your insults are nearly as pathetic as your life you morbidly obese buffalo tranny

When did Leonardo Dicaprio become ugly?

>>40665711
*eats u*

>>40665748
Age + didn't go to the right botox and plastic surgery doctors.

tex, shiza, pancakes, slayer, freshie/thorny, and buggy are all trannies

>>40665765
don't trashtalk pancakes he's cute

>>40665765
sqwek mog me desu.
my bundas has no oomph

>>40665765
What kind of trannies?
Lore dump

>>40665790
im female to male gayden quirked up gay boi wita little secret in my pants

our dog needs to be deshedded and it's really annoying bc I try scratching at the problem areas and it doesn't do anything to help him
we have a deshedding loop but he's really scared of it and I don't want him to bite me again so we have to get a dog specialist do it
my mum wants to wait until his nails are longer though so it's just annoying wanting to help him but not being able to
ty for reading my blog I just wanted to vent about this bc the dog sleeps in my bed and when I pet him it's frustrating to be reminded of the patches that need deshedding

goddamn i hate hennessy and yet somehow i always have it around

>>40665871
>dog sleeps in my bed
White bitches be trippin
Get a professional groomer brush

wrong dog pic reeeeee

>>40665889
a groomer brush would be the same as the loop, he wouldn't like it
he bit my face once and I'm not going to risk it again

>>40665915
>he bit my face once and I'm not going to risk it again
lmfao

I bought wolf of Wall Street. What am I in for?

>>40665933
Really its a lesser work

>>40665951
I suppose that’s not a surprise. Now that I think of it, I should have gotten Eraserhead… I had an Amazon discount and wanted to use it before it expired.

>>40665933
it's a movie about drugs and scams. Boiler room is similar but more finance-y. Margin call is an actual finance movie

>>40665926
I was actually really lucky bc I was wearing glasses, which he knocked the lense out of and broke the frame. his lower jaw caught my cheekbone and left a vaguely scythe shaped scar. if I hadn't been wearing glasses I likely would've lost the eye

oh this is the paige troon isnt it

it's 1:00 am
cocktail time

i only slept like 4 hrs fml

>>40666048
u.u sex dreams involving slayer perhaps
restless nights
sweaty skin
wet dreams
oh waow>.<

>40666034
not a tranny

>>40666014
Nice hint of beautiful curly hair faggot

Is having babies retarded or what your creating a wage slave and suffering it a death sentence

>>40666011
I have margin call, and my debate was between boiler room and wolf of Wall Street. I’ll probably get the boiler room, too.

>>40666014
Im sorry you got hurt and he broke your glasses. I dont think I could keep a pet that was violent towards me. That mustve been emotionally difficult.

Forgive me god but I really test death sometimes x3

>>40666058
come on nigga

>>40666057
nope dreamt wow

>>40666065
lol I have mostly straight or at most slightly wavy hair, but that side can look curly bc of how much I anxiously twirl it between my fingers
curly hair seems like it would be hell with upkeep

Wagies are like
>what time is it oh sorry I have to go to work
>Oh sorry can't do that it's not my day off

Wagies are like ants in a colony and I'm like the eggs they take care of

>>40666088
sooooo fucking true

>>40666078
not to sound too dramatic but I'm used to getting hurt by things I love lol it really wasn't a big deal and I know why he did it
my mum thought he had a tick and tried to pick it off, but it was a skin tag. I tried to confirm him and he attacked me but it's bc he felt threatened and wasn't out of the blue

>>40666084
ur a tranny on hrt

>tfw as a bottom I'm scared of getting with random men because I don't want to get hurt/assaulted and this guy is getting hurt by a dog without even leaving the house
lmao

>>40666088
:(
yeah

>>40665519
https://vocaroo.com/1mPbnJNLTZCk

>>40666097
ok paige

>>40666100
>I'm scared of getting with random men because I don't want to get hurt/assaulted
me too
bottoms will never be safe

>>40666106
>doesn't deny it

paige you were literally born with a neovagina what are we even talking about

my feet are sweaty!

If I had a gun i would shoot myself

>>40666116
https://voca.ro/18hJLFilf7UR

>>40666121
Come on dude. Youre baiting for sympathy from a homosexual femboy who once thought he was a woman (male) lmao. Just have some gay sex and gay small tall and calm down.

>>40666121
I unironically will never own a gun because of my suicidal history. Having a gun in the house terrifies me. I haven't shot a gun once in my life and I don't want to.

>>40666118
are you cute
>>40666121
same

I slightly undercooked my whole wheat thin spaghetti - but nothing a microwave cannot remedy
the parmesan is grated
the butter is on the counter - softening
my laundry is done - fresh sheets, fresh pillowcases, freshly washed comforter - clothing folded and put away
trash taken out
litter box SCOOPED

>>40666135
it's the opposite for me
when i get really mad i lose sense of reality and would probably shoot someone in a blind rage

>>40666121
why

>>40666135
I could never kms with a gun, too scary. I dried to do it with just alcohol once and it didn't work and fucking was absolutely horrible
haven't been able to attempt since, at least not properly. I would have to use something that made me fall asleep or black out first

>>40666155
:3

need gbf

>>40666123
https://voca.ro/1ddRq4pJlCvr

>>40666149
someone here said my feet were cute at least

>>40666162
To find out what happened after I died

>>40666171
what size?

>>40666103
https://voca.ro/13Vc2pD2jouc

>>40666169
https://voca.ro/14SQorxClH3U

People are always saying death is gonna be like before you were alive and that equals nothing but people rarely remember their dreams when they wake up so how do you know you didn't experience things before you were alive/conceived/born

>>40666178
what you want my social security number too? 10

How is the meat conscious shiza there's clearly some kind of magic to it it can't just be meat aware until meat is unaware because that makes no sense meat is food

>>40666186
I remember an indeterminate amount of time before i was born. It was like a tv on a cable channel you dont have but it was all shades of brown. Being dead is probably different from the time before you were born. Less potential.

wtf is you talmbout

>>40666160
so you should never own a gun but for another reason

>>40666162
I tried to jump out of a 12th story window but I uniroincally couldn't fit through it
they had it bolted shut and I had to pry it open
I got stuck at my hips

>>40666171
I posted my feet and they said I was pigfeet or something so I'm never posting a picture ever again

>>40666212
Death provides all kinds of potential your being scattered all around

>>40666218
you know you were hella wrong for what you did

I hope after I die I get to still have gay sex

I bet there's a gay sex dimension

multiple fags detected.
main system: activating squeak mode.

>>40666191
that's a good start, I'm open to the potential of you having cute feet
>>40666222
well that's just mean, even bad feet aren't even that bad at the end of the day they're still feet

Do you think theres rape in heaven since God invented it
>Also shiza is a pagan swamp hag

>>40666242
i just didn't think it'd be chinese

>>40666238
After you die I will have gay sex with you.

>>40666246
the goonverse

>>40666265
Omg is this slayer my bussy is wet and throbbing

meow memeeow meow meow mrreow. meow

>>40666299
good kitty

the urban art for today
>>40666297
Yes. I'll gape u on heaven bb

>>40666305
purr

>>40666310
Omg it says shota whoever wrote that should kill themselves or seek therapy

I'm technically a shota because I'm only 23

>>40666380
>>40666380
>>40666380