oh great! a velcro head nigma edition. what a lovely start to this sunday morning -_-
i need to have more fulfilling sex
why is there toriel porn on my for you page?!
>>40668229 (OP)what big white fresheenie teenie cock dies to a mfer
>>40668229 (OP)she's so real for that.
>>40668249start doing your squats and kegels your ass is getting loose
>>40668264i'm not a bottom. not yet
>>40668229 (OP)She really said Heyyyy zaddy wanna break into this pussy next ;P
>>40668229 (OP)>threadcucked what's a good way to cope with being ugly
>>40668221 #
I'm early 30s and don't have the physique for being muscular, have a thin build and don't really put on muscle that much plus I'm a bottom.
it sucks bc hot guys in like their mid 40s only want guys in their early twenties at the oldest, and I'm a neet so behind what they would want from somebody as old as I am
>>40668285:DD so reaaaaa mwamwal!!!
>>40668315>hot guys in like their mid 40s only want guys in their early twenties at the oldestRed flag
>>40668315sweetie..... just follow my undefeatable motto is: LOWER YOUR STANDARDS
crouching tiger, hidden faggot
>>40668327I mean it's true ime
>>40668329my standards aren't even that high, I'd be ok with a guy I'm just attracted to he doesn't need to be like drop dad handsome
>>40668319fuck off, b*tchma
>>40668315Post fizeek I think youre just a retarded incel or a troon tbdesu im 29 and have no issues whatsoever
Time to bring out the big balloons
Aaah i got my new jeans finally and also bought a chocolate bar. I love my gay life, chat
>>40668272maybe that's why it isn't fulfilling for you. Sticking your dick in someone sounds lowkey boring
Sunday music mood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-STi3Uua5xA
>>40668374is that what you call you balls?
Im tired and the internet is beating my head in atm.
Im just gonna pick one thing to be mad about and take a nap. I wanna be up in time for lunch and the following siesta. I'll beat the heat the Mexican way, by sleeping through it.
Have a good Sunday gaygen.
>>40668390>Im just gonna pick one thing to be mad aboutpick your life
>>40668329i look like this desu
>>40668374>>40668384>is that what you call you balls?>>40668390omg you guys have siesta? Thats so cool
>>40668319YAS BITCH SLAAAYYYY xDD
muh degree in linguistics
>>40668434are there photos of them naked, i wanna see the balls
who is the lowtiergod of gays?
>>40668434they look like typical warhammer orks, but like with very 'peculiar' wacky 90s-era look: pls someone give them sunglasses, skates (I guess they hide oversized uzis in their scrotal pouch...)
>>40668456americans, these people are not healthy
I gay ERP with a Nightwing chatbot
>>40668434they look like people who smell like shit
>>40668467the one in purple looks like the rhino from tnmt
>>40668456There's Hyacinthus, who was apparently so beautiful that both Shalloapollo and Zephyharibus wanted him as a lover.
There are variations on the story, but essentially when Hyacinthus and Shalloapollo were competing, Hyacinthus was accidentally struck and killed by a discuss thrown by Apollo. In some stories it's Zephyharibus (the west wind) who, out of jealousy at Hyacinthus choosing Shalloapollo, uses the wind to change the direction of the discuss and strike him. And it was from his blood that hyacinth flowers started to grow, hence the name.
>>40668486okay, but could he defeat dsp in street fighter?
Bratty cock > bratty hole
>>40668506a baby could defeat dsp in vidyas
>>40668443They're injecting silicone. Their balls look aaaaawful. Like angry purple balloons about to pop.
>>40668532Didn't one of them die?
>>40668534Idk about that group of freaks in particular but yeah one of them died. I'm sure a bunch of them do tbb
>>40668543One of the guys in that picture died. People spammed his face on this board for over a year because of it.
Hercules fucked his teenie nephew btw
>>40668534https://metro.co.uk/2018/11/07/man-28-dies-after-injecting-silicone-into-his-testicles-8116122/
i WILL destroy palestine camel by camel
>>40668543>>40668550it's called suffering for beauty. you fuglings would not understand
>>40668560Agreed but what beauty is there in looking like an x-rated sonic villain
>>40668556Atleast he died for something he believed in ya know?
>>40668552He also killed a bunch of people and overall seemed like a violent and bad person
>>40668561well it was beautiful to them, if not the world and the world is a cruel faggot
>>40668572See now THAT'S a body worth conscripting into sexual slavery
>>40668572>pepperonino thank you
t. no topping, but extra cheese pizza chad
>>40668578ok chill your making him uncomfy
>>40668572Meh already gooned to this one hes used goods get new material
>>40668579>no toppingWe can tell
>>40668585Got some dangerous chemicals I'd like to inject into his body iykwim
>>40668588what did you goon to? how were you able to get off to just that? :/
>>40668589lower your tone when you speak to a power bottom
>>40668506>>40668529Phil is actually an above average fighting game player. Even Justin Wong gave him props.
>>40668610Power meaning you have to plug your bf in? Girl get some batteries already you're being so 2000 and late
>dude try out sniffies
>go on sniffies
>immediately see a 33 man orgy arranged in my city
>>40668634easy way to get a STD
>>40668634Stell dir den Geruch vor
>>40668634I would imagine 90% of the people are the same ones that sign up to every ""event"" and most never show up
sex positivity was a mistake
>>40668634What was the spread like? I typically bring a dip
>>40668659Something there was probably spread and had extra cheese
how to nicely ask out my eighteenie cashier?
>>40668670how old are you?
>>40668670Hey can I take a shit in your mouth?
>>40668614and you're being such a boomer for your bland jokes. come to 2025, papa
>>40668670"Can I eat your ass, I mean can I have you for dinner, I mean do you want to go out for dinner?" Then hold up a labubu by your crotch and gyrate slowly.
>>40668684I'm literally all the way in 3008 tho. Guess you do use batteries and your bf ran out. Seem a lil cranky gurl
>>40668670While you count your cash, put your bare foot up on the counter and see if he looks at it lustfully. Well, that's what I'd hope for as a cashier.
Hey I'm the reformed tranny (male) from the other thread. Someone said to give pics so you can see if I'm hopeless. So is there a gay man who would find this fuckable?
>>40668712you're not showing tits or dick so what's the point of this pic
>>40668712if you have long hair its a no
>>40668723Yeah i have long hair but also cock and balls so lmao
>>40668712the tummy is ehh but sure
but
>>40668718 is right I don't have enough info to go off of.
WHY DO I KEEP GETTING ACNE
it's not bad but the occasional little white pimple appears under my nose or on my chin
>>40668737acnes are the physical manifestations of your inner slut energy. when the inner slut energy doesn't get a proper release, they come out in the form of acnes
>>40668737it's cause you're not being fucked enough
>>40668737You aren't jerking enough so the cum backs up and comes out your pores (hence why "sebum" sounds like "semen")
https://files.catbox.moe/nerl5p.jpg
/gg/ am i fat?
>>40668737genetics. ive had acne since my teen years and nothing makes it go away. its not just on my face its everywhere
>>40668767I dont mean to be disrespectful but you dont look fat so much as short proportioned lol
>>40668774>its everywherepost proof
>when she says "cum in me"
>hnng
>>40668790ok i lied its mostly on my shoulders, neck, and face. but i do get the occasional pimple literally anywhere
>>40668774I mean I had it REAL bad in middle school and high school but I've changed it drastically to where instead of the big pimples all over my face I just have a small one here and there and they go away for a while but come back. If anything I hate the random spots of redness on my face than the pimples themselves. I have barely noticeable acne scars but I'm testing out vitamin c serum and a dermaroller on my face and see if that helps in the long run.
>>40668767you have no definition, you look really average
>>40668794fucking amazing gif
>>40668846ye i started working out a week ago. hoping i can gain some muscle over time if i keep up with it
i am too dumb to build my own pc :(
>>40668865it's really hard to get your body to change as an adult into something that looks like a twunk/jock unless you were really fit and athletic as a kid and have the muscle memory still there but since you most likely have no muscle memory its going to take forever to see body changes
>>40668871it's not hard at all
actually it's really easy
Depressed girls suck dick best because they actually want to choke on it and die.
>>40668850Everyone enjoys a good titty rub.
>>40668881yeah i figured it will probably take around a year
>>40668885>actually it's really eas-ACK
>>40668894I've built five I think? once you do it once you can do it over and over
all the parts and ports are standardized they all work the same
>>40668871The hard part is getting elements that are compatible. There's a great website called like pcbuilder or something that gives you options at price/quality points. Lemme see if I can find it.
Once you have the stuff it's basically legos.
its scary how retarded i am idk where i got this brain damage
>>40668929maybe it was the estrogen
>>40668888yes might help to get one of those food delivery services that focus on the proper ratios of protein/fat/carbs/calories
its so easy to overeat
>>40668929Head pounded against the headboard too often. Many such cases. It's why all the older bottoms like yourself are insane.
>>40668940literally an anal virgin but ok
>>40668905my thing is that too many options and varieties of different components overwhelm me. i'd rather pay commission to someone knowledgeable to build one for me and then teach me all the hows and whys
>>40668929probably 4chan?
>>40668929wdym? retarded how?
have you ever tried to seduce your own father?
>>40668980absolutely not lmao what the fuck
I love my dad there's no way I would disrespect him like that
What did you get up to this weekend
>>40668980What is going on here?
>>40668951That's the great part about the site. Basically you just decide good, better, best and pick whatever build fits your budget. They provide the base set and you alter from there if you want. https://pcpartpicker.com/
>>40668956i'm a pre hole kinda ghey, buddeh
>>40668945Brain damage from asphyxiation on cock then. My point still stands.
>>40669001ugandan sex magic
https://www.tiktok.com/@kasesegiant4/video/7525896375301639480
>>40668992played battlefield 6 beta, got left on read, contemplated giving up on dating altogether to pursue a life of meaningless hookups
>>40668992Pool party that ended in a migraine yesterday. Today is coffee and masturbation in the am and shitting out a dozen pages extolling the virtues of corporatism in the pm and making a giant pork roast w potato rye bread. Lot going on. I'm very cool and popular.
>>40668966like i literally feel sick and dazed rn from notepad letters from writing down what my dad wrote on paper
200
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>>40669009im on the site. im gonna play around with it. thanks for the help. here's a cute cat as my gratitude
>>40669035oh that autism....
>>40669063Rather see dirty white sock pics but you're welcome ig
>>40668929stop taking estrogen and go to church
>>40669064autism and adhd yeah
>>40669091adhd isn't real it's an excuse not a diagnosis
>>40669079i have those too ;D
>>40668929somethings in the air lately
>>40669064man don't associate autism with him
I have autism and I'm
>>40668904
>ooh i have autism, adhd and anxiety. and i im also like neurodivergent. i take 14 pills every morning and night for them. they help me with my depression and mental well-being. sure i get suicidal tendencies and i cant cum anymore but they are so lit and my life is so much better with them cause im living my full authentic self and im stunning and brave for being vulnerable about my mental health. anyway i have an appointment with my 18th therapist soon. fingers crossed this one might help me out teehee XDDD
>>40669133you have the normal autism (aspergers) and he has the chrischan autism
>>40669154fair I hold a full time job and actually live on my own
different world on that side of the spectrum
>>40669153This but I'm not on any medications and I don't go to therapy cuz I'm too misogynistic for a lady and too gay for a man.
>>40668634nobodys forcing you to go cuz like just close your eyes it cant hurt u
>>40669153I flushed my SSRI's after I got out of the psych ward sis. I pretended to be sad so they wouldn't give me anti-psychotics.
>>40668380shopping literally solves every problem in life for 30-40 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWcTUwcuO0A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPZj1HyHXPU
thoughts about Bryce?
>>40668992should be lounging in the sun with a cute boy but i have to fucking slave away all day at work like a cuck
they actually said i could leave early but if i already have to go there it doesnt matter, ill prob just stay until close
Anyone else browsing gayge in this position :3
>>40669307he looks like a former gay porn star.
>>40668712I said a full frontal infront of a mirror retarded tranny we cant see anything here to give u tips or if a fag would like you
>>40669153dont worry im extremely cynical about the whole thing i just wanna rest lol
That was a good nap :)
>>40668929Been telling you its those video games. they rotted your brain
>>40668992Noothin. Just chilling, killing.
>>40669276ssris are lame. Only uppers for me pls
>>40669284right?
>>40669314this is the pose i hit while browsing gaygen
>>40668767face really decides this one
>>40668992I'm gonna smoke some weed and play some video games, I may go out to the pool later depending on what the weather is like
i got blacked out drunk and had my holes used last weekend and then had a really annoying week at work after so I need to relax.
>>40668767Your BMI is 25 sis. solid skinnyfat.
>>40669350Shi's unique ability to retract his own testicles, which, combined with the manipulation of his own penis, created the illusion of labial lips and a clitoris and allowed for shallow penetration.
A whole new type of bussy. We have no choice but to stan.
be honest are you attracted to this kind of body?
https://x.com/myaltfr/status/1954293883346575738
>>40669435yeah it's a normal body
>>40669350Your strong man as requested, ma'am
>>40669435yeah. bf body desu
trans
md5: d7e49f016143667ea41fbd0a3eb18e06
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is my trans body attractive to a homosexual man?
>>40669435Verily ideal vers top for vers bottom (me) <333 :33
>>40669401scheming eunuch beast mode
>>40668894kek love the tard face reflexxxion xd
>>40669401>WHO NAMED THIS MFER SHIT PEE POODIABOLICAL
>>40669457Mogs mr pancakes
>>40668737aidz
>>40668670where u stealing the creeps? they aint yours
>>40669472take a guess
>>40669457u need foods
>>40669502feed me daddy ;3
>>40669502>take a guesseat my ass I guess
alright back to work
weird here
3 yous tho... nah im out
>>40669435Yes ofc. skinnyfat and skinny are my fav
>>40669401I meant more like strong men for resizing my butthole
but actually I have a relevant bit for this
it's been years, I was much younger, so I have no idea what it's called or where to find it
but one time I found videos of people actually penetrating the soft spot above the testes, they were calling it an alternative way to make your trans women "feel" like they were being vaginally penetrated
they swore it didn't have any medical risks or reprecussions
I wonder if that's what he was doing
also historians always "de-queer" history, so he was probably actually a eunuch and maybe didn't even have his penis anymore
I mean they still act like hephaestion was just a "really close friend"
>>40669438I'm afraid we play the same position so this isn't going to work out
>>40669481>WHO NAMED THIS MFER SHIT PEE POOpeter griffin, anon
>>40669457it doesn't matter if you're seen as attractive to others or not
what you really seek is God's love
>>40669435solid 5/10 build sis. absolutely fuckable
>>40669531i already have that :3
that is why i am brilliant
shiza needs a tardwrangler to reach his full lolcow potential
sorry for derailing the thread with my weird bit about ballsack fucking lmao
The silence is really loud rn
>>40669524>I'm afraid we play the same position so this isn't going to work outlol
>>40669664Whats been done can never be undone. The thread of fate has been severed
My hero academia was kinda dogshit
https://youtu.be/zlgO8TFoJko
what if there was an extra hole in our crotch that is only for sexual pleasure? it can stretch, lubricate and goes deep but not connected to any other organs. think of a pouch of flesh with numerous nerve endings that can feel pain and pleasure. we still have a functional cock though. don't worry
>>40669708Seeing bakugou getting railed on r34 is always a blessing tho
>>40669715I should watch this movie it looks fun
>>40669731I think I'd like that
>>40669731Giwtw real I wonder if tops would fuck that mysterious hole I would get it in a heart beat tbdesu unfort when vaginoplasty becomes so advanced they could actually make something functional I'll be dead or too old
I dont wanna douche anymore bros I just wanna open my legs and get plapped
Cum 5 times. Drank a liter of coffee. Typed zero words. Going great over here yall. Not worried about deadlines at all
>>40669788Go for a walk sis. Cumming isnt gonna do you any good
>>40669788Cumming drains a large amount of vital nutrients causing you to be even more burnt out
>>40669693I must bear this guilt until I pass through to the other side
>>40669712they look exactly like every single poly couple that hits on me
>hey we like your vibe wanna come to our place later?>>40669731absolutely not
>>40669787>I just wanna open my legs and get plappedokay fair I didn't consider this, but I feel like this is more of a "do you want your butthole to be permanently clean" question than a "are you willing to grow a vagina" question
>>40669846I mean thats just one part as much as I like anal even if it was always clean I would still want an organ specifically made for taking dick and cock you can easily cum multiple times from getting fucked that self lubricates and has muscles throughout so you can really milk your man
Cumming makes me sleepy. It's bad for productivity.
>>40668229 (OP)can you really be friends with other gays? (assuming your attractive)
>>40669926Yes if you're polygamous sis.
>>40669926i just don't think bad guys was a good movie
What is the value in having a gay friend you don't have sex with? Do you guys go kpop concerts together or something? What's the deal here.
>>40669030those guys will still leave you on read
>>40669033how american
>>40669360what's the point of getting your holes used if you can't remember it
what do you think i should do to support my bf with his eating disorder picrel
>>40669947sometimes it's nice to have someone to talk to, plus you can cuddle and stuff
>>40669435>skinny fatno thanks
>>40669965That's fine. People just catch feelings eventually though. There's no structure that prevents friends from becoming lovers unless you're both already married to different men and wish to stay monogamous. Like normal heterosexual people do.
>>40669891I think you're just trans
>>40669932Counterpoint
>>40669947You would think they would just be cool normal person, but they make weird sexual advancements even if they know you have a boyfriend
>>40669947We gossip about tops and their penises
>>40669954>how americanThank you, I try
>>40669958please advise i dont want him to lose any more weight
>>40670022Nope I just really like taking dick
>>40670059you want a vagina
you're trans
>>40670057Post about larray again or your current obsession will be eugenia coonified
>>40670000yikes. good to know
>>40670062Nope youre retarded vaginas were never mentioned
>>40670085>I want a self lubricating, stretching, pouch full of nerve endings between my legs>I don't want a vaginaPick one.
>>40669435Yeah I love normal men
>>40670107So? That doesnt make someone trans Trans is a mental illness and something you identify as I dont want to be or feel like im any type of woman I dont want any parts of them either I like being a man yeah if I could magically grow a literal boy pussy I would get one because I love getting fucked and having another hole for that would be hot af whats not clocking to you?
>>40670155I think you're just now learning that you're trans but you look down on transpeople because of online campaigns and social programming so you're struggling to cope and are in denial
mouths do all that you know
I'd go for having a pussy unironically like how is that even a question. Seems so much more convenient
>>40669958pinch his belly a bit and tell him his face is looking a bit round nowadays
nothing tastes as good as thin feels
>>40670158Sure if it makes your little pea brain feel better
>>40670213You can enjoy food while not eating too much
>>40670175i want him to get better not continue losing weight
>>40670160Mouths cant orgasm and have no sexual pleasure like dick and ass genius
>>40670175DURR OMG YOU MUST BE TRANS LMAO TRANS TRANS TRANS EGG EGG TRANS LOLLLL HURRR
>>40670227that's just bulemia
>>40669435on a 40 year old, not a 22 year old who goes to the gym. also he and his xitter are a mess
>>40670233the most sexually pleasurable organ is the brain
>>40670233holy shit what is this meltdown
>>40670233>have no sexual pleasuredude what, I get super turned on sucking dick and it's very pleasurable
sounds like a skill issue, tranny
>>40670218>>40670233Sorry, but I'm gonna have to ask you to head to the other thread. Your response revealed a deep insecurity about your transgenderism. Transgirls do not belong in this general.
why can't fatties mind their business?
it's like: they're fat so they thin shame others. better make everyone as fat as they are because losing weight is too much effort. god forvlbid you have a healthy bmi in the low 20's.
>oh they look sick
>oh they're so thin
but if we shame you for being you lose your minds.
being thin or in shape is healthier than being fat. get the fuck over it. in an age of opulence, your body type speaks to who you are as a person. thin? disciplined. controlled. fat? entitled. lazy.
what are you goals in life gaygen
how much of the y are you focused on sex, finding sex, getting sexed?
>>40670282my boyfriend would even look cute chubby
>>40670305most of the day when i'm not working
>>40670297cum 20000 times
Infinite ropes of gelatinous cum
>>40670282You can have a BMI of 23-24 and be fine. Maybe a little higher while still having decent overall health. Once you get close to 30 there's likely to be problems
>>40670297grow old
meet my nieces and nephews
teqch them their father is an asshole, but we love him anyways
take care of mom and dad when they're too old to take care of themselves
pay someone to do yard work
do housework myself
make enough money to maintain upkeep costs of the household
work into my seventies
show my family they're wrong about me (they don't understand how i feel or my intentions and they should stop trying to assume or project)
if pc anon is still here
this helped me
https://www.userbenchmark.com/PCBuilder
>>40670252>>40670271>>40670277>>40670248Really this is how you treat me after everything we've been through just because I answered a hypothetical question by nona so be it fuck you hoex
>>40670297my current goal is to outlast the trump administration and hope the planet gets over this reactionary far-right radicalism so I can go back to just doing my own thing and living my life
once that happens I'm going to try to set up a decent enough career to run to the north or pacific northwest
I'm really sick of being in texas
>>40670305too depressed right now so I mostly just use my toys
>>40670348You literally said you wanted a vagina and when people pointed that out you freaked the fuck out and had a menty b. Take a break and come back later.
>>40670346how much do you wanna spend and what games do you play
that's the best way to get started
i think we need to ride out the rest of this trump administration and squelch any ideas of a third term.
the heritage foundation chose him because the epstein files are the ammunition they need to play puritan police. it falls in line with their agenda. they oust trump for his indecency and instill their puppet autocrat. so for as much as you guys want to say he's guilty (and he is), impeaching him and removing him from office falls in line with project 2025's agenda.
>>40670297Becoming a woman
>>40670357to be fair:
having a vagina is pretty baller. no more douching before sex.
>>40670336same, but handsfree
>>40670343>work into my seventieswhy
>>40670349>hope the planet gets over this reactionary far-right radicalismi don't think it will happen in my life but good luck to you
>>40670371please leave this place
>>40670377OHNONONO YOU BETTER COME WITH ME TO MTFG YOUR TRANSGENDA NOW TRANNY TROON TRANS TRANSWOMAN LADYBOY AHAHAHAHA
>>40670395because idle hands are thr devil's playthings.
it's good for you to do something. work can provide a sense of routine and purpose.
>>40670308he would look even cuter in blackface
>>40670441Are you a time traveller you're a different age every time you post
>>40670441Why is loving your yoni so important?
>>40670520Would you finger your bf's ahh
>>40670527why are you talking like that instead of normal?
>>40670556Sybau dumbahh bih
>>40670527sure
I ain't going near a vagoo
subaru's are for lesbians
>>40670575what do people put in their hair that makes it looks this greasy
people call me "The Buckbreaker"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEzq-7gqqbE
would you rent a bf?
>>40670573ts aint it senpai
>>40670658you always carry change?
>>40670674who is renting who here?
>>40670667looks like an oil tanker ran aground on his head
>>40670674I want a rentboy dog slave for 72 hours sis.
>>40668380>Sticking your dick in someone sounds lowkey boringHA! funniest thing you've ever said
silly
md5: 986c211ae110a8a161ff52a4d8eb4704
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>>40670699i'll do it for $450/hr
I envy the twinks and twunks out there that use their bussy to get luxury cars and condos and vacations paid for
>>40670741Then stop being ugly and sell that hole before it expires sis.
>>40670741Just get a boyfriend
>>40670741The real sugar daddy is tiktok money if someone is attractive enough to be able to sell buss. Tiktok pays more. I don't think there's loads of guys selling sex but I'm not an expert on that
>>40670835He's like as close to perfection as it gets. What kind of guys do you like?
i really fucking hate a certain person itt, but i can't use their name, because that'd just give them more attention
>>40670881trip up dan
u just made every tripfag smile
>>40670881just one person?
>>40670891what's your name?
>>40670918>what's your name?anon!
>>40670881Pray to Andras babe
>>40670718literally happened to me when i was topping once...
boy was not too attractive or enthusiastic,
bent over for doggystyle and after like a minute of thrusting into an empty cavity and contemplating life i started losing hardness and never recovered
>>40670956i hate you the most