What's your ideal pooner bf like?

>>40674469 (OP)
Yet another. Jesus you people need help. predators

amab pooner

>>40674469 (OP)
Pooners are no ones ideal

>>40674505
oh okay

>>40674469 (OP)
Big fat tits, a chubby but not too wide waist, a firm but fat ass, and zero fucks about how it makes him look feminine.

>>40674469 (OP)
no T, long hair, lean body, 4' 2"

>>40674491
I made this thread and I'm a pooner lol
>>40674505
They're my ideal, it sounds like you're a fake fan.

>>40674526
Sorry, it's the truth.
>>40674580
>They're my ideal, it sounds like you're a fake fan.
I'm a repooner lesbian, I know pooners can get fellow doods, trans women and cis men who love tomboys, but NO androphilic cis women really likes them.

>>40674580
Then you are a fetishist. Be a man brother

>>40674496
Im a 5'7 babyfaced cis guy, does that count?

>>40674580
But to answer your question picrel is the ideal man

>>40674729
I've had some cis women and theyfabs into me, but I'm a gayden so that isn't a surprise.
>>40674752
>fetishist
Sounds pretty based and sigmapilled
>>40674775
Looks like my former housemate. He rode a motorcycle and never walked his husky. Divorced dad.

He's like my pseudofembrained cis male online friend but trans and also he loves me

>>40674469 (OP)
>What's your ideal pooner bf like?
probably you

>>40674469 (OP)
ftmfemboy who loves taking anal and wearing a collar
also is sweet to me

>>40674801
>I've had some cis women and theyfabs into me
I bet they where not cute normie girls. A normal, not fat, not mentally ill, not ugly cis girl will never go for a pooner, and if she does she will cuck him. fucking kms

>>40674729
>I'm a repooner lesbian, I know pooners can get fellow doods, trans women and cis men who love tomboys, but NO androphilic cis women really likes them.
Truth nuke. You can get with basically almost every amab, and some fucked up lesbian afabs, but you can't get with straight afabs. Maybe bisexual, but they will leave for dick. I wouldn't be able to handle that so I'm just staying as dyke.

>>40674469 (OP)
either he's masculine and i get to dominate him hard
or he's feminine and he gets to dominate me
if he's something in between we switch
>t. bifag who's brain works in weird ways

>>40674958
You wouldn't want those women. Mid looks, mid personality, pretty people humor, Stanley cup, Taylor Swift, Netflix. No flare, only mediocrity. There's a reason Ramona Flowers made people seethe.

>>40675036
I wish I had this

>>40674469 (OP)
>whats your ideal pooner gf like
Pregnant

>>40675149
>Terje
I'd appreciate if you only posted attractive trans men, thank you

>>40675119
Which one of those 3 options

>>40674469 (OP)
Smart guy with sharp features. And i want him to be funny and interesting
t. Mtf

tall :c

>>40674469 (OP)
ideal bf goes to the gym (and lets me huff him after) to get muscles so that he can be stronger than me. also probably a bit edgy and misogynistic at least to me. also he doesnt mind that i am an autistic heighthon and will top me anyway.

>>40674469 (OP)
thinkin abt how i dated a ftm twink last year who dressed like op and fucked it up severely because i said i love you too quickly and scared him off.

it was only two weeks we saw each other but he felt like a puzzle piece, our first date was a barcade followed by pizza and cuddling outside on a park bench. i feel like such a fool for fucking it up, i only have myself to blame. i tried reaching out a few months after we ended things to try to start again but he wasn't interested. i fear ill live the rest of my days out by myself. i miss him :(

>>40676055
What a faggot (him)

>>40674505
>>40674505
They are mine ideal. I want to have a twink afab pussy pooner, two years on t and a flat chest

>>40674755
Man without a pussy is never good enough

>>40674469 (OP)
>at least 5'8" but the taller the better
>white and paler the better
>green > hazel > blue eyes (no brown)
>black > brown > blond > red hair
>wavy > straight > loose curls (no tight curled hair)
>muscular and fit
>flat chest
>low dose or no T usage (health concerns)
>if hairy in the beard area might actually prefer electrolysis smooth lower face
>the more $ the better
>polite
>kind to me
>calm and stoic
>on the serious side, solemn
>humor is more oriented toward dryness, not a caustic, sarcastic type
>able and willing to look at life unconventionally
>protective of me
>would enjoy visiting museums together
>able and willing to beat the absolute fuck out of someone if they start stuff with either of us

>>40677254
oh, and:
>tops me without expecting reciprocation (a stone top)

>>40677254
are you retarded

>>40677254
>chadsexual for pooners
good bait

>>40677379
>>40677282
I'm not baiting.

>>40677379
Typical poon is autistic, high earning twink chad.

>>40677001
literally me

>>40677254
>low dose or no T usage (health concerns)
this really sells the bait lmao

>>40677748
Low t just makes poons look 14 years old for longer

>>40674469 (OP)
Poontwink, 10 years on blockers cause of early puberty, on anti androgens so he has female eunuch bodytype ( the most rare and beautiful)

>>40674469 (OP)
idk a guy whos similar to me in autism and will go to the gym with me
>t. biden

>>40677748
what's the point of getting with someone who will end up like Buck Angel with septic insides?

>>40674469 (OP)
they'd have to be very masculine in personality. stuff like being relatively unemotional and 'logical' about things, taking the lead in things, having edgier humour, not overly sensitive, not a bottom, etc. if that was the case i'd care a lot less about appearance. if they passed that'd obviously be a massive bonus however.

i'll admit i'm biased against ftms, in that i'm a lot more tolerant of men not having these traits, or even acting in ways i'd consider feminine (in a bad way)... i know that's shitty, but with cis men i know they're men already. they have to go out of their way in acting feminine for me to start getting squicked out by them. like, desu a lot of women who are called masculine still seem very feminine to me, just with stronger personalities than average and i feel like that's probably going to be the case with a lot of ftms?

>>40674469 (OP)
Voice doesn't sound pre-T, post top surgery or binds, black hair, has at least a little style, piercings, tattoos, etc, older than me and more experienced with life/sex/transition, 5'9 or under, smokes cigarettes, mentally ill enough to be relatable but is more confident than me, not chronically online in the tttt way OR the tiktok way, nice taste in music/films/etc., but this is just my taste in cis men too I'm realizing. Not actually this picky, just took "ideal" literally
>t. biden

>>40674469 (OP)
Repper gf who I can forcibly transition and inject with hgh/test in his sleep

>>40678309
I want togata so bad bru

if anyone wants a ftfemboy to forcefully feminise lmk

>>40678334
I need to be his ashtray dude

>>40674469 (OP)
>ideal pooner bf
That's basically me, although I am a virgin and not ideal at all

>>40678606
What makes you not ideal?

>>40674469 (OP)
Not a nigger that’s for sure

>>40678409
can i forcemasc u instead

Yeah can I get uhhhh
>Below 5'5, above 5'0
>Preferably light skinned or tan. Any race is good but filipino, latino, black, or italian preferred
>works out or does some form of exercise regularly
>fat ass and thick thighs
>Likes to dance
>T for 2 years minimum, already has top surgery
>no dysphoria anymore
>>40678636
Shit taste, no bitches

>>40678639
if it'll make you cum in me I'll let it happen

>>40678644
Just date a real nigger faggot at that rate

>>40678644
First one in this thread to describe me except I can't dance lol

>>40678654
>NOOOOOOO you can't like THAT!!!
>>40678655
If I wasn't already dating someone, we would be talking right now

>>40674469 (OP)
likes me
taller than 5'0

>>40678260
>having edgier humour
Dead baby jokes?

>>40679060
i guess yeah, stuff like that, though pure shock humour also isn't my thing. it's just men seem to be more into politically incorrect humour and also more banter. i've died laughing at times with women but it can still be a bit stifling, or more restrictive, and like i can't cross certain lines. i want that kind of male bonding as well as romance.

My ideal pooner BF is my current BF

>>40674469 (OP)
Tiny and flat, froggy voice

I find a lot of fellow ftms attractive but the ideal is masc and works out. I don't really care what he'd had done surgically since I find it attractive either way. Plus similar typical nerd interests so we can sperg out together. Also actually smart, I sound like a dick but most gaydens are genuinely a lot less intelligent than me and it's boring.

>>40674469 (OP)
A woman with short hair the average pooner basically

>>40674469 (OP)
probably as smart or smarter than me so maybe 125-135 iq and also good emotional intelligence, more masc than ftfemboys cus that's like the equivalent of a trans girl with a beard but not like hulking gymbro cus that's gross. besides that i'd just want to have common ground/common interests and to get along together well.

>>40674469 (OP)
My ideal poon is yaoi uke fujopoon who wants take multiple cocks at once in each hole

>>40674469 (OP)
my ex bf :(

>>40678627
>Not on t yet (probably won't get on t until 30s because I live in a transphobic shithole that is Russia) (still passed as a man on Dvach somehow)
>Half of the interests are fembrained as fuck
>Sperg and boring as fuck

>>40674469 (OP)
Clocky true crime hybristophile hebe weeb proshipper who likes the arts/science/humanities. Not obligated to be a partner really, even just a non friend I feel very comfortable with.

>>40680816
>non friend
*non judgemental friend
Bleh x_x

>>40679924
what makes you smarter than most gaydens out of curiosity

>>40678644
thats me but german american

>>40680839
they don't read about non-tranny topics or take an interest in things that don't affect them personally, that sort of thing. they get their political opinions assigned by whichever website they spend the most time on and just regurgitate shit

>>40681067
So you read new from Madagascar and scroll Zimbabwe news?

>>40680850
What's your exercise/physical activity of choice, anon?

>>40674469 (OP)
Sexy and strong, loves my big fat creek-wedding movie or monkey trouble-movie (my comfort movies/I'm autistic)

>>40679924
Hello..

>>40674469 (OP)
I’d like him to look like a guy, I guess. I don’t need him super model handsome or pretty, actually I’d prefer if he wasn’t. I just want him to look like a regular lean build dude, maybe a nice bit of scruff on his face. Hairy arms, legs, a nice happy trail and a bush. Top surgery would be great, keep the nipples ofc but the top surgery scars are pretty sexy. If it wasn’t obvious he should be on T, hopefully gotten that womb crap removed, or at least the ovaries taken care of. He should still have the front hole, or whatever you call it. That’s about it for appearance
Personality he should honestly just like me, like some stuff I like, be willing to hang out with me a lot, listen to my rambles and ramble to me, and put up with me being a wuss of a top a lot of the time. I can get pretty autistic so as long as he finds it endearing in a big masc guy that’ll be good. Idk that’s about my ideal, my real standards are a lot lower though

>>40674469 (OP)
hmm well as a cisf only attracted to ftms, he has to be the same/similar height range as me (5'1), look like a anime shoujo prince, light hair, give cheek kisses, and treat me as a princess. im up for volunteers<3 big plus if u live close to me so we can makeout

>>40678655
top or bottom

>>40674469 (OP)
> decently muscular
> takes care of himself
> nice hair
> reads books and isn't an incel
> has friendships with women and men
> funny, charismatic at least some of the time (doesn't need to be extroverted but is able to be good with people on occasion)
> bisexual
> is okay with misgendering me some of the time so we can roleplay a yaoi couple
t. bi mtf

>>40682037
>but the top surgery scars are pretty sexy.
Someone with top tier taste

>>40682457
It’s one of the main appeals of a trans man imo

>>40681067
tru af it sucks how i basically never see cool trans ppl irl even living in the most liberal state/area in the us. tbf i don't meet many ppl who are that interesting or smart anyways even in college, i don't mean to be an asshole and talk down about ppl i just wish it was easier to connect with smart ppl who have character development and have a spine

>>40682618
Yeah this feels like my dilemma, like dating apps would be a great way to meet other people but 90% of the people on dating apps just come across as like, vapid

>>40682758
yeah unfortunately with the direction society has taken a lot of ppl are now too uncomfortable having too unique of a personality bcus capitalizm and consumerism dictate culture and tries to be as watered down and marketable to as large of an audience as possible basically fuck billionaires almost every problem could be solved if rich people just died.

>>40674491
I'm interested in ftm predators

>>40682851
Last time I saw someone on here asking for "weird and unhinged people" I added her on discord and she got upset because I'm actually really fucking weird and she, quote: "just wanted people who watch obscure movies and stuff". Idk. Not gonna be salty because you can't keep contacts hostage (hehe) but I definitely think most people have much lower tolerance for nonconformity than they believe. Whether out of hypervigilance or just the current polarizing hysteria

>>40674469 (OP)
Looks like a scruffy werewolf. Greasy curtain bangs. Lifts. Kinsey 0-2. Christian and goes to church with me. Huge pervert. Autistic (duh). We watch horror movies. We write fiction and read it out loud to each other. Buys me flowers. We cook together. We go on a staycation just to snuggle in the hotel bed and he rests his head on my boobs.

>>40683201
How old are you

>>40683331
Preeretty old for 4chan n_n lol

>>40683201
drop discord ill add u

>>40677435
I think you mean
obese
misogynist
lesbian

>>40683378
Let me know so I can add you

>>40683201
just how weird we talking here
i wanna know the levels of based at play

>>40677075
this, obviously. I love men too much >:3 deciding between delicious hunky and cute twinks is too much for my weary heart to bear. as a beautiful, eccentric vampire woman I deserve both of them

>>40674469 (OP)
can i instead get a pooner wingman who's like short and sober looking to complement my tall and alternative vibes

>>40683800
like this sort of thing

>>40683201
ya totally, have had a lot of similar stuff happen to me 2. it's super hard to find ppl who are actually open minded.

>>40683800
what alt subculture are you?

>>40684405
it's just vibes, i flit between my goth and hippie friends and go to raves. i try and dress like a jojo character

>>40684449
oh i see, thats really cool. im more of a scene and mallgoth mix <3

>>40684827
scene is quite cursed, i can hecpect that

>>40684852
kek, ill be honest, scene girls are really toxic. its like such a passive aggressive culture still just like the 2000s scene kids. I had social media and everything before I just had to delete everything due to drama and shit in my local community. I moved to a big city now and I hope I can meet more alternative people with cool vibes though, I just don’t wanna come off as intimidating.
Im going to dye my hair fully black and trim my side bangs soon, Im pretty excited. I might get some cute tattoos <3 haha

>>40674505
I would absolutely love to date a FtM twink...monogamous handholding love

>>40682121
yes

whatever this dynamic is

>>40687672
fat mtf x skinny ftm would never happen desu

>>40674505
Erm why did my bf leave his gf for me then hehe

>>40674528

>"Whats your ideal trans man?"
>a woman

Shut The fuck Up

>>40675605

I need A Schizo twinkhon GF who Likes Being feminine & submissive & A little Bit Of mysogeny But its impossible To find One that Sees me As Male you have To be minimum 5'8 to Be Attractive as Male.

Nobody actually Wants A pooner. They want Women. Twinkish female Rapesleeves. its over For any FTM that Actually wants to Be Male.

>>40682037

>He should still have the front hole

Would Be based if You Didnt Fetishize his Sludgehole.

>>40688753
nah idc that much abt height i wouldn't want someone who is significantly taller than me anyways, there is hope for u to find love

>>40683201

im Not going to Ask for Discord or any Other Faggot shit But i feel Ur pain brother I Can never find A Girl to Match my freak Cuz people say Theyre "schizo" to Be Quirky & then freak The fuck Out when you Actually Have a severe Mental illness

>>40688835
fact. fact. fact.

>>40683553
>>40683592
>>40683753
Late reply but I'm 30+ chrono, neogendered, and polyparaphilic but grey ace with more than one mental and physical illness. Deep ecologist and don't use slurs but not inherently anti religion or nationalism if reformist/decolonial. Quasi realist noncognitivist. Anthro. My mother is elfkin. Very socially awkward and fantasy prone. A bit emotional. Sometimes I hallucinate. Sometimes I seek out friendships with sex offenders and I don't know why because I've also been assaulted myself

If anyone drops disc i can add but I'm kinda demoralized about friendship as a concept desu

>>40674469 (OP)
Ideal?
>5'5"+ masc
>strict top
>slightly muscular
>has top surgery or plans on it soon
>either a roachmoder or takes good care of himself
>autistic, get to ramble about our interests to each other
>actually wants to take the male role in the relationship
>will do my injection for me
>kind of incel coded
>not too sensitive but not emotionally retarded either
>possessive but in the hot way
but i am fat and a tranny so i don't think an ideal anything bf is in the cards for me until i lose weight tbdesu
>>40675605
>a bit edgy and misogynistic
based based based

a little bro that I can teach man stuff to, bully relentlessly and pump full of cum.

>>40691360
hi :3

>>40690043
>Sometimes I seek out friendships with sex offenders
I'm good no thanks

>>40691403
Fair. I just met a lot of them in suicidal circles and wanted to help them for some reason :/ I don't know why. People like them have hurt me personally and it's not like I don't try to help victims either. I just feel like if I don't do anything they'll have nothing to lose. Some of my friends killed people too. All were apprehended or did it long before I met them, but still. Maybe I feel they won't judge me if they're more extreme

>>40690043
>>40691797
damn you sound interesting.

I need a bf badly but he has to be older than 28
t. gayden

>>40691858
Sorry

>>40688814
Not fetishizing really, I just like sucking natural tdick

>>40692083
based

I've always taken this role with my boyfriends. It comes very naturally somehow. Guys like big tits on their face what can I say? Sorta ashamed to be a domtop though because I don't wanna be associated with the creepy vomit inducing chasers, so I guess I'm down to bottom for the right guy. Maybe a hunky gym rat :3

>>40674469 (OP)
why is nobody talking about picrel? the couple is so cute u.u the cute boy looks like my ex situationship tho :c

>>40691339

1-1 Me but I need to Work Out more

>>40694441
hot

Someone should make a thread asking poons what their ideal partner is

>>40696860
be the change you wanna see

>>40693351
this has got to be one of the least erotic art styles I've ever seen

>>40682100
meee im in the PNW

>>40678329
digitaloceanz

message me please

>>40674469 (OP)
A femboy with a pussy.

>>40699387
Oops I thought you were talking about forced feminization mtf. You don't have to message me

>>40674469 (OP)
Short, hairless, flat, deep voice

>>40699407
>hairless
You want them to be bald?

>>40699969
Heair on head is ok but no hair anywhere else

>>40700015
Anywhere else? How does one achieve this? Doesn't shaving like that cost more time/money?

>>40674469 (OP)
>5'1 to 5'7
>Not fat
>Pale
>Androgynous body
>Cute or handsome face
>Longish hair
>Edgy
t. pooner

>>40700044
Just smother your body with veet and rinse it off

I know one trans man that got full body laser, thats expensive but he was making lots of money as a whore

>>40700107
>tfw you meet all the criteria but not pale

>>40700116
a whore, like a prostitute? Or just someone who cams online?
>Just smother your body with veet and rinse it off
Sure if you pay for it

>>40700125
Veet is not that expensive

And yes, he was a prostitute

>>40700355
>Veet is not that expensive
Thank goodness you're not a brokie and will buy it then

>>40691339
7 out of 11, height fails me once again

>>40688703
Not a woman just a dood that doesn’t feel like he needs to inject hormones and have expensive surgeries to be himself and is in peace with that.

>>40700568
so a trender??

>>40700595
Yeah sure whatever you wanna call it

>>40674505
It's ok as long as they're just tomboys
Tomboys were made illegal and alt girls are taught to poon instead

>>40688703
Nobody likes a small hairy goblin that holds female socialization axioms

Talk about a weird organism with no upsides

Sorry, poonahs
Get plapped and live out your "yaoi" relationships that way...

>>40700830
Everyone loves passing poon twink :)
Go be bitter fag somewhere else

>>40700360
I don't buy anything to people I don't know. Post your face and body and I decide are you worthy of veet

>>40700830
I love ftms you're just a fake fan with shit taste and no bitches

>>40674469 (OP)
Beautiful, thin, intelligent, tall

>>40700397
i could date shorter, but it makes it harder when you're 5'11"

>>40700830
cope