Thread 40689057

qott: what is your favorite lesbian clone high ship
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>>40689057 (OP)
idc about that kinda thing. does anyone else here like fourwheeling? i really miss it

i have weird feelings towards my mom

>>40689356
Sexual or emotional?

>>40689399
both

1 month on diy hrt, injections 50mg of testosterone cypionate every Saturday and my voice got noticeably deeper, my clit is twice as big and I got hair growing on my stomach now, these are all changes I've always wanted but isn't it happening too fast? I always thought I wouldn't notice anything until 3 months in but people I met last week were already shocked when I let them listen to recordings of my voice pre t, it's all going so well that it's starting to worry me. Should I?

>>40689356
>>40689413
same

>>40690455
Let me fuck your pussy little dood

>>40689413
>>40689356
oooooooooooo please rub your vulva with your mom's vulva and queef incestuously

goddamn it why did the other one get deleted

>>40689057 (OP)
Can you retards stop making god awful threads and QOTTs?

>>40691643
>>40691595
just get through this one and then someone else can make the next thread
i dont mind when the clone high autist posts in a gen thread but i'm sick of every ftmg being themed around his autism

>>40691595
It didn't, it just fell off the board because the last reply was over 10 hours ago

Why are pooners are obsessed with cartoons made for quirky tumblr chicks?

>>40692250
because we are quirky tumblr chicks

>>40692265
speak for yourself

>>40691643
i think they're good

>>40692250
Alt question-
Why are these cartoons unappealing to cis men? I've watched my fair share of male dominated media, but cis men act all scared of stuff girls like. What's happening?

>>40691643
i'm not retarded
i'm just unique

i wish i was gay

>>40692401
I wish I wasn't. I got drunk and made out with a guy for the first time last week and I got so pissed at myself that I have insomnia now

>>40692593
Why did you get pissed over that

>>40692593
i love girls but i know i'd find a partner faster if i was gay. im so fucking lonely

>>40692754
why not dykemode and date a lesbian

>>40692771
bc i'm trans. i've also been on T for loke 2 years so i look like a man

>>40692599
As a trans guy I find nothing more humiliating than loving a cis guy
I got nothing against gay t4c couples and don't think less of gay trans men but for some reason my brain can't let me do that

>>40692802
That’s interesting, is there a particular reason for it? Is it just the majority’s general attitude? Or is it a physical thing?

>>40692791
mtfs are desperate cows just dm any random whore and you can get a gf

>be me
>khhv
>it's like 3am
>pang of loneliness kicks in
>arrange 2 pillows lengthwise so that they sort of resemble a body pillow
>imagine it's a cute girl
>wrap my arms and embrace it while laying on top
>whisper "i love you" and such to it
>begin to thrust and hump while i hold it tighter
>end up stripping because the sensation of the pillows on my skin feels much more intimate and nice. also because im sweaty
>30 minutes go by
>get a sudden sense of self awareness
>end up breaking down mid thrust
>get really fucking embarassed
>take a cold shower to rinse myself of shame
>clothe myself
>go back to lovingly cuddling my pillow gf
what's the point of dating when i can just do this?

WHERE IS KING V

>>40692062
>i dont mind when the clone high autist posts in a gen thread but i'm sick of every ftmg being themed around his autism
yea its obnoxious. like a spoiled child wanting all of the attention
>>40692250
clone high wasnt made for quirky tumblr chicks, pre 2020 it was like venture bros (in terms of reputation) but unfinished

>>40689057 (OP)
Im girlmoding today with my packer under my skirt I feel like such a little trap, why did god have to shape me like a fuckable girl and give me the mind of a degenerate male, I must seduce my cute tgf

>>40692997
waow... ftm grinding on me..

fine... bully me all you want... it's not... *sniff* it's not like i care... i... i was just trying to help the community i love so much... but... i see now that my efforts are unappreciated... thanks a lot ftms... i hope you're happy...

Season 2 was so bad I didn't even watch season 3.

>>40693499
i don't remember what happened in any of the seasons

>>40693449
I wish there were gay trans men like this

>>40693509
Season 1 was the funny one.

>>40689057 (OP)
Making Frida Kahlo gay is offensive to my culture

>>40693484
are you cute, light brown, and pure of heart?

>>40689057 (OP)
I don't really watch Clone High but Frida x Cleo looks cute

>>40693529
Im bi at least, my gf was my bf when we got together. I think there's gotta be plenty of bi transmen who dont pass so they girlmode.

>>40693618
All but light brown. Sorry I'm ghostly white.

>>40693449
if this is real I think I just fell in love

>>40693637
>my bf was my gf
St4t is only real if you both troon i s2g

>>40693426
Fuuuck called out for liking venture bros....it's over..I even had a dream about it the other night despite not thinking of it in so long

>>40690455
Bazinga!

>>40693484
so cute… would love that.. too bad pooners aren’t real irl

>>40693663
Sorry im taken by the cutest giant woman ive ever seen!!! Im sure im a dime a dozen though and you can find another
>>40693684
This is the second bf who's turned out to be a gf ive had... I might be some kind of girlmaker. This one im keeping forever though, if she'll have me

>>40693698
I love venture bros but I feel like a lot of the episodes got really convoluted and weird. The sex jokes feel way too forced sometimes and make me uncomfortable, like the way the wizard talks about his daughter having sex with one of the bros

>>40689356
same desu

>>40693650
stay away from me.... foul beast....

hey chasers do you have that one photo of that one ftm with long hair and a neck tattoo who's in drag and he kinda looks like an androgynous vampire?

Im a 24yo ultra repressed ftm moving from the deep south to California next year. I'm thinking of finally starting my transition to male when i get there... My parents are supportive people but I still haven't come out because I'm terrified of being vulnerable. Is there any hope for me? Any other swamp dwelling pooners out here?

>had the dream again where I am force mated with one of the last few cismales on earth
>amab society has been decimated besides a few rare cases
>gov mandate to breed with your districts cismale while he is still capable of doing so

>>40689057 (OP)
i really like cleo and johana d'arc

i've been watching Family Guy and i like this two a lot.

>>40695452
I like this dream

How do you know if you messed up your shot. I think worrying about whether it was fully sterile is causing me more anxiety than anything

>>40696265
I never sterilize mine and nothing bad has ever happened.

>>40696265
Ehh if it's subq basically nothing will ever happen, if it's intramuscular then you'll at worst get a sore spot for a day or two

>>40692997
based. pillows are the best girlfriends(or boyfriends)

>>40695516
Same

>>40692997
Don't ever be embarrassed by yourself in your own space man. Alone time is a time of non-judgment

>>40693698
venture bros is great but it's one of those shows i'm scared to finish because then it will be over and i won't know what to do.

>>40695452
>again
anon why is this a reocuring thing for you

>>40695452
>>had the dream again where I am force mated with one of the last few cismales on earth
How cute was he

>>40687251
hi, i'm from the last thread. i understand if you did not want to talk. i have also considered the possibility of you being someone trying to maliciously bait me. however, i enjoyed our conversation and never had the opportunity to thank you properly. i felt very isolated, and still do, but it was pleasant to talk to someone who i felt understood to an extent. i wish you the best, thank you

>>40692819
i am not sexually interested in mtfs

>>40692819
Not true it's always "nooo you live too far away" and "nooo you're eight years younger than me" and "nooo I won't be your mother that's weird"

>tfw qt girl hanging out sick on your couch playing MH with her tits out while you take care of her
Lifes not so bad

constant rape fantasies

>>40693449
agamp trans men are a very real type of person and deserve respect

i am an agp trans man. in private with hot girls i act like a transbian stereotype -- shit like "awawawa puppy need snuggles :3" and when i look in the mirror and im alone i squeeze my tits and thighs and think about how fuckin hot of a foid i have in front of me

would totally fuck a detrans version of me

but when i'm not being a pervert i have suicidal levels of dysphoria and i only ever jerk off to the idea of topping women and have been that way ever since i started jerking off as a kid

trutrans agp pooners stay winning

>>40697499
I'm lucky shes into consenual noncon cause imaging how extra weak she'd be while all sick has me extra horny

>>40697591
Not truagp unless you post pics

Post breedable cute vaginabois!

>>40696432
this episode was so crazy. still can't believe its real even tho i watched when it released lol

>>40693449
>>40697591
Based

>>40697721
you got me there however i don't care about being truagp or not

>>40697796
thank you i am based indeed

>>40697796
i love you bro but this is a terribly unflattering picture

>>40697192
>"nooo you live too far away"
Incomemaxx and adopt a NEET mail-order bride?
>"nooo I won't be your mother that's weird"
…Never mind that probably won’t work for you.

>>40697871
Ouch, appreciate the honesty anon. Its hard to look flattering in 90+ degree heat

>>40693449
you must be forced mated NOW to preserve this mind for future generations

cut open

>>40698233
?

>>40696606
>>40696850
idk it just happens, usually the dream ends with the afabs that have been successfully bred being kept on a severely strict diet and daily regime because humanity has collapsed so badly and for whatever reason a lot of the pregnancies never come to term because of the disease or w.e that spread. There isn't really any conflict in these dreams either because afab run nations have an agreement to ship their surviving males to each other to keep their gene pool rich.

why are ftms so breedable?

>>40698308
Giwtwm

>>40698308
fuck...imagine the paizuri...

>>40697796
how long have u been on t and when did you notice the most fat redistribution

i want a gayden twink to suck on my pecs which is why i go to the gym

>>40698547
hi

>>40698547
Me too brother

>>40698552
when i get my pecs back to optimal thickness you want the first taste?
>>40698614
i'm mostly straight but if there were a gayden twink who liked short hotheads with muscle and could power bottom i'd kill for that

>>40698758
God I wish there was a power bottom gayden twink/otter that was into me, what I would do for that…
I’m not really a short hothead myself though, I’ve been told I’m a real big teddy bear/gentle giant type of guy

>>40690455
My voice dropped on my second shot. Clit growth happens in the first few months, too. Hair might be explained by your genetics if the men in your family are really hairy. Everyone's timeline differs.

That said, make sure your doctor is sending you to get your levels tested frequently in the beginning. You want to start off low and ramp up slowly.

I've thought I was bisexual for years and years. Felt really solid in that. I felt like my sexual interests were kinda...quirky, but I mostly chalked that up to being kinky and let it be.

Someone recently asked me if I'd date someone asexual, and I was like, "hell no," but I ended up going down an internet rabbit hole on the topic and came to the shocking discovery that I think...I'M actually ace?

I desperately wish I had not googled anything. I hate everything about this. I already stressed a lot about how the way I feel about sex has left my previous partners saying, "it feels like you don't really want me," and apparently I actually fucking didn't and didn't realize it was missing. I thought my revulsion over certain sex acts was just hang-ups that could be fixed. (Except recently some of that revulsion has gone away and that's actually WORSE, because I've realized I still don't like them and am just willing to do them out of service instead of ending up liking them.) I didn't need another fucking dating handicap. And ace people are peak levels of obnoxious, and I want to slap them every time they jump into some random discussion of sexual dynamics with their unrelated two cents. There's no community on earth more "17 Tumblr genders" than fucking asexuals.

This just answers too many questions for me, though. I've been near-suicidal on and off for a long time about why it always feels like I can't reciprocate certain sexual feelings, and this would explain it too neatly.

I want to unknow this, and now I can't. My last hope for "fixing" what's wrong with me is gone. Km.

>>40698758
yes
>>40698768
i am right here.

>>40698541
4 years, started at 31 now 35. Maybe year 3?

>>40698308
Would.

>>40699270
Please wash your hair

>>40699035
Being ace isn't so bad there's plenty of people who are also ace and date. The might be Tumblry but hey you've probably got the least amount of sexual predators in your demographic.

>>40697796
>>40698118
H-hot...
How do I get a Femlink bf?

>>40699035
i'm not fully ace because i have a very autistic fetish, but i can relate to this. while i can't see myself ever having actual sex, i've done some non-sex things out of wanting to please someone else before, like erp. i still feel bad for my ex because she was sweet and i loved her, but in a different way than she loved me. we later discovered we were both meta attracted and transitioned into each other

>>40700033
well, i know she at least had physical & sexual attraction, and she transitioned to look like a skinny e-girl version of pre-trans me. she seems happy and we still talk occasionally

>>40697192
St4t people ain't never gonna find each other

>>40699975
Bro that is washed, its naturally curly so I straighten it
>>40700016
Be hot red head Ganon or qt princess Zelda

>>40700500
>tfw you're a Tingle

>>40700519
Tingle goes in the cuck chair

>>40700524
Nah, Tingle canonically fucks bitches.

>>40700531
Many bitches but not Link

I have been awake for almost 24 hours and I'm barely tired. I had one cup of tea at 3:30 PM yesterday. Should I just commit to an all-nighter?? Also, what the fuck is wrong with me??

>>40700500
Cute!

>>40700605
actually yeah fuck it all nighter it is

All autistic FtMs are one of two types:
- like if a Tumblr girl was a man
- like if a man was a Tumblr girl

>>40700639
This is the most retarded thing I've ever typed but it just popped into my head and I had to post it.
I'm type two. A man that's a Tumblr girl.

Stop posting disgusting women and shitting the thread with your usual afab nonsense.

Post attractive afabs instead!

Yo, why do you get your titties chopped by hacks that leave you with gross scars? Haven't they figured out a way for you lot to destroy your magnificent boobs without leaving puckered slice marks? Like internal stitches? Can't they do it more like good tier boob enhancements? Would pec implants work? You know, to make them boobs more man shaped instead of the mess that seems to be the current trend? What about just doing the weight lifter thing and waiting till after the T shrinks your chest puppies to coin purses and then get them altered?

Always bugged me seeing them concave or uncanny valley with that bulge under the scar like a bridge that got cut off near the shore so you know there was supposed to be a structure there

>>40700990
Honestly, mastectomy scars are one of the most attractive traits of a FTM hole.

Like, it always allows us to tell that you're a AFAB.

>>40700639
>I mostly get along with ftms because I was a boy that was tumblr girl (t. mtf)
At last I truly see
Im still on that website because literally everywhere else is objectively awful. I just want to see pretty pictures and posts about esoterica or history

>>40700998
No they aren't. They're a great big neon sign that your surgeon sucked.

Not even trying to be down on you guys seeing yourselves as dudes. But if i get cosmetic surgery, I don't want it to look fucked. Shit, I've had a bunch of regular surgery and none of it looks that bad. Like I said, internal stitches. More work, but at worst they look like seams or folds in the skin and weren't angry red or purple for years after.

Maybe surgeons just do it out of spite cause they hate damaging boobies. Seen a bunch of reduction scars that look like shit too. They should look into it. Maybe if they removed a bit through the nipple, and used a mesh to shape it internally laparoscopic style, then gave you one of them cosmetic nipples, then they could hide the scar a bit better.

Though it might look funny if you had a chest like you lifted, but noodly arms and shoulders. Back to the vision board on this one.

>>40699270
oh god there's hope for me

>>40700033
I'm really kinky, which is why I think it took me so long to figure this out. I just thought "I'm not vanilla" to the fact that so much of vanilla sex grossed me out. There's plenty of things I find sexually exciting...apparently, people aren't one of them. Now I finally get why I kept getting, "I don't think we're actually feeling the same thing" from people. Thinking someone has pretty hair isn't sexual attraction, I guess.

It's really upsetting to me, because I DO want to feel the same things. My experiences with compatible kink has taught me that sharing sexual things is a better, deeper intimacy than just fucking cuddling. I don't want a relationship without sex.

I feel like I've spent my whole adult life struggling to connect better with other people sexually and not knowing WHY it's such a struggle, and now it's like, "surprise fucker, you can't!"

>>40701069
But I love mastectomy scars on ftm twinks. They out them as little breedable AFABs, and it's lovely.

>>40700990
>>40701069
No. There is not currently a way to remove breasts above a certain size without the "gross scars." There are actually several techniques that can avoid the scars IF you're small-chested enough. But not if you're too big.

I was on T for years before top, and it did virtually nothing to "shrink" my breasts. I don't know where you'd get the dorky idea that it does much in that regard. I was the same cup size when I went for top as I was before I started T.

Surgeons also generally don't want to leave breast tissue behind to go cancerous, so they don't just "reshape" shit.

>>40700998
Stuff like this is the primary reason to get chest pieces to cover them. I'm not personally bothered by the scars and I otherwise don't like tattoos, but I hate being outed to retards more than I hate tattoos.

>>40701150
There is nothing wrong with being AFAB, you know that? As long as you're attractive, slim, and not mutilated by testosterone.

>>40692997
>pang of loneliness kicks in
lol, AFAB wouldn't survive one day as a man. Do you holes unironically think that you're lonely?

>>40699256
>i am right here.
I must apologize anon, I am cis

>>40701150
>dorky idea
Weightlifters and body builders mostly. Though i suppose that's not just T on its own, but massive fat reduction cause it's feeding muscle growth.
>go cancerous
You guys still on that, huh. Hasn't it been like a decade now that it's been clear that the chances of breast cancer remain constant. You're not more likely to get it than you were before transition even if they leave it. And if you were going to get cancer, you'd still get it after removal anyway cause it's cellular, including in the nipples and whatever grows back. Same with that whole hysterectomy thing with people thinking more than 5 years of T meant crotch cancer.

Don't seem like a solid idea to use fear of cancer to justify scooping out innards more than necessary. That's like circumcision to prevent aids and phimosis. Though at least you guys generally get asked first.

>>40700990
Luxury surgery is reserved for upper class citizens only if you don't have the budget and you don't want to live with scars you'll have to settle for less

Am I the only one that thinks the scars are genuinely attractive

>>40701356
I agree. A ftm hole without mastectomy scars is like an angel without wings.

>>40701342
I suppose so.

Pretty lame that there is tiers of surgery though. Should at least be an acceptable standard higher than "jobs done"

>>40701373
Not you, you’re weird

>>40701356
>>40701373
Scars are a sign of damage, they become attractive when the stories to earn that damage are attractive. Otherwise it's not attraction. It's pity or a retarded savior complex.

The guy who finds his way into my bed because the ghost of his former female self is restless and demanding control of the parts she left him, has got all sorts. The self harm ones or injury ones aren't attractive, not that I dislike them. Sometimes i sympathise with them and i kiss them to help alleviate the psychic pain attached. But the ones he got being a bad ass? The ones he got living? Even one he got being a goof.. Those are attractive.

>>40701540
I agree, honestly maybe that’s why I find the scars so attractive. I think there’s something incredibly sexy about working so hard to become more masculine

>>40701356
I love any and all scars. Yes, any and all scars. Car accidents, animal attacks, scratching from bites, combat scars, self harm, surgical scars, even little scars you get on accident. Top surgery scars are A tier scars, just below the S tier Killmonger style scarification some Africans engage in.

>>40701570
I guess I take that for granted. It's not that i don't believe there is no effort. Just seems like it's highlighting that they weren't themselves beforehand. I'll raise a beer when they hit a milestone to acknowledge the effort, but I'm still of the mind to just treat people as their regular selves when they're being their regular selves. So i don't make a big deal of it.

It doesn't make me popular with people that need that validation, but i find it serves for people who just want to be themselves and have more trouble with people marking them out as different.

It's me. I hope you're resting well. I'm sorry for making you feel tired and for causing you to be upset. I love you and will be here if you return. Lots of work I need to do first. I cherish you dearly and I mean that.

>>40700033
>we later discovered we were both meta attracted and transitioned into each other
One of the purest forms of love two people can have for one another.

>>40701703
They're still the same person they're just trying to be more comfortable

>>40702026
But anon
Boobs = different person

>>40701912
I cannot even imagine how desperate someone has to be to even look at this worthless, obese woman. Like, I would unironically rather die than even touch her.

>>40701260
>Hasn't it been like a decade now that it's been clear that the chances of breast cancer remain constant.
Horseshit. Cancer is a numbers game. It's why women with a severe family history of breast cancer look at prophylactic mastectomies. If you were very genetically prone to it, you'd probably be wise to skip the nipple grafts and just get medical tattooing done.

Has nothing to really do with transition increasing or decreasing the risk; everyone has a risk of breast cancer. If I'm getting chopped anyway, why not remove as much of that possibly-cancerous tissue anyway?

Whether or not you get a hysto should depend on your family history. If there's a lot of cancer, yes, you should probably use transition as an excuse to go ahead with it (especially since you'll be done with nonsense like periods). If you have a major family history with heart disease, you'd probably be better off keeping it if you can live with it (because a hysto increases the risk).

There's a lot of cancer in my family and zero heart disease or metabolic syndrome. Needless to say, I took the option of getting a hysto. I had severe endo, fibroids and cystic ovaries, too.

>>40701174
You know that dragging other people into your fucked humiliation kinks without consent is gross, right? Enjoy misgendering kinks all you want, but do it with people who agreed to it. Posting this shit to people who didn't agree to engage in it with you is like going to the grocery store in a gimp mask.

>>40702395
>Like, I would unironically rather die

>>40702424
>You know that dragging other people into your fucked humiliation kinks without consent is gross, right? Enjoy misgendering kinks all you want, but do it with people who agreed to it. Posting this shit to people who didn't agree to engage in it with you is like going to the grocery store in a gimp mask.
This is not a fetish, this is who you are. Sorry to break it you you, but you're AFAB, and your only value lies in your looks. If you mutilate your body, are fat or ugly, then you are basically worthless to society. So stay being a ftm twink.

>>40702424
>You know that dragging other people into your fucked humiliation kinks without consent is gross, right?
Insecure men believe grossness = masculinity

just watched weapons, it was awesome
everything in the house felt like cregger's b-roll for his upcoming resident evil movie

>>40703356
Nice. Now you can show us your vagina.

>>40703356
The movies coming out this last month have been too good. I hope we get a prequel.

>>40703644
What kind of cosplays

>>40703559
really? i think it's good to leave them as they are.

>>40703644
You need a real man to satisfy you and your womb.

>>40703504
>>40703990
>"Anon, you're weird... I don't like this date..."

>>40700609
Thanks
>>40701079
There is always hope

Is this mtf stupid or am I being rude?
>be her, sick
>ask what meds she wants
>says she doesnt know
>offer her dayquil or to go buy her some
>"where are you going?"
>bitch wherever you want, you said you need meds tell me what kind
>she pulls out her phone and starts googling
>waiting.jpeg
>she calls the pharmacy and tells them her symptoms
>asks the pharmacy what to get
>comes back and tells me robitussin
I'm just dumbfounded anyone under the age of 75 would call and ask a pharmacist what to take for a COMMON COLD. It's not like shes never been sick before
She also once called her bank to ask how much she made at her old job which is already crazy stupid to me but also she never made deposits of her paycheck regularly and would sometimes wait months so how the fuck would they know?
I'm afraid I found a dumbass

>>40698118
Wow you have giant tits that could never pass as gyno. Unmistakably female milkers. This isn't a femboy it's a desperate walled hag cunt who just wants men to jerk off to her again like they used to.

>>40703356
Sup thong. How's your cunt?

>>40703934
Leaving it as it is would be fine. I just spiritually relate to the antagonist, so I want to see more.

>>40704666
>spiritually relate to the antagonist
anon...

>>40704525
They are pretty nice and top surgery is expensive so I make myself fap material before they sag too much more and I chop em

>>40689057 (OP)
i'm reading blood meridan and the judge's baldness is whatever overall but the thought of having no eyelashes in the desert really fucks with me.
surely a lot of sand would get in your eyes right.

I found it. The post. I unironically believe this post could put an end to ftm transgenderism on a mass scale.
>>40704893
Especially important for you.

>>40704530
>>40701373
>>40697727
The way chasers speak reminds me of George Bush's retarded cadence, or perhaps of ESL jeets

>>40704929
Shut up bio dildo

>>40704943
KEK
i've been avoiding this thread (and board) because the quality is so shit rn

>>40704947
You make it so obvious that this post made you realize that you are defined by the hole between your legs which has no other purpose except for me to put my penis inside. It reduced you to your fundamental purpose.
>>40704962
Seethe wet cunt.

>>40704929
>a vagina is only useful for sex
You have a meatstick between your legs that exists for sex and nothing else. Every animal's genitals exist for sex and urination. I honestly assumed the average chaser was slightly smarter than this but I guess I was wrong.

>>40704978
Penises are for conquering your cunts and for fucking babies into you. They also help define male dominance over cunts. Your cunt is to pleasure dicks and not the other way round. There is no "empowerment" in being fucked for you.

>>40704962
hello my pal gloves

>>40704965
Technology has made your only biological purpose obsolete and you come here to sperg about it. Get over it and fuck a pocket pussy

>>40705021
Cunts get upset and jealous when we fuck pocket pussies. Cunts would probably commit mass suicide if men actually stopped putting their dicks inside their pussies en masse.

>>40704990
You are literally useless. A penis is easily injured or fractured from sex, and being kicked in the nuts can cause permenant infertility. The only thing you're useful for is creating a kid and that doesn't even require a man's physical presence (see sperm banks). If a girl wants pleasure she can buy a horse dick dildo that doesn't whine for blowjobs, has no refractory period, is thicker and longer than her arm, and shoots out litres of cum lube. Most of the best orgasms I've seen girls have come from toys or machines instead of a physical penis.
>inb4 WAAA COPE
It's true and you know it lmao

>>40704929
I have vaginismus. Literally even my vagina independently disagrees with this post and blocks penises from entering with no conscious effort on my part, kek.

Also, vaginas are tubes of muscle. They aren't tubes of muscle solely for the sake of a penis (that can be satisfied by a hand, a hollowed-out squash, a gust of wind, etc.); they are tubes of muscle for the sake of pushing out a fucking newborn baby.

Even when trying to be superior and insulting, chasers and phobes own themselves by forgetting the "basic anatomy" they're trying to lean on as proof that their stupidity is supported by reality.

stop feeding the troll dear god

>>40705074
Cunts can easily be pinned down and overpowered by even the weakest males.
>>40705079
>"muh cunt don't like your post!"
Classic dumb hole thinks her cunt is special and superior. If cunts are somehow superior to cocks then how did cocks physically plough cunts all throughout history. Ftm holes will claim to be men until the minute someone says "hey maybe holes aren't perfect and maybe they were actually built for our cocks" they start screeching like any cuntbag. It's so easy to coaxe out the feminazi side just by acknowledging material reality.

>>40705074
>girl
Ftms acknowledging they are cunts when it suits them

>>40705059
Please shut up and go find out. Make us all seethe and only fuck robots

>>40705197
Your gaping clits, pussy and assholes can't cope without the pleasure neurons from a big fat dick fucking you. You are bug brained cattle only capable of imprinting on men and forming interests based off whichever penis has been inside you. Dumb roasties like you couldn't handle a day without knowing we want to use your holes. If that went away, if men collectively lost interest in your holes you'd lose it. You'd attempt to destroy male society or off yourselves because attention from males is what you exist for. No more happy pleasure neurons from cocks.
At least you knew my post was directed at you when I said cunts.

I think I might've scared the roastie toasties out of their safe holes only space. You think your holes are too good for me.

>rapidly running out of fat to do subq
I don't wanna do IM fuck fuck

>>40705493
where did your fat run to

>>40705493
You won’t have to, trust. Might need to change locations thoughever.

>>40705493
How about you just don't take T and accept your destiny as a bug brained hole built for male pleasure?

>>40705324
I dont see an outcry except from pathetic men like you begging for a hint of puss even from a transman cause you are so desperate. You are upset because women out there are using bigger, better, vibrating dildos instead of missing your dick. Cry to your robot gf pocket pussy about it

>>40705509
Away
>>40705510
I don't want to start doing it in my stomach because my organs are there. However there's nothing on my thighs or buttocks so I might have to use my upper arms

>>40705544
>buttocks
Heh. Take anything else up there?

>>40705561
Shit?

What are /ftmgers/ having for dinner? (Or whatever the next meal is in your timezone.)

>>40705915
leftover chicken and biscuits

>>40702424
>horseshit... then goes on to essentially agree that you're cutting on the -chance- it will help all the while downplaying that each of those surgeries comes with their own risk and drawbacks comparable to the drawbacks that the surgery was done to remove.
At the end of the day, it's a personal choice and i respect that. But the certainty of your reasoning is a fallacy. You're just trading risks and side effects depending on which flavor of fix appeals to you. There aren't any silver bullets, cause that's life.

No, I'm not saying you shouldn't have made the decision you made either. Or that others shouldn't make the same. It's your body, have at.

Shame medicine and tech hasn't progressed further though. Would be nice if the choice was purely cosmetic and changing out a body part was as simple as changing clothes. Think that's why i like cyberpunk 2077. Though no doubt if we reached that point there would be assholes that fetishize having cyber junk or home grown stuff to annoy everyone with.

>>40705915
broccoli cheddar soup :D

Also, wtf did i walk into. I have a sleep, some nice breakfast, and now people are debating ftm dudes are happy to lean on being a fem when it suits them socio-politically?

Jeez, let me at least finish finish my coffee.

>>40705915
I had bacon lettuce avocado on toasted foccacia for breakfast.

The coffee is a flat white made with Italian crema beans in my stove top espresso maker cause I'm a basic bitch. There's a couple shots left of you want one, but I'll have to warm some more milk

>>40699270
shave
n
plap

>>40706222
Trips of lies
Bush is superior

>>40705933
>>40706127
Delicious.
>>40706203
Always impressed by people who can do a “proper” breakfast, I usually just grab a protein bar. Hope you enjoy.
My family (Italian) still uses a stove top espresso maker as well. As much as I appreciate the offer, after I started stimulants I decided to give up caffeine for heart health. That is, except for when I’m drinking, which I acknowledge is also the worst possible time I could be consuming it. We all have our vices.

>real dolls and sexbots are finally getting advanced
>can’t use them because it would just be pushing silicone into silicone
I suffer

>>40692250
I just think he's...neat

While anon was whining about holes and vagina I obtained 2 extra cis m concubines to play seme/uke with

>>40706475
With certain penis extensions I can still feel the sensation of pocket pussys but it is silicone on silicone. I've gotten big enough to use small ones directly tho

>>40706788
giwtwm i wish i had a harem but my bf wants to be 'monogamous'

>>40706817
Having a boyfriend is 100 steps ahead of the trolls here

>>40706799
>gotten big enough to use small ones directly tho
I am cursed with the shit around it pinning it down to my body no matter how big it gets. Would need a release for that.

>>40705119
I don’t get why people acknowledge bait

Did anyone else cut a hole in a stuffed animal and fucked it

>>40706927
I’m addicted to conflict. I spent an hour today arguing with someone about whether it’s legal to smoke weed on your porch in Washington DC. I’ve never even smoked weed or been to America.

>>40706945
No, but when we were kids we opened the butthole of a 1m pikachu stuffed animal and put gerbils in it

>>40706475
I have a titty onahole, fuck it with a strap. Get a bump cushion: https://rodeoh.com/collections/cushions/products/honeybunch-stimulator-cushion-purple-with-10x-rechargeable-bullet-vibe

If I had the space and money for a sex doll, 100% would get one. But they cost a fortune, weigh a ton, are hard to hide, etc.

>>40706401
It's a rarity cause times are tough and i wanted a reward. Usually I eat like a raccoon cause stress and time doesn't allow for anything good.

Even the coffee is a rarity cause stimulants too. Though this particular way of making coffee spoiled me on other coffees. Which cut down on my intake.

>>40707271
That’s so fucking gay and emasculating I’d rather die than grind against some purple sissy bitch nubs
I’ll just jack off to increasingly violent hentai like a normal person

>>40707323
They used to have a black one. I'm guessing that one was more popular for obvious reasons. Regardless, it's tucked inside harness underwear. Neither you (nor anyone you're with) can see it.

I've never been a fan of AFAB-aimed sex toys frequently being pink/purple, but also...how fragile is your masculinity that you can't own a single thing that's fucking purple.

>>40707323
Nta idk anon don't know it till you try it.... It looks fuck

>>40707323
other brands like uberrime make grinders too and with more texture, they have an alien one

>>40706920
he's a very sweet boy but i want atleast a threesome at some point

>>40706922
Damn have you tried pumps or even some underwear with a hole
>>>/b/
>>40707323
How about dragons and shields?

>>40707834
Nice link retard

>>40708010
I'm high af >>>/b/938421073

>>40701069
>>40701150
i was a DDD before top surgery. i'm 2 years post-op with internal stitches and i think overall the scarring is looking really good. the only complaint i really have is i think he left a little too much skin on the right side but i'll see how it's looking in a year before considering a revision. big boobs is not a death sentence when it comes to scarring

Question for other people who got top surgery, how does it go if you have big fucking nipples but you're nearly flat (As if you never finished puberty). I always worry it will make me look strange.

>>40707361
Pretty fragile, I don’t have a dick

>>40708294
you can get a nipple graft done even if they're small

>>40708214
They did alright if it's not altered. Good scar work and they managed to keep some of the shape so it looks more natural. They did some good work.

>>40708393
i got a lipo procedure done alongside it to make sure the shape is natural and masculine rather than just boobless, too. genuinely my only complaint is when i'm hunched over theres some sagging but only if i'm purposely giving myself poor posture

>>40708214
why do you have no areolas

>>40708325
What do you mean

You're a woman and there's no changing that. You just became more horny and edgy because of the testosterone but that's it.

You just need a big strong man to come along to show you what it really means to be a man.

>>40708451
idk they were too big so it probs would have looked weird. ive considered getting areola tattoos but it doesnt bother me enough to bother

anyone in the US got Aveed covered by insurance

>>40708214
Your surgeon did a good job, but desu I'm not that much more impressed; either way, it's obvious that removing large breasts is going to result in large, traumatic scars to your chest. It's still pretty visible on pale skin. (And like you, I didn't really get chest hair, so there's no hope there.) I'm guessing you probably also can't do anything about the way they're indented. Personally I got mine microneedled so that they're not raised, so I'm happy with that...though if someone is prone to really bad keloid scarring, maybe they'd be a lot better off with what you got vs. the usual methods.

Regardless of whether my scars looked like yours or the way they are now, I think I'd still be looking at tattooing them. So no real difference to me, personally.

>>40709111
i was gonna look at injections for the one indent but again its the least of my worries rn

>>40704962
Nobody cares. You're a worthless obese woman that causes instant vomit reaction in everyone.

If chasers looked like this I'd like them more. Unfortunately they all look and act like betas.

>>40705174
Mowi sie że kobieta bez bolca dostaje pierdolca ale facet bez pizdy chyba tez dostaje pierdolca ja pierdole

>>40704929
>"I unironically believe this post could put an end to ftm transgenderism on a mass scale"
>posts the most dysphoria inducing shit ever thats gonna make them want to poon out even more
are we retarded

Is this gloves? Found on r/RoastMe posted 3 years ago

>>40709906
what the fuck is that handwritting

>>40709892
I don't think the decision to transition should be driven by hatred of being a woman rather than real desire to be a man.

>>40709892
People posting this shit lack theory of mind. They are legit too retarded to project out the effects of words and actions on the internal states of others in the future. What they posted made them horny so they physically cannot conceive of it not making other people horny.

>>40709939
It isn’t a decision dummy. May as well start screeching any time a fag says vaginas are gross.
>bwuhuh I don’t think the decision to be a homosexual should be driven by hatred of women rather than a real desire to love men
Kill yourself as soon as possible.

>>40709965
>I don’t think the decision to be a homosexual should be driven by hatred of women rather than a real desire to love men
This is also true though.

>>40709892
Identifying as a man doesn't somehow remove your cunt.
Also isn't it interesting that ftm holes here self identify as pooners. A word that reduces them to their fundamental purpose, their cunt. Ftm holes know their place as cunts and acknowledge this by calling themselves pooners, poons. They call themself a word that means vagina.

>>40709983
Did your mother drop you on your head as a baby?

>>40710023
What's wrong with my post then dumbcunt?

>>40697796
Fat walled busted roastie toastie. I bet your husband is disappointed.

Gosh you liddle doods are sooooo tiny and cuteee I just wanna grab you and mushywushy your little tiny dood cheeks

Liddle pooners NEED a big trans girl mommy to take care of them you're just too smol and tiny and cuteeeeeeee

>>40709924
Ask gloves.

Soooo tiny and liddle and cute

Sooo liddle and cute just like a girl except ur a boy!!!!!

>>40710041
>>40710048
>>40710054
These are the words on Main Street when John 50 comes to town.

>>40710042
She always has such a sultry feminine look

>>40709906
congrats on finding a pre-t pic of me! i was severely depressed from not being able to physically transition until 2023 so i unfortunately acted out a lot
>>40709924
it's always been borderline illegible, i didn't have a frame of reference for writing left-handed as a kid, and also i just have autist handwriting

>>40710092
Glove would be a pretty attractive roastie if she lost weight

>>40709983
Have you considered going somewhere like r9k? I believe they'd be more receptive to your free-thinking and unique ideas

>>40709983
>Identifying as a man doesn't somehow remove your cunt
thats not what you said. you cant "put and end" to ftm transgenderism by making out being a woman to be something retarded, worthless and pathetic. thats gonna make them cling to the trans label and their identity as a man, retard.

>read blood meridian before bed
>have unsettling vivid dreams
>wake up at 7am
>can't get back to sleep
let's all do our best today everyone

>>40710098
You didn't need to transition. You needed a better diet and a good man to take care of you.
>>40710105
>"We are totally real men but we need our safe holes only spaces and you need to get out!!"
>>40710109
Identifying as a man doesn't make them not included in this picture. It's about any cunt. It makes them acknowledge reality and what they were made for and makes them submit to real men. This probably made some ftm holes question themselves.

>>40709882
Najlepsi są chłopcy z cipkami. Chłopiec z cipką nie dostaje pierdolca, on jest pierdolony. Uwielbiam ftm twinki

>>40710124
Speak english cuntbag

>>40710130
>CUNT CUNT CUNT HOLE HOLE HOLE
is this seriously the best you've got

>>40710101
>>40710123
https://voca.ro/1jSGKYjEyck3
i have notable body & facial hair now, and i'd rather kill myself than bounce on a dick or detrans

>>40710123
>It makes them acknowledge reality and what they were made for and makes them submit to real men
literally everyone in this thread is arguing with you and denying it. your post had the opposite effect
>This probably made some ftm holes question themselves.
if this made anybody question their identity then they unironically need to suck it up and detroon because imagine being that easy malleable. imagine changing your life trajectory because of a retarded anime pfp post on twitter or bluesky or whatever the fuck this is

>>40710136
It clearly makes you seethe
>>40710150
The female bug brain is unironically as feeble and malleable as this. It's purely driven by the pleasure you receive by being fucked by a fat cock. If chad tells you to detrans, you do.
>>40710137
Why are you posting voice recordings at me? I don't care if you took roids and got a deeper voice or a big bush it doesn't remove the cunt between your legs that is your entire purpose, it doesn't remove the female brain that only exists for pleasure, that has no sense of purpose or drive like a man.

>>40710171
i only have sex with women and other ftms

>>40710130
I'm a biological man and a ftm twinks/tomboys enjoyer. I love these little bonus hole boi

>>40710178
Fat bulldykes like you need to be slapped into submission. You try to act tuff but you'd be no match for a man's strength. The average Joe on the street could completely dominate you. You just think you're too good.

>>40709906
how do people find stuff like this

Remeber to not give attention tho this obese woman. She has no attention irl, snd she literally feeds on your replies.

>>40710226
this is proof that ftmg is a barren wasteland. gloves, flux and g dont ever do or say anything even mildly interesting and we still have 30 schizos stalking their every move

>>40710261
that's what happens when you post face on 4chinz

>>40710038
Disappointed that he doesnt have a shorter refractory period

Can we post some ftm twinks? I love these bois.

>>40710276
Dumb slut

>>40710261
Gloves pretrans and Gloves on test are two separate entities in my mind.

>>40710318
Stop calling them twinks and bois. Don't use their retarded language. Call them cunts and holes.
>>40710276
This hideous roastie whore thinks she's attractive enough to post her pictures all over the internet like this. She somehow thinks chad will notice and fuck her raw.

>>40710391
he barely changed

>>40710400
Gloves pretrans was a violent schizo

>>40710261
someone in this gen once said something like "being a trip on 4chan isn't good, it's like being the most attractive person in the mental asylum". which is true.
the mentality is basically >>40705125. you're the most "interesting" thing in a very boring thread and as a result people with literally no life start becoming parasocially obsessed.
i guess it could always be worse though. you could be degen. ::shivers::

>>40710424
>"being a trip on 4chan isn't good, it's like being the most attractive person in the mental asylum"
mental asylums arent that bad desu you gotta watch less movies about le scary schizos

>>40710440
i LITERALLY watched 12 monkeys i know everything

>>40710422
I doubt this. I think she made it up to sound macho.

>>40710461
imagine never having to be institutionalized. total normalfag death

>>40710424
>it's like being the most attractive person in the mental asylum
Except none of the trips are attractive, just mid and ugly whores and people only care because you have gaping clits

>>40710475
gaping clit sounds horrifying

>>40710475
how can a clit be gaping

>>40710475
>gaping clit
?

>>40710474
i never was but i was close once

>>40710424
This cunt thinks she's attractive. She thinks chad wants her holes.
This is the reason people like Flux trip. Because she thinks there's a chance she might get attention from chad and he might want to fuck her holes.

>>40710488
>but i was close once
that shit dont count i had to be dragged there

>>40710501
when people say stuff like this i imagine they drank every bathroom cleaner they could get their hands on or tried cutting off their own legs or something

>>40710501
>>40710523
i was spoken to by an emergency psychiatrist for 4 hours back in high school trying to convince him i didn't need to be involie'd. that was in 2017 iirc

>>40710558
Nobody cares. You're obese and hideous worthless woman

>>40710393
But they identify as boys. As long as ftm is slim, not mutilated and attractive I can call him a boi.

>>40710594
>chaser infighting
i dreamed of this day

>>40710523
i was homicidal not suicidal
>>40710558
thats literally nothing

>>40710523
Jumped into the river when i was younger
Managed to convince the dude i just slipped and fell

What makes ftms so breedable?

>the real tranny hater is finally back
oh my god

>>40710489
Dont you have a robot gf to go fuck?

>>40710393
You're 100% not gooning and crying that you cant even get failed woman pussy

>>40707588
I just cheat as nature intended
>>40707834
>paw
>lower jaw
>shield
>tentacles
>Bowser shell
>dragon head
I kneel before a true goon. Is that purple tentacle an ovi peen?
>>40710200
Gloves is secretly a sigma

>>40710809
cheating doesn't have the same appeal to me as a threesome tbqh
dream is to have a threesome with my bf and his brother. optionally a foursome wtih my bf and his brothers.

Stop spewing your usual afab nonsense and post breedable afabs

>>40710881
>threesome with the whole family
Holy shit this is pretty based anon.... I need to ask if any of these guys have brothers

>>40710907
the previous guy i dated had 3 brothers and asked me about maybe having a threesome with one of them and now the idea is stuck in my mind forever. he also looked exactly like his dad...
i don't even know what my current bfs brothers look like, i just like the idea of being shared with my bf's family.

>>40710809
Many goon options
>purple tentacle an ovi peen
Nah, just a normal tentacle but good for grinding on so it made the category of clit stim toys and some I forgot. An ovipositor is sorely lacking from my collection desu

>>40710098
>>40710200
I was just browsing through the subreddit. Searched for mtfs and ftms. It was a coincidence

>>40710939
I wouldn't get your hopes up... Some of us have fat brothers who love MOBA games and arguing on image boards...

>>40710993
i met my bf in a league group (from 4chan)

>>40711035
>>40711035
>>40711035

>>40711040
not bump limit yet bro

>>40712599
i think he's doing it before clone high anon gets in. just repost it when we hit bump limit.

Its becoming quite difficult for me to not turn on transwomen. It seems like transwomen, not all of them but plenty of them, are committing sex crimes and thinks similar, meanwhile the worst thing transmen are doing is being a little cringe. Sometimes I think we are holding ourselves back by not splitting transwomen and transmen into their own groups more thoroughly. Most transwomen I meet dont even like transmen. Ill say again this isnt all transwomen, there's probably just as many who are perfectly normal and dont do fucked up shit, but there's a loud minority of transwomen who are making shit worse for us and we aren't even transwomen.

>>40713566
The worst thing AFAB trans fannybois are doing is not getting pregnant

>>40713576
you converted me i found a vaginaboi I want to get pregnant

>>40713566
Why you psyoppin

>>40710501
I really want to go to one. I regret not going last year, I had at least four perfect opportunities that I wasted :|

>>40710137
holy poonvoice