Thread 40689274

squeak?

hot

>>40689287
Squeak >.<

hope ukrainian conscripts are treated better..

Ok this is the real me

Gorilla glue

You ain't gay. You ain't nothing.

b
Are l

>>40689344
trip, debaser! Trip!

>>40689344
ohio bros.. not like this

a
gee P

An even worse fate than death

>>40689369
i just checked the prev thread
my god! its ogre lol gghf

I hope slayer dies soon

>>40689380
You literally look like a flabby 50 year old

lets not start this shit, for once lets just have a nice peaceful thread

I'll outlive you

>>40689403
They always choose to reopen the wound, like thorny reopening the gaping wound filled with infected aids pus in his ass. Not my fault.

>>40689398
sexo, would!

troonsucker ur incredibly retarded...
i have worked with literal morons
i have interacted with disenfranchised nazis
with simpleton football hooligans
and
i have Never in my whole Life seen a man as pathetic and as insanely retarded as you!!!!
beatles real love

Waaaaah be nice to the annoying dickhead 40 year old waaaah

>>40689403
kek sorry bud ^^
its the first time i check gg before work...
but troonsucker is jelly as hell of me, saving my ass pixd so...
ill be going
peace, out

i dont even interact with slayer cos i dont click vocaroo links, so i have nothing to be mad about, you faggots listen to his vocashits like a podcast errday and then complain about him like srs?

>>40689451
He posts normally too and is always seething

Slayer is always mad about trannies imagine letting trans people make you mad

thread would be better without slayer and his page

>>40689430
https://voca.ro/1gEwlIZ5iC9M

>>40689469
World would be better without them too
Him not posting isn't good enough
He needs to fucking die

Dead brother should have been u

Woke up like an egg yolk

this guy bangs on your door, says ICE is after him and asks to hide in your home, what do?

Please stop spitting at me when I go outside, thank you

t. trans girl

>>40689588
hawk tuah

I hate you so much right now! I hate you so much right now! I hate you so much right now! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Have you ever tried the Marshmallow Trick?

>>40689430
why do you and slayer even have beef?

On to the next inevitable disappointment.

>>40689522
imagine wearing your tripfag name in real life on you shirt lmao

>>40689656
is this the guy you said you were going to marry a few weeks ago?

>>40689686
Yeah. I really thought he was special.

HAH I KNEW IT>>40689656
I KNEW HED SEE DAN FOR THE TRASHY SKANK HE IS

>>40689696
what happened? did his roomie get in his ear or something?

Dan is a virgin and a slut who stuffs her bra

>>40689653
It started when tho catfished me for no reason, leaked the disc cap and then tried to dox me, back before I knew who he was. I also told him to stop trying to dox hyacinth, because thorny sounded like a crazy stalker releasing info about hyacinths location. Thorny is perma banned from 4chan and uses a VPN to access the site for being a piece of shit.

I turned on location sharing like a week into our relationship because he was paranoid about me working at a bar and being tall and popular, and it showed me two blocks down from the bar I was at for two hours. He refused to listen or trust me even though I did nothing but affirm him. I didn’t cheat though. The worst part is the night got so out of hand that it’s impossible to fix. He’s already called me crying saying he misses me. Some people should not drink alcohol.

>>40689490
yikes

yawn

It showed me two blocks down at an apartment complex I meant, even though I was drinking Milagros shots hanging with my bartender friend. Apple Maps literally killed my relationship. I will never location share again.

>>40689711
slut. periodt.

I wonder if Samael died of Cystic Fibrosis.

>>40689723
He did they only live like 20 years max

>>40689718
You have to let him cheat 1 time to make up for you cheating.

>>40689530
I mean you do say things back to him that are just as bad, telling him he's going to die, saying you're going to show up at bucko's house and beat him up or kill him. The best thing to do is just not respond and act like they don't exist.

>>40689656
I love texts like this

I turned it on without him even asking me, as a gesture to make him feel safer. So why would I then cheat on him knowing he can see where I’m at? But he was blackout drunk on beers, not listening, being cruel, and seemingly not trusting me at all 6 weeks in. Now he will see how easily replaceable he was. Sad!

>>40689723
he was here like a week ago and was still alive

>>40689757
That's so creepy he even asked you to turn on location that violates your right to privacy sisma

>>40689750
>saying you're going to show up at bucko's house and beat him up or kill him.
When did that happen?

>The best thing to do is just not respond and act like they don't exist.
That's what i do but they are such passive aggressive faggots that try to provoke me. They're both doxers that try to run posters out of the thread.

Mr pancakes can’t read :(

>>40689742

Someone got mad at me because I kept sucking off dudes while we were supposed to be hanging out lol

>a Gemini promising forever
That is funny

at least Orphan is gone

I get along with Geminis

>>40689776
I don't know, might be remembering wrong but maybe you said it in a vocaroo when agitated.

>>40689784
He had looks finances and a damn good hole. I was being sincere. I thought I had the patience for his emotions on alcohol but he was so nasty tonight. He can be miserable alone, missing me,

>relying on a language algorithm for information
when can we round these people up and paint the streets with their grey matter (if they have any left, that is)

I farm Reddit karma for saying damn you shit with that thing on all the pictures of guys with big butts

>>40689802
people who tell me they "use ai" and think it mans something different than a long-form text retrieval search engine are retards and it's a good filter to figure out who is retarded

Dan is a monkey he should find his next boyfriend at the zoo xD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOeTyiTjy3g

i miss when people just posted good music choices

>>40689781
It was a joke dan. Offer him a threesome!

>>40689821
sounds like the cranberries but boring and made by a committee to produce inoffensive "indie rock" sound that can be played in coffee shops

Dan was bottoming for bbc he was made for bbc

>>40689825
Oh I misunderstood I’m sleep deprived and mentally and physically exhausted. I don’t want to go into further detail but his chances of fixing it are so slim.

>>40689821
https://youtu.be/4w1_Qe4CmQg

>>40689821
https://youtube.com/watch/B7UxoC0yKn0?si=C8DrUc0EFgucEWwq

>>40689832
I like it and that's all that matters. The cranberries aren't some music standard other bands have to excel or be better than just because they got popular in the 90s with 1 or 2 albums and haven't created anything relevant since then.

>>40689821
are you dying?

>>40689868
Well the singer is dead. They can't drop a new album without her.

>>40689868
it just sounds bland and unmemorable

>>40689880
tell that 2 linkin park

SURVEY TIME

WHAT MAKES A MAN HIGH VALUE?

>>40689875
aren't we all dying a little bit everyday

cranberries literally advocate against irish independence… eww

>>40689887
Big long and thick black cock

>>40689887
theyre under 23

>>40689880
they can get a new singer

>>40689881
i like bland and forgettable things, everything will eventually be forgotten

>>40689887
Pleasantly smelling feet

>>40689886
LP always had 2 singers in the band, but yeah it's whack to replace Chester with someone else and keep touring. I thought Alice in Chains sucked after reforming with another singer to replace Layne Staley too. You can't reply Delores O'Riordan or these guys with other singers. You can't replace irreplaceable people.

>>40689887
access to female holes

>>40689853
you should tell him how him living with his roomie affects you and how much trust and faith you have had to put in him to not think he's sleeping with his roommate

it's very odd that he thinks you were sleeping with someone at their apartment while on your work shift

if he does have a drinking problem he most likely is banging his roommate and the guilt is getting to him so he's trying to put blame on you

>>40689923
I know they’re not sleeping together. Just long time friends. I was never concerned about that. I do loathe his room mate though, one of the worst drunk decision hookups I’ve ever had. I thought the silver lining was meeting him.

I wasn’t working, it was a nearby bar on the same street.

No he just has severe paranoia and insecurity that I did everything in my power to assuage. I have no desire to be treated the way I was treated again tonight, especially after working 30 hours this weekend until 3am each night. Man he fucked up so bad.

>>40689887
estrogen, according to shiza

i want to be dominated by a top

Few people are ever as chinese as I’ve never been

>>40689887
1) he's christian
2) he doesn't abide in his flesh or desires
3) he will never have sex with you

>>40690011
The Bible doesn't forbid sex.

>>40690022
sex outside of a heterosexual marriage it does

>>40690025
Jesus didn't condemn gay people. I think if you're honoring God with your life, and you marry another Christian who is loyal to God and to you, that God isn't going to judge you 2 for having a normal love life.

Who least invented getting pumped in the dick?

>>40689274 (OP)
>they made the fag bag real

>>40690035
Chairman Meow

About an hour left. I can get home before traffic and sunrise, and beat RE.

>>40689952
no

>>40688819
Who is this guy?

>>40690111
Joe

wish i was in countryside with a chinese boyfriend, i could be his dumpling of joy

the chinaman fetish is just a ploy for shiza to get free chinese food isnt it

>>40690174
His wig... annihilated

>>40690141
He could be your pierogi that you carry on your back

jk i probably wont be able to have any boyfriend living in countryside away from big cities unless he could work remote but i just dont really see it and im at peace with that i think

>>40690174
i do love coconut crispy chicken...

>>40690174
Hes giving us actual rice chasers a bad name :(

Shiza is a Chiaotzu-esque character

thinking i might get drunk today. maybe in a different town

Cuz I'm all that you want, boy

>>40690034
it doesn't matter what we as humans think, Jesus is the Word, the Word is the Bible
you can't be a "gay Christian", you can have sexual attraction to men and be a Christian, but you can't act on those attractions, you have to deny your flesh
if you are sexually active and gay you are committing sin even if you are in a gay marriage or a monogamous relationship as the bible does not recognize gay marriage

Do you ever get a loopy thought loop in your head where it’s like “i just need to go be okay” but it’s over and over again and out of control?

Uh oh! Not good haha. Uh oh not good haha.

neighbors german shepard ran into our house lolol

>>40690222
Spread peanut butter on your hole

>>40690222
Shiza you got 222 digits which means you’re the new King of China. Congrats on the new doggo friend. Pupperdoggo doggo pupperino.

>>40690234
why are you like this

>>40690215
even if you are just lusting after men in your thoughts briefly or masturbating to porn while single, its all sin that is taking you away your innocence

>>40690215
This is the one issue that people get especially hung up on, and I think it causes a lot of turmoil and pain to people unnecessarily.

As a Christian do you think that you were not going to sin ever again for the rest of your life?

What would make this particular sin worse than the other sins that you are going to commit throughout your lifetime?

>>40690218
https://youtu.be/ddMwP9fIL3w

in my dream i saw him
the man without a head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2ZdeIKJA8c

>>40690249
I sin everyday, we all do... but we're called to turn away... and we all have that option when the sinful desire arises.. you have the choice to act on it or ignore it and say a prayer

>>40690215
based
i love christian men so much

Jesus was a post op straight trans woman.

>>40690222
These are the dogs that bite me.

>>40690264
When Jesus walked this Earth he chose to hang out with the prostitutes, the homeless people, the sick, the dying, he was not looking for perfect people are for people that were unwilling to admit that they were less than perfect. God loves you and has called you to Him during your lowest point of sadness and frustration. He's not going to abandon you because you're gay. I used to make the same mistake that you're making, by thinking that I'm never going to do this once sinful thing again. Salvation though Jesus Christ is permanent and forever and all of your sins past, present, and future were forgiven by the blood of Christ.

>>40690300
What are your thoughts on predestination?

>>40690278
good

>>40690305
I don't believe in it. The gift of salvation is open to every single human being as long as they ask for repentance from a truly repentant heart. I actually don't like getting into theological debates because I think they distract people from the gospel and trying to help people.

>>40690300
Jesus had isolated conversations with women who were involved in sex work, the homeless, the sick, the illl.. but all we know is he hung out with the disciples, he was not actively participating in sin he only wanted to heal and bring people the knowledge he was bestowed with...

>>40690300
Once saved always saved is a lie of Satan. You can't just repent and get a free ticket to heaven even though you continue to sin. You have to have faith and when you have faith yo turn away from sin.

I don't think Jesus was an actual specific person who lived on earth at any point.

gays are never sincere catholics its always just vapid aesthetic chasing, gays are alienated from the common man enough to hold more nuanced and esoteric views on the supranatural, this was the case even under universalist cath europe

>>40690343
it doesn't matter it's a narrative

>>40690343
ofc not, because he's a fucking JoJo character, you absolute DUMMY

>>40690346
catholicism is bullshit, much like Mormonism and other bullshit religions.. they tried to dumb down hell to "purjatory" and created their own doctrine outside of the bible

>>40690309
Bitch

>>40690385
wdym OT doesnt even have hell just sheol/gehenna

>>40690385
mormonism scares me, it feels like everyone associated with them is either a conmen or a narcissistic psycho, possibily both

confess your sins

Imagine if you could cyur gay for suckimoh DICK

>>40690404
people have tried to explain hell away by saying its just sheol/gehenna
but Jesus made it clear that there will be a final judgement and a separation of the righteous from the unrighteous
he said the unrighteous will be condemned to a place of blazing fire and utter darkness where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth
he talks about the unquenchable hell of fire in various verses
of course as humans we want to believe that eternal punishment doesn't exist or that there is a way out of hell if we are sent there
but these are just human delusions

>>40690433
>Jesus
so NT

shad m brooks is the only good mormon

sorry im middle class i just cant enthusiastically talk about this lotr tier shit i also dont particularly care for online catholics cause it stinks of larp from a mile away, the church is very important to me and i do more for it than you do with this stupid sperging

>>40690448
Jesus is in the OT, "the word" is Jesus
there are 100 or so verses in the OT that say "the word of the Lord came"
replace "the word" with Jesus as they're one in the same and you will understand the OT better

>>40690409
Im a bottom i hate cum in my mouth.

>>40690468
lol nice errata

>>40690466
>the church is very important to me
but cheesa, isn't being a transsexual a crime in churchland?

>>40690488
i think you are very confused about many things like statehood and basic terminology

>>40690498
maybe... but at least i'm honest

>>40690478
In the beginning was Jesus, and Jesus was with God, and Jesus was God. Amen.

>>40690506
again the discrepancy in economic class doesn't allow me to sincerely engage with this sorry

>>40690505
sure as am i

>>40690514
>sure as am i
come on :/

>>40689711
>>40689718
SCREAMING AHAHAHAHAGDFGSXDSGHSXAFFAHJVDKLGXFH MY HEXES HAVE WORKED

>>40690534
whats the dishonesty love

>>40690548
not about you feels sincere, it's kinda depressing :(

>>40690561
im not insincere im just dispassionate and very forthcoming about that

>>40689711
>called me crying saying he misses me
what a fat bitch! one more reason to dump him

>>40690572
>dispassionate
thats not what major depression is called lel

Would you fuck a gay ftm right in his pussy?

>>40690409
i shot the sheriff
>>40690300
AMEN! whens the rapture bud? do i need an invitation card?

>>40690234
her name is not Claudia!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUDi94fbuUc

i am genuinely fiscally leftist and socially conservative,
i genuinely voted for nawrocki in the presidential election and i intend to vote for law and justice in next parliamentary election,
i sincerely believe there are cartoonishly evil jews running things behind the scenes (something that is hard to wake up to because of just how cartoonishly evil it all is),
there are some things i had to grow up to and some pills i had to swallow figuratively and literally,
i can talk about these things sincerely irl with friends and family but itt we are all just irony poisoned freaks and im not retarded enough to care about appearing different here,
i am right now at my most internally coherent, i dont feel the same dissonances i used to feel in my views and beliefs
and yeah i am dispassionate im literally on SSRI

>>40690622
neither my psychiatrist nor my therapist believe im depressed, i may have any combination of autism, adhd, bpd and ocd, its unclear and i dont wanna spend money confirming anything rn, i am unhappy about my body duh and i suffer from a ton of anxiety but not depression

funnily i think thorny is the perfect example of someone without genuine beliefs lol

I have long covid and a big penis syndrome, doctors have diagnosed me and it’s big penis system syndrome deluxe

>>40690624
No i will watch them get raped by huge cocks tho bc i hate trannies <3

>>40690645
ehh u just see what i show u and how is that funny... it would be just psychopathic

define genuine...
...define beliefs even...

people as young as you usually pursuit self fulfilment or hedonism - u are rotting and escaping - looks like major depression to me, that u cant shake off

how is the thesis?

are you gays excited for the homestuck animu by vivziepop?

>>40690466
>>40690514
you know nothing about my economic class

>>40690650
i have big covid
and long pensi syndome

>>40690688
Whats homestuck

>>40690700
ok sweetie

>>40690703
shitty webcomic from the 2010s that was pretty much everywhere on tumblr

>it's depression
>it's anxiety
>it's mental illness


Maybe it's just how people are meant to feel because they're unrepentant sinners.

>>40690650
ooooh nyooo you poor thing let me kiss your big penis booboo to make it better >.<

>>40690687
>how is the thesis?
good now that dad is helping me, we have a chapter out of three
>people as young as you usually pursuit self fulfilment or hedonism
yeah not me im after peace and quiet now that i secured survival, my version of hedonism would be to just give up, go on harder ssri and be a veggie but i dont rly want that, i want my country house and my dog and to chill and play wow and learn new cooking recipes

I hate the sound of dogs barking fuck

>>40690716
i dont even have premarital or gay sex luv what are we even talking abt

>>40689656
Not to brag but I manifested this

i don't care how depressed or not shiza is, the shit he says about jews is just vile, no excuse for any of that

>>40690755
womp womp

>>40690740
>im after peace and quiet
cope and lying
animals dont work that way

>>40690769
uhh, im not into being a puppy boy LIKE THAT

well done, the beatles are all dead

>>40690702
Your pesni is short

>>40690782
I FUCKING KNOW!

Do you think she was so salty because her name sounds like "diarrhoea"?

>>40690779
your health is low, do you have any potions? or food?

I have a bad case of daria

Lately I’ve been eating from a big bowl of poop :/

woke up again wtf

>>40690790
wtf, you know kino???

>>40690747
I don't know, but I believe you do have confusion not from God but Satan which causes you to take estrogen

>>40690816
fair is fair

>>40690810
fable tlc or sseth?

shiza is a fat retard and agp

Hello, I hope you are having a good day

>>40690821
>fable tlc or sseth?
both, but fable in this situation, that game is just peak 00s culture

>>40690824
fat retard and fujoshi*

>>40690831
im a big fan of molyneux, really whimsical man

>>40690832
thats literally what i said you dumbass poland tranny

>>40690846
erm ogayy

>>40690858
quit posting chinks you fetishize

>>40690857
never liked this bitch, her fans are deranged

Why is it common for self-hatred people to be assholes to others?

>>40690865
since ur asking so nicely

our object of affection should be Jesus and Jesus alone

>>40690857
Covid ruined everything. Every single person got super into something and now hobby or interest has been flooded. Take taylor for example. She was highly successful before but when she had shows you would never hear about it unless you were interested. Now for about a year it was difficult to avoid hearing about her

>>40690857
gowns beautiful gowns but the gowns arent even that beautiful

Ive just about had it with the shenanigans boy howdy I tell you what

This is for you

Is brokeback mountain even good?

>>40690902
yes but not as a gay movie

>>40690902
It's stupid and boring as fuck.

>>40690902
I fell asleep after like 3-045 minutes and never watched the remainder of it

>>40690911
Aww :D

>>40690902
its kino mama peak even IT LITERALLY HAS HEATH LEDGER HAVING SWEATY STINKY UNDOUCHED COWBOY SAY GEX HELLURRR????

>>40690902
I haven't watched it :(

>>40690832
you can't be a fujo if you're not a woman, that's called a fudanshi

>>40690897
imagine the sound itd make when you throw it full throttle against a brick wall

>>40690893
slap the tip

>>40690925
im not using that term its retarded

>>40690928
Noooooooo

>>40690912
omg just like you <333

>>40690902
Sort of. I mean, its uncommonly realistic. It gets a little cliche towards the end but not terribly.

Honestly it made me a little uncomfortable afterwards because it sort of unintentionally created a contrast that highlights how so much other gay cinema is absolutely unrealistic dogshit. Its sort of one in a million that way.

I think it also sort of smacked gaydom in the face with the fact that in order to believe the story, you have to also understand that some guys who gay still make a normal life, and the story also contrasts those who do with those who dont. But the gay audience wants to believe the romance side of it, but to do it, you have to accept the premise that same sex interest and romance can be eternal even if the lifestyle isnt. Not everyone is ready to process that.

>>40690930
if the shoe fits

>>40690928
Excuse me, only MACAQUE abuse is tolerated here

I like to see fat niggas kissin’ each other up

i must have a boyfriend 7 years older than me

>>40690902
It would've been hotter and more realistic if they frotted instead of doing anal on a mono diet of beans with no access to a shower

>>40690956
Me and the Ukrainian soldier that dominates me after we fight

>>40690956
im proudly retarded

trump seizing power over dc is to insulate himself from his constituents as he's afraid of the epstein files being leaked and an angry mob coming to lynch him.

it's not: he's preparing to do something awful.
it's: he's already done the awful thing and now he's afraid because ya'll found out about it.

eep! D:

im not even fr abt the fujo thing anyway i dont read yaoi or collect bl pics or anything like that, i like guys and i watch gay porn that's abt it

>>40690948
>I think it also sort of smacked gaydom in the face with the fact that in order to believe the story, you have to also understand that some guys who gay still make a normal life, and the story also contrasts those who do with those who dont. But the gay audience wants to believe the romance side of it, but to do it, you have to accept the premise that same sex interest and romance can be eternal even if the lifestyle isnt. Not everyone is ready to process that.

What are you implying

>>40690961
But see, that reveals what same sex sodomy was through most history and most places, and why same sex practices have historically been less about sodomy and more about other peculiar practices.

The same is true of opposite sex oral sodomy. Fellatio and cunilingus arent such an appealing idea when baths are as proportionately uncommon as indoor plumbing. These are just realities.

However it offers reflection on the fact that same sex interest has been eternal even without the popularity of sodomy. I mean, consider: there are still plenty of tribal areas on Earth where the emergence of same sex affection in a physical form is no less prevalent or a phase of growth, and yet absent sodomy, finds other ways to express itself. There are still parts of the world where, in the absence of modern hygiene, the idea of routine sodomy, for lack of a better term, would seem absurd and beyond being conceivable.

Alas, most modern culture doesnt spend five seconds considering this, and we lazily assume things have always been as they are now.

>>40690985
kill yourself tranny

>>40690966
sex!!

>>40690970
they should call the Epstein files the mossad files imo

>>40690970
How awful. Just the idea that murders, assaults and theft could decrease due to increased enforcement must be a simply horrible prospect to even imagine. I bet thats what all that stimulating economic growth is about, just to deflect attention from a scandal. Everyone who gets a job or is spared from murder should be ashamed of benefiting from that diabolical orange jackal and stay unemployed and find someone to murder them to restore their patriotic dignity.

i fucking hate protogens >:(

does anyone else share the formative experience of being shown meatspin by a friend as a shock/joke but being turned on by it instead and having to act grossed out

>>40691050
OK so we're just being racist now?

>>40691024
u rly ate sis

>>40690989
I am just saying that for better or worse, pretty much the entirety of men who had an attraction to men, whether exclusively or in addition to an attraction to females, managed to find the ambition and felt socially moved enough to make a family and do not seem to have voiced any regrets about it, right up until some outsiders, the counter culture advocates, declared the basic social expectations of men were somehow unfair and that the essential function of raising families were of less priority than devoting youth (noticeably, and conspicuously) to the endless same sex flings we see today until they burn out in mid life and spend the remainder doubling down, coping, and trying to sell the same plan to the next young generation as some sort of virtue. This isnt a judgment, its just an observation of facts.

The movie is set right as that period in the US is ending, and depicts that contrast in the two characters value systems, which is the source of the romantic tension.

>>40691058
2 girls 1 cup for me

in the most biblical sense
i am beyond repentance
fame hooker, prostitute, wench
vomits her mind

but in the cultural sense
i speak in future tense
judas, kiss me, if offensed
dont wear a condom next time

>>40691058
I didnt understand it tbph. It seemed to resonate with straights mostly who reacted as though they'd never seen a dick before. There was even a forum dedicated to it that essentially was a source of shock-images and nsfw memes. Encyclopedia Dramatica might still have some reference material on it.

HELP THE PREGNANT CAT THAT MOVED INTO MY EXS HOUSE IS A WHORE AND PREGNANT AGAIN WTFFFF???? SHE LITERALLY JUST HAD 3 KITTENS AND WHILE NURSING SHE GOT PLAP PLAP PLAP IMPREGNATED AGAIN AND SHES ALMOST DUE WITH THE NEXT LITTER??????

HOW FAST DO THESE LITTLE FAGGOTS BREED???? HES GONNA HAVE 7+ CATS SOON LMAO??

I will destroy CalArts

>>40691091
meatspin came out when i was still in elementary school so the concept of gay sex was not something i had really considered at the time

penis

>>40691097
"be fruitful and multiply"
what a good obedient kitty
can't say the same for most gays...where's your children? :/

>>40691079
youre either trolling or severely mentally challenged with no media literacy whatsoever so im not even gonna dignify that shit with a response

>>40691097
Get her fixed for fucks sake, blyat

>>40691058
I don't even know what meatspin is and i'm going to find the YouTube channel to see what its about

>>40691116
spine
pines
:P

>>40691097
theyre river cats now

>>40691123
your booty pines for my penis to hit your spine

>>40691117
My ex was actually married for a while and got 3 kids with his ex wife before becoming a faggot a lot of gays and lesbians reproduce

>>40690961
There was a river

>>40691117
I have 5.

Can I get pregnant?

>>40691131
how did you know?

me gold, me gold

Gold is a curse. Its evidence that every time you look at it, you are reminded you are out of things to want and had nothing better to do with your money than buy hunks of metal as some meme racket that only barely dodges currency devaluation after a decade. You have to wait till the spot price passes the premiums. You know its a meme and yet you buy it anyways just because its at least fire-proof and doesnt have to be backed by some Jew. Contrary to marketing bullshit, its actually not that helpful in a SHTF scenario. But- for the moment- the government cant really track it.

Which could all very well change if we end up abandoning cash for CBDCs. As we speak, the government is cooking up an AI system that will pretty much be able to track everything bought and sold. So if you sell it, it sends up a giant red flag that someone gave you CBDC credits, and the IRS will be watching.

So it just sits around doing nothing except being hidden from the government. For now.

I will probably croak staring at it indecisively.

me gold, me gold
nobody gets me gold

>>40691119
Alright. When you are ready to show me the lie, shoot me a text.

>>40691147
no, faggots cant get pregnant

>>40691147
Yes you just need to let enough men cum inside you I suggest renting a little room in a gay sauna waiting naked in doggy position with the door open and letting anyone and everything breed you

>>40691154
>anyone and anything

Disgusting

>>40691137
what's their names? do you pay child support?

>>40691148
men are simple creatures

>"I can only imagine the loser who would wish death on people because of a thread on 4chan..."
Also, same guy, every week-
>"DIE BOOMER! JUST DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! JUST HURRY UP AND DIE!"

debaser is the idubbz of gaygen

>>40691176
yes but hitting spine with your penis from inside a booty is some dead space necromorph shit, bruv

so long gay bowser

>>40691191
who is anisa?

>>40691216
me

>>40691216
cdc

>>40691200
people want what they want bro

I have discovered the zoomiest zoomer that has ever zoomed

https://www.youtube.com/@Skinnykid011

This brainless wonder is a fascinating combination of self absorption on a level I didn't know was possible while simultaneously being breathtakingly clueless.

His whole thing seems to be being "homeless" in hotels as he vagabonds around asking Youtube for money to listen to him ramble and reminds everyone he is 19 constantly, apparently appealing to sympathy as though he were a child, and then spends his days finding and quitting jobs in between such adult man interests like comic book hero movies, skateboarding and watching television.

Yet he never seems to understand why his comments are constantly flooded with people calling him a bum, and then rages at them. Spectacular.

dad and me are gonna be assembling some shelves soon for the jar storage in the basement

I despise this city so much that I stopped reading or watching the local news because it just reminds me of how retarded the people here are and those who run it.

However now I have no idea what is going on locally.

But I am certain its pretty goddam stupid.

>>40691270
new york?

>>40691270
move to countryside :) i love countryside

I have to compose my online grocery order.

But I do not want to compose my online grocery order.

But I have to compose my online grocery order.

But I do not want to compose my online grocery order.

I have to do this every six weeks and like every other human interaction at this stage of life, it means I eventually have to pick up the phone and gently coddle morons who cant follow simple instructions.

I hate everything.

>>40691282
Sure, why not.

>>40691269
... to hide the money?

>>40691298
lol no its preserves and pickled things

>>40691269
For the cum jars?

>>40691239
bet he sucks a mean dick

Once in a blue moon, I make the new thread.

I could do it.

I probably wont.

But I could.

>>40691323
post hole

>>40691312
oh shut up

>>40691326
post hole

>>40691323
was gonna do it but you make it if you want it

>>40689376
it is inevitable, if you stay.

GET OUT

>>40691332
post hole

>>40691333
you can't play a post hole on a post hole dude, learn the rules

>>40691351
well guess what mimi I did

The only good things in Ohio is cedar point and bojangles

>>40689530
You sound ugly.

im getting a headache lowkey

>>40691354
And zoo

>>40691320
Hes straight but barely. He says he had one crush in high school (which he didnt finish) on a guy but only about making out with him. It was probably himself.

He went to a pride parade for some reason. He seems sort of socially spastic. His ego is beyond description. Its mind blowing hearing the narcissistic way his mind works. He is utterly clueless which is what sort of makes it funny, if sad, a true himbo. But he also has this maddening and terrifying way of rationalizing and justifying absolutely anything. He has the mental maturity of a perpetually angry 12 year old.

>>40691375
That last paragraph describes much of this board

if trump was really concerned about upholding law and order, then why didn't he call in the national guard to squelch the january 6 riots at the capital? he was still in power and had thr authority to do so. why does he now suddenly call federal troops to the capital?

>>40691337
Idw to really. It just seems like a chore tbph. I really try not to too early so it doesnt get split.

>>40691375
did u find his OF he said he has it in one video i remember from where he was posted here some time ago

>>40691353
>mimi
of course it's a tranny

>>40691383
fine

>>40691395
>>40691395
>>40691395

>>40691375
Himbos are nice selfless caring compassionate good men if you have a hint of narcissism you cant be a himbo shrimple as

>>40691413
>selfless caring compassionate good men
what are things that don't exist

>>40691388
I didnt look. He has a good face and hair but his body is skinnyfat ick. Plus, he has the personality of a broken sewer line.

>>40691379
Hes that sort that just shits on people casually and then just shrugs and finds a way to excuse it. He says his own mom called him a sociopath. But he is certain that he is one of the greatest people that ever lived.

To give you an idea of his mental maturity, he wants to own the entire Hardee's fast food chain just because he likes the food, wants to own the Celtics basketball team because he likes them, which is perhaps why he is going to Boston.

He also wants to be an actor. Mind you, he is a high school drop out whose grandparents kicked him out for not getting a job, never holds a job more than a week, and has no skills at anything whatsoever. But he is certain he is headed for fame and fortune while asking Youtube to keep paying his hotel bills and buy him trinkets so he can keep skateboarding and watching tv. Because he is "homeless" and "only 19".

He seems to also think that anyone who thinks he is a bum is gay.

opticsbros, i don't think this is a good look.

>>40691239
I could fuck him into being normal. I know it.