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bangers n mash

>>40693963 (OP)
skunk in hot

watching gay vlogs and realizing i don't think i want a boyfriend...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKZOARTWOC4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5h6jV17WDA

>>40693898
Not much to see desu
>>40693961
:(

>>40693963 (OP)
Bottle blondes dont count sigh

I tried gluten free pizza and it tasted kinda weird

>>40693979
why don't you?

is having a boyfriend supposed to feel like a best friend that you can get intimate with

>>40694012
I hope so

>>40694012
define intimate

>>40693963 (OP)
Thank you for this edition. This should lure all the dumb pretty boys into my twink trap!

>>40694012
What a boyfriend or just a friend means is different for everyone. You have to talk about that with your partner.

>>40694007
they seem like two brothers more so than lovers

legoshi is not good gay representation and i'm tired of pretending otherwise

>>40694052
oh lol, i didn't get that vibe

>>40693961
Someone is fat and jelly

Need a twink to sink my dink iykwim

>>40694025
sexual; not only platonic

>>40694091
you as usual?

>>40694052
>brothers
>boyfriends
Stop stop! I can only get so hard

>>40694091
i think swedes are jealous of our lowest muslim population in europe if anything but okay

>>40694091
name of left?

>>40694091
neither of them are real blondes, you can tell by their eyebrows

that girl is literally surrounded by sharia nigger rapists and you think there is a win somewhere in your post lmfao senseless retard

>>40694142
i dont think thats how it works
ive seen plenty of men with brown eyebrows and beards but natural blond hair

>>40694131
not everything is about muslims, shiza

>>40694160
omg right soooo sorry for caring about my country and continent

>>40694012
Even closer than a best friend more like a sibling that you fuck

Im bisexual but I hate women then im only date men

>>40694172
you don't really care, you just want to argue online

>>40694131
Perhaps but every Polish person I've met has a bizarre fixation on black people, including you. When France has its issues with the slave cattle revolt in Haiti, Poland sent ships to rescue the blacks. Poland is a ticking time bomb for other reasons. You seem to have no interest in Polish men, you only like non-whites. Over.

>>40694172
why bother arguing with westoids?

Young twinks with dirty curls that drive 90s shitboxes

>>40694181
>Polish men
should sex polish women and make polish babies

>>40694180
nothing i say should be controversial

sheißa malding about muslims while zhes a country bumpkin living with xir inbred parents somewhere in bumfuck nowhere

>>40694157
I was a natural blonde but it turned brown in my teens
this guys hair is the same I can tell
it looks chemically blonde in the photo you posted

>>40694205
post pubes

>>40694190
im not even arguing i just think its important to talk about the invisible war on europe funded by jews, i think europe is wonderful and i hate seeing once great nations fall off so hard

>>40694197
you should be worshipping a polish top's feet and sucking his dick instead of daydreaming about topping asian women

>>40694205
im pretty sure ur wrong

Shiza is basically cartman if you think about it

>>40694225
i genuinely dont have libido for that, maybe back on 100mg zoloft but 150mg did me in, sorry

>>40694199
born in warsaw, lived my whole life in a city, probably been to more countries than you, ghetto ass bitch

i still wanna fuck a dragon

>>40694234
cartman is based

>>40694226
perhaps but it doesn't matter anyway
he's 19 and already has a pregnant girlfriend

>>40694234
real

>>40694195
what about them stanky feet?

>>40694234
Kek so accurate
>>40694243
I know you spazz, that's why you should be bringing pleasure to a top instead of being a retarded bisexual day dreaming about femboys

i have long hair

frankly, i think shiza is just sad... no passion, no motivation, just vapid culture war mantras, if i ever meet him i'll give him a hug, though i doubt he will feel much if anything from it

Who remembers that one south park episode where butters dad is a sissy cumslut for bbc at the gay sauna >.<

>>40694284
pubic hair?

>>40694142
Eyebrows are usually darker tho?
>>40694284
Same. Its nice :)

>>40694303
no im not asian

Are chiropractors BASED?

>>40694303
got inches thats weave on the dick

>>40694293
>no passion
i like fantasy and vidya
>no motivation
ive made great progress irl and im learning new skill constantly and planning my future and my own business

anyway i actually melt from hugs when they actually happen

>>40694293
easy priviliged lives breed obese racist trannys

i did not have an easy life lol, ive been barely making it since middle school, i dont have a sob story for you though, yeah i live very comfortably stay jelly

>>40694334
>ive made great progress irl and im learning new skill constantly and planning my future and my own business
Praying for your success sheeza

>>40694313
My ex was a chiropractor these niggas make absurd amounts of money but that retard blew it all on twinks and cocaine he even moved a dealer into a part of his house for only 1k a month but he basically payed him to live there since he bought more than 10g of coke every month

>>40694394
thanks winonafag :)

>>40694394
are you racist too?

>>40694425
I try not to be

Do you agree that trans women are women?

>>40694434
Sure

>>40694314
post pic

>>40694434
No ********** are men ******** are men every single on of them will forever be men~

>>40694266
I'm simply not attracted to feet unless they're paired with pole or hole

>>40694507
high brow feet fan

Went looking for apathetic Russian twink porn and came to a video of twinks fighting with their shirts off. What a marvelous culture

feet are like spice, only jiggaboos overindulge

>>40694434
like, as in literally they are 100% identical to women "biologically" (quotations because different connotations and whatnot)? no.
but socially? yes

>>40694434
In the sense that I dislike them both? Yes

>>40694565
Why do you dislike women?

>>40694579
Too much like trannies

need fat Latino ass on my face

Anybody wanna come over and braid each other's ass hair?

Anyone in the tri state area tryna get freaky tonight?

>>40694675
im in the bermuda triangle tryna get sum

would you date a balrog?

would you date an amab non binary?

would you date a cis amab

>>40694675
wsg bbg pull up lol, nah fr pull up, pull up thooo, BITCH PULL THE FUCK UP I WILL BEAT YO AS

>>40694635
mine isn't long enough

>>40694698
no
>>40694704
if he was masc

>>40694364
Cis het cheeza

i worked at blizzard for 7 years

>>40694755
work on any game titles we would know?

>>40694735
Then obv the invite was not for you. Some people. Jeez.

is my footware gay?

>>40694800
Ew. Yes

>>40694807
great, i want everyone to know

>>40694800
yes, but not good gay

Need someone to tie me up, rub their feet on my face, and slap me for being a pathetic sissy...

>>40694819
fuck, what's good gay? i find converse look dumb on me

>>40694832
Bare toed. Like a slut.

>>40694832
how can converse look dumb on anyone. they're just generic shoes
>>40694839
stop being weird

>>40694839
I have sandals
>>40694857
they make my feet look big

>>40694688
yes do you think the one ring could have been destroyed by the fires in a balrog’s hole

>>40694901
maybe your feet are big
ps: big feet are a good thing in men

>>40694913
im insecure about it

>>40694807
>>40694819
whats wrong with it or sybau

>>40693974

blobby will still be posting this in the year 2050 from the convalescent home.

>>40694927
k

>>40694930
I still have no clue who that is

>>40694944
Blobby or paige? Picrel is paige.

the irony of my life is the best sex i've had was with emotionally unavailable men who would be terrible in a relationship but the good ones for a relationship are terrible at sex

>>40694954
yeah i know that but who is blobby

paige is a nazi?

>>40694967
maybe that says something about you and not men

>>40694970
Blobby is a weird info collector and stalker who changes its name every few months. Currently it's using fpd which you can find in the archives. It's tried to dox both me and paige before.

>>40694987
no, read it again

>>40695007
oh you are dumb my mistake

>>40695025
meeeeeeeeeee

My tummy hurts.

this is also my dick size for reference

>>40695086
i have the thinnest dick of anyone in the history of this general

>>40695085
that’s because you’re full of shit

>>40695098
Prove it. Post thenis (thin penis)

>>40695114
noooo its gross

>>40695086
stop posting your stupid veiny arm and hand...

>>40695121
Yeah I know. I wanna see it

>>40695130
no fag way
i dont wanna get bullied

>>40695112
Not anymore.

Someone please help.

>>40695086
Big strong meaty man hands

>>40695135
It's an intrinsic part of yourself you cant change. Any comments you just half to ignore. Post thenis so we can laugh at you and you can grow as a person by overcoming adversity. It's in your best interest.

>>40695135
>i dont wanna get bullied
Wrong

>>40695147
Try fresh ginger tea >.<

I love older mature women

My cats caught a mouse squeak >.<

Been working out recently and i lost weight :D

I love younger juvenile men

tired of deborah's woke agenda

.

>>40695183
he better be alright

Would you be mad if you dated a passing gay trans man and he didn't disclose and you found out later from his family?

>>40695221
I actually vored him

>>40694195
could have been me...

>>40695172
I wish I had some.
>>40695218
lol why?

>>40695180
Wrong thread
>>40695191
Proud of u
>>40695216
I will make you woke up to getting your little dick sucked

I didn't actually vore him

red: debaser is now irreversibly a passing trans woman

green: delta is now irreversibly a passing trans woman

>>40695221
Are you vegetarian?

>>40695233
I love you. Never change. What are you looking for in a bf? And is it cool that until you find him, I rim you in the back of your Volkswagen every couple days?

Missing out on older women
Couldn't be me man couldn't be me

>>40695265
Can I press them both

horny and forced to suffer cuz of it :(
>>40695265
green green green!

>>40695280
no, only one button works

is vore gaycoded

>>40695269
sry fren but its time to eepz
the signs are everywhere

why the FUCK is target absolutely slammed on a tuesday evening just moments away from a thunderstorm?
god I hate how fucking busy everything is now
take me back to covid

>>40695285
You want a Russian to dominate you?

>>40695298
Via the transitive property, yes. Vore = autistic and autistic = gay. Therefore vore = gay. Shrimple as

>>40695298
yes, because of bears and bellies and shit

>>40695313
how is vore more immediately autistic than gay from the perspective of a male

As life goes on I need a faggot to dictate my life said no man ever

>>40695305
Lol yeah my filter caught that too. It's not actually him, just a meme. Rq do you shave your balls?

>>40695312
I wouldn't mind...

I vore skunk

>>40695266
no

>>40695280
>>40695285
I will belt the pair of you

>>40695340
>I will belt the pair of you
pls do :3

breeding is the most joyous activity for lovers. cock is the greatest gift. praise gay sex uwu!!!
let the cum flow

stomach acid is the greatest gift

>>40695323
Nah it's actually me. You've just been ballblocked.

>>40695356
Hot guys vomiting in my mouth. Me dissolving in their stomach acid. Hnnng.

>>40695361
you get it

My boyfriend made fake crying noises after I refused to scratch his balls because he’s too busy fighting some giant monster in a video game. So I scratched his balls.

gex

i miss him

>>40695312
This is the kind of guy who eats a lot of fucking meat for protein, or just a lot of food in general for fuel, and you will be hearing it slosh around when you fall asleep together.

Guys with muscular bodies always have the wildest digestive tracts.

>>40695389
Is that bad? Coz that's me OK

if you really love your bf you'll eat his hole.

tired of that stupid fucking "my name is pink and i'm really glad to meet you" song

>>40695410
It's not me, I posted my skinnyfat self.
>>40695420
Disgusting.

>>40695426
ive not heard it, is it some tiktok thing

>>40695428
nothing sweeter than a juicy buss fresh out the shower

>>40695420
i don't have a bf

>>40695443
I dont know whats more gross between that and cum in the mouth.

>>40695383
say it

>>40695442
tiktok instagram whatever you name it its on some social media

>>40695488
...o-o-okay?

Gex is a 1995 platform game developed and published by Crystal Dynamics for the 3DO. Originally released in 1995, it was followed by ports for the PlayStation and Sega Saturn developed by Beam Software and a Windows version published by Microsoft. It was a pack-in game for Panasonic models of the 3DO later in the console's life. It is the first in the Gex series of video games, and introduces players to the title character, a wisecracking, television-obsessed gecko voiced by comedian Dana Gould, who must venture through the "Media Dimension" and defeat Rez, the overlord of the dimension who wants to make Gex into his new network mascot.

Gex was created by Lyle Hall in 1993 shortly after he had joined Crystal Dynamics, and initially followed a movie stuntman named Gecko X before being retooled at the advisory of lead programmer Gregg Tavares. The game's lead character was intended as a mascot for the developer who could rival the likes of other immensely popular platformer characters – primarily Mario and Sonic the Hedgehog. Initially intended for completion in June 1994, and later in September of that year, development of the game took 21 months, with time constraints and a limited development team leading to numerous production difficulties. Several features were cut because of a necessity to complete the game on time, but some of these features were later re-added by a team of developers who programmed several other secret features into the game.

It was released in April 1995 to largely positive reviews from critics; particular praise was aimed at Gex's unique platforming abilities and Gould's voice work as the character. The 3DO version of the game managed to sell over a million copies, making it one of the system's better-selling games. Two sequels were later released, titled Gex: Enter the Gecko and Gex 3: Deep Cover Gecko, with Gex becoming Crystal Dynamics' mascot for a short time.

>>40695449
because ur gay

did the catboy tranny cheat in battlefield 6?

>>40695475
mt dew code cum
it looks like coconut milk

>at a friends place knocked a giant knife down that juuuuust missed my foot
>outdoors for work in bright 95deg weather, didn't eat breakfast and forgot to bring water. Got lightheaded and swerved in the car on the way home
>just slipped cutting open a bag of catfood and threw my scissors into the wall
Anybody in the market for a clumsy brain damaged bf? I'm low commitment cuz I'll almost certainly kill myself accidentally within the year

Guys, I have to admit, as a former tranny who came here to find out how to live as a gay man you fellas were no fucking help at all and half of you should transition while the other half should detransition. I cannot believe that you sexless faggots are gay men. Thank you for reading my livejournal.

remember when alternative hypothesis e-celeb ryan faulke made a video of him jerking off and then it kinda disappeared from the web
sure wish I could find it

>>40695500
Get a life buggy.

>>40695502
My gay?

>>40695532
is it meth you smoke?

>>40695426
HEY! OOOOOooOO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFWXqLSr4ZM
>>40695525
what

>>40695525
Oh drats we've been found out by another undercover tranny. How did you get past security?

>>40695548
I could pitch my homeless tent on your forehead and invite a friend over for a combover sleepover

>>40695502
homophobic

Squeak >.<

>>40695558
I'm not an undercover tranny. I am a male (male) former male (male). I came here a couple of days ago asking if gays would be interested in a reformed enboobened male (male) and for other advice to begin being an hrt homosexual male. Also i asked for pornography recommendations.

>>40695599
get a pussy

>>40695591
in your dreams you fat simpleton

i gotta be honest guys, that new war of the worlds movie looks funny as shit, i don't get why people hate it so much

>>40695599
post boobs

>>40695610
I uh...do you mean get a woman or cut my cock and balls off? Because both are not...ideal...in being a homosexual male having homosexual intercourse in a long term committed relationship.

squeaks cheeks make me leak :l~~

If you really love your boyfriend you will

- eat his ass
- suck his nuts
- swallow his load
- lick his pits
- taste his neck
- play with his navel
- sniff his feet
- hold his hand

>>40695599
honestly for porn I just search cruising on any website

I should sleep now...
>>40695577
:)
>>40695599
you sound a bit retarded luv

>>40695629
he's a chaser so I assume the latter

>>40695619
It wasnt even bad. It was simplified and dramatized for stupid people but it was campy and dynamic and had some novelty. Ice cubes acting sucked comically.b

>>40695524
Tfw when no clumsy ungraceful ditzy vers top bf who miraculously survives all the predicaments he finds himself in

>>40695599
See the problem with this is paige posts here so much i just assume most trans posters are him. Post pic of you to distinguish yourself or forever be known as paige

>>40695633
i do all of those except the feet

I shidded and farded and it hurd a lot ;(

>>40695646
Post your pajamas please Sven i really want to see them, just a lil cheeky pic before bed

>>40695633
>- swallow his load
>- lick his pits
>- sniff his feet
these are gross

>>40695657
You don’t love your boyfriend

>>40695650
Worlds apart but only a screen between us...
Post socks

>>40695667
You don’t love your boyfriend

>>40695671
Gay love isn't real.

>>40695633
not even gay but i would do all of those things and more for my male crushes

>>40695633
things I did in college to men I didn't even plan on talking to afterwards

>eat his ass
>suck his nuts
>swallow his load
>lick his pits
>taste his neck
>play with his navel
>hold his hand

>>40695667
You’d eat ass but not pits or feet or cum? You’re weird. Very weird.

Yeah i mean i would post boobs and selfie etc. but the low effort regular posting is too faggoty. Which speaks to my point that you faggots barely qualify as gay youre just a faggot like your daddy

>>40695678
>not even gay
What are you then?

H&R Block really seems to want me. The district manager gave me a call, lol.

We’re all superchubs… on the inside

>>40695671
i don't have a boyfriend

if you dont sniff his farts you dont love him

>>40695375
Ts pmo like nothing else people seem to love men whimpering but it just makes me very very very angry I really want to commit fag on fag domestic violence my bf when he does the annoying fake crying and whimpering

>>40695684
cum is gross, and feet/pits are only interesting to people who like being degraded

>>40695687
Bog man init. Trannies be looking like this fella, saying 'everyone at the women's restroom told me I look like Hayley Williams!'
Absolute state of them.

>>40695667
licking pits is gross? are you even gay? i worship their pits especially if its sweaty

>>40695700
None of us do. Don't worry about it

>>40695599
You still havent posted full frontal pics so someone can give you advice retard

>>40695713
if you weren't mentally ill you'd see how stupid it is to equate your fetish with being gay

If windows 7 was so fucking good then how come nobody uses it anymore, huh?

you arent gay if you dont get turned on by a hairy muscle stud smothering you with his sweaty ass and farting

>>40695712
tbf why wouldnt gay men fuk wit dat kek

For the record, when a 40 year old German bottom living with AIDS tells one of you to post hole you do, and when I ask for a nice pic like pajamas you ignore me. Kill yourselves.

>>40695743
because they forced everyone to upgrade or pay big money

you arent gay if you dont let him use your body as a urinal

>>40695688
im curious if i might be bi but i think im straght?

>>40695666
>666
ok satan...

Men are very shy and protective of their feetsies

there must be some delusion that comes with fetishes because most men have disgusting feet

>>40695793
I feel like most feet fetishists are doing it ironically

>>40695793
They look cute when in socksies c:

>>40695807
you hope so

Why are hairy legs so fucking hot

like dragons sound cool, but how would you suck a dick with a massive lizard jaw full of sharp teeth?

>>40695834
it's the masculinity of it that does it for me

>>40695766
CUTE would cuddle with you. Being Satan on occasion has it's merits.

>>40695810
I feel really flattered when gay guys like my feet.

>>40695765
Squeak

Tfw when no footob ftom timurs petite feet

>>40695872
ok pog goodnight

>>40695914
night sven. sweet dreams

>>40695905
Those hooves would just mangle and stomp your weenis tho... Luckly I'm into that.

need swedish gfbf

gay coque plz

>>40695949
I don't have hoofs

tough crowd

I have a confession to make. I have never fapped to pictures of Jesus. I can’t do it. I don’t even believe in any religion whatsoever. In fact I hate religion. It’s all stupid. But for whatever reason I cannot masturbate to Christ. It feels very wrong.

This is surprising too since Jesus in your typical Christian artwork is kind of hot.

Reuben > cubano > BLT > steak and cheese > meatball. After that I'm kinda reaching but like a simple ham and cheese with a lil mayo is nice too.

why are we so bad at videogames compared to trannies?

>>40696023
Why would you even attempt that

>>40696026
Trannies are men. Gay are women.

These are my little feet.

>>40696028
Because religion is stupid. You shouldn’t fear the wrath of God for masturbating to Him. And yet for some reason I feel the wrath of God whenever I consider it.

>>40696041
This is literally you

>>40696026
It's like how certain fish adapt to being eyeless in dark caves

Hey how come nobody ever wants to see mr pancakes feet

>>40696044
Listen to what your instincts are telling you.

>>40696048
No, I'm a red panda.

>>40696041
Yeah I could cum on those

>>40696063
You're a I ALWAYS DISAGREE person.

>>40696023
I've fapped twice to Jesus one in an artwork where he's shitting out Easter eggs another in an artwork where he's getting fucked by Roman soliders on the crucifix

>>40696054
ok post them. $50 says they look like my big stompers

>>40696077
I hate you so much, foul demon

>>40696096
Lol bigger than mine even and i wear size 12 and walk 5 miles a day

>>40696113
How many is that In km

aaaaaaaaaaagh whats wrong with me. i reached out to an ex but idk why i did because it will probably only bring him pain

I'm getting fit bros... slowly but surely... this will get me a BF right?

>>40696118
Zillions

>>40696127
if you meet gay guys yeah. you probably dont need to be fit but im sure it will help

>>40695688
straight woman, no really

>>40696093
Omg if he can allow the holocaust to happen then he can take some porns being made of him and fapped to

Honestly Jesus invented so much evil if you believe he is God and then he gave us free will in your ideology so he must like us to partake in it

God should have known better than to give his three dimensional mortal flesh incarnation a hot body and a handsome face.

>>40696190
This he's literally asking for it

>>40696164
Stfu i and to beat you right now

>>40696072
I'm correcting

>>40696211
Jesus was made for bpd big pagan dick

>>40696185
Jesus was a Jew. Of course he was evil. Not as evil as Muslims though.

>>40696228
I agree because he literally was a bad person

Slayer whipping bucko for dancing with beagle. You love you see it.

>>40696228
if he was a jew, does that mean that muslims want him dead?

Beatles real love

I'm more negative on this board then anywhere else..... idk why. I'm very chill and easy going irl.

>>40696251
>>40696251
>>40696251

oh it snapped out of its coma to remember to post a beatles song. lol you'll be dead soon and no one will cry

>>40696235
this webm with sound is glorious, the squeels of the fatty getting whooped by his dad are hilarious

>>40696096
>>40696064