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Aoko No.40695708 >>40695714 >>40695954 >>40696622 >>40696736 >>40696757 >>40696766 >>40696788 >>40698893 >>40698996 >>40699175
Help what do I make
Ok my boyfriend is coming over for dinner tomorrow

I can’t serve him raw, dripping meat because he’s a normal person please help what do I make him
Anonymous No.40695714 >>40695723
>>40695708 (OP)
pasta?
Aoko No.40695723 >>40699393
>>40695714
With what sauce and what type
I know nothing about normal food
Anonymous No.40695811 >>40695943
pot roast, so good
Aoko No.40695943 >>40696344
>>40695811
I looked it up and that doesn’t seem very romantic, do you have any other choices?
Anonymous No.40695954 >>40695990
>>40695708 (OP)
Do you normally eat raw, dripping meat? Is he aware that he is dating a feral cat?
Aoko No.40695990 >>40699044
>>40695954
He’s unaware of my peculiar tastes and tendencies, yes

But I do plan on talking to him about it later down the line so I’m not forced to down disgusting stuff my whole life
Anonymous No.40696344 >>40696353
>>40695943
have you ever made your own bread?
Aoko No.40696353
>>40696344
No because it tastes awful to me, but is homemade bread something most people like?

If so, do you have any tips?
Anonymous No.40696622
>>40695708 (OP)
OK I'm gonna write you a simple, idiot proof and tasty recipe for spaghetti bolognese hold on
Anonymous No.40696736 >>40699715 >>40701555
>>40695708 (OP)

Spaghetti Bolognese Alla Anon

Serves four (just save the rest it makes it easier to buy for)

140g Spaghetti (two portions, you're only serving the bolognese for later)
500g minced beef, less than 5% fat preferred
Tinned chopped tomatoes
Parsley, fresh
4 garlic cloves, chop these beforehand or you'll be in a rush
Olive oil
Worcestershire sauce
Cumin
Coriander
Oregano
Fennel seeds
Parmesan

Okay so what you're gonna do is read the whole recipe first, get all of your ingredients out on a counter or a table, get a saucepan and your biggest frying pan out, and then start making it.

Put your Spaghetti in the saucepan.

Fill the saucepan half full with water, if you can boil it in a kettle first that'll save you some time but otherwise heat it on the stove until its boiling, a medium heat will do. Put a teaspoon of salt in for flavour.

While you wait for the Spaghetti, Put a drizzle of oil in your frying pan and then the mince meat and put on a high heat. If you have too much mince that's okay just use half. Break it up with whatever tool you use with your pan, a spoon or whatever, and stir it until it goes from red to gray to brown. It doesn't all have to be brown because you'll still be cooking it later but if there's no red left you're ready for the next step. Don't worry about how broken up it is, just do it until its not too lumpy for your taste.

At this point you might want to stir your Spaghetti around with a fork to make sure there's no dry bits at the top and to stop it's from sticking to the bottom.

Now, all your herbs go in

put a tablespoon each of coriander, oregano and cumin in with the mince and stir it around until its evenly coloured.

Now add the Worcestershire sauce, 6 or 7 drops will do.

And the garlic.

Give the garlic about three minutes to fry.

Now the tinned tomatoes go in with the mince, fill the tin a third full with water and empty that water in to the pan. This will get you a nicer sauce. Cont.
xvg No.40696757
>>40695708 (OP)
Pate
Anonymous No.40696766
>>40695708 (OP)
Maybe ask what he wants to have for dinner??
Anonymous No.40696788 >>40696823 >>40699132
>>40695708 (OP)
Congratulations, you've done all the hard bits!

You should have some spaghetti that looks edible and bolognese on the go!

Turn the heat down on the spaghetti to a simmer. This means there's bubbles but they're smaller than when it was boiling.

Your bolognese will need 5-10 minutes to reduce so use that time to grate some parmesan and chop some parsley, they're your toppings.

When the bolognese has a nice taste and consistency (try it ;) ) stir three tablespoons of the spaghetti water into the bolognese.

Strain the rest of the spaghetti and serve on two plates. Put bolognese on the spaghetti, put parmesan on the bolognese and then parsley on top of that

Voila you are a chef and have a happy bf
Anonymous No.40696823
>>40696788

Oh if you want a stronger tomato taste have some tomato purée on hand and at that in with the herbs, just a squeeze
Anonymous No.40696892 >>40699140
Go to the store and buy some salmon and make sushi

It's a socially acceptable raw meat to eat

Plus you look cool if you know how to make it
Anonymous No.40698893
>>40695708 (OP)
burger
Anonymous No.40698996 >>40699123
>>40695708 (OP)
>I can’t serve him raw, dripping meat
uh what
you can't just say something like that and not explain
Anonymous No.40699044 >>40699148
>>40695990
is this arfid-related? i think you should tell your boyfriend sooner than later...if he really loves you he'll get it. i would. don't make yourself suffer. you could always cook something for him and eat your meat yourself :)
Aoko No.40699123 >>40699134
>>40698996
Extremely strong cannabalistic tendencies that actively affect my palate
Aoko No.40699132
>>40696788
TYSM !!! Normie food recipe
Anonymous No.40699134
>>40699123
Aoko No.40699140
>>40696892
Ooh ty, I’ll be sure to learn to make sushi (though land animals taste a lot better because of the blood flavour and fat distribution) (potentially a worthy sacrifice)
Aoko No.40699148 >>40699180
>>40699044
Yeah but that’d be soo weird if he’s eating pasta while I’m lining my mouth with gore

Like that just seems like an abnormality which’d make for a bad first cooked dinner (and he doesn’t know yet I do have to tell him)
Anonymous No.40699175 >>40699196
>>40695708 (OP)
serve him human meat
Anonymous No.40699180 >>40699206
>>40699148
maybe next time. probably not a dinnertime conversation, but after you've eaten together, when you're hanging out or cuddling or whatever, maybe you could bring up how uncomfortable it is for you.
the way that you write about this seems almost deliberately provocative, though, like you sort of want people to think you're gross...for the record, i don't (think you're gross), but why do that? am i misinterpreting?
Aoko No.40699196
>>40699175
I would if I could nona
Aoko No.40699206 >>40699241
>>40699180
Ah, I didn’t mean to word it in a provocative way; my apologies for such a thing

As for making it seem gross? Well, describing meat in such a way just makes me hungry, doesn’t even register as gross… but I’d rather people see it as gross than normal because, despite I, cannabalism shouldn’t be normalised and the whole reason for this is tryna kill my urges on the matter
Anonymous No.40699241 >>40699267
>>40699206
you don't need to apologize; i just wanted to understand. anyhow you're right that cannibalism probably shouldn't be normalized but unless it's really people you're eating, there's nothing wrong with eating raw meat. i'm not sure it's the best for your health, but it's not like you are hurting anyone! don't change yourself for others, nona. change only for yourself, only if it is best for you.
Aoko No.40699267
>>40699241
Ah yeah no lol, I eat just raw animal flesh because it’s very similar

Veal is alright too, but can’t get it with blood
Anonymous No.40699393 >>40699417
>>40695723
do you have an oven?
Take some cherry tomatoes, onions and maybe some carrot. I season them with olive oil, balsamic vinegar and salt.
Cut in half and roast them under the broiler for 20ish minutes (until they start to brown).
Then put them in a blender with some herbs and serve over some penne with some nice cheese
Aoko No.40699417 >>40699421
>>40699393
I’m rolling it safe with a recipe already given by another anon, but I might remember that for later, ty ~
Anonymous No.40699421
>>40699417
<3
Anonymous No.40699715
>>40696736
Ty anon. I think this would go really well with a raw dripping flank steak
Anonymous No.40701555
>>40696736
this sounds good anon. I think I'll steal it and use soba noodles instead because they probably will taste about the same and I have too much of it at home