Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:58:22 AM
No.40696256
Mr pancakes
8/13/2025, 1:59:01 AM
No.40696263
>>40696407
>>40699105
>>40696251 (OP)
That's pedophilia
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:00:01 AM
No.40696275
>>40696293
What's the difference between gaygen and cisgaygen? I am a new homosexual so this is important introductory information for me.
Mr pancakes
8/13/2025, 2:00:01 AM
No.40696276
He was 17 in that movie
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:02:05 AM
No.40696290
>>40696281
shouldve kept going til he stopped moving
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:02:48 AM
No.40696293
>>40696327
>>40696275
there is none. we love and adore trans posters equally in both threads
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:03:06 AM
No.40696297
>>40696394
>>40699105
are you even a tranny if you arent ABDL?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:04:28 AM
No.40696314
>trannytalk
Off to a rough start
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:05:59 AM
No.40696321
>>40696281
even better with sound
Mr pancakes
8/13/2025, 2:06:26 AM
No.40696326
>>40696342
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:06:38 AM
No.40696327
>>40696293
What kind of love does that entail? Crossing swords?
I can't wait for Trump to strip the rights from you degenerate perverts
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:08:45 AM
No.40696342
>>40696326
Could you post one from the other side? Like set your phone up and take a photo where we can see soles. Maybe without pants even. Idk I'm just spitballing here.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:09:56 AM
No.40696347
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:10:22 AM
No.40696352
Talking to himself again is he
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:12:48 AM
No.40696367
>>40696339
Young twinks are still going to thirst for Dad cock whatever the fat orange cow in Washington does. I'm set.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:13:35 AM
No.40696376
Mald more old man
Mr pancakes
8/13/2025, 2:16:35 AM
No.40696394
>>40699105
>>40696297
I enjoy diaper fur content
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:16:38 AM
No.40696396
>>40696415
Everyone loves slayer. The hot people anyway.
>>40696263
Fags ARE pedophiles
JΓ€ger
8/13/2025, 2:19:17 AM
No.40696415
>>40696437
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:21:03 AM
No.40696430
>>40696444
Mr pancakes
8/13/2025, 2:21:18 AM
No.40696433
>>40696519
>>40696407
When I was a kid I was told this and that gay people reproduce via molestation but that's NOT TRUE
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:21:54 AM
No.40696436
>>40696442
>>40696281
Where is one with sound
Please
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:22:06 AM
No.40696437
>>40696448
>>40696415
Yeah you are. I've seen enough of you by now to know you have brainworms but you're cute af. And thank you timmy
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:23:14 AM
No.40696442
>>40696436
Idk i just ripped it from another no sound board. Try gif
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:23:29 AM
No.40696444
>>40696430
Fag in a wig is still a fag
JΓ€ger
8/13/2025, 2:23:56 AM
No.40696448
>>40696510
>>40696437
Under the eyes I'm Baraka
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:26:54 AM
No.40696473
>>40696524
>>40696554
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:30:50 AM
No.40696510
>>40696547
>>40696448
would cuddle you regardless because I like you, get inta the bed
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:32:12 AM
No.40696519
>>40696433
no shit that's not true otherwise there would be wayyyyy more gay people
there's a shitton of straight guys who were molested
the people who make that claim are projecting their own life experience and trying to fit everything into a neat little narrative that explains everything "wrong" with their life, instead of accepting that it's all chaos, they were born a fag, and their trauma wasn't the center of the universe
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:32:58 AM
No.40696524
>>40696473
this is why you buy your pizza from an Italian guy or a little old Italian lady. Not from some dementia freak in a Prius
JΓ€ger
8/13/2025, 2:35:54 AM
No.40696547
>>40696555
>>40696510
I might cry though.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:36:43 AM
No.40696554
>>40696473
Fuck christcucks but fuck tipping culture also.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:36:49 AM
No.40696555
>>40696691
>>40696547
You can cry into my chest and be safe there. Dw buddy i know how it is. It's ok to cry though.
Are people really expected to tip in america I never tip and I don't know anyone who tips either
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:40:00 AM
No.40696574
>>40696561
canadians are poor of course you donβt tip
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:40:01 AM
No.40696575
>>40696561
Ya you will get bad service if you don't tip but go to the same restaurant several times. Same for food delivery services. I tipped the driver $15 cash last week for driving like 40 miles to get my food, and the guy thanked me 3 times. He was with his son. These people make next to nothing and rely on tips.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:40:04 AM
No.40696576
>>40696583
so how much are you supposed to tip a catty old pizza delivery troon if you buy a hundred dollars worth of pizza?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:41:04 AM
No.40696583
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:43:19 AM
No.40696599
>>40696561
Yeah they expect tips and it's gotten 10x worse in the past couple decades because of electronic payments, there's a tip screen on damn near everything. Used to be you were expected to tip in nice restaurants but now they're asking for tips in fucking ice cream parlors.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:45:12 AM
No.40696610
>>40696623
got forced to tip in a cab when i visited new york. paid with a card and it literally wouldn't let you end the transaction without leaving a tip so i left a dollar
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:45:16 AM
No.40696613
>>40697265
>>40696561
Coffeeshops now have those electronic tip screens and one place I went to had 30, 40, and 50% as their defaults. I typically tip 1$/drink at cafes and bars. 20% on inperson service. 5$ for delivery and nothing for pickup.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:46:51 AM
No.40696623
>>40696637
>>40696610
Don't use cards in cabs theyll steal your info and buy amazon firesticks
Thats why when i went to las vegas i just got out of the cab and ran across the street into excalibur
Mr pancakes
8/13/2025, 2:48:18 AM
No.40696634
>>40696671
America is such a shitty country I don kno why they try an emulate it
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:48:35 AM
No.40696637
>>40696623
>theyll steal your info and buy amazon firesticks
lol did someone steal your info and buy a firestick?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:48:50 AM
No.40696638
dont mind tipping but i only tip when they're attractive and pleasing on the eyes, otherwise they get nothing
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:53:16 AM
No.40696671
>>40696747
>>40696634
America is the best country in the world and as a fun little coincidence it's full of people who hate it and love to degrade/destroy as much as they can
JΓ€ger
8/13/2025, 2:55:44 AM
No.40696691
>>40696926
>>40696555
I smell too like mud, sweat, and shampoo
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:56:00 AM
No.40696694
>>40696714
>America is the best country in the world
lol
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:59:37 AM
No.40696714
>>40696694
Other than the people, the government, the culture, the shisterness, the redtape, and all local positions of power... It's kinda nice sometimes
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:00:52 AM
No.40696723
Also America's the best because all other countries are competing to be the worst
Delta
!8J2oC/F356
8/13/2025, 3:03:52 AM
No.40696747
>>40696756
>>40696809
>>40696671
>best country in the world
what are you basing that on?
Debaser
!xHg1XNS0QU
8/13/2025, 3:04:26 AM
No.40696756
>>40697050
America is the best because we have the most competitive culture
>>40696747
The scoreboard
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:10:28 AM
No.40696809
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:10:33 AM
No.40696810
>>40697267
>>40696281
Le romperΓa la cara al hijo de puta ese
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:13:29 AM
No.40696830
>>40696863
if i had a bf, i would do everything in my power to completely break his will, physically and psychologically.
we shall discover the meaning of gay sex together, and eventually he will understand his place as my mate. as will i. that's how it's usually done in nature.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:18:11 AM
No.40696863
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:28:27 AM
No.40696926
>>40696691
I smell like cigarettes, testosterone and sweat. Get in the bed timmy.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:43:36 AM
No.40697043
Penis
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:44:23 AM
No.40697050
>>40697088
>>40696756
>we have the most competitive culture
Replacing our population with people willing to settle for less is called population replacement not competition.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:46:18 AM
No.40697065
>>40696251 (OP)
This is the worst groping I've ever seen. you'd think he'd never touched penis before
Debaser
!xHg1XNS0QU
8/13/2025, 3:49:08 AM
No.40697088
>>40697119
>>40697050
White trash like you dying off keeps us competitive. It's called darwinism.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:49:43 AM
No.40697091
>>40697103
I
HAVE
BECOME
COMFORTABLY
BUMMED
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:51:00 AM
No.40697103
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:53:26 AM
No.40697119
>>40697142
>>40697147
>>40697088
>Immediately lashes out instead of formulating an argument.
You are the white trash fatso. Your IQ is double digits and without your old parents supporting you, a Walmart job would be your only chance at employment.
Debaser
!xHg1XNS0QU
8/13/2025, 3:56:51 AM
No.40697142
>>40697157
>>40697161
>>40697119
I'm high IQ, haven't been supported by my parents for 10 years, am gainfully employed, and social Darwinism is in fact an argument supporting my statement that America is the best because of our competitive culture.
YOU are the one who randomly lashed out with white replacement nonsense in response to me being a PROUD AMERICAN PATRIOT. NOW GET ON YOUR KNEES WHITEBOI.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:57:30 AM
No.40697147
>>40697119
The states heavily impacted by immigration and multiculturalism are now as dumb as the South. This trend will spread throughout the entire country, as white people get replaced with brown.
Debaser
!xHg1XNS0QU
8/13/2025, 3:58:37 AM
No.40697157
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:59:01 AM
No.40697161
>>40697177
>>40697354
>>40697142
I said population replacement. Black and indigenous workers also get replaced by immigration. Kill yourself you fucking mongo illiterate nepo baby. Let an immigrant take your job.
Debaser
!xHg1XNS0QU
8/13/2025, 4:01:03 AM
No.40697177
>>40697281
>>40697289
>>40697161
An immigrant can take my job when he does it better than me, trash. All men are created equal, and then we make choices and I end up winning while you scream into your phone on the sidewalk. Die in a ditch, bum.
https://youtu.be/2mMDHU5pEg8
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:02:25 AM
No.40697187
>>40697214
>>40697227
damn yall i was t-boned driving home from work today. not sure if my car is gonna be totaled or not
Debaser
!xHg1XNS0QU
8/13/2025, 4:07:08 AM
No.40697214
>>40697326
>>40697187
That sucks, glad you are ok though
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:10:27 AM
No.40697227
>>40697326
>>40697187
happened to me on the way to uni 2 years ago, glad youre ok, my car wasn't totalled but i got rid of it anyway
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:16:51 AM
No.40697255
>>40696561
yes. only niggers dont tip
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:18:07 AM
No.40697265
>>40696613
percentage tips never made any sense to me. i always do a flat amount that feels like what they deserve
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:18:16 AM
No.40697267
>>40696810
callate la puta boca maricon
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:21:29 AM
No.40697281
>>40697331
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:22:19 AM
No.40697289
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:23:38 AM
No.40697298
>>40697308
debbie the type of nigga to let an immigrant rail his husband because "he does it better than me"
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:25:44 AM
No.40697308
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:28:00 AM
No.40697326
>>40697214
>>40697227
thanks for the kind words. it does suck, but it's just a car i guess, even though it was rare and i loved it. i keep telling myself it could have been worse.
i'm gonna head to bed because i'm exhausted after the ordeal. have a good night debbie and anon!
Debaser
!xHg1XNS0QU
8/13/2025, 4:28:35 AM
No.40697331
>>40697337
>>40697385
>>40697281
Crazy how I knew that it was you who I was replying to, except not really since you are here 24/7
I'm still under 30, I have never called the cops on anyone, my parents are old and poor and I put myself through college with the pell grant (for low income households) and scholarships (because I'm unironically high IQ) and by working because I'm not a lazy welfare wigger like you are.
I don't tell my job title because tards like you obsess over me when I inevitably trigger your monkey brains.
Also I'm not mad at all, you are.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:29:28 AM
No.40697337
>>40697349
can you actually ever get over true love
Debaser
!xHg1XNS0QU
8/13/2025, 4:30:40 AM
No.40697349
>>40697403
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:31:30 AM
No.40697354
>>40697161
> Kill yourself
https://vocaroo.com/1dcFwnUVL4P7
Typical methy logic
Lets see how many other times he contradicts himself tonight.
Showing he does not believe anything he says and just bawls out of rage. Or he does in which chase he is full of self contradicting beliefs and effectively insane.
Chump.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:33:27 AM
No.40697367
>>40697575
>>40697348
If it was true love you'd be together. Ouch.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:35:02 AM
No.40697380
>made the trans cashier stammer and shake nervously just by being pleasant and smiling
Still got it.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:36:01 AM
No.40697385
>>40697418
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:36:12 AM
No.40697388
>>40697432
>>40697575
>>40697348
any love that you cant get over (given enough time) isnt healthy love. that doesnt mean they were the one, that means you have issues
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:38:23 AM
No.40697403
>>40697349
i do have a slight gay voice, u got me
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:38:58 AM
No.40697408
Debaser
!xHg1XNS0QU
8/13/2025, 4:39:57 AM
No.40697418
>>40697430
>>40697443
>>40697445
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:41:05 AM
No.40697430
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:41:11 AM
No.40697432
>>40697450
>>40697388
Idt so. Not that gays could relate, but if the mother of your kids dies or leaves you, or someone you were with long enough to steer your life decisions, or someone who treated you better than anyone before or since, then it seems rational that you would continue to feel wounded every time something reminded you of them, which could be anything.
Frankly you sound like you are reading some sort of fortune cookie and perhaps lack experience or have cognitive challenges yourself.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:41:27 AM
No.40697433
>>40697575
>>40697348
Do you have autism or relevant symptoms? You may be experiencing limerence. I deal with limerence often. I'm just now finally putting away a limerent object I've been struggling with for a couple years.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:42:58 AM
No.40697443
>>40697458
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:43:05 AM
No.40697445
>>40697418
You forgot the wheezy snort laugh. The voice is pretty close though lol
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:43:46 AM
No.40697450
>>40697467
>>40697432
hmm yeah you're right. i still think not being able to get over it doesnt mean that they were the one or whatever though
Debaser
!xHg1XNS0QU
8/13/2025, 4:44:46 AM
No.40697458
>>40697471
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:45:08 AM
No.40697462
>>40697489
I'm so hypersexual online, but I am a virgin irl
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:45:29 AM
No.40697467
>>40697450
Well that is rational. There are illegitimate causes that can move someone that way also.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:45:58 AM
No.40697471
>>40697486
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:46:04 AM
No.40697472
>>40697487
debasers chin declared dead after disappearing 28 years ago
Debaser
!xHg1XNS0QU
8/13/2025, 4:48:33 AM
No.40697486
>>40697535
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:48:45 AM
No.40697487
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:48:52 AM
No.40697488
>>40697530
i expected debbie to live in a place like seattle
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:48:58 AM
No.40697489
>>40697462
being a prude in public but a freak in private is more fun anyway
saving your real self for when the lights go out makes you more special
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:48:59 AM
No.40697490
>>40697575
>"California's for the big boys"
>* keeps grip on trusty stick while continuing trek along highway for food in the middle of the night
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:51:44 AM
No.40697508
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:51:52 AM
No.40697510
i miss cersei
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:54:12 AM
No.40697529
He actually reached out to invite me for once... though it's as a group...
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:54:14 AM
No.40697530
>>40697488
He might eventually. I think he would like the culture. The PNW is still pretty nice despite some of the urban political whackiness.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:54:41 AM
No.40697535
>>40697554
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:55:14 AM
No.40697539
>>40697557
Methy Flex of the Day:
"I can move."
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:55:17 AM
No.40697540
>>40696251 (OP)
Why did I look so ugly at 18-19? I was absolutely hideous, I didn't start looking decent until I turned 20.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:55:21 AM
No.40697542
>>40697562
>>40697595
fuck i dropped my phone in the bathtub while reading /gg/
Debaser
!xHg1XNS0QU
8/13/2025, 4:56:51 AM
No.40697554
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:57:06 AM
No.40697557
>>40697581
>>40697539
yeah i mean when ur homeless you can move anywhere. the world is your meth filled oyster
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:57:38 AM
No.40697562
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:58:10 AM
No.40697569
>>40697586
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:59:10 AM
No.40697575
>>40697598
>>40697367
kys
>>40697388
I do have issues but that isn't relevant, it's true love regardless
>>40697433
I've not been diagnosed but it's possible. I do have a bpd diagnosis that's in remission thanks to DBT, and ocd that's often relationship focused.
still, I think a lot of that feels like love being pathologized rather than any indication of mental illness. Also, limerence is generally transient but I've felt like this for probably like almost two decades, since I'm early 30s now
>>40697490
real gangstas order door dash so they don't have to go through the hood LMAO
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:00:29 AM
No.40697581
>>40697557
lol
Stop before he starts romanticizing that as a flex too. I think the yiddish word for this is 'chutzpah', like claiming that instead of your brother hating his existence so much that he offed himself, he was actually taking a brave journey to the spirt world.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:00:51 AM
No.40697585
I just want to feel loved, have a boyfriend to hug and kiss and cuddle...
Debaser
!xHg1XNS0QU
8/13/2025, 5:00:58 AM
No.40697586
>>40697615
>>40697663
How do you guys deal with aggressive men? Like the kind that don't change their behavior no matter what, but they're heavily integrated into your social circles so you can't escape them? There's a man that always gets physical with me IMMEDIATELY and doesn't enjoy taking no for an answer. Every time I'm in his presence I'm spending the whole time focused on blocking his hands and keeping distance. I have approached friends about it but they all blow it off. I don't think anyone wants to be "that guy."
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:01:41 AM
No.40697594
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:01:45 AM
No.40697595
>>40697602
>>40697542
be glad you didn't drop it in the toilet while taking a shit
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:02:16 AM
No.40697598
>>40697682
>>40697575
>real gangstas order door dash so they don't have to go through the hood
lol I remember that episode, right after he was crowing about what a great fighter he was and was braving the mean streets of Modesto to talk to a literal Mariachi street musician. Good times.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:02:19 AM
No.40697599
i'm gettin' bored. anyone wanna come over and play gi joe's. gotta cross that anger bridge to friendship shore. got all you can eat nacho at benigans
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:02:42 AM
No.40697602
>>40697595
ive done that before
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:03:23 AM
No.40697609
>>40697670
>>40697588
I get hard and on my knees
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:03:38 AM
No.40697611
>>40697670
>>40697588
If your friends are blowing off a guy trying to molest you I think you need new friends.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:03:43 AM
No.40697612
>>40697670
>>40697588
offer your hole to him
Debaser
!xHg1XNS0QU
8/13/2025, 5:03:45 AM
No.40697613
>>40697670
>>40697588
Punch him or shove him if he touches you after you tell him not to lol and if he attacks you after that get a restraining order against him
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:03:56 AM
No.40697615
>>40697649
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:05:41 AM
No.40697628
>>40697670
>>40697588
I think I remember this story. Iirc you said he was fat and spergy too.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:05:55 AM
No.40697629
>ideal relationship
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:07:27 AM
No.40697645
>gaygen is bad because its all catty bottoms
>btw youre fat and ugly!
Debaser
!xHg1XNS0QU
8/13/2025, 5:07:45 AM
No.40697649
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:07:55 AM
No.40697653
>>40698005
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:08:09 AM
No.40697654
>>40697665
>>40697666
ya'll got nothin' on these
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:09:09 AM
No.40697663
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:09:31 AM
No.40697665
>>40697674
>>40697691
>>40697654
my one pack mogs your 6 pack
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:09:35 AM
No.40697666
>>40697691
>>40697654
what does it look like without flexing
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:10:14 AM
No.40697670
>>40697684
>>40697703
>>40697609
>>40697612
har har
>>40697611
That's so hard though. No one even goes outside anymore.
>>40697613
He's bigger than me and I'm generally a pushover.
>>40697628
Fuck I have posted about it before. Now I feel like an attention whore. I had another bad experience on Saturday. He was drunk when I showed up and he kept trying to hug me. Then I stood nearby talking to some people and he kept reaching for me and pawing at me trying to play it off like he's talking with his hands or trying to talk about me. He does that a lot. Where he'll like ooze about me and bullshit about liking me, I think he does it to make people believe he just appreciates me or something. Then when everyone was leaving he got a good hold on me and wouldn't let go until I literally pried myself off of him.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:10:28 AM
No.40697674
>>40697665
keg's are for parties
six packs are for one
ClappingDaddyCheeks
!!4a3x7pNmA8W
8/13/2025, 5:11:22 AM
No.40697679
Hyuk
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:11:45 AM
No.40697682
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:11:56 AM
No.40697684
>>40697714
>>40697670
>Now I feel like
Im sorry. I wasnt implying anything, just that I thought I remembered the story.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:13:11 AM
No.40697691
>>40697665
>>40697666
they don't know what it's from
no one likes derek! he's an asshole. i don't care if he is the architect of the cones.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:14:14 AM
No.40697696
>wake up in dead brothers bed
>take one last huff of his undies
>tip toe past sleeping mom to goon in bathroom
>no free wifi signal
>find pic of trip instead
>cant focus cuz noise from freeway next door
>catch reflection in mirror
>realize Im 38 living with mom and no job
>shrug
> get dressed, tshirt, cargo shorts, sneakers
>panties
>grab trusty stick to go outside into slum
>despite being some awesome fighter
>with great physique
>and still cant find a hook up
>in the gayest sluttiest state in the US
>realize you have no food or cigarettes
>and the closest ashtray and gas station are miles away
>begin trek alongside highway
>start following little girl
>stop when you see someone else doing it
>call cops and snitch on competition
>post about it on 4chan
>as if the mighty warrior with a stick calling the cops is a flex
>get to 7/11, pick through ashtray for butts
>go inside with EBT card and get sandwich
>finally get city free wifi
>post in umpteen 4chan trooner gooner threads
>get rejected in all of them
>continue trek back home
>spend entire night ranting how horrible gays and trans are
>and how awful and boring gaygen is
>continue coming back to do this every night for a year
Debaser
!xHg1XNS0QU
8/13/2025, 5:14:56 AM
No.40697703
>>40697714
>>40697715
>>40697670
>He's bigger than me and I'm generally a pushover.
Yea and he's an autistic retard that thinks that means he can touch you. Tell him in plain terms that you don't want him to touch you and if he does anyway slap him in the fucking face until he gets the picture. If he tries to grab you while you're hitting him, get a restraining order or start screaming until your friends step in and do something. Either that or put up with it, idk what else to tell you, because if I were in your situation I would have already beat the shit out of the guy.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:16:40 AM
No.40697712
>>40697745
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:16:59 AM
No.40697714
>>40697747
>>40697684
It's okay I'm just insecure it's not your fault.
>>40697703
This feels like I'm getting ready for an It's Always Sunny episode. "Anon Gets a Knocked Out" or something.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:17:04 AM
No.40697715
>>40697745
>>40697747
>>40697703
Idk but I think maybe he is worried about upsetting the friend circle with drama. It might be a confined or isolated proximity scene that might feel catastrophic to upset. Thats just me speculating though.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:18:14 AM
No.40697724
no one cares about all this shii
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:20:03 AM
No.40697736
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:20:52 AM
No.40697743
yo dawson's creen got cancer
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:21:08 AM
No.40697745
>>40697712
This guy's riding skills are insane.
>>40697715
It's made up mostly of bartenders and servers and I'm one of the few non-industry people so I'm already kind of fringe. They already leave me out of stuff. So it's definitely part of it. I'm also just bad at confrontation. I feel like I always blow things up. I was really argumentative as a kid. I can still hear my mom scolding me about speaking up literally ever.
Debaser
!xHg1XNS0QU
8/13/2025, 5:21:32 AM
No.40697747
>>40697714
You are already in an episode of Always Sunny with a dude basically trying to publicly make you his bitch and you are just letting him do it because of the implications
>>40697715
His friend should be the one worried about upsetting the friend circle by not being able to control himself when he's drunk. You're probably right but so am I.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:22:40 AM
No.40697756
I want a man to make me his bitch so bad it makes me cry
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:23:49 AM
No.40697770
>>40697831
i just wanna jerk off
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:26:26 AM
No.40697793
i just wanna grill
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:26:28 AM
No.40697794
i wanna jeek off to a crying man
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:29:34 AM
No.40697815
>>40697856
would you date a man who simultaneously jerks off and cries and also has HIV
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:31:19 AM
No.40697829
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:31:25 AM
No.40697831
>>40697770
i want a bf who can help me figure out the path his dick takes, as he slides into me, balls-deep. reason being is, i'm really curious if i can jerk him off by rubbing my hand over my tummy (basically squeezing my guts on the outside). it would be so hot to make a guy cum this way
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:34:42 AM
No.40697856
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:40:29 AM
No.40697893
gay cock deficient, doctor's orders...
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:43:11 AM
No.40697922
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:49:26 AM
No.40697978
grr
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:54:43 AM
No.40698003
>>40698021
Was tired of the daily driver so I bought a new one :3
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:55:09 AM
No.40698005
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:56:51 AM
No.40698021
>>40698003
whatcha drivin nonny
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:57:27 AM
No.40698025
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:58:59 AM
No.40698033
>he walks all day
>I own multiple cars
lol
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:03:17 AM
No.40698055
>>40698084
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:07:59 AM
No.40698084
>>40698146
>>40698236
>>40698055
Thoughts on spottemgottem getting stabbed in prison
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:18:19 AM
No.40698146
>>40698152
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:19:13 AM
No.40698152
>>40698188
>>40698146
how long until you think it happens to you
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:20:17 AM
No.40698161
>>40698190
An amateur porno where two twin brothers can't stop fucking each other in the dark and each time their mom walks in they have to pretend to be asleep before getting back to fucking once she leaves.
They also stop going to class and work because they can't stop fucking each other.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:24:08 AM
No.40698186
>>40698211
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:24:22 AM
No.40698188
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:24:36 AM
No.40698190
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:27:04 AM
No.40698203
>>40698447
i've never clicked a vocaroo in my life
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:28:09 AM
No.40698211
>>40698389
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:29:48 AM
No.40698223
>>40698280
meow.
Mr pancakes
8/13/2025, 6:31:41 AM
No.40698236
>>40698084
I can't believe Americans still use paper money and not this superior water proof plastic money we are using in modern first world countries like canada
Mr pancakes
8/13/2025, 6:32:44 AM
No.40698241
Canadian money is so colourful too it's colourful with a u as well
Mr pancakes
8/13/2025, 6:34:17 AM
No.40698256
>>40698329
If you use plastic money it's a sign you live in the civilized world
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:35:26 AM
No.40698268
Took the twink and squeaked em
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:35:58 AM
No.40698271
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:36:00 AM
No.40698273
the only way to stop a bad guy with gay sex is a good guy with gay sex
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:37:17 AM
No.40698280
Mr pancakes
8/13/2025, 6:37:30 AM
No.40698282
Squeak >.<
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:42:53 AM
No.40698309
>>40698329
Would you?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:45:50 AM
No.40698329
>>40698337
>>40698428
Good morning chatters. Running on 3hrs of sleep....again
>>40698256
I don't think I even own cash. We're very dependant on card like good sheeplings
>>40698309
just me or does alex kinda have gay face?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:46:49 AM
No.40698335
No one on grindr will talk to me so I am going to keep posting shitty vocaroos here and other gay threads about nothing until someone reminds me that no one here wants me either.
Then I will start raging and sperging with more vocaroos telling you all how boring and horrible you are as gays and trans.
And then come back tomorrow night hoping someone here will give me gay or trans goon material anyways.
I will also make a point of telling you what straight people think of you as the masks slips and I keep fucking up by referring to them in the third person while insisting I am not gay yet have many insights into how degenerates and bottoms think.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:46:53 AM
No.40698337
>>40698329
I think he just has nerd face and also that "where the fuck is this combo of genetics from" face.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:51:08 AM
No.40698367
>>40698376
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:52:46 AM
No.40698376
>>40698367
he's gone insane
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:54:42 AM
No.40698389
>>40698211
Are you drunk?
Mr pancakes
8/13/2025, 6:57:00 AM
No.40698405
>>40698509
>>40698511
He walks around like he's never been hurt before
Marina
!!Cb6rd5bwCZG
8/13/2025, 6:58:05 AM
No.40698411
>>40698456
Hi how are you doing?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:59:06 AM
No.40698415
>>40698424
do ppl really consider enya as transcendental music
Marina
!!Cb6rd5bwCZG
8/13/2025, 7:00:58 AM
No.40698424
>>40698415
I like Orinoco flow :)
shiza 4chan for george floyd android
!zXKnWaovpQ
8/13/2025, 7:01:12 AM
No.40698428
>>40698456
>>40698329
buy gold and land
Mr pancakes
8/13/2025, 7:02:00 AM
No.40698433
You can't own the land
shiza be like "omg he is so attractive"
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:02:37 AM
No.40698437
>>40698456
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:03:30 AM
No.40698447
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:04:55 AM
No.40698451
>>40698434
THIS NIGGA WEARING MAKE UP LMFAOOOO
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:05:37 AM
No.40698456
>>40698490
>>40698411
hii marina. I'm omw to work super tired tho. Nothing some red bull can't fix tho. How are u
>>40698428
hello cheesuh.
>buy gold and land
why tho? Like a house would be nice but I don't really know how to take care of one. Can't afford jewelry rn
>>40698437
aaaaa
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:05:38 AM
No.40698457
>>40698434
he does have a nice body tho i gotta admit
shiza 4chan for george floyd android
!zXKnWaovpQ
8/13/2025, 7:12:50 AM
No.40698490
>>40698506
>>40698434
yeah he could top me
>>40698456
money loses value due to inflation, gold doesn't because it's limited, same goes for land, also gold and land deeds are easy to transport, in middle ages/renaissance italy the rich families preservered through all the wars by escaping abroad with gold and deeds, when they came back they would rebuild very fast because people were willing to work for food even
JΓ€ger
8/13/2025, 7:14:48 AM
No.40698498
>>40698506
My tummy still hurts.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:16:01 AM
No.40698506
>>40698517
>>40698490
>yeah he could top me
I'm not sure he'd be able to get on top of you
>>40698498
;_;
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:16:42 AM
No.40698509
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:17:35 AM
No.40698511
>>40698405
he has thats why hes constantly anxious in public now
shiza 4chan for george floyd android
!zXKnWaovpQ
8/13/2025, 7:19:48 AM
No.40698517
>>40698506
i have convenient handles for him to grab onto
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:19:50 AM
No.40698518
>>40698528
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:22:04 AM
No.40698528
>>40698577
Think I might nap a bit on the tram. #thuglife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smVU37xAhY8
>>40698518
I sound like that desu
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:22:37 AM
No.40698531
>>40698540
Why do yt people have so much anxiety and autism
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:24:12 AM
No.40698540
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:30:03 AM
No.40698577
>>40698585
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:31:23 AM
No.40698585
>>40698594
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:33:13 AM
No.40698594
Mr pancakes
8/13/2025, 7:36:19 AM
No.40698603
I have autism does that make me high iq
shiza 4chan for atiesh, greatstaff of the guardian
!zXKnWaovpQ
8/13/2025, 7:36:24 AM
No.40698604
i was playing a hero shooter in my dream this night and i have awful aim even in dreamworld
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:36:59 AM
No.40698613
>start training my lats way more at the gym
>my frame got wider by a extremely noticeable amount
neat
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:38:53 AM
No.40698627
Akshually its a privilege to live in a ghetto because you can behave loudly as a schizo in the middle of the night and none of your stoned brown neighbors have the standards of decorum to notice anything unusual about it.
Dan
!rJvyh883Rg
8/13/2025, 7:41:23 AM
No.40698639
>>40698654
https://youtu.be/MP0pUU6BfIU
just sang this at karaoke to much applause
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:42:00 AM
No.40698646
we got to install microwave ovens
Vieo
!!8g+SO1/I5/t
8/13/2025, 7:42:53 AM
No.40698649
>>40698745
>>40696281
Can the gay really be beaten out of someone?
JΓ€ger
8/13/2025, 7:43:31 AM
No.40698654
>>40698639
>to much applause
Humble guy
Rumples
8/13/2025, 7:45:37 AM
No.40698668
>>40698725
Haiiii I'm rumples I'm new here who's the biggest baddest bitch in this thread so I can beat her up and assert myself
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:47:50 AM
No.40698684
>>40698705
Getting a handjob while watching at the movie theater
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:50:56 AM
No.40698705
>>40698684
shines my phone torch at you and yells
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:54:34 AM
No.40698725
>>40698668
>biggest baddest bitch
idk about baddest but sheeza's certainly the biggest
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:57:34 AM
No.40698744
>>40698772
is shiza actually fat
JΓ€ger
8/13/2025, 7:57:41 AM
No.40698745
>>40698649
Nothing worked on me.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:04:32 AM
No.40698770
>>40698787
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:04:43 AM
No.40698772
>>40698744
idk if he is anymore. Pancakes might take first place
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:07:04 AM
No.40698785
>>40698873
Are intelligent aliens real
shiza 4chan for atiesh, greatstaff of the guardian
!zXKnWaovpQ
8/13/2025, 8:07:28 AM
No.40698787
>>40698798
>>40698808
>>40698770
we dont care troon
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:07:51 AM
No.40698790
are chasers /one of us/?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:09:24 AM
No.40698798
>>40698787
not a troon, nice projection
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:12:34 AM
No.40698808
>>40698815
>>40698787
holy pot calling the kettle black
shiza 4chan for atiesh, greatstaff of the guardian
!zXKnWaovpQ
8/13/2025, 8:12:39 AM
No.40698809
come on "paige"
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:13:29 AM
No.40698813
Come on, Eileen!
shiza 4chan for atiesh, greatstaff of the guardian
!zXKnWaovpQ
8/13/2025, 8:13:41 AM
No.40698815
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:17:26 AM
No.40698831
Sheeza please weigh yourself for us
JΓ€ger
8/13/2025, 8:19:36 AM
No.40698836
>>40698840
Is Paige mtf?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:20:36 AM
No.40698840
https://www.reddit.com/r/ladybonersgw/s/61cmEQC623
Reddit.com /r/LadyBonersGW: Would you fuck an 18 year old highschool senior?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:22:02 AM
No.40698844
I'm gonna suck it off
A sexven gaytion army couldn't hold me back
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:22:38 AM
No.40698847
>>40698842
No that's pedophilia
shiza 4chan for atiesh, greatstaff of the guardian
!zXKnWaovpQ
8/13/2025, 8:23:01 AM
No.40698850
>>40698842
he built weird
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:23:51 AM
No.40698856
>>40698842
my most zoomer take is that the instant you turn 20 you shouldn't be having sex with anyone with -teen in their age
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:24:16 AM
No.40698861
Shiza is built like a brick shithouse
Mr pancakes
8/13/2025, 8:25:17 AM
No.40698867
You should not even be talking to highschoolers if your over the age of twenty
FAnon
8/13/2025, 8:26:16 AM
No.40698873
How difficult is it to get a straight friend to do homoerotic stuff with? picrel I'm jealous of guys who get to do horseplay
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:31:27 AM
No.40698895
bruh look at dis dood
FAnon
8/13/2025, 8:31:57 AM
No.40698898
https://www.reddit.com/r/ladybonersgw/s/sonPXcx9yA
Reddit.com /r/LadyBonersGW: a grueling day of high school awaits me tomorrow :( [worry not I am 18 and senior]
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:32:37 AM
No.40698902
>>40698923
It is immoral to date someone decades YOUNGER than you, however it is fine to date someone decades OLDER than you
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:34:12 AM
No.40698912
>>40698937
>>40698889
dont think its difficult at all, skinship comes naturally at all boys schools and/or high school sports teams then you just take those habits with you into uni/adulthood
FAnon
8/13/2025, 8:36:02 AM
No.40698923
>>40698946
>>40698902
What about a 29 year old and an 18 year old? That's not decades. Can love be had between the ultimate barely legal teen and a gaydead?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:36:33 AM
No.40698926
>>40698939
>>40698889
this is the kind of thing you only really get up to in high school/college so if you're outside of that age it's over
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:36:50 AM
No.40698930
>>40698889
I wish someone would pants me too.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:36:52 AM
No.40698931
>>40698951
i wanna get fucked raw. the problem is, the only way i can do that is if i get a boyfriend. i ain't about that hookup life. i'm a sentimental type of bttm who needs stability and genuine affection from my partner (male)/ lover
Mr pancakes
8/13/2025, 8:37:56 AM
No.40698935
>>40698941
Imo it's even yucky for a 29 year old to date a 23 yr old morally objectionable
FAnon
8/13/2025, 8:38:12 AM
No.40698937
>>40698912
If I had a time machine to go back to highschool I'd engage in so much nasty highjinx and become a cumslut for all the athletes. Same in college. I'd be the campus cumdump. I'd also let older tit men use me as much as possible. As soon as I started looking old I'd kill myself.
>>40698926
>this is the kind of thing you only really get up to in high school/college
why?
>>40698935
Shut up fucking loser. Kys. You're never going to find love you fat fuck.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:40:10 AM
No.40698942
20 and 25 year olds dating ?
FAnon
8/13/2025, 8:40:14 AM
No.40698943
>>40698939
Because they'll call you a pedophile if you show up at 29 to an 18-22 year old college frat party and start groping the meat treats.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:41:05 AM
No.40698946
>>40698923
yeah that's fucked up
I'm 31 and anyone under like 25 feels like a child to me
it is 100% predator shit
shiza 4chan for atiesh, greatstaff of the guardian
!zXKnWaovpQ
8/13/2025, 8:41:11 AM
No.40698947
>>40698953
Mr pancakes
8/13/2025, 8:41:12 AM
No.40698948
>>40698953
>>40698941
I have a boyfriend
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:41:23 AM
No.40698951
>>40698931
There are many monogamous gay men out there sis. From what I have seen.
FAnon
8/13/2025, 8:41:46 AM
No.40698952
>>40698965
My biggest dream scenario is to get high on tons of meth and capture a fit athletic barely legal 18 year old athlete, addict him to meth and inject him with steroids so he becomes a sex addicted slut and then have nonstop sex until we both die of an overdose.
FAnon
8/13/2025, 8:42:47 AM
No.40698953
>>40698948
I bet he's old and fucking ugly. Post your BF's nudes snd prove he's not fat and ugly.
>>40698947
Periodt.
>>40698889
Why does he have to be straight? Why don't gay guys do this more instead of voguing and spilling tea?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:44:33 AM
No.40698956
>>40698974
>>40698979
>I have a boyfriend
no doubt hed be looksmatch with you, ie old fat and ugly
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:46:04 AM
No.40698963
>>40698977
>>40698955
because you get beat up for doing that if you're gay also it would be sexual harassment and that's bad to do to people
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:46:19 AM
No.40698965
>>40698978
>>40698986
>>40698952
Jfc you're a sex starved freak
30 and 35 year old dating??
shiza 4chan for atiesh, greatstaff of the guardian
!zXKnWaovpQ
8/13/2025, 8:47:13 AM
No.40698971
>>40698955
>Why does he have to be straight? Why don't gay guys do this more instead of voguing and spilling tea?
oy vey, this gaoy seems to suffer from internalized homophobia
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:47:20 AM
No.40698972
Mr pancakes
8/13/2025, 8:47:48 AM
No.40698974
>>40698956
I'm a 9 that's a bad picture of me
FAnon
8/13/2025, 8:47:52 AM
No.40698975
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:48:05 AM
No.40698977
>>40698989
>>40698963
This is why you gays are so boring. There's no mischief in your heart sis. I'm talking about 2 gay friends just pantsing each other as a prank, but you're too uptight and thought I meant doing it to random people.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:48:10 AM
No.40698978
>>40698991
>>40698965
you are the same person as him though, you just don't say it as loud
shiza 4chan for atiesh, greatstaff of the guardian
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8/13/2025, 8:48:14 AM
No.40698979
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:48:22 AM
No.40698980
>>40699003
>>40698939
Because pantsing is immature and could also get you arrested. Yeah, it's hot but anyone over that age is probably smart enough not to.
>>40698955
>Why don't gay guys start forcibly exposing each other in public?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:48:36 AM
No.40698982
a 9 out of teen
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:48:36 AM
No.40698983
>>40698939
it's just not really something adults do with each other
especially if you're clearly a fag
FAnon
8/13/2025, 8:49:13 AM
No.40698986
>>40699000
>>40698965
Shut up faggot bitch. I'll drug and manipulate as many barely legal straight teen studs as I want. Orgasming and on a euphoric high all the way to death.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:49:33 AM
No.40698989
>>40698977
I don't have any gay friends bc they are annoying
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:49:35 AM
No.40698990
>>40698967
Mother(male) father relationship
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:49:37 AM
No.40698991
>>40699011
>>40698978
I don't want to drug people and rape them. I want to be with people that want to be with me. I don't want to scar anyone for life.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:49:59 AM
No.40698993
can we just fuckin shoot tina gays
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:49:59 AM
No.40698994
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:50:37 AM
No.40699000
>>40698986
You'll troll and jerk yourself off some more you fat incel eat my hairy asshole piggy
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:51:10 AM
No.40699003
>>40698980
Straight guys are forcibly exposing each other on campus so what are you so afraid of sis?
FAnon
8/13/2025, 8:51:42 AM
No.40699011
>>40698991
> scar for life
What part of us overdosing and dying together didn't you hear? Me and that straighteenie would go out in a europhic high. The bliss of meth mixed with the intimacy and calmness of sexual release straight into the blackness of death. I'd save him all the trauma of adulthood.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:05:12 AM
No.40699105