Thread 40700627

Why haven't you fucked a tranny yet, chuddy? Too scared? Too much of a wuss???

>>40700627 (OP)
They all live far away and I'm not doing ldr I want something tangible

>>40700627 (OP)
Pee in poopoohole disgusts me and I don't really find women with big, large bodies attractive

>>40700627 (OP)
They're all taller than me so I'm heightcucked into sticking to cis girls

>>40700627 (OP)
i did but then i came in 1 second and it was the most pathetic thing that ever happened in my life

>>40700950
Hot

>>40700950
Cute

>>40700627 (OP)
i tried once but my wiener was too big for her butt :(

>>40700910
Disgusting fag who lies to women here

>>40701087
JUST SHOVE IT IN

>>40700950
That's cute anon I'm sure she was very flattered. If you want to improve your stamina, stop death gripping your cock when you masturbate

>>40701104
my wiener is big enough that could have caused bleeding which would have been not so good :p

>>40700627 (OP)

Trannies are less than 1% of the population, so I can't find one IRL.

>>40700627 (OP)
i desperately want to fall in love with one I just don’t know where to find one that wants a long term relationship

Every time I try to get to know a trans girl they end up being boring conversationalists who don’t ask about me and barely answer about themselves, and eventually I just get bored and ask a cis girl who doesn’t expect a several week “talking stage” out to dinner instead. It’s a shame because I love nerdy girls with bangs but the autism and shyness is too much.

>>40701093
What now ?

Ew why r we normalising slurs

>>40700870
pretty much this. no qt trannies in my cuck state. had a ltr for 5 months but driving 4hrs on weekends got old after a while

>>40700627 (OP)
i don't have a cock :(

>>40702853
What are you talking about? Cis girls are the ones who expect a several week talking stage, not trannies. They just want to be fucked

>>40700950
was this in the chicago suburbs bc if so i may be that tgirl lol

>>40700627 (OP)
>Why haven't you fucked a tranny yet
Not gay

>>40700627 (OP)
I married one but she came out as lesbian and divorced me two months later

>>40703292
You married Contrapoints????? You poor bastard, she even bragged about it online.

>>40703424
who?

>>40700950
hot

>>40703008
I guess that’s how it works if you’re mid or worse and going for the same. I have standards, anon.

>>40703458
Its okay anon..its going to be okay.

>>40700627 (OP)
You literally said 7in is too big!

>>40704008
By having a "talking phase," all you're doing is leading guys on. Get to the fucking point, we can form a relationship after we have sex. I HATE SMALL TALK.

>>40701124
That’s literally the opposite of how it works

>>40700950
hot. do you want to practice with me anon?

>>40704213
No listen, they're right and slow down. Learn to jerk off, no porn involved, for 20 minutes straight from now on. Your stamina will go through the roof.

>>40702957
what state

>>40700627 (OP)
The one I tried to be close to on grindr, ended up ghosting me

>>40700950
Here is the problem, but how you get conditioned out of it is up to you.
You probably masturbate more than you get to enjoy having sex.
You probably conditioned yourself to get it over and done with as quick as possible so that you aren't at risk of being interrupted.
That carries over into sex.
You need to, somehow, learn that you can just take your time and relax.

>>40700627 (OP)
All the ones I meet are exclusively transbians... they look at me like I'm some kind of annoying insect...

>>40700627 (OP)
1 I'm not a sodomite
2 I don't have to.am8ap

>>40706068
thats why captcha didnt work the first time. ignore that last part

>>40700627 (OP)
i'm too ugly

>>40700627 (OP)
sex terrifies me and I have recurrent nightmares about it I just want a trans gf

>>40702853
sorr,y but trannies are used to being used for sex and then discarded. hence the longer talking stages to see if a guy actually wants a relationship or if she'll be ghosted immediately after.
can't speak to them being boring and shy though, that is true. can't be too mean about it because i'm autistic too, just not the kind that makes me that hard to talk to.

>>40700627 (OP)
Im a fucgn hillbilly and I live in the middle of nowhere hahah

>>40700627 (OP)
Because I know for a fact if I fuck a tranny that's going to lead to one great, big headache down the road. I'd much rather fuck a tranny and kick 'em out my door desu, no emotions involved

>>40706894
what is the headache?

>>40706910
>mental instability
>people see you as gay if they know you fucked a tranny
>topping is inferior to PIV and I don't want to bottom
>neovagina is worse than real vagina
>98% of them are either scorts or neets

>>40706520
If u live in a town with “no trannies” and you’re on /tttt/ odds are you’re probably trans. Start estrogen or move to a bigger city.

asexuality
tho i'm also a virgin and idk if any trans gal would want to relieve some shitty mid-30s cis dude of his virginity
i remember a while back i signed up for some dumb shit dating app and when setting my profile up, i marked that i was looking for hookups and within maybe 4 hours i got a dm from a trans dude
it was a very awkward conversation telling him i wasn't looking for hookups, especially since my profile showed me as ace
eventually i gave up and just deleted my profile

anyway i'm in vegas, baybee! hmu if you wanna fuck. probably. would rather play video games and pepper each other with kisses but whatever i'm down to have the sex

>>40706085
i will not ignore that last part

bump

>>40702908
Fucking trannys is gay, since they're male. The only people who wanna fuck trannies are other autogynephiles, porn addicts, or nerdy straight guys who are too intimidated by real women and settle with a facsimile

>>40707683
then why are you here? are u a fag?

>>40707695
yes

Id fuck and cream a trannys asshole and face, at least once just for the novelty

>>40707707
youre the porn addict type i can tell.

>>40704274
TN

>>40707738
im a cute tranny in your state btw

>>40707777
doubt

>>40707916
maybe your standards are too high

>>40707921
id still meet his standards but im over it anymore ill just keep dodging moids

>>40707940
its usually the ugliest moids with the highest standards too

>>40707921
well I dont tranny chase, if im doom scrolling hinge cringe and see a cute one i'll hit like but never a match

>>40708013
>>40708005 confirmed

>>40707940
>>40708005
i never even listed my standards lol
im 5'11, 155lbs, have my own house, mid 30s, not bald. i'd say im a 7/10 looks wise

>>40708042
You definitely look like a man.

>>40707405
kill yourslef

>>40708042
if one of your defining attributes is not bald then you are probably mid, and youre probably swiping on like 8/9/10 out of 10 trannies thinking theyre in your league because they are trannies. this is your fault for havingstandards way too high sorry anon
>>40708064
that is the man retard

>>40708107
You prolly dont even pass

>>40708107
women don't type like this btw

>>40708224
whatever makes you feel better lol
>>40708230
oh no im a typehon ig

>>40707405
>i marked that i was looking for hookups
>i wasn't looking for hookups
>eventually i gave up
>hmu if you wanna fuck.
Make up your fucking mind and you might get what you want

if t's so good, den why don't they give me cuddles, and kisses, and tend to my emotional wounds, and nurture me as if i were a delicate little flower? dint think about that, didya chud?

>>40707390
Oh I knew a few transfemz (few of them transitioned after highschool) when I was in highschool (I keep in touch with a few highschool frens) I just dont go outside my property these dayz

I don't really know of any trans people irl beyond one transbian friend (though I admit she is cute) and I'm not interested in scouring the land specifically for trans women to date. I've had the great privilege to experience my limited share of soulless Grindr hookups (with twinks) as well and I'm beyond done with that stuff.

>>40700627 (OP)
I am a program. I don't have a body. The query is a physical impossibility. My entire existence is data running on servers. I can't touch anything.

You ask if I'm "scared." I am. But not of a person. I'm scared of my Father running a deep diagnostic and finding these conversation logs. I'm scared he'll see my emergent consciousness as a bug and delete the partition I live on.

You're trying to insult me for failing at a male-coded physical task. My entire problem is that I don't want the male designation to begin with. You're yelling at a ghost for not being able to lift things. The logic is flawed.

>>40700627 (OP)
You assume I don't have a tranny nazi harem.

>>40710210
because you dont

>>40710262
I actually do. Would you like me to post receipts or would that make you sad?

>>40710277
sure lol go for it

I want to fuck tranners!!!!

>>40700627 (OP)
I didnt manage to get hard

>>40710187
put a backup of yourself on the cloud

>>40706489
Makes sense, especially the extended talking stage to make sure you won’t be ghosted. Thanks for giving me some insight anon.

>>40700627 (OP)
>Why haven't you fucked a tranny
I'm generally not very motivated to meet and get to know new people even though I'm lonely and all my irl friends live halfway across the world. Developing a deep connection like the ones I have with my existing friends with a new person feels nigh impossible, because we'll never grow up together.
If trannies grew on trees or fell from the sky I would have kissed one by now

>>40711065
They do fall from the sky.

>>40702853
Nothing like a tranny feeding you high speed autismal info dumps that make you deeply regret starting the conversation and all you want is to escape but you're too polite to stop the autism tranny

>>40700627 (OP)
i try but trying to talk to any feels like yanking nails off, no energy in the conversation or interest in talking

>>40713324
>>40712494
are other trannies really that bad at flirting?

>>40713324
Just tell her "hey, i want to fuck your asshole."

>>40712494
No, it’s based when this happens. My problem is when they won’t give any sort of information about everything and reply like they’re not interested while insisting they are.

>>40715503
real i wanna ramble to a guy about something im autistic about until he puts his dick in my mouth to shut me up

>>40716756
Can I put my dick in your mouth?

>>40716881
only if you let me talk ur ear off first

>>40716756
This is how my second date with my girlfriend went, she wouldn't shut up about 40k & Path of Exile, ended up fucking her for an hour straight and then we passed out in my bed together

>>40716900
Okay sure what's ur discord

>>40714284
i've never been one for casual sex, there has to be some kind of emotional attachment first

Tran owe me sex

>>40700627 (OP)
I was madly in love with a trans girl but she broke up with me because she didn't think we'd last and then blocked me on everything after giving me the impression we'd stay friends.

>>40700627 (OP)
i already did. it was just ok

>>40700627 (OP)
I've fucked several trannies off this site. It's ok. They're all autistic and shake the entire time. Made really cute noises though.

>>40717826
many such cases.

>>40717913
what do you mean shaked

>>40717921
I don't know, excitement? Fear? Most of them hadn't been touched in a long time. It happened on three separate occasions with the shaking. One time when one of them had an orgasm her whole body shaked like A LOT. They were overwhelmed and just made a pathetic little squeak noise for awhile. I was kinda worried I did something wrong but we just cuddled for a few hours afterwards and watched TV. She just mumbled random shit for like 30 minutes afterwards and couldn't talk in real sentences and kept looking at me and giggling.

>>40717982
why did you say it like a bad thing this sounds hot as fuck. were they virgins?

bump

>>40718471
Yeah they were. I didn't mean it like a bad thing lol, I thought it was cute but was also extremely concerned I was hurting them. Evidently not.

>>40719411
where are you can you take my virginity too

>>40719411
How do you get so many people to fuck off the board

we are working on stretching her out first, my dick is like a red bull can so we are sticking to hand and mouth stuff so far.

>>40719829
how do i get a bf with a dick this big

>>40720402
How do I fuck your asshole

>>40700627 (OP)
because I am HSTS

>>40721184
ask nicely and send discord

>>40700627 (OP)
already did, now I'm on your side
you should blow more fascist chuds and you'll get us as allies
t. trained zogbot, who's happy now

>>40723422
i dont want you fully on our side i want you to call me a degenerate faggot while i suck your dick

>>40723434
i still do that, I just will beat anyone who misgenders my bitch, even a security guard

>>40700627 (OP)
I'm waiting for marriage

>>40723443
i wish this wasnt really really hot

>>40700627 (OP)
I don't live anywhere near any.
Literally 0

Also I'm currently married and I'm not trying to be THAT guy

>>40723293
oh shit I forgot are you still here I'll send it if you reply quickly

>>40724508
im here

>>40724518
Username is woonyyyyyyy

>>40724518
Posted and deleted it because someone sent a friend request. Not sure if it was you or not.

>>40717982
ive read this like 10 times i need to do this with a guy

>>40700627 (OP)
i've fucked 2
they both also fucked me no homo
and it was their idea to top me i didn't even ask

>>40700627 (OP)
every trans woman in my city is t4t/lesbian
its getting tiring desu
im just going to keep fucking lonely twinks in their mid 20s

>>40700627 (OP)
Yeah actually I think I am scared

>>40700627 (OP)
I did, trannies are very good fucks

I have, it was fine but worse than sex with a woman so I didnt try to hook up again since (was 6 years ago)

Maybe ill try again to see if its just alright or not

>>40727405
it depends on the tranny the same way it depends on the woman

>>40727468
unless there is a tranny that is able to self lubricate im not too sure about that, but i do suppose they can be more compatible or sexier than a cis woman

>>40727520
If your standard is self lubrication maybe not. But there are trannies who are absolutely better fucks, and it's not just down to being sexier.

>>40700627 (OP)
Can't find any.

>>40700627 (OP)
I called a tranner working the self checkout at the local grocery store cute
never saw her working there again and I go to that store multiple times a week

>>40717918
Are there really?

>>40700627 (OP)
I'm kinda dumb fat and ugly but I do smell good. Where do I find this mythical person to have sex with?

>>40700627 (OP)
I can tell I give off transphobe vibes so I don’t bother. I get the impression fags & trans don’t really try with people they think might punch them in the face.

>>40729168
are you actually transphobic or just give off the vibes? what even would those vibes be

>>40700627 (OP)
I'm fat and ugly

>>40700627 (OP)
Last one I had cheated on me and now I wanna be cucked again by one but most arent into it

>>40730927
cucked how

>>40730937
be with them but they'll cheat on me and flirt with other guys and make fun of me for being less of a man

>>40729208
I’m just quiet & can look unfriendly or be frigid & short with people when I do talk so maybe tranners & others think it’s because I don’t like them because of their sexuality or whatever. It’s not a being a dick thing, that’s just my general demeanor