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Anonymous No.40701944 >>40701981 >>40702015 >>40702058 >>40702784 >>40704559 >>40706993 >>40707735
nerds
why are nerds so cute fuck I need a nerdy guy or girl to talk my ear off about lore from a stupid game.

God imagine watching them play an rpg and they tell you all about it fuuucckkk I need a dork in my life AHHHH

what dork interest do you have anons?
Anonymous No.40701981 >>40701996 >>40702356
>>40701944 (OP)

For some reasons my special interest is trannies and I don't know why.
Anonymous No.40701996 >>40702241
>>40701981
like how so? what about them captivates you?
Anonymous No.40702015
>>40701944 (OP)
old school runescape
Anonymous No.40702025 >>40702042
pokemon is my main one. i can talk to you about the draft league im in where i went undefeated through the regular season
Anonymous No.40702042 >>40702416
>>40702025
sounds bad ass tell me about it and your favorite pokemon and why
Anonymous No.40702054 >>40702089 >>40709948
fighting game nerds mgfgfm
Anonymous No.40702058 >>40702132 >>40708496
>>40701944 (OP)
I could talk unprompted for HOURS about the following game lore
>FFXIV
>Dofus
>Touhou
Bonus
>Japanese and Kanji
Anonymous No.40702089 >>40702128 >>40709948
>>40702054
need them sooooo bad dude, fighting games are so pretty to look at, almost as pretty as a cute nerd explaining the characters to me
Anonymous No.40702128 >>40702190
>>40702089
I us3d to sit in my exs lap with his obsidian 2 (big fighting game controller) in my lap while he put his hands over me showing me how to play 3rd strike
Anonymous No.40702132 >>40702232
>>40702058
talk my ear off man
Anonymous No.40702190
>>40702128
experiencing levels of jealousy I’ve never felt before
Anonymous No.40702232 >>40702268
>>40702132
Ok so there are a plethora of 4 character proverbs in Japanese (Yojijukugo) that are super interesting there's for instance
>一石二鳥 - isseki ni chou
It has the kanji for one, stone, two and bird
Or
>十人十色 - juunin to iro
It has the kanji of 10, people, 10, color
And you can infer the inherent meaning from them without much issue
There's also compound complex words for instance
>夜間外出禁止令
Which has the kanji for "night" "outside" "prohibition" and "law"
That if you do some thinking you can infer what it means or what it translates to
Kanji is super fucking interesting and I love it, I love the "aha!" moments when a meaning finally clicks in, like 無人島 ("Nothing", "Human", "Island", "Uninhabited Island")
Anonymous No.40702241 >>40702258 >>40702283 >>40708464
>>40701996

I want to be one of them.
Anonymous No.40702258
>>40702241
We welcome you, sister
Anonymous No.40702268
>>40702232
so cute please never shut up
Anonymous No.40702283
>>40702241
nothing is stopping you sister
Anonymous No.40702356
>>40701981

The whole philosophical angle of it.
Anonymous No.40702416 >>40702434 >>40702466
>>40702042
okay so my big strategy when drafting my pokemon was taking slower pokemon and lots of speed control. we’re playing gen 7 so i made sure to grab excadrill first to be a good spinner, since i couldn’t afford a defogger who’d get rid of my sticky webs. i also got araquanid to set those sticky webs, plus klefki for priority thunder wave, and even reuniclus for trick room. i also got tyranitar to set sand in case i wanted to run sand rush excadrill. my big sweeper was mega mawile, since pure power makes it essentially have impossibly high attack (it’s literally equivalent to like, base 259 or something, which is higher than a base stat can be) and i have the infrastructure to let it outspeed shit. i also got goodra, since i like that line, it’s slow, and gives me a special attacker, breloom since it’s slow and strong, plus spore is crazy, pangoro, since we had to make lower value pokemon out z-move users and z-parting shot is sick utility (still switches you out and lowers the opponent’s offenses, but also fully heals the incoming pokemon) and aerodactyl was my final pick since it gave me an offensive z-move user (z-sky attack gives it actual flying STAB) and something that’s genuinely fast instead of relying on my speed control gimmicks, plus a ground immunity is super valuable with how many ground weaknesses i stacked. game 1 i got 3 kills with klefki, because prankster magnet rise let me make it immune to ground, and i had hp ice on it since my opponent had both garchomp and gliscor, and i picked off some low health paralyzed stuff too i think. i actually almost screwed myself that game by being greedy and trying to paralyze their last pokemon but missing the thunder wave. that game also had a crazy hype moment, because i used my z-sky attack against sharpedo its first turn out because i didn’t want to risk a 2hko and getting ohko’d back by water STAB, forgetting it always protects and stays base turn 1 to get speed boost.
Anonymous No.40702434 >>40702450 >>40702477
>>40702416
you may not realize it but talking this much is so hot
Anonymous No.40702450 >>40702477
>>40702434
ikr
Anonymous No.40702466 >>40702487 >>40704764
>>40702416
when the protect came out i thought i was doomed, but z-moves break through protect, so it took like 60% and i was able to finish it off. i had a few other attempts at funny plays that didn’t end up working out (the person i actually know irl was relying pretty heavily on mega lopunny so i put protect on a few targets to fuck it over with crash damage, for example, but it didn’t actually use it that game) but other than goofy EV spreads to just barely outspeed after speed drops (i forgot to mention that’s another reason i picked goodra, for gooey) and pick up/avoid certain KOs, i think i mostly just outplayed in normal ways. anyway, you also asked for my favorite pokemon, it’s aron, i just think it’s such a cute little metal rock dog thing
Anonymous No.40702477 >>40702509
>>40702434
>>40702450
let me know if i need to go into more detail on anything, i kind of assumed a fairly high base knowledge but i don’t know how much you know about pokemon, especially competitive pokemon
Anonymous No.40702487 >>40702622
>>40702466
possibly the hottest anon I’ve ever spoken too please never shut up about the things you love
Anonymous No.40702509 >>40702715
>>40702477
i really don’t know much, I grew up with it but the beauty of this is that the more you yap the hotter you are
Anonymous No.40702622 >>40702628
>>40702487
that’s so sweet anon <3
one goofy strategy i tried my last game (i think my closest one) is running psychic on my klefki because the opponent had a nidoking, which has pretty crazy damage output with sheer force. it’s another situation where prankster magnet rise comes in handy, because as soon as i use it i’m immune to both STABs, resist ice beam, and am still only neutral to thunderbolt, so all i had to worry about was if he was running flamethrower/fire blast. of course, when i actually played i don’t think it ever came up, i ended up sacrificing klefki to get damage on regirock and get araquanid in safely.
i also took advantage of pre-mega mawile a ton. sure, it’s stupid strong when it mega evolves, but a lot of the time it’s worth it to pivot in and out to intimidate opponents and make my other pokemon better able to withstand hits while saving it actually mega evolving until later. that actually really helped in my last game, it let my goodra live talonflame’s z-move and gave me flexibility since it ended up un-mega’d in a final 1v1 against said talonflame. i just sucker punched it since it was low health but was healthy enough and had intimidated it so i could’ve survived a flare blitz if needed
my completely goofy thing is i always name my team after characters in a show i’m watching. i used haibane renmei, x-men, andor, how i met your mother, squid game, and adults so far, playoffs will probably be six feet under and haruhi suzumiya first
Anonymous No.40702628 >>40702805
>>40702622
can i add you on discord i love how much you know about this
Anonymous No.40702715
>>40702509
okay so
>prankster
an ability that gives all non-damaging moves priority
>priority
think like quick attack. every move has its own priority, most being 0, quick attack is +1, extreme speed is +2, switching is something like +5, moves that force the opponent to switch out like roar are like -5. higher priority moves always move before lower priority ones, and when the priority is the same, it’s determined by speed. prankster just adds +1 priority to all status moves, so most end up at +1, but something like roar will still be far into the - since keeping your opponent from moving is broken (there was a strategy based around getting around this, but it was a pain to set up and eventually just got added failsafes to make it impossible)
>EVs & base stats
base stats essentially give ranges for pokemon of a given species’ stats, e.g. blissey has 255 base hp so it’ll always have super high hp, and 10 base defense, so it’ll always have low defense. EVs, short for effort values, influence a pokémon’s final stats. you can have a max of 255 EVs in any stat, and 510 total, and every 4 EVs corresponds to 1 stat point (meaning the max is actually 252). in the cartridge games, you gain EVs by defeating certain pokemon (e.g. a bidoof will give you 1 HP EV, a starly will give you 1 attack EV) or feeding pokemon vitamins. there’s also IVs, which range from 0-31 and at level 100 boost a stat by that much, but on simulator those are all at 31 most of the time
>sticky web
entry hazard that lowers incoming grounded pokémon’s speed by 1 stage when they switch in
>entry hazard
certain moves fuck with switching in, which is big in competitive where pokemon are constantly switching. stealth rocks deal damage to everything depending on their matchup with rock types (1/2 of your HP if you’re double weak, 1/4 if you’re weak, 1/8 normally, 1/16 if you resist, and 1/32 if you double resist), spikes do damage to grounded pokemon depending on how many layers are up
Anonymous No.40702784 >>40702789
>>40701944 (OP)
do comp sci nerds count!?! i love yapping about my favourite linux kernels and kernel modules ^-^
i miss breaking my system on purpose to fix it again, uni fr sucks all joy out of life ;-;
Anonymous No.40702789 >>40702915
>>40702784
yes please yap away
Anonymous No.40702805 >>40702962
>>40702628
absolutely
Anonymous No.40702915 >>40704489
>>40702789
i love having at least 2 kernels installed at all times usually the first one's zen kernel for faster boot times during regular use and a secondary hardened kernel in case any update breaks zen kernel, hardened is usually a lot more robust and less likely to break with experiments updates. moreover i love using custom realtek wifi adapter modules for my external and internal wifi adapter, i love having an extra adapter eith promiscuous mode and packet injection to fuck around on public wifi, it's always fun being silly and booting people off wifi :3 another thing i love doing on my system is setting up gpu passthrough for my main nvidia gpu and letting a windows vm use it, i can have linux main system and still run windows for gaming with bare metal performance with passthroughs. i love my silly little system i wanna own a server rack later down the line too broke for it rn. i love self hosting my applications and setting up custom services, i had an older pc which unfortunately is dead now but i used it for a network attached storage as a replacement for cloud storage :3
Anonymous No.40702962
>>40702805
crunchypowerbomb please tell me more
Anonymous No.40704489 >>40708322
>>40702915
so cute
Anonymous No.40704559 >>40704601
>>40701944 (OP)
Based bi tranner OP?
Anonymous No.40704601 >>40704750
>>40704559
unfortunately i am a cringe bi cis man (male leaning)
Anonymous No.40704750 >>40704768
>>40704601
I get it actually, my husband loves when I do shit like that too. The op picrel made me think tranny.
I enjoy it too, when his vyvanse hits he's the biggest chatterbox it's so cute.
Anonymous No.40704764 >>40704837
>>40702466
aron is cute, I need me the shiny PoGo
Anonymous No.40704768 >>40704870
>>40704750
so jealous your hubby sounds adorable
Anonymous No.40704837 >>40704870
>>40704764
it took me so long to get mine! all my friends got shiny aron’s before me even though i caught pretty much every aron i came across. i was so happy when i finally got her
Anonymous No.40704870 >>40705604
>>40704768
You should be, a life partner really is something else. I trapped him when he was as straight as can be and throughout the years I've slowly corrupted him to the point where now he's addicted to my cock, I literally got it all. Hope you find yourself a good life partner anon.
>>40704837
Happy for you anon, my husband got it so easily meanwhile I haven't even gotten the shadow since I would always get one of the other mons. I'm so sad the mega loses the rock typing, but at least the shadow is the best rock type with party power 2 so that's cool, but makes me feel even more salty i still dont have it...
Speaking of which I really hate we can't trade shadows, the things I would do for apex shadow lugia and ho-oh.
Anonymous No.40704935
i want to be with a yapper but histoically i AM the yapper. anything im into i just rattle on and on and on about it and the nerd guy i like is just like mhm mhm yes. its all topsy turvy like damn.
i remember one time i tried league of legends and my first game this guy added me and just talked to me about beginners strategies for hours and im not sure ive ever been so unable to pull myself away from someone.
sadly this trait translates perfectly to conspiratorially-minded old men in public even if the attraction is absent i can be totally kidnapped by that kind of thing
maybe im just a loser lol
Anonymous No.40705604 >>40706978
>>40704870
i always forget how different PoGo pvp and pve is, in normal competitive play aggron hates its rock typing for giving it so many weaknesses, it (plus no healing) pretty much keeps it from having defensive value, though it does help it on offense by making its head smashes stupid strong. that’s why i loved mega aggron, it let me use one of my favorites in a more defensive role and in a much higher tier. i’ve never been too into that stuff in go, but i did manage a semi-meta great ball team of shinies i like, clefable/skarmory/umbreon
Anonymous No.40706978 >>40709929
>>40705604
You can only use megas in the special mega master league cup afaik? I love the pvp though, I got veteran (2500 elo) for the first time so I'm pretty happy. I've got a few good pvp iv arons but I don't have the candy right now and yeah it's not super meta. That's a tanky team you got lol, I think i'd switch skarmory for talonflame or umbreon for florges (which is getting a com day in september!).
Oh also are you the shiny umbreon fan? I might have talked to you about eevees before lol.
Anonymous No.40706993 >>40707065 >>40707110 >>40708274
>>40701944 (OP)
REMINDER!
this thread is a psychological operation
women do not like nerds
this concludes my PSA
Anonymous No.40707065 >>40707088
>>40706993
not true in the slightest. YOU are the psyop my friend!!
Anonymous No.40707088 >>40707110 >>40707439
>>40707065
then why don't I have a gf
Anonymous No.40707110
>>40706993
>>40707088
Most women don't like nerds but this thread never made that point since op is a bi dude.
Anonymous No.40707439 >>40707519
>>40707088
finding the right person for you is an endeavour... dont give up anon
Anonymous No.40707519 >>40707591
>>40707439
I'm so close to giving up
Anonymous No.40707591
>>40707519
i'm sorry anon. but giving up is the one way you can absolutely assure your loneliness, y'know?
im kind of in the same boat, me and my soulmate are in a very uncomfortable limbo rn with no signs of stopping on the scale of years, he's given me his blessing to find someone else but its hard
Anonymous No.40707735
>>40701944 (OP)
ikr? i need one so bad too. its the main reason i date trans women, i just love getting them to sperg about nerdy topics theyre passionate about it makes me fall for them so hard
glad to see im not the only one
Anonymous No.40708274 >>40708356
>>40706993
hi op here, i’m a man that likes nerdy boys and nerdy girls
Anonymous No.40708322 >>40708345
>>40704489
i will impregnate anyone who thinks me yapping about nerd shit is cute. this is a threat.
Anonymous No.40708345 >>40708355
>>40708322
i’m a cis male so I don’t think thats physically impossible anon
Anonymous No.40708355 >>40708368
>>40708345
i'm not giving up just because biology disagrees with me.
Anonymous No.40708356 >>40708373
>>40708274
I'm tall and fat and broke and my thingy is small
Anonymous No.40708368 >>40708402
>>40708355
anon as long as you keep yapping about your future server rack while you do it then its a date
Anonymous No.40708373
>>40708356
i’m also fat and my thingy is also small anon hopefully you can fin your top in the future
Anonymous No.40708402 >>40708411
>>40708368
yes. i won't stop yapping till either of us falls asleep-
Anonymous No.40708411 >>40708443
>>40708402
mmmm anon falling asleep inside me after pumping me full mmmmm
Anonymous No.40708443 >>40708452
>>40708411
YES pumping you full followed by eepy cuddles :3
Anonymous No.40708452 >>40708474
>>40708443
mmmmm can anon give me some tongue while he pumps me full? does he mind if I leg lock to make sure he doesn’t leave
Anonymous No.40708464
>>40702241
This is the reason why i became tranny lol.
Anonymous No.40708474 >>40708528
>>40708452
yes yes yes yes yes. NEED THAT SO BAD. biting your neck too :3
Anonymous No.40708496 >>40708622
>>40702058
Tell me about touhou. Who is your favorite character?
Anonymous No.40708528 >>40708578
>>40708474
woof make your mark anon!!!!
Anonymous No.40708578 >>40708584
>>40708528
adorable
Anonymous No.40708584
>>40708578
stop it anon and please never shut up about dork stuff
Anonymous No.40708622
>>40708496
Patchouli Knowledge, by far, it's not even close
She's a nerdy, unhealthy, arguably unwashed hikkineet shut in like me, who spends all her time indulging in her hobbies and passions. She sometimes wanders outside of her domain (her library) but those ocassions are rare, much like me leaving my room.
She's also a very skilled magician who's lived for hundreds of years and has very high domain over elemental magic, although she's weak physically which prevents her from casting spells for too long
Anonymous No.40709929 >>40710217 >>40710220
>>40706978
yeah i figured it wasn’t ideal, i had just seen each of them sometimes considered meta, probably 2+ years ago, and they were all at least shiny pokemon i liked and under the 1500 cp threshold. and i don’t think i’ve ever talked about umbreon or eeveelutions on this board though, so that wouldn’t have been me. it is probably my favorite eeveelution though, which is why i have this janky plush from a random mall kiosk
Anonymous No.40709948 >>40710110
>>40702054
>>40702089
Hmm
I used to play a fighting game..
800 hours in it..
i was THE second best player for the character I played in the WORLD.
does that give you all a tingle in ur panties?
Man..too bad I quit tho..
Should I get back into it or?
I’d be rusty as fuck.
Anonymous No.40710110 >>40710204
>>40709948
maybe i’m underestimating how much time 800 hours of playing a fighting game really is, but that seems like way less than i’d expect to be so close to best in the world at a fighting game character. was it not a particularly viable one so there was less competition?
Anonymous No.40710204
>>40710110
>was it not a particularly viable one
It was an A-tier in a game where the S-tiers have mostly 7-3 and 8-2 matchups against almost everyone who isn’t an A-tier, so yeah.
Also the game had a very small playerbase. Probably less than 200 players active online. You could count the amount of good (really more like “good”) players for my character on one hand. You are right, 800 hours is not that impressive and most people who had more time in the game were a lot better than me, but I still was winning against some people who had 2000 hours.
Anonymous No.40710217 >>40710220
>>40709929
To be clear they're still all good, I just think that team is a bit lacking in damage and coverage, but how are you doing with it? I guess that's what matters.

Oh okay, it's funny I talked about it like two weeks ago to someone whom umbreon was one of their fav shiny. Really cute plushies anon! Bagon/phanpy/sandile are all cute, do you have any other? And which one is your favourite? That umbreon one is to die for, i like the downturned ears. My husband saw a bellibolt one (like picrel) that was funny about a month ago!
Anonymous No.40710220
>>40709929
>>40710217
picrel*