Thread 40704499

I am a trans chick who
>hasn't taken my estrogen for 4 months because i forgor
>has a verbal tick of yelling "SUCK MY HUGE NUTS"
>constantly makes jokes about my big hairy nutsack
>is into rimjobs from cis girls and trans boys
>used to be in a dwarf rock band and got kicked out
>dresses like a fat male metalhead and lets my hairy tits hang, has a 5'o clock shadow because idgaf
>is known to randomly burst into penis themed parodies of "Diggy Diggy Hole" and other awesome songs
>has a tenacious d sense of humor and can do one cock pushup
>most of my humor is "MY PENIS", "MAH NUTS"
>never gave a flyin' fuck about femininity, never even gave a second thought to blanchard bullshit
>used to larp as a dwarf named Thaggug Silverchin
And yet I still get more pussy than all of the self hating trans girls on this board combined.

>>40704499 (OP)
Holy based

you sound like my friend xander except she's not fat

>>40704644
You should put me in touch with her she sounds awesome

hell yeah we need more trans chicks like this

>>40704499 (OP)
Youre like my friend matt but more penis themed

>>40704499 (OP)
>i act like a straight male and get lots of straight pussy
okay?

>>40704499 (OP)
Nona, I barely comment in this board outside of my own instigations, but even I have to agree that this cannot be good for optics

Gah cannot believe I’m using that word

>>40705466
YOURE SO FUCKING MAD LMFAO YNGMI

There is no world where the pussy isn't from some theyfab who is equally as gross as you.

Low class dwarf. If you were of noble blood you wouldn't act like this.

>>40704499 (OP)
disgusting rapehon, are you even on hrt?

>>40704499 (OP)
>I am a trans chick
No you are not

>>40704499 (OP)
>I'm a straight manlet with gyno who lies about how much sex I have.

>>40706977
You sound a little like a repressed catholic really into the thing they condemn
unrelated but you and op should have super kinky sex and let me watch

>>40704499 (OP)
If you actually are short, like shorter than average women's height than basically nothing you do can be bad for optics

I wish my dick was big

>>40707034
I think he's the transgender kind that just wants to be trans and share STDs with other puppygirl rapehons, unlike the transexual kind that just want to assimilate with womanhood.

>>40706829
Kys beardhon, gloating over maximizing sex with as many women as possible is as stereotypically middle-schooler malebrained as you can possibly get. I'm devoted to a single person and we have loving sex with each other whenever we want to, what you have sounds beyond disgusting. I paid for lifetime full body laser hair removal because male hair coming out of my skin made me want to suicide. I get extremely stressed about accidentally restarting my T production if I'm just 2 days overdue for my shot and you just forgot and let your hairy male man body remasculinize for 4 entire months??? The average cis man is more of a woman than you good god.

>>40706915
It's from cute girls, theys and trans boys. All smokin hot.
>>40706977
I'm on hrt but haven't taken it for 4 months as I keep forgetting.
>>40709869
Who gives a fuck about malebrained? It's something you made up. It's lesbianbrained. You just think being a femme is superior because you're too obsessed with societal norms.

>>40704499 (OP)
>I am a trans chick who
>>hasn't taken my estrogen for 4 months
no ur not

>>40707122
I'm 5'3 so nothing too crazy but yeah lol
>>40708432
I don't really have sex with other trans gals unless they were post srs but haven't found any of those. I prefer pussy.

>>40705441
SLOB ON MAH HAIRY KNUTS

>>40709953
yEAH BUT.. I kinda am though
"butch lesbians aren't real trans women" ass.
You just think all trans girls have to be performatively feminine like you.

>>40709945
>lesbianbrained
I'm a lesbian and no, no it's not. The women you're supposedly putting your testosterone filled dick in are attracted to you because of how comically manly you seem to be and humoring you if they say otherwise.

>>40704499 (OP)
I've always wondered why incels don't just do this.

>>40709966
>acts like a man
>sounds like a man
>looks like a man
>making no effort to change this
>perfectly happy and dysphoria-free
>"I'm a trans woman like you!!! Accept me slut!! Gock!!!"

>>40710574
Dark triad men using gender-non-conformity to seem safe to stupid women has been a thing for decades
It doesn't work for actual incels, just look at when Chris(tine)-chan tried it

>>40704499 (OP)
How I hate the dwarfcoded

>>40704499 (OP)
i prefer cock

>>40704499 (OP)
Self-hating faggots on suicide watch. Straight dudes won again.

>>40710951
>just look at when Chris(tine)-chan tried it

You mean the person who now has a child on the way because of it? That Chris Chan? Kinda proves the point. You could count the number of males less desirable than Chris Chan on one hand and yet .....

>>40711059
I think the only pussy he got when he was trans was his mothers.
I think he only got his gf after detransitioning right?
And she's not pregnant he just implied it for no reason.

>>40711110
Chris detrans'd? As far as I can tell that isn't the case. You know, with the whole "Im literally an anime girl" shit going on

>>40711116
I don't want to check Chris-chans current gender identity so sure why not.