Thread 40724876

What would u do to do a chronically depressed bottom that was never fucked in the ass before and is wearing nothing but a pair of designer chucks?

>>40724858
>>40724871
18, 5'8 and says "Man"
that's why I'm not sure

>>40724876 (OP)
need a dorky boyfriend who is in love with me to plow me missionary while saying nerdy shit, I also need him to kiss me while he finishes inside.

Anyways guys do you prefer jeans or sweatpants? I have always been a jeans guy but recently started wearing sweats more and they rock ngl

>>40724903
I would fuck him in the ass and bite his neck

Gg do you any random acts of kindness?

>>40724903
turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>40724923
no only random acts of cruelty

>>40724905
Use your eyes. That's how I'm sure.

>>40724923
I'm kind to animals and treat humans like animals which they want anyway

Ass is getting fat I couldn't get in my car

>>40724905
Those are my stats and I also look pooner. Wtf

>>40724918
That sounds nice, can you give me some hickeys too?

>>40724923
Me big strong. help old ladies in grocery stores carry water and grab from high shelf. Me feel good then go on gigi, then me feel bad :(

>>40724984
You should avoid this place and live in the grocery store anon.

>>40724960
yeah I'm gonna have to ask, but most ftms I've encountered either state "Trans Man" or leave the field blank
doesn't look so feminine in this photo

>>40724903
Put a tiny crop top + big pant on him and cook him applestrudel

>>40724968
Trip on debaser

>>40724903
What does he want?
>>40724923
Sometimes.

Pooner or twink?

>>40725010
>doesn't look so feminine in this photo

taking $200 out of your bottoms purse and spending it on much younger bottoms

>>40725051
She says nonbinary of some kind before.

>>40725010
>>40725051
Both afab

taking your bottoms car to fuck much younger bottoms in the backseat

sending dick picks to much younger bottoms from your bottoms phone and then telling him it was just a prank

cutting 1cm off your tops dick for every hunny he steals and every time you catch him cheating

>>40725043
> What does he want?
A cute apartment, love, a corgi & sex
>>40725026
Apfelstrudel also sounds good. I haven't eaten all day...

Today I will remind them.
Lol

>>40725092
oof that hpv is living good

>>40725095
you’re the kind of guy serial killers prey on if you believe bottoms can drive 300 miles by themselves

>>40725108
lol yeah I've had a few that wanted me to drive 300 miles to hang out with them, and I'm not doing that. they get a greyhound ticket and a bag of doritos that has to last them the full trip

>>40725091
That'd be nice.

bottoms want to feel like they’re helen of troy and that their dookie holes could launch a thousand ships

need my pathetic chud penis sucked on for real

>>40725010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnJaRF95TCY&list=RDNnJaRF95TCY&start_radio=1

Today it's grilled porkchop sammies and corn

Lul

>>40725240
Are there any kino gay dating games? Stardew doesn’t count

there should be a day of the week where you have to punch at least one bottom in the nuts so hard he cries

>>40725250
Nekojishi, black gate, small on top, ad astra.

>>40725250
team fortress 2

suspending a homo from the ceiling and using his nuts as a speed bag

>>40725164
It rly would be... I wish I wasn't so lonely rn

>>40724958
>gay people molest their children 1/1000 times >let's make it news

>>40725228
I miss snow

Well I tell them there's no problems, only solutions

can any1 explain being homosexual? I don't get how other men don't feel it. The only ppl I can be emotionally vulnerable with are men... they've always made me feel - different. A little bit safe, something deeper, like, alive in a sense... human.

>>40725250
I like Robin Morningwood.

The guy who made that tarzan cartoon porn died :/

>>40725326
he was a zionist and worked for disney so nothing of value was lost

how did they convince people white fascism bad but jewish fascism good

>>40725355
It was a long convoluted process that began with tampering with the Christian Bible and the late 19th century, and continued through the 20th century by flinging vice at White Christians until they abandoned their religion, their families, and all sense of belonging to a collective identity.

judas iscariot was a twink

brittany murphy was abusing a lot of drugs

>>40725374
Everyone in Hollywood is

>>40724958
Rexie be like: giwtwm sadface these kids are so lucky

>>40725295
What's the fastest you've driven? 110 mph for me. My car is good to 140 for days, but my tires are rated to only 120.

I'm going to Subway. And when I come back, one of you's getting your hole poked.

>>40725373
And I'd like to split his guts then hang him on my wood iykwim

>>40725396
I'd adopt rexie. I can sense she needs my parental guidance and my deep nurturing. Oh yes.

>>40725419
Biboomer. She needs it oh so bad.

>>40725413
can't drive

Hey, it's me again. The newly homosexual gay man on hrt. Someone just rejected me on grindr because they said i had too much plastic surgery on my face but I never have. Is it because i am not white? Are gay men racist in penis preference?

>>40725480
Post face and put on a trip you have potential

>nonwhite
>hrt
Yet another winner

I am the proud owner of the one and only labubody with white skin free of yaaaspills in cisgaygegn

>>40725518
slayyy

Making messican food

>>40725056
yeah maybe you're right
I'll report back I guess

>>40725465
Why is that?

>>40725555
The boomer mobile

>>40725555
he says he has seizures

>>40725555
epilepsy

>>40725551
Make your own tortillas g. The process is easy and trivial. Takes like 20$ for a nice enough press and the flour and you can whip up a dozen. Ezpz

>>40725495
I cant post an unsee link it thinks its spam but tripping is too low even for me.

>>40725582
has it ever caused you to have a hospital stay?

>>40725582
you can't have sex either? i read before that sex triggers epilepsy episodes in some people

>>40725554
If you're sticking your dick in THAT, I think one of the other threads would be more to your liking >>>chasergen

>>40725551
SHALLO???

>>40725580
not really seizures
absences

>>40725595
thankfully not

>>40725593
Delete the . and leave a space

>>40725582
Did they ask you to be emperor three times, you said no, then they moved on and you had a fit cuz you wanted them to ask again and you'd day yes?

>>40725587
No time for that atm. Maybe during autumn

>>40725621
I request the absence of your nazi personality from this general, forever. I literally cannot wait until you die. You are everything wrong with homosexuals.

>>40725615
shallo is too boujee to use anything other than a iphone, that's an android file name

>>40725630
Takes two seconds. I had leftover pork tacos for lunch and had enough time to make the torts while the pork reheated in my airfryer. 10min start to finish.

>>40725615
Slayer

>>40725604
nah I'll only do it if it's a legit dude
I have a thing for guys who look like tomboys

>>40725640
Post a gif that flashes real bad or that one pokemon episode and maybe you'll get lucky

>>40725644
I have unused pizza racks still in the box and a pasta maker I've never used plus other shit on top of shit. I don't need another kitchen tool that I'm probably not going to use

>>40725650
Based. Nvm, plz stay and drown out the trips with your good taste

>>40725603
that's just social ineptitude
doesn't happen when I jerk off

>>40725626
wut

>>40725640
serious question
is there someone on discord pretending to be me saying nazi shit?

>>40725667
Pizza and pasta and tortillas are all fun to make tho. Sounds like you need to focus on putting joy back in your cooking.

>>40725675
Read a book

Tops, your response?

>>40725561
Doubtless, but it has an amazing aerodynamic profile, a drivetrain built to last decades, and ergonomics kind of sublime.

>>40725685
I need a Dr Phil meets Guy Fieri bf to help get me excited about cooking again

>>40725705
Lmao actually made me chortle my ice water out of the corner of my mouth. Why did he post pics of his car?

>>40725711
Sry I have hair. We could have done great things together :(

>>40725705
uhm sir theres a daddy in your window

>>40725724
Lend me some? I want to have a toupee made from my bf's hair and wear it when we're away from each other, so i always have a piece of him with me. Could be kitsch

hehe drunk
>>40725704
>tops have lower iq
more news at 10

>>40725699
I'd rather gouge my eyes out than read jesus shit

>>40725740
Cindy Crawford was mid I think Claudia Schiffer was 11/10 beautiful.

would u let ur twink bf top you¿

>>40725738
I like the hair on my head but if you give me a year I could grow a toupees worth on my ass. Prob wash it first but up to you...

Mostly unrelated to the current chain but I just got ravioli stamps and I'm getting the urge to make pasta again. Comes over me like every 6 months cuz it's not really worth the effort but it is fun. I make sweet potato gnocchi all the time tho. Gonna try lo mein too. Gotta get it all out of my system

>>40725704
I can’t read graphs, bottom. What does it say?

>>40725722
For kicky fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnaOWztXxi0&list=RDNnJaRF95TCY&index=5

I need to look like this

>>40725744
There's several movies and usually theater in the park every couple years if you can't take that long a break from gooning to read 200 pages

>>40725773
Forgot pic. Got tired of forming these by hand so I got a board set that had some stamps and whatnot. V excited to bust out

>>40725773
how is it not worth the effort ravioli are super easy pasta to make and making anything yourself gives it a 100% flavor boost plus you can impress boys with it :3

>>40725769
If he was a good boy.

>>40725819
Several reasons but mostly terminal nobitchesitis. That and I just got the stamps so I haven't made ravioli before. I normally make a bunch of fett and freeze them in portions with tastes good but dry pasta is just soooooo cheap the tradeoff is hard to justify sometimes

>>40725773
Ass hair toupee would look better as a mustache/beard combo to give me that Matt Walsh flair.

That's exciting what kind of ravioli are you thinking of making? I usually buy a bag of Rana butternut squash and cheese or lobster ravioli from the store! Ack. They're both very good for store bought imo. I know how you feel, when the temps cool off here to feel like I'm human again I'll probably feel inspired to cook up my favorites like lasagna with homemade sauce and chow Mein.

>>40725806
so much for gays having good fashion sense
>>40725826
*shiza furiously spreading her octopussoir with chopsticks*

>>40725838
Prob gonna make small batches (6-12) of a bunch of different recipes over a whole day to try things out. These are current plans but I want at least one more
>faux crab
>lobster
>cheese
>mushroom (basically like what's in a wellington with the whole white wine reduction thing)
>butternut puree

>>40725809
I read tyvm
just not religion related shite

I think I will not be seeing any more closeted/bisexual men. I don't think they have the capacity to love another man.
I don't think it can work out for me at least...

>>40725877
Well then do I have good news for you! You must be a top lol

Obviously I love being fucked but I also would like a companion who gives a fuck about me.
Saying that I might try and find myself a fuck.

>>40725878
Did you really get hiv from a bathhouse gangbang

>>40725878
smart move

>>40725892
Not me, no. I haven't been to a bathhouse. Is it fun?

>>40725855
haven't you heard? shiza only likes white guys now

why do i like getting fucked so much? is there a gene that causes this or something

>>40725897
It hurts because I actually loved him. I still do. But I have grown bitter due to being essentially his secret bitch. I wanted him to be a friend and a lover. It was never going to happen.
>>40725907
It is incredibly intimate and very stimulating. I love the idea that my sexual partner is so aroused by my submission and my body.
It feels brilliant but also makes me feel desired which is lovely.

>>40725868
Sounds excellent and entirely too much damn work for me. Are you planning on freezing them to use throughout the month? That's a lot of olis to make at one time.

>>40725877
What are your top 3 favorite books delta

>>40725920
Yeah freeze in portions. That is also a part of the experiment so i can see how they'll hold up over time

I wish I could be like all of these guys out for fun, but I always catch feelings... ;_;

lol

Why have sex when you could instead plan to make ravioli later?

I want to do this to a bottom

>>40725954
I had smoked haddock for tea, it was nice
With chips and peas.

Based british food

>>40725960
Me in the background

>>40725960
why are there so many videos of russian men beating women specifically caught on webcam

>>40725899
Oh that was some larper then... I guess if you like hanging out half naked with a ton of sweaty men and having spontaneous 1on1 or group sex

>>40725969
lol the dead unconscious guy laying in the middle of the room ads to it

>>40725962
So do you have breakfast lunch dinner and tea? Or does tea take the place of lunch?

>>40725626
https://unsee cc/album#OuUYjX4ksQgx

what a faggot

>>40725982
Thank you. I like to think I really tie the room together

>>40725973
Because domestic abuse works. If you treat bottoms like they're worth something they'll go cheat on you with the guy who treats them like a cum sponge and nothing else.

>>40725960
What did he spray her with

>>40725991
Did you set it to one view? Stingy

>>40725991
dumbahhhhhhh

It was whatever the default was

>>40725999
Love potion #9

>>40725999
Pepper spray. I'm not sure how he sat that close to the spray blast without gagging himself

>>40725969
I’m the cat

>>40725983
I don't have a regimented diet like that. I take a multivitamin and just eat when I am hungry really. How else would I stay so skinny :P
But tea is dinner. Supper would be eaten usually shortly before bed.

>>40725582
To be honest I'd enjoy driving you around from time to time. I'm an unreliable cunt most of the time, but can go distances when it really matters.

Ok anyway. Here is my face. I dont think it looks too fucked up. Maybe a little hrt a hint of hrt but lol

https://unsee cc/album#8y11wrLM1srT

>>40726041
Wait so the typical British regiment is breakfast lunch tea then supper? FOUR MEALS???

>>40725924
harry potter philosophers stone
>couldn't give a shit about jk bollocks it was just the first book I read on my own
alice in wonderland
do comics count? watchmen

>>40726051
Made for shiza's 1 inch flacid transbian COK

>>40726068
>do comics count?
Lol oh delty. You really are an innocent guy.

>>40726051
I want fuck you sexsexsex

>>40726068
Alice is wonderland is great but really dude, all children's lit? Like young kids even. Throw in something from the 14+ side of the library every once in a while just to mix her up a bit

i miss business skunk

>>40726068
Did you read the new hunger games book about mitchs games

i think maybe i need to get pounded a few times, just to be sure.. how else would you confirm it
also, i figure, it's a good idea to get topped by someone who enjoys my company. so if i start seeing a guy and he happens to top me quite often, would that make me gay, or bi? i've never had a bf before..

whatever happened to blu?

uwu

>>40726051
Were you the one asking for advice on what to do about your looks or something like that

Oh I got a notification! I wonder which of my many friends have reached out to me today!
>Chase bank code
>Hi this is Lisa from the loan refinancing department
>Text STOP to cancel
>Snapchat news
>Hi this is Lisa from the loan refinancing department
>your credit score has changed
>Hi this is Lisa from the loan refinancing department

...oh

OMG omg omg /gigi/rlies remember the AI slop singer I linked yesterday? turns out the channel released more of her today :0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns9ODPdTZCw

>>40726120
Yep. I am a new gay which I googled and it says baby gay but Im not a naive teenager so not saying that and I'm not going to stop taking hrt so I need advice from expert gays deep in gayness here.

>>40726084
I read every book in my children's library except CS Lewis, then tried to read adult books and found them boring and stopped reading altogether.

>>40726145
Down the road not across the tracks

>>40726154
Whoah thats definitely NOT an expression of gay brotherhood and comradery

Fell asleep on the buss and missed my stop :(
>>40725752
its ok to be wrong

>>40726142
has more soul than ethel cain's music

>>40726051
There's similaries between us but you look prettier so fuck you

>I'm gay, I googled it!
God I hate non-cute autistics

Ugh

>>40726107
Went back to mtfg

Thanks. So how the FUCK do gays (me) get long term monogamous relationships?

>>40726208
AI chatbot bfs

>come back from party
>soul hurts really bad
what science behind this?

>>40726218
thats yisus warning you that worldiness and gayness will send you to hell, have a nice day sis :3

tasering bottoms until they piss themselves

>>40726208
Next spring my plan is to cum in the ground and date whoever grows

>>40726237
need that

>>40726218
The loneliness of crowds. No bf. Something like that.

>>40726145
Get some type of zoomer fade so you stop looking like a 4chan tranny and you'll be golden yep

>>40726239
wouldnt that be your kid tho
like that cursed book I found a review on tiktok about a guy cumming on his toilet many times and getting it pregnant with a human-toiled hybrid baby

>>40726250
damn unc frfr? Sounds a lil cap especially because I am 32 YEARS OLD

>>40726218
I had to stop working late night theater shows cuz the drive home I would almost cry. Something about watching hot people smile at each other then going home to an empty house

Marinas new personality is a little aggressive huh... kinda like it more ngl

>>40726199
What now

>>40726267
he saw his reflection in a cup of horchata

>>40726253
Meh. As long as he maturated by the next season idrc. Rinse repeat yk

>>40726261
this is too sad. stop

when i see people being happy i remind myself that one day we will all be dead and nothing any of us did will have mattered at all

>>40726218
You were exposed to negative demonic energy who like to hang out anywhere people get drunk and or high because it makes them easy to manipulate and even possess which is why alcohol is also called spirits

>>40726281
ok

>>40726306
i
caNT
TAKE
IT ANYMORE!

i need to have gay sex before i die

the devil put lust in your bum bum. Pray the butt lust away!

>>40726287
sorry girl but I know of past life regressions and stuff so I know that I can choose my next incarnation and family in the spirit realm, keep being miserable on this life sis :)

>>40726260
so? you certainly don't look your age besides that haircut suits anyone and tops go craycray for it trust me you'll have to start fending them throwing themselves at you off wherever you go so proceed with caution

>>40726267
It's storming outside and I'm comfy. I can go into work in 3 or 5 hours. Should I game or sleep?

I was living in a strange city 15 years ago and I was really lonely and one day I went to a pet store and found a cat named Dolly and brought him home to my apartment. I was strung out on pills at the time and maybe I wasn't the best cat dad but I really loved him. And my parents were far away and paying for everything and one day Dolly got sick and he wouldn't move much and I could tell he was fading and I remember asking my parents if they would pay for a vet visit and they said no - I forget the exact details but they were hostile about it - and I should have just rushed him to the vet - I didn't have a car but I bet I could have made it - I don't klnow if he could have been saved but it haunts me to this day. And I remember in the night he stiffened and passed away and the next day I took him to the vet and they cremated him for 40 dollars. I miss you Dolly. I'm sorry I failed you and I wish I could have saved you.

And then one year, a few years later, at Thanksgiving my sister taunted me about it - telling the whole table I had killed my cat. We don't speak now.

>>40726330
my cooter clarice is blessed and highly favored by jesus himself if you stick your penis in it you will be cured of your homogayness sumn fierce

>>40726370
Families that use their history to taunt each other are the absolute worst. I'm very sorry that happened to you.

FUCK ETHEL CAIN

>>40726382
I blame myself. I remember how he felt in my arms all stiff and dead and how I regretted instantly not taking him to a vet ER. I was in a bad place mentally but I could have helped him. I remember how happy I was taking him home. And how devastated I was taking him in to be cremated.

>>40726360
sleep is mui importante

watched the new Naked Gun, it was alright

>>40726396
that's how you get AIDS nigga

>>40726400
I need to go back to sleep but I've been crying over my dead former cat for like 20 minutes now. I guess I just never processed the trauma.

who is ethel cain?

some muso troon no one has heard about whos beefing with lana del rey

>>40726399
at least he died with person who loved him the most I'm sure you gave him lots of happy memories and he'll be waiting for you on the other side

>>40726400
True.
>>40726410
It's good to write stuff out. I'm sorry about your cat.

>>40726431
I don't remember any of the happy memories just the sad stuff. I hope I get to see him again.

>>40726411
Creepy pedo incest tranny who makes shitty music and wants to be lana del rey so bad being destroyed by envy over women

>>40726379
Absolutely nut... I mean not! I didn't mean to say nut, why would I gay that? I did it again! I mean why would I say that. Your ass is so big and fuckable ... WHAT THE HELL i meant to say 'your sass is a thing unutterable'. DANG IT TO HECK

>>40726411
a tranny singer who is controversial for being creppy with lana del rey like copying her style and wanting to be her in some way if I understand correctly

Well, not a happy memory, but I had a dog too and at least the dog I gave up and he lived onwards. But I tried to keep a cat and a dog in a 1 bdrm apartment and it didn't work. The cat would howl at the dog. I was so naive. But I really loved them both.

Not quite a dying cat but here's my pathetic story.

I could only eat dark chocolate as a kid after an unfortunate Halloween sugar overdose where I projectile vomited tootsie rolls and couldn't do sugar for years. Went on a family vacation as a kid and my siblings and stepmom "pranked" me by taking all the dark chocolate out of the multipack and throwing it away. So I got to watch all my other siblings get a treat. They didn't even hide it, they dumped it and took the trash out so there was no reveal other than they took the one thing they knew I liked and destroyed it. I had emotional problems and took it poorly. Basically just left the hotel and sat on a bench for hours. Still a hilarious joke in my family about how funny it was. I do not like them much and moved across the country.

I know it's only candy but it's more about my entire family uniting to spite me. Like if your brother was a vegan and before Thanksgiving dinner you dumped Bacon grease over all the veggies and made him sit at the table and watch you all eat.

>>40726411
she is the taylor swift of gay people

>>40726456
I still remember how terrible tootsie rolls tasted despite not having had them in like 30 years.
>I do not like them much and moved across the country.
people don't treat their gay family like humans

why get horny when i stretch

>>40726458
ur thinking of lady gaga

>>40726480
It happened to me too. Loosening up your body and getting in touch with your body's need for movement can be sensual in a way and awaken your horny.

is there a way to just slow things down that isn't just doing drugs or meditation

to anybody else happens that you see a regular thread on /pol/ but when you post the whole thread gets silent and the thread slides? I heard some theories about bots doing the thread and not knowing how to react when someone reals shows up and interrupts the narrative, so I wanna know if somebody else from here also has that happen to them in other boards or eve here

>>40726508
no but you definitely can dilate time with drugs
mdma in particular slows time the fuck down

eventually im going to snap and whore out on grindr

>>40726411
she writes music about rape, being molested, and wears cringy tshirts that say "legalize incest", she pretends to be from Florida, pretends to be southern, uses a fake alias, she's probably really jewish

Hello?

>>40726508
the 1 day slow motion stew

>>40726509
How funny would it have been if this was the last post and the thread died entirely

I like lesbians

>>40726526
I can only hope to get raped and maybe that snaps something into place and I can have sex

>>40726513
ive had time feel frozen momentarily on LSD it freaked me the fuck out. like i had a stopwatch on my phone open and i had to close it out because i got scared by how long it was taking for a second to pass. LSD gets fucking wild when you take too much. theres tons of weird indescribable shit u feel and see too

>>40726541
Me if I wasn't cursed to be skinnyfat by athena bcuz she's jealous of my potentional so she won't let me have a glowup

what did y'all eat tonight?

are there any normal guys here?

>>40726568
shakshuka

>>40726546
me too because they would more likely to ask a gay guy to be a sperm donor and both the fag and the dyke gets to pass on our homo genes

>>40726526
that'll be 99$ a month ty

do u guys know that feel where ur time dilation is so bad that music just sounds like a bunch of individual notes being played and they are spaced out so far that its not even a song anymore

>>40726569
I'll be your agp bf. Let's go.

>>40726568
Someone suggested i eat a grenade.

>>40726568
ribs and garlic bread

>>40726587
i already have a bf, i just don't get why this place has so many disturbing individuals

>>40726568
Already dinner posted g. Missed out

>>40726573
I hope I get asked to be a donor one day I wanna see what my kids would look and be like so bad would be so funny having a mini me running around

i wanna get back into drugs but i cant afford to use money that way right now fuxkkkk

>>40726607
gawk gawk gawk shluuuurppp

>>40726569
Best i can do is be weird but in a different way than typical gigi

>>40726569
who are the weird ones

>>40726568
fasted

>>40726596
We're on 4chan miss. This isn't the gathering spot for well-adjusted humans from loving families.

>>40726617
hey man ill do that for free as long as u dont got stds idc what u look like. a dick is a dick

>>40726628
why would you abandon your son for being gay

>>40726513
that sounds comfy but I don't know where to get or how to synthesize Molly so that's not gonna work
shrooms are my favorite and they're similar to LSD and relatively easy to source, but you can't do them all the time

>>40726533
is it vegetarian

>>40726569
what is normal to you? this is such a loaded question

>>40726632
I don't want to talk about it.

What do you think about radfems calling men scrotes

what music is in your ears tonight?

>>40726632
a narcissistic straight father may see his son as an extension of himself, and so the son's homosexuality, to the narcissist, implies that he is gay too and that disgusts him, so he separates himself from the son who is a threat to his self image as a straight man

>>40726652
kingassripper fart compilation

>>40726652
yuri, AI singer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHSr80Rnm9k

she is so good gaybros

So tru g. Societal norms and empirical truth... Like what even is that???

>>40726652
vatican shadow remixes

>>40726652
Friendship is witchcraft

https://youtu.be/Y5Kb_gd5ziY?si=unDedm7-Haxu4ZOf

>>40726650
it's based, I love and support radfems all the way

>>40726652
https://youtu.be/FxCZtvo6K5E
https://youtu.be/CL39eozQqdI
https://youtu.be/nf5bOkBdYfQ
https://youtu.be/6QL_bUCuhvo

just had the nastiest shit

>>40726690
did you lick it

>>40726703
nah

>>40726690
my shits have been good lately but not long ago i shat a whole bunch of blood, no idea what that was about and didnt even go see a doctor about it

>>40726705
what a waste then

>>40726717
ive been shitting blood a lot lately i think its from a spot that i get fissures in sometimes

>>40726653
I tried explaining this to my parents and they got really annoyed. I wish I could invite you home and have you explain this to my snotty homophobic family.
Well, I didn't say that they assumed THEY were gay because I am - but I did say that parents see their kids as an extension of self and thus as a gay person I am a failing automatically to them.

>>40726721
im into some nasty stuff but scat is too much

>>40726652
https://youtu.be/3_MRe3JwFc8

>>40726652
neofolk

>>40726682
But they think you should never consider gays friends allys or brothers and that we're worse than straight men and spread diseases like rats and stuff cuz we can't stop fucking like methed out retarded animals for 5 seconds

>>40726652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUJTYfLzpz4

AAAAAAHHH the gay fanfic I was waiting to be updated finally got updated :D
im like taylor on the second part of this gift rn

>>40726802
FUCK FUCK FUCK is not an update is an author's note, :(
but it says is not being abandoned so there is hope, damn I was so happy for a second

>>40726724
I don't know man, fissures and hemorrhoids usually don't cause you to shit blood, their blood just shows up spotchy on toilet paper...

>>40726341
The personality test I took said I'm a sadist verse so I'm going to try that to start. Do I literally have to pick being a top or a bottom? How long is the lease on that?

>>40726724
my grandmother died from colon cancer and ignored blood in her stool for longer than she should have

Will you die alone?

>>40726855
probably

>>40726855
No my tapeworm bestie and her children keeping me a skinny queen will always be with me

>>40726847
well i dont have health insurance so rip me i guess

>>40726912
nasty

Is stealing from walmart good?

>>40726971
stealing from any megacorporation is completely justified

>>40726855
we all die alone in our own experience
no one is with you when you close your eyes

>>40726971
yea
fuck corporation, shoplifting big businesses is fine
be gay do crime

>>40726971
lol. what do you steal and how? sometimes when im on my police bodycam kicks i see a lot of walmart theft ones

>>40726971
yeah

>>40726971
the most telling part of American culture is how low level employees will initiate confrontations to defend against theft of 5 dollar purchases of items they don't even own themselves

>>40726971
no, nothing at Walmart is expensive or worth stealing

New cisgaygen

i like male

cismalegaygen then. make it tranny

odds sever
evens chill
dubs do it

>>40727235
>>40727235
>>40727235

odd he has colon cancer
evens its just a fissure
dubs he will die this year

>>40727292
>>40727292
>>40727292