Thread 40730971

Cozy Tea Party Edition

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QOTT: would you go on a picnic and meet up with your fellow /tttt/ transwomen?

>>40730594
>>40722486
KILLSHOT

>>40722512
>>40730594
KILLSHOT

some days are simply lovely

>>40730984
man thank god that's all over now huh

what a terrible time that was for everyone involved. i would know, im anon :D

i think it's good to be embarrassing its earnest and you're living fully (takes another swig)

>>40730971 (OP)
sure why not, I like hiking and nature, and like to watch the animals and draw pictures
I'm thinking of trying to do some water color along a coast near a nature reserve when it gets cloudier and moodier looking
having some new company to bring long would be a nice change tbqh

>>40731210
>having some new company to bring long would be a nice change tbqh
like her?

>>40731250
I guess

>>40731279
the beach is beautiful

>>40731250
tasty creatures

>>40731292
I think so, but the beaches where I grew up are prettier than where I am now tho
to really appreciate the nature I think you need to get there as early as possible when the sun comes up
before all the humans wake up

>>40731341
definitely agree for sure certainly
the 3 - 7 am hours are the most wonderful

>>40731331
I wholeheartedly believe that you should end up in hell

Hello thread how's it going thread are you winning?

>>40731368
they would be very overpopulated if hunters didnt blast their skulls

>>40731377
no my bath is cold and I don’t have the number of the guy I was talking to last night

>>40731377
I don’t even fit in my bath either my legs are poking up way too much

>>40731210
QOTT: I'd go in a pinic with you you seem nice. I hope veryone else on this board dies a slow an painful death

>>40731393
Small bath or longe legge?

>>40731464
a bit of both but i'm definetly not short

how do you start leaking?
im so fucking jealous of all the girls who leak when they are aroused, i could be aroused for hours and not a single drop comes out of me and even when i cum its dry. im so fucking sad i just want to be a leaky mess while im being toyed with. help

>>40731496
leaking triggers my agp and it makes me leak even more ngl

Anyone else here suffer from OCD that messes with your gender? Feels like hell desu

Just had intense sex with my beautiful girlfriend. I used lube because Kat didn't have SRS yet so I penetrate her anus. But towards the end I felt something wet on my tip and it wasn't the lube.

I pulled out and there was a little bit of brown, smelly poop on my tip. I didn't mind too much (I'm not a wuss) but any tips how we can prevent that in the future? She already tried to clean her anus with water.

PS. Yes she has forgiven me for cheating. Stop being bitter and bringing up old shit, I don't care. We are happy and horny.

>>40731598
people or things k*t let her in her ass before val:

1. mono
2. a bunch of dudes when she had a hook up phase a bi man before HRT
3. a black dildo

are kat and Val a thing now

>>40731594
ocd in general is hell

>>40731814
you didnt know? the writings are all over the wall

>>40731879
i haven’t been here in years
they should adopt me.. my euro princesses

Ugh it sucks that I'm here all day every day obsessing over my monitor ;_;
Anyway how're yall today? I'm going to the art museum:)

>>40731814
No.

>>40730556
Navy is absolutely BTFO by this one - you've no idea how strongly they both feel about this. Lynn quite literally believes she's intersex because she's short and early-HRT, she refuses to call herself trans. And Navy's all "yeehaw I got a real cis girl with a pecker ya'll ah win"

>>40731814
Valentine is late-30s and looks like this guy mixed with Paige

>>40731594
bet you see your transition as a checklist and try to become whatever crush you see on your screen

poor lad is totally losing it

>>40731424
Thank you anon T_T

>>40732564
who is Slayer anyway

I wanted to sleep til noon but my animals are in control apparently
>qott
eating outdoors is overrated

can someone post cute pics to inspire me

40732564
Well yes, Hayato & Riz are likely totally losing it after finding out they had a chance with K@ this entire time. Her and Mono haven't been together in years, but they struck a sad deal. Mono promised to bankroll K@'s drug addiction and keep her fed on one condition; she pretend that they were dating again. This way Mono could gloat and drive Navy insane. As long as K@ pretended she was dating Mono and refused to share caps proving otherwise, she would get drugs from her paypig. It worked, but neither Navy nor Mono won. All parties are miserable and bored with what they settled for. So here they post. I won.

>> 40732594
kaliaura’s brother

Im jerking my tiny white pecker as we speak

>>40732594
kaliaura’s brother

>>40733348
Definitely not the same guy I'm remembering then.

>>40732522
Lmao she is intersex retard I've seen the medical stuff about it. Consider being less bitter. Even if she was trans she'd be an exception to how awful you all are, just like lia lia.
>>40732668
I don't want k@, even when I tried to just be a friend she treated me like dirt. I know what I'm worth to her and it's less than dirt.
>>40733343
Wishin i was goonin muh sissy clitty rn

>>40733498
https://open.spotify.com/track/3n3Ppam7vgaVa1iaRUc9Lp?si=UNJeRhP6RDaty4JA8G-d6Q

>>40733498
She doesn't have a vestigial vagina she just has a hormonal imbalance. That's not intersex, that designation is a very modern revision that came with gender ideology's addition to medical journals. Not real. Stop coping you're still a chaser with a male partner. Why did you get bored of your cis wife, is she too old? She's even tinier than Lynn. You like em extra smol :)

worried Mono won't be able to afford surgery to fix Kat's sagging upper eyelids

>>40733498
I just cant stop gooning my tiny white clitty. I just cant. It feels so good

gremlins dick is bigger than mine shes no hermaphrodite

im stuck on this scene. ree. i need to do a comedic transition from tense to happy and i dont know how i want to do it

>>40733637
She showed me her dick. It has a big scar on it

>>40733717
everyone has a big scar on their dick though

>>40733547
Lmao
>>40733558
Theres a ton of intersex disorders. You're bitter about it for no reason who gives a shit? Like really who cares lmao. Stopped reading halfway please be less boooooring
>>40733620
Ugh same I do it 3x a day

>>40733576
my net worth is like 550k I think I can manage that myself

>>40733717
>>40733754
im sorry the joos did this to you………… i shouldve been there to protect you…….
*touches your circumcision scar*

>>40733772
catholic with a hebrew face tattoo?

>>40733754
what the raphe? that's where the fetal labia's grew together to form the oebis appendix and the pee storage
cis woman have it too fyi
its not a scar

>>40730971 (OP)
yes i would but only because i have nobody else to go on a nice picnic with some of you scare me
related note, holy fuck this thread sucks women are so fucking annoying

>>40733809
Thank god there are no women in dis thread. only gay men

>>40733717
Mine does too, and I'm not circumcised. Most of us have them, but they aren't scars. It's the continuation of the Frenulum onto the shaft, running parallel and leading down to the Perineum. Every penis was a proto-vagina during the fetal stages, it's a holdover. Some peoples' lines are more pronounced than others.
>>40733771
Bitter? Stay coping retard, I call out every troon who claims to be "intersex" because they're liars who hate their own kind. She's one of many, even Mono does it. Here's a challenge - stop posting here. You'll never do it. Those idiots keep you around and it killed the tread.
>>40733805
THIS
>>40733827
Paul and FPD are women and they'll unfortunately never leave.

i want to be tony sopranos mob wife

>>40733838
>Urr hurr hurr stop posting to prove you can!!!
Bro are you actually retarded? If you reply or ever post again it's because you're addicted and obsessed with me by the way!!!1112
See how stupid that is? Kys lmao

tony soprano is like if you took a basline of danny devito but then did everything you could to make him extremely fuckable. i could fix him and i'd enjoy watching the ducks with him unlike his ungrateful wife. he needs me as a tranny mistress not that russian girl who just doesn't get him

>>40733898
You're here to flirt with young newfags, as always.

>>40733926
Oh shit you posted another reply!!!! I wuz rite! Lmao idiot

>>40733904
>I'm totally attracted to a fat balding middle-aged man and not seeking to make him my AGP meta-attraction avatar because he would make me look more like a woman in my shallow pornsick 3rd-person view of myself

never seen her this mad before. a nerve was hit

this guys my latest fictional man crush

>>40733771
… What will we do with a tiny white pecker?
What will we do with a tiny white pecker?
What will we do with a tiny white pecker?
Early in the morning
… Way hay and up she goons
Way hay and up she goons
Way hay and up she goons
Early in the morning
… Lock her clitty with a rusty cage
Lock her clitty with a rusty cage
Lock her clitty with a rusty cage
Early in the morning

Ugh I'm sooooo angry and mad gahd dammit. Anyway how're yall today?

>>40733754
I wasn't making fun of her. It looked painful. It wasn't a normal cut scar she said she has a problem with her weenis

>>40733962
lol are you ok? i think the entire
>i need to fuck my way into feeling okay in myself
is something most girls get over when they realise they're hot and most men aren't shit. i just like ugly guys its not that deep. plus i like that he's secretly a softie
>>40733977
we have very different tastes sometimes assuming this is who i think it is
>>40733995
thirsty for fictional Italians

>>40734003
he's not a softie he's a literal sociopath that is almost what all the show is about

am it malebrained for thinking ethel cain feud is tiresome to hear about already

hips ain't coming through...

i like attractive men
>you are meta attracted you pornsick freak, you just like an ideal of what you think men should be

i like unattractive men
>you are meta attracted you gross autogynephile, you only think you like that because you're getting off on your own self image

i am not attracted to women at all
>go figure, agp

trans women rly are always in a misogynistic catch 22

>>40734021
he likes ducks and he just wants someone to listen to him deep down. im also only in the first season so i might not have a full picture

>>40734003
Like Mario?

>>40734003
>we have very different tastes sometimes assuming this is who i think it is
yeah we probably do.

>>40734045
>misogynistic
No man knows what any of that is. It's only trannies berating you.

>>40734045
What if I like people

>>40734062
nah he doesn't do it for me. i would probably have sex with luigi though because i bet he's very romantic and sensual. and you know wario is a freak like i would for sure have sex with him. any man who enjoys garlic that much is going to give crazy head i just know it

>>40734091
yeah a lot of trannies are misogynists especially to other trannies
>>40734111
pervert! have you considered monkhood

waluigi got those yaoi fingers hell put your bussy on blast

>>40734126
Interesting. Ig id go for toad :^)
Kidding...

>>40734045
it's all agp whether you know it or not. sorry hon but thems the rules

i love old people youtube comments

was EastBay a fed

>>40734172
My fav are the ones like "god is good! Praise his name" on AI videos of African children making airplanes with water bottles

Who was Horse and why was everyone obsessed with her? She looked like a guy.

>>40734163
is there any fictional crime man im allowed to be attracted to without committing the sin of agp
>>40734146
i mean toadette always seem happy
>>40734138
this made me laugh

>>40734200
She tops, so the chasers love her
>>40734202
She prob rails his toad butt daily

>>40734202
it's not a sin just own it you sperg. nothing wrong with it, being agp is more trans than some gay guy taking hrt

>>40734226
i don't think either is real, i think both are a way that people can express misogyny to us in a way that is more socially acceptable than expressing it to cis women. its ultimately just a way to express disgust and suspicion of female sexual desire. but people cannot do so to women directly so homophobia and transmisogyny become the pressure valve.

>>40734216
Oh they must be desperate then. Remember when Hayato felt threatened by Spoopy? Can't make this up

>>40734257
That was cause he thought spoopy and me had a thing. We didn't tho just were good friends and played dnd together. True chasers/repressors are fucked in the head they love twinkhons and sissies alot because they are all gay men deep down at best and repressing straight tranny bottoms at worst. I feel bad for them but I also dislike them cause they let the repression turn them into completely insane assholes over time.

>>40734317
Well shit, that's actually kinda sad. He was convinced we all wanted Spoopy but also jealous of anyone that talked to you.

did Marple die yet

>>40734257
>spoopy
ah good times
fryman really got brainbroken over me getting along so....well...with spoopy
had an absolute blast humiliating fryman over this

>>40734358
Well spoopy was very charismatic, a top, and everyone really liked her. He had lots of reasons to be jealous since he's near universally reviled. Don't feel bad for him he's a full on peice of garbage

just remember that if you feel bad about being bpd, aspd, narcissistic or autistic you should thank your lord and savior and that at least you’re not hayato

>>40734439
https://youtu.be/J1hSjZNX48I

>>40734439
The fact he thought we were into non-fem tops showed that he had no theory of mind. That, or he doesn't know jack shit about trannies.

>>40734535
meh not quite my jam rn :/

>>40734807
yeah dunning kruger with possible schizophrenia and a madonna-whore complex makes for a truly despicable person
dude actually thought fem tops simply don't exist and thought he was the biggest chad in town and then goes and plays a catboy in XIV just to end up in the cuckchair while a moogle twice his size molested his character lmao

>>40735185
he should've taken the pinkpill tbdesu

You don't fuck men because you can't. You're too ugly to attract the kind of man you want, so you cope by having ugly sex with each other.
Kat wanted to be with a man but could only get McDonald's employees and bald guys.

>>40735283
He did for a while heh
>>40735324
Damn it's a good thing I detrooned. Am way more handsome as a man :3

>>40735324
Clara topped Navy

>>40735382
>detrooned
>still taking E
pick one you silly goose

>>40735324
clueless

>>40735383
Lmao negative.
>>40735387
Im not on E, just ask yer mom :^)

>>40735403
how long were you on e for? what happens to your body when you go off it?

Sex with hairy man

>>40735324
I've been with an actor, bar owner, skater, and a butcher.

>>40735426
expound

>>40735420
I forget, but over 10 years
>changes
Nothing, except you regain any lost pp usage ability. Mine worked on E but did lose some size and ofc I coomed less. That's back to normal now and maybe I smell a bit different. Bout it

>>40735428
rich man, poor man, beggar man, thief

>>40735428
Then you really shouldn't post here. Mtfg was taken over by Navy and kat and turned into a repetitive cycle of e-dating retards.

>>40735437
your pp got bigger again? what about skin and hair and stuff? mood?

>>40735403
>>40735437
nope, I don't buy it. no offence Navy but you're too in love with yourself to ever go off estrogen. you'd never be able to accept baldness, and neither would any of your partners. such a waste of a cute face. but maybe you're taking finasteride or dutasteride now idk

>>40735448
I have two cats but I never joined the navy because I thought it was for gays

>>40735455
Skin is the same hair is the same. Tbf I'm on finasteride as I've always been so hair and skin wouldn't get dht effects. Was on this as a man too before hrt.
>mood
If anything this is way better. I credit not being on hrt along with ofc good people in my life helping me, for why I was finally able to fully recover from past relationship trauma stuff. I'm way happier now and got muh country boy charm back :3
>>40735471
Ye fin

>>40735492
knew it. you'd never let yourself go bald, and that's a good thing

Do boobs disappear when going off HRT?

>>40735508
All men should start fin at 17 like i did.

>>40735481
In the Navy!
You can sail the 7 seas
In the Navy!
You can top him raw like the man from mickey dees

>>40735518
yes they turn into moobs

>>40735518
Not even a little. Unfortunately

>>40735532
that's true
>>40735542
so you're a boobie boi for life now

>>40735492
So why are you still posting here if you're no longer a tranny? Are you a twunk now?

I can literally not imagine anything more beautiful and feminine than two adult humans called "Mono" and "Kat" naked in bed.

Mono's throbbing cock enters Kat's twitching asshole.
Kat made sure to clean her asshole with water so there will be only a little bit of poop.
Kat's dick tucked away, her balls still shaking with each of Mono's trust.

So beautiful.

>>40735596
I might get them removed i dunno. Tbh i still often get mistaken for a woman but maybe when I cut my hair that will stop
>>40735605
I dunno, it's a place I've been a long time and i don't have a lot of people to talk to. If my old navy frens had a forum or server I'd post there I stead but it doesn't exist. Yall are here forever so I know I can always peek in

>>40735628
Fair enough honestly, you seem pretty nice even though you called me a liar a few weeks ago, hope things go well for you

>>40735605
we've always tolerated chasers here to an extent

>>40735650
My bad, no hard feelings I hope

>>40735650
Navy's cis wife was stolen by a 5' 2" munchkin with a vienna sausage sized dick. Point and laugh.

>Navy cuts his hair short and gets mastectomy
>Gremlin loses interest because he's no longer a mommy gf w/ dick

>>40735492
do you think you could get somebody prego now?

Tfw no transbian gf to play super Mario maker 2 with

>>40735662
Jackie is so based for that

>>40735674
Ye i worry for this which is why i haven't cut the hair or boobs off yet
>>40735675
Yea for sure
>>40735662
They broke up

>>40735695
you would make a super hot anime twink dude however. go for the Corpse Husband look

>>40735711
That's kinda my look now ye. Sorry for the older pic I don't take many these days

don't be mean to reppers

>>40735740
Sooo you were saying you are poly these days yes? Post discord babe ;)

meds

>>40735760
Afabs only but yea I'm poly. Talk to grem if you're cute and afab.

>>40735778
It's my own choice, lynn would be fine with troons but I don't trust any of yall to not fuck me over. Except lia lia ofc she's my best fwen

>>40735800
Cut the bullshit Mabs, Lynn is super protective of you and forced you to ghost several of us who tried to get with you in recent years.

>>40735680
Bump

>>40735826
Everyone here earned my current feelings in their own way, some more than others. Yall are lucky i don't chat with even more venom than I already do.

>>40735839
Bruh you base your opinions of people based on what *** said about them. You believe everything people who have wronged you say, without giving anyone a chance.

>>40735855
I apologized for believing those lies to the few I could, if the others came back I'd beg forgiveness. Name a person and ill tell you why I don't like them

>>40735873
why don't you like jimmy jazz

>>40735883
Jazz isn't my bag

>>40735826
get back to mcdonalds freak

>>40735916
Why does everyone call me Hayato

it's true. navy missed out on my exotic pink bussy because of that trender K@ and her discord daddy

i simply enjoyed the superman blizzard from dq

sSo you're saying... I could've been topped by Navy all this time...?

it's almost 5 I'm drinking rye

it's almost 5 im getting ready to hike some hills

Maybe ill have a nefarious lil drinky too

>>40736106
how bout I drink your dick and we don't tell Grem <3

>>40736121
Theres only one regular poster here id let do that :3

>>40736106
Wow Navy! I haven't seen you and grem post here in god, 2 years? How've yall been?

>>40736146
She posts here every day you indian man.

>>40736161
I dont post here anymore tho. Also I'm not Indian lol

>>40736146
Yea its been two entire years since my last time posting. How are you? Heard you added jade and anya to your harem. Good on ya if so

>>40736138
yes we know its Kat

>>40736173
Lmao... no
She's all yours ol fren

>>40736190
>you and grem once the E wears off

>>40736170
Not exactly. I lived with Jade for a few weeks in Seattle while I found my own place, but anya and I fought, jade heard about it from anya, and now shes blocked me on everything. Sucks but, otherwise I'm doing well in Seattle! I actually have a date in like 30 minutes.

we... we were supposed to move in together... Navy why?!

>>40733887

would u be his goomar

>>40736194
Lmao she isn't black silly
>>40736208
Didja smash >:)

you were supposed to meet me...

>>40736240
>>40736297
Dint even know who you are tbphon. I'd say mono messin around but I never know anymore.

>>40736283
No we never fucked lol. Its kinda become a meme but I went st4t and people like to call me a boypussy chaser now.

>>40736311
Lame!

his ex wife is here again doing our lawn
should i play with her dog
i havent slept this week

>>40736405
tell us about your week

>>40736405
poodle and australian cattle mix?

Why are so many trans women completely and utterly pornbrained. Can't go a minute on any site with a base of popular (white) trans women without getting your feed full of incest/"fauxcest" or little/pedo/age-regression paraphilias, "no kinkshaming ever", "everything conservatives hate must necessarily be good" type rhetoric
I'm just tired man where are the normie trans women I just want to play video games

>>40736474
i feel like a lot of us unfortunately had oppressing upbringings or were molested so

>>40736511
yeah but that doesn't mean it's ok to act like Twitter tranny porn brain coomers

>>40736474
probably because we are hypersexualized by society and they tell us that's all we're worth.

>>40735778
no nona the world's gears tick differently once you peak through the fabric of illusion

>>40736663
>we are hypersexualized by society
lol

>>40736696
>cut off date
I knew lynn for like a month then lmao

>>40736701
you know what I mean don't laugh :(

finished my quota for writing today. yippee.
get to start on the act 2 transition tomorrow.

>>40736809
wth are you talking about

i just woke up. im now in a nightmare. fuck

>>40737037
why'd you leave the keys up on the table

>>40736474
I've literally never seen that but then I don't go on reddit

hrt doesn't really do anything except makes you impotent and you're lying if you say that oh the libido came back. no it didn't.

>>40736622
what i said explains the hypersexuality

Is there like a how to guide for transitioning. I'm kinda stuck rn and can't go on hrt for at least a couple more months but still

>>40737415
yes there are guides.

>>40737423
Where they at tho

>>40737415
how old are you
how tall are you
how bald are you
what is your hip to shoulder ratio
how much do you weigh

>>40736836
im making myself write 6 pages a day when i dont have something more important to do. i want to actualyl get this novel finished but its a lot of writing (surprised face)

>>40737425
idk what are you looking for, like hrt gude? >>>/hrtg/

>>40737449
Uhhh
>how old are you
22
>how tall are you
5'10
>how bald are you
Hairline receding a little
>what is your hip to shoulder ratio
idk
>how much do you weigh
About 170lb

Is it over for me

>>40737467
it's over don't do it unless you don't mind being an obvious tranny at all times to all people, you will obsess over your masculinity a hundred times more on hrt and it will never get better starting that old

me when i schedule schedule tghe meeting and then they miss the meeting adn then the meeting >>40736297

>>40737415
1. do your brows.
2. hair removal. epilating/cream/shaving etc
3. electrolysis/laser appointment
4. voice training
5. get your haircair routine figured out before its long
6. read nicomachean ethics
7. kiss someone

>>40737467
Whats the chin like? Can we see so we can assess?

me wen i am in hurry in a hurry to type out missed thtat meeeting >>40737501

>>40737486
>unless you don't mind being an obvious tranny
The weird thing is I don't really mind this in theory too much. Obviously I'm not gonna go out with like a full beard or whatever, but I understand that I'll never be identical to a biological woman. Does that make me fake trans

>>40737579
saying biological woman makes you fake trans, real troons say cis women
you could manmode forever, it will be shit though, if you don't need to do it don't do it is my advice

idk, not a single trans person post puberty passes, and so personally with that difficulty, i just refuse to play the game. like yeah im sorta uncomfortable with myself, but there's really nothing I can do. I just see unpassing people and just feel grossed out and I refuse to be like that

>>40737565
ya here you go

>>40737626
chinlet but in a manly way
adenoid af

>>40737626
I recognize that chin

>>40737641
I sure as hell hope you don't lol

>>40737595
when you're on the ride for a while the entire concept of gender breaks down.

>>40737663
non binary trans women gang

>>40737626
Honestly you will do fine. Lil tall so you won't omega pass but I think you'd be happy with the results if you didn't post on 4chan.

>>40737663
gender has always been stupid but its impossible to escape in reality

>>40737675
don't tempt them into the pit you devil you drude

>>40730971 (OP)
>QOTT
really it depends who
too many threats go on here for me to just trust anyone
maybe if it was just me at risk of dox or harm but I know too well how petty things can get

>>40737687
I'm always truthful in my assessment. This anon would make a fairly cute twinkhon at worst. Chin always knows

>>40737656
I always thought you were a bit fruity lol

>>40736753
is that so

>>40737675
Good to know
>I think you'd be happy with the results if you didn't post on 4chan
Hence why I try to stay off this site most days haha

>>40737700
their chin looks bad and manly though

>>40737753
>I always thought you were a bit fruity
Everyone does lol
Can you drop a hint as to who you are though, I'm mad curious

>>40737754
Fuck off i sent that years ago lmao
>>40737756
For the best
>>40737759
It's short and not wide. Cis women can have a recessed chin too so nope

24hrs until my HRT appointment im celebrating by getting blitzed

shes just like me fr

>>40737777
it's pointy not rounded

>>40737785
Pointy and short means fem sorry! Length is what matters for passing, even mine is borderline cause longer than this anons. Also I don't care to argue, please feel free to filter me by trip ty ty

>>40737777
>years ago
you are aware it shows the year behind the date if the message is from a previous year yes?

>>40737792
are you upset

>>40737844
I dunno, not a big facebook user but I know i sent that five ever ago when I still had one
>>40737845
No? Just like saying if I'm annoying you, it's ok to filter me. Same for poster above you

>>40737779
congratulations, I'm drunk too but for no reason

>>40737851
you seem upset

>>40737865
That's nice dear

>>40737871
no it's not, hope you feel better

>>40737851
listen fucktard you just blocked the messenger app after I posted that pic you literally still use boomerbook

literally just stop talking shit and spreading lies(get therapy for the pathological lying btw) and ill drop it.

until recently I had an agreement with someone that for Lynn's sake I would keep things to myself but this was under certain conditions which have now been broken. sit the fuck down and stop lying about everything and everyone by constantly vagueposting. its seriously that simple.

>>40737886
Ty ty anon very kind but I am fine, will sleb soon tho I have to keep my wake up times low for school startin Monday
>>40737916
Is this about the hayato thing? Like what's the deal everyone knows about that already it didn't damage your rep that's already so far in the gutter it's never comin out just like mine. As for the rest i l super dont care do whatever you want.

how do I become a cis woman
I'll settle for intersex woman too

>>40737932
ok

>>40737942
reroll

>>40737942
Samsara cycle

>>40737932
the entire hayato shit was made up by you and anyone who can use the archive can see how I was exposing that low IQ incel. the entire thing is out in the open and everyone knows about it.

but you continuously lie about other things too and fabricate completely false narratives.

go explain to Lynn how you walked me through the esta process with the option of literally smuggling me in through Mexico and dumping her.

do I NEED to post that too? fyi there is someone directly in contact with her who has literally all the proof but decided not to act (yet).

just shut the fuck up stop anon posting while imitating others to stir up drama, you fucked my life over more than enough.

and maybe stop talking shit about your supposed friends too.

>>40737987
I don't want to wait that long (๑•﹏•)

i finally got my drone to work i accidentally reversed the polarity on one of the capacitors

>>40738023
It's not a lie though? When we first started dating you secretly called hayato daily for hours, flirted with him, sent him nudes, erp'd him raping you on the kitchen counter. When I caught you I asked you to pick and you said you wanted us both. I later found out you and soph had planned to import him and share him but it didn't work out cause you found out he worked at mcdonalds and was homeless so I stupidly took you back. Then you cheated on me and left the for eve, then I stupidly took you back and you ghosted me for rizzle. I'm retarded yes but that's how it happened.

Someone said mexico. what do you need. I have been summoned here like captain planet

>>40738023
>>40738055
Also nobody cares about ancient caps of us chatting like honestly so your threats mean nothing to me. You're powerless I can post whatever I want tho I don't anon post the whole reason I trip is so nobody thinks anons are me.

>>40738055
>nudes to fryman
literally the most insulting lie of them all I warned you before not to insult my dignity.
have it your way then.

>>40738135
Ig you forgor your excuse then was you needed to send them to someone to test if they were good before showing me. This was before you knew he made fries. Doesnt really matter anyway but it's the truth and I've don't feel like lying for you after everything. Again I don't care about years old caps so post away. Maybe i can find the one from back then where you admit all this, it's prob still on my lappytop :3

22 is not to late to start
I will not doom

>>40730971 (OP)
QOTD : Most likely not.

I just saw ufufus post why does anyone complain when people like that used to post. is that not desensitizing? Like sharing a bed with hitler

>>40730971 (OP)
QOTT: Sure. To represent my culture, I will bring the goon bag. Lol

>>40738218
Which post? Ufufu was the queen of this place once

>>40738208
its not too late

>>40738208
It is too late

>>40738046
what are you gonna do with that drone?

>>40738046
imagine if u coudo fit one of these bad boys with a microscope
would be unstoppable

>>40738176
don't forget the part where you claimed to have cancer and the one jacking off to Jades feetpics

>>40738265

make it autonomous

>>40738316
Everyone already knows I said that years ago. I own my mistake and apologized for my moment of weakness when i was losing the person i loved to a random moid she knew for a week. I shouldn't have said that yea. Dunno the jade reference I was probably bein ironic. Anyway I'm glad we cleared the air and agree the anon yesterday was wrong, not all your partners cheated on you, some you cheated on like with me :)
Nobody cares tho, this is old drama see?

yay gf won her thingie

When did it become acceptable to tripfag on this site without being laughed out? Stop giving these people attention and they'll go away.

>>40737067
keys? i dont play tf2

>>40738276

how would that work

>>40738520
without trips this gen descends into just insulting peoples appearances no matter what because they dont need to be compared to the person theyre insulting

Not to seem delusional or anything, but I am becoming increasingly convinced that my married professor may want to fuck my ass. Should I do it?

I need a versatile tranny gf who likes grand strategy games.

>>40738552
If they're that fragile that the words of internet tough guys hurts them then maybe they should stay on reddit.

>>40738555
yeah why not lol
its better to be a villain than bored
>>40738560
good luck fren.
>>40738568
idk. it seems crazy to care that much either way. people being mean is just mean.

>>40738584
My main concern would be screwing up my academic career. Some of the comments he has made to me could be read as him having an open relationship, but I'm trying not to read too much into it. Honestly, the main reason I'm still telling myself he isn't trying to hit is because I'm a tranny.

>>40738550
You should have your drone play sissy affirmations and fly it around populated areas for maximum sissification

>>40730971 (OP)
Got told by my boss today i got complaints from customers
One called me "that rude faggot" and the other called me "the one who looks like a lady but talks like a boy"
Shld i just kill myself at this point......?

>>40738614
>My main concern would be screwing up my academic career. Some of the comments he has made to me could be read as him having an open relationship, but I'm trying not to read too much into it. Honestly, the main reason I'm still telling myself he isn't trying to hit is because I'm a tranny.
man who cares about that shit college is a scam just get pipe

>>40738631

thats gay asf

>>40738648
oof, sorry

>>40738648
why are you rude? just be nice. it’s not hard. you reap what you sow, you retard

>>40738648
omglol

>>40738648
Back in 2016 my cis manager chewed out a customer and blacklisted them for calling one of our trans delivery drivers a he-she. Sounds like your boss sucks.

>>40738662
I mean you are a gay man on estrogen

>>40738702

im not into men or trannies

nonas is it possible for an ugly neet transbian who has no friends or future prospects to find love? they dont make a transbian dating app so atp im banking on roping soon given ill never feel the embrace of a woman

i dont want to be lonely anymore but i know im not capable or deserving of love

Keep yourself safe everyone. and remember there is always hope and acceptence out there and dont listen to the biggoted trolls. you are all beautiful and deserve life.

>>40738732
thank u tttt superman

ouroboros type shit

>>40738676
Im not rude im just monotone and people get mad at me to my face. I consistently have to defuse situations and tell people im not being shitty. My boss told me he defended me told them id never act pissy to a customer.
There was one time i had to deal with a guy who was clearly shitfaced and callinf me a pos and an asshole and i yelled at him and called him a fag, but thata the only time i got mad ag a customer

Gonna be 32 on Tuesday and I feel pretty gloomy. Knew I should've jumped on HRT at least back to 2014 but I was prepping so fucking hard and made hating trannies half of my identity.

I keep doing this at least once a year the last...two years I think? What do y'all think? Am I cooked or am igmi?

>yes I'm mil and yes I'm about to get the boot
At least I'll be able to GTFO before they decide to kick off WW3.

>>40738790
Shut the fuck up and take estrogen, private pussy.

>>40738790
id rape your holes, bro

>>40738790
fwiw I'm going to be 32 later this year, started in 2013, and still look just as masculine as you
transwomen always still look like men, you didn't miss out on anything

>>40738798
That's a...eh close enough. I signed up with Folx to try and get something. I've been reading a ton and if the dr is intent on hondosing me I'll just cancel and DIY

>>40738790
Oh i know u......

>>40738550
you could put the microcoroscope on the drone
and then you could fly into the clouds!
clouds up close : )
could you imagine dude
better put a patent on that bad boy

>>40738838

i dont think my drone is good enough to go into the clouds

>>40738753
>I consistently have to defuse situations and tell people im not being shitty
never heard of a non-shitty person having to explain people that they’re not shitty. sounds like you’re just a shitty person and don’t realize it

>>40738851
just wait until it's foggy, boom the clouds have come to you rather than you needing to go to them

>>40738854
Even if i was its a fucking job. People should expect employees to be shitty to them

>>40738817
Do it, you'll be fine. You're gonna make it as long as you don't buy into the brand of worms here.

>>40738827
No you don't...I hope anyways

>>40738790
Holy homo. You look super fucking gay. I’m genuinely not surprised you’re trooning out. I mean just look at you. It’s kinda over for you. You never made it to begin with

>>40738811
Unfortunately for you I've got a partner I'm married to.

>>40738815
Think what I've got going against me the most is how much I've masked during social interactions for years now. I basically act and talk like some bro dude. Total opposite at home with my partner lol

>>40738888
Girl, most cis women under 25 talk like bro dudes too. Nice quads

>>40738900
my 19 year old cousin said her sister was mogging and i had to tell her like, you know mog means male of group, right? you cant use it for women.

>>40738914
>falling for backronyms
Already fembrained. Take the E, sooner rather than later. A hon dose is better than no dose.

>>40738924
im a different person

>>40738932
Take the fucking E anyway

>>40738937
i do but im a malebrain

>>40738941
>fishing for me to prove her insecurity wrong
Fembrained

Estrogenized failed males aka trannys

>>40738694
My old boss was great, me and him were really close. When i very first started workimg another person i worked with who had already been there for like a year called me a tranny to another coworker and when he found out they instantly got fired
My new boss is nice ig, kinda careless tho

>>40738948
that wasnt a fish. its just the truth. i have a masculine soul and it makes me sad.

anybody wanna go fishing

>>40739031
im going to cum inside your armpit

>>40739041
if you catch dinner you can do whatever you want to me

>>40739031
i sorta do but trekking your tackle and stuff up to the lake is just so much less comfy than walking without carrying anything

>>40739058
i'll carry it for you

Youre not really fembrained if you dont fuck your dog. Just saying.

>>40739064
that sounds like fun, then!

>>40739076
okay i love you

>>40739077
i wasnt trying to flirt, sorry. i hope that isnt offensive.

>>40739099
bitch suck my fart

you didn't have to impersonate me i was going to be meaner than that

Does Shannon still post?

do white girls fuck dogs?

>>40739135
idk they wont let me in the spca anymore

>>40739135
Does this pass??

>>40739139
sorry….

>>40739146
>>40739135
it's giving discord raid

>>40739107
sorry.

>>40739159
it's okay

>>40739153
Which discord?

>>40739180
i don't know bro i'm 34

"im about to lose it"
-person who has already clearly lost it

never had it to begin with

>>40738055
>I later found out you and soph had planned to import him and share him but it didn't work out cause you found out he worked at mcdonalds and was homeless
lmao that is so fucking sad. is he still a homeless frycook?

Navy sucked homeless fryman dick and kat didn't lol

im doing all sorts of devious things and dont have to tell any of you about it. muahaha

>>40739284
i'm learning banjo

>>40739288
woah, thats awesome. vocaroo?

>>40739292
https://vocaroo.com/17jKivtO3yZP
sorry it peaks

>>40739318
good progress

>>40739357
thanks i'll give up eventually

>>40736311
you're disgusting

>>40736474
wait till you discover the child rape rate of thirdies

>>40736696
>>40737754
DON'T STOP NOW WE HAVE TO RUIN THEM

>>40736696
>navy still feels this way about gremlin

i wish somebody cared about me that much

>>40737916
>for Lynn's sake
Anon, do not do ANYTHING for Lynn's sake. She is pure evil and a nazi. Many of us know that she is the most racist trip the board has ever seen. She is also teeming with internalized transphobia and homophobia. She has murderous thoughts about other trips who talk to Navy, and is so possessive that she makes Navy block longtime friends. Do not hold back, you're the only one brave enough to do this.

>>40737942
up until 10 years ago, intersex meant hermaphrodite, or to have ambiguous genitals at birth. now it means having low-T and stunted bones. which means all beta manlets are intersex now :)

>>40738091
>ancient caps
faggot you were at the height of your relationship in... 2024? yeah thats so ancient

>>40739135
No but lonely Japanese women do.

dysphoria is a bitch

>>40739640
it's easier to ignore and eventually forget once you accept that it's a fetish and is subconsciously correlated to your level of sexual frustration

I won.

>>40739853
Not yet, you have not posted the caps that will end them. Better act fast before Navy tells Gremlin she'll buy her a new computer if she stops reading this thread.

need transbian gf to sniff feet while masturbating

>>40739863
post chin

>>40739870
It's big sadly

i hate being woke
it's so depressing

there is no "crabs in a bucket"
most anon posters here are chasers, even the ones on HRT

>>40731357
yeh, real crepuscular hours are so magical
>>40731424
aw, I'm sure everyone is nice behind their tough exterior
>>40736809
ohh good job anon
>>40739284
oh no

>>40739853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOYP9A7EqiI

>>40740121
lets post at each other during this time from now on :D
i will post my favorite pictures. . .

>>40740281
beautiful song ._.
ugh I love gits so much

>>40740324
yeah man yoko kanno kicks ass i don't know how she pulls it off so well in every production. there has not been an anime as geopolitically accurate and soulful as SAC 2nd gig. it's a sad song about growth. every poster here should make up forever and group hug. i like your picture i haven't been in love in a pretty long time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_LfQUu7m6o

so I had to go and pick something up since the delivery didn't deliver and they put it in some kind of 24 hour locker 30-60 minutes away...
it's collagens, but I thought I was importing it from a german brand, but it turned out they imported it from a turkish brand...
I had to use auto translate camera thingy to make sure it was vegetarian
>>40740290
it's a pretty interesting picture, I wonder where it goes, but I would be too afraid to explore incase it suddenly starts flooding with toxic waste
>>40740281
I never watched that show, is it interesting in current year or ...?

>>40740324
lol nobody thinks about me like that

>>40740397
storm drains only flood during flash floods and rain storms! they are wonderful to explore it you're okay with spiders :D
ghost in the shell SAC is a great show even more today, and especially so if you're a history nerd or a communist. it is, especially the second season, best described as being about our future, defined by the people of the road and no home.
your walk sounds great i wish i had a delivery locker near me. sorry about the turkey

>>40740374
Nomi post

>>40740530
what year are you from nona. my favorite nomi post was when she wanted to build a giant hole drill to the center of the earth

world wide web wo miru

>>40740374
>there has not been an anime as geopolitically accurate and soulful as SAC 2nd gig.
very true altho psychopass does come very close and is getting a bit uncanny in some of its social messaging about the world as of today. pretty unsettling how accurate its description of social decohesion is and the degeneration of society into complete apathy with individualism willingly given up to an intangible "higher power" under the excuse of security and stability. the scenes of bystanders just watching as a woman is brutally murdered while the sycophantic AI police robots do nothing except ask the women repeatedly if she's okay while being beaten to death is really spot on for what's kinda already happening in certain areas of the world.

>i like your picture i haven't been in love in a pretty long time
thats really sad...i think love is such a fundamental need for humans that it can be equalled to the need of water for survival. maybe it's just me but love is like the only thing that keeps the mortal engine within me running, without it I just stop "being". probably the reason why I'm so susceptible to limerence, the void left by unfulfilled love is immediately filled by a melancholic feeling of limerence that seems to be completely immune to the passing of time.

little monkeys on a rock in space, what a mess we have made ...

>storm drain tunnels
I love these kind of structures just like abandoned factories, but tunnels make me really claustrophobic sob

>>40740401
yeah pooge what can i say ur not exactly trying to be a someone that would leave a positive lingering for the things you shared with someone once. im gonna skip being too mean in this occasion because you already know why you don't leave a permanent, positive imprint on others.

>>40730971 (OP)
I reject all women who don't let me play with their cawk.

>>40740760
There will never be a more based post in this general than this one. Bottom-only troons should just 41% themselves already. The 59% will be versatile goddesses who love to please chasers.

love is kinda fruity

>use men's room
>get weird looks
bruh I have a penis just bc I have long hair and take hrt unironically doesn't mean I'm not a man

>>40740741
>yeah pooge what can i say ur not exactly trying to be a someone that would leave a positive lingering for the things you shared with someone once. im gonna skip being too mean in this occasion because you already know why you don't leave a permanent, positive imprint on others.
hey I do leave a positive imprint, ppl like me. it's just not in a romantic sense that I'm talking about is all

new thread
hop hop hop

Gooooood morning trans people. I hope ya slept well cause I did :)