Thread 40733933

How do I get a lazy slob to live with me? I have a decent paying job, live on my own, good at cooking, tall. I don't really have any expectations of my slob other than letting me fuck them at least a couple times a week (I have a high libido but also a big dick that can cause soreness) and be okay with me jerking off to disgusting porn. I also have a fetish for various disgusting things so they can feel free to go unwashed, piss in cups, not shave, doesn't matter to me. Just be there for me and tell me I'm handsome, eat the food I cook, fart on my face, the usual stuff.
I'm demisexual so cis, trans, enby, whatever doesn't really matter that much to me. Is there hope for a better future or should I just settle for a normie relationship? I'm a 29 year old cis guy.

>>40733933 (OP)
you know i hate being a tranny and blame satan for cursing me to an awful life but im so thankful whatever the fuck happened to you didnt happen to me my dude that sounds rough

>>40734016
I dunno, I'm pretty happy and satisfied with my life. Just been a bit lonely since my last breakup, that's all.

>>40733933 (OP)
do i have to be a lazy slob though i want to work as well

>>40734219
You can, as long as you also kinda smell. Maybe work from home or a warehouse job.

>>40733933 (OP)

>21/mtf/USA

i'm very interested in being with you on a whim. i'm not bad looking, i'm active, and i have a sense of humour. i'm morally bankrupt and i don't care what you jerk off to. i'm low maintenance and i'll let you do whatever you want to me. i just want a place i can disappear to and live with you for a while.

dc: raegaveup

>>40734723
What part of the USA?

>>40733933 (OP)

You're on the right track, advertising what you want and what you'd offer somewhere your target demographic is likely to find it. As a disheveled smelly slob I will point out that the longterm viability of this arrangement can be iffy. I'm gross because of a combination of depression and housing insecurity. I have access to bathrooms but not access to one of my own. If I lived with someone supportive although I wouldn't improve overnight due to trauma, in a few months I'd be showering every day taking good care of my skin and hair and nails. The only longterm gross factor I could offer is that even with good hygiene I'll stink 4 hours after a shower if I don't use deoderant. A lot of people aspire to improve, since you're not disgusted by slobs you might nurture them into improving themselves

You're good looking with a big dick, prioritize a partner with compatible values and the same lifestyle goal. Unless your goal is firmly be the sole provider to a loyal affectionate freeuse sex pet, then you're asking for your end goal already. Make sure they have that goal too

>>40736417
Thank you for the genuine, thoughtful answer. I do suppose it would be cute to start with a sort of "this is my lazy slob I take care of and in return they blow me" situation that eventually turns into romance with them slowly becoming a better person after being given their own space and security net to grow. I wouldn't be too upset.
I don't really have any huge ambitions or goals in this life, really. I'm a simple man and easy to please. All I'd really like is to do something good in this world before I eventually depart it.

>>40736477

You won't be single for long, you're engaging and responsive and see the best in what is offered to you. Maybe branch out to nerds that are singularly hypercompetent, good at only woodworking or sewing or dance or something but useless at everything else. You could nurture their passion and enjoy their loser side that without you would be holding them back from achieving anything

One day I'd like a stable living situation where I can spend all my free time working on hobbies and projects with a partner that doesn't mind me being clingy and excessively affectionate. I remember my first boyfriend and I would fuck 4 times a day every day, loved that dynamic. I might feel weird if someone took care of me in exchange for sex because sex is just more reward for me. I'd feel awkward knowing I was getting everything I want and doing nothing I didn't. For many people though you could save their life or make them happier than anyone else

>>40733933 (OP)

Do you suck dick?