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Delta !8J2oC/F356 No.40737177 >>40737282 >>40738483 >>40739234
/gaygen/ - Lousy Day Edition
It's not great or cloudy
Just lousy

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>>40734504
Anonymous No.40737219 >>40737227
there is going to be 4 billion africans by the end of the century, imagina how much bbc or black twinks the gays of the future will have access to
Anonymous No.40737227
>>40737219
Bubbles have a way of bursting
giton !uPj5PAWlKM No.40737233 >>40737264
shouldve made more asparagus

>>40737017
lmao
ClappingDaddyCheeks !!4a3x7pNmA8W No.40737237 >>40738814
I just finished working out. I'm eating yogurt and drinking tea.
ClappingDaddyCheeks !!4a3x7pNmA8W No.40737264 >>40737275
>>40737233
Nice looking dinner.
giton !uPj5PAWlKM No.40737275 >>40737334
>>40737264
thx man
i need to work out tomorrow
how often do you go?
Anonymous No.40737282 >>40737329 >>40737337
>>40737177 (OP)
do you ever have intrusive thoughts about sex with your dad or difficulty not interpreting him as just another man bc he was distant enough as a father that he never felt like one, and you learned that the way to get close to men and get their attention is through flirtation and stuff like that so you don't know how to not have intrusive thoughts to act like that around him and it makes you want to kill yourself every single time a thought like that enters your head or intrusive thoughts about him sexually abusing you or fathers generally being incestuous to the point that going food shopping can be distressing bc you'll get intrusive images of a father raping his son if you see a father and son just walking and you have panic attacks when you get back to your car and have severe pelvic pain before visiting your dad and feeling like you've been beat up after even if nothing bad happened that time and all of this just makes you feel sick and you try to not engage with the thoughts or push them away but just acknowledge them and move on and it helps somewhat but the thoughts still happen and you feel hurt by things he's done in the past and nauseated that what if you liked it and that's why you have these horrible thoughts and what if you're a bad person aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Anonymous No.40737308 >>40737322
squeak in my hole
Anonymous No.40737322 >>40737402
>>40737308
let me ask chatgpt first what is that and how to do it
Anonymous No.40737329 >>40737356
>>40737282
https://voca.ro/1hQrcxoLQ59s
ClappingDaddyCheeks !!4a3x7pNmA8W No.40737334
>>40737275
I work out at home for the most part. And currently, I'm working out everyday. Not too stressful, but a full body workout. Even if it takes me a long time.
Delta !8J2oC/F356 No.40737337 >>40737356
>>40737282
...no
Anonymous No.40737356
sry pls ignore the ocdtism

>>40737329
m8 I never listen to these
what are you saying
I imagine some schizo shit about how I secretly want to fuck my dad even though the thoughts make me want to secretly hurt myself or vomit or cry
it sucks and I wish they would stop, but unless the ocd gets focused on something else like exbff or health issues then idk what to do other than just acknowledging the thoughts and letting them pass
sometimes compulsively posting dumb shit can vent it out of my system b but I don't like doing that a lot

>>40737337
oh I thought it was a normal gay thing
Anonymous No.40737402
>>40737322
grace my hole, and let the squeaks ring true! the reverberations of joy will flow through, reaching every corner, every crevice. squeak to your heart's content, and you shall be rewarded in kind.
Anonymous No.40737417
https://voca.ro/1lXT33YFMHwa
Anonymous No.40737464
https://voca.ro/1ilgGfohq4LG
Anonymous No.40737469 >>40738348
Do straight boys know what they’re doing?
ClappingDaddyCheeks !!4a3x7pNmA8W No.40737585
Look, I just want to kiss guys.
Anonymous No.40737594
im scared
ClappingDaddyCheeks !!4a3x7pNmA8W No.40737599 >>40740808
Okay!? Is that too much to ask?
Anonymous No.40737613
Anonymous No.40737692
need gbf.
Anonymous No.40737734 >>40737765
need bbf.
Anonymous No.40737765 >>40737778
>>40737734
wait 4 me >.<
Anonymous No.40737778
>>40737765
Nah just cuz you gotta do time doesn't mean I have no. Not getting stuck like that again.
Anonymous No.40737786
One of those nights. Guess I'm not sleeping. Ah well
Anonymous No.40737810
i need to start interviewing. wouldn't be my first time moving to a new city
Wagie No.40737839
>I need to start interviewing
>No no I can't go out I need to work
>No it's not my day off yet
>Called in? You betcha
Anonymous No.40737869
Finishing my bag of chips and rubbing my greasy fingers around my nipples in small, concentric circles. Seasoning. For later.
Anonymous No.40737912
one CIS gay boyfriend please
Anonymous No.40737917
i get jobs pretty easily with my resume, it's simply time-consuming, i only hop if i really hate management.
Anonymous No.40737978 >>40738071
Getting a job is scary because then you have to go to the gym at normie hours
Anonymous No.40737996 >>40738012 >>40738071
there should be a kung fu movie about a bottoms that forswears gay sex to i become a master of his art and it could be called the way of the empty hole but i am not married to the title
Anonymous No.40738012 >>40738027
>>40737996
Gohatto
Anonymous No.40738016
https://voca.ro/1l2R9EqkniwQ
Anonymous No.40738027
>>40738012
is it good
Anonymous No.40738042
I wish all the trannies who want to blow their brains out cuz of gender dysphoria just did it, got it over with, and actually blew their brains out.
Anonymous No.40738063
https://voca.ro/19bUzvy1leoY
ClappingDaddyCheeks !!4a3x7pNmA8W No.40738071
>>40737978
It's the weekend. I get off in the morning.
>>40737996
Do you like kungfu movies?
Anonymous No.40738076 >>40738084 >>40738119 >>40738154
"I want to clarify that I never would try to make fun of an actual child... hood... sexual abuse survivor. I would never do that in a million years if someone in here had an honest story to tell. Because I know how hard that is. I know how that you become suicidal. I know that you become a drug addict, and all these different problems that you have to experience [car passes] because someone, an adult, chose to be a disgusting freak..."
Anonymous No.40738084
>>40738076
>btw yes I was an attractive child and yes I did get sex
Anonymous No.40738108
I want to put things up my ass again so badly but I am living at home again and I will be here for the next year

teenage me was very bold for shoving things up my ass here. Crazy risk taking. Now the idea makes me ill.

sigh...yare yare..
Anonymous No.40738115
my gems are resonating in agreement. ah, good fortune is to come
Anonymous No.40738119 >>40738140
>>40738076
I can hear you jacking off from here. Eat a bullet.
Anonymous No.40738140
>>40738119
Ty
Anonymous No.40738154
>>40738076
I bet if paige had not rejected him it would be an 'honest' story
Anonymous No.40738186
https://voca.ro/1chZD4RFKtkn
Anonymous No.40738195
Did anyone call Modesto PD about that incident with methy following the little girl and have his mom SWATed yet?
Anonymous No.40738202 >>40738256 >>40738258
would you date a sexy agp?
Anonymous No.40738255
"No, I think the problem is that trannies are not honest. Its not that you actually think my voice sounds like the voice of a repper. Its that you are a tranny. You see tr-trans traits in everybody.

"The only honest trans people that I know are the ftms. They're not, like, constantly judging a guys masculinity, trying to find a speck that they can say 'a-ha! He's not ... the top level masculine guy. He must be trans. I know it. I know he's trans ha ha. He's gotta be trans just like me'..."
Anonymous No.40738256 >>40738280
>>40738202
a wat
Anonymous No.40738258
>>40738202
yeah but the twist is they have to not be insane
Anonymous No.40738280
>>40738256
basically a nerdy bi guy who noticed how oversexualized females are in our culture and wanted that for himself
and he wants you to treat him like a bimbo slut
Anonymous No.40738299 >>40738321
I want to fuck and also be fucked by an tribal african guy in the wilderness
Anonymous No.40738302
wow that’s so original and you’re a special snowflake for wanting it
Anonymous No.40738321
>>40738299
make it Amazonian and I'll think about it
Anonymous No.40738348
>>40737469
Hugging?
Anonymous No.40738369 >>40738451
need someone to very unsubtly absorb the extra sun energy from my ballsack
Anonymous No.40738374 >>40738390
Any chastity users?
Anonymous No.40738390
>>40738374
My personality is a form of chastity device
Anonymous No.40738451 >>40738526 >>40738629
>>40738369
based ballsack solar energy collecting enthusiast
Anonymous No.40738483 >>40738534
>>40737177 (OP)
Is it normal to masturbate to yourself? I do it quite often
Anonymous No.40738518
need a vegeta type bottom who is always trying to top me but never wins because im genetically superior to him despite his noble birth
Anonymous No.40738526
>>40738451
he's very hairy for how his upper body looks.
Anonymous No.40738534 >>40738967
>>40738483
like looking at yourself in the mirror? kinda weird but ok
Anonymous No.40738578 >>40738591
Thoughts?
Anonymous No.40738586 >>40738643
what did we get up to this weekend gaygen
Anonymous No.40738591 >>40738595
>>40738578
needs his nuts punched
Anonymous No.40738595 >>40738620
>>40738591
Why
Anonymous No.40738600 >>40738633
stop blaming men for your loneliness when you’ve been passing that bussy around like communion bread a man of god doesn’t want leftovers he wants a blessing
Anonymous No.40738620 >>40738627
>>40738595
because he is a defeated male and defeated males should get their nuts punched so they dont forget it
Anonymous No.40738627 >>40738636 >>40738644 >>40738667
>>40738620
What’s a defeated male
Anonymous No.40738629 >>40739505
>>40738451
Thats a great photo that it almost looks professional. It looks like the person is thinking about sex from the pose but the lighting makes you zoom out and feel the vibe of the actual setting instead of relating to the person. Just some guy mentally adrift on a lazy afternoon at home, and the suns overpowering presence in the background conveying the much bigger world outside that the comparatively smaller person is a part of, blissfully unaware and lost in his simple, idle youthful fantasies.
Anonymous No.40738632 >>40738643 >>40738645 >>40738646
went down to the coast today and had lunch on the rocks and soak in a rock pool for a bit
Anonymous No.40738633
>>40738600
Preach
Tea
She ate
Gaymen
Anonymous No.40738636 >>40738642
>>40738627
a guy who lets himself be put in that position
Anonymous No.40738642
>>40738636
lol are you gay?
Anonymous No.40738643 >>40738655
>>40738632
meant for >>40738586
hbu anon
Anonymous No.40738644 >>40738653
>>40738627
tranny
Anonymous No.40738645 >>40738687
>>40738632
alone?
Anonymous No.40738646 >>40738687
>>40738632
Great pic bet you came back from that feeling nice and relaxed
Anonymous No.40738653 >>40738660 >>40738669
>>40738644
Are trannies not into guys like that?
Anonymous No.40738655 >>40738687
>>40738643
sounds gay. what was lunch
Anonymous No.40738660 >>40738706
>>40738653
he should be doused in gasoline and set ablaze
Anonymous No.40738667 >>40738670
>>40738627
The fantasy of a frustrated man who knows they are emasculated and want to emasculate others for spite but are utterly powerless to do so.

So they hang in the thread and babble about everyone being a troon but themselves.
Anonymous No.40738669
>>40738653
>tattoos
I sure hope not
Anonymous No.40738670 >>40738709 >>40738761
>>40738667
Sounds like biboomer. Kek
Anonymous No.40738687 >>40738696 >>40738699 >>40738708
>>40738645
yes alone ;_;
>>40738646
totes
>>40738655
just fish and chips from nearby
Anonymous No.40738696 >>40738707 >>40738749
>>40738687
malnourished tranny body
Anonymous No.40738699 >>40738749
>>40738687
Pretty daring tbf.
Anonymous No.40738706
>>40738660
what a flamer
Anonymous No.40738707
>>40738696
They have a huge willy tho I've seen it
Anonymous No.40738708 >>40738749
>>40738687
are you british?
Anonymous No.40738709 >>40738711 >>40738719 >>40738761
>>40738670
And his most loyal autist imitators who cant detect humor and unironically repeat it as cope. Poe's Law.
Anonymous No.40738711
>>40738709
ironic
Anonymous No.40738719
>>40738709
>He couldn't detect humor in huge textwall lump of shit that clogs the thread
i can see why u dropped skunk
Anonymous No.40738734
>'imitator'
>studies slayer's vocaroos and saves his pics
just give me money boomer. you can pay me to talk to you like you did skunk
Anonymous No.40738749 >>40738763 >>40738764 >>40738784 >>40738813
>>40738696
im skinnyfat acktually
>>40738699
wasnt too high up
>>40738708
strayan
Anonymous No.40738761 >>40738773
>>40738670
>>40738709
>trannysucker samefagging to complain about a better poster than him
kek!
Anonymous No.40738763 >>40739143
>>40738749
Perfect day for it by the looks of it. I'd like to visit Australia some day. What temps are you experiencing now?
Anonymous No.40738764
>>40738749
extra gay
Anonymous No.40738769
meow squeak
Anonymous No.40738773
>>40738761
Shhh
Anonymous No.40738779
Know your boomer fanboys:

b: Im an old man and those hippie gays are dumb because blah blah blah lol
b: okay jokes over lets change the topic...


Fanboy:

"NO! GAYS ARE HORRIBLE! AND TRANS! THEY'RE THE SAME EVIL PEOPLE! THEY ACCUSE EVERYONE OF BEING REPPERS! i AM NOT A REPPER. NO, *YOU* ARE THE TROON! I AM A MAN! I GO OUTSIDE! I TALK TO STRANGERS BECAUSE I AM *NOT* AFRAID OF MEN....

b: okay but youre not making any-

Fanboy: SHUT UP! YOU'RE A TROON TOO. YOU ARE ALL REPPERS! I HATE YOU.... I AM *TOO* A MAN!

[car passes]
Anonymous No.40738782
https://voca.ro/13mfaWoFzEjr
Anonymous No.40738784 >>40739143
>>40738749
post australian hole
Anonymous No.40738785 >>40738789 >>40738793
>complain to mum about how when I visit my dad he sits with his legs wide open and his crotch exposed
>she says all men sit like that
>tell her I don't, I've always sat with my legs crossed since I was a little boy
>she says that's because I'm gay
do straight people really think being gay affects how you sit? as a young kid? I got made fun of for sitting like that in elementary school even, way before I had any active sexuality
very strange
Anonymous No.40738789 >>40738791
>>40738785
are you gonna fuck your dad or keep doing this for decades
Anonymous No.40738791 >>40738796
>>40738789
no I don't want to fuck my dad that's disgusting
Anonymous No.40738793 >>40738841
>>40738785
https://voca.ro/1cAKmmsFPV8P
Anonymous No.40738796 >>40738841
>>40738791
why are you looking at his crotch and talking about his crotch with multiple people
Anonymous No.40738797
>ground sirloin is a flex
Anonymous No.40738813 >>40739143
>>40738749
Anonymous No.40738814
>>40737237
post gains sis
Anonymous No.40738820
https://voca.ro/1ebtaPQUHNCl
Anonymous No.40738833 >>40738848
i'm obsessed with gay top hole
Anonymous No.40738834
I showered and now my crotch doesn't itch anymore - for at least 12 hours :(
Anonymous No.40738839
I am kind of jelly that some of you get to go out and explore nature. I used to also and live in a pretty ecologically diverse area. But I have seen everything numerous times until I've gotten bored with it. I havent been on a nice nature walk in ages. I always go out in autumn to gawk at foliage though.

I am decidedly less jelly of people who think shuffling along a trash littered highway to forage for cigarette butts is "hiking"...
Anonymous No.40738841 >>40738849 >>40738855 >>40738858 >>40738881
>>40738793
I never listen to these just type in text box retard

>>40738796
bc he sits with it pointed right at me, it's like when a stretches and it's winking asshole is staring straight at you. I don't even look directly it's just the vibe it's uncomfortable and I wish he would be more considerate and respectful and sit like a normal person and not some douchey frat boy
Anonymous No.40738848 >>40738875
>>40738833
same
Anonymous No.40738849
>>40738841
a cat stretches*
Anonymous No.40738855
>>40738841
ok daddy fucker
Anonymous No.40738858
>>40738841
Well aren't you a little hothouse orchid
Anonymous No.40738860 >>40738894
>"can YOU lift 20lbs over your head?!"
>20 lbs
Anonymous No.40738875 >>40738893
>>40738848
omg no way
Anonymous No.40738881
>>40738841
>I never listen to these
>I post 9 minute vocaroos of my tranny voice
Anonymous No.40738893
>>40738875
they usually have better holes than bottoms
Anonymous No.40738894
>>40738860
Well I am aware of who I'm talking to. And your didn't answer any of my questions because yeah, walking corpse. Or more accurately rolling in the wheelchair corpse LMAO
Anonymous No.40738904
rollin
rollin
rollin in his wheelchair
Anonymous No.40738934
Every time he posts some rando and says I am in a wheelchair somewhere in a mansion in Vermont, I like to imagine myself like Stephen Hawking posting on 4chan from the underground level of some estate.

I even wrote some fairly decent lore on it:

https://archived.moe/lgbt/thread/40389743/#40390202
FAnon No.40738957 >>40738976 >>40739615
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJFTX7YJwqv
> performed black magic and it partially worked
Anonymous No.40738965
you can’t have the mango
Anonymous No.40738967 >>40738975
>>40738534
I do it on my webcam
Anonymous No.40738975
>>40738967
post vid
Anonymous No.40738976
Good morning homosexuals
>>40738957
>black magic
shieet is this yo card, nigga?
Anonymous No.40738977
Those pics came from video captures that skunk gave us. Night Steph.
Anonymous No.40738981 >>40738995
3am on a saturday and the usual suspects are here seething it’s sad
Anonymous No.40738989
It's 12:06 and I'm going to bed. You'll continue to ocd about me when I'm not here. Di beef fat coke float!
Anonymous No.40738993
don’t even know who he thinks he’s talking to
FAnon No.40738995 >>40739000
>>40738981
You are a nobody on this board. People would recognize me without the name because I'm HIM
Anonymous No.40738996 >>40739002
penis
Anonymous No.40739000
>>40738995
you’re HIM from the powerpuff girls you fat poof
Anonymous No.40739002
>>40738996
indeed
Anonymous No.40739037
>this routine again
https://archived.moe/lgbt/thread/40709638/#40710583
Anonymous No.40739050 >>40739133
im working on my website
Anonymous No.40739054
I feel like I am somehow getting sucked into this Trump/Putin fanfare like its a soap opera or something.
Anonymous No.40739110
why hasn't society developed a nipple toy for people who aren't masochists
Anonymous No.40739133 >>40739160
>>40739050
sounds neat
Anonymous No.40739142
Several guys pissing into the funnel of a beer bong that leads straight into my hole
Anonymous No.40739143 >>40739152
>>40738763
today was like 10 degrees, or 50 degrees fahrenheit, very chilly because we're in winter and its been raining lately but clear sky and sun today tho the water was really cold in the rock pool made my junk shrink heaps when i went in for a dip lol
>>40738784
behaviour unbecoming of a top such as meself Ε₯bh
>>40738813
nice anon what're they
Anonymous No.40739149
had one or two ants crawl on me and now every tiny feeling feels like ants crawling on me, this sucks
Anonymous No.40739151
>top
lol
Anonymous No.40739152
>>40739143
Wow the air must smell so clean there. Where is it, generally, if its not too personal?
Anonymous No.40739160
>>40739133
im trying to get people to pay me for travel advice but I have no training or idea what I am doing
Anonymous No.40739162 >>40739171
there's nothing wrong with bottom x bottom. it's what's on the inside that counts.
Anonymous No.40739171 >>40739177 >>40739242
>>40739162
>it's what's on the inside that counts.
nothing?
Anonymous No.40739176 >>40739199
I hate that I like when a guy calls me "little boy", it feels gross on some level but also makes me feel warm and fuzzy
Anonymous No.40739177 >>40739195 >>40739203
>>40739171
it's a g-g-g-g-ghost
Anonymous No.40739195
>>40739177
lol fun scooby shaggy reference
Anonymous No.40739199 >>40739266
>>40739176
yeah...
Anonymous No.40739203
>>40739177
> all new ghost bottom coming this sunday to fox
Anonymous No.40739218 >>40739492
It kind of frustrates me that the fighters guild in Morrowind doesn't take spear as a major skill so I have to spend a bunch of gold to train long blade if I want to advance in rank :<
No love for spear users anywhere >~< swordchuds just keep winning.
Anonymous No.40739234
>>40737177 (OP)
today my water fast begins
i have vitamins, supplements and more
absolutely 0 sugar
will i get a flat tummy?
Anonymous No.40739242
>>40739171
head empty, so? ain't my problem
FAnon No.40739244 >>40739632
If they're twins they already know exactly what their cock looks like and they've both touched it, so you think they fuck each other's holes and throats when they need it bad? Or share the same guys so they both get that creamy stranger nut? If I had a twin I'd insist we fucked instead of jerking off desu. And yeah, we'd kiss too because I'm handsome so my twin would be too.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DNL0tdaOUBx
Anonymous No.40739266 >>40739430
do you prefer calling a top sir or daddy

>>40739199
>act a little petulant to bf
>he squares up with me and stares me down
>"Watch what you're saying, little boy."
>turn into a puddle
or
>having sex
>sucking his dick
>he's close to cumming
>grabs my head and holds it in place so I can't pull back or get his dick out of my throat
>he says I'm going to swallow his cum like a good little boy while rubbing my throat with his thumb to get his dick even deeper
>entire throat feels hot and the world gets blurred like a smudged oil painting
it's been too long since I've been with a guy I'm going insane
Anonymous No.40739279 >>40739315
Who _are_ you weirdos always thinking about sex? Why do you think people online want to hear that stuff if you know talking that way in real life would get you dragged off to a nut house for perverts? Why do you think the internet exists for you to be gross? Show some damn self respect ffs.
Anonymous No.40739315 >>40739376
>>40739279
Post feet
Anonymous No.40739329 >>40739412
This is hot because it's just his ass bouncing up and down while he gets off. So fuckable this guy

https://thisvid.com/videos/ginger-twink-fucks-fleshlight/
Anonymous No.40739376
>>40739315
feet are everywhere, chill
Anonymous No.40739380 >>40739402
im leaking pre cum like mad for that ass
Anonymous No.40739401
if i could precum my boxers would be soaking 24/7
Anonymous No.40739402 >>40739423
>>40739380
you should leave a comment on the video then so the uploader knows that you’re appreciative
Anonymous No.40739412 >>40739423
>>40739329
I love top ass so much
Anonymous No.40739419 >>40739465 >>40739484 >>40739966
do you go to any gay parties?
Anonymous No.40739423
>>40739402
I'm a bit preoccupied rn lol
>>40739412
He's a bottom, you can tell he craves getting pounded in that big sexy ass while he's using his flashlight ok I'm going to bust i can't hold out
Anonymous No.40739430
ok im going out for a few hours chat don't do anything stupid while I'm away
>>40739266
this gave me a bonar. sir probably daddy feels way too lewd and is embarrassing
Anonymous No.40739465 >>40739481
>>40739419
The idea of swimming in that pool makes me want to vomit
Anonymous No.40739481 >>40739643
>>40739465
why
Anonymous No.40739484
>>40739419
I'm too fem they would all laugh at me
Pancakes No.40739492
>>40739218
My favourite weapon In that game is hircines spear from blood Moon dlc but you can only get it if your a real gamer like me
Pancakes No.40739505
>>40738629
Creepy your creepy and it doesn't look that way it looks like he's thinking about nothing
Anonymous No.40739510 >>40739620
excuse me can one of you faggots rape me to death while choking the worthless life out of me?
Anonymous No.40739521 >>40739542
crucifying mr pancake the cat on mr pancakes the hiv riddled homos front lawn
Pancakes No.40739542
>>40739521
Nooooooo
Anonymous No.40739543
divine squeak, everlasting. a memoir, to my master.
oh.. how i long for thee..
ahh! omg is that an ant crawling on my soda
Pancakes No.40739552
Squeak >.<
Anonymous No.40739559
Coomed. The gay has exited my body and I'm mostly straight again. Whew lads.
Anonymous No.40739582
through the darkness of threads past anon longs to see
one chants out between two worlds
fire, squeak with me
Anonymous No.40739598
did a bit of yoga
her accent sounded like slavic meshed with new zealand
youtube yoga ladies have the strangest accents
Anonymous No.40739609
https://youtu.be/QoleCuvJeME
Anonymous No.40739615
>>40738957
your fat chunky bf with his meaty thicc ass is still alive how did it partially work?
Anonymous No.40739620
>>40739510
im a useless faggot who cant even rape
Anonymous No.40739625
I think I might be gay :/
Anonymous No.40739632
>>40739244
I can instantly tell which twin is gay (the one in blue shirt).
Anonymous No.40739635
I'm going to bed. squeak dreams
Anonymous No.40739643
>>40739481
all the blown out assholes
Anonymous No.40739652
https://youtu.be/RLYJvnz9t08
Anonymous No.40739663
I wanna hold the squeak inside you
I wanna take the squeak that's true
Anonymous No.40739670 >>40739679
I'm a morning person. 5am and I'm up and ready for a jog.
Anonymous No.40739679
>>40739670
post hog
Anonymous No.40739684
https://youtu.be/hpKlCKL9FsM
Anonymous No.40739689
don't trust a ho
never trust a ho
won't trust a ho
who won't trust me
Anonymous No.40739699
You can be a squeak dream or a beautiful nightmare
Anonymous No.40739719
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNgUv6tafzU
Anonymous No.40739760 >>40739764
I am too high for you fucking faggots to type this slow.
Anonymous No.40739764 >>40739783 >>40739789
>>40739760
I'm pretty high but I made microwave fried rice which is cooked brown rice spread on a plastic plate with some cooking oil, vinegar, maple syrup, and good onions sauce - then you really let it go for a long time in the microwave (3 minutes for a small portion - a minute more for an additional 1/2 cup of rice) and it gets nice and crispy
but really I should make real fried rice though I should buy more scallions before I do it
I also have frozen shrimp (real shrimp) to use up
Anonymous No.40739765
hot and heavy, pumpkin pie, chocolate candy, jesus christ
ain't nothing please me more than you
Anonymous No.40739783 >>40739804
>>40739764
Hahahaha. That sounds fucking disgusting hahahaha. Youre eating sweetheart youre eating plastic you fucking sad man
Anonymous No.40739789 >>40739804
>>40739764
microwaved anything never tastes as good as cooking on the stove
buy a rice cooker
Pancakes No.40739799
Reminder that Jesus had slaves
Anonymous No.40739803 >>40739819
big brother gaygen edition

who do you want to see live in a mansion together?
Anonymous No.40739804 >>40739830
>>40739789
my stainless steel pot makes rice just fine
I don't even need to measure I'm a rice ninja now
>microwaved anything never tastes as good as cooking on the stove
no but it's 1/100 the effort
>>40739783
it's actually pretty good if you use real maple syrup, nice vinegar, good onions sauce etc.
and I like brown rice flavor but its a bit bland on its own
the rice does get crispy in the microwave I promise try it (if you add extra oil)
Anonymous No.40739819 >>40739874 >>40739946
>>40739803
Let's reunite the old gang. And Holden's wife has to watch.
Anonymous No.40739830 >>40739834
>>40739804
Who taught you how to cook honey lol that sounds absolutely awful
Anonymous No.40739834 >>40739852
>>40739830
nobody
its actually quite good
what slop do you make?
Anonymous No.40739852 >>40739893
>>40739834
I used to make fried rice but i prefer these rice ramen noodles over rice, they work really well in stir fry. This is like 20 minutes of work it's nothing
Anonymous No.40739865
forgot how weird it feels to clean out your ass
Anonymous No.40739874 >>40739919 >>40739950
>>40739819
His phenotype was really gay despite having a beard. No straight or bi guys wear "aussiebum" underwear.
Anonymous No.40739893 >>40739932
>>40739852
you must have a real pan
rice noodles and stainless steel are a nightmare
I guess that's a good reminder to make my fried rice in my cast iron skillet
rice and eggs get horribly stuck to stainless steel
Anonymous No.40739919
>>40739874
He's gay gay. Freshies can't tell the difference, and they're going to get groomed by the first older fag who manipulates them and thorny does the same shit. They'll go off with an aids bottom because he was there first.
Anonymous No.40739932 >>40739952
>>40739893
It's not a real wok it's a non stick home use wok. The real woks are made from tougher metal able to withstand much higher heat than the 300 degrees I'm getting out of my burners.
Pancakes No.40739946
>>40739819
This doesn't include me and I was #groomedbyholden when I was just a nineteenie
Pancakes No.40739950
>>40739874
He has ugly feet
Anonymous No.40739952
>>40739932
>it's a non stick
I swore off non stick coatings and I am paying the price.
Anonymous No.40739959
Thorny catching strays... (GOOD)
Anonymous No.40739966
>>40739419
No I literally can't comprehend why anyone would seems annoying af I would much rather chill at home cooking watching kino and playing vidya or somewhere in nature but I'm also schizoid so yeah
Pancakes No.40739973
>Aussiebum
What does this mean does it mean your gonna bum an Aussie if you wears them 0_0
Anonymous No.40739980
Guess, guess, guess, guess, guess, guess, guess, guess
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Pancakes No.40739982
I think Australian men are the most attractive look at Steve Irwins son
Anonymous No.40739994 >>40740004
True???
Anonymous No.40740004
>>40739994
The simp menace
Pancakes No.40740015 >>40740037
Milo yiannapolous is a straight man why are you posting him here he's also a neo nazi can you please post gay men
Anonymous No.40740037 >>40740060
>>40740015
Egyptian pharoh archetype
Pancakes No.40740040
I'm so tired of going into gaygen and seeing BISEXUAL and HETEROSEXUAL men
Anonymous No.40740044
This is sending me
Pancakes No.40740047
I have bisexual fatigue every time I encounter a bisexual
Anonymous No.40740052
eh i mean it can go
Either Way
Pancakes No.40740057
Incels have a point you know because many people are denied sex for being ugly but that's good for the species
Pancakes No.40740060 >>40740307
>>40740037
Anonymous No.40740079
gay cock
Anonymous No.40740083
I'm smarter than a smart fridge
Pancakes No.40740090 >>40740113
Squeak >.<
Anonymous No.40740094 >>40740151
where did all the tripfags go?
Pancakes No.40740095
I saw a mouse running by so I stepped on him squeak >.<
Anonymous No.40740100 >>40740286
he's killing animals again :/
Anonymous No.40740110
liveblog from the traphouse
Pancakes No.40740112
Oh as if your place doesn't have mice they come inside when it starts to get cold in August
Anonymous No.40740113
>>40740090
Keys aids ridden faggot
Pancakes No.40740119
I kill mice every time I see them they are pests like ants
Pancakes No.40740131
I don't have aids that's a viscous lie started by shiza
Anonymous No.40740151 >>40740193
>>40740094
It's nighttime in germany
Anonymous No.40740188
>as if your place doesn't have mice
Lmao
Anonymous No.40740192
and yet you posted yourself holding aids meds bottle, and constantly samefag as anon and delete your posts creating an air of plausible deniability
Anonymous No.40740193
>>40740151
its 1pm
Anonymous No.40740195 >>40740199 >>40740220 >>40740278
Am I gay if I like house music?
Anonymous No.40740199
>>40740195
Your a pedophile if you like house music
Anonymous No.40740220
>>40740195
I like trance, drum n' bass, deep house, edm
Anonymous No.40740278
>>40740195
I went to meet a friend for coffee and when I saw her outside the shop she was talking to another guy. I had house music pumping when I waved to them. The guy she was talking to asked her, "who's your gay friend?"
Anonymous No.40740286
>>40740100
animals have to die in order for you to eat them
Mr pancakes No.40740300 >>40740302 >>40740313 >>40740317
I ate that mouse
Anonymous No.40740302
>>40740300
Sleigh
Anonymous No.40740307
>>40740060
he looks like a canaanite death mask that came to life and is haunting a human form
Anonymous No.40740313
>>40740300
https://youtu.be/SOmupdyeaRY
Anonymous No.40740317
>>40740300
yeah. I've seen what you look like, sis. I know you eat
Mr pancakes No.40740351
One time my boyfriend's dog bit a pregnant mouse and it exploded little wiggly babies everywhere and I had to step on them to end their misery
Mr pancakes No.40740355
And then another time I got to exterminate some squirrels using gas to humanely suffocate them
Anonymous No.40740362
wow its really like im at a divebar at closing time
Mr pancakes No.40740363
Lol I'm just joking about the squirrels don't worry I'm not a psycho
Mr pancakes No.40740369
But it's morning time
Anonymous No.40740393 >>40740402
signing a binding restraining order that mr pancakes has to stay 100m from any animal
Mr pancakes No.40740402
>>40740393
I can't I live around blacks
Mr pancakes No.40740407 >>40740414 >>40740438
What kind of animals are your favourites
Anonymous No.40740414
>>40740407
I HATE MACAQUES
ClappingDaddyCheeks !!4a3x7pNmA8W No.40740437 >>40740459
Just got home. I'm going to bed.
Anonymous No.40740438
>>40740407
birbs
Mr pancakes No.40740459
>>40740437
Wtf is that a ufo
Anonymous No.40740476 >>40740492 >>40740595 >>40740601 >>40741066
I can't believe i was a teen during the prime Kik grooming years and never used it. Just played stupid korean vidya and never had an older man tell me I was attractive and mature for my age. :(
Anonymous No.40740492 >>40740496
>>40740476
I used it alot lol. Had weirdos talk to me but my ass was too young and retarded to even hold a proper convo
Anonymous No.40740496 >>40740513
>>40740492
How were people originally getting DMs? Did you use all the threads online like "post your Kik and a/s/l?" or were there like the equivalent of Discord groups
Anonymous No.40740513
>>40740496
I recall being able to join a bunch of group chats and stuff directly in the app and from there I got dms from other members in those chats. I remember I felt really cool being able to chat with Americans lol
Mr pancakes No.40740516 >>40740532
We're walking through the woods one day? Or something strange Olympic who like to jump and play they followed their new animal friends not knowing their adventure with and the animals were heading just around the band where are they going I don't know how do we get there I don't know
Mr pancakes No.40740532
>>40740516
While walking through the woods one day Chris and Martin saw something strange a leaping lemur who liked to laugh and play they followed their new animal friend not knowing where this adventure would end the animals were heading just around the bend
Where are they going?
I don't know
How do we get there?
Come on let's go!
Anonymous No.40740535 >>40740547
seems like a full on schizoid special on gigi today, aye
Mr pancakes No.40740547
>>40740535
https://voca.ro/1dol3RQVUQEI
Mr pancakes No.40740574
Do you guys like blue eyes
Anonymous No.40740591 >>40740623
Do you guys like feet
Anonymous No.40740592
It's not right but it's okay I'm gonna make it anyway
Anonymous No.40740595
>>40740476
you can't get groomed online. those people wanted it
Mr pancakes No.40740601 >>40740663
>>40740476
I was groomed from 12 onward on Kik and Omegle
Anonymous No.40740623
>>40740591
fake. that guy is not sleeping. just acting like he's sleeping
Anonymous No.40740663
>>40740601
your uncle got on kik and omegle just to groom you? he could have just visited you in your house, no?
Mr pancakes No.40740664 >>40740692 >>40740705
Why was it gods plan for me to get groomed
Mr pancakes No.40740673
Where did this meme of my uncle grooming me come from I never said anything to imply that before
Anonymous No.40740677 >>40740684
Lots of flies on my window today. Who is sending these monitoring spirits?
giton !uPj5PAWlKM No.40740684
>>40740677
CIA. You know how small they can make cameras right? Right.
giton !uPj5PAWlKM No.40740688 >>40740730
>be friday at work
>take a bathroom break
>working in a new area so i make my way to a new bathroom
>step up to a urinal and start going
>after a couple seconds a fucking swarm of gnats flies out of the little hole
I jumped
Anonymous No.40740692 >>40740704
>>40740664
Did getting groomed help your confidence? I might have enjoyed the self esteem boost of someone that wasn't my mom telling me I was attractive
Anonymous No.40740701 >>40740714
>finds app that allows you to talk to older me
>download it
>make account
>talk to older men
>oh no i've been groomed
Mr pancakes No.40740704
>>40740692
No I won't encourage that behavior from grown men its disgusting to me now because it's like I was underaged so I could not consent
Anonymous No.40740705
>>40740664
Because youre an evil animal sadist killer
Anonymous No.40740710
very interesting banned and deleted posts itt
Anonymous No.40740714 >>40740733
>>40740701
Yeah that's basically what happened except they got me to send them videos of my privates and put things in my butt so it was digital rape
Anonymous No.40740716
tired of this dullard
Anonymous No.40740724 >>40740739
>they got me
>digital rape
lol
Anonymous No.40740730
>>40740688
gnats flew out of your peehole???? O.O
Anonymous No.40740733 >>40740744
>>40740714
Bro one of these bastards told me to put a qtip in my peehole on camera worst decision of my life
Anonymous No.40740739
>>40740724
Yeah they used coercion and persuasion which is rape
Anonymous No.40740744 >>40740755
>>40740733
Did it get stuck
Anonymous No.40740746 >>40740780
I was cyber molested in roblox when I was a child
Anonymous No.40740750 >>40740782
>coercion and persuasion
>on the internet
Anonymous No.40740755
>>40740744
Yes it sucks all the moisture up it's like pulling sharp steel wool out of your urethra
Mr Pancakes No.40740780
>>40740746
I was molested in club penguin
Mr Pancakes No.40740782 >>40740789
>>40740750
Yeah first he says he'll be your boyfriend then he says your making him sad and he's gonna kill himself If you don't send him nudes very frightening
Anonymous No.40740789
>>40740782
>first he says he'll be your boyfriend
so you wanted the 50 year old man. that's not grooming. you chose that
Anonymous No.40740805
>>40740801
>>40740801
>>40740801
Anonymous No.40740808
>>40737599
hello omar aladeen
Anonymous No.40741066
>>40740476
I did a ton of that and it messed me up lol