Thread 40738906

QOTT: are you superstitious?
Q4C: would you let a tranner give you crystals?

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Qott: No. Yes.

Qott: Yes. No.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I HATE YOU ALL DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

>>40738906 (OP)
QOTT: lil bit after chilling w/ some occulists on discord
Q4C: Fuck no one of the faggots in there talked about how they worked better if he put them in his ass while he slept.

>>40738906 (OP)
only superstition i believe in is if something good happens 2 me then something bad is coming

would you let a tranny give you rocks she found on the beach?

>>40738959
No, I would push said tranny into the ocean.

>>40738959
Yes, but I would drown myself in the ocean because I would feel unworthy of rock gift.

>>40738906 (OP)
>qott
I'm not superstitious but I will do everything in my power to avoid opening an umbrella indoors, stepping under a ladder, breaking a mirror, splitting a pole when I'm walking with someone, and some other stuff. and I have a necklace with howlite that I hold when I get anxious.

>>40624915
he's sitting in the call rn wondering out loud if we could both fit in his bed x_x
wtf timeline am i in

>>40738906 (OP)
>Q4C
I have a bunch of crystals already they're cool so yeah
Not for "powers" reason, gems and minerals are just neat

>>40738964
Cute :)

>>40738969
You deserve rock gift.

>>40738906 (OP)
>are you superstitious?
no
>would you let a tranner give you crystals?
yes

>>40738982
Plap him

daddy's home

Oh god no it's back

I would treasure any crystal a cute tranner gifted me

i went out last night and it was really fun and I'm a normie again but now I have to do a no sleep reset and I'm hangxious and lonely ;;
don't tell anyone I'm posting they'll be disappointed in me... i probably won't end up sticking around anyway im just. i missed you a little. but don't get the wrong idea im just farming you for attention

>Date tranners to get away from cis woman insanity
>They start doing the crystal and astrology shit too
Holy fuck man there's no winning is there

Ay tranners can I get uhhhhh some of them rocks that look like food

>>40738906 (OP)
qott: yeah I'm pretty superstitious. only the fun stuff though I like doing stuff to try and accumulate good luck even if I'm not sure if it works. and i really like every kind of fortune telling. i visit a psychic regularly and I check my horoscope and i ching religiously. no crystals yet but that's mostly cause I'm cheap

look in a mirror and no pass for seven years

>>40739048
have you seen the meat rocks that are popular in China lately? they're a total craze I really want to visit and get one there's no way any rare crystal or whatever brings more good luck than one of these puppies

Don’t talk to me traitor

I want to start collecting tranner rocks

>>40739073
it's been bad for a while anon it's time to accept it. i really liked posting here but i don't want to talk about bnwo all day every day
i tried really hard to quit and I feel really guilty about posting im sorry qq a clean break would have been better for both of us right. but I had a couple drinks and I missed you

>>40739080
That shit only happens during Na hours
Just dont use it during that time

>>40739059
It could also be long pig stone

>>40739036
We miss you

I feel bad when people come back because it usually means their life got worse

>>40739088
yeah that's probably a good call actually
>>40739092
that's. a good point. even more appeal
>>40739093
don't say that... i really really want to post here again but i don't want to end up resenting u and being shitty and making you hate me :(
have you been being nice to meffica I've been really worried about her

>>40739088
It’s the homeless guy who posts vocas some kinda repper

talks shit about cg then comes here for love two faced

>>40739098
it's honestly the opposite for me I was crashing out really hard about being a femcel and i just. went out with friends. and remembered I'm actually pretty confident and personable
i guess I'm an extrovert now i really didn't used to be at all so I kind of forget.
larping as Tomoko is played out anyway right

>>40739113
no not at all im expecting ppl to be really mean and it's justified. but i just wanted to talk to you even if it's just getting yelled at :(

ANYWAY

Trannies are LITERALLY hand-forged, and crafted to take BBC....like holy fuck.

>>40739136
catch me up on what happened while I was gone i don't want to pull focus... did anyone couple up? aren't we about due another one soon?

Validation for sex — good trade?

Throwing acid in bronya's face
Curbstomping bronya
Pouring gasoline on bronya and throwing a lit match at her
Caving bronya's head in with a lead pipe
Pushing bronya off a highway overpass
Lopping bronya's hands off with a machete
Jumping directly on bronya's neck
Swinging an ice pick into bronya's eye
Dragging bronya behind a pickup truck
Kicking bronya off the top of a jagged mountain
Boiling bronya's feet while she's strapped to a chair

>>40739173
The last one is a little weird. is that a fetish thing
it kind of reminds me of umm. wait has anyone read innocent? the manga? it's really really good if you haven't it's like about the last executioner in France before the revolution anyway
there's a torture scene where they bind the legs together and hammer boards between them. I'm describing it badly idk why I brought it up sorry. in my head it was in like a hot room but I don't think it actually was I think it was just stylised

my bus stop is soon but im scared to get off because i feel like it's annoying for everyone else when I make the bus stop. anyone else

if bronya's here should I start posting again?

craving American hours

>>40739194
i actually wanted to post manga recs the other day but I lost my tachiyomi install somehow and that's the only record I had of basically any of them :(

Yeehaw.

>>40739207
the question makes me think you’re not cute

>>40739207
you should do what's right for you!!! don't come back just cause I did if the thread is bumming you out please take care of yourself ok
>>40739208
cute shota

>>40739200
It is annoying, they will hatecrime you if you make the bus stop

>>40739208
Nothing better than a good discussion of BWNO with Bee and Rach

>>40739213
chaser or tranner

>>40739215
yeah... idk I thought some people liked when I posted

>>40739225
No.

>bronya comes back
>race fetish posting picks back up
who would have guessed

>>40739227
tell me who are you and I will tell you

>>40739230
git aut

>>40739237
No.

>>40739103
Idgi why did you leave in the first place? No one fights with youb

>>40739219
oh that's fine I don't really mind that kind of thing I just don't want to make anyone sad. what if someone is running late and me stopping the bus delays them and they miss a train or whatever. actually i saw this earlier on a train and thought it was such crazy ragebait wouldn't this drive you crazy if it was your cancelled train or something

>>40739230
repper

>>40739233
never mind sorry. I don't think I'm wanted here

rappers OUT

>>40739231
oh yeah it's all me on anon. i can't admit my burning lust for BBC on trip but it's too all consuming to not scream it to the world
>>40739245
oh yeah I wouldn't care about that stuff like I'm not scared of fighting with people it's just sad to watch this place making people worse right? i have so many friends in here and I want them to be happy :(

Big Bronya Cock

bogus bronya cunt

Big Boymoder Cum

>>40739282
Mexican vibes

clear boymoder leak

Boymoder Backshot Compilation

The /b/tards are NOT happy about this latest Scottish development, bros...

my makeup is holding up pretty good for a walk of shame huh? it's crazy how much of a difference in staying power a good primer makes I'm not even wearing powder just setting spray!!! and i was sweating like crazy all night cause all the clubs here are in basements and it was hot lately so the ground was hot. sorry idk why I'm explaining physics to you it's been a while so I'm nervous and something
the elf primer I use religiously got released in a way bigger tube and i impulse bought it and regretted it cause it was like £20 for fucking primer but in hindsight it was crazy worth I love that product and it feels so good to not worry about running out. i just hope it doesn't expire and get weird when I get to the end of the tube.... i feel like people who don't wear makeup don't realise it's crazy perishable it's a real struggle

>>40739294
What happened are we independent now I don't read the news
>>40739312
Also ignore my lame ass outfit I had to improvise something cause I haven't done laundry in months and I only got asked to go out with just enough time to get ready qq

>>40739312
Don’t really need makeup when you’re gonna be ass up and face down

>>40739312
Its cool you're talking about makeup and all babe but im a man so i stopped listening after the first sentence
I'll just nod my head and smile

>>40739043
Omg here i am horny and into astrologt and hormonal health, eating cherries like damn slow down sissy

>>40739324
i guess that's true I don't want it to transfer onto stuff. i worry about that kind of thing a lot
>>40739327
That's okay sorry im just. extremely hangxious and sperging like crazy qq i hope it isn't too annoying. im happy you're smiling let's do our best again today ok

i think everyone in the whole world is probably mad at me

BAMBI SLEEP

>>40739353
back to bad and off the chan bronya. you aren't supposed to be here

>>40739367
there's no way I'm gonna sleep .... just gotta power through....
and that kind of thing isn't important i don't really belong anywhere i just gotta do my best to be polite and not too annoying. although I don't think I've succeeded in either here ;w;

>>40739003
he's a top

>tranners don't want me
>99% of bio women don't want me
>1% of qt quirk chunguses want me, and also want to peg me
>99% of homos want me

FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!

>>40738982
The Deflowering of Sarah Rosie. It's about time.

What is it called when you claim to be a transbian but constantly crave male attention?

>>40739385
Post ass good boy

>>40739386
Is she finally getting some BBC, could do some good for her. Some boom boom with a soul brother.

>>40739385
at least someone wants u nona, so far 0% of the 100% has expressed any desire in me ^.^

>>40739387
it's called being every transbian ever, im sure
male attention is addictive i bet most of us are like this
>>40739386
what's with the "Rosie"? idgi

>>40739387
4chansexual

>>40739390
The funny thing is I unironically have an amazing ass, and women, homos, and closeted straight dudes make it a point to inappropriately tell me. But honest to god man, my personality is of a very straight man, and my outward appearance does not match my internal self well, perhaps I should roid. Like I am utterly caked up.

hi nonos & nonas i woke up irreversibly

>>40739395
It's anon, anon, I AM NOT A FUCKING NONA

>>40739404
Mornin.

>>40739403
If you have red hair I'm ready to put a ring on it already mr cakes lol

>>40739404
GOOOOOOD MORNING! dont go to war with your body if you're awake its cause its what your body needs!!!! its time for today :DDDDD

>>40739407
sorry anon i get my left and my right sides mixed up i hope u get what u desire in life

>>40739408
gorny
>>40739414
it's midnight oh twenty-eight :(

>>40739421
thats the best time of day :D stay up and see blue hour

>>40739407
be a good girl and take your estrogen shot

>>40739421
Gurm'n'n.

>>40739425
you stay very, very far away from me. I will not join the polycule. This is a clear, and well-written rejection. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

uncharted really did a number on this place but I think transbians are kidding themselves it’s not meta attraction it’s just regular attraction and being attracted to men carries several orders of magnitude more shame than being attracted to women (even straight cis women deal with this, generally with zero genuine awareness)

>had my 3:00 am shower ruined by my mom bursting in and yelling that the basement flooded
fml dude

>>40739424
we still don't dip out of twilight here. we won't until past the time i'm gone to ne'er return. on the 4th it'll be the first day with night
>>40739427
*hacking cough*

>>40739395
You will get there nona trust and believe. Putting it into the the universe for you.

>>40739436
im not into men but to feminize one... what's your discord baby?

>>40739440
*unchaser, not the games about Nathan Drake, fucking autocorrect

>>40739443
that makes it even better to look forward to right?

>>40739443
Guh muh.

>>40739450
nothin to look forward to! it's here now!

>I’m not into men
>flirt with me, men
you fumbled being gay so what it’s not the end of the world

>>40739440
>uncharted
huh?
>it’s not meta attraction it’s just regular attraction
then why cant i stand to look at their naked bodies?

>>40739453
oh right i guess thats true. thats even better. no such thing as too much of a good thing to m e

>>40739456
Because of the titanic shame I mentioned in the same post you just quoted

I thought I was turning lesbians straight, maybe they never changed.... they smell it on me... like some kind of citrus zest.

>>40739456
>then why cant i stand to look at their naked bodies?
over the years, what kind of feelings have you felt regarding your own body?

>>40739447
If I woke up in your basement how regrettable would it be, gonna need a face pic here.

>>40739441
Wtf are you doing in the shower that you both woke your mom up and flooded the basement with it

>>40739449
what the fuck is unchaser, what happened, I am back from 3 year hiatus.

>>40739265
> it's just sad to watch this place making people worse right?
Like?

>>40739473
unchaser was one of several posters who ranted at length that there is no such thing as a straight trans woman; that they are only “meta-attracted” to men as a psychological game to feel valid as women

>>40739449
ohhh okay
>>40739455
i flirt with men all the time! im still gay!!
you should see some of the horrendous, slutty things i say on grindr oml
i'll just say that i seem very... enthusiastic about things i have no desire to actually do
>>40739461
but im ashamed of being gay, i would give anything to like men
>>40739466
mostly hatred
lately that's gotten better but im still a work in progress
>>40739467
i suppose that's entirely up to you
here you go

>>40739469
no retard
i sleep all day and im up all night
THEREFORE
i shower hella early like normally 2-4 am
i left the bathroom door open a little so the steam can escape and i dont overheat
my mom was woken up by her bedsheets getting wet BC of the basement flooding
she ran upstairs saw i was in the bathroom and barged in yelling about the water

>>40739477
idk. sryh. pls dont b mad at me

>>40739446
nope i am ugly and weird so actually nobody wants me but its ok i didnt deserve love to begin with as a filthy transbian

>>40739483
I think one day you will be able to accept that your wish was always true, I hope it’s sooner than later

>>40739482
that's pretty fucking spot on for the majority of you. Only the ones with full on gayboy phases before trooning are down for a man's dick. Like don't get me wrong you'll probably get dicked down once like hontra, but you'll be back to the polycule, or wumminp00si in the end.

>>40739483
Would you make out with a man?

>>40739495
I had a gay phase and im still a transbian what now

>>40739494
that would be nice
but i really don't think it is
>>40739496
the idea sounds gross to me
but i could force myself to try it maybe to make sure it actually is gross in practice
id be shocked if it weren't tho

>>40739512
Ok but would you let one cum in you?

>>40739483
would be cool for like 2 days, but once the ketamine injections start, and the diapers are rolled out, the regret would set in pretty fast.

>>40739489
I can never be mad at you
>>40739312
Cute fit

>>40739516
how do i get this. i think a ketamine injection is the only way to deal with this anxiety... save me anon... we have to wear the diapers its our only hope

AGP should be banned from chasergen.

>>40739512
>but i really don't think it is
advanced dooming

>>40739524
this

I seriously thought you guys would've been down for faggy looking dudes, geeze how wrong I am.

>>40739515
see now that sounds hot - in theory
but men are hairy and make gross noises and have rough skin and are stinky and I just don't think i could actually enjoy the experience in reality
it would definitely have to be from the back; if i have to see him i couldn't even do it
>>40739516
>ketamine
isn't that something the gays do? gay men, i mean
>diapers
ew no thanks
>>40739528
sorry i just really don't

>>40739533
>faggy looking dudes
so repper?
nah

>>40739524
but i would miss you :c
>>40739519
wahh thank u thank u... sorry i probably look kind of fried.... im working up the power to go in the shower but im. already fragile. and im scared of showers qq
>>40739533
i wouldnt say im rly down bad for anyone im too nonchalant but i think faggy dudes are rly cute usually!!! they usually want to wear my clothes tho and i get mad when they look better on him
>>40739535
not a diaperfag? dropped and fingered

>>40739540
what if they aren't reppers.

>>40739546
dont be silly anon all men are reppers. who wouldnt want this

>>40739535
Your disposition with me has improved, I was merely regurgitating certain memetic themes I have witnessed on this board.

>but men are hairy and make gross noises and have rough skin and are stinky
Sounds like a transphobe talking about trans women

>>40739546
if they werent reppers they wouldnt look faggy

>>40739553
It's a venn diagram my nigga we share some shit in the middle but that shit where you take the pink pill is where you move into the bubble on the right.

>>40739554
diaper transbians ive at least heard of but i thought ket was for straight trannies? don't transbians do meth and poppers, stereotypically?

>>40739557
That's simply not true, there have been many pretty boys, and many do not troon.

>>40739556
she'd hurl if she came acrossme

>>40739557
Day 3 of asking for discord

Drop that discord

>>40739568
pretty boy 4 a while
twinkdeath kills the pretty boy
>>40739570
@emopup
but my discord is private
so whats UR disc

>>40739569
She’d sure make a big show of acting like it XD

>>40739556
mfw i described myself
i mean fair enough i wouldn't fuck me, so
>>40739560
the pills are blue, anon
>>40739569
i mean i can stand to just look at you but the idea of having sex with a man is very off-putting is all

>>40739563
Well I jumbled it up then, suffice to say those who do the diaper thing, are well, to be kept at much more than an arm's length from me.

>>40739578
>mfw i described myself
>i mean fair enough i wouldn't fuck me, so
I gotta hand it to ya you’re making quick progress in cg therapy

>>40739578
i'm a tranny

They are reppers if they want to be bottomed. I can envision that being true.

>>40739579
me too
>>40739576
it's not a "show"!
>>40739584
then why are you hairy? shave, girl
and you probably aren't stinky, and probably don't have rough skin

my kingdom for a beta blocker... if i ever get to see a doctor again i need to ask for some... propanolol really is the silver bullet for this kind of thing and they give it out like candy here ;w;
idk what i do instead. a beer? what if that makes it worse
>>40739560
wgat colour is the bubble. can it be baby blue. everything has to be baby blue for me rn im obsessed with it. i saw baby blue nail polish at the afters so i painted my toenails which probably made everyone think i was really annoying but in fairness i did a really cracker job. best paint job ive ever done on those little piggies there's literally nothing to clean up. sorry nobody cares

>>40739594
i will not be shaving
i AM stinky
you're right though. smooth skin

ISIS style beheading bronya and sarah

>>40739583
im not sure what this means but thank you

>>40739603
Can u film it and post i need the promo

>>40739597
No, no the color of the bubble simply doesn't matter. I am just saying this hard and fast rule of pretty boys being reppers is not true. OK, whatever the bubble can be whatever color you want. But yes pretty boys have things in common with tranners, but you go where we don't willingly, and that is the difference.

>>40739594
>it's not a "show"!
Sis, it is exactly like dudes who go on about how Hunter Schafer “looks like a man”

>>40739524
Banning agp would remove 100% of the trannies and 70% of the chasers from cg

>>40739612
do u think a pretty boy would let me paint his nails to match mine. thats... really cute...
maybe it would be better to do different sets that complement each other though... i should look up couples nail inspo. i wonder if thats even really a thing cause obviously its mostly women with cute nails but lesbians dont really do them as much...
maybe its a new market

>>40739603
>he thinks he could reach my neck
adorable
>>40739601
>>40739601
>i will not be shaving
why not?
>i AM stinky
well idk maybe
but not the way men do, you'd have girlstink which usually isn't very bad at all
>>40739614
in what way??

>>40739617
This is disinfo meant to break the hearts and minds of men in pursuit of trans angels, cease with this.

anyone heard this "age of consent" song before or just me

>>40739617
Why would i show up if they banned the girls that actually post their bodies?

>>40739623
>why not?
i'm a feminist

my skin is very soft and squishy and i depilated my entire body earlier but unfortunately i stink like. what was it i saw on twitter. a baby squid drying on a gaming laptop

>>40739622
son of a bitch, I let my first cisGF do that shit to me.... explain now where you are going with this.

>>40739626
I've lost you I've lost you I've lost you I've lost you I've lost you I've lost you I've lost you I've lost you

Bros, I post in /cg/ a lot
I love attention from trans women
I also really like the idea of being attracted to trans women and I would love it if I was
Do you guys think I might like trans women??
PS - I also imagine trans women’s bodies as disgusting so I can avoiding liking them

>>40739574
It’s:

4chanautism

>>40739623
>>he thinks he could reach my neck
>adorable
isis style beheadings happen with prisoners on their knees

>>40739639
waht a great soong

>>40739651
Yeah but also lets listen to Joy Division instead babe

>>40739637
i dont plan in advance im not rly all that smart i just think it would be cute :D i get that most ppl wouldnt want to do that stuff though.
also i remember in my egg days i found some subreddit for men who wear nail polish and it was all very strange and toxic masculinity but there was a lot of guys who would paint their toenails cause nobody else would see it and its something cute just for them and its like. obviously its sad u cant show it. but i think theres something rly beautiful about that
i hate brands that sell shitty moid nail polishes with names like ARMY GUN METAL GREEN like cmon bro. whats the male equivalent of the pink tax on men's beauty products. like the beef tallow moisturizer bullshit
>>40739642
i think you can be attracted to whatever you want to. people talk a lot about how sexuality is immutable or whatever and maybe thats true for other ppl but for me i can just decicde which is cool. being bronya is kind of weird but theres lots of perks

>>40739633
alright, fair enough
>>40739648
im well aware
dont forget your step stool!

alright im going to bed
'night cg!

>>40739659
if you own the fucking tshirt please burn it
actually no its probably like a magnet to some spergchaser tranny out there like the zelda shirt / cargo shorts uniform is to me
god i wish those guys werent all reppers they're so fucking dreamy QQ

>>40739648
underrated post

>>40739659
i like them more but i'm too happy with my life to listen to them
favorite song? mine is probably new dawn fades.maybe day of the lords

>>40739667
goodnight sarah!! sleep well!!!

>>40739667
Goodnight, sweet dreams.

>>40739667
Sleep well, stop hating yourself, stop projecting your self-loathing onto men

>>40739660
lmao beef tallow tax

I have never painted any of my cis gf’s nails but I think it would be really sweet to do that for a trans gf

>>40739682
you know what i mean tho right like if a guy i knew was buying that shit i would tease him for it but not care that much until i saw how much higher the prices are for dogshit formulas i would genuinely be pissed like i dont care if it makes you feel like a little sissy faggot be a little sissy faggot with a positive bank balance
maybe im just tight
>>40739686
the market is competitive these days anon you gotta set yourself apart. buy an acrylic kit and some shellac and start practicing they'll be queueing around the block
or at least you'll get a career path out of it
im going to open a beauty school for chasers

>>40739694
Just to cut to the chase no pun intended think it would be intimate and bonding to help a trans gf be more openly feminine, feel more attractive and comfortable with being a woman, and demonstrate I’m invested in her happiness

crying type of night :c

Chasers are treated terribly in these spaces, we are bullied, and mocked, with every psychological tool a woman has in her arsenal thrown at us. Subjected to daily psyops and disinfo, all to not even make flesh contact once in meat space with a trans woman. The other chasers are far from united, like dogs fighting over a piece of meat, they drag eachother down as well, some going so far as to try to troon their fellow chasers out when they realize all is not going according to plan. To be a chaser in this place is punishment, unending punishment.

>>40739704
Why cri?

>>40739704
vani who

>>40739708
thinking ab the past
>>40739710
wym who?

>>40739707
It’s not so bad as that and at least in /cg/ we aren’t shot on sight as
>repping
>pornsick
>fetishist
>bottoms
the girls here are generally very open to the idea that men may be genuinely interested in them as women

>>40739703
sure i think thats totally cute! even without all the gender stuff its just a fun thing to do together right. it seems like a good way to hang out. like the first secret hangout event in danganronpa 3. hhehe.
>>40739704
hang in there vani!!! this too will pass... let the feelings flow through you without letting them rule you...
>>40739707
chasers are usually pretty nice to each other tho i thought! it makes me really happy when they hype each other up i worry a lot about male friendship and stuff im worried u guys put a lot of pressure on each other without realising it :( pls take care of ur bros. and im not even saying that as a fujo. but now ive thought of it i am

>>40739716
I mean, which one are you?

Are chasers gay?

>>40739721
YOU HAVEN'T FUCKING SEEN WHAT I'VE SEEN

>>40739726
if they want to be its cool with me! i dont rly mind either way. i think its fun and good to explore that stuff and see how it feels right

>>40739726
if you believe trans women are men, yes that’s how we would look to you

>>40739723
sorry i dont underrstand what ur asking im confused :c what do u mean which one are you?
>>40739721
<3

>>40739729
ive heard its rly bad but yea obviously i dont rly get it the same way someone whos in it does :c i try and believe the chasers that put each other down in here are just the same demoralisers who put down the trannies

>>40739731
bronya as a chaser, you make me feel better about myself. You are one of the good ones.

>>40739716
> thinking ab the past
What happened?

>>40739668
I wish I owned it I dont own any band shirts I would ironically wear it so hard
Though I think I would instead wear radiohead/aphex twin/car seat headrest shirts to attract the sperg trannies
>>40739674
Cant decide im listening to the album again
Insight though probably but new dawn fades is also really good

The pig rose from the dead !!!

>>40739748
i posted in the confessgen and have just been messed up crying since i posted

>>40739744
i think everyone is like that deep down sometimes its just difficult... there's a lot of pain and suffering out there and it makes people's love come out weird sometimes. mine too. but i think if you do your best with pure intentions they'll always shine through in the end so there's no need to worry about being misinterpreted or whatever. idk ive just been thinking about that on here lately like. ill feel guilty if i did something bad but if i know i had pure intentions i dont mind too much even if ppl get mad cause i know i was doing my best. but obviously i want to clear things up too right. sorry idk where im going with this
>>40739750
i have a couple but idk where they are... actually i think the only i have rn are lingua ignota and chelsea wolfe. oh and one for a local band called girlpuppy that i got cause i thought it was funny. i wonder where i put that

>>40739753
did you miss me (o(· ·)o)
i missed u

chaser bf who holds me and i burst into tears just from being held

>>40739792
Are you on west coast?

>>40739792
Are you in Australia

>>40739794
east coast in the transbian new world order of pittsburgh and philly. Chaser blackhole. Only chaser I've met online that lived in the area couldnt travel and couldnt afford to go to a 10$ bar show lol

baking today finally!!
>>40738906 (OP)
>are you superstitious?
kinda yeah, tho I don't practice anything weird.
>crystals
actually loved crystals as a kid desu, don't have any now tho

ok i took my meds and im no longer experiencing the fear as bad but i would like to rest my head in a chasers lap while he promises me i am not evil and hated by everyone. but i am strong and independent so instead i will rest my head in my own lap

>>40739805
What are you going to bake?

Is it bad that i'm not on any meds except hrt as a tranny

>>40739802
Geez $10 that’s a bit sad.

>Fly eagles fly

>>40739802
Bruh the universe plays cruel jokes on me as a chaser, I had one RNG trans interaction, with a very cute transgirl. I seem to be very approachble to trans people irl, they always talk to me. Are you lot sure being a pretty boy is trans repellent, because irl the experience is different.

>>40739815
cinnamon and raisin bagels c:

well goony i'm gonna try back to bed byebye see you again some time

>>40739808
You have been kind to me bronya, may you have peace.

>>40739821
not bad! you dont have to do anythning if its not whats right for u. if you want to try them you should tho its cool. theres not so much pressure about anythning ever ok just do what u want

>>40739824
pretty how? they probably just see you as safe

>>40739826
Nice, I look forward to the aesthetically pleasing picture of said bagels. I don't know which of those two options I'd want more, equally appetizing, let me know which turns out better.

>>40739832
thank you!!! its just a hangover i havent been outside so much so its all hitting me at once :c i dunno how i went out so easily i think i was just panicking about being late so i forgot to be scared LMAO

>>40739835
Just a fucking dude with long hair and like 50/50 split of masculine and feminine facial features, I get brutalized for not wanting a beard, sorry I was rambling earlier, but I singled you out for reply to mention my irl chaser experience. You say safe, I prefer charismatic.

>>40739828
Goodnight, sweet dreams.

>>40739826
woaaaaaa good luck good luck!!! do u boil cinnamon and raisin ones in lye and stuff? wouldnt it soak into the raisins and make u sick :(

>>40738906 (OP)
QOTT: Kind of

>>40739823
i've been in bad situations b4 so im not trying to attack him for that just like lol how do u expect someone to drive over an hr every time u want to do something but also u cant afford to do anything w them. driving 2 hrs round trip to go hang out in someone's apartment and never be seen in public w them <3

I am sorry to have dragged you into my rambling, I just don't understand why I keep getting hit with tranny reacts on discord, that is all. There is not much more to say on the matter, just if a guy is not hyper masculine, this does not mean he is a repper. That is all.

gross stinky femcel. stinky smelly femcel

>>40739869
literally me

>>40739847
repper.

>>40739869
I want one of those so bad

need gf to sniff their feet while they game and I touch myself

>>40739879
good morning wulfim!!!! i missed you!!!! extremely strange dream i wonder what it means...
>>40739883
they're free you can just pick one up and take them. i promise u it is not a sexy smell though

>>40739869
you rang?

>>40739878
>>40739891
we should unionise. i dont rly have any demands tho

>>40739895
my demand is that im loved and cared for and allowed to walk around the house completely or nearly naked

>>40739882
slander

>>40739900
oh no yea for sure i demand this also. this is baseline dating requirement for me

>>40739840
idk I rly doubt they'll look good, don't even have eggs to make them shiny
>don't know which of those two options I'd want more, equally appetizing, let me know which turns out better.
it's one option, tho I suppose I could make a batch with and without the raisins.
>>40739851
lye? no I'm boiling them in baking soda, never made bagels before tho so I'm nervous

I think I am gonna have to filter everyone except bronya

>>40739904
same idea!!! just boiling em in something alkaline. i wonder how it works on a chemical level i wonder what happens to the dough. ive never made bagels either ive heard they're a lot of work but rly fun. like making dumplings i guess
>>40739906
good. this is how it should be. you don't need anyone else, okay? just concentrate on me

>>40739903
alternatively in the winter times i demand that im allowed to wear fluffy fuzzy soft pjs at all times. and absolutely nothing else whatsoever other than maybe socks

>>40739902
defensive repper sperging

>>40739884
Bump

>>40739912
i havent really figured out my setup for winter i usually just wear a big hoodie on its own cause i dont rly own any sleepwear. i can never get to sleep if im wearing anything its rly annoying

stinky neet femcel gf with long legs to outrange your pathetic limbs

>>40739890
https://voca.ro/16StGDJ0J4bB

>>40739921
calling my 5'4 short-limbed king my little nugget <3

>>40739904
You'll make them look good, I'm sure of it. One option is easier, choice paralysis avoided.

>>40739936
also easier to fuck up adding raisins tho

Was this nigga the first chaser in history
Is this like looking at your progenitor I feel like im looking at Caesar

>>40739904
a cinnamon bagel with no raisin is kind of perverse to me for some reason. i hope they come out cute!!! but i think the charm of a homemade bagle is being a little lopsided right hehe. and its fun to see how different the texture of a thinner part is compared to a thicker part or whatever right
>>40739923
i see i see... no yea i think there's lot to be gained from a rerun a lot of the time for sure!
dont put up with a shitty mattress!!!! just get one of those comically long free trials and return it at the very end!!! theres so many you can basically do it forever!!! but yea i guess you gotta put the money down and sometimes the company folds and its a massive battle to get ur money back. but if u manage u get a free fancy mattress right

should i get braces

>>40739951
she's serving i should get some fake fur
>>40739958
yea but primarily for sex reasons

>>40739948
Depending on how many you make one or multiple of them are bound to end up with the perfect amount of raisins. I would want the ones with too many raisins. An abundance is the correct amount of raisins for me.

>>40739968
exactly 1 raisin in the whole batch and whoever gets it has to make everyone tamales

>>40739957
https://voca.ro/1dasnfZs6oui

i do think having a hangover is a personal moral failing. if i was pure of heart this just wouldnt be happening to me

>>40739976
o thts true... i guess its hard to transport...
are the buses in england worse? they're pretty good up here i love them

>>40739999
I SAW ONE OF THESE IN THE WILD it was rly funny to me

>>40739993
https://voca.ro/1Romn1hGv5En

>>40739993
can I get a facepic so I can simp

>>40740008
freudian slip gloating about the six counties.... give them back.........

bronya's back <3 :)

>>40740014
scroll up i posted one just earlier. theres cuter ones on the archive tho sorry im. very bedraggled from being out all night
>>40740017
sry i hope its not too annoying to suddenly have me spamming again hehe
ill probably pass out any minute and you'll have your peace and quiet back
but yea that one anon was right i can literally just post in the mornings when the thread is chill. worst case i make the /b/tards fuck their sleep cycle which i count as a win

>>40740016
https://voca.ro/12DSb7ISa8MT

>>40740022
ok yes this is good and valid
that hedgehog thinks it is a dog...

>>40740021
cute, cute.

I need a twink wife

>>40740024
https://voca.ro/1jkfRCrBY1Pq

>>40740025
thank you thank you! im working hard to be cuter every day. if nothing else im cg's best investment opportunity

>>40740038
incredible... huge things are happening

>>40740077
https://voca.ro/198z5y0d3x5z

>>40740082
waow >////< im nervous

i assume the chuds are just loving the wulfim vocaroo era lol

>>40740087
Hi it's me cumtribute anon, i love you smexy creature can we make out and have a quickie ?

hello dear anons i have been away could you please summarize the gen for the last 7 days for me thank you

aw man my favourite genshin character got powercrept before I even managed to pull her :( i guess it's not a big deal but. im sad I didn't get to use her while she was best in slot you know what I mean
>>40740088
im way too hungover anon it would kill me..... is that what you want.....

>>40740105
Im listening to bon iver
I will never make it

>>40740107
What if i keep nutting and use you as a cockwarmer when you pass out of exhaustion and making sure you're protected in my arms ? I love you so much, you're a freaky stinky pervert.

>>40740115
awawawawaaa. that sounds. kind of nice. i guess
i don't wanna be stinky anymore though I'm forcing myself to shower even though it's scary... the natural predator of the femcel...

>>40740107
which character?

>>40740132
On my way to Scottland, hope you dont mind a manlet bf with average cock and dont mind long makeout sessions.

My ass was supposed to shower 2 hours ago, but then I got distracted shitposting all night. I have a medical condition, so I'm up at weird hours, and well sadly I do most of my socializing through discords, and imageboard due to that. Fr nowhere open past 10pm here. and most mmo's are too gay for that.

>>40740143
fuck off bronya is my wife.

>>40740135
shenhe... i really like her a lot... ive been a fan for a long time.... i really like her storyline and stuff....
she still has some use cases but I don't have a single cryo char built so she'd be objectively a waste of pulls but I just think she's neat. she's just like me fr
it makes me sad when people can't see past her design and say she's just gooner bait. i think her design is cool. i get why it would bother ppl but. whatever
>>40740143
that sounds ideal..... im excited I better clean

>>40740148
yea its always hard not having stuff open 24h nearby right. ive started making a point of checking for 24h stores first whenever I think about moving somewhere cause im just at peace that I can't keep a normal sleep cycle :(
im putting off a shower too we can go for it together if you like

>>40740155
What about sharing and spitroast her ? She can handle 2 chasers im pretty sure, she's a freaky slut you know.

Would a chaser even want a 6'7 girl with a nonfunctioning microdick? ...probably not... Just forget it

>>40739963
what are sex reasons for having braces

>>40740111
ofc you will make it anon!!!!!!

>>40740155
>>40740170
sudden sense of danger ....
>>40740175
sigh .... never mind.... i guess you just wouldn't get it

>>40740157
No need to clean, i would love cuddling with you bashed in your overpowering natural girlmusk and suck your gock too (call me a fag if you want but i want to make sure you cum too) i would also love to kiss your alcoohol scented mouth and suck on your tongue and swallowing your saliva.
PS: your hot

>>40740086
https://voca.ro/1bSZIJoo6vKC

>>40740087
https://voca.ro/1kTazC71rugy

>>40740105
https://voca.ro/1n5KKjYf9xIT

>>40740173
Unless Bronya wants to share and you're european i'd love to be your bf or fwb and give you all the live you crave and deserve :3

>>40740185
it's not overpowering!!!! my mouth isn't isn't that alcohol scented!!!! im clean!!!!!!
>>40740191
I don't think anyone is here to fuck.... i think it is impossible to fuck....
im sad i missed a wulfim crashout it seems like it was justified for sure ... your power

i want to date women but i'm unable to let go of my feeling that i'm a rapist for desiring them. i've never cum from sex because i am so afraid that i'm doing something wrong the whole time and i'm super dysphoric. i don't know what to do or how to be free of this besides death. so i let men fuck me while i dissociate instead

>>40740217
Babe that sucks and all but post ass or go back to mtfg

>>40740217
just gotta get comfortable with your body little by little... its hard but its worth it
but my advice would be to stop having dissociated sex thats just pushing u further away from ur body. you gotta accept being inside it 100% even if its hard
i believe in u

>>40740223
i've never used mtfg and i don't post ass what now

>>40740227
i have been transitioned for 7 years. i'm on the waiting list for srs and i don't think i'll be able to fully be in my body until then. i don't know if i could have undissociated sex with a man and i don't want to force myself on a woman, or even try to make a woman want me, while i still have a penis

>>40740231
>Transbians staying when they aren't wanted here
Great you'll fit right in with the rest of them

>>40740227
I kind of want to fuck bronya now.

>>40740214
Its unreal how much i love you, i need to protect you at all cost.

>>40740214
https://voca.ro/1c43JpjAxPg0

>>40740182
Ok now imagine having my cum on your braces ? How much do you love this idea you pervert ?

Hey Wulfim, what's a good microphone for my PC?

>>40740240
am i a transbian if i basically exclusively let men fuck me? i'm straighter than most of the women here that are attracted to men

>>40740253
https://voca.ro/13V9QxLeCiIz

>>40740239
sometimes the emotional journey takes longer than the physical one... be careful of waiting for a physical milestone to resolve an emotional issue... they gotta go hand in hand
its ok to not have sex i think. it might b worth thinking about why ur doing something it seems like u find unpleasant. and like. what ur getting from it
i think if u dont free yourself from internalised transphobia you will spend your whole life feeling like a rapist for no reason. and that seems kinda sad to me. i dont think being trans automatically makes u a rapist. i know lots of super cute lesbian trans couples with cis and trans women or whatever other combination
but i dont rly know much abt stuff like that i never had much in the way of internalised transphobia stuff i had a lot of rly good influences very early on im rly grateful to forever. i believe in you. i want u to b e happy
>>40740241
because of that????
>>40740242
thank you... ill work hard to try and deserve it...
>>40740243
yea thats what a crashout is. thats what happened. mb u missed it
i think u are right also but im mad about it
>>40740251
hehehe... gross

>>40740256
You are straighter than most of the transbian gigahon trips here but that's not saying much you are still a transbian retard

>>40740261
Thanks mate, no problems at all. Always a pleasure to hear your voice. Absoluerly soim.
I'm gonna need a somewhat decent microphone for some online job interviews coming up, but i'll figure it out.

>>40740261
You are soim

ok time to. defeat shower with my full strength. im just gonna do it rly fast so I don't have time to be scared. bronya world domination

>>40740280
got stung by a wasp as i hit send... im literally inside.... this blows so hard...... but it won't defeat me!!!

>>40740271
https://voca.ro/1a5fHzpOooSu

>>40740277
https://voca.ro/1aV3m7pHMxBp

>>40740279
https://voca.ro/1hCsy4rUIsar

>>40740271
If you want to feel deserving of my love you would have to suck my dick and swallow my cum 3 times a day and sit on my lap when you play vidya so we can cuddle as i watch you play and shitpost on 4chin, deal ?

>>40740280
>>40740284
https://voca.ro/19rd13YYFJNU

tgf, purely for cuddles and emotional support, but not sex cause I'm scared of it.

>>40740276
i'm not a hon, even. i'm stealth.
>>40740271
i think having a dick automatically makes you rapey in 90% of cases. all of my experiences with women either ended in me being sexually assaulted (my boundaries were violated) or me doing absolutely nothing except servicing them because i was scared of getting hurt or hurting them. dicks are tools designed for penetration and rape, they're basically impossible not to rape someone with unless they also have a dick.

>>40740295
Bio women can and will rape. Transmascs can rape. How do you explain that little master baiter.

>>40740285
ill look forward to it then!
>>40740287
that seems achievable!! it seems pretty fun actually. i wanna play ps vita in a chaser's lap now...
>>40740291
tip tip cheerio.... yeuch just saying it feels like getting colonised
>>40740294
im scared of it too anon... lets do our best!
>>40740295
i think u mb have some larger psychological issues and thts cool
i wld disagree but i have a dick and im generally pretty rapey so im probably a bad example

>>40740304
yeah i've been raped by a cis womann. she sucked my dick without asking first. but penises are literal rape tools
>>40740305
what larger issues

>>40740304
i bet if ur a transmasc the gender euphoria from raping someone goes crazy
sry that's probably not an ok thing to say but i like the guy I made up in my head. well I don't like him but I think he's compelling conceptually
>>40740309
i dunno. not my clown not my circus

>>40740305
Oh PS Vita haver, very based, would you let me sit on your laps as i play mh, nightrein or pokemon and makeout with me as i start infodumping about pokemon ?

being born male is my essential sin and nothing i do will ever make up for it. srs will only hide it and i have to hope that that will be enough

>>40740305
https://voca.ro/1lfgVsM4lH6g

Alright chaser gen what's your drug of choice?

>>40740314
I dont know im the male chaser making you horny since 20 minutes, just feels to easy to say penis havers=rapists because of sheer ignorance (talking about ignorance it's my fav Paramore song).

>>40740322
Hi Aura, my drug of choice is caffeine since I've been sober for quite some time now.
What's the last video game you played?

>>40740256
Guys here will call everyone a transbian

>>40740322
Bronya's girlmusk makes me go high and feral. Did i mention i love her ?

>>40740333
to be fair i am overwhelmingly attracted to women and into one in every 15 guys so it's not necessarily wrong i just let men have sex with me as a form of self harm

>>40740329
I'm proud of you for being sober baby. The last game I played was either skyrim or outer wilds. It's been months so I don't remember
>>40740334
I love bronya too

>>40740333
Nigga did you really just reply this to someone openly admitting they are a transbian

>>40740328
https://voca.ro/198u9voaTIR5

>>40740334
Anyway i will be back in maybe 1 hour, need to watch a review video of latest one piece scan (sorry Bronya im a weeb hope you dont hate me for that).

>>40740344
I'm gonna be honest I barely read 90% of the posts here

>>40740350
The simping blinded you bro

>>40740318
yeah I have the jp only limited edition metal slime one im basically better than everyone
that sounds really cute... there's no way you know more about Pokémon than me I would end up correcting you :^3
>>40740320
That's stupid. it's ok to be male. forgiving moids is hard but I'm working hard on it
>>40740322
the blood of Jesus Christ! and an ice cold klonopin
>>40740328
oh no yeah totally that's just tranny brainworms. don't pay it too much mind it's not a logical emotion you can reason with
paramore was just slightly before my time but I like misery business!!! i really really liked the solo album your one put out a while back though. did you listen to it? it's really pretty...
>>40740334
They have reclassified bronya as a class B controlled substance (for bronya)
>>40740342
<3
>>40740348
im a bigger weeb than u are....

I love simps
>>40740360
The lord and savior jesus christ??!!

>>40740358
I don't simp here I've got a tranner. Simping bad.

Simps! Give me all your money!

when u see that tranner hole twitching

>>40740360
it's ok to be a cis male maybe but as a tranny it feels like an unbearable sin

>>40740366
i'd love to simp for you aura

sticking a ds stylus down a chasers urethra

shower kansei! i took off my makeup and my eye bags are kind of scary.... this no sleep reset stuff is no good.... they're kind of cute though i bet they would be really good for doing jirai makeup. i really wanna wear jirai in general but it's hard ....
>>40740366
Any Jesus is fine. times are hard. country girls make do
>>40740385
right like. the thing you find evil is being trans. cause it's internalised transphobia. i dunno why I'm lecturing you on this you probably both won't accept that and know it's true deep down which is whatever
i don't think being trans is sinful. i come and go on whether it's holy. it's definitely sacred and it's objectively beautiful. you can feel the same way if you want to
>>40740398
i did this it was fine. something to do I guess

>>40740395
Aww thank you baby

>>40740404
could you mail me that stylus pls

it's actually normal to listen to the needy girl overdose soundtrack exclusively
i just like denpa
there's nothing wrong with me
pablo picasso :D

>>40740360
Im bad at pokemon i do admit (cant do more than 2 badges in run n bun) but i would love to talk for hours about this (it will lead to both of us kissing and frotting) i appreciate misery business too i was 8 yo when i jammed to the song and nope did not listen to newest album, will do in future.
Yes you are very much a weeb since you're a fujoshi (your own words) would watch yaoi with you as i kissie your neck.

PS: what are your favorite pokemon and legendary ? Mine are dragapult and giratina.
PPS: love you :3

>>40740404
i don't think there's anything wrong with being trans. i just hate my particular situation and i think i'm less than cis people. i'm different from other trans people, although i generally do not think very highly of most of them

>>40740412
If i played that game do you think it would fix my broken bird chaserism or make it worse

A bf that beats me up when he gats mad <3

a bf who lets me beat him up when i get mad <3

>>40740435
What if you just called me names?

Beating off when I get mad
>>40740411
yea sure! it's one of the ones in picrel tho I hope that's ok
im sure when I bought it it was called wine red but it's called burgundy everywhere now... the Doppler effect.....
>>40740415
my favourite Pokémon is banette!!! im really excited for megas coming back!!!! it'll be good this time!!!!! for sure!!!!!!!!! <---- world's hardest cope
my favourite legendary.... I've never really thought about it! i really like shaymin.... nostalgic for action replaying my way into that event. my first taste of evil
it makes me happy that we both like ghost types hehe. i was just talking to someone about giratina earlier....
you would watch yaoi with me??? that's perfect I've prepared an optimal onboarding marathon to familiarise you gradually with the important concepts. please take notes as you will be examined at the end. in detail
>>40740416
i hope u find peace
>>40740419
probably make it worse. you'd probably have a lot of fun with it though. i always wondered why it was primarily popular with ppl who want to be the girl and not ppl who want to be P-chan. i figured the P-chan people are just quieter about it...

I try to have high standards as a tranny to break stereotypes

now we wait

Waiting.

I'm sleepy

>>40740462
Based

>>40740467
https://voca.ro/164wyJawGduF

>>40740455
oh I was gonna say nvm spiritomb is my favourite legendary but it's like not even slightly a legendary right. it does rule though. like for the record
i feel like I can't say arceus that's like saying your favourite trip is bronya right. but the plate mechanic is so cool!!! i love all the different sprites! you can build it a million different ways!!! plus the events in the different games are all so cool right
sorry I'm too indecisive... I've committed to banette being my answer for my favourite Pokémon cause I spent so. long going back and forth and I had to just pick something forever and stick with it. and shuppet is so cute too...
i used to apologise for it being such a basic pick but people were surprised that I thought that so maybe it isn't basic??? i thought everyone loved banette esp trannies
a lot of ppl say they wish it got the fairy type when it got added but I played a hack where it was ghost/normal and I still think that's such a cool type combo even if it's kind of gimmicky
sorry I'm basically a massive loser
>>40740467
U have to give it a name so it rises properly. that's the rules

mario galaxy 2 > mario galaxy 1

>>40740455
Such a cute gf, dragapult is the best design of 8gen with water Urshifu and yes Giratina was my favorite because of platinum, always helped me and i fucked Cynthia with it. I would jerk off as we watch yaoi tho, you'll need to help me focus teehee. It's sad that mega banette wasnt first normal/ghost would have been OU so fucking easily and i do like Shaymin too, cutie patootie mon would petpet.
You're my future wife, im sure of that and i will atleast cherish our convos :3.
PS: love you

Why are most trannies mentally still like 14? And why do most chasers indulge in it?

>>40740495
i want a father rather than a boyfriend

>>40740488
god tier rage bait
>>40740491
hehehe thank u thank u! sorry for making u read all my stupid bullshit
>>40740495
mentally I am a woman in her 40s alone at a cafe drinking a negroni somehow even though they don't have a liquor license and scowling at everyone who walks past. im holding a cigarette but making no attempt to light it

>>40740495
awwww gonna cwy? gonna cwwyyy about it? widdle anon is angwy ><

>>40740484
You're not a looser dont apologies, i do like spititomb too, great defensive wall before gen6, could do a nasty will o wisp, recover, sub set and was pretty terrifying because of this bitch of Cynthia. Did you tried pokemon clover, it's harder than vanilla game but with 4chan humor, i do a run every year because it's my fav romhack and fakemons in this game are all perfect.
I do love that talking about pokemon makes you happy, i enjoy making you feel happy and would read/listen to you talking about pokemon for as long as you'd like.
PS: i would waste my only masterball to have you as my gf

I know we talk about meth on here a lot but there was this anti drug thing in school where it was like stories from addicts and i remember reading the meth lady and it was this really graphic depiction of her trying to pee but all her pee had turned to jelly and I thought that was so fucking cool. Like obviously it would suck but it's objectively a rly cool thing to happen. the body is incredible. I don't know if it actually does that though I've never heard it mentioned since.
I also had no idea what afab genitals looked like at the time so unclear what I was envisioning. I'm honestly still not hugely clear on what they look like but I know the basics now. Like I could identify the major components. Which I feel is enough to be a functioning member of society right. I'm scared of women and my friends always tell me not to talk to ftms
Anyway I've decided I want to eat the meth pee jelly

>>40740521
hehehehe not a love ball?
im still mourning spiritomb getting a weakness. payola. they set my girl up
yeah I've played some pokeclo but I haven't finished it... i have a full odds shiny semdemen :D

I hate showering but i love having soft clean skin... it feels like im a freshly washed towel... so comfortable

bronyer's back from the tanning salon :) finally :)

>>40740541
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-14558687/ketamine-habit-deadly-incontinence-bladder-damage-vivienne.html

https://voca.ro/13DNKFxkv0df

>>40740561
My ass cheeks have become so smooth since I started using Goldbond's retinol based moisturizer. I really love it!
>t. chaser

>>40740495
who says I'm not mentally 14?

>>40740566
hehehe I'm sorry for keeping you waiting. i was in there kind of long im all crispy
>>40740570
im not familiar! im interested in a retinol product for the body so I'll check it out! byoma are releasing some new body stuff im really excited for but they're really dragging it out :I

>>40740541
I missed you so much

>>40740569
oh it's ketamine my bad. but that's so weird all the horses I've hooked up with pissed strong virile streams. maybe their bladders are just evolved to expel jelly?
>>40740575
i wish I could say I'm physically 14 without getting in trouble. it wouldn't be funny but it would be low hanging fruit
>>40740582
i missed you more anon!

>>40740453
how about both
>>40740455
idc i just want to be urethra sisters with someone

Wulfim what games are you playing at the moment?

>>40740608
urethra sisters.... that's so beautiful
an indirect kiss...

guys we should all rub our gross sweaty chaser dicks on bronya

i do my full skincare routine even though I can feel my body shutting down and I'm pretty sure everybody in the whole world is mad at me. you are in perfect health and nobody is mad at you and you do not even do a single cleanse. both of us will go to heaven but i will be dewy and glowing at the gates

Dear CG: whoever is impersonating me on soc with the picture of me in the blue dress should stop, you are being really weird. I have a bf now and I am retired from the thread. Thanks.

>>40740617
Haha noooooo ahaaaa that would be so gross ahahahahaha

we should all run our dicks on stu also haha wouldnt that be cool haha

>>40740622
gratz on the bf! sorry about the creep

i had too much fun and now my brain is punishing me :(

I was out last night and havent showered in 24hrs+
Might grab bronyas hair and make her eat my ass

>>40740631
Kind of a weird thing to say. I don't think such a modest, respectable young lady would want that

>>40740635
been gooning again, anon?

>>40740605
https://voca.ro/1cHFKt2i0sA5

>>40740610
https://voca.ro/1bOaq0TLyMJo

>>40740645
no i mean that wasnt me i mean no but i i mean

>>40740648
i don’t do that

Everyone please ctrl-f bronya's trip

why don’t boy irl want to hug me or cuddle me?

>>40740655
What were you up to then?

>>40740670
Make sure you read them all too
>>40740640
i can't take the suspense....
i hope you had fun last night anon :D

>>40740654
I still get off to your plug insertion vids

>>40740546
Semdemem is very good as good as Condoom, i love that every starters on pokeclo are good, my fav clovermon is galavire, what magnezone craved to be but could never. I also love Baddon because funni.
This week chapter of OP is good, Xebec seems to be real pirate's King.
If i get a spiritomb, banette or shaymin in pokemon emerald rogue i will name it Bronya and do my best to keep it alive.
Fun fact i have scent and smell kink so i would love if you dont clean for days or more and would sniff your whole body if you let me.
I wanted to ask, do you drink monster ? If yes what is your favorite ? Mine are Mixxd, Pipeline and Pacific punch and it have side effect of making me horny.
I will probably go jerk off now, see you Bronya love you.

>>40740672
having fun with people irl. it makes me feel more lonely now that they are gone :(

>>40740694
Also i should have a trip so you can recognize me in cg :3 i let you choose one!!!

why did you guys ban my discord luke warmane from the server? People liked that guy

>>40740670
lol

>>40740694
have fun!!! my favourite monster right now is ultra strawberry dreams!
i need to get into OP.... it's just so intimidating....
i hope I help your rogue runs at least a little....

>>40740706
That's too much pressure! You pick it! a trip is personal right I can't choose it for you ....

i deserve a bf that tells me it’s okay

Really wish I was sucking gock this morning

>>40740717
everything is going to be okay *head pats*

>>40740690
they are good ones

>>40740706
Aphrodite

>>40740722
me too anon :(

i deserve a bf who is not rick that tells me it’s okay

>>40740728
it's going to be okay bronya *embraces into a hug*
>>40740726
wait, is this stu, the stu with the black'ish hair and who was young and shit?
>>40740722
it's overrated, I'd rather suck tits instead

>>40740707
because you have multiple personalities and it gets weird

>>40740736
that may be me

>>40740734
it's okay anonette *head slams*

proving my point

>>40740742
oh cool, yeah, I was weird as fuck to you saying I was going to buy you shit. sorry about that. Last time I saw you, you were sad, hope you're doing better
>>40740738
I still don't understand this accusation. People don't know when I'm fucking around and being serious and it's bizarre to me

I deserve rick

>>40740752
the only way you can make it up to me is bu buying me stuff now

hello bronya and chasergen. tonight i will be making falafel and my homemade yoghurt

how soon is too soon to meet up?

>>40740754
exactly, these bitches don't know I could provide them with coffee and breakfast every morning, a small condo, the N33T life, and genuine love.
Sure, I may be a little nutters but it's fucking 4chan, you think anyone here is actually normal under their anon masks?
GET REAL FUCK HEADS!
anyways :3 gotta make some eggs

>>40740711
I dont really like ultra because of aspartam aftertaste, i do drink ultra paradise and ultra speed from time to time tho.
It would be more fun if i could use your ass as a cockwarm and jerk you off instead teehee :3.
Yeah OP is long to read and sadly it's shonen slop so it's basically always the same loop but im too comitted to quit and wanna see how it end !!!
What you gonna do this afternoon, any plans ? Resting from hangover ? Gonna keep chitchatting here ? Gonna play some games ?
I will try to cum fast but at my old age (27) it's pretty hard to cum as fast as i'd love to, maybe because i do jerk off everyday too or i dunno, anyway luv u *give you cuddles and kissies everywhere* see you my baby.

do you think rick plays factorio?

>>40740756
I'm saving my money for my future wife's FFS. I also spent too much money buying a birthday gift for a friend :(

>>40740727
You're not Bronya, she's the only one that can choose a trip for me !

>>40740764
Incel coded

it's been an hour but I'll probably give it another 30min before shaping :/

Waiting.

>>40740770
Aphrodite

>>40740736
<3
>>40740758
that sounds so good... but also like a lot of work!!! give it your all!
>>40740763
any time before you have iron clad blackmail on them for emergencies
>>40740765
yea... i had to switch to the ultras for weight loss... theyre not so bad but. ;w;
im probably gonna try and get some sleep... but idk if ill b able to qq

>>40740769
fair

>>40740779
before? did you mean after?

I wish I had a gf I could send TikToks to

I wish I had a Stu to receive ass pics from

if i try to kms will he come back?

Bacon avocado

>>40740796
He's innocent.

>>40740783
no I mean before. any time before would be too soon. sorry it's a little confusing my bad
>>40740785
im going to be alone forever because I always send way too many and nobody understands them

bronya is hopefuel I feel better about myself, she basically counteracted all of the work of the bpdemons.

>>40740797
Temporarily so he can have the 'well I tried to help' card before he drops your ass forever

i wish i was a little bit taller :( i wish I was a baller

>>40740758
I'd love to try your homemade yogurt ;)

uh.. hi

>>40740815
Bonjour.

>>40740779
This shall be my trip for now. I do drink a monster everyday but im not fat nor chubby so it's oki, just fucked one of my teeth but oh well happens.
I did try ultra strawberry before just to experiment did not liked it, i dont like strawberries taste much :/ the day they release a cherry one i would be very happy, also i did try ultra blue but it's discontinued but it was so fucking good, even for an ultra one.
Im sorry if i infodump lots and im too clingy, luv u, i will always protecc u.

>>40740815
Hey babe

>>40740802
oh okay yeah

>>40740800
https://voca.ro/1oWxSHYT1PO1

>>40740793
i dont think those exist

>>40740807
She's unironically an incredibly powerful force for good in cg

>>40740812
so there is a chance you mean?
>>40740817
ma’am this is chasergen

ok im gonna do my very best to try and sleep please expect me back in about 5min ;w;
>>40740807
don't be too harsh on them... they just want to love and be loved... doesn't everyone
>>40740817
strawberries are definitely very sweet... a cherry one would b so fucking good I hope they make one.... I've never tried ultra blue...... i want to now tho
no no it's sweet... thank u!!
>>40740830
i rly don't think im all that im just a normal girl... i just like hanging out with everyone

>>40740828
You can make it happen again. Fishnets please <3

>>40740827
The destructionizer himself, I am blessed for the omens that come with this beast are absolute. I know what to do.

>>40740767
looks kind of fun actually, I'm busy playing project epoch though, love classic wow

i should ghost him

>>40740849
dont ghost me, this shit always happens

I should ghost her

>>40740854
that's different. you get ghosted because you're insane and old and bald.

>>40740854
i would never talk to you on purpose
>>40740855
that’s fucked up

>>40740839
i bought razors so ill shave mext time i take a shower and then i can take some pics

I wish I could ghost someone but my dms are dry as fuck bros

>>40740868
>I wish I could ghost someone
hey

>>40740868
one fun fact about you please

>>40740863
>i would never talk to you on purpose
you sound like a joy to be around :)

>>40740867
Please do <3 I missed your sexy ass and pink hole
where will you post? Still on discord or b?

>>40740872
Hi
>>40740876
I used to be first chair in band class on trombone in middle school

>>40740883
creep

>>40740883
idk lol

>>40740882
omg really? <3
>>40740885
are you really tall and goofy? all my friends who played trombone are y’all a goofy

>>40740888
nta but you are literally an incel who goes around begging for attention from trans girls daily lol we all see it

>>40740838
I hope im not too late to wish you good sleep, love you Bronya, you made me happy. I wish i made you smile or feel good or happy too. I wish i can hug you one day and gives you all the love and care you deserve.

>>40740840
https://voca.ro/14LZGBeDJZwm

>>40740888
not that anon but you have multiple personalities you use just to be a sex pest so i don't think you should be throwing rocks from your glass house

>>40740899
Bodied that freak.

>>40740868
how are they dry, do the messages read like this? "Hey babe, how are you?"
"sup, you're cute"
"you're very pretty, want to talk?"
chasers need to step up their game
>>40740896
I played trombone and am fairly tall lol
>>40740899
I post for fun, it's fun to fuck around and say outlandish shit. IRL, I'm boring as fuck and blend in as an NPC.
Also, be original, come up with a better insult then the standard incel comment, c'mon anon, you're better than this

>>40740905
>>40740909
>>40740899
Chasies cope & seethe that rick gets more attention than them lol

I would get attention if I posted a selfie but for all the wrong reasons (I’m short and Indian)

>>40740934
or just a tranner who has been here long enough to know what rick is all about

>>40740934
Mhmm thats why hes here daily begging for tranny (you)s kek i just ignore his attempts

>>40740934
I'm tranny Riiick look at me Morty I turned myself into a tranny to defend my name online I'm tranny Riiiick

does rick actually get any bitches? he's usually complaining about getting 0 matches on apps

>>40740944
idk man, you don't think people can change I suppose. I've tried changing for the better in a lot of ways and made marked improvements that I can see. Am I perfect? FUCK NO but I think I'm more positive and helpful to people than before, I don't thirst over the girls like the other anon was implying

>>40740961
>I don't thirst over the girls like the other anon was implying
anyone curious could just check your trips in the archive and find all your unhinged posts so idk why you're making that claim

End of thread lewd post idc about the risk

>>40740959
he chases trannies in every thread daily and argues with other chasers lol what do you think anon?

some one tell me how to make a taimi. what kinda pics do guys like? what should go in my bio?

>>40740982
Bee in my bed waking up to being spooned

>>40740982
I would let you max out my credit cards (700+ credit score btw)

>>40740988
I haven't asked for anyone's discord or any contact info. I'm not actually chasing here
>>40740981
yeah some of those trips are trolls, retard. You almost rage baited me though, I know you're disingenuous trying to get me wound up lol

>>40740982
good fukkin day

>>40740995
If ur pretty you dont have to say much in ur bio, post a couple face pics and maybe a couple body pics, and have private pics even if mildly spicy and ull get tons, 80% are gonna be gross tho

>>40741001
they’re your trips

is rick turning on his fellow chasers?

>>40741008
well, I don't actively try to pursue anyone here.
However, even if that were the case, what's the issue? This is a chaser thread

>>40740982
Asl?

>>40741010
it’s tranners shitting on rick

>>40741005
all the stock photo people on the app page are too pretty so i give up :(

>>40741010
my dedication is to the alliance, I tried horde but it's too much
>>40741017
im guessing sarah is in the mix. She hates me the most out of all the tranners

>>40741014
31, trans, Kansas

>>40741024
30+ yo tranners <3

>>40741024
>Kansas
Seriously?

>>40741024
Bee?

when is there going to be a new thread?

need to start drinking again so men can kidnap me

>>40741031
Yeah

>>40741030
Yes

what could rick even do at this point to make people like him?

>>40741044
lie

>>40741044
post hole

>>40741044
there's no cure for being a pathological liar but he could get medication for the schizophrenia

>>40741052
lie about what?

>>40741060
about being rick

>>40741068
so just throw away the entire rick trip and start fresh as anon?

>>40741044
I like him because he makes me feel very sane and normal

>>40741068
>>40741074
Rick is dead, I'm all that remains

>>40741074
yeah more or less
>>40741081
t-twinkchan!?!?

>>40740999
LOL
I'd use it to pay your bills and then pay it off immediately to raise ur credit

>>40741086
that's not for you to know, am I A. rick, am I B. twinkchan, or C. none of the above?

>>40741091
C! final answer (dummy doesn’t realize i can read his name tag lol)

im a stupid dumb catboy with a tight buthole uwu

I am incapable of carrying a bowl of cereal without spilling. I do not have the skill of walking while holding a container with liquid inside. Thousands of times I have spilled. Thousands more times will I spill.

>>40741104
use two hands and move slow

new thread:
>>40741105
>>40741105
>>40741105

>>40741109
I move incredibly slowly. I just stood still for 5 seconds focused entirely on not spilling before making a turn, and I spilled. Not even moving, just staring at the bowl trying my hardest not to spill.

>>40741115
Just use less milk. Are you autistic btw?

i’m bored

has anybody seen rick?

>>40741138
I like my cereal soggy, and I want a full bowl of cereal not 90%. Yes, of course I am.

>>40741098
pssst! no it's me rick, I'm trying to rebrand as a bad ass <3
>>40741140
there is no rick here twinky winky!!!

>>40741140
I’m talking to him on discord rn his username is beingnicehavingfun

>>40741145
omg hi!!!!
>>40741146
ewwwwwwww

>>40741147
it's actually, Live Laugh Love
>>40741151
WAHHHHHHHH ;=; why the ICK, why the EWWW? Am I that REPUGNANTN?!

>>40740622
Is this Boston Anon?

I love you rick

vader, you new thread sucks

>>40741151
Bonjour.

>>40741153
go back and look at your post. i believe in you!

>>40741169
take it up with the judge, PUNK!
>>40741166
no you don't... twinky winky binky tinky minky twix bar

>>40741179
>>40741179
>>40741179

new

>>40741156
Yes

>>40741183
actual new thread don't listen to this
>>40741105
>>40741105
>>40741105

>>40741170
te amo

>>40741184
Good for you, I'm happy you found a man. I hope you enjoy your time away from this thread and never have a reason to come back, in a good way.

no fair no fair no fair

>>40741198
Forcing trip bullshit in an op is worse than a sissy thread you dumbass

>>40741198
no

I want kissies, I think I deserve them

>>40740772
Post more pics when it’s done