Thread 40740114

Would you want a stoner gooner pawg girlfailure tranny who's never going to amount to anything? i also have fat tits and a pretty terrible sense of humor

>>40740114 (OP)
Only if i can call you nigger (affectionally) suck on your gock and have long makeout session even when you have stinky breath.
>cis man

>>40740124
oh im not actually black irl i just like the pic but yeah sure

>>40740127
You're my gf now congratz. Im not that much into smoking or drugs tho hope you dont mind.
Wanna play Mario kart world ?

>>40740137
sure i just ate a box of cheese wheels but i heard mkworld was kinda lame

>>40740140
Its slop but there is new ways of expressing skills with riding mechanics, we can play pokemon if you prefer or any other game of your choice or you can infodump stuff as i suck your stinky gock and rim you :3

>>40740161
>infodump stuff as i suck your stinky gock and rim you :3
hey you can rim me but
>infodump
when do i give that impression

>>40740169
Most trannies have tism and would die to infodump about stuff they love. I'd rim you good so i can finger you as i give you the gluckgluck 9000

>>40740200
>Most trannies have tism and would die to infodump about stuff they lov
im annoyed by this boyfriend, bring in the next one

>>40740200
Performative autism

>>40740202
:(

>>40740140
can you sit on me and do that?

>>40740114 (OP)
Sounds like exactly what I'm looking for!
Where you based OP?

>>40740368
my pleasure. ill take another bongrip to that
>>40740377
aus

>>40740381
Why are the perfect ones always so far away?
Time to move to 'Stralia to meet my wife!

>>40740417
you tell me, part of what makes me a girlfailure is that i cant meet anyone in this fuckin hellhole

>>40740418
Sounds like I better get there FAST.
You need a bf as part of your anti-girlfailure treatment asap!

>>40740431
never had one before

>>40740442
I am your government assigned boyfriend.
Nice to meet you!
Want to watch youtube and cuddle?

>>40740114 (OP)
OP if you look even slighty like that I'll marry you

>>40740629
well i dont have animal ears and a tail and im pale but sure

>>40740659
>wear fox ears and tail
problem solved!

>>40740676
true enough, i'd probably constantly ask you if you think im fox like

>>40740682
>fox like
More like a vixen ;3

>>40740114 (OP)
Stacked gooner trans girl of I need you so fucking bad

>>40740114 (OP)
I live in America, so I'm not even gonna try, but that artist's stuff is so fucking hot

>>40740114 (OP)
who gives af about the fags itt post the source already

>>40740114 (OP)
i know youre on m*tachan

>>40743549
xenopavillia