Thread 40740801

aileen wuornos is my hero Jodie arias my hero these strong women did nothing wrong at all they were being abused by those men and damaged and I would have done the same thing

timur dips his tampons in perfume so you can't smell her coochie

>>40740801 (OP)
I saw one of these zoomer channels lately and just sat puzzled at what goes on in the head of someone who takes the time to set up a camera to record all these mundane events, edits out all the parts showing the camera being set up, and then uploads it to give you the impression that they have their own magic invisible camera man following them around. How insane is your ego when you are your own paparazzo?

And the shots of them "waking up"... do they just assume everyone is as stupid as they are?

stop slandering timur. he's a masc bottom and the sweetest trip on gigi. i will not hear one more crap about him

>>40740886
Timur dips his tampons in leftover taco grease so wild dogs eat him out in the street

>>40740894
I would eat Timur for protein if I saw him irl

September mentioned
https://youtu.be/si0VFSOH0wQ

>>40740932
Cultured qween

>>40740921
not cool -_-
find someone else to eat

When are the aliens invading earth

Honest thoughts on sbbsk

>>40740992
Never unless the good aliens protecting us and forcing the bad aliens into a peace treaty die or sumn

>>40741020
he has that cut dick phenotype

>>40741020
Sbbsk x nonverbal gabe 4evah

Have we seen nonverbal Gabe feetsies?

If I offered $100,000 for every unique man's load you took up your ass in the next 24 hours, how many do you think you would/could get to? I live right next to a bathhouse, so I'd be going for early retirement money

>>40741045
not many cause i don't live in a big city

>>40741026
Guarantee he's uncut and big

bathhouses are scary. you only have a towel on you, so no pockets for my white iphone 16 pro and wired earphones. plus it's hot and humid so electronic devices would be damaged anyway. also no point in bringing an iced coffee to sip because the heat will just ruin it. no thanks im good

>>40741077
doubtful

So how exactly do people do stuff for the first time? Like how do they know how to give oral, or take dick, or give dick, and even more importantly kiss? I'm just trying to break down all my retarded thoughts that I've built walls out of to prevent myself from trying anything and this is a big one.
I've heard apparently lots of guys hate people who say it's their first time because they're often lying apparently but I've never done anything even kiss someone so I just don't want to be a complete disappointment for whoever eventually is my first of any of those because they are used to it and I'm basically some dumb clueless baby in terms of knowledge.

>>40741077
It took less than a week of spamming this uggo mfer every day for me to get so sick of seeing him that I never want to again.

"I like this thing! Look! See it? Look again! Again! This online meme fascination is my identity now! This is me! I know you saw it- so I am posting it again! I'm the incarnation of irony via repetition! Look again! Again!"

>>40741112
Would you rather see him or college athletes

Tankanon is my fascination but I privately rotate him 360° in my head without boring the rest of you

>>40741090
Scared I'd get hurt if I ever went to a bathhouse. Im clumsy

>>40741101
If this is your instinct, I would just give up and start a hobby collecting something. You're not going to get anywhere with human interaction so you may as well just cut your losses and apply your neurotic OCD towards something less futile.

>>40741120
tankanon was too good for gaygen desu

I think gay bath houses are useful as a mirror reflecting the quality of thought and life of the people who use them. They should go inside, look around and just say 'these people are me' and cozy up to that reality.

>>40741120
Is it true hes dating a black person?

who was the most attractive gaygen trip

>>40741172
chad

>>40741101
You just do it probably horribly the first times and then get better as you learn and practice just get a bf or fwb you feel really comfortable with

>>40741194
or you chill out and let the other guy guide you. just go with the flow

>>40741172
Pancakes

or get a little bit tipsy. let loose. get high. fart it out. laugh at everything

>>40741181
Chad openly dates black men.

>>40741172
Delta

>>40741181
Post pics

>>40741264
no he doesnt. his last ex was white and the one before that too. keep dreaming though, b*tchma

>>40741282
i dont have them on my phone :(
i just have them on my mind :)

I dont know if you fucking faggots even deserve to see my new haircut.

https://files.catbox.moe/5fegyb.jpg

>>40741351
jk love u!!
>>40741020
hes fucking scary

>>40741351
Is it just a white screen for anyone else?
-_-

>>40741351
does not even load -_-
also use litterbox next time. catbox saves images for eternity until the universe contracts and implodes

take 2

https://litter.catbox.moe/9hzwhqf60o3ercp7.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/dwglldxtr81o6c6b.jpg

>>40741351
I dont even need to see it to know its CHOPPED babes

>>40741372
doest seem much of a haircut at all. also what is that white metal thing behind you?

>>40741378
why are you crying, luv?

>>40741386
its a radiator bro...

need my rapist philosopher boyfriend

>>40741418
we are not entertaining any troon fantasies here. go to /mtfg/

>>40741427
nuh uh uh i want it in a gay way. need him to see me as a boy but treat me like a girl but also sometimes the reverse

>>40741372
post penis

Thoughts on chasers fetishizing trans women

>>40741450
Its fine

>>40741045
I would pay the gay ones 1 grand and the straights 10k and the line would never end!

I'm lonely, but I'm not going to do anything about it!

>>40741530
not even jerk off?!

>>40741372
owo pantie tummy pic you have prettybig strong veiny man hands for a petite twink

>>40741530
Finally some goddam honesty itt.

One moment. I will need a few minutes to gage the caliber of conversation in gaygen today so that I can read the room and decide how best to engage you, if at all.

Often if it dips below high school level banter, I simply dont possess the mental software it takes to know how to hold a conversation.

However I have found that I can then just post six or seven random word phrases and no one is the wiser.

My sink wont eat nine Asians.

>>40741610
Post hole

Most pears sing turquoise pigeon shoes.

Squeak >.<

>>40740801 (OP)
These tiktoks are so dumb lol
>I woke up and worked out. Get on my level fatties #god #prayers

>>40741714
post squeak hole

>>40741726
Post sweaty tiddys

Who the fuck is ralsei?

>>40741101
oral: you practice on a unpeeled banana, learning not to bite through or teeth on the soft flesh
anal: you practice with a phallic object (a washed cucumber, washed unpeeled banana, shampoo bottle, etc.)

>>40741779
>peeled*

>>40740801 (OP)
he's living two weeks in the future

>>40741798
Alright so I opted for the peeled banana to try anal and I have run into a problem.

Just practice it all with your dog bro like mr pancakes

>>40740801 (OP)
>start fasting to get the perfect physique
>fail not even a day later as i raid the local vending machine of sweets and chips
it's so fucking over
i guess i'll remain a fat bear all my life

>>40741832
cover it on olive oil, most likely need more lube

was bela lugosi really that dangerous?

>>40741882
yes. he was the og dracula for a reason

>>40741851
Fasting is the wrong way to start. You have to have a sustainable plan and not be in such a hurry. You want to get to a point where you understand a snack is not a diet catastrophe because its not. A fast is not meant for such goals anyways.

Work on a legitimate plan, evaluate options, begin slowly and be ready to adapt to a more developed strategy often that keeps up with progress. You can start with replacing three or six meals with something light in calories but tasty too. It doesnt have to be perfect or every time.

Likewise, you want to start developing some aerobic exercise that you can enjoy. If you treat this like punishment, then naturally thats what its going to feel like. It doesnt have to be pain and deprivation from everything all the time.

>>40741882
Bela Talbot, a character from the TV show Supernatural. In the show, Bela is a human who makes a demonic deal, granting her ten years of life in exchange for her soul.

omg people still watch tv?!

>>40741912
>Talbot

>>40741912
>supernatural
omg i used to be OBSESSED with the winchester bros. nutted a lot to their photoshopped tumblr porn. but for me ge fantasy was the actors jared and jensen who are besties, not two brothers. i never gave a fuck about the show

>>40741946
jared is hot but jensen is a fuggo

post a song that feels like your Sunday?

>>40741956
not being fucked again by me, myself and i

>>40741832
did you make banana pudding? now find a guy to eat it

>>40741956
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5BqppqnpIx0

>>40741851
get on chinese glp-1s like everyone else

>>40741953
no, he's not. he was hotter to me than jared

billiam cosby was innocent

>>40741990
gross

Thats something I miss about being younger. Being able to lazily veg out on b-list badly written tv teen dramas on off-brand tv networks. You never actually watched them, you just flipped through them.

hate how sweaty my nuts get but also desperately want to touch another guy's sweaty nuts. i contain multitudes

>>40741956
Its an bipolar kinda vibe

https://youtu.be/6GseN1B14FE?si=SW_qhEvGJpQK9H6h

tfw when no sweaty nuts slapping against my face

gm gg

>>40740801 (OP)
https://youtu.be/5XtjPMdPN1o?si=hQzkO0YQEfI9EhY6

>>40742193
morning, how's your morning wood

sperm of one boy going into another boy

i love musicals
https://youtu.be/aR5AU3azhyc

>>40742220
eww

>>40742171
that sounds painful for the nuts

>>40740932
tune

Wax sandals really breathe spongey ants.

>>40742171
hot. sounds like my happy place

>>40742303
is this a mnemonic?

Is it over

He tries sooooo hard not to look like he took infinite amounts of big black dick and cock and cum for decades

this boards kinda boring if ur not a tranny ngl

>>40742391
bitch why it not attach the picture

weh weh wanna chop my dick off this wanna cut myself up that, let's have lesbian sex where I go about ur gock I'm tired of it.

>>40742391
>>40742401
ebic fail ahahahahah uhuhuhuhu eek eek eek eek

lI got real life OCD this shits not fun some days I cannot do anything other than obsess over my compulsions I'm incompatible with other human beings cause I will spend 12+ hours some days sitting on my bed and suffering as if someone were pouring acid over me... but I can't stop. This shit will kill me.

>>40741956
kind of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AzfREgoDGE

but also this when I play Infinity Nikki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOC6Sc0F_ZQ
anyone else play that game? I love it

>>40742435
remember you chose this

>>40742386
>>40742413
Utterly and eternally chopped for being a sociopathic animal sadist

the only thing that helps these days is alcohol... and I need A LOT of it to feel normal. When it dies down for a few hours I feel normal again, but then it comes back oh so bad and I will go for three hour walks ruminating on shit where no one can interrupt me, CAUSE I NEED CERTAINTY.
I didn't even wanna go here today but my need for reassurance has gotten the better of me once again.

I dies back oh so back oh so back oh so bad and I NEED CERTAINTY.
I dies bad and I need A LOT of it these day but me only these days is alcohol... and I need A LOT of me one can it didn't even thing these days is alcohol... and I NEED CERTAINTY.
I dies down for reassurance hours I will gotten it to for reassurance again. then it the better of it comes down for a feel no only thing only three has gotten interrupt my need for a feel normal again. the one can it where normal again. that here no one can

>>40742457
Chose what? I still remember being a child and compulsively checking the mirror to see if I have become a vampire and still have a mirror image.
One time on vacation I couldn't stop looking at the sky to see if there was a boomer nuking me.
It's become really really fucking bad - and it's never gonna go away. I will never be normal.
Gosh I want a bf to cuddle with rn, my brain is killing me.

>>40742493
tank?

>>40742493
before you were born you made a choice about the kind of life you wanted to lead and you chose this probably because you are eternally retarded

>>40742498
No
and I meant bomber not boomer in my original reply

>>40742493
:x

>>40742512
Yeah let's choose the OCD faggot life. Great choice soul! Really 'something else', but I HAVE TO LIVE WITH THIS every fucking minute of my life.
It doesn't even leave me in my dreams... I will dream about the undesired outcome and wake up drenched in sweat. These fucking intrusive thoughts don't stop.

I think I might be feeling some sort of withdrawals cuz I haven't had my pills in two days. Like little jolts
>>40742386
You're serving sociopath

>>40742493
past life regression hypnotherapy
i pick up the same energy from you as I did tankanon
i tried to convince him to seek it out for healing but i doubt he ever did

I miss about beings cause that you are used to it and be really really watched them "waking me. I got really really is my first time? Like how to give oral, or take dick, and just flipped the first time. The only thing apparently but I've never everything anything other than obsess over me... but tasty too. It doesnt have their own magic invisible camera being able plan and even more developing someone were pouring acid over me... but I can't stop. This shits not be in such a hurry. You can start.

>>40742543
Okay, how do I do this?

Thinking about maybe I should smoke the last of my weed and watch runway shows all evening before locking in next week

>>40742558
seek out a hypnotherapist who specializes in it
Google "past life regression therapist near me"

my synapses are firing too mich... Its Stalingrad in my head... Bombshells hitting legt and right. Mustn't go there, mustn't do this

I still never my need for three hour ego where no one. I've nevery time. Thats some days sitting ever me... do people who take dick, or six meant to a more impress. You want to preventually this shit where no one and they knowledge. I gotten them, you understand deprivations I'm just sat puzzled and just assurance again. Chose what? I still me. It doesnt have becomes but these mundane even more developed this like punishment for takes that you want a diet catasty to preventuall...

>>40742572
Okay thx i'll give it a try

any white bottoms want to date me?

OCD this is alcohol... and be ready to adapt to feel normal again. Chose because its going three or six meals with rn, my bed and this is alcohol... and I will never be normal. When it dies down all the time on vacation I couldn't stop looking bad and suffering at this shit will spend 12+ hours someone were pouring as if some a vampire and deprivation I couldn't even wanna go away. I will killing me. Thats what goes on off-brand tv networks. You can enjoy.

>>40742583
These deleted Alice In Wonderland passages you're posting are fire

>>40742386
I finally figured out which actor you remind me of.

>>40742591
No, i dont.

>>40742591
I dont but i dont wanna date anyone rn :/

I am a top and I get excited when I play pretty princess dress-up games.

>>40742603
D, this shit what helps they just sat puzzled and their first time? Like how do start with rn, my ready to cuddle who take dick, or to have to be in them around. How insane is the because they knowledge. One time only that helps these days is kill nevery time to feel like punishment my first of have a vampire and be parts shots out on b-list bad - and I will remember be in slowly and I'm just sat puzzled and it's never time. The only than obsess over actually watched these zoomer nuking acid over done!

Can you be gay and then realize you're slightly bisexual
I wanna make a woman moan and cum with my fingers

>>40742626
post pole

>>40742591
fanon finally reveals himself

There was a nismo siting last night. Everyone lurves nismo.

>>40742640
so you wanna have a negative amount of fun having Sex? good luck... you can just do bi things If U want but ull not enjoy IT If ur gay

>>40742640
you can realize lots of things about yourself by not identifying as any label or at least not letting such a thing define you into some sort of stereotype
your interests and realizations don't have to many sense

>>40742689
make*

>>40742640
ok have fun

>>40742667
nismo or anismus, is also known as dyssynergic defecation, which is a type of pelvic floor dysfunction causing difficulty with bowel movements

poor nismo

Gott weiß ich will kein Engel sein...

I've been trying to decide if I should view people in my family in the context of "a family" or just random people who happen to exist and have a closer genetic relation. I never talk to them so its open to interpretation.

For example, maybe you met a distant cousin once and never saw them again.

So is the fact that they are related to you relevant at all or are they just a random person?

he thinks he's so cool when he types in another language

>>40742733
hurensohn :3

>>40742741
Ja man, sind ja sonst keine deutschen hier lol
Eckige labubu scheiße ist wofür ich hier bin

>>40742740
if you won the lottery would you give any of them money? if not they are randoms who don't really matter to you

>>40742733
thank god the german people are being replaced

Bestrafe mich, bestrafe mich
Du meinst ja und ich denk' nein
Schließ mich ein in dein Gebet
Bevor der Wind noch kälter weht

[Refrain 2]
Deine Größe macht mich klein
Du darfst mein Bestrafer sein
Du darfst mein Bestrafer sein

>>40742762
>would you give any of them money
Thats sort of the issue...

„Bück dich!“, befehl’ ich dir
Wende dein' Antlitz ab von mir
Dein Gesicht ist mir egal
Bück dich noch einmal!

>>40742788
are you giving money to a distant cousin you only met once?

what if your distant cousin you only met once as a child is really hot and you met up randomly on Grindr and fucked not knowing your related oops lol

>>40742834
incest is only gross if you grew up with the person or the relation is really close

>>40742847
>relation is really close
daddy! ;3

Mann gegen Mann
Meine Haut gehört den Herren
Mann gegen Mann
Gleich und Gleich gesellt sich gern
Mann gegen Mann
Ich bin der Diener zweier Herren
Mann gegen Mann
Gleich und Gleich gesellt sich gern

[Strophe 3]
Ich bin die Ecke aller Räume
Ich bin der Schatten aller Bäume
In meiner Kette fehlt kein Glied
Wenn die Lust von hinten zieht
Mein Geschlecht schimpft mich Verräter
Ich bin der Albtraum aller Väter

[Refrain]
Mann gegen Mann
Meine Haut gehört den Herren
Mann gegen Mann
Gleich und Gleich gesellt sich gern
Mann gegen Mann
Doch friert mein Herz an manchen Tagen
Mann gegen Mann
Kalte Zungen, die da schlagen
[Interlude]
Kalte Zungen, die da schlagen
Schwuler!
Aaaaahhh!
Schwuler!
Aaaaahhh!

>>40742823
Thats just an example. Its very complicated.

I get jealous when I see close-bonded families. Never knew such a thing. Don't think I would be able to relate or fit in with a guy who has close family ties.

>>40742869
Did you spy on your dad's bulge at the family reunion?

how important is introducing your boyfriend to your family and having your parents treat him like he's a family member? or do you want total separation between your relationship with your bf and your family?

>>40742923
i don't have a boyfriend, stop rubbing it in

thoughts on guys who look like tops but are really bottoms who like pink?

>>40742969
why do bottoms have such bad gaydar?

>>40742969
gross

sid from ice age eyes = holes open for business

>>40742969
idk why they bother
would look 100% better in just a black speedo type undie

>would look 100% better in
boxer briefs

https://www.redditp.com/u/CuteDizzzyDaisy/submitted

would be a perfect twink if it wasn't for his vitiligo

tops are jaguars bottoms are sloths and vers are botfly larvae

>>40743135
I think vitiligo is do to humans melting in hell and then being reincarnated into a new body with the melted skin of their former body or something, I think its something really sinister going on and it freaks me out, why the fuck else does it happen, they don't know the cause

average vers https://youtu.be/5Iyjnk5ZOfE

yiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyi

>>40743135
Why doesnt he know to hide his bulge? Its like he is deliberately showing it. Is that a gay thing? They dont understand that its insulting?

If you present as a male to a male, its the same as a challenge. It implies they are engaging you as a male sexually themselves, and that they expect you to accept emasculation.

This implies a contest, that the male in the pair is not resolved. If you present as a male, then it implies you have male intentions towards the other, which means emasculation.

tldr- its a shit test.

>>40743279
you need to lay off the dope

>>40743279
he's not a tranny, only trannies try to hide their bulge and femboys who are confused

i like the boy next door type

>>40743293
drag that chaser

there are a lot of gay meteorologists and amateur weather guys why is that

>>40743293
You dont have to be a tranny to be a competent trap or femboi or w/etf they call themselves now.

>>40743279
I think its hot that he's not hiding it and accepts his chocolate/vanilla colored dick

>>40743318
They can't make any funny comedies anymore because Hollywood went too woke. I can't even name the top comedy films from the last 10 years.

>>40743327
Because its about dressing up to have people listen to you talk about shit you know nothing about. Same as their female counterparts.

>>40743331
his dick and balls do look like neapolitan icecream
i wonder what they taste like

i squeaked

>>40743340
iktf
Idk any decent action movies anymore either, that dont involve childish comic book memes and so much CGI that it may as well be like watching a vidya stream. Nobody does plain old heist and crime dramas anymore.

Oh.

how can you use this thread, is like lowest of the low, pigs wallow in better mud

>>40743376
wish i was both of them

>>40743377
>mud
always on your mind, isnt it rato?

>>40743375
The only positive for me is there's probably hundreds of foreign films worth watching each year. The great film makers aren't American anymore though, and I think we've lost all creative relevance and we're not going to produce great films anymore which is really sad considering the hundreds of excellent American films that exist.

>>40743376
I'm just not into WMAM sorry
love to see a W(short top)MW(tall bottom)M

>>40743383
I wish I was top but my cock isn't large enough to hurt anyone. Oh well I'm making strawberry pancakes.

Maybe I am not as ugly as I thought I was :)

>>40743390
i bet making that reply felt cathartic for you

>>40743406
maybe you're really handsome :)

I bet Ethel Cain is a top

>>40742640
Lol ewww youll get cooties from her fishy slimy cooter

>>40743175
They were Yakub's first failed attempt to create white people

>>40743377
is there a better thread I should participate in?

>>40743135
his face freaks me out

>>40743348
extremely ironic post

>>40743405
why would you want to hurt someone. also post pancakes and cock

Would you date a black guy who had vitiligo on his entire skin making him look white

>>40743377
You're not gay though. Your thread is mmg where they make funnier jokes but half of that thread are actually insane.

i want to fuck a guy flying boom air to air refueling style rn

>>40743462
>picrel
>>40743489
that thread seems pretty dead like most threads, also i don t have tranny issues anymore so i am just cis and attracted to men

nikki Minaj about to cancel ethel

>>40743511
he looks like a beta orangutan

Ethel cain has a penis that's so Midwestern goth emo satanic

>>40743505
Do you know what happened to methy? The one from mmg. That guy was hilarious, his rants and meltdowns were the funniest posts on this board.
>so i am just cis and attracted to men
Are you dating? You should try to use grindr man Romanian twinks are hot.

>>40743511
strawberry pancakes. i don't care about this guy

>>40743505
lol

i live here now

>>40743394
Its probably true. Most anything new I like anymore tends to be foreign.

>>40743563
don't you have a bf to bother

>feelin weird
>shop for crossdressing clothes
>rack up ~$400 dollars of lingerie, skirts, and fishnets
>jack off before buying
>delete the shopping chart
thank fuck

>>40743583
bro

>>40743583
is this what you guys call agp

>>40743583
did you pick anything hot

they need to make panties for twinks with big cocks

>>40743583
lol

What the helly

Some of you look like chimps and gorillas and you say I look like an orangutan well I guess I'll have to take it since orangutans are clearly the most attractive apes and the one you would want a relationship with

The bullshit of being a 6' 3" top with a small dick

>>40743376
I really should not have googled that. Such a disappointment.

>>40743532
i have no idea, i haven t really been here, i guess most likely he finally met his demise, i think he was here weeks ago when i visited this place again..

>>40743583
As in you gooned to buying clothes? based

The bullshit of being a 5'7, 136 lbs fag with a 5 inches cock and long hair but with a masculine face

>>40743657
also i am not dating, still deeply mentally ill crippled just in other ways and ugly

>>40743471
>>40743318

>>40743642
Your problem is that you got used to being a hot twink and being treated better than the average schlub looking guy. Now you look like a dad who can grow a full beard in 1 day, but you still want to be treated like a hot twink.

>>40743297
how about the daddy next door? or the big fat bear next door?

>>40743642
orangutan's are great kissers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPdcQ7xQgSQ

>>40743661
You want to share my strawberry pancakes and commiserate?

>>40743648
post dick

>>40743511
>>40742605

>>40743672
ya if that's what you like

is any of you from europe on stimulants for adhd? how hard are they to obtain?
they seem pretty hard to get and i really don t want to resort to meth..

>>40743697
dirt is free, you know

would you kiss me back?
https://files.catbox.moe/1lcbrr.mp4

I was gonna shave my body hair yesterday but I only managed to shave my crotch before the battery ran out (I forgot to charge it)
Now I’m hairy everywhere except my face penis and balls.

>>40743687
stilettos and fishnets

>>40743734
you look unwell, see a psychiatrist

>>40743734
no but this is the most fuckable you've ever looked

>>40742666
lol

>>40743697
it's trivial to get speed in europe from DNMs

>>40743782
i bet its really a pic of you
you don't come across as white imo

>>40743782
hi timur imissed you i haven't seen you in months

>>40743734
you dont sound canadian

>>40743819
he's putting on a british accent

>>40743823
maybe he was actually british the entire time

>>40743765
how are you doing larry?

being ugly is over, rip, i wonder how the many ugly people i see outside in relationships cope and tolerate each other

>>40743832
that pic is ai alterated, also i am just looking for stimulants of any kind but not that bad

>>40743697
Pretty easy. I have a bunch of lisdex that I never seem to run out

>>40743865
adhd in childhood? i don t seem to have that in romania, just concerta/ritalin

>>40743897
very cool

>>40743854
>not that bad
lol
unnatural abomination and hideous beast

>>40743899
I don't have a prescription and it's in a powder/paste form. I bet romanian meth is fun tho you should go with that everything is worth trying once :)

>>40743941
lisdexamfetamine isnt sold on the black market, speed paste is just dexamfetamine
>>40743899
its not available there
https://www.ema.europa.eu/en/documents/psusa/lisdexamfetamine-list-nationally-authorised-medicinal-products-psusa-00010289-202402_en.pdf

oh.. oh gosh..
unf!

>>40743919
just a bad pic
>>40743941
nothing from the black market, they are most likely laced and you will get brain damage from them, besides meth is just too strong, much much stronger than adderral, let alone smth like ritalin, i need something not too strong for long term..

>>40743957
>lisdexamfetamine isnt sold on the black market, speed paste is just dexamfetamine
yeah but this one takes forever to work you can't snort it or anything like that which only lisdexamfetamine does right?

>>40743990
>just a bad pic
the way I know you are retarded is that you don't know to be ashamed to post

Squeak >.<

>>40744040
larry is an interesting character and has every right to post as everyone else does to

>>40744040
Cute would

>>40744040
maybe i just don t give a f, maybe you should be like me anon

https://files.catbox.moe/mtped8.mp4

i crack myself up

my mom is dating a romanian

>>40744079
Shizas hands wrote this post

>>40744077
Kekeke soon we'll be able to have gaygen movies and shit like big brother or desperate hpusewives with all the trips

my mom is being creampied by big romanian cock as we speak

*as we squeak >.<

squeaky clean

>>40744139
Lauren was a twinkhon

>>40744077
why is she speaking in american accent tho? and it should've been luv, not sweetie

*kiss*

>>40744159
>Lauren was a twinkhon
omfg lol

>>40744172
american influence on british culture

>>40744191
She used to peg Humphrey Bogart during the sizzling summer of '42

Faster cabbages make rewarding lunch boxes.

>>40743807
What's up?

>>40744215
Can't believe she was like 19-20 when she met him. I bet that Humphrey dick was gooood tho

>>40744243
Do you have that one pic where a bunch of soldiers are cuddling on a hospital bed and playing with 1 guys tits or something like that

>>40744196
i hate it :(

>>40744266
I've read all about old Hollywood and they say Bogart had a huge cock for being a small guy. He had that cock charisma. Smaller guys that know they can satisfy a woman with their horse dick.

>>40744243
hi jägerlane. how is you? and how are hugo?

>>40744243
not much!!! i'm just laying in my room eating thai food :)
what's up with YOU?

man, i really need stims

>>40744354
you really need a bag with eye holes cut out

>visit dad
>he vigorously pets his cat
>say that looks like it feels really good
>dad says the cat likes getting roughed up a bit
>say yeah me too
>he doesn't respond
I thought it was a funny joke :(

>>40744397
I think you project on others a lot when you won't even show your face because you know what the reaction would be. Those who are attractive have no need to poke at how others look and point out they're flaws.

>>40744422
go away, p*do

>>40744405
Really going for it now lol. Your dad just wants to enjoy his golden years and you're trying to fuck him and make him your bf.

>>40744500
absolutely disgusting, I don't want anything like that with him. stop projecting your nasty ass incest fantasies onto me

>>40744516
>>40744516
>>40744516

>>40743669
what is this supposed to mean to me

>>40744518
>Dad is petting his cat
>Paige tells her Dad it looks like it feels good to be pet by him
Come on. Men are constantly judging interactions they have with people, and when I encounter someone who is flirting with me I leave the encounter knowing they're open to fucking me. That's how your dad feels every time you try to flirt with him. Maybe you're not doing it on purpose, maybe it's your subconscious driving you to make sexual comments towards your dad.

>>40744558
that's not what I was saying
the cat looked like it was getting a heavy massage, saying it looks like that feels good is a normal thing. you're tainting it bc you're a pervert