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Anonymous No.40747217 >>40747232 >>40750505
/cisgaygen/
>>40744516
Anonymous No.40747224 >>40748764
breeding faggots
Anonymous No.40747232 >>40747471
>>40747217 (OP)
I'm such a zoomer I thought those were screens on the chairs that you could watch a movie on
Anonymous No.40747236 >>40747246
>>40747172
but by using a trip you are making yourself known for a gimmick
Anonymous No.40747243 >>40747269
new thread new life I feel so refreshed
Anonymous No.40747246
>>40747236
it doesn't seem to be working people just bring up ex-trips who don't post anymore 90% of the time
Anonymous No.40747251 >>40747260
guys i think i figured it out.
latino's for trump was just latino's that hate gay people. the return to family values is them wanting to be allowed to openly hate gays.

jokes on them.
Anonymous No.40747260 >>40747265
>>40747251
trump only cares about jew lives
Anonymous No.40747265
>>40747260
that's not true! he cares about women until they turn 18.
Anonymous No.40747269 >>40747279
>>40747243
It wont last.
Anonymous No.40747270 >>40747285
scratches my butt
Anonymous No.40747279 >>40747296
>>40747269
yeah it's 3 am I should go to sleep, but I keep smoking and chatting with faggots on 4chan
Anonymous No.40747285 >>40747318
>>40747270
my asshole is so sensitive I get pleasure from it every time I scratch my butt
Anonymous No.40747296 >>40747314
>>40747279
>chatting with
I doubt it.
Anonymous No.40747297 >>40747311 >>40747318 >>40747328 >>40747427 >>40747431
do you have a favorite quote you'd like to share?
Anonymous No.40747304 >>40747430
>>40747249
I had forgotten about that. Crazy that you remember what I did 3 weeks ago and I don't. Right an essay about it Professor Sneed.
Anonymous No.40747311 >>40747334
>>40747297
"Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon."
Susan Ertz, Anger in the Sky (1943)
Anonymous No.40747312 >>40747339
odds ast
evens sge
Anonymous No.40747314
>>40747296
What do you call what's happening here? Screaming into the void and seeing who responds? That's a bit unwieldy
Anonymous No.40747318
>>40747297
>>40747285
Anonymous No.40747328
>>40747297
>it's a good thing i brought my car with me. i am way too drunk to walk home.
Anonymous No.40747334
>>40747311
I long for love. I'd two years of my lifetime for every year I get in a fulfilling relationship. (see what I did there)
Delta !8J2oC/F356 No.40747339
>>40747312
ast? sge?
Anonymous No.40747374
astrologist
sage
Anonymous No.40747401 >>40747434 >>40747435
Opinions on clear coat nail polish?
Anonymous No.40747404
I wish tattoo technology was better
seems extremely pricey to maintain over time
Anonymous No.40747427
>>40747297
"First of all, right, if he's a new comer, right, I want him to suck my ass with jelly. They call it "toss the salad". That's the slang word: "toss the salad". It means sucking my ass, right, with jelly or without jelly. Some people use syrup, I prefer if a guy uses jelly, right. I will reach my climate, right, I will automatically get hard right. I will, you know, come automatically if he's sucking my ass for about ten minutes alone. It's a sensation feeling and it makes you feel real good. Most all gays do that, you know what I'm saying? Like guys to suck their ass. It's just like a p*ssy, right, but the only different is its not a p*ssy, right. It's clean, the person is decent, and the person knows that that's a a**hole but in they mind they be lookin' at it as a p*ssy because he's in prison. So, toss my salad and let him eat me, you know, and we straight. That's it."
Anonymous No.40747430 >>40747800
>>40747304
You dont even remember what you said at the beginning of a sentence by the time you have gotten to the end. Thats what makes your vocs entertaining.

I especially like the ones where you realize you sperged so hard that you just contradicted the point you were laboring so hard to make and abruptly stop recording.

"YOU TRANNIES THINK EVERYONE IS A REPPER! THATS WHAT YOU DO- GO AROUND AND ACCUSE EVERYONE OF BEING A TRANNY! YOU ARE ALL JUST TRANNIES PRETENDING YOURE NOT AND ACCUSING EVERYONE OF - OF... I. AM. NOT. SCREAMING! *snort-

[car passes]

[recording ends]
Anonymous No.40747431
>>40747297
fucka sucka ding dong
Anonymous No.40747434 >>40747456
>>40747401
similar to guys with glass faces, there's no need for it
Anonymous No.40747435 >>40747456
>>40747401
gay
Anonymous No.40747456
>>40747435
Damn thanks for letting me know
>>40747434
well there's also no need to roid, or get a tattoo, or a piercing
Anonymous No.40747460 >>40747613
>could not get a nice slim beach body this year
only going to get harder when they have medical cuts next years in the states
and i am forced to go back to my weight gainer psychotic meds
Anonymous No.40747471 >>40747492
>>40747232
>screens on the chairs that you could watch a movie on
I hate those things so much. I am an adult. I don't need an electronic babysitter in my face to hold my attention.
Anonymous No.40747492 >>40747513
>>40747471
4chan is our electronic babysitter
Anonymous No.40747504
https://youtu.be/4ZQ_YXaO3I0
Anonymous No.40747513
>>40747492
yeah, if the baby sitter was a 49 yo sex offender who had spent the last two decades in and out of jail for various offenses
Anonymous No.40747527 >>40747575 >>40747580
Theres this account on twitter called Geology Tweets that posts videos of gorgeous natural crystals with their description all day. You would think its absurd but its always pure eye candy. You wouldnt believe the shit thats out there. They are usually worthless rocks but they are always so stunning. And he has a half million followers.
Anonymous No.40747575 >>40747642
>>40747527
Nah it's not absurd it's pretty satisfying to see the rock get cracked open and reveal its inner beauty.
Kinda on the same level as pimple popping vids for me. Or red hot knife, slime play & hydraulic press shit.
Anonymous No.40747580 >>40747642
>>40747527
people have always had a fascination with hard to find rocks, it was probably the first type of material currency before metallurgical advances for coins
Anonymous No.40747586
Ah I forgot to mention red hot BALL that's something entirely different of course... but I like it when it's placed on a piece of soap and to see it melt through there with the sizzling sound.
Anonymous No.40747613 >>40747666
>>40747460
cheaper to just let you run free and throw you in jail when you act out.
Anonymous No.40747617
what are you thoughts on guys like this ?>>>/mu/127430812
Anonymous No.40747622 >>40747650
do you think the pedo hunters ever rape the pedos if they are hot enough
Anonymous No.40747642
>>40747575
So often they are just so colorful and sparkly or have wild patterns, things you just wouldnt expect to see form randomly from nature. I guess the really odd thing is that they arent more widely known.

>>40747580
>currency
I was wondering about that. Sometimes they seem rare enough to be gems but are not. I can imagine them being in some proud monarchs collection of worldly wonders. They really do look like treasures.
Anonymous No.40747650 >>40747654
>>40747622
80% of the time, the pedo hunters are the pedos
Anonymous No.40747651
gotta go crack some rocks open with the bros
Anonymous No.40747654 >>40747681
>>40747650
oh that’s lame i thought it was about being a predator of predators
Anonymous No.40747663
https://youtu.be/A15MoDltDOc?si=FtgkBal0xw01OooZ
Anonymous No.40747666 >>40747807
>>40747613
yeah sucks
Anonymous No.40747681
>>40747654
yeah but most of them are just trying to take out the competition and divert suspicion away from themselves
Anonymous No.40747707 >>40747724
>feel body after a bath or something
>hmm my skin feels nice and soft I bet a top would love to squeeze me and fuck and stuff
>too anxious and autistic to make it happen
suffering
Anonymous No.40747724
>>40747707
lol
Anonymous No.40747764 >>40747793 >>40747799 >>40748032
why is it okay to post about kpop girls on /mu/ but if i make a comment about my bf having a fat ass i get a warning?

picrel it's my kpop bf's fat ass
Anonymous No.40747781
When is the cute cub who just won the adult division of the pokemon world championship going to get his dick out?
Anonymous No.40747783
no one cares about your gookpoppers
Anonymous No.40747793 >>40747808
>>40747764
i could bounce quarters off that ass
Anonymous No.40747799
>>40747764
Anonymous No.40747800
>>40747430
https://voca.ro/1jml5Ks4UrGx
Anonymous No.40747807
>>40747666
have you tried just not sucking?
Anonymous No.40747808
>>40747793
i wonder what color his undies are
Anonymous No.40747826
...
Anonymous No.40747888
Boom boom akalakalaka boom. Boom boom akalaka boom boom.
Anonymous No.40747924
I can picture Cersei going triple platinum on the indie used books and manga sales shelf at her local free clinic for her novella "Hammer Bitch" about a gilr who has a hammer. and Yes she's a tertf!
Anonymous No.40747925
Anonymous No.40747960 >>40747970
I was so clearly born to crudely paint hands on the cave wall and die of a sabertooth wound after ingesting fermented barely and tanking my immune system. Why can't I ever get even ONE thing I want???
Anonymous No.40747966 >>40747988
what’s the hole version of a hard pulsating dong
Anonymous No.40747968
I was born to bottom
Anonymous No.40747970
>>40747960
>tanking my immune system
at least god made you gay so this is still possible upon going to a bathhouse without prep
>captcha: 0VRAW
Anonymous No.40747986 >>40747999 >>40748012
>but I can't fuck with my nails
>so imma pick it up with chopsticks
Let's discuss what the fuck she's talking about here because I still don't know. Obviously the it is a penis. Beyond that I'm lost
Anonymous No.40747988 >>40748024
>>40747966
that aching heat and need for pressure on your prostate and heightened sensitivity around your anal sphincter
or like involuntarily bucking your hips and ass back again a guy's crotch, or feeling an irresistible urge to put your ass in the air and wiggle it enticingly
Anonymous No.40747999 >>40748008
>>40747986
she doesnt want to mess up her nails so she picks up the penis with chopsticks before fellating it
Anonymous No.40748008 >>40748016
>>40747999
Why would that mess up her nails tho?
Anonymous No.40748012
>>40747986
our queen doesn't want the cheesy smegma to get on her press-on acrylics
Anonymous No.40748016 >>40748030
>>40748008
maybe the nail polish is still wet
Anonymous No.40748024 >>40748073 >>40748142
>>40747988
You're the only real bottom on this entire website. The way you used to write entire novels about how much you loved fucking. The rest of this website are like little kids that have crushes on girly looking boys
Anonymous No.40748030
>>40748016
Hmm this may be it. Do you really need to guide the penis into your mouth with your hands tho? By definition it is exterior and sticks out. Maybe I just write her a letter and get it from the source
Anonymous No.40748031 >>40748126
normalize bottoms dating bottoms!
Anonymous No.40748032
>>40747764
no seriously why do i get banned when i dont even say anything half as dirty as the weird shit posts say about the women ITT!!
Anonymous No.40748039
Does eomething smell like a wet dog NO it's just me and YA DAD having anla sex... ijbol!
Anonymous No.40748051
Normalize throwing bottoms in the chimpanzee enclosure on their 20th birthday!
Anonymous No.40748073 >>40748193
>>40748024
Anonymous No.40748106
normalize two bottoms kissing and feeling each other up for me
Anonymous No.40748126
>>40748031
i can see why something like this wouldnt work but i am a top who has dated a few other tops before, one lasting a year. if you both truly like each other you'd make it work
Anonymous No.40748142
>>40748024
>tell me more what its liked getting fucked
no agp fanboys here nope
Anonymous No.40748193
>>40748073
https://voca.ro/1mzfejLgJRNM
Anonymous No.40748227
Anonymous No.40748294 >>40748308
fem gays shouls just troon out, most of them do anyway
Anonymous No.40748306 >>40748372
https://voca.ro/1hPxv5tqV5LX
Anonymous No.40748308
>>40748294
they should get shredded so i can have sex with them
Anonymous No.40748328 >>40748344 >>40748359
i notice troons are able to post their nudes on the board but jannies/mods wont delete or ban them for fear of making them suicidal. lmfao. thats how i know troons are the most unstable group of people on 4chan if they get that sort of special treatment
Anonymous No.40748344
>>40748328
WTF
Didn't someone also post a photo of their severed balls?
Anonymous No.40748345
pewdiepie is close to being the ideal bottom
Anonymous No.40748359
>>40748328
>thats how i know
tells me everything i need to know...
Anonymous No.40748372
>>40748306
needs less wind
Anonymous No.40748373 >>40748398 >>40750009
something is on my roof at 4am
help
Anonymous No.40748377
I wanna get fucked in classroom...
Anonymous No.40748394
the only group of men that gets targeted by serial killers is gay men
Delta !8J2oC/F356 No.40748398 >>40748407 >>40748414
>>40748373
It's me ;)
Anonymous No.40748407 >>40748434
>>40748398
get down from there do you know how much roofs cost fat boy
th0 No.40748414
>>40748398
wtf how did you fly up there
scary ginger, what do you want? i don't have any chips
Delta !8J2oC/F356 No.40748434
>>40748407
Uncalled for
Imma break some tiles now
Anonymous No.40748445 >>40748470 >>40748547
Slayer have always given me Witchy Bottom vibe... Like he seems like he's a zara bear casting spells and bitch... Don't fuck with him!
Anonymous No.40748470
>>40748445
He would eat walking in the background with a more dominant friend in the center.
Anonymous No.40748483
thorny is starring in chris hansen’s roblox documentary
Anonymous No.40748510
https://voca.ro/141Q52ZHjULy
Anonymous No.40748538
melty melty melty melty
Anonymous No.40748547 >>40748583
>>40748445
https://voca.ro/1ew6HcckGK8r
Anonymous No.40748572 >>40748636
will you have a bf this valentine? uwu
Anonymous No.40748577
God I neeeeeed to suck some cock rn
Anonymous No.40748583
>>40748547
This is autism realness mawma!
Anonymous No.40748595
Anonymous No.40748605
yuck
Anonymous No.40748620
https://voca.ro/1aKUhZBIwbVu
Anonymous No.40748630
ma look! /gg/ is posting trannies again!
Anonymous No.40748634 >>40749548
Idk why it has taken me this long to realize all these 26 year old girls and guys rightfully self conscious about their looks is a result of dodging commitment to marriage when they were young enough to still have hairlines and faces and instead thought they could fuck around apps and clubs forever or form deep relationships with porn.

One more thing marrying during breeding peak would have prevented. Guess life isnt just one eternal sexual playground after all.
Anonymous No.40748636 >>40748647
>>40748572
dont remind me
Anonymous No.40748647
>>40748636
there's always 2027. hehe
Anonymous No.40748677
biboomer so old hes happy people he used to think were young are old now...
Anonymous No.40748730 >>40748752 >>40748763 >>40748787 >>40749506
normal gay bf, like slightly fem or something, but highly intelligent. classy, one you can bring to meet the family and make them think: "maybe them gays aren't all so bad" after meeting my bf.
Anonymous No.40748752 >>40748762
>>40748730
lol
Anonymous No.40748762 >>40748828
>>40748752
where is the funny part
Anonymous No.40748763
>>40748730
lol
Anonymous No.40748764 >>40748831
>>40747224
You can't breed a man's anus, only shit comes out of there. What are you gonna breed, a big brown shit baby? A turd slathered in stinky butt slime and cum?
Anonymous No.40748766
I'm too fem for most men here, but not fem enough for trannies.
Anonymous No.40748787
>>40748730
Gay means never EVAR shaking the image that the person gobbles on piss pipes before putting them in their butt.
Anonymous No.40748828
>>40748762

lol
Anonymous No.40748831 >>40748842 >>40748930
>>40748764
Ma'am, if you are looking for your son, hes not here right now. Hes probably walking along the highway ranting into his phone to gays about trannies.
Anonymous No.40748842
>>40748831
melty are we
shiza 4chan for atiesh, greatstaff of the guardian !zXKnWaovpQ No.40748853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5Y4GerrnZg
Anonymous No.40748859 >>40748872
This is my gbf. I'm so excited to celebrate his 18th birthday with him next year.
shiza 4chan for atiesh, greatstaff of the guardian !zXKnWaovpQ No.40748872
>>40748859
niiice
Anonymous No.40748930
>>40748831
>You can't breed a man's anus, only shit comes out of there. What are you gonna breed, a big brown shit baby? A turd slathered in stinky butt slime and cum?
I have no idea what you are talking about, let me reiterate my post. Everything I wrote is objectively true and 100% fact. Therefore the word "rant" has no purpose next to "objective truth"
Anonymous No.40748971
And scene.
Anonymous No.40748973 >>40749000 >>40749024 >>40749064
remind we why gaygen is so adverse to trans but shiza, marina and whoever else on hrt are allowed to post freely without issue? doesn't make any sense
Anonymous No.40749000
>>40748973
Can't really stop anyone from posting here. We used to get ftm trannies here like wolfy and noah. Noah was very pretty as a girl but botched it with her mansition.
Dan !rJvyh883Rg No.40749024
>>40748973
Shiza is so pathetic it’s so sad
Anonymous No.40749064
>>40748973
Trannies are gay. Anyone claiming two men together is not homosexual is coping. It is literally the definition. Its not some coincidence that they and their chasers attach to lgbt. Gays tend to want to distance themselves from trannies because trannies are living the quiet part of gay out loud. Gays maintain they have a claim to manhood and are frustrated by women, bis and chasers. Trannies expose what a farce that claim is and distill their strategy to its basic Alexandrian solution, that men who want to be treated as women should therefore act and dress like them. This gives chasers the cover to pretend they arent faggy fag-fags.
Anonymous No.40749119
urinating on the sauna rocks so everyone inhales my piss steam
Anonymous No.40749131 >>40749154 >>40749208
Anonymous No.40749154
>>40749131
you think he ever shits himself so everyone else sitting in those expensive courtside seats has to smell it
Anonymous No.40749208 >>40749236 >>40749699
>>40749131
living the life, is there any way to eat chips and burgers every day without getting fat?
Anonymous No.40749236
>>40749208
Walk or hike 5-10 miles a day.
Anonymous No.40749249 >>40749255 >>40749695
i blame him. he's the one responsible for this. for turning me..
Anonymous No.40749255 >>40749273
>>40749249
..gay!
Anonymous No.40749273
>>40749255
perhaps
Anonymous No.40749359 >>40749406
>missed out on daddy cock when I was 18 cause I was a shy neet
>now I'm 21 and too old
How do I cope?
Anonymous No.40749397
cant relate. I was the neighborhood fleshlight for teenage boys since first grade
Anonymous No.40749406
>>40749359
Hi son. why don't you come cuddle with Daddy?
Anonymous No.40749422
i wanna wake up with him by my side >.<
Anonymous No.40749441
I might change my major to electrical engineering tomorrow, comp sci is dead I think x.x
Dan !rJvyh883Rg No.40749466 >>40749471 >>40749502 >>40749506 >>40749538
folx in this general will litrally feel doomed about the most inane shit like you have not experienced real grief
Anonymous No.40749471
>>40749466
I have.
Anonymous No.40749502
>>40749466
my pain does not define me
Anonymous No.40749506
>>40748730
me
>>40749466
and I hope I never will
Anonymous No.40749520 >>40750039 >>40750050
Stay a kid as long as possible. By 25 i had
- a very near death experience
- been homeless
- seen death
- joined the military

I envy ppl who make it to old age before ever dealing with heavy shit
Anonymous No.40749538
>>40749466
post hole
Anonymous No.40749545
You make me
feel like I'm living a
Pe nis cream
They way you rub it on
Anonymous No.40749548 >>40749757
>>40748634
Men can be attractive at 30, pedotard
Anonymous No.40749550 >>40749699
I get tired of people being happy all the time. Go be happy somewhere else. I don't need to see all that laughy smiley fun crap.
Anonymous No.40749578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeQRO4fXOKk&list=RDVeQRO4fXOKk&start_radio=1
the demon within hungers..
Anonymous No.40749695
>>40749249
diddy got you too?
Anonymous No.40749699 >>40749726
>>40749208
puke it up afterwards
>>40749550
:D
Anonymous No.40749710 >>40750085
my balls are super sensitive right now
Anonymous No.40749726 >>40749942
>>40749699
Which one if you had to pick? I'd always choose Winona she was so hot.
Anonymous No.40749728
https://youtu.be/UGILR4txS7w
Anonymous No.40749757
>>40749548
As tops? Sure. But as bottoms? Why would anyone bottom a 30 year old when every year there is fresh cute 18yo bussy to pound
Anonymous No.40749801 >>40749816 >>40749887
mcdonald's double cheese burgers taste a lot better if you leave them in the fridge over night and then microwave them for 45 seconds to a minute the next day
Anonymous No.40749816 >>40749875
>>40749801
i hope you get some exercise or you are going to pass away if you keep living like this.
Anonymous No.40749875
>>40749816
calm down it's a cheeseburger
Anonymous No.40749877
I don't even have much as a careercel. I'm not even rich
Anonymous No.40749887 >>40749910
>>40749801
i was always told mcdonalds burgers go toxic if you keep it overnight
Anonymous No.40749896
Listen to Mr. Fancy Schmancy McSnooty pants with his hoity toity ritzy glizty high falutin McDonalds.

Oy guvna'. Would ye like some champagne with your McDonalds cheeseburgers? Can I take your top hat and light ye cigar, eh your highness?
Anonymous No.40749910 >>40749927
>>40749887
they actually are much better than most about tolerating being left out
I wouldn't leave a Big Mac out cuz of the mayo - that goes in the cooler then the mini fridge at the motel - but you can leave their normal cheeseburgers out overnight as long as you comprehensively microwave it the next morning you have a fine breakfast - I often order extra sandwiches on road trips.
Anonymous No.40749927 >>40749954
>>40749910
Thats sort of how Mcdonalds made their mark, food science and distribution. They know how to make things last and get it to the outlets fast and when to rotate. They pretty much built the model.
larry No.40749931 >>40749938
i feel like shit, i need stimulants
Anonymous No.40749938 >>40749971
>>40749931
U need to try cocaine. Imagine that most intense stim high you've ever had while also feeling like you're invincible and could cut down a tree with your cock. It's like that
Anonymous No.40749942 >>40749974
>>40749726
none cuz i dont like women that way
Anonymous No.40749953 >>40749959 >>40750160
Anonymous No.40749954 >>40750021
>>40749927
I wish there was something like McDonalds but with a bit more variety. The food is rather monotonous - but if you've been driving for hours and hours and it's all that's readily available you know its there - you know they have a bathroom you can use without being hassled to buy something. I guess I should resolve to try to buy more food at shitty bars than mcdonalds. Bar nachos can be fine.
Anonymous No.40749959
>>40749953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FLRHejWAo8
larry No.40749971 >>40749979
>>40749938
too much stimulation, also coke is like expensive
Anonymous No.40749974
>>40749942
Why do you only post women then if you don't like them
Anonymous No.40749979
>>40749971
Go to berlin
Anonymous No.40750007 >>40750406
Normalize undressing men
th0 No.40750009
>>40748373
phew got raped by the roof monster
weirdly i dont have a roof.....
Anonymous No.40750021 >>40750041
>>40749954
all fast food no matter which company is just a combination of salts, sugars and fats mixed one way or another
Anonymous No.40750031
I hate how much my faith waivers. I was on a Jesus kick, felt the holy spirit, and then a few days later it dies down and it feels so easy to sin again. Almost gave into my morning wood.
Anonymous No.40750039
>>40749520
Me at 13 minus the military and with an asterisk by homeless
Anonymous No.40750041
>>40750021
where do you eat on road trips mr. elemental
Anonymous No.40750050 >>40750052
>>40749520
>a very near death experience
don't call it a NDE unless you saw yourself outside of your body, just say you almost died
Anonymous No.40750052 >>40750060
>>40750050
the only thing that makes me happy is that I'm not fat in my dreams
larry No.40750055 >>40750072 >>40750073
meow meow
you are all annoying
meow meow
Anonymous No.40750060
>>40750052
military training didn't get you in shape?
Anonymous No.40750072 >>40750083
>>40750055
https://files.catbox.moe/fh808h.mp4
Anonymous No.40750073
>>40750055
this. im too sober for the shit
larry No.40750083
>>40750072
i am crying, stop
Anonymous No.40750085 >>40750095
>>40749710
tell me more
is it like closer to ultra, or max sensitive. what's the surface temperature, moisture level, PH balance. when's the last time they been emptied? i think. we need to take a closer look.
Anonymous No.40750095 >>40750099
>>40750085
you sound like you'd be a weirdo in bed
Anonymous No.40750099
>>40750095
i'm a freak yes
Anonymous No.40750103 >>40750108 >>40750112
a top who asks questions in bed like "does it feel good for you? are you okay?" is so annoying
Debaser !xHg1XNS0QU No.40750106 >>40750116 >>40750120
He just might have what it takes
https://x.com/GovPressOffice/status/1957109612211229007
Anonymous No.40750108
>>40750103
and thats the facts jack
Debaser !xHg1XNS0QU No.40750112
>>40750103
Me. I like being annoying.
Anonymous No.40750116
>>40750106
already seems pre-planned that he will be the next President, writing seems on the wall
California is the only state that really matters
Anonymous No.40750120 >>40750124 >>40750131
>>40750106
>What we need is to take the highest elected official of one of the dumbest and most mismanaged states, and make him the highest elected official for the entire country!
Anonymous No.40750124 >>40750130 >>40750148
>>40750120
>California is the dumbest and most mismanaged state
people always say this but I don't think they know what they're talking about
Anonymous No.40750130 >>40750138
>>40750124
you have to enter a checkpoint just to enter california by car
Debaser !xHg1XNS0QU No.40750131 >>40750148
>>40750120
What we need is a guy who apathetic cretins will vote for
Anonymous No.40750132 >>40750151
I will never forgive jews for mutilating my pp
Debaser !xHg1XNS0QU No.40750138
>>40750130
>strong border
Anonymous No.40750140 >>40750170
one time this guy topped me and he had a hard time getting it up the 2nd round. i remember fumbling with his dick myself and then i said, "is it in?" because i genuinely couldn't tell. probably made him self conscious afterwards. he wanted to meet up again and i said no thanks. felt bad for him.
Anonymous No.40750148 >>40750159 >>40750165
>>40750124
Ranking high on the list isn't a good thing. >>40750131
I've witnessed all of Newsoms career, and I can say with confidence that he is as superficial and hollow as Trump.
Anonymous No.40750149
evens coffee
odds bed
Anonymous No.40750151 >>40750412
>>40750132
pearly penile papules and smegma are more commonly found in uncut guys and they look scary
Debaser !xHg1XNS0QU No.40750159 >>40750209
>>40750148
>he is as superficial and hollow as Trump.
And that's a good thing because he us on the good guy team
Anonymous No.40750160
>>40749953
grindr notification experiment
larry No.40750163
no wonder you are here, i can smell some of you thro my screen
Anonymous No.40750165
>>40750148
thinking about buying his baseball card and doing a cum tribute
Anonymous No.40750170
>>40750140
he killed his damn self immediately afterwards i hope you're happy
Anonymous No.40750177 >>40750194 >>40750214 >>40750255 >>40750350
why don't you have a twink bf
Anonymous No.40750184
I want a president who turns me on which hasn't happened in my life.
Anonymous No.40750194
>>40750177
twinks expire
Debaser !xHg1XNS0QU No.40750202
All of the right wing commiefornians will want to kill themselves if Newsom becomes oresident so it is definitely the funniest option. No one is more deserving of scorn than Tom Macdonald fans (slayer)
Anonymous No.40750209 >>40750216 >>40750234
>>40750159
>the good guy team
God you sound like you're either 6 or 60.

Politicians are corrupt shitbags

Political parties are groupings of corrupt shitbags

The hardest part of making positive change in this country is that 98% of the country are retards that participate in politics like it's a sport and only care about beating the opposing team instead of making the country better.
Anonymous No.40750214
>>40750177
no good for one right now
Debaser !xHg1XNS0QU No.40750216 >>40750236
>>40750209
Shut the fuck up bitch my team is winning. This is the future you chose. I hope someone cannibalizes you.
larry No.40750219
you ended up here it is over, god, i wish i wasn t ugly
Anonymous No.40750231
Brian, there's a message in my Alpha-Bits! It says "Ooooooooooooo"!
Peter, those are Cheerios.
rexie !!k1IKR+wYEC/ No.40750234 >>40750241
>>40750209
slopulism
Anonymous No.40750236
>>40750216
Call 911 dan just sex.
Anonymous No.40750241 >>40750246 >>40750249
>>40750234
If Nazis gave you free hrt and silicone tits you would vote for us.
Debaser !xHg1XNS0QU No.40750246 >>40750250
>>40750241
>us
No he wouldn't because we would kill you first
rexie !!k1IKR+wYEC/ No.40750249 >>40750276
>>40750241
most of politics is fine, australian politics is very good (i support labor with my whole heart) the issue is always seppos being genuinely demented without exception
Anonymous No.40750250 >>40750257
>>40750246
You aren't killing anything besides your hairline and your waistline.
Anonymous No.40750254 >>40750259
I need a new hottie to get obsessed over
Anonymous No.40750255
>>40750177
just dumped my twink bf cause he was hitting twinkdeath at 21
Debaser !xHg1XNS0QU No.40750257 >>40750283
>>40750250
I'm killing animals and people indirectly
rexie !!k1IKR+wYEC/ No.40750259 >>40750263
>>40750254
whats ur type
Anonymous No.40750263 >>40750268
>>40750259
if you were my bf i'd turn you into a twunk
rexie !!k1IKR+wYEC/ No.40750268 >>40750269
>>40750263
elaborate
Anonymous No.40750269 >>40750287
>>40750268
you body is too fem
Anonymous No.40750276 >>40750279 >>40750282
>>40750249
You know nothing
You've experienced nothing
You're a kid
rexie !!k1IKR+wYEC/ No.40750279 >>40750297
>>40750276
youre basis of politics is all nothing. how often do you read the news
Debaser !xHg1XNS0QU No.40750282 >>40750297
>>40750276
Being old just makes you more retarded
Anonymous No.40750283 >>40750305
>>40750257
Nazis supported animal rights laws. In fact they were the first government to pass national animal rights laws. Save the animals that matter, eliminate the ones that don't.
rexie !!k1IKR+wYEC/ No.40750287 >>40750302
>>40750269
how so
Anonymous No.40750297 >>40750299 >>40750305
>>40750279
The ideology of national socialism is here for when the know nothings fuck it up and order needs to be reestablished. I'm not interested in Australian politics, no one is. Your government was especially draconian during the pandemic, forcing people to stay inside like animals in their pig pens. Australians are quite docile to authority, as long as it's neoliberal authority.
>>40750282
You've been 28 for the past 5 years nigga kys I'm in better shape than you are
rexie !!k1IKR+wYEC/ No.40750299 >>40750315
>>40750297
goo goo ga ga
Anonymous No.40750302
>>40750287
You're literally a tranny lol
Debaser !xHg1XNS0QU No.40750305 >>40750315 >>40750315
>>40750283
I would kill 1000 puppies to save one retarded human
>>40750297
I'm not lying about my age at all. I'm 28 and 5 years ago I was 23. You are projecting lying about your own age because YOURE 40 NIGGA
Anonymous No.40750315 >>40750330
>>40750299
finally you are being a good baby, daddy will burp you later
>>40750305
You would eat 1000 puppies to not be hungry for a half hour
>>40750305
You were 28 when I first talked to you. You have fucking sedentary induced dementia. You wheeze just sitting in your chair trying to talk lmao
Anonymous No.40750317 >>40750322
its been all taboule salad, greek salad, and chickpea salad with added meat this summer for this summer and I feel great
Anonymous No.40750321
over 300k anti-semites gathered in tel aviv to protest the gaza war i hope bibi shoots them all
Anonymous No.40750322
>>40750317
Post nude body
Debaser !xHg1XNS0QU No.40750330 >>40750340
>>40750315
You first talked to me this year newfag. Stop projecting your own psychosis onto others.
Anonymous No.40750331
tel aviv? i don't even know the guy, why don't you tel him yourself
Anonymous No.40750340 >>40750348
>>40750330
I used to post here irregularly like 2 years ago. I mainly talked to sissy and shiza. Idc how old you are, you're fat and sucking nuclear toxic waste from that train wreck in Ohio lol you might as well be 100
Anonymous No.40750347
https://youtu.be/fDj5VFSuQyw?si=zt5MG9GQnRD4FA64

The song I'm going to listen to to celebrate when Russia nukes Israel off the map
Debaser !xHg1XNS0QU No.40750348 >>40750354
>>40750340
You're an old newfag
You're a washed up coward tranny chaser that is too much of a pussy bitch faggot to chase trannies irl so you come to the gay board on 4chan to make it our problem that you're 40 an unfuckable autist
Anonymous No.40750350
>>40750177
but i do :)
Anonymous No.40750354 >>40750361
>>40750348
I didn't want trannies. I used to reel them in, unhook them and toss them back in the ocean. I'm not a real chaser.
Debaser !xHg1XNS0QU No.40750361 >>40750374
>>40750354
You're a repressed, coping tranny chaser
Tell it to your brothers headstone
Anonymous No.40750367 >>40750377 >>40750443
how many troons will i slay at the Ethel Cain concert if i wear this?
Anonymous No.40750371 >>40750386
fatty is triggered
Anonymous No.40750374 >>40750384 >>40750386
>>40750361
What a seething faggot. Lol. You literally cannot have a normal conversation without scooping the poop out of your obese ass and flinging it around the room. Kill yourself fatso you are a nobody
Anonymous No.40750377
>>40750367
All 7 people in attendance including Methel
Anonymous No.40750384
>>40750374
hi cersei qween
Debaser !xHg1XNS0QU No.40750386 >>40750395
>>40750371
>>40750374
I'm right about everything and autists like you should be culled lmao
Anonymous No.40750388
https://voca.ro/16gAGguCGFNX
Anonymous No.40750395 >>40750400 >>40750410
>>40750386
>should be
you're a nobody no one cares what you think
Debaser !xHg1XNS0QU No.40750400 >>40750409
>>40750395
Clearly you do
Anonymous No.40750403 >>40750410
I don't even have to click it. It's DA BEEF FAT posting old vocaroos of me again right?
Anonymous No.40750406
>>40750007
why do bloated roiders all look the same lol
Anonymous No.40750408 >>40750449
are the battlefield games good for single player? some of the older ones are on sale and thinking of picking one up, never played battlefield before
Anonymous No.40750409 >>40750415
>>40750400
No one does that's why you're angry
Debaser !xHg1XNS0QU No.40750410 >>40750418
>>40750395
You care what I think because I represent the majority of people irl that you know would be silently appalled by your pathetic existence
>>40750403
It's methy doing a Sam Hyde impression at 40 years old
Anonymous No.40750412 >>40750488
>>40750151
>TAKE MY FORESKIN SO I DONT NEED TO CLEAN MY WILLY
bravos!
Debaser !xHg1XNS0QU No.40750415 >>40750423
>>40750409
I'm not angry at all sis I'm just mean. I had an awesome weekend. You were here...
Anonymous No.40750418
>>40750410
Maybe the old gutless bag of bones will stop being a pussy and post one of his own some day. Doubt it.
Anonymous No.40750423 >>40750429
>>40750415
You're a nobody and you're really boring
Anonymous No.40750425 >>40750428
ok fine, been hearing this and that of methel cain lana del rey beef here and there and never heard anything from this troon. name his best single and ill youtube to check out if he's any good
Anonymous No.40750428
>>40750425
rollin
rollin
rollin in his wheelchair
lol
Debaser !xHg1XNS0QU No.40750429 >>40750436
>>40750423
Thanks sis, you're a subhuman freak and will die alone and miserable because of your personality disorder
Anonymous No.40750436 >>40750438
>>40750429
This from the lunatic virgin who calls 911 on dan LMAO. You're like a turd clogged in the toilet that can't be flushed.
Debaser !xHg1XNS0QU No.40750438 >>40750450
>>40750436
I have a bf that I fucked in the ass yesterday and I've never called the cops on anyone. You're a hysterical gossip.
Anonymous No.40750440
get a room already
Anonymous No.40750443 >>40750445
>>40750367
kek wtf are you doing the cholo button for
Anonymous No.40750444 >>40750461
>i had an amazing weekend on twitter pressing the like button on political pages
LoOl
Debaser !xHg1XNS0QU No.40750445
>>40750443
He's trying to hide that he's 40 years old by acting like a wigger
larry No.40750448
what can i do to stimulate myself but not fuck up my heart, biting my arm sucks
Anonymous No.40750449
>>40750408
not really
bf1 has a kind of interesting format and bad company 2 had a decent story but the former will take you like 3 hours max to finish even if you're terrible at it and the second has been delisted for years
battlefield is for the multiplayer only
Anonymous No.40750450 >>40750459
>>40750438
Another obese inbred like you? Wow yeah didn't need to know that. I can imagine the shit specks on the wall afterwards, you wearing safety glasses to avoid the splatter lol. You actually ruined my mood like usual by reminding me you exist.
Debaser !xHg1XNS0QU No.40750459 >>40750466 >>40750468
>>40750450
Here comes your usual cope cycle
Get owned, imagine the person that owned you to be more orthotic than you, repeat
I have a hot white bf and we both fuck good. You lust after trannies and beat your dick in your bedroom. At 40!
larry No.40750460 >>40750471
i bit my arm
Anonymous No.40750461 >>40750471
>>40750444
lol shrekt him
Debaser !xHg1XNS0QU No.40750466
>>40750459
>orthotic
Pathetic lmao
Anonymous No.40750468 >>40750472
>>40750459
tldr call 911 about it
Anonymous No.40750469
I so pale
Anonymous No.40750471 >>40750520
>>40750460
You're hooked on those pills huh. How many are you taking per day
>>40750461
lol
Debaser !xHg1XNS0QU No.40750472
>>40750468
I'll just tell your dead brother about it
Anonymous No.40750476 >>40750497
could you two shut the fuck up
Anonymous No.40750488
>>40750412
whats up with dis niggas nose
Anonymous No.40750491
https://voca.ro/1ilrkRvutVcD
Debaser !xHg1XNS0QU No.40750497
>>40750476
I can and will soon. He will continue like clockwork every day and night until someone clocks him irl
Anonymous No.40750505
>>40747217 (OP)
I am not gay, but I seem to attract mostly gay men. I've landed some quirk chungus women in the past, but one dipping deeper into the zoomette category they are repulsed by me as they seem to want hypermasc guys. Feel like I'm going to have to change up my aesthetic.
Anonymous No.40750512
how im tryina be
Anonymous No.40750518
Huge dihh
larry No.40750520
>>40750471
like 1g-1.2g, 5-6 pills, but nothing today, i will take a break..
Anonymous No.40750526
>>40750525
>>40750525
>>40750525