Thread 40752202

Hydration edition
>QOTT
How do you enjoy your water? Ice cold? With lemon? Flavored water? Straight from the tap?
>QOTT2
Are you still drinking from the hose?
>QOTT3
For those of you who don't like water, what do you drink instead?

Previous: >>40729493

>>40752202 (OP)
>1
Real water drinkers know it's best at room temperature if you wanna get a chug going.
>2
Mostly from the tap, but I'm all for the extra minerals and metallic taste.
>3
Second favorite is sugar-free electrolyte stuff. Tons of dye, but it's still better than soda (or anything carbonated, really).

>1
Slightly colder than room temperature. No lemon or nothing
>2
No I don't have a hose in my apartment
>3
I love water, and fant grape

When are all of you getting pregnant?

>QOTT
Ice cold straight from the freezer, let the heat from the sun unthaw it while you work/exercise
>qott2
50/50
>qott3
Love me some water but I also like chocolate milk
>>40752227
I can't stand the metallic taste from the tap, but for some reason I will drink it from the hose

>>40751670
>draw furry porn
They will make excuses not to do this

>>40752391
while it doesn't bring the same amount of money you can still make a decent amount by drawing furry sfw or character designs, though if you don't even like furries that might be the worse option

Have you ever dated someone who started dressing like you during your relationship? Have you ever started wearing different clothes when you got together with someone?

>>40752943
Normal to influence each other’s styles somewhat. A bit weird if they/you don’t maintain any originality, unless they/you have never thought about what they/you wear and are just starting to try to do that more.
Very weird if they/you don’t maintain any originality and also become overly involved/invested in your/their interests.

Poolside setting, end of day with an orange coloration in the sky, sun obscured behind trees, mature ftm milf poolside, small red bikini, tanlines, slight cellulite, slight belly, dynamic pose, lounging on beach chair, flip flops, red nail polish, sunglasses, bald head, African American

>>40753040
why bald

i hate myself

>>40752996

Some people say they think that sort of thing is embarrassing or fake but I find it very flattering. It makes sense to me that guys who are attracted in some part by my style would like it enough to wear it themselves, and since we always end up sharing a closet it makes it easier if we wear the same kind of things. Funny you should mention not thinking about it beforehand, one guy came into the relationship wearing only t shirts and cargo shorts because he wasn't conscious of having a style, then he redid his entire wardrobe with gothy dark academia lite sort of pieces, was really cool of him. I think it's just some guys don't bother to be curious until they're given an opportunity. Although he did go onto copy all my hobbies and interests, which was nice too

>>40753044
Bald is sexy on African Americans

>>40753040

Anon wants a big bald black man

>>40753091
i like you

>>40753040
Black milfs look sexy with either bald or luscious white woman hair. Now that I think about it I think I usually prefer bald but she also needs to have like a Venus statue body

>>40752202 (OP)
>QOTT How do you enjoy your water? Ice cold? With lemon? Flavored water? Straight from the tap?
Straight from the tap, imagine living in a country with dirty water.
>QOTT2 Are you still drinking from the hose?
Hai
>QOTT3 For those of you who don't like water, what do you drink instead?
People who don't like water are retards.

>>40752310
I actually think I could be pregnant I'm aborting that shit tho
>>40753091
It's kinda narcissistic in a way to care about yourself so much you have a serious opinion

>>40753170

>think I might

What the fuck go find out right now, that's a pretty time sensitive problem to deal with

>>40753209
i still love you

>>40752202 (OP)
that picture is stressing me out
>1
yes i am a waterhead. my bathroom has the best water.
>2
i don't have a hose :(
>3
how the fuck can someone not like water

>>40753209
Well I mean pregnancy test will only be able to tell I'm pregnant after my period is over 8 days late and my period isn't late yet or even due until September. I think I'm pregnant tho because I got cum in my pussy a few days ago and realised I was ovulating that day (whoops)
Actually I was having sex with my boyfriend and he came all over my boobs and stuff and I was kind of mad that I didn't cum so when he wasn't looking I rubbed the cum onto my fingers and rubbed it around my vulva and the entrance and the next day I immediately regretted it like wtf was I thinking. Probably unlikely I'm preggo from that but like I said flo told me I was ovulating that day so if my period is late this Sept I'm fucked.

>>40753278
kill yourself

>>40752202 (OP)
>q1
Tap water. Tap cold if hot out, tap hot if cold out, room temperature otherwise. Typically without anything in it (including ice), but I’ll take whatever I can get if someone else is serving it.
>q2
I wish (apartment).

>>40753098
>Style
Exactly what I was thinking.
>Interests
Can still be healthy, depends on the dynamic and extent they do it, among several other factors. Did he concurrently maintain some of his own interests?

>>40753278
why do you still have your period if you're transitioning

>>40753539
I'm a repper

>>40753554
go back

>>40753119
thanks anonn

>>40753512

For sure! His hobby was hobbies, he'd always rotate what he was interested in for a month before getting really good at something else the next month. He'd copy me to spend more time with me but it was also because that was a free extra hobby for him to pick up. He just added my stuff to his rotation

I don't understand people who dislike being copied it's fantastic

>>40753636
i love you

>>40752943
Personally? No to both. I assumed copying stuff like that would be a compliment but I can see why people take it as inauthentic.

>>40753554
Thank you for brining us honour by not transitioning. It’s for the best.

>>40753243
>my bathroom has the best water.
Bottle it and give me some
>>40753636
I wish my man would put in the effort to do my hobbies once in a while

i want 100 ftm boyfriends

>>40753554
Shouldn't you be here?
>>>40727407

>>40753761
Ohh shit I didn't know femrepgen was back I've been way from 4chan for months bye yall

>>40753738
cheater

>>40753851
i would make sure they were all okay with it

tickling an ftm's feet until he pees himself

ftm stomping on my face until it's bloody and mangled

>>40755084
gross

Every time I hear someone talk about a trans man's "spiritual connection" to their womanhood I want to kms. This and the whole "trans men are wholesome unlike those evil cis men because of their female upbringing" shit makes me want to stay in the closet. The fact that this kind of sentiment is common in LGBT spaces pisses me off. Like you would never be allowed to say this kind of shit about a trans woman LMAO.

I want to be seen as a man not a woman who thinks they're a man ffs.

How do I stop being attracted to older women my friends keep laughing at me

>>40755411
be attracted to me

>>40755166
Try to laugh about it more. I think of all the trans men able to use this sentiment to their advantage for sex. I also think it’s funny that the only way to refute it is to admit you’re a bit shit.

>>40755417
Are you 50-60 years old and yet in better shape than 95% of 20 year olds?

>>40755166
you gotta accept most ppl in the trans community arent really trans, just butches, transvestites etc, the percentage of ppl with the actual transsexual condition is very very low

>>40755432
Fair enough. I'm not too crazy about sex, and (luckily) I don't have the pretty fem genetics to really use my appearance to get sex lol.

>>40755468
probably

>>40755563
That's not very convincing
Post proof?

>>40755576
this is a selfie i took while on a hike the other week

>>40755642

That's a pretty solid shape

>>40755166

Straight trans men lying for pussy and wolf in sheep clothing all these lesbians is heinous to me but also not surprising as what straight man wouldn't say or do anything to get laid

Ftm angrily attempting to strangle the life out of my dick only to end up with a face full of baby batter

>>40755084

This is so hot please post more I wish that was me

>>40755689
i love you

>>40755725

Ftm lovingly attempting to strangle the life out of your dick only to end up with a face full of baby batter, you lick the cum off him

>>40755755
i want you

>>40755725
>>40755738
>>40755755
>>40755777
get a room

>>40755851
only if they're mtfs

i want 100 ftm boyfriends and 200 mtf girlfriends

What do you think cis-men should be doing with their born male experience that not enough of them do?

>>40756018
swim naked, fuck a sheet of lasagna pasta

>>40756018
Sending pictures of their penises to me

>>40756092
I take mine back and back up this guy I want more dick pics, post balls and butthole too

>>40756056
guys don't do casual nudity because 1) the sex offender list. 2) we'll get shamed and mocked for our flaccid cold penis being small. The pasta one doesn't make sense to me. But I do think I should walk around shirt-less more often. That is my privilege.
>>40756092
>>40756105
plenty of guys send dick pics, myself included.

>>40756121
why aren't you a girl

>>40756143
I yam who I yam

>>40755851
Several barely sentient massive cismales passing you back and forth using you like a living flesh light their basic carnal desires driving them to repeatedly empty loads inside you as much as possible but they don’t get you pregnant because they are all retarded and mostly fuck your mouth and asshole…mostly

>>40756121
Why haven't you shown me your dick and balls then

>>40755166
What people are talking about is the fact you was raised with female socialisation and this is something you can never change and your socialisation is worse the longer it takes for you to pass. This is also true for transwomen btw.
You have the lived experience of a women so therefore you understand the female experience and hardships, you're less likely to be as dangerous as cismen towards women because of your previous experience.
You can whine about it but its the truth.

>>40756179
do you want to be boyfriend and boyfriend?

>>40756184
No I want to see pictures of your penis

>>40756121
I'm a guy too what are you doing explaining what men are like to me? More cis men should swim naked it feels great, I know lots who do, which is why I've ever thought to do it in the first place. They can swim naked during the day though and I have to wait until it's dark. You literally never heard of a nude beach? Then again the cis guys I've hung out with were in good shape with big dicks

I like how slick pasta feels when it's al dente and buttery and I long to truly fuck it

Anon was joking about sending dick pics to him specifically, which the joke is not enough cis men are sending their cocks to him, which is funny because he's being opportunistic

The question initially was, what should cis men be doing that they don't do enough, that they can do because they were born with a penis

ftm tucking me into bed and saying night night

>>40756217
I wasn't joking

>>40756182

Not every trans man was socialized as female growing up. Many are and that influences their values and behavior, but it's just as common that a trans man sees himself as male throughout childhood and is treated the way boys are in his environment reacting to the roles he takes on among others. Adults and kids do in fact respond to how you see yourself, and if you grow up somewhere people are kind of gender neutral towards kids, a trans boy will eventually get defaulted in being treated the boy way since there is a positive response to treating him that way, and a negative one if not. Doesn't work that way with kids and adults who have a rigid ideology about molding kids, but you can be socialized male living in male circles with male friends and male family members in spaces dominated by men if the people around you emotionally respond to you as a boy.

>>40756228
Anon won't show you his dick unless you date him, are you boyfriend material?

My ftm friend/roommate in heat using a double sided dildo filling up that pussy and asshole as I watch politely from the one way mirror installed in the dresser top. Me also thinking about possibly asking about joining but chickening out because the dildo is massive compared to my small dick!

>>40756184
Depends how good the dick is

why has this thread turned into people sharing their little mash notes

>>40756315
flux can you say night night to me please

>>40756157
>This will absolutely never happen to you

Why even live

>>40756319
...night night

>>40756286
Sure whatever helps you sleep at night kek

Hi Flux
How are you

>>40756354
scared

>>40756333
Back at you with the massive cringey trans men are actually women and always will be cope. You think explaining your mental gymnatics for why a grown man has any soul bond connection to the sisterhood of womankind is anything but embarrassing and purely ideological?

>>40756362
You wished him night night now when he puts you in the basement we'll be forced to agree you led him on

Also what's mash

>>40756308
it's the definition of average

>>40756382

5.5" circumsized? Shape of the tip? Veins?

>>40756365
No matter how much of a tomboy you was growing up and how many dudes you hung around doesn't change the fact they viewed you as a women and subsequently treated you like one, even if you think they didn't. You are less likely than a cisman to rape or beat or kill a ciswoman because you USED TO BE TREATED as a ciswoman so you are more empathic to ciswoman even if SUBCONSCIOUSLY.

>>40756376
he caught me off guard i usually wouldn't be that nice to a random person
>what's mash
according to the dictionary "a letter whichexpressesinfatuationwith orgushingadmirationof someone"

>>40756362
Why?

>>40756419
everything

i love ftms sooooo much :-3

>>40756400
5inch, cut, regular aesthetically pleasing dick-head (no deformities), veiny

>>40755725
Mesugaki ftm that tied me to the bed and relentlessly rides on my dick for days until my work finally sends for a wellness check and all they find is me starving while left in a soiled bed surrounded by hundreds of used condoms and sex toys but in one of the final rape sessions the condom actually busted and the pregnancy stuck but I don’t even know I have a random kid out there because the FTM genestealer already was halfway across the country before they found me.

>>40756402
Like I mean, the average cis man doesn't want to rape or kill women either. By this logic, would this make a trans women more likely to be a serial rapist because of their male upbringing? Would one be justified to avoid trans women because of this?
Its all a bunch of bioessentialist bullshit that reduces trans people to their birth sex.

>>40756508
>Like I mean, the average cis man doesn't want to rape or kill women either.
So who's doing all the killing and raping? The kill and rape fairy?

>>40756182
Honestly I think my autism stunted me from ever having true "female socialisation". I've never really understood womenhood or women in general (hell I don't think I really understand gender period LMAO).

>>40756546
Of course there are men out there who are rapists, but that doesn't mean that every man on the planet is one. Is every black man a criminal because they commit 50% of all crimes?

>>40756402

That's such a woman's fantasy, I've heard so many women say that they wish men would be forced to live as a woman and walk a mile in their shoes because they'd be nicer if they knew how hard it is. Real life isn't Freaky Friday with a morality tale, at the end of the day a lot of men struggle with empathy and emasculating a man doesn't make him sympathetic to women, it makes him resentful because women deserve to be treated that way not him. What does a man care about an issue that isn't his problem unless he as an individual is particularly compassionate?

Female socialization is things like what women think makes someone admirable in their social circles and what skills and language they should all know, shit like culture. The idea that people are supposed to do this or that and how they should be treated. Someone socialized female believes they should be treated gently, spoken to calmly, get praised for being doting and attentive, and people should be collaborative in their efforts

Male socialization tells us to admire being self sufficient, not burden other people with what we can handle ourselves, tolerate hardship, be unaffected by petty shit, and fight for our convictions. We value being entertaining and impressive more than being nurturing

What makes someone socialized one versus the other? Praise and chastisement. Someone socialized male will be praised by others for acting in a way that reflects male values, and punished for acting in a way that doesn't. Socialization is what lessons and advice are given to you. Boys who are socialized male get male behavior reinforced, and are taught male lesson from their guardians and peers, which is how trans men become socialized male when their environment chooses to judge them by the metrics they respond to

>>40756508
>the average cis man doesn't want to rape
No, we do. Now, granted, I genuinely do have a heart. I wouldn't want to actually hurt her, I wouldn't derive any pleasure from harm. I'd do the minimum necessary to get her to comply. If you're talking to a guy and want to get his real opinion on this, that he isn't holding back on because of consequences, bring up the "deserted island" hypothetical. He's all alone on an island with girls. Yeah.. any regular guy is going to make sex happen.

>>40752202 (OP)
> ice cold
> since i am not the manliest of men, no
> coffee and monster energy coffee and monster energy coffee and monster energy coffee and monster energy coffee and monster energy coffee and monster energy coffee and monster energy coffee and monster energy

>>40756567
>taps the sign
autism is a gender

>>40756508
The amount of cismen that would actually if society went totally fubar mad max style is actually staggering. Even that cute shy guy that sits in the back of the class? Yeah he’d also rape

>>40756508
They do. They just don't have the opportunity to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVdnWhGPDvQ

>>40756585
Ooooh, I get it now. I thought you were just dumb, or like slow or something like that. Here's the truth you're avoiding, you don't want to rape women because you're a man, you have the desire to commit rape because that's who you are as an individual. That's a you problem, stop pretending other men feel what you feel because you don't want to confront what went wrong with you to end up that way. It's not just a normal regular thing that happens to everyone. Sure I fantasize about raping hot guys but I don't actually want to do it. Rape is different than lust and well adjusted men know how to distinguish that feeling

>>40756682
What is funny right now is you claim you were socialised like all the other boys but the way you type here is really female.
(Not even what youre saying, but how you say it)

>>40756567

You weren't socialized as female, but I'm curious if you ever bothered to socialize as male either?

I actually was never socialised when I was born they locked me in a white room with no human contact and when they let me out they let me pick the gender I wanted :3

>>40756732
same

>>40756697
I am speaking to you in a condescending way because I look down on your reasoning. If you believe being condescending is really female that tells me that the people who have been condescending to you in your life have been females. It's not that complicated, also obligatory if you cannot attack the argument attack the arguer

To not lose the point I think you should take away, there are better ways to cope with having violent urges and fantasies. Normalizing it doesn't benefit you. That shit is misandry, men are not inherently evil, don't embrace hatred of males

>>40756732
>>40756741
Basement dwellers on a Bane level

>>40756755
>let me tell you how you are because..i said so!!
nice projection lol. you talk like a retarded fucking woman is probably why they called you a woman

>>40756803
i was actually severely brain damaged as a child so it's not even that far off from reality

>>40756755
You sound so female I actually feel bad for you rn

Sigh another night where I don’t have an ftm fuckbuddy that will let me hit it at a moments notice…

>>40756862
yeah. a transguy so high on testosterone that I can creampie him without fear of pregnancy

>>40756823
>let me tell you how you are because..i said so!!

This is what you yourself did when you claimed that I am like a woman, because that's how your feelings take words

What I did was tell you that claiming men are rapists and killers, and if it's not men then it must be the murder and rape fairy, because the idea of perfect little uwu harmless women also being monsters is laughable to you, is an argument that claims men are evil, and believing men are evil is hateful

>>40756874
NTA

>>40756862
You aren't trying hard enough then don't stop trying to live the dream

>>40756854
>>40756881
Victimsocialized

>>40756755
Highly reccommend reading this in an annoying 8-months on T pooner kermit voice

>>40756848
Are you independent? That sounds stressful as fuck

>>40756898
>Are you independent?
somewhat, i can function on my own but i'm slow
>That sounds stressful
it's not really, it just left me generally retarded and reclusive, at least i can meme about it

please unblock me m. im sorry for upsetting you. i won't go if you don't want me to

>>40756952
Seems unfortunate that you're both less capable and less social, you'd kind of want someone who needs more help to have more people to help. You survived and seem alright though so good for you, shitpost your heart out

>>40756702
I find I moreso copy my dad's mannerisms than my moms, I have more typically "male coded" hobbies, and most people online assume I'm a man and despite not being on hrt yet I pass surprisingly well.

>>40757007
I also have a more stereotypically male personality. I'm brash, loud, stubborn and ambitious. Like even before I realised I was trans I had people tell me that if it weren't for my long hair, they would've thought I was a man.

i really hate it when you get like this. you're the person i love. you really expect the worst from me but it's not like that. why would i tell you if that was the case? why can't you just let me have friends?
im disgusted by the thought of having sex with anyone but you. stop putting those disgusting thoughts in my head, because that's what you're thinking. i'm not into her like that, i'm only into you. why don't you understand that i'm not lying when i say that? how can i show i'm telling the truth here?

>>40757066
shut uppppppp no one cares

is it bad i watch those live seafood eating videos and pretend they're eating a bunch of little people

you do this every time you're upset, and i have to come here to beg for you back after you sperg at me, because it's my only method of communicating with you.
it's so humiliating. do you not understand how far i'd go to make you happy?
you did this with that max guy and i cut him off. you did this with emi too, and i cut her off! literally what do you want? do you want me to cut this one off too?
all of it is so worth it to make you secure. please calm down. i feel awful and i hate fighting. im sorry for upsetting you.

>>40757043
Since your default is male mentally it's fair to assume you were able to acquire those traits naturally despite your isolation because they felt more natural and appropriate. It would be hard to not end up more one way than the other. Hope you get hrt sooner than later, it mellows you out

>>40757112
The video is live, or the seafood is live?

>>40757144
the seafood is live

>>40757182
*Shakes you until the evil is released* What in the reverse Cthulu horroterror nonsense is that. I'd rather you watch those videos than go out killing people though

mmmm threadschizo hours

>>40757237
im not schizo i know my person is reading this

im sorry for hurting you and making you upset. i love you a lot.

>>40757212
people who are overly empathetic to animals which we eat are annoying unless youre a vegan youre a hypocrite and no the factory farm meat you eat isnt killed any more humanely either

>>40757323
Unless ur going to give us the deets on what happened we aren’t interested in hearing it. its annoying spam actually I hope u guys break up

are there st4t trans guys here that don't want piv... pls i need u

>>40757531
I'm one of those responsible for my own actions kind of moralist. I can't stop factory farming or neighborhood psychos from skinning cats, but I can choose to not feel an animal die in my mouth as a result of wounds its sustaining from me crushing and tearing it. That's really weird, kills the joy of a good meal. Some people have violent urges, anon said they pretend the animals are people, that person has some kind of desire for a violent outlet. I told them to keep doing it if it stops them from actual murder. Also pretty hypocritical of you to say you don't like people who are "overly" empathetic to animals we eat, so people can only care as much as you do but not more?

>>40757812
::waves::

>>40757893
Hi hey what's up whats ur fav band/artist
my all time favs are mbv and elliott smith

>>40757531
>>40757869
i don't think it's that deep
i'm just vorebrained now

>>40757066
Ugh I'm so jealous, I wish my boyfriend would beg for me back on /ftmg/...
>>40757869
Other anon is an alpha and is being wrongly judged for his natural carnivorous hunter instincts. You wouldn't understand, omega.

>>40757812
I mean I would gladly gape out your asshole and of course shove it down your throat until you gag and probably vomit but I got to be honest I would be doing this purely for fulfilling a fetish fantasy. There would be no love, just animalistic pounding

>>40758176
I believe you anon, I really do

>>40758177
I can't believe I have to vore you now just to make this stop. Not how I wanted to spend my time

someone i didn't know made an account on discord today and sent a frq so i blocked them

wtf is up with poons and vore

my phone is fucking up and i dont think i have a warranty on it. fml

Do phone sex hotlines still exist??? Holy fucking shit I want to phone sex so bad, so very bad

>>40759587
what would you say

so so tired where are you

I can't do this anymore. All he wants is a real penis to fuck him. Why does he pretend to want me? I'm not even allowed to meet his friends. t4t my ass.

so how bad is it actually to post porn of yourself? i want to post vids of me getting creampied by my boyfriend. no face but voice in vids.

>>40760667
you get creampied in your female vagina while larping as a trans man. you are a woman and your cis straight bf LOVES it!

Say you had the opportunity to get any masculinizing surgeries you wanted, on demand, with whatever surgeon you wanted (including things like FMS) but in return you had to carry a pregnancy to term beforehand. Would you do it?

>>40760729
the vagina stops being female if you don't get creampied. sage lessons from americas top non-physicalists

>>40760747
kys

>>40758022
i like nine inch nails and tool. but i've wanted to listen to elliot smith for a while.

>>40760769
cope. your boyfriend is straight and you require 24/7 sexual attention because you are a regular woman.

>>40760811
true my bf comes home from work every night and PLAPS my cunt for hours. we are trying for a baby

>lie to my boyfriend and say I want him to make me heavy with child
>be on the pill
>get fucked and cummed in almost every single day

Profit!

>>40756295
No

>>40760747
Masculinizing surgery is for faggots you can keep it

>>40760747
Surgery is pointless if you have to ruin your body beyond repair beforehand

>>40756508
imagine actually being retarded enough to think this... all grown men want to rape, yes even the decrepit old ones, most are just too pussy to do it

>>40761615
no way

this gen is worthless when gloves doesn't post

got my fuckass iud taken out so ill just take the L on getting knocked up or whatever

you are all my boyfriends

>>40762194
cheater

>>40762203
*kisses you*

>>40760664
Buy a long silicone dick, with decent looking balls that can slap against their pussy when you fuck his ass
>>40759587
Why pay for it when people on /soc/ will hop on call with you for free?

>>40762345
You have to pay money for specificity. I would rather pay a man with a deep handsome voice and good conversational skills to roleplay my favorite sex acts and scenarios according to my schedule than find someone who isn't good at it that I have to make compromises with creatively and timewise

Dammit I thought sex hotlines used to be a thing you'd think they'd be more popular now not less

>>40762422
>more popular now not less
AI is unironically killing the phone sex industry.
That said, I did see an ad for a phone sex hotline relatively recently. They were all wearing egirl cosplay wigs. Times have certainly changed.

>>40762440
You wouldn't have happened to have remembered any identifying details I could use to hire their service?

Another obstacle I see is that I don't know how many phone sex operators are men. Anyone here have reccomendations for ai phone sex? Not that I want to resort to that

>>40762566
maybe there is an opening in the market, anon... Why not become a phone sex operator and have horny men pay to talk to you?

>>40762596
i'm not horny and i'm not a man but i would pay good money to talk to a masculinzed ftm on the phone

>>40762596
I'd love to, would be perfectly qualified. I have a nice voice and can dirty talk any fantasy at length. Managing a small business and getting it off the ground is a hassle though. Would need at least 2 other guys in different timezones and a company website with some kind of client database that's well encrypted for our customers privacy and a digital number we all share and marketing

>>40762648
could you talk about cartoons for an hour

>>40762656
Every hour of every day for the rest of my life

>>40762648
You're thinking too big too quickly. Most people don't set up a business hire 2 guys and make their own website, they just start selling their services first.

>>40762663
i'm so fucking down
you have my investment and blessing

>>40758022
sinead o connor is the goat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf_RHVjPrHY

>>40758022
>>40760794
Elliot Smith is overrated his voice is so annoying and whiny plus any musician recommended by characters in fucking Rick and Morty should be avoided like the plague

Does anyone remember Electra Rex the old tripfag who used to post here. Ppl bullied her out of the gen because she was mtf but she was cool and would post her butt sometimes as a treat.

>>40762677
I don't know of a phone sex service that would hire me nor do I know where I would go to offer my services freelance. My best guess is reddit? I'd be skeptical how well it would go since I only have so much free time and thus even if anyone were interested they'd have to schedule the service. As someone who wants access to the same service I know how much convenience plays into the impulse for this, you want to call and get someone right away. Guess I'd have to cater to dedicated perverts who can't get someone to larp their specific thing correctly

>>40762682
You're a peach and a doll, I am touched by your vote of confidence

>>40762755
>would post her butt sometimes as a treat
Seems like she was a perfectly hospitable young lady

>>40756601
Same here, what monster flavor is your favorite? Do you take any cream or sugar in your coffee?

>>40760747
No, giving birth would be my worst nightmare. There is no surgery that would ever make it worthwhile. The thought alone makes me nauseous.

>>40760794
Do you listen to Skinny Puppy or Ministry at all? If you like NIN's earlier stuff, you might enjoy them. Trent basically ripped off Dig It by Skinny Puppy wholesale to make Down in It.

>>40763008
Anon you're thinking way too big, keep things solo commission through Venmo or PayPal with individuals you pick up here and there.

I keep getting distracted by women's fat asses out in public

>>40763163
yeah, i love both of those bands! i like a lot of industrial music of all flavours. do you like nitzer ebb?
i have a 64 hour spotify playlist that's just a ton of industrial music.

>>40763302
Fuck yeah Nitzer Ebb's the best. Do you mind sharing your playlist?

>>40763165
...Am I getting pimped? Damn anon selling my ass out to randos on the street

You're very helpful and your advice is sound by my goal is still to hire men for phone sex, not be the phone sex man

>>40763163
Not that anon but I like the mango monster flavor and I take sugar and cream in my coffee

>>40763302
>>40763308
I love these bands too release the playlist

>>40763178
Understandable, whenever I leave the house I have to pretend to be normal whenever I see a man's thighs instead of groping him immediately

>>40763308
>>40763368
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0CfDujWMcFJLsHp7U8W3wm?si=wVF1Oh1MRO68a8ES6ZpqoA&pi=Z7xxLsXETTiV8
ignore the cheesy title, i thought it was funny at the time.

>>40763620
Good boy

>>40763342
Post voice

>>40763620
>Mindless Self Indulgence
>Disturbed

Nevermind

>>40763342
Maybe you just need a Discord kitten (man)

need to rape and impregnate twink ftm bf and also make him and the kid love me forever. the only 2 people dtf will not let me touch their vaginas. advice?

>>40763620
people who make playlists that are like this long are retards. like ten hours should be the limit before its an unorganised mess with no cohesion

>>40763700
>need to rape
>the only 2 people dtf will not let me touch their vaginas
isn't that the whole point of rape

>>40763790
Anon he was too dumb to figure that out on his own don't spell it out for him

>>40763807
i'm sorry

>>40763790
Cannot rape with small pp, need willing participant

>>40763819
as far as i'm concerned all sex with a small penis is rape

>>40763807
please, call me retarded
>>40763790
i don't want the cops called on me and i don't think anyone would actually love me if i raped them

>>40763770
Weak, anything under 24hrs isn't worth acknowledgement. Just say you're not in it for the long run and you like to tap out early, quitter.

>>40763852
nobody is going to love you if you're this much of a coward

>>40763856
why not just have loads and loads more playlists that are shorter but more specifically organised? playlists that long you might as well just use the likes feature? and youll never be able to listen to it all probably anyway let alone in one sitting?

>>40763368
I usually go for the zero ultra or strawberry flavor like the flaming faggot I am but the mango flavor's pretty good too. I mainly take my coffee black unless I'm going out to a real cafe, then I go all out and get an iced frapp with a shitton of sugar and whipped cream so it's more dessert than drink. I figure I might as well since I couldn't be bothered making something like that at home.

>>40763660
baka it's a mix of stuff

>>40763985
A mix of shit and gold

>>40763886
Because ftmg is an aboriginal tribe and Flux is a top tier gatherer. He got on his hands and knees gathering +60hrs worth of music, just for you to complain about how it's unorganized? It's time you start pulling your weight around here, anon.

>>40752310
bro i signed a piece of paper that says i understand "no uterus means no pregnancy." i am free.

my sleep schedule is all fucked up

>>40764017
i have laid myself on the table in front of you in an act of extreme vunerability and you INSULT ME?

>>40764320
hello fluxy-poo

>>40764320
Yes, and I'd do it again in a heartbeat. Mind you I said shit *and* gold so there is still hope for you yet lil poon poon <3 don't you worry

i will get 100 flowers and 100 chocolates for my 100 ftm boyfriends

>>40764677
100 flowers and chocolates each or 1 flower and 1 chocolate for all 100?

>>40764864
100 flowers and 100 chocolates each because i love them all so much

>>40763620
Hahaha I was with you until st. anger what the hell man
Some great picks in there though

>>40764895
joe-kun!! :D

>>40764938
What music do you listen to

>>40764949
Bjork is my no. 1 of all time.

>>40764993
Based. What are your favorite Bjork songs?

>>40752310
uterus no work so they took it out
common story for trans guys especially if they've been on t or have mildly intersex conditions

the reason everyone hates chasers is cause they don't actually like the thing they say they like, they want a fantasy, and instead of being able to accept reality when it's shoved in their faces, they just double down and spam their fictional nonsense where it's not relevant

>>40763620
The only songs we have in common are Monster by Skillet and Megalomaniac...

>>40763620
needs more korn

Does anyone in this thread listen to Natural Snow Buildings? I just started listening to them. Such beautiful, otherworldly music. Fair warning some of their albums are flux spotify playlist length so they take a while to get through but it's completely worth it.

You little guys would make cute femboys, it's a shame you're just retarded women with pussies

>>40765312
Being a femboy sounds tiring. Could you imagine the orbiters?

>>40765034
It is impossible to pick one song but my favourite albums are Vulnicura and Vespertine

>>40764895
>>40765107
>>40765138
DON'T CRITIQUE MY AWESOME TASTE

>>40765884
*kisses you* i would never critique your taste flux *gives you one meatball* *runs away embarrassed*

>>40765250
>Has anyone listened to this album thats 7 hours long?
No bruh

>>40765912
weakling
>>40765899
thank you anon

>>40765912
Your loss. It's not like you have to listen to it in one go.

>>40765928
*giggles* you're welcome flux *gives you a hugé*

Guys I've graduated and I'm moving in with a bunch of other ppl who have graduated this september. I get on with them fine but they are definitely not my main friend group. They are all math grads and were in shit like the chess society and overall are quite nerdy and awkward which is fine but pretty neeky and goody two shoes if you can imagine.
Basically I'm kind of known as a stoner (which I am) and have received a message from one of the guys who I'm living with saying that they all talked about it and want to ask me to have no drugs in the house, because some people are doing teacher training courses.
TO BE HONEST I don't really understand how it would affect them in anyway, I would never smoke inside the house only in the garden, and even if I was somehow caught I don't understand how they would be punished for it on their courses -- WHATEVER.
But I was wondering what I should do? Obviously they said no drugs in the house but they can cry about it I'm still picking up my 3.5. But I guess I just can't smoke in the garden like I planned too. There's an alleyway right behind the garden but I'm not sure if they would get mad at even that. Kind of annoying because they have total advantage over me as it's illegal where I live and I'm the one moving into their house so they have the control over this. But I want advice as to what I should do. I just wanna get high on the weekends.
What would u guys do?

>>40765992
Are edibles an option?

>>40766017
Kinda hard to get plugs who sell edibles where I live. I picked up brownies off this guy once and they weren't very good, also he sells it once in a blue moon and is the only person I know who sells it. Plus it's so much more expensive. I guess it will have to be an option, but smoking is so much nicer imo

UGHHH FUCK EVERYONE WHO LIVES WHERE ITS LEGAL TS IS SO ANNOYING. They all get to drink, its not fair

>>40766052
*kisses you*

>>40765992
Bake your own edibles or go for a long walk far enough away from the house and smoke. I wanna say the alleyway's probably fine to smoke in but I don't know how close the garden is to your house. If you're that paranoid, use a vape or a smokebuddy. Or better yet, quit being a retarded stoner, you can survive without smoking for awhile.

>>40766052
Look into THC-A.

>>40766096
*blushes* hehehe *twiddles my thumbs* oh anon... you're making me feel things... in my tummy... *stomach growls* oh... i'm awfully hungry... but... what to eat...? *slowly turns to look at anon* uh oh... hehehe...

>>40766089
>Bake your own edibles
Wouldn't that just stink up the whole house like crazy?
>use a vape or a smokebuddy
It is a shout but the majority of "thc" vapes sold here are actually spice. I've used it before at parties but I don't want to be high on fucking spice all the time.
>go for a long walk far enough away from the house and smoke
This is most likely the answer unfortunately but honestly I was hoping for an alternative because I HATE smoking in public. I mean if I find a secluded area I guess I could but it just SUCKS because smoking in public is scary and then I gotta walk back fuccckkk I like to smoke and then snuggle in bed after. But I might have to if I find no other alternative
>quit being a retarded stoner, you can survive without smoking for awhile
Like I said if everyone around me gets to drink why can't I smoke a little?

>>40766052
>FUCK EVERYONE WHO LIVES WHERE ITS LEGAL
If you’re a passoid and can top I can set you up with a sweetie so you can greencard marry into Canada.
In all seriousness though, you could try to find a reliable MoM to order vape carts or edibles from, if any operate in your country. Another alternative would be getting a flower vape, these usually don’t smell nearly as bad and are more discrete, I haven’t had one in years so I unfortunately can’t recommend a specific model.

>>40766151
>the majority of "thc" vapes sold here are actually spice
Damn that sucks. Might be some grey market site online that sells vapes but they're probably gonna be just as shitty as those spice ones. I've only ever bought THC-A flower online, so I wouldn't know. There is a stink to edibles but maybe you could get away with baking them on a day nobody is home for a long period of time, as long as you have proper ventilation. It would be stupid and risky risky but make enough and you're set for a long while. Otherwise, you're stuck to smoking in a secluded area.

>>40756584
pretty much this. like it or not gender has its consequences.

born woman = make the most of easy street before the wall
born male = try not to die

>>40765992
The real con is buying weed and not growing your own. Quit until you're serious.

>>40756402
If you are ftm and rape someone how do you get caught? Hidden camera?

>online friends pestering me to join VC
>don't want to expose the tranny voice

how do i set up one of those voice changers to sound like a 25yo man

>>40766151
>gets scammed off thc vapes
lmao
>>40766836
FTMs, and females by extension, cannot rape anyone, even if they wanted to.

>>40767119
*puts you in my mouth*

>>40767119
I've not bought any myself, its just common knowledge here that thc vapes plus have here are super likely to be spice. I've only had hits from other people during nights out etc

anxious because i need a job man i need to get out of here. i'm fine for now but where i live is stressful.

>>40767288
Amazon hires just about anyone. It's a shitty job but if there's a distribution center near you, it's worth a shot.

>>40767185
Its your fault you were scammed, low IQ cute afab fannybois like you need impregnation, not THC vapes.

>>40767300
*swallows you*

what amount of mold do you guys like on your water bottles

>>40767359
The more mold there is, the more hydrated I feel

>>40767119
>FTMs and cis foids can’t rape
(NTA) Unlike other areas of the world, the majority of North America recognizes that rape happens regardless of primary sex characteristics. Hope this fun fact brightened your day, Nichols.

>>40767119
>>40767300
Post penis or gtfo

>>40767359
I usually let it grow about halfway up, but I let it get to the top this time and it was honestly life changing.

>>40760747
No. Getting pregnant is explicitly going against my coding.

night night ftms

>>40763632
For what? I'm not a show off, I'm not interested in farming approval

i feel so weird lately. whish i could make it stop

>>40767970
Have you tried playing vr games

As an actual man, there's nothing about the posts in this thread that would make me think they weren't made by women. Actual men talk about factorio and no gf. None of you are going to make it, I'm sorry.

>>40768173
Satisfactory is better tho

>>40768212
3d lacks sovl.

>>40768235
2d too easy, planning a 3d factory is more challenging. Also none of my friends play factorio only satisfactory
What else ypu play?

>>40768271
Geoguessr. It stands atop the peak of autism.

>>40768356
You dont have friends bro?

>>40768470
I dunno bro. Maybe not.

>>40767776
If somebody doesn't post in the thread at least every 4 hours I'll die you monsters wanna let a grown man get shot and left in an alley. You want to sleep in your bed while I'm sleeping with the fishes?

woke up this morning and my bitch mother drank all the coffee

>>40768173
Only reppers incapable of getting a gf talk about Factorio.

Good luck nona we're all rooting for you.

>>40769772
you should be nicer to her anon

>>40769925
Not all mum's deserve love, but I agree anon is probably just being a dickhead

>How do you enjoy your water? Ice cold? With lemon? Flavored water? Straight from the tap?

1. moderately cold from the tap
2. icewater with cucumber or apple slices or tangerine or rose petals or blackberries or whatever floating in it
3. (very occasionally) Gerolsteiner

>Are you still drinking from the hose?

I no longer have access to a yard

>>40752310
already did. it was unpleasant but important.

>>40767091
>voice changers
>with friends
Just don't show up

just saw a pigeon with one leg sitting beside a man nd eating his food

>>40768173
Complaining about no gf is pathetic, ive had friends who do that and its so fffucking annoying

>watch a specific old Western show every other day
>main character is hot
>look actor up
>see they are Republican
What a waste of a good looking man

i love you

>>40768173
i posted about wanting to rape (other) ftms except i want them to love me, do that not "pass". i wish the one i knew who was dtf and also attractive and cool would talk to me more. i do not want a gf or (ftm)bf unless i get to be the neglectful one.

>>40771232
if you're going to neglect and abuse your ftm boyfriend you should give him to me so i can show him the love and care he deserves

I've never even heard of this game... He should have just said League

>>40771309
it looks kinda cool to me actually

>>40767288
If you have any dove feathers, butterfly wings, or dried rose petals I will give you money for them

>>40771139
is it you? im sorry

New thread

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>>40771760
i don't know who you are but i love you

>>40771796
that's nice of you. thank you

>>40767091
you got to voice train, people don’t know but T only does half of the job. otherwise you end up with that pooner froggy voice, voicetraining will fix that. not just for these vcs but for your general life it will be good. just search up ftm voice training on youtube. its not even that hard to do most of it just involves speaking from your stomach and back of mouth instead of speaking from your front of mouth and speaking slower.

>>40771931
do not listen to this man he is a liar
an ftm without frog voice is like an angel without wings